A Disneyland Adventure! The land of Fire, Darkness, Tiki Birds, Pirates, and Ghosts!

0:02 well i thought i was gonna start off my

0:02 well i thought i was gonna start off my day at disneyland today but it looks

0:04 day at disneyland today but it looks

0:04 day at disneyland today but it looks like we're starting out today with

0:05 like we're starting out today with

0:06 like we're starting out today with something completely different i was on

0:07 something completely different i was on

0:08 something completely different i was on my way back from my p.o box on the

0:09 my way back from my p.o box on the

0:09 my way back from my p.o box on the freeway and i could see this huge cloud

0:12 freeway and i could see this huge cloud

0:12 freeway and i could see this huge cloud of smoke even from the on-ramp i

0:14 of smoke even from the on-ramp i

0:14 of smoke even from the on-ramp i realized that's coming from like my old

0:15 realized that's coming from like my old

0:16 realized that's coming from like my old neighborhood and dude would you look at

0:18 neighborhood and dude would you look at

0:18 neighborhood and dude would you look at the shish of that smoke plume all coming

0:22 the shish of that smoke plume all coming

0:22 the shish of that smoke plume all coming from right over here by magnolia and la

0:23 from right over here by magnolia and la

0:24 from right over here by magnolia and la palma in anaheim just a couple blocks

0:26 palma in anaheim just a couple blocks

0:26 palma in anaheim just a couple blocks from my high school just a couple blocks

0:27 from my high school just a couple blocks

0:27 from my high school just a couple blocks from where we used to have band practice

0:29 from where we used to have band practice

0:29 from where we used to have band practice every day right behind the ordeal taco

0:33 every day right behind the ordeal taco

0:33 every day right behind the ordeal taco we always used to go to

0:35 we always used to go to

0:35 we always used to go to look at that

0:37 look at that

0:37 look at that got everybody in this whole neighborhood

0:39 got everybody in this whole neighborhood

0:39 got everybody in this whole neighborhood out here taking a look because you don't

0:41 out here taking a look because you don't

0:41 out here taking a look because you don't see this every day at least according to

0:44 see this every day at least according to

0:44 see this every day at least according to the phone here that's some kind of

0:45 the phone here that's some kind of

0:45 the phone here that's some kind of electronics business i wonder what

0:46 electronics business i wonder what

0:46 electronics business i wonder what happened i hope that nobody got hurt in

0:49 happened i hope that nobody got hurt in

0:49 happened i hope that nobody got hurt in that because as you can see it looks

0:50 that because as you can see it looks

0:50 that because as you can see it looks pretty well burnt up inside already the

0:53 pretty well burnt up inside already the

0:53 pretty well burnt up inside already the good thing is even since i've been

0:55 good thing is even since i've been

0:55 good thing is even since i've been standing here the gigantic plume of

0:57 standing here the gigantic plume of

0:57 standing here the gigantic plume of smoke has gone from a very dark color to

0:59 smoke has gone from a very dark color to

0:59 smoke has gone from a very dark color to a much much lighter color funny because

1:02 a much much lighter color funny because

1:02 a much much lighter color funny because i had to park by the uh grown-up theater

1:04 i had to park by the uh grown-up theater

1:04 i had to park by the uh grown-up theater over here and when i pulled my car in

1:05 over here and when i pulled my car in

1:06 over here and when i pulled my car in here you could see a lot of very

1:07 here you could see a lot of very

1:07 here you could see a lot of very scantily clad people running outside to

1:09 scantily clad people running outside to

1:09 scantily clad people running outside to see what was going on it was pretty

1:11 see what was going on it was pretty

1:11 see what was going on it was pretty comical and i'd show you the video but

1:12 comical and i'd show you the video but

1:12 comical and i'd show you the video but uh this is a family show which is why we

1:14 uh this is a family show which is why we

1:14 uh this is a family show which is why we should probably leave the fire to the

1:15 should probably leave the fire to the

1:15 should probably leave the fire to the heroic first responders and the pros and

1:18 heroic first responders and the pros and

1:18 heroic first responders and the pros and get back to doing what we were doing

1:20 get back to doing what we were doing

1:20 get back to doing what we were doing which was to head to disneyland but

1:21 which was to head to disneyland but

1:21 which was to head to disneyland but first i just wanted to see the back of

1:23 first i just wanted to see the back of

1:23 first i just wanted to see the back of the building look at this you can see

1:24 the building look at this you can see

1:24 the building look at this you can see how that back wall is like so bowed out

1:28 how that back wall is like so bowed out

1:28 how that back wall is like so bowed out looks like it's almost ready to fall

1:30 looks like it's almost ready to fall

1:30 looks like it's almost ready to fall down because all the fire and the water

1:33 down because all the fire and the water

1:33 down because all the fire and the water man i was watching some of the

1:34 man i was watching some of the

1:34 man i was watching some of the firefighters crawling down those ladders

1:36 firefighters crawling down those ladders

1:36 firefighters crawling down those ladders backwards through the smoke

1:38 backwards through the smoke

1:38 backwards through the smoke those dudes are brave holy cow i don't

1:42 those dudes are brave holy cow i don't

1:42 those dudes are brave holy cow i don't think we were ever supposed to be this

1:43 think we were ever supposed to be this

1:43 think we were ever supposed to be this close so uh what's 23 sk wow look at all

1:46 close so uh what's 23 sk wow look at all

1:46 close so uh what's 23 sk wow look at all the giant hunks of burn stuff all over

1:49 the giant hunks of burn stuff all over

1:49 the giant hunks of burn stuff all over the streets i gotta tell you walking

1:50 the streets i gotta tell you walking

1:50 the streets i gotta tell you walking back to the car through the smoke cloud

1:53 back to the car through the smoke cloud

1:53 back to the car through the smoke cloud smell very good that's why i'd rather be

1:55 smell very good that's why i'd rather be

1:55 smell very good that's why i'd rather be here because this smells a whole lot

1:58 here because this smells a whole lot

1:58 here because this smells a whole lot better we're back at disneyland true

2:01 better we're back at disneyland true

2:01 better we're back at disneyland true it's already well afternoon now but when

2:03 it's already well afternoon now but when

2:03 it's already well afternoon now but when it comes to disneyland generally

2:05 it comes to disneyland generally

2:05 it comes to disneyland generally speaking it's better late than never

2:07 speaking it's better late than never

2:07 speaking it's better late than never well unless of course you're talking

2:08 well unless of course you're talking

2:08 well unless of course you're talking about the tiki room if you're too late

2:10 about the tiki room if you're too late

2:10 about the tiki room if you're too late to that you're going to get locked out

2:11 to that you're going to get locked out

2:12 to that you're going to get locked out and that's a show you don't want to miss

2:13 and that's a show you don't want to miss

2:13 and that's a show you don't want to miss look

2:30 feels so good to be back

2:30 feels so good to be back in the park even though i was just here

2:33 in the park even though i was just here

2:33 in the park even though i was just here like i mentioned last time i got a bunch

2:34 like i mentioned last time i got a bunch

2:34 like i mentioned last time i got a bunch of different reservations about a month

2:36 of different reservations about a month

2:36 of different reservations about a month or two ago for when i thought ali would

2:38 or two ago for when i thought ali would

2:38 or two ago for when i thought ali would be recovered enough that it would be

2:39 be recovered enough that it would be

2:39 be recovered enough that it would be safe to come down here truth be told i'd

2:41 safe to come down here truth be told i'd

2:41 safe to come down here truth be told i'd almost consider this even too soon if

2:43 almost consider this even too soon if

2:43 almost consider this even too soon if she didn't have the at-home nurse and

2:45 she didn't have the at-home nurse and

2:45 she didn't have the at-home nurse and some other people with her today but as

2:47 some other people with her today but as

2:47 some other people with her today but as it stands it was the perfect opportunity

2:49 it stands it was the perfect opportunity

2:49 it stands it was the perfect opportunity for me to come down to the park i lay

2:51 for me to come down to the park i lay

2:51 for me to come down to the park i lay all my cares down by the riverside ah

2:55 all my cares down by the riverside ah

2:55 all my cares down by the riverside ah there's no place on earth quite like the

2:57 there's no place on earth quite like the

2:57 there's no place on earth quite like the rivers of america except maybe the other

2:59 rivers of america except maybe the other

2:59 rivers of america except maybe the other rivers of america disney's built but

3:01 rivers of america disney's built but

3:01 rivers of america disney's built but we'll ignore those for the present i see

3:02 we'll ignore those for the present i see

3:02 we'll ignore those for the present i see the big boats aren't in operation today

3:04 the big boats aren't in operation today

3:04 the big boats aren't in operation today but look at this the davy crockett

3:06 but look at this the davy crockett

3:06 but look at this the davy crockett explorer canoes are still going strong

3:09 explorer canoes are still going strong

3:09 explorer canoes are still going strong they gotta be strong with all that rowan

3:11 they gotta be strong with all that rowan

3:11 they gotta be strong with all that rowan and soar also seen a couple of tom

3:13 and soar also seen a couple of tom

3:13 and soar also seen a couple of tom sawyer island rafts coming around the

3:15 sawyer island rafts coming around the

3:15 sawyer island rafts coming around the head of the island here which isn't

3:16 head of the island here which isn't

3:16 head of the island here which isn't something you see all the time that is

3:18 something you see all the time that is

3:18 something you see all the time that is pretty unusual

3:21 pretty unusual

3:21 pretty unusual all right well i have no concrete plans

3:22 all right well i have no concrete plans

3:22 all right well i have no concrete plans but i was hoping to ride pirates however

