The Alamo, Snake Pit, and Big Texas Boots to fill with an Old Friend

0:01 Warning, these animals will bite

0:01 Warning, these animals will bite fingers.

0:02 fingers.

0:02 fingers. >> Ow, I'm being rammed by goats.

0:04 >> Ow, I'm being rammed by goats.

0:04 >> Ow, I'm being rammed by goats. >> Hey, do you even own any cowboy boots?

0:05 >> Hey, do you even own any cowboy boots?

0:05 >> Hey, do you even own any cowboy boots? >> No.

0:06 >> No.

0:06 >> No. >> Do I look like a Texan?

0:07 >> Do I look like a Texan?

0:07 >> Do I look like a Texan? >> You do?

0:08 >> You do?

0:08 >> You do? >> From the waist up.

0:09 >> From the waist up.

0:09 >> From the waist up. >> The stars at night are big and bright

0:13 >> The stars at night are big and bright

0:13 >> The stars at night are big and bright deep in the heart of Texas. Welcome to

0:16 deep in the heart of Texas. Welcome to

0:16 deep in the heart of Texas. Welcome to old downtown San Antonio, Texas, where,

0:20 old downtown San Antonio, Texas, where,

0:20 old downtown San Antonio, Texas, where, as you can hear, there's a lot of

0:22 as you can hear, there's a lot of

0:22 as you can hear, there's a lot of construction going on. I almost went to

0:24 construction going on. I almost went to

0:24 construction going on. I almost went to Bies this morning to get some more

0:26 Bies this morning to get some more

0:26 Bies this morning to get some more coffee. There is a Bies in San Antonio.

0:28 coffee. There is a Bies in San Antonio.

0:28 coffee. There is a Bies in San Antonio. Then I remembered they have free coffee

0:31 Then I remembered they have free coffee

0:31 Then I remembered they have free coffee in my hotel. And then I remembered the

0:35 in my hotel. And then I remembered the

0:35 in my hotel. And then I remembered the Alamo. This famous chapel was built in

0:37 Alamo. This famous chapel was built in

0:37 Alamo. This famous chapel was built in 1744 as part of the Mission San Antonio

0:41 1744 as part of the Mission San Antonio

0:41 1744 as part of the Mission San Antonio de Valero. And of course was the last

0:43 de Valero. And of course was the last

0:43 de Valero. And of course was the last hold out in the Battle of the Alamo in

0:45 hold out in the Battle of the Alamo in

0:45 hold out in the Battle of the Alamo in February and March 1836.

0:48 February and March 1836.

0:48 February and March 1836. Things have certainly changed down here

0:51 Things have certainly changed down here

0:51 Things have certainly changed down here since the last time I was in San Antonio

0:53 since the last time I was in San Antonio

0:53 since the last time I was in San Antonio filming the Alamo. They have added quite

0:57 filming the Alamo. They have added quite

0:57 filming the Alamo. They have added quite a bit of stuff out here in Alamo Square,

0:59 a bit of stuff out here in Alamo Square,

0:59 a bit of stuff out here in Alamo Square, including a reconstruction of the

1:02 including a reconstruction of the

1:02 including a reconstruction of the palisade out here and more information

1:04 palisade out here and more information

1:04 palisade out here and more information about the original mission. San Antonio

1:06 about the original mission. San Antonio

1:06 about the original mission. San Antonio deo definitely gives you a little bit

1:08 deo definitely gives you a little bit

1:08 deo definitely gives you a little bit better of an idea of how they defended

1:11 better of an idea of how they defended

1:11 better of an idea of how they defended the Alamo and why they used it as a fort

1:13 the Alamo and why they used it as a fort

1:13 the Alamo and why they used it as a fort when those fighting for Texas

1:15 when those fighting for Texas

1:15 when those fighting for Texas independence decided to use it as a hold

1:18 independence decided to use it as a hold

1:18 independence decided to use it as a hold down against the Mexican army led by

1:20 down against the Mexican army led by

1:20 down against the Mexican army led by General Santa Anna. Look at all of these

1:24 General Santa Anna. Look at all of these

1:24 General Santa Anna. Look at all of these different uh I guess they're sort of

1:26 different uh I guess they're sort of

1:26 different uh I guess they're sort of like models, these bronze models showing

1:28 like models, these bronze models showing

1:28 like models, these bronze models showing what this place was like during the

1:29 what this place was like during the

1:29 what this place was like during the Battle of the Alamo and then its later

1:32 Battle of the Alamo and then its later

1:32 Battle of the Alamo and then its later development and sort of deconstruction.

1:34 development and sort of deconstruction.

1:34 development and sort of deconstruction. It is the Cradle of Texas Liberty and

1:37 It is the Cradle of Texas Liberty and

1:38 It is the Cradle of Texas Liberty and they're taking it very seriously now,

1:40 they're taking it very seriously now,

1:40 they're taking it very seriously now, building so much new stuff out here,

1:42 building so much new stuff out here,

1:42 building so much new stuff out here, constructing a whole new museum. And

1:44 constructing a whole new museum. And

1:44 constructing a whole new museum. And although the mirror maze, the wax

1:47 although the mirror maze, the wax

1:47 although the mirror maze, the wax museum, and the Ripleys, believe it or

1:49 museum, and the Ripleys, believe it or

1:49 museum, and the Ripleys, believe it or not, are still across the street, it

1:52 not, are still across the street, it

1:52 not, are still across the street, it looks like some of the more hokey

1:53 looks like some of the more hokey

1:53 looks like some of the more hokey tourist attractions have been removed.

1:55 tourist attractions have been removed.

1:55 tourist attractions have been removed. Some of these historic buildings

1:56 Some of these historic buildings

1:56 Some of these historic buildings downtown are getting quite a facelift.

1:59 downtown are getting quite a facelift.

1:59 downtown are getting quite a facelift. And part of this construction is a whole

2:01 And part of this construction is a whole

2:01 And part of this construction is a whole lot of noise. They're moving cranes

2:02 lot of noise. They're moving cranes

2:02 lot of noise. They're moving cranes around. This weird truck down here is

2:04 around. This weird truck down here is

2:04 around. This weird truck down here is making quite a ruckus. It is quite

2:07 making quite a ruckus. It is quite

2:07 making quite a ruckus. It is quite literally history in the making. My

2:10 literally history in the making. My

2:10 literally history in the making. My apologies for the noise. I didn't have

2:12 apologies for the noise. I didn't have

2:12 apologies for the noise. I didn't have time to build this vlog to scale or to

2:14 time to build this vlog to scale or to

2:14 time to build this vlog to scale or to paint it, but that's okay. Oh, look at

2:16 paint it, but that's okay. Oh, look at

2:16 paint it, but that's okay. Oh, look at that statue of James Buoy right there

2:18 that statue of James Buoy right there

2:18 that statue of James Buoy right there holding his famous knife right there and

2:21 holding his famous knife right there and

2:21 holding his famous knife right there and his belt. I have no doubt they sell

2:22 his belt. I have no doubt they sell

2:22 his belt. I have no doubt they sell replicas of these in the gift shop. It's

2:24 replicas of these in the gift shop. It's

2:24 replicas of these in the gift shop. It's an amazing thing to stand here gazing at

2:27 an amazing thing to stand here gazing at

2:27 an amazing thing to stand here gazing at the Alamo, the cradle of Texas Liberty,

2:30 the Alamo, the cradle of Texas Liberty,

2:30 the Alamo, the cradle of Texas Liberty, as Cotton Hill put it, thinking of the

2:32 as Cotton Hill put it, thinking of the

2:32 as Cotton Hill put it, thinking of the end of those great defenders of Davy

2:34 end of those great defenders of Davy

2:34 end of those great defenders of Davy Crockett. Despite all the construction,

2:36 Crockett. Despite all the construction,

2:36 Crockett. Despite all the construction, you can still go inside. It is still

2:38 you can still go inside. It is still

2:38 you can still go inside. It is still free to enter. There is no basement in

2:41 free to enter. There is no basement in

2:41 free to enter. There is no basement in the Alamo, but look at this. Over to the

2:43 the Alamo, but look at this. Over to the

2:43 the Alamo, but look at this. Over to the side where the temporary welcome center

2:46 side where the temporary welcome center

2:46 side where the temporary welcome center is located. Look at this sandwich board

2:48 is located. Look at this sandwich board

2:48 is located. Look at this sandwich board right here. Apparently PeeWee's bike is

2:52 right here. Apparently PeeWee's bike is

2:52 right here. Apparently PeeWee's bike is here at the Alamo after all. Look at

2:55 here at the Alamo after all. Look at

2:55 here at the Alamo after all. Look at that. The famous Crockett Hotel behind

2:57 that. The famous Crockett Hotel behind

2:57 that. The famous Crockett Hotel behind the Alamo. There's the new exhibit

3:00 the Alamo. There's the new exhibit

3:00 the Alamo. There's the new exhibit building that they are constructing.

