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0:04 well it's a dream come true for

0:04 well it's a dream come true for you but it's a nightmare for me I'm back

0:07 you but it's a nightmare for me I'm back

0:07 you but it's a nightmare for me I'm back it's the sometimes

0:09 it's the sometimes

0:09 it's the sometimes Vlog it's a vlog that happens

0:12 Vlog it's a vlog that happens

0:13 Vlog it's a vlog that happens sometimes and today it's happening with

0:15 sometimes and today it's happening with

0:15 sometimes and today it's happening with me old man

0:18 me old man

0:18 me old man Chatfield that's what they call me but

0:20 Chatfield that's what they call me but

0:20 Chatfield that's what they call me but that's not my name Only the Young oneir

0:24 that's not my name Only the Young oneir

0:24 that's not my name Only the Young oneir to me that way anyone with sense and

0:27 to me that way anyone with sense and

0:27 to me that way anyone with sense and dignity would prefer to me by my name f

0:29 dignity would prefer to me by my name f

0:30 dignity would prefer to me by my name f F Roy Chatfield oh you've never heard

0:32 F Roy Chatfield oh you've never heard

0:32 F Roy Chatfield oh you've never heard the name font Roy before have you well

0:36 the name font Roy before have you well

0:36 the name font Roy before have you well clearly you're young and youth

0:39 clearly you're young and youth

0:39 clearly you're young and youth automatically means that you're

0:43 automatically means that you're

0:43 automatically means that you're inexperienced

0:44 inexperienced

0:44 inexperienced foolish and you're not quite a person

0:47 foolish and you're not quite a person

0:47 foolish and you're not quite a person are

0:48 are

0:48 are you now back in my time we had a little

0:52 you now back in my time we had a little

0:52 you now back in my time we had a little thing called

0:53 thing called

0:53 thing called respect and people of my

0:56 respect and people of my

0:56 respect and people of my age still believe in respect

1:00 age still believe in respect

1:00 age still believe in respect except for the people that don't respect

1:03 except for the people that don't respect

1:03 except for the people that don't respect me now it's true that I've never been

1:06 me now it's true that I've never been

1:06 me now it's true that I've never been anywhere and it's true that I nevered

1:08 anywhere and it's true that I nevered

1:08 anywhere and it's true that I nevered much of an education but I still know

1:11 much of an education but I still know

1:11 much of an education but I still know exactly what I'm discussing at any

1:13 exactly what I'm discussing at any

1:13 exactly what I'm discussing at any moment I know what I'm talking about

1:15 moment I know what I'm talking about

1:15 moment I know what I'm talking about referring to and I am darn sure that I'm

1:19 referring to and I am darn sure that I'm

1:19 referring to and I am darn sure that I'm correct now we used to have an

1:20 correct now we used to have an

1:20 correct now we used to have an expression in my time called kill them

1:24 expression in my time called kill them

1:24 expression in my time called kill them all and let God sort them out what that

1:26 all and let God sort them out what that

1:26 all and let God sort them out what that meant was you punish everyone

1:31 meant was you punish everyone

1:31 meant was you punish everyone equally that was not only the only way

1:34 equally that was not only the only way

1:34 equally that was not only the only way you could be equal but also the only way

1:38 you could be equal but also the only way

1:38 you could be equal but also the only way in which you guarantee that you punished

1:41 in which you guarantee that you punished

1:41 in which you guarantee that you punished all of the

1:42 all of the

1:42 all of the guilty now if some of the innocent were

1:45 guilty now if some of the innocent were

1:45 guilty now if some of the innocent were harmed in the process that was a risk we

1:47 harmed in the process that was a risk we

1:47 harmed in the process that was a risk we were willing to

1:50 were willing to

1:50 were willing to take because Lord knows that the

1:52 take because Lord knows that the

1:52 take because Lord knows that the innocent must have done something to

1:54 innocent must have done something to

1:54 innocent must have done something to deserve it if we were punishing them it

1:55 deserve it if we were punishing them it

1:55 deserve it if we were punishing them it only makes sense now listen there's a