3:25 but i was hoping to ride pirates however

3:25 but i was hoping to ride pirates however the weight looks a little weighty matey

3:26 the weight looks a little weighty matey

3:26 the weight looks a little weighty matey there might just be no way around that

3:28 there might just be no way around that

3:28 there might just be no way around that today anyways hopefully those lines will

3:31 today anyways hopefully those lines will

3:31 today anyways hopefully those lines will cool down as the evening progresses but

3:33 cool down as the evening progresses but

3:33 cool down as the evening progresses but in the meantime if we have to wait at

3:34 in the meantime if we have to wait at

3:34 in the meantime if we have to wait at least we know it's worth it see i'll

3:37 least we know it's worth it see i'll

3:37 least we know it's worth it see i'll stand in a 40 minute line for pirates

3:38 stand in a 40 minute line for pirates

3:38 stand in a 40 minute line for pirates when there's no alternative that's the

3:40 when there's no alternative that's the

3:40 when there's no alternative that's the mistake they made with the whole annual

3:42 mistake they made with the whole annual

3:42 mistake they made with the whole annual pass thing without reservations all

3:43 pass thing without reservations all

3:43 pass thing without reservations all those annual pass holders would be like

3:45 those annual pass holders would be like

3:45 those annual pass holders would be like 40 minutes too long for me and all the

3:48 40 minutes too long for me and all the

3:48 40 minutes too long for me and all the annual pass holders would have stayed

3:49 annual pass holders would have stayed

3:49 annual pass holders would have stayed out of the longer lines they would have

3:51 out of the longer lines they would have

3:51 out of the longer lines they would have just come back when it wasn't crowded

3:53 just come back when it wasn't crowded

3:53 just come back when it wasn't crowded well anyway the changes are still very

3:55 well anyway the changes are still very

3:55 well anyway the changes are still very new so who knows how it'll all settle

3:58 new so who knows how it'll all settle

3:58 new so who knows how it'll all settle out i'm sure eventually all things will

4:00 out i'm sure eventually all things will

4:00 out i'm sure eventually all things will come into the right balance well anyway

4:02 come into the right balance well anyway

4:02 come into the right balance well anyway right now i don't want to think about

4:03 right now i don't want to think about

4:03 right now i don't want to think about balance i want to think about pillaging

4:04 balance i want to think about pillaging

4:04 balance i want to think about pillaging plundering rifling and looting drink up

4:06 plundering rifling and looting drink up

4:06 plundering rifling and looting drink up me hearties yoho oh my gosh nudity hey

4:09 me hearties yoho oh my gosh nudity hey

4:09 me hearties yoho oh my gosh nudity hey that's something else pirates like

4:19 hit me captain jack sparrow i didn't

4:19 hit me captain jack sparrow i didn't think we'd see him till we were inside

4:20 think we'd see him till we were inside

4:20 think we'd see him till we were inside the ride

4:26 [Music]

4:26 [Music] yes finally we're inside oh how i've

4:30 yes finally we're inside oh how i've

4:30 yes finally we're inside oh how i've missed that smell

4:33 missed that smell

4:33 missed that smell i promise you saying that didn't used to

4:35 i promise you saying that didn't used to

4:35 i promise you saying that didn't used to be a cliche man when i was little

4:38 be a cliche man when i was little

4:38 be a cliche man when i was little i would always knock on this door

4:40 i would always knock on this door

4:40 i would always knock on this door sometimes people would knock back and

4:42 sometimes people would knock back and

4:42 sometimes people would knock back and it's actually part of the line that goes

4:44 it's actually part of the line that goes

4:44 it's actually part of the line that goes out there when it gets really long i was

4:46 out there when it gets really long i was

4:46 out there when it gets really long i was always convinced i was going to see big

4:47 always convinced i was going to see big

4:47 always convinced i was going to see big scary pirates through this little window

4:49 scary pirates through this little window

4:49 scary pirates through this little window here in the loading area

4:51 here in the loading area

4:51 here in the loading area scary pirate window

5:10 just what

5:10 just what [Applause]

5:19 ah yes

5:19 ah yes back in the swamp again

5:30 have you guys ever heard of the bambi

5:30 have you guys ever heard of the bambi rock

5:32 rock

5:32 rock that's the urban legend that this rock

5:33 that's the urban legend that this rock

5:33 that's the urban legend that this rock over here this pirate is pinned into

5:37 over here this pirate is pinned into

5:37 over here this pirate is pinned into is shaped on purpose

5:39 is shaped on purpose

5:39 is shaped on purpose like the character bambi can you see

5:41 like the character bambi can you see

5:41 like the character bambi can you see bambi now so can i but i'm pretty sure

5:43 bambi now so can i but i'm pretty sure

5:43 bambi now so can i but i'm pretty sure that's just the power of suggestion if

5:45 that's just the power of suggestion if

5:45 that's just the power of suggestion if you're trying to make it look like bambi

5:47 you're trying to make it look like bambi

5:47 you're trying to make it look like bambi and bobby could have done a slightly

5:49 and bobby could have done a slightly

5:49 and bobby could have done a slightly better job

5:51 better job

5:51 better job oh and by the way it's not just the

5:52 oh and by the way it's not just the

5:52 oh and by the way it's not just the bambi rock there's actually another

5:54 bambi rock there's actually another

5:54 bambi rock there's actually another supposed character rock in this ride

5:57 supposed character rock in this ride

5:57 supposed character rock in this ride people say although they probably

5:59 people say although they probably

5:59 people say although they probably shouldn't but this rock over here looks

6:02 shouldn't but this rock over here looks

6:02 shouldn't but this rock over here looks like goofy

6:03 like goofy

6:03 like goofy although i think it looks a little bit

6:05 although i think it looks a little bit

6:05 although i think it looks a little bit more like gooby if you ask me anyway

6:07 more like gooby if you ask me anyway

6:07 more like gooby if you ask me anyway people have been asking me

6:09 people have been asking me

6:09 people have been asking me to comment on those for years but

6:12 to comment on those for years but

6:12 to comment on those for years but i'm pretty sure they're just

6:13 i'm pretty sure they're just

6:14 i'm pretty sure they're just coincidental

7:00 that's okay we've got an even more

7:00 that's okay we've got an even more hardcore adventure ahead we just watched

7:02 hardcore adventure ahead we just watched

7:02 hardcore adventure ahead we just watched a whole bunch of pirates expire in there

7:05 a whole bunch of pirates expire in there

7:05 a whole bunch of pirates expire in there and now we're gonna see if we can

7:06 and now we're gonna see if we can

7:06 and now we're gonna see if we can contact their spirits by traveling to

7:09 contact their spirits by traveling to

7:09 contact their spirits by traveling to regions beyond via the haunted mansion

7:13 regions beyond via the haunted mansion

7:13 regions beyond via the haunted mansion dude pirates may have taken close to an

7:15 dude pirates may have taken close to an

7:15 dude pirates may have taken close to an hour to get on but look at this by the

7:16 hour to get on but look at this by the

7:16 hour to get on but look at this by the time we came out like 90 of the haunted

7:18 time we came out like 90 of the haunted

7:18 time we came out like 90 of the haunted mansion line is gone good thing i didn't

7:21 mansion line is gone good thing i didn't

7:21 mansion line is gone good thing i didn't pay for the genie oh wait i did

7:24 pay for the genie oh wait i did

7:24 pay for the genie oh wait i did i can't talk about it bad or good unless

7:26 i can't talk about it bad or good unless

7:26 i can't talk about it bad or good unless i try it out at least once oh look at

7:28 i try it out at least once oh look at

7:28 i try it out at least once oh look at this imposing facade sends a chill right

7:30 this imposing facade sends a chill right

7:30 this imposing facade sends a chill right up my spine now wait a minute that's

7:32 up my spine now wait a minute that's

7:32 up my spine now wait a minute that's cause it's cold i'm gonna zip up this

7:33 cause it's cold i'm gonna zip up this

7:34 cause it's cold i'm gonna zip up this vest look at that

7:35 vest look at that

7:35 vest look at that it's super cold outside ooh i probably

7:38 it's super cold outside ooh i probably

7:38 it's super cold outside ooh i probably just triggered everybody who has to

7:39 just triggered everybody who has to

7:39 just triggered everybody who has to shovel their driveway today sorry about

7:41 shovel their driveway today sorry about

7:41 shovel their driveway today sorry about that what i meant was our mediterranean

7:43 that what i meant was our mediterranean

7:43 that what i meant was our mediterranean climate has become mildly more

7:44 climate has become mildly more

7:44 climate has become mildly more uncomfortable

7:56 by myself

7:56 by myself no problem i wouldn't be nervous at all

7:58 no problem i wouldn't be nervous at all

7:58 no problem i wouldn't be nervous at all wait up guys all kidding aside though i

8:00 wait up guys all kidding aside though i

8:00 wait up guys all kidding aside though i feel like i do have one of those brains

8:02 feel like i do have one of those brains

8:02 feel like i do have one of those brains and one of those overactive imaginations

8:04 and one of those overactive imaginations

8:04 and one of those overactive imaginations where i can psych myself into courage

8:06 where i can psych myself into courage

8:06 where i can psych myself into courage and be cool doing scary stuff or i can