3:03 building that they are constructing.

3:03 building that they are constructing. I'm about to enter the Alamo myself.

3:05 I'm about to enter the Alamo myself.

3:05 I'm about to enter the Alamo myself. There's no filming allowed of the

3:07 There's no filming allowed of the

3:07 There's no filming allowed of the church. First time I ever came here in

3:09 church. First time I ever came here in

3:09 church. First time I ever came here in like 2002. I made the mistake of walking

3:11 like 2002. I made the mistake of walking

3:11 like 2002. I made the mistake of walking in with a disposable camera and taking a

3:13 in with a disposable camera and taking a

3:13 in with a disposable camera and taking a flash picture inside the church. That

3:15 flash picture inside the church. That

3:15 flash picture inside the church. That was a big no no. The Texas Rangers were

3:16 was a big no no. The Texas Rangers were

3:16 was a big no no. The Texas Rangers were not happy about that. You do have to pay

3:19 not happy about that. You do have to pay

3:19 not happy about that. You do have to pay $14 to see the exhibits. You can pay

3:22 $14 to see the exhibits. You can pay

3:22 $14 to see the exhibits. You can pay more for a guided tour, but the church

3:23 more for a guided tour, but the church

3:23 more for a guided tour, but the church itself is free to enter. You just need a

3:26 itself is free to enter. You just need a

3:26 itself is free to enter. You just need a timed ticket to prevent crowds. Man,

3:28 timed ticket to prevent crowds. Man,

3:28 timed ticket to prevent crowds. Man, that was awesome going inside. They do

3:30 that was awesome going inside. They do

3:30 that was awesome going inside. They do actually allow you to take pictures now,

3:32 actually allow you to take pictures now,

3:32 actually allow you to take pictures now, just no flash. So, I still would have

3:34 just no flash. So, I still would have

3:34 just no flash. So, I still would have got in trouble even if I had done it

3:37 got in trouble even if I had done it

3:37 got in trouble even if I had done it today. Pretty neat to see the little

3:39 today. Pretty neat to see the little

3:39 today. Pretty neat to see the little presentation inside about the sacra and

3:42 presentation inside about the sacra and

3:42 presentation inside about the sacra and uh what it would have looked like the

3:43 uh what it would have looked like the

3:43 uh what it would have looked like the old fresco. It's amazing. They're doing

3:45 old fresco. It's amazing. They're doing

3:45 old fresco. It's amazing. They're doing a lot of construction out here. They

3:47 a lot of construction out here. They

3:47 a lot of construction out here. They still have the old museum and gift shop

3:49 still have the old museum and gift shop

3:49 still have the old museum and gift shop built in the 1930s. Beautiful building.

3:52 built in the 1930s. Beautiful building.

3:52 built in the 1930s. Beautiful building. And then some of the new exhibit centers

3:53 And then some of the new exhibit centers

3:54 And then some of the new exhibit centers are already open in the back, but you

3:57 are already open in the back, but you

3:57 are already open in the back, but you can see, look at the sh

4:01 can see, look at the sh

4:01 can see, look at the sh of that new one they're building. Wow.

4:02 of that new one they're building. Wow.

4:02 of that new one they're building. Wow. They got their living history encampment

4:04 They got their living history encampment

4:04 They got their living history encampment going on out here. Some volunteers. I

4:06 going on out here. Some volunteers. I

4:06 going on out here. Some volunteers. I think they're going to fire some

4:07 think they're going to fire some

4:07 think they're going to fire some musketss off later, which is pretty

4:09 musketss off later, which is pretty

4:09 musketss off later, which is pretty cool. But what I'm looking for is the

4:12 cool. But what I'm looking for is the

4:12 cool. But what I'm looking for is the basement. Dude, this is an absolutely

4:13 basement. Dude, this is an absolutely

4:13 basement. Dude, this is an absolutely massive space. Much bigger than the

4:16 massive space. Much bigger than the

4:16 massive space. Much bigger than the space I remember. And still full of

4:18 space I remember. And still full of

4:18 space I remember. And still full of artifacts collected by none other than

4:22 artifacts collected by none other than

4:22 artifacts collected by none other than Phil Collins. Yes. Of the Tarzan

4:25 Phil Collins. Yes. Of the Tarzan

4:25 Phil Collins. Yes. Of the Tarzan soundtrack fame. Oh, wow. The amount of

4:27 soundtrack fame. Oh, wow. The amount of

4:27 soundtrack fame. Oh, wow. The amount of swords

4:28 swords

4:28 swords and cannonballs.

4:31 and cannonballs.

4:31 and cannonballs. It's just astounding.

4:34 It's just astounding.

4:34 It's just astounding. I can't even imagine what they're going

4:35 I can't even imagine what they're going

4:35 I can't even imagine what they're going to do with all that new space they're

4:36 to do with all that new space they're

4:36 to do with all that new space they're going to add. Dude, there's so many

4:37 going to add. Dude, there's so many

4:37 going to add. Dude, there's so many artifacts in here. It's so amazing. It's

4:39 artifacts in here. It's so amazing. It's

4:39 artifacts in here. It's so amazing. It's a vast, vast space. Look at this. Some

4:42 a vast, vast space. Look at this. Some

4:42 a vast, vast space. Look at this. Some of these old knives were found in the

4:46 of these old knives were found in the

4:46 of these old knives were found in the walls of the Alamo. This rusty little

4:48 walls of the Alamo. This rusty little

4:48 walls of the Alamo. This rusty little blade

4:49 blade

4:49 blade could have been used in the actual

4:51 could have been used in the actual

4:51 could have been used in the actual battle. Wow.

4:53 battle. Wow.

4:53 battle. Wow. This is insane. Most of this comes from

4:56 This is insane. Most of this comes from

4:56 This is insane. Most of this comes from Phil Collins collection and he's even

4:59 Phil Collins collection and he's even

4:59 Phil Collins collection and he's even narrating the story in the back of this

5:02 narrating the story in the back of this

5:02 narrating the story in the back of this exhibit. Oh my gosh, the old boots.

5:04 exhibit. Oh my gosh, the old boots.

5:04 exhibit. Oh my gosh, the old boots. Concistador

5:06 Concistador

5:06 Concistador Spurs. It's amazing that this stuff

5:09 Spurs. It's amazing that this stuff

5:09 Spurs. It's amazing that this stuff still exists. Unbelievable. Truly

5:11 still exists. Unbelievable. Truly

5:11 still exists. Unbelievable. Truly unbelievable. Worth every cent of that

5:14 unbelievable. Worth every cent of that

5:14 unbelievable. Worth every cent of that $14.

5:16 $14.

5:16 $14. This is a book that literally belonged

5:18 This is a book that literally belonged

5:18 This is a book that literally belonged to one of the Alamo defenders,

5:21 to one of the Alamo defenders,

5:21 to one of the Alamo defenders, Mika Achery. And in the back, the big

5:23 Mika Achery. And in the back, the big

5:24 Mika Achery. And in the back, the big model narrated

5:26 model narrated

5:26 model narrated >> by Phil Collins.

5:29 >> by Phil Collins.

5:29 >> by Phil Collins. It was one of the main defensive

5:30 It was one of the main defensive

5:30 It was one of the main defensive positions.

5:31 positions.

5:31 positions. >> Dude, all this time I'm wandering around

5:32 >> Dude, all this time I'm wandering around

5:32 >> Dude, all this time I'm wandering around all the exhibits looking for PeeWee's

5:34 all the exhibits looking for PeeWee's

5:34 all the exhibits looking for PeeWee's bike.

5:35 bike.

5:36 bike. And there it is right here, right by the

5:39 And there it is right here, right by the

5:39 And there it is right here, right by the front door. Dude, this is so rad. I feel

5:41 front door. Dude, this is so rad. I feel

5:41 front door. Dude, this is so rad. I feel like I found the basement.

5:44 like I found the basement.

