How I waited for Stranger Things

0:05 well I'm back home now and it's torture

0:05 well I'm back home now and it's torture torture not being at home I love my home

0:09 torture not being at home I love my home

0:09 torture not being at home I love my home right little bit you know that I love

0:11 right little bit you know that I love

0:11 right little bit you know that I love you I love being here I'm about to go

0:13 you I love being here I'm about to go

0:13 you I love being here I'm about to go crazy because I just can't stand the way

0:18 crazy because I just can't stand the way

0:18 crazy because I just can't stand the way do you know what this is do you know

0:21 do you know what this is do you know

0:21 do you know what this is do you know what this means less than two hours

0:23 what this means less than two hours

0:23 what this means less than two hours until season two of stranger thing

0:27 until season two of stranger thing

0:27 until season two of stranger thing they're waiting give or no one of those

0:30 they're waiting give or no one of those

0:30 they're waiting give or no one of those people who like whenever something's

0:32 people who like whenever something's

0:32 people who like whenever something's cool or new or popular they're just like

0:35 cool or new or popular they're just like

0:35 cool or new or popular they're just like ah I don't want to like that it's

0:37 ah I don't want to like that it's

0:37 ah I don't want to like that it's popular call me what it's not cool

0:39 popular call me what it's not cool

0:39 popular call me what it's not cool anymore I hate to admit this I am one of

0:40 anymore I hate to admit this I am one of

0:40 anymore I hate to admit this I am one of those people when something's really

0:42 those people when something's really

0:42 those people when something's really popular and everyone's talking about it

0:43 popular and everyone's talking about it

0:43 popular and everyone's talking about it I'm like oh come on like when Game of

0:45 I'm like oh come on like when Game of

0:45 I'm like oh come on like when Game of Thrones got really popular that's dumb

0:47 Thrones got really popular that's dumb

0:47 Thrones got really popular that's dumb dragons and whatnot

0:48 dragons and whatnot

0:48 dragons and whatnot now of course I'm in book four of Game

0:51 now of course I'm in book four of Game

0:51 now of course I'm in book four of Game of Thrones reading two books before I

0:52 of Thrones reading two books before I

0:52 of Thrones reading two books before I watch the show and I'm getting sucked in

0:54 watch the show and I'm getting sucked in

0:54 watch the show and I'm getting sucked in and another thing that I got sucked into

0:56 and another thing that I got sucked into

0:56 and another thing that I got sucked into it's stranger things everyone kept

0:58 it's stranger things everyone kept

0:58 it's stranger things everyone kept telling us to watch it watch it you guys

1:00 telling us to watch it watch it you guys

1:00 telling us to watch it watch it you guys got to see stranger things so last year

1:02 got to see stranger things so last year

1:02 got to see stranger things so last year Ali and I popped on Episode one like oh

1:03 Ali and I popped on Episode one like oh

1:03 Ali and I popped on Episode one like oh this is gonna be dumb hooked binge

1:06 this is gonna be dumb hooked binge

1:06 this is gonna be dumb hooked binge watched the entire thing is the greatest

1:08 watched the entire thing is the greatest

1:08 watched the entire thing is the greatest show that's ever been on TV ever and now

1:11 show that's ever been on TV ever and now

1:11 show that's ever been on TV ever and now season two is coming and I am beyond

1:13 season two is coming and I am beyond

1:13 season two is coming and I am beyond stoked

1:14 stoked

1:14 stoked look at this I got my stranger things

1:16 look at this I got my stranger things

1:16 look at this I got my stranger things t-shirt on I bought my sick copy of the

1:19 t-shirt on I bought my sick copy of the

1:19 t-shirt on I bought my sick copy of the blu-ray look at it it's packaged like an

1:21 blu-ray look at it it's packaged like an

1:21 blu-ray look at it it's packaged like an old VHS this is the coolest packaging of

1:24 old VHS this is the coolest packaging of

1:24 old VHS this is the coolest packaging of anything of all time look at that look

1:28 anything of all time look at that look

1:28 anything of all time look at that look how real it looks and you open it up BAM

1:31 how real it looks and you open it up BAM

1:31 how real it looks and you open it up BAM blu-ray I don't know why in the world I

1:34 blu-ray I don't know why in the world I

1:34 blu-ray I don't know why in the world I felt like I needed a on blu-ray probably