8:09 and be cool doing scary stuff or i can

8:09 and be cool doing scary stuff or i can totally let my imagination run wild and

8:12 totally let my imagination run wild and

8:12 totally let my imagination run wild and psych myself out and get genuinely

8:14 psych myself out and get genuinely

8:14 psych myself out and get genuinely terrified in situations that shouldn't

8:16 terrified in situations that shouldn't

8:16 terrified in situations that shouldn't bother me at all

8:33 it's time to respond

8:33 it's time to respond send us a message

8:54 i scared myself a little oh it's getting

8:54 i scared myself a little oh it's getting spooky in here

9:53 [Applause]

9:53 [Applause] no thank you maybe later

9:54 no thank you maybe later

9:54 no thank you maybe later what in the world i can't believe it's

9:57 what in the world i can't believe it's

9:57 what in the world i can't believe it's still daylight outside it's actually

9:59 still daylight outside it's actually

9:59 still daylight outside it's actually quite pleasing because there is

10:00 quite pleasing because there is

10:00 quite pleasing because there is something that i wanted to check out

10:01 something that i wanted to check out

10:01 something that i wanted to check out that was still under construction when i

10:03 that was still under construction when i

10:03 that was still under construction when i was here in december the addition to the

10:05 was here in december the addition to the

10:05 was here in december the addition to the harbor gallery seating known as

10:08 harbor gallery seating known as

10:08 harbor gallery seating known as pelicans landing check this out not only

10:11 pelicans landing check this out not only

10:11 pelicans landing check this out not only did the regular harbor gallery seating

10:13 did the regular harbor gallery seating

10:13 did the regular harbor gallery seating area get larger and by larger i mainly

10:15 area get larger and by larger i mainly

10:15 area get larger and by larger i mainly just mean much much longer

10:18 just mean much much longer

10:18 just mean much much longer look at all of that space but then all

10:21 look at all of that space but then all

10:21 look at all of that space but then all the way down at the end of the new space

10:24 the way down at the end of the new space

10:24 the way down at the end of the new space there's a whole brand new area behold

10:26 there's a whole brand new area behold

10:26 there's a whole brand new area behold the new pelicans landing this is so

10:30 the new pelicans landing this is so

10:30 the new pelicans landing this is so weird right here not so much that it's

10:32 weird right here not so much that it's

10:32 weird right here not so much that it's themed around pelicans you know since

10:33 themed around pelicans you know since

10:33 themed around pelicans you know since they are very nautical and very naughty

10:35 they are very nautical and very naughty

10:35 they are very nautical and very naughty birds and we're right up against the

10:37 birds and we're right up against the

10:37 birds and we're right up against the water right behind the columbia here but

10:39 water right behind the columbia here but

10:39 water right behind the columbia here but it's super weird to me that they went

10:40 it's super weird to me that they went

10:40 it's super weird to me that they went the extra mile and added not one not two

10:44 the extra mile and added not one not two

10:44 the extra mile and added not one not two four of these static sort of rivers of

10:46 four of these static sort of rivers of

10:46 four of these static sort of rivers of america style pelicans this is such a

10:48 america style pelicans this is such a

10:48 america style pelicans this is such a trip not just the birds but that

10:50 trip not just the birds but that

10:50 trip not just the birds but that stairway right there

10:52 stairway right there

10:52 stairway right there leading down from the harbor gallery

10:54 leading down from the harbor gallery

10:54 leading down from the harbor gallery into the pelicans landing area a new

10:57 into the pelicans landing area a new

10:57 into the pelicans landing area a new part of which replaces an old dock which

10:59 part of which replaces an old dock which

10:59 part of which replaces an old dock which used to be standby viewing for

11:01 used to be standby viewing for

11:01 used to be standby viewing for phantasmic you know when that was a

11:02 phantasmic you know when that was a

11:02 phantasmic you know when that was a thing and much more memorably to those

11:04 thing and much more memorably to those

11:04 thing and much more memorably to those who needed to use it the old rivers of

11:07 who needed to use it the old rivers of

11:07 who needed to use it the old rivers of america smoking area oh and it wasn't

11:09 america smoking area oh and it wasn't

11:10 america smoking area oh and it wasn't just either or sometimes often it was

11:12 just either or sometimes often it was

11:12 just either or sometimes often it was both often you'd be snuggled up against

11:14 both often you'd be snuggled up against

11:14 both often you'd be snuggled up against these boxes here watching fantasmic with

11:16 these boxes here watching fantasmic with

11:16 these boxes here watching fantasmic with the aroma of burning leaves right in

11:18 the aroma of burning leaves right in

11:18 the aroma of burning leaves right in your face and now that time has passed

11:20 your face and now that time has passed

11:20 your face and now that time has passed smoking has been replaced by bird

11:23 smoking has been replaced by bird

11:23 smoking has been replaced by bird watching pelican watching to be specific

11:25 watching pelican watching to be specific

11:25 watching pelican watching to be specific it's funny because i feel like that

11:26 it's funny because i feel like that

11:26 it's funny because i feel like that change is really recent right like i

11:28 change is really recent right like i

11:28 change is really recent right like i feel like the time when people could

11:29 feel like the time when people could

11:29 feel like the time when people could just walk around anywhere with stogies

11:32 just walk around anywhere with stogies

11:32 just walk around anywhere with stogies and what have you and etc and their

11:33 and what have you and etc and their

11:34 and what have you and etc and their mouths lit up wherever they want it

11:35 mouths lit up wherever they want it

11:35 mouths lit up wherever they want it feels like i was just a few weeks ago

11:37 feels like i was just a few weeks ago

11:37 feels like i was just a few weeks ago maybe a few months but then more than

11:39 maybe a few months but then more than

11:39 maybe a few months but then more than once when i've uploaded my disneyland

11:41 once when i've uploaded my disneyland

11:41 once when i've uploaded my disneyland time travel videos featuring all that

11:43 time travel videos featuring all that

11:43 time travel videos featuring all that old footage of this place from the 50s

11:45 old footage of this place from the 50s

11:45 old footage of this place from the 50s and 60s and 70s often the first couple

11:48 and 60s and 70s often the first couple

11:48 and 60s and 70s often the first couple comments will be oh my gosh you could

11:49 comments will be oh my gosh you could

11:49 comments will be oh my gosh you could see people just smoking wherever they

11:51 see people just smoking wherever they

11:51 see people just smoking wherever they want crazy that to a certain generation

11:53 want crazy that to a certain generation

11:53 want crazy that to a certain generation that's already a thing of the distant

11:56 that's already a thing of the distant

11:56 that's already a thing of the distant past i was going to say it's almost like

11:57 past i was going to say it's almost like

11:57 past i was going to say it's almost like people my age seeing footage of people

11:59 people my age seeing footage of people

11:59 people my age seeing footage of people riding around in cars and going oh my

12:01 riding around in cars and going oh my

12:01 riding around in cars and going oh my gosh nobody had to wear seat belts and

12:03 gosh nobody had to wear seat belts and

12:03 gosh nobody had to wear seat belts and then i remembered even in my time there

12:05 then i remembered even in my time there

12:05 then i remembered even in my time there were plenty of context where you still

12:06 were plenty of context where you still

12:06 were plenty of context where you still didn't have to wear a seat belt in the

12:08 didn't have to wear a seat belt in the

12:08 didn't have to wear a seat belt in the back you know and i was like kid people

12:09 back you know and i was like kid people

12:09 back you know and i was like kid people could just ride around in the back of

12:10 could just ride around in the back of

12:10 could just ride around in the back of pickup trucks on the freeway in

12:12 pickup trucks on the freeway in

12:12 pickup trucks on the freeway in california not anymore anyway the point

12:14 california not anymore anyway the point

12:14 california not anymore anyway the point is it's crazy how fast a pretty wild

12:16 is it's crazy how fast a pretty wild

12:16 is it's crazy how fast a pretty wild change at the time it's introduced

12:17 change at the time it's introduced

12:18 change at the time it's introduced becomes the new completely normal we'll

12:20 becomes the new completely normal we'll

12:20 becomes the new completely normal we'll see if it uh feels that way to me with

12:23 see if it uh feels that way to me with

12:23 see if it uh feels that way to me with the magic key and the reservations and

12:24 the magic key and the reservations and

12:24 the magic key and the reservations and all the genies and other crazy changes

12:26 all the genies and other crazy changes

12:26 all the genies and other crazy changes at disneyland but historically speaking

12:29 at disneyland but historically speaking

12:29 at disneyland but historically speaking we human beings seem to accept change

12:31 we human beings seem to accept change

12:31 we human beings seem to accept change even pretty drastic change

12:33 even pretty drastic change

12:33 even pretty drastic change awfully swiftly oh my goodness that

12:36 awfully swiftly oh my goodness that

12:36 awfully swiftly oh my goodness that smells

12:37 smells

12:37 smells so good that popcorn in there thing is i

12:39 so good that popcorn in there thing is i

12:39 so good that popcorn in there thing is i noticed the lights are just starting to

12:42 noticed the lights are just starting to

12:42 noticed the lights are just starting to come on over here in new orleans square

12:44 come on over here in new orleans square

12:44 come on over here in new orleans square which means as bright as it looks out

12:46 which means as bright as it looks out

12:46 which means as bright as it looks out here right now soon night will fall

12:49 here right now soon night will fall

12:49 here right now soon night will fall disneyland will be bathed in darkness

12:51 disneyland will be bathed in darkness

12:51 disneyland will be bathed in darkness the lines will hopefully shorten up just