5:44 like I found the basement. Freaking Pee-Wee's bike. And this was an

5:46 Freaking Pee-Wee's bike. And this was an

5:46 Freaking Pee-Wee's bike. And this was an actual stunt bicycle used in the 1985

5:51 actual stunt bicycle used in the 1985

5:51 actual stunt bicycle used in the 1985 film. As the sign says next to it, many

5:54 film. As the sign says next to it, many

5:54 film. As the sign says next to it, many kids of the 1980s first heard of the

5:56 kids of the 1980s first heard of the

5:56 kids of the 1980s first heard of the Alamo by watching Peewee's Big

5:59 Alamo by watching Peewee's Big

5:59 Alamo by watching Peewee's Big Adventure. Earlier generations

6:00 Adventure. Earlier generations

6:00 Adventure. Earlier generations definitely found out from Fes Parker and

6:03 definitely found out from Fes Parker and

6:03 definitely found out from Fes Parker and Walt Disney. And of course, let's not

6:04 Walt Disney. And of course, let's not

6:04 Walt Disney. And of course, let's not forget John Wayne and his famous film

6:08 forget John Wayne and his famous film

6:08 forget John Wayne and his famous film filmed out at Alamo Village in what?

6:10 filmed out at Alamo Village in what?

6:10 filmed out at Alamo Village in what? Bracketville, Texas. Somewhere like

6:11 Bracketville, Texas. Somewhere like

6:11 Bracketville, Texas. Somewhere like that. I've been out there many times

6:13 that. I've been out there many times

6:13 that. I've been out there many times back in the day when it was still open.

6:15 back in the day when it was still open.

6:15 back in the day when it was still open. In fact, I sent Adam the Woo there once

6:17 In fact, I sent Adam the Woo there once

6:17 In fact, I sent Adam the Woo there once and he filmed it after it was closed,

6:19 and he filmed it after it was closed,

6:19 and he filmed it after it was closed, but before it was kind of mostly

6:21 but before it was kind of mostly

6:21 but before it was kind of mostly dismantled. It is amazing to see this up

6:23 dismantled. It is amazing to see this up

6:23 dismantled. It is amazing to see this up close and see how cheaply it was

6:26 close and see how cheaply it was

6:26 close and see how cheaply it was constructed cuz it was always meant to

6:28 constructed cuz it was always meant to

6:28 constructed cuz it was always meant to just be a prop, right? You just see it

6:29 just be a prop, right? You just see it

6:29 just be a prop, right? You just see it on TV or at the cinema for a few seconds

6:33 on TV or at the cinema for a few seconds

6:33 on TV or at the cinema for a few seconds each shot,

6:35 each shot,

6:35 each shot, but it just looms so large in all of our

6:38 but it just looms so large in all of our

6:38 but it just looms so large in all of our brains, all of us who grew up with

6:40 brains, all of us who grew up with

6:40 brains, all of us who grew up with pee-wee. Of course, when I asked where

6:41 pee-wee. Of course, when I asked where

6:42 pee-wee. Of course, when I asked where the pee-wee bike was, I asked by saying,

6:45 the pee-wee bike was, I asked by saying,

6:45 the pee-wee bike was, I asked by saying, "Where's the basement?" Which they did

6:47 "Where's the basement?" Which they did

6:47 "Where's the basement?" Which they did not understand. And the guy literally

6:49 not understand. And the guy literally

6:49 not understand. And the guy literally said, "There's no basement at the

6:50 said, "There's no basement at the

6:50 said, "There's no basement at the Alamo." Almost exactly the way the lady

6:52 Alamo." Almost exactly the way the lady

6:52 Alamo." Almost exactly the way the lady says it in the movie, but with less

6:54 says it in the movie, but with less

6:54 says it in the movie, but with less laughter. I said, "No, no, no, no. I'm

6:55 laughter. I said, "No, no, no, no. I'm

6:55 laughter. I said, "No, no, no, no. I'm looking for Peewee's bike." Oh, I think

6:57 looking for Peewee's bike." Oh, I think

6:57 looking for Peewee's bike." Oh, I think we took that down in December. I go,

6:58 we took that down in December. I go,

6:58 we took that down in December. I go, "There's still signs." And lo and

7:00 "There's still signs." And lo and

7:00 "There's still signs." And lo and behold, it was right next to the front

7:01 behold, it was right next to the front

7:01 behold, it was right next to the front door. This does not surprise me as

7:03 door. This does not surprise me as

7:03 door. This does not surprise me as Texans take the Alamo very seriously.

7:05 Texans take the Alamo very seriously.

7:05 Texans take the Alamo very seriously. And well, they should. Many, many people

7:07 And well, they should. Many, many people

7:07 And well, they should. Many, many people lost their lives here. It is the

7:10 lost their lives here. It is the

7:10 lost their lives here. It is the historic center point for San Antonio,

7:13 historic center point for San Antonio,

7:13 historic center point for San Antonio, Texas. Literally is the cradle of Texas

7:16 Texas. Literally is the cradle of Texas

7:16 Texas. Literally is the cradle of Texas Liberty. So, of course, they take it

7:18 Liberty. So, of course, they take it

7:18 Liberty. So, of course, they take it seriously. It's just surprising that

7:20 seriously. It's just surprising that

7:20 seriously. It's just surprising that many of them or a few of them or at

7:22 many of them or a few of them or at

7:22 many of them or a few of them or at least one of them did not get the joke.

7:26 least one of them did not get the joke.

7:26 least one of them did not get the joke. This oak tree was planted in 1965. Look

7:28 This oak tree was planted in 1965. Look

7:28 This oak tree was planted in 1965. Look at the size of it. All right, we're

7:30 at the size of it. All right, we're

7:30 at the size of it. All right, we're looking at the back of the main chapel

7:31 looking at the back of the main chapel

7:31 looking at the back of the main chapel there. There's the gift shop, which I'm

7:33 there. There's the gift shop, which I'm

7:33 there. There's the gift shop, which I'm going to just peek into real quick,

7:36 going to just peek into real quick,

7:36 going to just peek into real quick, then move along. Oh, come on. There are

7:39 then move along. Oh, come on. There are

7:39 then move along. Oh, come on. There are some rad t-shirts in here. All right.

7:41 some rad t-shirts in here. All right.

7:41 some rad t-shirts in here. All right. They're quite pricey, but I did purchase

7:43 They're quite pricey, but I did purchase

7:43 They're quite pricey, but I did purchase a couple of stickers so I could remember

7:45 a couple of stickers so I could remember

7:45 a couple of stickers so I could remember the Alamo. They're pricey because the

7:47 the Alamo. They're pricey because the

7:47 the Alamo. They're pricey because the money goes back into all of this, so I

7:49 money goes back into all of this, so I

7:49 money goes back into all of this, so I fully support that. Here you have some

7:52 fully support that. Here you have some

7:52 fully support that. Here you have some of the old original walls, some uh

7:54 of the old original walls, some uh

7:54 of the old original walls, some uh statues of the Alamo Defenders. Here you

7:57 statues of the Alamo Defenders. Here you

7:57 statues of the Alamo Defenders. Here you got uh William Barrett Travis, a very

8:01 got uh William Barrett Travis, a very

8:01 got uh William Barrett Travis, a very important Alamo Defender, and Emily West

8:03 important Alamo Defender, and Emily West

8:03 important Alamo Defender, and Emily West Morgan, the yellow rose of Texas

8:07 Morgan, the yellow rose of Texas

8:07 Morgan, the yellow rose of Texas herself. It is a beautiful place and a

8:09 herself. It is a beautiful place and a

8:09 herself. It is a beautiful place and a great place to stop. Worth a trip in and

8:11 great place to stop. Worth a trip in and

8:11 great place to stop. Worth a trip in and of itself. But of course, I'm not in San

8:13 of itself. But of course, I'm not in San

8:14 of itself. But of course, I'm not in San Antonio strictly because of the Alamo.

8:16 Antonio strictly because of the Alamo.

8:16 Antonio strictly because of the Alamo. I'm passing through on my journey home

8:19 I'm passing through on my journey home

8:19 I'm passing through on my journey home on my vision quest and uh was in Florida

8:23 on my vision quest and uh was in Florida

8:23 on my vision quest and uh was in Florida for a funeral and a burial. Not the most

8:26 for a funeral and a burial. Not the most

8:26 for a funeral and a burial. Not the most fun thing ever. For my friend Adam the

8:28 fun thing ever. For my friend Adam the

8:28 fun thing ever. For my friend Adam the Woo, who by the way loved the Alamo.

8:30 Woo, who by the way loved the Alamo.