1:36 felt like I needed a on blu-ray probably

1:36 felt like I needed a on blu-ray probably honestly a hundred percent because of

1:38 honestly a hundred percent because of

1:38 honestly a hundred percent because of the packaging because I have Netflix of

1:40 the packaging because I have Netflix of

1:40 the packaging because I have Netflix of course I couldn't just stop with this I

1:41 course I couldn't just stop with this I

1:41 course I couldn't just stop with this I had to pick up the t-shirt and it turns

1:43 had to pick up the t-shirt and it turns

1:43 had to pick up the t-shirt and it turns out that Funko did the action figures of

1:47 out that Funko did the action figures of

1:47 out that Funko did the action figures of course I had to buy the whole set now

1:51 course I had to buy the whole set now

1:51 course I had to buy the whole set now I'm glad that I did because I don't know

1:53 I'm glad that I did because I don't know

1:53 I'm glad that I did because I don't know which one of these countdowns is correct

1:55 which one of these countdowns is correct

1:55 which one of these countdowns is correct I'm literally getting anxiety with the

1:57 I'm literally getting anxiety with the

1:57 I'm literally getting anxiety with the way

2:05 look at this 11 Mike Lukas Dustin and

2:05 look at this 11 Mike Lukas Dustin and poor little will let's hope we'll get

2:07 poor little will let's hope we'll get

2:07 poor little will let's hope we'll get some more screen time in season 2 oh and

2:10 some more screen time in season 2 oh and

2:10 some more screen time in season 2 oh and let's not forget the most handsome

2:11 let's not forget the most handsome

2:11 let's not forget the most handsome character of all Gamma Gorgon Christmas

2:19 character of all Gamma Gorgon Christmas

2:19 character of all Gamma Gorgon Christmas present for Grandma look at this they

2:21 present for Grandma look at this they

2:21 present for Grandma look at this they come with stuff look there's little tiny

2:24 come with stuff look there's little tiny

2:24 come with stuff look there's little tiny Eggo waffles for 11 the wrist rocket

2:27 Eggo waffles for 11 the wrist rocket

2:27 Eggo waffles for 11 the wrist rocket binoculars even a little tiny can of

2:31 binoculars even a little tiny can of

2:31 binoculars even a little tiny can of Dustin's favorite pudding well they're

2:34 Dustin's favorite pudding well they're

2:34 Dustin's favorite pudding well they're all open now that definitely ate up some

2:35 all open now that definitely ate up some

2:35 all open now that definitely ate up some time but not enough time it's like if

2:38 time but not enough time it's like if

2:38 time but not enough time it's like if you're a little exercise and wash them

2:41 you're a little exercise and wash them

2:41 you're a little exercise and wash them dishes clean make sure my underwear

2:44 dishes clean make sure my underwear

2:44 dishes clean make sure my underwear drawers organized hacked up some

2:46 drawers organized hacked up some

2:46 drawers organized hacked up some presents we're gonna give away on face

2:48 presents we're gonna give away on face

2:48 presents we're gonna give away on face play Angry Birds to its freemium okay

2:51 play Angry Birds to its freemium okay

2:51 play Angry Birds to its freemium okay one of my cats hey I kind of look at you

2:54 one of my cats hey I kind of look at you

2:54 one of my cats hey I kind of look at you where you going

2:54 where you going

2:54 where you going fine do a little meditation oh okay what

3:01 fine do a little meditation oh okay what

3:01 fine do a little meditation oh okay what time is it oh you gotta be kidding me

3:03 time is it oh you gotta be kidding me

3:03 time is it oh you gotta be kidding me Mike I want some waffles that's what I

3:05 Mike I want some waffles that's what I

3:05 Mike I want some waffles that's what I would say if I talked but I don't really

3:07 would say if I talked but I don't really

3:07 would say if I talked but I don't really talk that much Oh eleven I'm in love

3:09 talk that much Oh eleven I'm in love

3:09 talk that much Oh eleven I'm in love with you but I think I'm too young to

3:11 with you but I think I'm too young to

3:11 with you but I think I'm too young to know what love is so let's just stand by

3:12 know what love is so let's just stand by

3:12 know what love is so let's just stand by each other awkwardly all I ever wanted