12:54 the lines will hopefully shorten up just

12:54 the lines will hopefully shorten up just a tad and then we'll have more fun than

12:56 a tad and then we'll have more fun than

12:56 a tad and then we'll have more fun than anyone

12:58 anyone

12:58 anyone wait a minute that's not what i was

12:59 wait a minute that's not what i was

12:59 wait a minute that's not what i was going to say i got distracted by my

13:01 going to say i got distracted by my

13:01 going to say i got distracted by my maniacal plans to ride even more rides

13:03 maniacal plans to ride even more rides

13:03 maniacal plans to ride even more rides once it gets dark what i was going to

13:05 once it gets dark what i was going to

13:05 once it gets dark what i was going to say is this setting sun in the old west

13:08 say is this setting sun in the old west

13:08 say is this setting sun in the old west reminded me i really haven't eaten

13:10 reminded me i really haven't eaten

13:10 reminded me i really haven't eaten anything today and for several months

13:12 anything today and for several months

13:12 anything today and for several months ever since ali and i were here around

13:14 ever since ali and i were here around

13:14 ever since ali and i were here around christmas time in fact i've been craving

13:16 christmas time in fact i've been craving

13:16 christmas time in fact i've been craving a piece of gluten-free cuisine that we

13:19 a piece of gluten-free cuisine that we

13:19 a piece of gluten-free cuisine that we had out here at the disneyland resort at

13:21 had out here at the disneyland resort at

13:21 had out here at the disneyland resort at that time i have not had ever since but

13:24 that time i have not had ever since but

13:24 that time i have not had ever since but of course it's not in this park it's

13:26 of course it's not in this park it's

13:26 of course it's not in this park it's across the way

13:28 across the way

13:28 across the way at dca actually i was about to walk over

13:30 at dca actually i was about to walk over

13:30 at dca actually i was about to walk over to dca and then i remembered i could

13:32 to dca and then i remembered i could

13:32 to dca and then i remembered i could just mobile order the food for an hour

13:35 just mobile order the food for an hour

13:35 just mobile order the food for an hour from now and that way i can go back to

13:37 from now and that way i can go back to

13:37 from now and that way i can go back to the car and get a jacket because i know

13:39 the car and get a jacket because i know

13:39 the car and get a jacket because i know the people in alaska are going to kill

13:40 the people in alaska are going to kill

13:40 the people in alaska are going to kill me for this it's getting a little cold

13:41 me for this it's getting a little cold

13:42 me for this it's getting a little cold out here we'll be right back after

13:43 out here we'll be right back after

13:43 out here we'll be right back after procuring sleeves huh well that's a

13:47 procuring sleeves huh well that's a

13:47 procuring sleeves huh well that's a much less dramatic contrast than i

13:49 much less dramatic contrast than i

13:49 much less dramatic contrast than i thought it was going to be

13:50 thought it was going to be

13:50 thought it was going to be jumping forward

13:52 jumping forward

13:52 jumping forward an hour and a half but uh still there

13:54 an hour and a half but uh still there

13:54 an hour and a half but uh still there you go you can see it's a little darker

13:55 you go you can see it's a little darker

13:56 you go you can see it's a little darker and as you can see i am now fully

13:58 and as you can see i am now fully

13:58 and as you can see i am now fully sleek oh look at me i feel like a pop

14:01 sleek oh look at me i feel like a pop

14:01 sleek oh look at me i feel like a pop star or an emperor or a nobleman of some

14:04 star or an emperor or a nobleman of some

14:04 star or an emperor or a nobleman of some kind all right and now for food mangia

14:07 kind all right and now for food mangia

14:07 kind all right and now for food mangia oh no i just realized i messed up my own

14:09 oh no i just realized i messed up my own

14:09 oh no i just realized i messed up my own order i forgot to specify allergy

14:11 order i forgot to specify allergy

14:11 order i forgot to specify allergy friendly if i just use the app to

14:13 friendly if i just use the app to

14:13 friendly if i just use the app to reorder it it's going to come slightly

14:15 reorder it it's going to come slightly

14:15 reorder it it's going to come slightly later than it would have originally

14:16 later than it would have originally

14:16 later than it would have originally that's all right i don't mind spending

14:17 that's all right i don't mind spending

14:17 that's all right i don't mind spending an hour in dca see i go back and forth

14:19 an hour in dca see i go back and forth

14:19 an hour in dca see i go back and forth on these apps i definitely don't like

14:22 on these apps i definitely don't like

14:22 on these apps i definitely don't like fastpass being replaced with genie or

14:24 fastpass being replaced with genie or

14:24 fastpass being replaced with genie or the reservation system but i gotta say

14:25 the reservation system but i gotta say

14:25 the reservation system but i gotta say being able to mobile order and schedule

14:27 being able to mobile order and schedule

14:27 being able to mobile order and schedule your food it's highly convenient

14:29 your food it's highly convenient

14:29 your food it's highly convenient especially if you have allergies and

14:30 especially if you have allergies and

14:30 especially if you have allergies and your food normally takes way longer than

14:32 your food normally takes way longer than

14:32 your food normally takes way longer than everybody else's to prepare and i'm

14:34 everybody else's to prepare and i'm

14:34 everybody else's to prepare and i'm gonna be honest with you i didn't like

14:35 gonna be honest with you i didn't like

14:35 gonna be honest with you i didn't like the whole mobile order thing at first i

14:36 the whole mobile order thing at first i

14:36 the whole mobile order thing at first i got cranky like why are half the windows

14:38 got cranky like why are half the windows

14:38 got cranky like why are half the windows this mobile order thing this is dumb but

14:40 this mobile order thing this is dumb but

14:40 this mobile order thing this is dumb but once i gave it a try there was a change

14:42 once i gave it a try there was a change

14:42 once i gave it a try there was a change i actually like i gotta remember to come

14:44 i actually like i gotta remember to come

14:44 i actually like i gotta remember to come over here during the day time i keep

14:46 over here during the day time i keep

14:46 over here during the day time i keep missing seeing spider-man flip out up

14:48 missing seeing spider-man flip out up

14:48 missing seeing spider-man flip out up there which is easily my favorite part

14:50 there which is easily my favorite part

14:50 there which is easily my favorite part of the avengers campus stuff anyway

14:52 of the avengers campus stuff anyway

14:52 of the avengers campus stuff anyway we've got some time to kill now gang so

14:53 we've got some time to kill now gang so

14:54 we've got some time to kill now gang so me back up with me in one hour a kachina

14:56 me back up with me in one hour a kachina

14:56 me back up with me in one hour a kachina cucamonga

15:01 [Music] hey you found it oh look at that it's

15:04 hey you found it oh look at that it's

15:04 hey you found it oh look at that it's ready to go at window number two

15:06 ready to go at window number two

15:06 ready to go at window number two we got a lot colder sitting there in one

15:09 we got a lot colder sitting there in one

15:09 we got a lot colder sitting there in one spot for an hour was probably not the

15:10 spot for an hour was probably not the

15:10 spot for an hour was probably not the wisest choice but now warm gluten-free

15:13 wisest choice but now warm gluten-free

15:13 wisest choice but now warm gluten-free street tacos from cucina cucamonga are

15:15 street tacos from cucina cucamonga are

15:15 street tacos from cucina cucamonga are here i've been waiting for months for

15:17 here i've been waiting for months for

15:17 here i've been waiting for months for these pretty stoked to eat these again

15:28 oh god dude that's some good guacamole

15:28 oh god dude that's some good guacamole in there i was worried i wasn't gonna

15:29 in there i was worried i wasn't gonna

15:30 in there i was worried i wasn't gonna find anywhere to sit but it turns out i

15:32 find anywhere to sit but it turns out i

15:32 find anywhere to sit but it turns out i ended up with a pretty sweet view which

15:34 ended up with a pretty sweet view which

15:34 ended up with a pretty sweet view which was nice because i destroyed those tacos

15:36 was nice because i destroyed those tacos

15:36 was nice because i destroyed those tacos ate them quickly like a wild dog chewing

15:39 ate them quickly like a wild dog chewing

15:39 ate them quickly like a wild dog chewing on a steak bone

15:41 on a steak bone

15:41 on a steak bone or whatever oh for something that took

15:42 or whatever oh for something that took

15:42 or whatever oh for something that took me two and a half hours to get it was

15:44 me two and a half hours to get it was

15:44 me two and a half hours to get it was sure over quickly as much as i love dca

15:48 sure over quickly as much as i love dca

15:48 sure over quickly as much as i love dca i don't know if i'm gonna stick around

15:49 i don't know if i'm gonna stick around

15:49 i don't know if i'm gonna stick around on this side true it is the best place

15:51 on this side true it is the best place

15:51 on this side true it is the best place in orange county for a fish picture

15:54 in orange county for a fish picture

15:54 in orange county for a fish picture there's no gain saying that i think we

15:56 there's no gain saying that i think we

15:56 there's no gain saying that i think we all know i've taken my fair share of

15:58 all know i've taken my fair share of

15:58 all know i've taken my fair share of those already so i think i'm going to

16:00 those already so i think i'm going to

16:00 those already so i think i'm going to save dca for another day and cross over

16:03 save dca for another day and cross over

16:03 save dca for another day and cross over as the keyholes say i'm ready to ride

16:06 as the keyholes say i'm ready to ride

16:06 as the keyholes say i'm ready to ride some rides now normally all cranky like