1:58 only makes sense now listen there's a

1:58 only makes sense now listen there's a lot of talk about positive it in

2:00 lot of talk about positive it in

2:00 lot of talk about positive it in nonsense here

2:06 fun thing

2:06 fun thing is positivity in fun is all very well oh

2:10 is positivity in fun is all very well oh

2:10 is positivity in fun is all very well oh let them have their cake and eat it too

2:13 let them have their cake and eat it too

2:13 let them have their cake and eat it too correct it's the only thing we can do

2:14 correct it's the only thing we can do

2:14 correct it's the only thing we can do with the excess flour I'm with you there

2:17 with the excess flour I'm with you there

2:17 with the excess flour I'm with you there is a problem there Import and Export and

2:21 is a problem there Import and Export and

2:21 is a problem there Import and Export and we can't have our flower being exported

2:23 we can't have our flower being exported

2:23 we can't have our flower being exported to China now can we so I say let them

2:27 to China now can we so I say let them

2:27 to China now can we so I say let them eat cake but let us not

2:31 eat cake but let us not

2:31 eat cake but let us not forget when I see someone having

2:35 forget when I see someone having

2:35 forget when I see someone having fun I am happy for them to a point if

2:40 fun I am happy for them to a point if

2:40 fun I am happy for them to a point if they're having too much fun there must

2:42 they're having too much fun there must

2:42 they're having too much fun there must be something evil of foot that's why

2:45 be something evil of foot that's why

2:45 be something evil of foot that's why it's always good to swoop in if you've

2:47 it's always good to swoop in if you've

2:47 it's always good to swoop in if you've been kind to someone and then be

2:51 been kind to someone and then be

2:51 been kind to someone and then be cruel this way they never know what to

2:54 cruel this way they never know what to

2:54 cruel this way they never know what to expect from you if they never trust you

2:57 expect from you if they never trust you

2:58 expect from you if they never trust you they all never love you never TR truly

3:00 they all never love you never TR truly

3:00 they all never love you never TR truly and if they never truly love you you'll

3:03 and if they never truly love you you'll

3:03 and if they never truly love you you'll always have the upper

3:08 hand because if you never because if

3:08 hand because if you never because if they never truly love you you'll never

3:10 they never truly love you you'll never

3:10 they never truly love you you'll never truly love them not in pure sense and

3:14 truly love them not in pure sense and

3:14 truly love them not in pure sense and then and then you can never be hurt by

3:17 then and then you can never be hurt by

3:17 then and then you can never be hurt by their

3:18 their

3:18 their actions plus people will always let you

3:20 actions plus people will always let you

3:20 actions plus people will always let you down so

3:23 down so

3:23 down so apparently well it's better to hurt them

3:26 apparently well it's better to hurt them

3:26 apparently well it's better to hurt them first isn't

3:27 first isn't

3:27 first isn't it preemptive strikes that's what I say

3:31 it preemptive strikes that's what I say

3:31 it preemptive strikes that's what I say that's why when I see teenagers walking

3:33 that's why when I see teenagers walking

3:33 that's why when I see teenagers walking by my front door I shoot them with my BB

3:37 by my front door I shoot them with my BB

3:37 by my front door I shoot them with my BB gun that way I know that Justice is

3:40 gun that way I know that Justice is

3:40 gun that way I know that Justice is served for the Times they're going to

3:42 served for the Times they're going to

3:42 served for the Times they're going to come back and put dog poop in bags on my

3:46 come back and put dog poop in bags on my

3:46 come back and put dog poop in bags on my front porch but I'm too wiy for them oh

3:49 front porch but I'm too wiy for them oh

3:50 front porch but I'm too wiy for them oh yes I've got a motion sensor MH turns on