8:30 Woo, who by the way loved the Alamo. Anytime he or I would come here, we sent

8:31 Anytime he or I would come here, we sent

8:31 Anytime he or I would come here, we sent a picture to each other. In fact, he

8:33 a picture to each other. In fact, he

8:33 a picture to each other. In fact, he even had a little Alamo tattoo on his

8:36 even had a little Alamo tattoo on his

8:36 even had a little Alamo tattoo on his arm. Mostly because of Peewee, but also

8:39 arm. Mostly because of Peewee, but also

8:39 arm. Mostly because of Peewee, but also because of the Alamo itself. By the way,

8:40 because of the Alamo itself. By the way,

8:40 because of the Alamo itself. By the way, there are Pee-Wee bike stickers in the

8:42 there are Pee-Wee bike stickers in the

8:42 there are Pee-Wee bike stickers in the gift shop. Here it is right here. I had

8:45 gift shop. Here it is right here. I had

8:45 gift shop. Here it is right here. I had to get those. I'm going to stick them

8:46 to get those. I'm going to stick them

8:46 to get those. I'm going to stick them inside my van when I get home. Oh, wow.

8:48 inside my van when I get home. Oh, wow.

8:48 inside my van when I get home. Oh, wow. Dude, look at that.

8:51 Dude, look at that.

8:51 Dude, look at that. The Alamo. I don't think this guy needs

8:53 The Alamo. I don't think this guy needs

8:53 The Alamo. I don't think this guy needs any explanation. I think we all know who

8:55 any explanation. I think we all know who

8:55 any explanation. I think we all know who this is meant to represent. None other

8:58 this is meant to represent. None other

8:58 this is meant to represent. None other than Davy Crockett. Quite a legend. Did

9:02 than Davy Crockett. Quite a legend. Did

9:02 than Davy Crockett. Quite a legend. Did a lot of research on Davy Crockett. I

9:03 a lot of research on Davy Crockett. I

9:03 a lot of research on Davy Crockett. I was going to do a whole Davy Crockett

9:05 was going to do a whole Davy Crockett

9:05 was going to do a whole Davy Crockett themed road trip in 2020. Of course,

9:08 themed road trip in 2020. Of course,

9:08 themed road trip in 2020. Of course, 2020 had other plans for us all. Very

9:12 2020 had other plans for us all. Very

9:12 2020 had other plans for us all. Very strange. The real history of Davy

9:13 strange. The real history of Davy

9:13 strange. The real history of Davy Crockett leaves a lot left to be

9:16 Crockett leaves a lot left to be

9:16 Crockett leaves a lot left to be desired, but also leaves you a lot more

9:19 desired, but also leaves you a lot more

9:19 desired, but also leaves you a lot more to admire than the films. Definitely an

9:22 to admire than the films. Definitely an

9:22 to admire than the films. Definitely an interesting character. That is for sure.

9:23 interesting character. That is for sure.

9:24 interesting character. That is for sure. Going inside really reminds you that the

9:25 Going inside really reminds you that the

9:25 Going inside really reminds you that the church was just one small part

9:29 church was just one small part

9:29 church was just one small part of the kind of fort built up to defend

9:32 of the kind of fort built up to defend

9:32 of the kind of fort built up to defend the Alamo down here. And uh you could

9:36 the Alamo down here. And uh you could

9:36 the Alamo down here. And uh you could really tell in the models like look how

9:38 really tell in the models like look how

9:38 really tell in the models like look how vast the area was in front of it that

9:40 vast the area was in front of it that

9:40 vast the area was in front of it that they were actually defending. And it

9:42 they were actually defending. And it

9:42 they were actually defending. And it really hits home when you walk outside

9:44 really hits home when you walk outside

9:44 really hits home when you walk outside of the chapel and realize most of that

9:46 of the chapel and realize most of that

9:46 of the chapel and realize most of that space is taken up by buildings and

9:48 space is taken up by buildings and

9:48 space is taken up by buildings and streets now. So, no wonder they're

9:50 streets now. So, no wonder they're

9:50 streets now. So, no wonder they're trying to recover some of the site and

9:51 trying to recover some of the site and

9:51 trying to recover some of the site and build all this new stuff out here

9:53 build all this new stuff out here

9:53 build all this new stuff out here because the men

9:55 because the men

9:55 because the men who gave their lives for Texas

9:57 who gave their lives for Texas

9:57 who gave their lives for Texas independence

9:59 independence

9:59 independence did so throughout this whole downtown

10:01 did so throughout this whole downtown

10:01 did so throughout this whole downtown area. Wasn't limited to just the church.

10:03 area. Wasn't limited to just the church.

10:03 area. Wasn't limited to just the church. Very strange seeing the state troopers

10:06 Very strange seeing the state troopers

10:06 Very strange seeing the state troopers out in front with their cowboy hats. I

10:08 out in front with their cowboy hats. I

10:08 out in front with their cowboy hats. I feel like I'm going to get scolded at

10:09 feel like I'm going to get scolded at

10:09 feel like I'm going to get scolded at any second. Seeing all this construction

10:10 any second. Seeing all this construction

10:10 any second. Seeing all this construction is absolutely astounding to me cuz this

10:13 is absolutely astounding to me cuz this

10:13 is absolutely astounding to me cuz this used to be just like bars and nightife

10:15 used to be just like bars and nightife

10:15 used to be just like bars and nightife and hokey tourist attractions outside.

10:18 and hokey tourist attractions outside.

10:18 and hokey tourist attractions outside. Traffic used to go by on this street.

10:20 Traffic used to go by on this street.

10:20 Traffic used to go by on this street. You know, people blaring their hip-hop

10:22 You know, people blaring their hip-hop

10:22 You know, people blaring their hip-hop music, those hooligans. It's very

10:23 music, those hooligans. It's very

10:23 music, those hooligans. It's very exciting to see what this will all end

10:25 exciting to see what this will all end

10:25 exciting to see what this will all end up looking like in the future. Basically

10:27 up looking like in the future. Basically

10:27 up looking like in the future. Basically just waiting around now because they're

10:28 just waiting around now because they're

10:28 just waiting around now because they're supposed to fire off some musketss in

10:30 supposed to fire off some musketss in

10:30 supposed to fire off some musketss in about 20 minutes. And uh there's no

10:33 about 20 minutes. And uh there's no

10:33 about 20 minutes. And uh there's no point scadaddling until we see that.

10:35 point scadaddling until we see that.

10:35 point scadaddling until we see that. Just roaming around while I'm waiting

10:37 Just roaming around while I'm waiting

10:37 Just roaming around while I'm waiting for the musket firing. Look at this. You

10:39 for the musket firing. Look at this. You

10:39 for the musket firing. Look at this. You can get some vapes over here and also

10:42 can get some vapes over here and also

10:42 can get some vapes over here and also some less expensive t-shirts if you're

10:44 some less expensive t-shirts if you're

10:44 some less expensive t-shirts if you're so inclined. Of course, the money from

10:46 so inclined. Of course, the money from

10:46 so inclined. Of course, the money from the more expensive ones at the gift shop

10:48 the more expensive ones at the gift shop

10:48 the more expensive ones at the gift shop goes towards the Alamo Reconstruction

10:51 goes towards the Alamo Reconstruction

10:51 goes towards the Alamo Reconstruction and Preservation. But if you just want

10:52 and Preservation. But if you just want

10:52 and Preservation. But if you just want the most bang for your buck, come out to

10:54 the most bang for your buck, come out to

10:54 the most bang for your buck, come out to Liberty, your onestop shop. Running away

10:57 Liberty, your onestop shop. Running away

10:57 Liberty, your onestop shop. Running away a little farther. Of course, I had to

10:59 a little farther. Of course, I had to

10:59 a little farther. Of course, I had to come down and check out the Riverwalk,

11:01 come down and check out the Riverwalk,

11:01 come down and check out the Riverwalk, which was just closed by ice a few days

11:03 which was just closed by ice a few days

11:03 which was just closed by ice a few days ago. What the heck, Johnny Depp? This is

11:05 ago. What the heck, Johnny Depp? This is

11:05 ago. What the heck, Johnny Depp? This is like the most beautiful and cool part of

11:08 like the most beautiful and cool part of

11:08 like the most beautiful and cool part of San Antonio. I mean, other than the

11:09 San Antonio. I mean, other than the

11:09 San Antonio. I mean, other than the Alamo itself. Look what they've done

11:11 Alamo itself. Look what they've done

11:11 Alamo itself. Look what they've done with their river here. And we got a

11:13 with their river here. And we got a

11:13 with their river here. And we got a massive river running through Anaheim,

11:15 massive river running through Anaheim,

11:15 massive river running through Anaheim, California, where I'm from. It looks

11:17 California, where I'm from. It looks

11:17 California, where I'm from. It looks nothing like this. It's gorgeous. You

11:18 nothing like this. It's gorgeous. You

11:18 nothing like this. It's gorgeous. You got hotels and restaurants down here. I

11:21 got hotels and restaurants down here. I

11:21 got hotels and restaurants down here. I was going to say, look at these

11:22 was going to say, look at these

11:22 was going to say, look at these beautiful flower pots. Look how much

11:24 beautiful flower pots. Look how much

11:24 beautiful flower pots. Look how much people care down here. And then of

11:26 people care down here. And then of

11:26 people care down here. And then of course there's the can of Kors Light. It

11:29 course there's the can of Kors Light. It

11:29 course there's the can of Kors Light. It wouldn't be a party without it. I don't

11:30 wouldn't be a party without it. I don't

11:30 wouldn't be a party without it. I don't know why, but I love that the Rainforest

11:34 know why, but I love that the Rainforest

11:34 know why, but I love that the Rainforest Cafe is down here.