16:07 some rides now normally all cranky like

16:08 some rides now normally all cranky like oh i gotta walk all the way back into

16:09 oh i gotta walk all the way back into

16:09 oh i gotta walk all the way back into the park but now i'm glad i want to warm

16:11 the park but now i'm glad i want to warm

16:11 the park but now i'm glad i want to warm up i even put my mask on that i had in

16:13 up i even put my mask on that i had in

16:13 up i even put my mask on that i had in my pocket not because it's required just

16:15 my pocket not because it's required just

16:15 my pocket not because it's required just to warm up my nose i'm about to be just

16:17 to warm up my nose i'm about to be just

16:18 to warm up my nose i'm about to be just in the red-nosed reindeer out here oh

16:20 in the red-nosed reindeer out here oh

16:20 in the red-nosed reindeer out here oh disneyland at night it's my absolute

16:23 disneyland at night it's my absolute

16:23 disneyland at night it's my absolute favorite i spent a lot of time in

16:24 favorite i spent a lot of time in

16:24 favorite i spent a lot of time in disneyland at night as a lonely awkward

16:26 disneyland at night as a lonely awkward

16:26 disneyland at night as a lonely awkward teenager with an annual pass and then

16:28 teenager with an annual pass and then

16:28 teenager with an annual pass and then later when i was going through a divorce

16:29 later when i was going through a divorce

16:29 later when i was going through a divorce and everything i just come down here

16:31 and everything i just come down here

16:31 and everything i just come down here because i had nowhere else to go but

16:33 because i had nowhere else to go but

16:33 because i had nowhere else to go but even before all that i feel like some of

16:34 even before all that i feel like some of

16:34 even before all that i feel like some of my best childhood memories are of being

16:37 my best childhood memories are of being

16:37 my best childhood memories are of being in disneyland at night you know with

16:38 in disneyland at night you know with

16:38 in disneyland at night you know with those old awkward flashlights with a

16:40 those old awkward flashlights with a

16:40 those old awkward flashlights with a little rolly button or those little like

16:42 little rolly button or those little like

16:42 little rolly button or those little like glow stick necklaces they used to sell

16:44 glow stick necklaces they used to sell

16:44 glow stick necklaces they used to sell here watching the main street electrical

16:46 here watching the main street electrical

16:46 here watching the main street electrical parade with my mom and my dad and my

16:48 parade with my mom and my dad and my

16:48 parade with my mom and my dad and my brother flirting with tilly skipping the

16:50 brother flirting with tilly skipping the

16:50 brother flirting with tilly skipping the fireworks and fantasmic to get into

16:52 fireworks and fantasmic to get into

16:52 fireworks and fantasmic to get into shorter lines at that time i even met

16:55 shorter lines at that time i even met

16:55 shorter lines at that time i even met the girl that turned out to be absolute

16:57 the girl that turned out to be absolute

16:57 the girl that turned out to be absolute love of my life at disneyland at night

16:59 love of my life at disneyland at night

16:59 love of my life at disneyland at night so just whole parts of my life are tied

17:01 so just whole parts of my life are tied

17:01 so just whole parts of my life are tied up with this place not to mention even

17:03 up with this place not to mention even

17:03 up with this place not to mention even when i wasn't actually in here i've

17:05 when i wasn't actually in here i've

17:05 when i wasn't actually in here i've lived so close to some of my

17:06 lived so close to some of my

17:06 lived so close to some of my grandparents two sets of grandparents

17:08 grandparents two sets of grandparents

17:08 grandparents two sets of grandparents but for much of my life we were right

17:10 but for much of my life we were right

17:10 but for much of my life we were right across the street where we could watch

17:11 across the street where we could watch

17:11 across the street where we could watch the fireworks every night from my

17:13 the fireworks every night from my

17:13 the fireworks every night from my grandma's front yard or even years later

17:15 grandma's front yard or even years later

17:16 grandma's front yard or even years later when we moved away close to where that

17:17 when we moved away close to where that

17:17 when we moved away close to where that fire was today like 90 of my adult life

17:20 fire was today like 90 of my adult life

17:20 fire was today like 90 of my adult life i've still lived to where i can hear

17:22 i've still lived to where i can hear

17:22 i've still lived to where i can hear those fireworks every night even now i

17:24 those fireworks every night even now i

17:24 those fireworks every night even now i only live four miles away which means

17:26 only live four miles away which means

17:26 only live four miles away which means when the fireworks start down here allie

17:28 when the fireworks start down here allie

17:28 when the fireworks start down here allie will know at home because she'll hear

17:30 will know at home because she'll hear

17:30 will know at home because she'll hear see this place has always been like home

17:32 see this place has always been like home

17:32 see this place has always been like home to me the crazy part about the pandemic

17:34 to me the crazy part about the pandemic

17:34 to me the crazy part about the pandemic and it closing down for so long and me

17:36 and it closing down for so long and me

17:36 and it closing down for so long and me not being here all the time is that it

17:39 not being here all the time is that it

17:39 not being here all the time is that it made me finally experience disneyland

17:40 made me finally experience disneyland

17:40 made me finally experience disneyland the way people who didn't grow up right

17:42 the way people who didn't grow up right

17:42 the way people who didn't grow up right next door do where there's all this

17:44 next door do where there's all this

17:44 next door do where there's all this built up anticipation they have to make

17:46 built up anticipation they have to make

17:46 built up anticipation they have to make every moment count there's all this

17:48 every moment count there's all this

17:48 every moment count there's all this wanting to pre-plan and that feeling

17:50 wanting to pre-plan and that feeling

17:50 wanting to pre-plan and that feeling like we've got to do everything because

17:51 like we've got to do everything because

17:52 like we've got to do everything because we don't know when we're coming back i

17:53 we don't know when we're coming back i

17:53 we don't know when we're coming back i mean don't get me wrong that's how i

17:54 mean don't get me wrong that's how i

17:54 mean don't get me wrong that's how i feel when i go to disneyland paris or

17:56 feel when i go to disneyland paris or

17:56 feel when i go to disneyland paris or walt disney world but it was the first

17:57 walt disney world but it was the first

17:57 walt disney world but it was the first time i really felt it here gotta say

18:01 time i really felt it here gotta say

18:01 time i really felt it here gotta say they really sweetened the pot for me

18:02 they really sweetened the pot for me

18:02 they really sweetened the pot for me they made me fall in love with my own

18:04 they made me fall in love with my own

18:04 they made me fall in love with my own backyard even harder than i ever had

18:06 backyard even harder than i ever had

18:06 backyard even harder than i ever had before made me want to savor the flavor

18:08 before made me want to savor the flavor

18:08 before made me want to savor the flavor and erase any of that little bit of

18:10 and erase any of that little bit of

18:10 and erase any of that little bit of burnout that most people have and don't

18:12 burnout that most people have and don't

18:12 burnout that most people have and don't realize that they have they come here a

18:13 realize that they have they come here a

18:13 realize that they have they come here a lot but anyway why am i talking about

18:15 lot but anyway why am i talking about

18:15 lot but anyway why am i talking about all this i like sharing my thoughts with

18:17 all this i like sharing my thoughts with

18:17 all this i like sharing my thoughts with you but come on time to get on some

18:19 you but come on time to get on some

18:19 you but come on time to get on some rides dang look at all this money on the

18:21 rides dang look at all this money on the

18:21 rides dang look at all this money on the ground people if you're gonna throw away

18:22 ground people if you're gonna throw away

18:22 ground people if you're gonna throw away your money throw it towards me trust me

18:25 your money throw it towards me trust me

18:25 your money throw it towards me trust me i could use it oh wait a ghost

18:26 i could use it oh wait a ghost

18:26 i could use it oh wait a ghost children's charities never mind the

18:28 children's charities never mind the

18:28 children's charities never mind the children can have it someone has to look

18:30 children can have it someone has to look

18:30 children can have it someone has to look out for the children dude i like roller

18:33 out for the children dude i like roller

18:33 out for the children dude i like roller coasters as much as the next guy but i

18:34 coasters as much as the next guy but i

18:34 coasters as much as the next guy but i gotta say come on classic dark rides are

18:37 gotta say come on classic dark rides are

18:37 gotta say come on classic dark rides are where it's at

18:39 where it's at

18:39 where it's at here we go

18:42 here we go

18:42 here we go oh yeah

18:44 oh yeah

18:44 oh yeah i love it i even love doing housework if

18:47 i love it i even love doing housework if

18:47 i love it i even love doing housework if i can do it in here

18:50 i can do it in here

18:50 i can do it in here oh dude i need that chairs

19:00 oh no copyrighted music quick into the

19:00 oh no copyrighted music quick into the mines oh it's me

19:04 mines oh it's me

19:04 mines oh it's me [Music]

19:06 [Music] what's wrong with grumpy

19:08 what's wrong with grumpy

19:08 what's wrong with grumpy oh no we're going to everybody's

19:10 oh no we're going to everybody's

19:10 oh no we're going to everybody's mother-in-law's house

19:12 mother-in-law's house

19:12 mother-in-law's house and there she is not yet but here she

19:16 and there she is not yet but here she

19:16 and there she is not yet but here she comes

19:18 comes

19:18 comes sleeping death

19:20 sleeping death

19:20 sleeping death sleeping death

19:22 sleeping death sounds like a

19:46 [Applause] happily ever

19:49 happily ever

19:49 happily ever [Applause]