3:53 yes I've got a motion sensor MH turns on

3:53 yes I've got a motion sensor MH turns on a very bright

3:55 a very bright

3:55 a very bright Spotlight I'm never going to receive

3:57 Spotlight I'm never going to receive

3:57 Spotlight I'm never going to receive another bag of excrement again

4:01 another bag of excrement again

4:01 another bag of excrement again yes that's exactly what the problem is

4:04 yes that's exactly what the problem is

4:04 yes that's exactly what the problem is there wasn't enough light on the

4:06 there wasn't enough light on the

4:06 there wasn't enough light on the porch well I was trying to save

4:15 electricity it does disturb me

4:15 electricity it does disturb me slightly not being alone not being

4:18 slightly not being alone not being

4:18 slightly not being alone not being old but not being listened to by the

4:21 old but not being listened to by the

4:21 old but not being listened to by the youth they don't understand life isn't

4:24 youth they don't understand life isn't

4:25 youth they don't understand life isn't about fun and love and harmony life

4:28 about fun and love and harmony life

4:28 about fun and love and harmony life isn't about peace peace life is a

4:31 isn't about peace peace life is a

4:31 isn't about peace peace life is a constant nasty struggle

4:35 constant nasty struggle

4:35 constant nasty struggle for cleanliness in a disgusting World

4:40 for cleanliness in a disgusting World

4:40 for cleanliness in a disgusting World anything unusual or strange or anything

4:42 anything unusual or strange or anything

4:42 anything unusual or strange or anything that you're not comfortable with or

4:45 that you're not comfortable with or

4:45 that you're not comfortable with or people near you are uncomfortable with

4:46 people near you are uncomfortable with

4:46 people near you are uncomfortable with is clearly evil and should be shunned

4:50 is clearly evil and should be shunned

4:50 is clearly evil and should be shunned never mind that we've learned more about

4:53 never mind that we've learned more about

4:53 never mind that we've learned more about hygiene and health that we make better

4:55 hygiene and health that we make better

4:55 hygiene and health that we make better decisions as a

4:57 decisions as a

4:58 decisions as a society people should not be allowed to

5:00 society people should not be allowed to

5:00 society people should not be allowed to make their own decisions we need some

5:02 make their own decisions we need some

5:02 make their own decisions we need some sort of way to control them because

5:04 sort of way to control them because

5:04 sort of way to control them because everything new is

5:07 everything new is

5:07 everything new is wrong why if we let the young people and

5:11 wrong why if we let the young people and

5:11 wrong why if we let the young people and the middle-aged people and even some of

5:13 the middle-aged people and even some of

5:13 the middle-aged people and even some of these crazy old people have their way

5:16 these crazy old people have their way

5:16 these crazy old people have their way we'd be running around in the streets

5:18 we'd be running around in the streets

5:18 we'd be running around in the streets doing whatever we wanted pursuing our

5:20 doing whatever we wanted pursuing our

5:20 doing whatever we wanted pursuing our dreams and who would be left to clean

5:23 dreams and who would be left to clean

5:23 dreams and who would be left to clean the dog poop from the porch

5:32 well

5:32 well certainly certainly not certainly not

5:35 certainly certainly not certainly not

5:35 certainly certainly not certainly not you you'd be pursuing the

5:38 you you'd be pursuing the

5:38 you you'd be pursuing the dreams well maybe someone has that dream

5:41 dreams well maybe someone has that dream

5:41 dreams well maybe someone has that dream I don't know I don't know all I know is

5:45 I don't know I don't know all I know is

5:45 I don't know I don't know all I know is you should

5:46 you should

5:46 you should never allow too much Freedom or too much

5:50 never allow too much Freedom or too much

5:50 never allow too much Freedom or too much kindness or too much happiness to

5:53 kindness or too much happiness to

5:53 kindness or too much happiness to unfold you could potentially be

5:57 unfold you could potentially be

5:57 unfold you could potentially be disappointed you could potentially be

6:00 disappointed you could potentially be

6:00 disappointed you could potentially be H you see if you want to have all of

6:04 H you see if you want to have all of

6:04 H you see if you want to have all of that good you have to accept the bad

6:07 that good you have to accept the bad

6:07 that good you have to accept the bad along with it and if you are willing to