11:37 Cafe is down here.

11:37 Cafe is down here. It just seems It just seems perfect for

11:39 It just seems It just seems perfect for

11:39 It just seems It just seems perfect for some reason. and CVS. You can come to

11:43 some reason. and CVS. You can come to

11:43 some reason. and CVS. You can come to CVS. There's a five and dime across the

11:45 CVS. There's a five and dime across the

11:45 CVS. There's a five and dime across the way. Very quiet out here. Every other

11:48 way. Very quiet out here. Every other

11:48 way. Very quiet out here. Every other time I've been here, there's all kinds

11:49 time I've been here, there's all kinds

11:49 time I've been here, there's all kinds of people eating and drinking. I mean,

11:51 of people eating and drinking. I mean,

11:51 of people eating and drinking. I mean, it is kind of early in the morning.

11:52 it is kind of early in the morning.

11:52 it is kind of early in the morning. Well, not really. We're getting towards

11:54 Well, not really. We're getting towards

11:54 Well, not really. We're getting towards noon, but still, it's more of a

11:56 noon, but still, it's more of a

11:56 noon, but still, it's more of a nighttime place. I guess that winter

11:58 nighttime place. I guess that winter

11:58 nighttime place. I guess that winter storm did a doozy on uh on travelers

12:01 storm did a doozy on uh on travelers

12:02 storm did a doozy on uh on travelers right now, so I feel kind of spoiled. I

12:03 right now, so I feel kind of spoiled. I

12:03 right now, so I feel kind of spoiled. I got the whole Riverwalk to myself at the

12:05 got the whole Riverwalk to myself at the

12:05 got the whole Riverwalk to myself at the moment. No, kids, if you see a sign like

12:07 moment. No, kids, if you see a sign like

12:07 moment. No, kids, if you see a sign like this, don't do it. And ah a riverwalk

12:09 this, don't do it. And ah a riverwalk

12:09 this, don't do it. And ah a riverwalk cat.

12:11 cat.

12:12 cat. It doesn't want to be friends. Just

12:13 It doesn't want to be friends. Just

12:13 It doesn't want to be friends. Just wants to look. He just likes to hold it.

12:19 wants to look. He just likes to hold it.

12:19 wants to look. He just likes to hold it. If not friend, why friend shaped? All

12:21 If not friend, why friend shaped? All

12:21 If not friend, why friend shaped? All right, back up to the surface. Back up

12:23 right, back up to the surface. Back up

12:23 right, back up to the surface. Back up to the Alamo. Oh, it's so loud down

12:26 to the Alamo. Oh, it's so loud down

12:26 to the Alamo. Oh, it's so loud down here. Don't they know we're trying to

12:29 here. Don't they know we're trying to

12:29 here. Don't they know we're trying to film random land? I feel like John Wick

12:32 film random land? I feel like John Wick

12:32 film random land? I feel like John Wick would be very pleased with what's about

12:34 would be very pleased with what's about

12:34 would be very pleased with what's about to happen down here. Oh, here they come.

12:38 to happen down here. Oh, here they come.

12:38 to happen down here. Oh, here they come. The brave Alamo defenders.

12:42 The brave Alamo defenders.

12:42 The brave Alamo defenders. H. This lady's loading her musket or

12:45 H. This lady's loading her musket or

12:45 H. This lady's loading her musket or rifle. Probably musket.

12:48 rifle. Probably musket.

12:48 rifle. Probably musket. >> Thank you.

12:54 >> Oh my gosh, that was loud. By the way,

12:54 >> Oh my gosh, that was loud. By the way, she did have a rifle.

12:56 she did have a rifle.

12:56 she did have a rifle. >> The other guys have muskets to 100 yard.

12:59 >> The other guys have muskets to 100 yard.

12:59 >> The other guys have muskets to 100 yard. But they're not necessarily worried to

13:01 But they're not necessarily worried to

13:01 But they're not necessarily worried to all the men fighting in the Texas

13:02 all the men fighting in the Texas

13:02 all the men fighting in the Texas Revolution against Mexico as land

13:04 Revolution against Mexico as land

13:04 Revolution against Mexico as land pirates. They are not to receive any

13:07 pirates. They are not to receive any

13:07 pirates. They are not to receive any court or they are not to be taken

13:09 court or they are not to be taken

13:09 court or they are not to be taken prison. So they will fight to the death.

13:11 prison. So they will fight to the death.

13:12 prison. So they will fight to the death. >> Ready.

13:36 All right. The firing has ceased.

13:36 All right. The firing has ceased. Nothing to do now but make my way back

13:39 Nothing to do now but make my way back

13:39 Nothing to do now but make my way back to the car. Dude, the amount of time

13:42 to the car. Dude, the amount of time

13:42 to the car. Dude, the amount of time that they have to load between shots.

13:45 that they have to load between shots.

13:45 that they have to load between shots. Imagine the anxiety you would feel in

13:47 Imagine the anxiety you would feel in

13:47 Imagine the anxiety you would feel in between each one of those. Just the

13:49 between each one of those. Just the

13:49 between each one of those. Just the enemy coming towards you, the whole

13:50 enemy coming towards you, the whole

13:50 enemy coming towards you, the whole deal. Crazy. Speaking of deals, look at

13:52 deal. Crazy. Speaking of deals, look at

13:52 deal. Crazy. Speaking of deals, look at this. The two taco meal deal. Come on

13:54 this. The two taco meal deal. Come on

13:54 this. The two taco meal deal. Come on down to the Alamo and get yourself a

13:56 down to the Alamo and get yourself a

13:56 down to the Alamo and get yourself a bargain. All right. San Antonio has many

13:58 bargain. All right. San Antonio has many

13:58 bargain. All right. San Antonio has many attractions, but chief among them is one

14:00 attractions, but chief among them is one

14:00 attractions, but chief among them is one of my favorite friends who lives down

14:03 of my favorite friends who lives down

14:03 of my favorite friends who lives down here in San Antonio. my good friend

14:05 here in San Antonio. my good friend

14:05 here in San Antonio. my good friend Oscar Lopez, who I have not seen for

14:07 Oscar Lopez, who I have not seen for

14:08 Oscar Lopez, who I have not seen for many years. In fact, since the last time

14:10 many years. In fact, since the last time

14:10 many years. In fact, since the last time I was down here at the Alamo, going to

14:12 I was down here at the Alamo, going to

14:12 I was down here at the Alamo, going to grab the car, saddle up, go see my

14:14 grab the car, saddle up, go see my

14:14 grab the car, saddle up, go see my buddy.

14:15 buddy.

14:15 buddy. >> You may remember my friend Oscar from

14:17 >> You may remember my friend Oscar from

14:17 >> You may remember my friend Oscar from such adventures as the Clown Motel, some

14:20 such adventures as the Clown Motel, some

14:20 such adventures as the Clown Motel, some Death Valley Star Wars filming

14:22 Death Valley Star Wars filming

14:22 Death Valley Star Wars filming locations, and of course, his own

14:23 locations, and of course, his own

14:23 locations, and of course, his own YouTube channel that he had for a while,

14:25 YouTube channel that he had for a while,

14:25 YouTube channel that he had for a while, Oscars Odyssey. He moved back home to

14:28 Oscars Odyssey. He moved back home to

14:28 Oscars Odyssey. He moved back home to San Antonio a few years ago. Pretty

14:30 San Antonio a few years ago. Pretty

14:30 San Antonio a few years ago. Pretty stoked to see him. Apparently, the most

14:32 stoked to see him. Apparently, the most

14:32 stoked to see him. Apparently, the most popular video on his channel was here at

14:35 popular video on his channel was here at

14:35 popular video on his channel was here at the Snake Farm Zoo. Oscar's back. What's

14:38 the Snake Farm Zoo. Oscar's back. What's

14:38 the Snake Farm Zoo. Oscar's back. What's up, dude?