19:50 [Applause] [Music]

19:57 you think i'm okay i think i'm okay see

19:57 you think i'm okay i think i'm okay see that was so fun i almost want to do the

19:58 that was so fun i almost want to do the

19:58 that was so fun i almost want to do the happy dance but i'll save it for the end

20:00 happy dance but i'll save it for the end

20:00 happy dance but i'll save it for the end of the night in the meantime i have to

20:03 of the night in the meantime i have to

20:03 of the night in the meantime i have to hit the road with mr toad why does mr

20:05 hit the road with mr toad why does mr

20:06 hit the road with mr toad why does mr toad have this boil on his rump

20:08 toad have this boil on his rump

20:08 toad have this boil on his rump he must have sat on something sharp

20:09 he must have sat on something sharp

20:10 he must have sat on something sharp that's not a very comfortable seat right

20:11 that's not a very comfortable seat right

20:11 that's not a very comfortable seat right on let's go let's do this thing

20:16 on let's go let's do this thing

20:16 on let's go let's do this thing come on

20:18 come on

20:18 come on right right

20:48 he double hockey sticks no fair i want a

20:48 he double hockey sticks no fair i want a do-over look at all those little guys up

20:50 do-over look at all those little guys up

20:50 do-over look at all those little guys up there

20:51 there

20:51 there [Applause]

20:54 [Music] they should have made him wear a mask

20:56 they should have made him wear a mask

20:56 they should have made him wear a mask he's the one coughing on everyone all

20:57 he's the one coughing on everyone all

20:58 he's the one coughing on everyone all right gang i just realized this episode

20:59 right gang i just realized this episode

20:59 right gang i just realized this episode is already getting a little long

21:01 is already getting a little long

21:01 is already getting a little long particularly since i came here with no

21:02 particularly since i came here with no

21:02 particularly since i came here with no plan or agenda i mean basically since

21:05 plan or agenda i mean basically since

21:05 plan or agenda i mean basically since last summer i have been pretty much

21:07 last summer i have been pretty much

21:07 last summer i have been pretty much watching over ali worried night and day

21:09 watching over ali worried night and day

21:09 watching over ali worried night and day that she was going to explode and then

21:11 that she was going to explode and then

21:11 that she was going to explode and then she had the surgery finally and since

21:13 she had the surgery finally and since

21:13 she had the surgery finally and since then i've been watching her night and

21:14 then i've been watching her night and

21:14 then i've been watching her night and day making sure everything's okay with

21:15 day making sure everything's okay with

21:16 day making sure everything's okay with the surgery stuff maybe it sounds a

21:17 the surgery stuff maybe it sounds a

21:17 the surgery stuff maybe it sounds a little cheesy or corny or whatever but

21:19 little cheesy or corny or whatever but

21:19 little cheesy or corny or whatever but i'm still just sort of figuring out how

21:21 i'm still just sort of figuring out how

21:21 i'm still just sort of figuring out how to come back to life and do normal stuff

21:23 to come back to life and do normal stuff

21:23 to come back to life and do normal stuff and be normal we're talking about way

21:25 and be normal we're talking about way

21:25 and be normal we're talking about way more than being just a little rusty i

21:27 more than being just a little rusty i

21:27 more than being just a little rusty i once broke my ankle and ripped a bunch

21:28 once broke my ankle and ripped a bunch

21:28 once broke my ankle and ripped a bunch of ligaments and tendons apart so badly

21:31 of ligaments and tendons apart so badly

21:31 of ligaments and tendons apart so badly but at the time one of my doctors told

21:32 but at the time one of my doctors told

21:32 but at the time one of my doctors told me i probably would never walk without a

21:35 me i probably would never walk without a

21:35 me i probably would never walk without a cane again and so i literally once the

21:38 cane again and so i literally once the

21:38 cane again and so i literally once the cast came off and all that kind of had

21:40 cast came off and all that kind of had

21:40 cast came off and all that kind of had to learn to walk again kind of funky to

21:43 to learn to walk again kind of funky to

21:43 to learn to walk again kind of funky to kind of all feels like that you're going

21:44 kind of all feels like that you're going

21:44 kind of all feels like that you're going along with your normal life then bam you

21:46 along with your normal life then bam you

21:46 along with your normal life then bam you take a weird hit get disoriented but

21:48 take a weird hit get disoriented but

21:48 take a weird hit get disoriented but slowly you go okay i know what i'm doing

21:51 slowly you go okay i know what i'm doing

21:51 slowly you go okay i know what i'm doing and that's kind of where i'm at now i'm

21:53 and that's kind of where i'm at now i'm

21:53 and that's kind of where i'm at now i'm slowly going yeah yeah yeah i am feeling

21:55 slowly going yeah yeah yeah i am feeling

21:56 slowly going yeah yeah yeah i am feeling life back out i never lost hope we had

21:57 life back out i never lost hope we had

21:58 life back out i never lost hope we had the quest for positivity going strong

21:59 the quest for positivity going strong

21:59 the quest for positivity going strong and every single one of you people made

22:01 and every single one of you people made

22:01 and every single one of you people made such an amazing difference watching

22:03 such an amazing difference watching

22:04 such an amazing difference watching commenting uh leaving nice comments over

22:06 commenting uh leaving nice comments over

22:06 commenting uh leaving nice comments over on instagram whatever donating to ali's

22:08 on instagram whatever donating to ali's

22:08 on instagram whatever donating to ali's gofundme thing that somebody started i

22:10 gofundme thing that somebody started i

22:10 gofundme thing that somebody started i mean amazing particularly those of you

22:12 mean amazing particularly those of you

22:12 mean amazing particularly those of you who've been kicking it with me on

22:13 who've been kicking it with me on

22:13 who've been kicking it with me on patreon and the adventurers club i

22:15 patreon and the adventurers club i

22:15 patreon and the adventurers club i appreciate all of you there's still a

22:16 appreciate all of you there's still a

22:16 appreciate all of you there's still a bunch of bumps in the road ahead for

22:18 bunch of bumps in the road ahead for

22:18 bunch of bumps in the road ahead for ally health-wise and more surgeries to

22:20 ally health-wise and more surgeries to

22:20 ally health-wise and more surgeries to have and stuff like that so we're not

22:21 have and stuff like that so we're not

22:21 have and stuff like that so we're not all the way there yet with her and of

22:23 all the way there yet with her and of

22:23 all the way there yet with her and of course now i'm gonna have some massive

22:25 course now i'm gonna have some massive

22:25 course now i'm gonna have some massive debt that i'm gonna have to figure out

22:26 debt that i'm gonna have to figure out

22:26 debt that i'm gonna have to figure out how to pay uh in the next year and

22:28 how to pay uh in the next year and

22:28 how to pay uh in the next year and that's gonna be a hurdle but otherwise

22:30 that's gonna be a hurdle but otherwise

22:30 that's gonna be a hurdle but otherwise we've reached the point where it's time

22:32 we've reached the point where it's time

22:32 we've reached the point where it's time to start coming back to life going back

22:35 to start coming back to life going back

22:35 to start coming back to life going back to normal finding a routine again and

22:37 to normal finding a routine again and

22:37 to normal finding a routine again and for me and therefore by extension for

22:39 for me and therefore by extension for

22:39 for me and therefore by extension for you that means we're going back to the

22:41 you that means we're going back to the

22:41 you that means we're going back to the parks and then eventually back out on

22:42 parks and then eventually back out on

22:42 parks and then eventually back out on the road for more random adventures of

22:45 the road for more random adventures of

22:45 the road for more random adventures of every size shape and description oh

22:48 every size shape and description oh

22:48 every size shape and description oh finally i can warm my hands by a flame

22:54 i'm just kidding it's a plastic fire but

22:54 i'm just kidding it's a plastic fire but though the fire may be changed let's not

22:56 though the fire may be changed let's not

22:56 though the fire may be changed let's not forget this here's the wildest god in

22:59 forget this here's the wildest god in

22:59 forget this here's the wildest god in the wilderness

23:38 all right

23:38 all right that was a whole barrel of fun let me

23:40 that was a whole barrel of fun let me

23:40 that was a whole barrel of fun let me tell you what you know it's funny i paid

23:42 tell you what you know it's funny i paid

23:42 tell you what you know it's funny i paid for this genie thing to check it all out

23:45 for this genie thing to check it all out

23:45 for this genie thing to check it all out by the time i did that probably 2 p.m i

23:47 by the time i did that probably 2 p.m i

23:48 by the time i did that probably 2 p.m i selected haunted mansion first you know

23:49 selected haunted mansion first you know

23:49 selected haunted mansion first you know we went and did that ended up we

23:50 we went and did that ended up we

23:50 we went and did that ended up we wouldn't have needed to do that because

23:51 wouldn't have needed to do that because

23:52 wouldn't have needed to do that because by then the haunted mansion line got

23:53 by then the haunted mansion line got

23:53 by then the haunted mansion line got super short so the next thing i selected

23:55 super short so the next thing i selected

23:55 super short so the next thing i selected once that ride was done was the next

23:56 once that ride was done was the next

23:56 once that ride was done was the next thing available which was indiana jones

23:59 thing available which was indiana jones

23:59 thing available which was indiana jones but not until 10 o'clock it's probably

24:00 but not until 10 o'clock it's probably

24:00 but not until 10 o'clock it's probably just that i'm dumb and don't know how to