6:10 along with it and if you are willing to

6:10 along with it and if you are willing to do that I say you're a fool why would

6:13 do that I say you're a fool why would

6:14 do that I say you're a fool why would you accept something bad that means you

6:16 you accept something bad that means you

6:16 you accept something bad that means you can't accept anything good and you

6:17 can't accept anything good and you

6:17 can't accept anything good and you should live your life in agony and anger

6:21 should live your life in agony and anger

6:21 should live your life in agony and anger at least to a defensive degree you can

6:24 at least to a defensive degree you can

6:24 at least to a defensive degree you can take satisfaction and happiness and

6:26 take satisfaction and happiness and

6:26 take satisfaction and happiness and pleasure sure yes yes I take a great

6:29 pleasure sure yes yes I take a great

6:29 pleasure sure yes yes I take a great deal of satisfaction from saving other

6:32 deal of satisfaction from saving other

6:32 deal of satisfaction from saving other people from making mistakes you see

6:35 people from making mistakes you see

6:35 people from making mistakes you see there was a young man named Jeffrey who

6:37 there was a young man named Jeffrey who

6:37 there was a young man named Jeffrey who cut my hedges and my hair for quite a

6:40 cut my hedges and my hair for quite a

6:40 cut my hedges and my hair for quite a few years recently Jeffrey said that he

6:44 few years recently Jeffrey said that he

6:44 few years recently Jeffrey said that he wanted to work for some sort of drawing

6:49 wanted to work for some sort of drawing

6:49 wanted to work for some sort of drawing company making some sort of comic books

6:52 company making some sort of comic books

6:52 company making some sort of comic books or

6:54 or

6:54 or something you wanted to go to college

6:56 something you wanted to go to college

6:56 something you wanted to go to college and learned to be an animator and I told

6:59 and learned to be an animator and I told

6:59 and learned to be an animator and I told Jeff

7:01 Jeff

7:01 Jeff you're a fool no one will ever hire you

7:06 you're a fool no one will ever hire you

7:06 you're a fool no one will ever hire you shilly drawing man and even if they did

7:08 shilly drawing man and even if they did

7:08 shilly drawing man and even if they did hire you a company like that would go

7:10 hire you a company like that would go

7:10 hire you a company like that would go out of business immediately there's no

7:12 out of business immediately there's no

7:12 out of business immediately there's no future in it there's no point well

7:15 future in it there's no point well

7:15 future in it there's no point well Jeffrey was upset

7:17 Jeffrey was upset

7:17 Jeffrey was upset oh first he listened to me old man trash

7:20 oh first he listened to me old man trash

7:21 oh first he listened to me old man trash field he called me rudely I think you

7:24 field he called me rudely I think you

7:24 field he called me rudely I think you may have a point maybe it's better to

7:26 may have a point maybe it's better to

7:26 may have a point maybe it's better to keep trimming Hedges and hair making a

7:29 keep trimming Hedges and hair making a

7:29 keep trimming Hedges and hair making a tidy little sum and living in the space

7:32 tidy little sum and living in the space

7:32 tidy little sum and living in the space above your garage yes I said and I don't

7:35 above your garage yes I said and I don't

7:35 above your garage yes I said and I don't say that as a landlord I say it as a

7:38 say that as a landlord I say it as a

7:38 say that as a landlord I say it as a friend well one night he snuck off in

7:42 friend well one night he snuck off in

7:42 friend well one night he snuck off in the middle of the night with his

7:43 the middle of the night with his

7:43 the middle of the night with his portfolio and ended up working for a

7:45 portfolio and ended up working for a

7:45 portfolio and ended up working for a company called Marvel it's a Marvel they

7:48 company called Marvel it's a Marvel they

7:48 company called Marvel it's a Marvel they haven't gone out of

7:50 haven't gone out of

7:50 haven't gone out of business and he never returned do you

7:54 business and he never returned do you

7:54 business and he never returned do you see do you see what

7:57 see do you see what

7:57 see do you see what happened I tried to stop him from Living

8:01 happened I tried to stop him from Living

8:01 happened I tried to stop him from Living his dream and I gained at least two