3:15 each other awkwardly all I ever wanted

3:15 each other awkwardly all I ever wanted was law you're not my real dad ed

3:17 was law you're not my real dad ed

3:17 was law you're not my real dad ed ligardi you can't tell me what to do

3:37 [Music]

3:37 [Music] it's never gonna happen just what the

3:40 it's never gonna happen just what the

3:40 it's never gonna happen just what the rest of America is doing right now what

3:41 rest of America is doing right now what

3:41 rest of America is doing right now what I'm doing what are you doing Ali oh hey

3:47 I'm doing what are you doing Ali oh hey

3:47 I'm doing what are you doing Ali oh hey what's the what's with the baseball bat

3:49 what's the what's with the baseball bat

3:49 what's the what's with the baseball bat mom she's prepared leggo my eggo let go

3:54 mom she's prepared leggo my eggo let go

3:54 mom she's prepared leggo my eggo let go drop it those are mine you can't eat it

3:57 drop it those are mine you can't eat it

3:57 drop it those are mine you can't eat it that's true if I ate an egg a waffle I

4:00 that's true if I ate an egg a waffle I

4:00 that's true if I ate an egg a waffle I probably died

4:02 probably died

4:02 probably died [Music]

4:27 your waffles

4:27 your waffles [Music]

4:36 the time yes I haven't been idle since I

4:36 the time yes I haven't been idle since I got home I've been booking plane ticket

4:39 got home I've been booking plane ticket

4:39 got home I've been booking plane ticket running a bunch of errands getting ready

4:41 running a bunch of errands getting ready

4:41 running a bunch of errands getting ready to go to our friends wedding coming up

4:43 to go to our friends wedding coming up

4:43 to go to our friends wedding coming up this month planning out some of 2018

4:45 this month planning out some of 2018

4:45 this month planning out some of 2018 screws we adventure Shelley Duvall knows

4:48 screws we adventure Shelley Duvall knows

4:48 screws we adventure Shelley Duvall knows what I'm talking about oh yeah she's

4:50 what I'm talking about oh yeah she's

4:50 what I'm talking about oh yeah she's excited it's gonna be a good one I've

4:52 excited it's gonna be a good one I've

4:52 excited it's gonna be a good one I've already done just about all the

4:54 already done just about all the

4:54 already done just about all the Halloween stuff that I wanted to do this

4:56 Halloween stuff that I wanted to do this

4:56 Halloween stuff that I wanted to do this year some kind of just waiting for

4:57 year some kind of just waiting for

4:57 year some kind of just waiting for Halloween to be over and of course I've

4:59 Halloween to be over and of course I've

4:59 Halloween to be over and of course I've been waiting for this because I'm sure

5:01 been waiting for this because I'm sure

5:01 been waiting for this because I'm sure all of the rest of you who are fans of

5:03 all of the rest of you who are fans of

5:03 all of the rest of you who are fans of stranger things will agree with me I

5:06 stranger things will agree with me I

5:06 stranger things will agree with me I can't get anything done until I you know

5:07 can't get anything done until I you know

5:07 can't get anything done until I you know what though so this is how my grandma

5:10 what though so this is how my grandma

5:10 what though so this is how my grandma felt whenever the soap operas would have

5:13 felt whenever the soap operas would have

5:13 felt whenever the soap operas would have those cliffhangers this must be how some

5:15 those cliffhangers this must be how some

5:15 those cliffhangers this must be how some people feel waiting for the sweet pink

5:17 people feel waiting for the sweet pink

5:17 people feel waiting for the sweet pink pins on November 1st or should we make

5:21 pins on November 1st or should we make

5:21 pins on November 1st or should we make it blue what do you think about pink 11

5:25 it blue what do you think about pink 11

5:25 it blue what do you think about pink 11 yeah ready oh my gosh it's almost time

5:28 yeah ready oh my gosh it's almost time

5:28 yeah ready oh my gosh it's almost time everybody gets settled in Oh get your

5:31 everybody gets settled in Oh get your

5:31 everybody gets settled in Oh get your bat ready get your bat ready for the

5:33 bat ready get your bat ready for the

5:33 bat ready get your bat ready for the demagogue as here we go you on the other

5:40 demagogue as here we go you on the other

5:40 demagogue as here we go you on the other side okay let's go

6:23 that was awesome

6:23 that was awesome [Applause]

How I waited for Stranger Things

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