24:02 just that i'm dumb and don't know how to

24:02 just that i'm dumb and don't know how to use it maybe it's just a glitchy day i

24:03 use it maybe it's just a glitchy day i

24:03 use it maybe it's just a glitchy day i heard that several times in line or

24:05 heard that several times in line or

24:05 heard that several times in line or maybe it's the kind of thing you really

24:07 maybe it's the kind of thing you really

24:07 maybe it's the kind of thing you really need to show up in the morning and it's

24:08 need to show up in the morning and it's

24:08 need to show up in the morning and it's most useful if you start your day with

24:10 most useful if you start your day with

24:10 most useful if you start your day with it early but if i'm being perfectly

24:11 it early but if i'm being perfectly

24:11 it early but if i'm being perfectly honest it kind of just seemed like a

24:13 honest it kind of just seemed like a

24:13 honest it kind of just seemed like a worse version of max pass for 20 bucks a

24:17 worse version of max pass for 20 bucks a

24:17 worse version of max pass for 20 bucks a day at this point in my day i'm kind of

24:18 day at this point in my day i'm kind of

24:18 day at this point in my day i'm kind of feeling like it wasn't worth it but

24:20 feeling like it wasn't worth it but

24:20 feeling like it wasn't worth it but that's just the lightning lane part it

24:22 that's just the lightning lane part it

24:22 that's just the lightning lane part it has a bunch of other parts i didn't even

24:23 has a bunch of other parts i didn't even

24:23 has a bunch of other parts i didn't even mess with so i promise i'll give it

24:25 mess with so i promise i'll give it

24:25 mess with so i promise i'll give it another chance another look-see another

24:27 another chance another look-see another

24:27 another chance another look-see another day maybe when someone smarter is with

24:29 day maybe when someone smarter is with

24:29 day maybe when someone smarter is with me so i actually can kind of figure out

24:30 me so i actually can kind of figure out

24:30 me so i actually can kind of figure out what i'm doing it's just people have

24:32 what i'm doing it's just people have

24:32 what i'm doing it's just people have been asking me a lot about the genie and

24:33 been asking me a lot about the genie and

24:33 been asking me a lot about the genie and i honestly haven't used it until today

24:35 i honestly haven't used it until today

24:35 i honestly haven't used it until today so i wanted to give my honest first

24:37 so i wanted to give my honest first

24:37 so i wanted to give my honest first impression the short version and the

24:38 impression the short version and the

24:38 impression the short version and the polite version of which is i just

24:40 polite version of which is i just

24:40 polite version of which is i just couldn't figure out how to work it and

24:42 couldn't figure out how to work it and

24:42 couldn't figure out how to work it and to make it useful to me to be worth the

24:44 to make it useful to me to be worth the

24:44 to make it useful to me to be worth the money today but we'll see we'll see in

24:47 money today but we'll see we'll see in

24:47 money today but we'll see we'll see in the future how it pans out i did use

24:49 the future how it pans out i did use

24:49 the future how it pans out i did use that haunted mansion lightning lane i

24:50 that haunted mansion lightning lane i

24:50 that haunted mansion lightning lane i might not even end up using the indiana

24:52 might not even end up using the indiana

24:52 might not even end up using the indiana jones one we're actually running out of

24:55 jones one we're actually running out of

24:55 jones one we're actually running out of film here running out of footage

24:56 film here running out of footage

24:56 film here running out of footage capability it's been a long day full of

24:58 capability it's been a long day full of

24:58 capability it's been a long day full of fires and adventure and roller coasters

25:01 fires and adventure and roller coasters

25:01 fires and adventure and roller coasters and ali's nurse has long since left our

25:03 and ali's nurse has long since left our

25:03 and ali's nurse has long since left our house her friends are going to leave

25:05 house her friends are going to leave

25:05 house her friends are going to leave pretty soon and i really still don't

25:07 pretty soon and i really still don't

25:07 pretty soon and i really still don't want to leave her all alone so i think

25:09 want to leave her all alone so i think

25:09 want to leave her all alone so i think for the moment this is where our

25:11 for the moment this is where our

25:11 for the moment this is where our disneyland adventure has to come to an

25:13 disneyland adventure has to come to an

25:13 disneyland adventure has to come to an end but don't worry there will be more

25:15 end but don't worry there will be more

25:15 end but don't worry there will be more my friends oh yes there will be more

25:18 my friends oh yes there will be more

25:18 my friends oh yes there will be more before we go do me a weird favor check

25:20 before we go do me a weird favor check

25:20 before we go do me a weird favor check and see if you're still subscribed make

25:22 and see if you're still subscribed make

25:22 and see if you're still subscribed make sure and ring that bell thing everyone's

25:24 sure and ring that bell thing everyone's

25:24 sure and ring that bell thing everyone's always talking about just because some

25:26 always talking about just because some

25:26 always talking about just because some people have been telling me like i

25:27 people have been telling me like i

25:27 people have been telling me like i looked and i wasn't subscribed to you

25:28 looked and i wasn't subscribed to you

25:28 looked and i wasn't subscribed to you anymore there's some weirdness happening

25:30 anymore there's some weirdness happening

25:30 anymore there's some weirdness happening out there in the universe if you do me a

25:32 out there in the universe if you do me a

25:32 out there in the universe if you do me a favor head down to the description got

25:34 favor head down to the description got

25:34 favor head down to the description got the instagram link we've got the online

25:36 the instagram link we've got the online

25:36 the instagram link we've got the online store the patreon all the extra stuff we

25:39 store the patreon all the extra stuff we

25:39 store the patreon all the extra stuff we do i meet people constantly including

25:41 do i meet people constantly including

25:41 do i meet people constantly including all day long today who are like why'd

25:42 all day long today who are like why'd

25:42 all day long today who are like why'd you do a podcast on patreon and yes not

25:44 you do a podcast on patreon and yes not

25:44 you do a podcast on patreon and yes not only is randomland coming back with a

25:46 only is randomland coming back with a

25:46 only is randomland coming back with a vengeance but as we resume our more

25:48 vengeance but as we resume our more

25:48 vengeance but as we resume our more normal lives so is the podcast so is the

25:51 normal lives so is the podcast so is the

25:51 normal lives so is the podcast so is the adventurers club all kinds of stuff you

25:53 adventurers club all kinds of stuff you

25:53 adventurers club all kinds of stuff you know me it's only once in a very blue

25:55 know me it's only once in a very blue

25:55 know me it's only once in a very blue moon i even say the word subscribe i

25:57 moon i even say the word subscribe i

25:57 moon i even say the word subscribe i don't do the whole smash like and do the

25:59 don't do the whole smash like and do the

25:59 don't do the whole smash like and do the thing what's up guys i don't want to

26:01 thing what's up guys i don't want to

26:01 thing what's up guys i don't want to annoy everybody to death but then at the

26:03 annoy everybody to death but then at the

26:03 annoy everybody to death but then at the same time it sort of works against me

26:05 same time it sort of works against me

26:05 same time it sort of works against me sometimes because people don't know

26:06 sometimes because people don't know

26:06 sometimes because people don't know what's going on anyway it's not

26:08 what's going on anyway it's not

26:08 what's going on anyway it's not compulsory but it's there if you want to

26:10 compulsory but it's there if you want to

26:10 compulsory but it's there if you want to check it out and now my friends we've

26:12 check it out and now my friends we've

26:12 check it out and now my friends we've done it all we've done our duty we can

26:15 done it all we've done our duty we can

26:15 done it all we've done our duty we can go home and sleep well

26:19 go home and sleep well

26:19 go home and sleep well [Music]

26:45 so

26:45 so [Music]

26:54 [Music] hey here

26:55 hey here

26:55 hey here have you done your duty you have well

26:58 have you done your duty you have well

26:58 have you done your duty you have well then you can go home

27:01 then you can go home

27:01 then you can go home and sleep wow what

27:04 and sleep wow what

27:04 and sleep wow what what do you mean i didn't do the happy

27:06 what do you mean i didn't do the happy

27:06 what do you mean i didn't do the happy dance

27:07 dance

27:07 dance i don't wanna

27:09 i don't wanna

27:09 i don't wanna all right fine for just one

27:34 dude the hobby dance isn't as

27:34 dude the hobby dance isn't as embarrassing as you think it is

27:37 embarrassing as you think it is

27:37 embarrassing as you think it is it's much much more embarrassing that's

27:39 it's much much more embarrassing that's

27:39 it's much much more embarrassing that's why only the real ones happy dance oh

27:41 why only the real ones happy dance oh

27:41 why only the real ones happy dance oh man i just realized i totally forgot to

27:44 man i just realized i totally forgot to

27:44 man i just realized i totally forgot to go into

27:45 go into

27:45 go into star wars land

27:47 star wars land

27:47 star wars land oh

27:48 oh

27:48 oh oh darn well something to look forward

27:50 oh darn well something to look forward

27:50 oh darn well something to look forward to for next time

27:52 to for next time

27:52 to for next time also dude i forgot my doorway swirl

27:55 also dude i forgot my doorway swirl

27:55 also dude i forgot my doorway swirl that i am really bummed about dang it so