8:04 his dream and I gained at least two

8:04 his dream and I gained at least two weeks of extra haircuts now that's

8:07 weeks of extra haircuts now that's

8:07 weeks of extra haircuts now that's success had I supported his dream he

8:10 success had I supported his dream he

8:10 success had I supported his dream he would have left two weeks

8:12 would have left two weeks

8:12 would have left two weeks earlier true he may still be talking to

8:15 earlier true he may still be talking to

8:15 earlier true he may still be talking to me and maybe he would still be cutting

8:17 me and maybe he would still be cutting

8:17 me and maybe he would still be cutting my atrocious hair but the point is I

8:22 my atrocious hair but the point is I

8:22 my atrocious hair but the point is I gained two weeks and I was in

8:25 gained two weeks and I was in

8:25 gained two weeks and I was in control on an unrelated note if you know

8:28 control on an unrelated note if you know

8:28 control on an unrelated note if you know someone who wants to rent a slightly

8:31 someone who wants to rent a slightly

8:31 someone who wants to rent a slightly underventilated space above a

8:34 underventilated space above a

8:34 underventilated space above a garage please leave a comment down

8:38 garage please leave a comment down

8:38 garage please leave a comment down below well I don't know this young idiot

8:42 below well I don't know this young idiot

8:42 below well I don't know this young idiot Justin SC what kind of name is

8:51 that

8:51 that ridiculous keeps leaving his cellular

8:54 ridiculous keeps leaving his cellular

8:54 ridiculous keeps leaving his cellular phone around

8:55 phone around

8:55 phone around here I don't know much about SMS text

8:58 here I don't know much about SMS text

8:58 here I don't know much about SMS text messages but I know enough to hit this

9:00 messages but I know enough to hit this

9:00 messages but I know enough to hit this button and tell all you young people

9:03 button and tell all you young people

9:03 button and tell all you young people forget your

9:04 forget your

9:05 forget your dreams and forget letting other people

9:07 dreams and forget letting other people

9:07 dreams and forget letting other people live their

9:09 live their

9:09 live their dreams break everyone's heart stop the

9:12 dreams break everyone's heart stop the

9:12 dreams break everyone's heart stop the lovers from

9:13 lovers from

9:13 lovers from conversing don't let them talk to each

9:16 conversing don't let them talk to each

9:16 conversing don't let them talk to each other break their hearts first saves

9:20 other break their hearts first saves

9:20 other break their hearts first saves time always strike first and deadly

9:23 time always strike first and deadly

9:24 time always strike first and deadly never think it over and never ever trust

9:26 never think it over and never ever trust

9:26 never think it over and never ever trust someone else's side of the

9:28 someone else's side of the

9:28 someone else's side of the story and you won't be

9:31 story and you won't be

9:31 story and you won't be disappointed you'll be alone but you'll

9:34 disappointed you'll be alone but you'll

9:34 disappointed you'll be alone but you'll be

9:36 be

9:36 be strong that's the old man Chatfield

9:39 strong that's the old man Chatfield

9:39 strong that's the old man Chatfield white and now I'm calling myself that

9:40 white and now I'm calling myself that

9:40 white and now I'm calling myself that look what you've done to

9:42 look what you've done to

9:43 look what you've done to me well don't get used to me being

9:45 me well don't get used to me being

9:45 me well don't get used to me being around and don't you dare fall in love

9:47 around and don't you dare fall in love

9:47 around and don't you dare fall in love with me don't you do

9:51 with me don't you do

9:51 with me don't you do it well I'm disappointed in all of you

9:53 it well I'm disappointed in all of you

9:53 it well I'm disappointed in all of you do better and maybe I'll come back and

9:56 do better and maybe I'll come back and

9:56 do better and maybe I'll come back and chat with you again sometime goodbye

10:00 chat with you again sometime goodbye

10:00 chat with you again sometime goodbye a

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