14:39 up, dude?

14:39 up, dude? >> Nothing much.

14:39 >> Nothing much.

14:39 >> Nothing much. >> You like this freaking snake farm? It's

14:41 >> You like this freaking snake farm? It's

14:41 >> You like this freaking snake farm? It's your favorite place. We're going to

14:43 your favorite place. We're going to

14:43 your favorite place. We're going to >> I'm always here. That's why I don't make

14:44 >> I'm always here. That's why I don't make

14:44 >> I'm always here. That's why I don't make videos anymore.

14:45 videos anymore.

14:45 videos anymore. >> Cuz you're just always here. You did the

14:47 >> Cuz you're just always here. You did the

14:47 >> Cuz you're just always here. You did the one video. What's there What's there to

14:49 one video. What's there What's there to

14:49 one video. What's there What's there to do now?

14:49 do now?

14:49 do now? >> I don't know.

14:50 >> I don't know.

14:50 >> I don't know. >> Oscar works at a hospital. Sort of.

14:52 >> Oscar works at a hospital. Sort of.

14:52 >> Oscar works at a hospital. Sort of. >> Yeah, sort of.

14:52 >> Yeah, sort of.

14:52 >> Yeah, sort of. >> Kind of. You sort of saved people's

14:54 >> Kind of. You sort of saved people's

14:54 >> Kind of. You sort of saved people's lives, right? You saved a life for two.

14:56 lives, right? You saved a life for two.

14:56 lives, right? You saved a life for two. >> One or two.

14:57 >> One or two.

14:57 >> One or two. >> He's not a doctor, though, so don't ask

14:58 >> He's not a doctor, though, so don't ask

14:58 >> He's not a doctor, though, so don't ask him for money. I used to see this sign

15:01 him for money. I used to see this sign

15:01 him for money. I used to see this sign off the side of the highway way back in

15:03 off the side of the highway way back in

15:03 off the side of the highway way back in the day, but I have never gone in the

15:05 the day, but I have never gone in the

15:05 the day, but I have never gone in the Snake Farm Zoo. And like snake farms

15:08 Snake Farm Zoo. And like snake farms

15:08 Snake Farm Zoo. And like snake farms were such a popular attraction back in

15:10 were such a popular attraction back in

15:10 were such a popular attraction back in the day along like Texas highways,

15:13 the day along like Texas highways,

15:13 the day along like Texas highways, Louisiana highways, all the way west to

15:15 Louisiana highways, all the way west to

15:15 Louisiana highways, all the way west to California before the era of Disneyland.

15:18 California before the era of Disneyland.

15:18 California before the era of Disneyland. Dude, the snake farm was king. We're

15:21 Dude, the snake farm was king. We're

15:21 Dude, the snake farm was king. We're bringing it back today. Kicking it back

15:22 bringing it back today. Kicking it back

15:22 bringing it back today. Kicking it back old school. Well, the Alamo and the

15:24 old school. Well, the Alamo and the

15:24 old school. Well, the Alamo and the Snake Farm, which by the way has a very

15:25 Snake Farm, which by the way has a very

15:25 Snake Farm, which by the way has a very Alamo-ish.

15:27 Alamo-ish.

15:27 Alamo-ish. Is everything here shaped like that? I

15:29 Is everything here shaped like that? I

15:29 Is everything here shaped like that? I think it is.

15:29 think it is.

15:29 think it is. >> Dude, we drove past the dentist office

15:31 >> Dude, we drove past the dentist office

15:31 >> Dude, we drove past the dentist office shaped like the Alamo. The Taco Bell's

15:33 shaped like the Alamo. The Taco Bell's

15:33 shaped like the Alamo. The Taco Bell's kind of shaped like the Everything's

15:34 kind of shaped like the Everything's

15:34 kind of shaped like the Everything's shaped like the Alamo.

15:35 shaped like the Alamo.

15:35 shaped like the Alamo. >> This has definitely been upgraded since

15:37 >> This has definitely been upgraded since

15:37 >> This has definitely been upgraded since I was last.

15:37 I was last.

15:37 I was last. >> I know. It looks nice and it smells

15:39 >> I know. It looks nice and it smells

15:39 >> I know. It looks nice and it smells nice. And I guess I'm passing by cages

15:41 nice. And I guess I'm passing by cages

15:41 nice. And I guess I'm passing by cages already with What's What are What What

15:44 already with What's What are What What

15:44 already with What's What are What What are these? Snakes. Oh my lord, Oscar. A

15:47 are these? Snakes. Oh my lord, Oscar. A

15:47 are these? Snakes. Oh my lord, Oscar. A snake

15:49 snake

15:49 snake at the snake zoo. Get out of town. I

15:51 at the snake zoo. Get out of town. I

15:51 at the snake zoo. Get out of town. I just randomly told Oscar like, "Hey, you

15:53 just randomly told Oscar like, "Hey, you

15:53 just randomly told Oscar like, "Hey, you got to hold this." And handed him the

15:56 got to hold this." And handed him the

15:56 got to hold this." And handed him the the uh what's it called? The petting zoo

15:58 the uh what's it called? The petting zoo

15:58 the uh what's it called? The petting zoo food.

15:59 food.

15:59 food. >> Yeah, the feed.

16:00 >> Yeah, the feed.

16:00 >> Yeah, the feed. >> I just don't like holding things.

16:01 >> I just don't like holding things.

16:01 >> I just don't like holding things. >> No branding.

16:01 >> No branding.

16:02 >> No branding. >> So, there it is. The snake farm zoo. And

16:05 >> So, there it is. The snake farm zoo. And

16:05 >> So, there it is. The snake farm zoo. And uh I asked about filming. Filming is

16:07 uh I asked about filming. Filming is

16:07 uh I asked about filming. Filming is okay. They have some animal encounters

16:08 okay. They have some animal encounters

16:08 okay. They have some animal encounters here that look pretty good, but no

16:10 here that look pretty good, but no

16:10 here that look pretty good, but no filming of the animal encounter. So,

16:12 filming of the animal encounter. So,

16:12 filming of the animal encounter. So, we're not going to hold the fenic fox

16:14 we're not going to hold the fenic fox

16:14 we're not going to hold the fenic fox today as much as I want to. Dude, I want

16:16 today as much as I want to. Dude, I want

16:16 today as much as I want to. Dude, I want to hold a fox. They look soft.

16:17 to hold a fox. They look soft.

16:17 to hold a fox. They look soft. >> They do. Oh, look at that Arizona black

16:20 >> They do. Oh, look at that Arizona black

16:20 >> They do. Oh, look at that Arizona black rattlesnake. I almost stepped on a

16:22 rattlesnake. I almost stepped on a

16:22 rattlesnake. I almost stepped on a rattlesnake in Amarillo or like outside

16:24 rattlesnake in Amarillo or like outside

16:24 rattlesnake in Amarillo or like outside Amarillo last year when I was with

16:25 Amarillo last year when I was with

16:25 Amarillo last year when I was with London doing Route 66. Nope.

16:27 London doing Route 66. Nope.

16:27 London doing Route 66. Nope. >> I almost stepped right on I yelled an

16:30 >> I almost stepped right on I yelled an

16:30 >> I almost stepped right on I yelled an expletive and London has never let me

16:32 expletive and London has never let me

16:32 expletive and London has never let me live it down. Oh, here's a uh

16:36 live it down. Oh, here's a uh

16:36 live it down. Oh, here's a uh Madagascar treeboa. Oscar just told me

16:39 Madagascar treeboa. Oscar just told me

16:39 Madagascar treeboa. Oscar just told me that he heard that rattlesnakes are

16:41 that he heard that rattlesnakes are

16:41 that he heard that rattlesnakes are evolving to not rattle.

16:43 evolving to not rattle.

16:43 evolving to not rattle. >> Yes.

16:43 >> Yes.

16:43 >> Yes. >> So that we don't kill them.

16:44 >> So that we don't kill them.