27:57 that i am really bummed about dang it so

27:57 that i am really bummed about dang it so i think this is where we're

27:59 i think this is where we're

27:59 i think this is where we're this is my survival diary

28:01 this is my survival diary

28:01 this is my survival diary chapter one

28:02 chapter one

28:02 chapter one of the long lonely lengthy walks of

28:04 of the long lonely lengthy walks of

28:04 of the long lonely lengthy walks of length

28:05 length

28:05 length so lengthy

28:07 so lengthy

28:07 so lengthy oh stretching out my legs my legs are

28:09 oh stretching out my legs my legs are

28:10 oh stretching out my legs my legs are getting longer and shorter at the same

28:11 getting longer and shorter at the same

28:11 getting longer and shorter at the same time oh i just keep telling myself if i

28:14 time oh i just keep telling myself if i

28:14 time oh i just keep telling myself if i can make it to the car

28:16 can make it to the car

28:16 can make it to the car there's propel in there and i can get my

28:18 there's propel in there and i can get my

28:18 there's propel in there and i can get my jacket and i'll be okay

28:21 jacket and i'll be okay

28:21 jacket and i'll be okay i'm so scared when people don't label

28:23 i'm so scared when people don't label

28:23 i'm so scared when people don't label their personal food oh what is that

28:25 their personal food oh what is that

28:25 their personal food oh what is that noise it's the blair witch oh it's the

28:27 noise it's the blair witch oh it's the

28:27 noise it's the blair witch oh it's the witch of the long lengthy long walk of

28:30 witch of the long lengthy long walk of

28:30 witch of the long lengthy long walk of length the lengthy long lengthy walk of

28:33 length the lengthy long lengthy walk of

28:33 length the lengthy long lengthy walk of lengthiness

28:35 lengthiness

28:35 lengthiness oh where's the trams they're coming back

28:37 oh where's the trams they're coming back

28:37 oh where's the trams they're coming back in like three days they'll probably be

28:38 in like three days they'll probably be

28:38 in like three days they'll probably be back before this video gets uploaded who

28:40 back before this video gets uploaded who

28:40 back before this video gets uploaded who knows all the transitions oh i'm getting

28:42 knows all the transitions oh i'm getting

28:42 knows all the transitions oh i'm getting weaker i don't think i can make it you

28:44 weaker i don't think i can make it you

28:44 weaker i don't think i can make it you guys are gonna have to go out without me

28:46 guys are gonna have to go out without me

28:46 guys are gonna have to go out without me i can't make it

28:47 i can't make it

28:47 i can't make it i can't i'm gonna i'm going down cotton

28:51 i can't i'm gonna i'm going down cotton

28:51 i can't i'm gonna i'm going down cotton i'm giving it all she's gone but this

28:54 i'm giving it all she's gone but this

28:54 i'm giving it all she's gone but this this bench is calling to me it's calling

28:56 this bench is calling to me it's calling

28:56 this bench is calling to me it's calling me again

28:58 me again

28:58 me again oh

28:59 oh oh no

29:05 so right after i sat on that bench like

29:05 so right after i sat on that bench like ah

29:06 ah

29:06 ah making all that

29:08 making all that

29:08 making all that silly

29:09 silly

29:09 silly uh i looked up and there's an old guy

29:12 uh i looked up and there's an old guy

29:12 uh i looked up and there's an old guy pretty old fella

29:14 pretty old fella

29:14 pretty old fella who clearly had been walking for a long

29:15 who clearly had been walking for a long

29:15 who clearly had been walking for a long time coming towards that bench

29:17 time coming towards that bench

29:18 time coming towards that bench he was still gonna sit on it whether i

29:19 he was still gonna sit on it whether i

29:19 he was still gonna sit on it whether i was on it or no but he's coming out with

29:20 was on it or no but he's coming out with

29:20 was on it or no but he's coming out with just the look i wish i could have taken

29:22 just the look i wish i could have taken

29:22 just the look i wish i could have taken a picture

29:23 a picture

29:23 a picture the look on his face was like

29:26 the look on his face was like

29:26 the look on his face was like what in the world are you doing

29:29 what in the world are you doing

29:29 what in the world are you doing i'm old and i'm not making that noise

29:33 i'm old and i'm not making that noise

29:33 i'm old and i'm not making that noise i feel slightly foolish

29:35 i feel slightly foolish

29:35 i feel slightly foolish so i gave up my bench the journey

29:37 so i gave up my bench the journey

29:37 so i gave up my bench the journey continues

29:38 continues

29:38 continues oh my gosh did you guys see the shirt

29:40 oh my gosh did you guys see the shirt

29:40 oh my gosh did you guys see the shirt that i'm wearing did you see

29:42 that i'm wearing did you see

29:42 that i'm wearing did you see the tee

29:43 the tee

29:43 the tee did you see the sick tee if you didn't

29:45 did you see the sick tee if you didn't

29:45 did you see the sick tee if you didn't if you can't tell what it is check out

29:47 if you can't tell what it is check out

29:47 if you can't tell what it is check out the sick hats and tees at

29:50 the sick hats and tees at

29:50 the sick hats and tees at startrainman.com hey to tease you with

29:52 startrainman.com hey to tease you with

29:52 startrainman.com hey to tease you with that advertisement but i don't though

29:54 that advertisement but i don't though

29:54 that advertisement but i don't though because you should check it out it's

29:55 because you should check it out it's

29:55 because you should check it out it's pretty cool

29:56 pretty cool

29:56 pretty cool i'm so upset right now i'm so angry

29:59 i'm so upset right now i'm so angry

29:59 i'm so upset right now i'm so angry because i just realized

30:01 because i just realized

30:01 because i just realized that at home

30:03 that at home

30:03 that at home ally has

30:04 ally has

30:04 ally has a scooter which i rented for her you

30:06 a scooter which i rented for her you

30:06 a scooter which i rented for her you know to get around uh long distances on

30:08 know to get around uh long distances on

30:08 know to get around uh long distances on while she can't walk for very long and

30:11 while she can't walk for very long and

30:11 while she can't walk for very long and last night we were out here

30:13 last night we were out here

30:13 last night we were out here and she used that scooter to go from the

30:14 and she used that scooter to go from the

30:14 and she used that scooter to go from the parking garage to the gate so that i

30:16 parking garage to the gate so that i

30:16 parking garage to the gate so that i could check in and out of another

30:17 could check in and out of another

30:17 could check in and out of another reservation i didn't end up using

30:19 reservation i didn't end up using

30:19 reservation i didn't end up using so that scooter was in the back of the

30:21 so that scooter was in the back of the

30:21 so that scooter was in the back of the car this morning

30:22 car this morning

30:22 car this morning with the battery like 80 charge just in

30:26 with the battery like 80 charge just in

30:26 with the battery like 80 charge just in the back of the car before i left to

30:28 the back of the car before i left to

30:28 the back of the car before i left to come down here i took it out

30:31 come down here i took it out

30:31 come down here i took it out and put it in the garage

30:33 and put it in the garage

30:33 and put it in the garage i could have rode the scooter to the

30:35 i could have rode the scooter to the

30:35 i could have rode the scooter to the front and then to the back not around

30:36 front and then to the back not around

30:36 front and then to the back not around the park but just you know just just not

30:38 the park but just you know just just not

30:38 the park but just you know just just not just on this oh regrets

30:41 just on this oh regrets

30:41 just on this oh regrets all right back to the car

30:43 all right back to the car

30:43 all right back to the car time for an inspection

30:46 time for an inspection

30:46 time for an inspection it's all right not handsome not ugly

30:49 it's all right not handsome not ugly

30:49 it's all right not handsome not ugly just

30:53 update

30:53 update got long sleeves now

30:54 got long sleeves now

30:54 got long sleeves now because it was getting cold it's you

30:56 because it was getting cold it's you

30:56 because it was getting cold it's you know playing in the 50s you know cold

30:58 know playing in the 50s you know cold

30:58 know playing in the 50s you know cold enough for a jacket

30:59 enough for a jacket

30:59 enough for a jacket but all the walking is making me sweat

31:01 but all the walking is making me sweat

31:01 but all the walking is making me sweat inside

31:13 okay

31:13 okay literally one hour 15 minutes later

31:15 literally one hour 15 minutes later

31:15 literally one hour 15 minutes later i'm almost back

31:17 i'm almost back

31:17 i'm almost back to where i left in the video i go we're

31:19 to where i left in the video i go we're

31:19 to where i left in the video i go we're taking a short intermission

31:21 taking a short intermission

31:21 taking a short intermission you didn't see the whole hour at 15 but

31:22 you didn't see the whole hour at 15 but

31:22 you didn't see the whole hour at 15 but you saw part of it here

31:25 you saw part of it here

31:25 you saw part of it here it's over now

31:26 it's over now

31:26 it's over now so

31:28 so is the video

31:30 is the video

31:30 is the video goodbye

31:40 this is how it goes a lot of times

31:40 this is how it goes a lot of times everyone's like what's it like behind

31:41 everyone's like what's it like behind

31:41 everyone's like what's it like behind the scenes

31:42 the scenes

31:42 the scenes behind the scenes but it would just be

31:43 behind the scenes but it would just be

31:43 behind the scenes but it would just be me

31:44 me

31:44 me standing for really long periods of time

31:47 standing for really long periods of time

31:47 standing for really long periods of time waiting for the perfect moment to say

31:48 waiting for the perfect moment to say

31:48 waiting for the perfect moment to say the thing that i want to say

31:50 the thing that i want to say

31:50 the thing that i want to say and then i say it

31:51 and then i say it

31:51 and then i say it and then i wait around

A Disneyland Adventure! The land of Fire, Darkness, Tiki Birds, Pirates, and Ghosts!

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