16:44 >> So that we don't kill them. >> Yeah. So we don't

16:45 >> Yeah. So we don't

16:45 >> Yeah. So we don't >> So now they're going to be silent but

16:47 >> So now they're going to be silent but

16:47 >> So now they're going to be silent but deadly.

16:47 deadly.

16:47 deadly. >> Yes. But they're going to have the

16:48 >> Yes. But they're going to have the

16:48 >> Yes. But they're going to have the rattle. It's just that they're not going

16:50 rattle. It's just that they're not going

16:50 rattle. It's just that they're not going to use it.

16:51 to use it.

16:51 to use it. >> Dude, they did too good of a job on

16:53 >> Dude, they did too good of a job on

16:53 >> Dude, they did too good of a job on these habitats cuz the snakes really

16:56 these habitats cuz the snakes really

16:56 these habitats cuz the snakes really blend in. It's kind of fun though. It's

16:58 blend in. It's kind of fun though. It's

16:58 blend in. It's kind of fun though. It's like where's Waldo? Like you really have

17:00 like where's Waldo? Like you really have

17:00 like where's Waldo? Like you really have to work for it.

17:01 to work for it.

17:01 to work for it. >> This one's good.

17:01 >> This one's good.

17:02 >> This one's good. >> Which one's good?

17:02 >> Which one's good?

17:02 >> Which one's good? >> Look for that one. Look at the snake in

17:05 >> Look for that one. Look at the snake in

17:05 >> Look for that one. Look at the snake in there.

17:06 there.

17:06 there. >> I do not. Oh my gosh. Now I see it.

17:07 >> I do not. Oh my gosh. Now I see it.

17:07 >> I do not. Oh my gosh. Now I see it. >> Yeah. There's two of them.

17:09 >> Yeah. There's two of them.

17:09 >> Yeah. There's two of them. >> There's two of them.

17:10 >> There's two of them.

17:10 >> There's two of them. >> Yeah.

17:11 >> Yeah.

17:11 >> Yeah. >> Together. Oh yeah. Look at their two

17:12 >> Together. Oh yeah. Look at their two

17:12 >> Together. Oh yeah. Look at their two little heads.

17:14 little heads.

17:14 little heads. Are they venomous, Oscar? They have

17:16 Are they venomous, Oscar? They have

17:16 Are they venomous, Oscar? They have rattles. Probably. Oh, yeah. Tiger

17:19 rattles. Probably. Oh, yeah. Tiger

17:19 rattles. Probably. Oh, yeah. Tiger rattlesnake.

17:21 rattlesnake.

17:21 rattlesnake. I wonder if they had those at the Tiger

17:23 I wonder if they had those at the Tiger

17:23 I wonder if they had those at the Tiger King place.

17:25 King place.

17:25 King place. That's a That's the worst joke, Dude.

17:27 That's a That's the worst joke, Dude.

17:27 That's a That's the worst joke, Dude. That's bad. That's just dumb.

17:29 That's bad. That's just dumb.

17:29 That's bad. That's just dumb. >> Okay. Supposedly, there's a bird eater.

17:33 >> Okay. Supposedly, there's a bird eater.

17:34 >> Okay. Supposedly, there's a bird eater. >> I wonder if they haded the tiger.

17:37 >> I wonder if they haded the tiger.

17:37 >> I wonder if they haded the tiger. They had a bird eater tarantula

17:41 They had a bird eater tarantula

17:41 They had a bird eater tarantula right here, but we cannot find it. It's

17:44 right here, but we cannot find it. It's

17:44 right here, but we cannot find it. It's supposed to be like the biggest

17:45 supposed to be like the biggest

17:46 supposed to be like the biggest tarantula, I think. Not that I love

17:48 tarantula, I think. Not that I love

17:48 tarantula, I think. Not that I love spiders, but I wanted to see it, but

17:51 spiders, but I wanted to see it, but

17:51 spiders, but I wanted to see it, but he's hiding in the dark recesses of one

17:53 he's hiding in the dark recesses of one

17:53 he's hiding in the dark recesses of one of those house plants my grandma has, I

17:55 of those house plants my grandma has, I

17:55 of those house plants my grandma has, I will say. Oh, see this one? He's into

17:58 will say. Oh, see this one? He's into

17:58 will say. Oh, see this one? He's into it. Look at that. He wants to be seen.

18:01 it. Look at that. He wants to be seen.

18:01 it. Look at that. He wants to be seen. Look at the size of those eyes.

18:05 Look at the size of those eyes.

18:06 Look at the size of those eyes. Jeez, look at those ohos. Oscar, we were

18:08 Jeez, look at those ohos. Oscar, we were

18:08 Jeez, look at those ohos. Oscar, we were looking at the tarantula cage and

18:10 looking at the tarantula cage and

18:10 looking at the tarantula cage and Oscar's like, "What if the guy came out

18:11 Oscar's like, "What if the guy came out

18:11 Oscar's like, "What if the guy came out and said, "Oh, that one's not in there."

18:14 and said, "Oh, that one's not in there."

18:14 and said, "Oh, that one's not in there." I wouldn't know the difference. There's

18:16 I wouldn't know the difference. There's

18:16 I wouldn't know the difference. There's the California, what is a California

18:17 the California, what is a California

18:17 the California, what is a California king snake?

18:18 king snake?

18:18 king snake? >> Yeah.

18:20 >> Yeah. >> He doesn't mind being on camera. He's

18:21 >> He doesn't mind being on camera. He's

18:21 >> He doesn't mind being on camera. He's from California. There's the red

18:23 from California. There's the red

18:23 from California. There's the red spitting cobra. These snakes are very

18:24 spitting cobra. These snakes are very

18:24 spitting cobra. These snakes are very shy.

18:27 shy.

18:27 shy. >> Not as active as the ones I saw in

18:29 >> Not as active as the ones I saw in

18:29 >> Not as active as the ones I saw in Raiders of the Lost Arc. Look at this

18:30 Raiders of the Lost Arc. Look at this

18:30 Raiders of the Lost Arc. Look at this puff adder down here.

18:34 puff adder down here.

18:34 puff adder down here. I don't think uh that would be a good

18:36 I don't think uh that would be a good

18:36 I don't think uh that would be a good thing to step on out in the wild.

18:40 thing to step on out in the wild.

18:40 thing to step on out in the wild. Pretty sure he's pretty Oh, it changed.

18:42 Pretty sure he's pretty Oh, it changed.

18:42 Pretty sure he's pretty Oh, it changed. But pretty sure he's pretty deadly.

18:45 But pretty sure he's pretty deadly.

18:45 But pretty sure he's pretty deadly. >> Yeah, he's a viper. He's deadly. That's

18:47 >> Yeah, he's a viper. He's deadly. That's

18:47 >> Yeah, he's a viper. He's deadly. That's why they call him the puff daddy.

18:54 I'm not on my today. I can't do it.

18:54 I'm not on my today. I can't do it. What' you say?

18:54 What' you say?

18:54 What' you say? >> I thought they were touchreens, but

18:56 >> I thought they were touchreens, but

18:56 >> I thought they were touchreens, but they're not.

18:56 they're not.

18:56 they're not. >> No, it was like it's a Hila monster.

19:00 >> No, it was like it's a Hila monster.

19:00 >> No, it was like it's a Hila monster. I saw one of those one time in the wild

19:03 I saw one of those one time in the wild

19:03 I saw one of those one time in the wild finally in Arizona like at a truck stop

19:05 finally in Arizona like at a truck stop

19:05 finally in Arizona like at a truck stop just cruising around. There was a big

19:08 just cruising around. There was a big

19:08 just cruising around. There was a big freaking uh Roadrunner and a Hila

19:11 freaking uh Roadrunner and a Hila

19:11 freaking uh Roadrunner and a Hila monster. It was like a nature center

19:13 monster. It was like a nature center

19:13 monster. It was like a nature center that day. Oh, something's moving. Yes,

19:16 that day. Oh, something's moving. Yes,

19:16 that day. Oh, something's moving. Yes, keep moving.

19:18 keep moving.

19:18 keep moving. We need dynamic shots. Oh, this guy's

19:22 We need dynamic shots. Oh, this guy's

19:22 We need dynamic shots. Oh, this guy's not moving. Look at him. He's judging

19:23 not moving. Look at him. He's judging

19:23 not moving. Look at him. He's judging me.

19:26 me.

19:26 me. He's not into the jokes. It's okay.

19:27 He's not into the jokes. It's okay.

19:27 He's not into the jokes. It's okay. Neither am I. Oh, are there turtles?

19:30 Neither am I. Oh, are there turtles?

19:30 Neither am I. Oh, are there turtles? Flat ass turtles.

19:32 Flat ass turtles.

19:32 Flat ass turtles. >> You're like so surprised. You're like,

19:33 >> You're like so surprised. You're like,

19:34 >> You're like so surprised. You're like, they're flat turtles. Somebody stepped

19:36 they're flat turtles. Somebody stepped

19:36 they're flat turtles. Somebody stepped on them.

19:37 on them.

19:37 on them. >> Not cool.

19:37 >> Not cool.

19:38 >> Not cool. >> Oh, there's a whole bunch of them.

19:39 >> Oh, there's a whole bunch of them.

19:39 >> Oh, there's a whole bunch of them. >> I know.

19:40 >> I know.

19:40 >> I know. >> What the heck? Why are they all flat

19:41 >> What the heck? Why are they all flat

19:41 >> What the heck? Why are they all flat like that?

19:42 like that?

19:42 like that? >> That is weird. Pancake tortoise. That

19:44 >> That is weird. Pancake tortoise. That

19:44 >> That is weird. Pancake tortoise. That makes sense.

19:45 makes sense.

19:45 makes sense. >> Pancake tortoise. I've never even heard

19:46 >> Pancake tortoise. I've never even heard

19:46 >> Pancake tortoise. I've never even heard of that before. Oh, it's from Africa.

19:48 of that before. Oh, it's from Africa.

19:48 of that before. Oh, it's from Africa. I've never been to Africa. Just watching

19:50 I've never been to Africa. Just watching

19:50 I've never been to Africa. Just watching that lizard move down there, which I

19:52 that lizard move down there, which I

19:52 that lizard move down there, which I don't know what it's called. Oh, ornate

19:54 don't know what it's called. Oh, ornate

19:54 don't know what it's called. Oh, ornate spinytailed lizard. The digital sign has

19:56 spinytailed lizard. The digital sign has

19:56 spinytailed lizard. The digital sign has come to my a look at this guy. Yes, they

20:01 come to my a look at this guy. Yes, they

20:01 come to my a look at this guy. Yes, they needed you in Jurassic Park.

20:04 needed you in Jurassic Park.

20:04 needed you in Jurassic Park. I don't know. I don't know why. All

20:05 I don't know. I don't know why. All

20:06 I don't know. I don't know why. All right, there's more snakes here at the

20:09 right, there's more snakes here at the

20:09 right, there's more snakes here at the snake museum than I was expecting. But

20:11 snake museum than I was expecting. But

20:11 snake museum than I was expecting. But look at this over here. We got some

20:13 look at this over here. We got some

20:13 look at this over here. We got some crocodiles. Those are the cutest

20:16 crocodiles. Those are the cutest

20:16 crocodiles. Those are the cutest crocodiles I've ever seen.

20:21 crocodiles I've ever seen.

20:21 crocodiles I've ever seen. Dwarf crocodiles. West African dwarf

20:24 Dwarf crocodiles. West African dwarf

20:24 Dwarf crocodiles. West African dwarf crocodiles.

20:26 crocodiles.

20:26 crocodiles. Might be the cutest

20:33 monsters I've ever seen. Oh my gosh.

20:33 monsters I've ever seen. Oh my gosh. It's impossible to give you a sense of

20:35 It's impossible to give you a sense of

20:35 It's impossible to give you a sense of scale, but that's like a fulls size log.

20:38 scale, but that's like a fulls size log.

20:38 scale, but that's like a fulls size log. Look at the size

20:41 Look at the size

20:41 Look at the size of those. What are they? Boa

20:43 of those. What are they? Boa

20:43 of those. What are they? Boa constrictors or something. They're huge.

20:45 constrictors or something. They're huge.

20:45 constrictors or something. They're huge. >> We need to get more science in here.

20:46 >> We need to get more science in here.

20:46 >> We need to get more science in here. >> Yeah, they need more. Oh, it's

20:48 >> Yeah, they need more. Oh, it's

20:48 >> Yeah, they need more. Oh, it's reticulated python. I just saw it before

20:50 reticulated python. I just saw it before

20:50 reticulated python. I just saw it before it switched over to the dwarf crocodile.

20:52 it switched over to the dwarf crocodile.

20:52 it switched over to the dwarf crocodile. >> I was waiting for this one to switch.

20:54 >> I was waiting for this one to switch.

20:54 >> I was waiting for this one to switch. >> Reticulated python. Do you ever see that

20:56 >> Reticulated python. Do you ever see that

20:56 >> Reticulated python. Do you ever see that movie Anaconda with Jennifer Lopez?

20:59 movie Anaconda with Jennifer Lopez?

21:00 movie Anaconda with Jennifer Lopez? Oscar?

21:00 Oscar?

21:00 Oscar? >> Yes.

21:01 >> Yes. >> She's got the same name as you. Are you

21:02 >> She's got the same name as you. Are you

21:02 >> She's got the same name as you. Are you guys related?

21:03 guys related?

21:04 guys related? >> No.

21:04 >> No. >> Can you dance like her though?

21:06 >> Can you dance like her though?

21:06 >> Can you dance like her though? >> Does she dance? I don't remember.

21:07 >> Does she dance? I don't remember.

21:08 >> Does she dance? I don't remember. >> Jennifer Lopez got

21:09 >> Jennifer Lopez got

21:09 >> Jennifer Lopez got >> remember she has a butt.

21:11 >> remember she has a butt.

21:12 >> remember she has a butt. >> I think I most of us do.

21:15 >> I think I most of us do.

21:15 >> I think I most of us do. >> I know. But it's like mine. It's like

21:16 >> I know. But it's like mine. It's like

21:16 >> I know. But it's like mine. It's like kind of big.

21:17 kind of big.

21:17 kind of big. >> Oh,

21:18 >> Oh,

21:18 >> Oh, >> like that. So, it runs in the Lopez

21:20 >> like that. So, it runs in the Lopez

21:20 >> like that. So, it runs in the Lopez family. That's

21:20 family. That's

21:20 family. That's >> what it is. That's what we do.

21:22 >> what it is. That's what we do.

21:22 >> what it is. That's what we do. >> Oh, look at Komodo dragon. Look at that.

21:26 >> Oh, look at Komodo dragon. Look at that.

21:26 >> Oh, look at Komodo dragon. Look at that. A He looks He doesn't look that mean.

21:29 A He looks He doesn't look that mean.

21:29 A He looks He doesn't look that mean. Hey guys,

21:31 Hey guys,

21:31 Hey guys, it's me, Fred Komodo.

21:34 it's me, Fred Komodo.

21:34 it's me, Fred Komodo. I don't know why they call me a dragon.

21:37 I don't know why they call me a dragon.

21:37 I don't know why they call me a dragon. I just like to lay and listen to the

21:40 I just like to lay and listen to the

21:40 I just like to lay and listen to the sound of the waterfall.

21:42 sound of the waterfall.

21:42 sound of the waterfall. He looks friendly. Can we pet him? I got

21:45 He looks friendly. Can we pet him? I got

21:45 He looks friendly. Can we pet him? I got to give kudos to this place because like

21:46 to give kudos to this place because like

21:46 to give kudos to this place because like all the different snakes and lizards and

21:49 all the different snakes and lizards and

21:49 all the different snakes and lizards and geckos and things, they've all got

21:51 geckos and things, they've all got

21:51 geckos and things, they've all got different plants in their habitats

21:54 different plants in their habitats

21:54 different plants in their habitats presumably. There's one thing right

21:56 presumably. There's one thing right

21:56 presumably. There's one thing right there. Look at that thing. I don't know

21:57 there. Look at that thing. I don't know

21:57 there. Look at that thing. I don't know what it is. What is it? A new Caledonian

22:01 what it is. What is it? A new Caledonian

22:01 what it is. What is it? A new Caledonian giant gecko. They've all got plants

22:03 giant gecko. They've all got plants

22:03 giant gecko. They've all got plants presumably from their home lands

22:07 presumably from their home lands

22:07 presumably from their home lands because all the plants and little

22:08 because all the plants and little

22:08 because all the plants and little environments are different. Oh, they got

22:10 environments are different. Oh, they got

22:10 environments are different. Oh, they got a corn snake up here. I was hoping for a

22:13 a corn snake up here. I was hoping for a

22:13 a corn snake up here. I was hoping for a slip knot snake, but I'll take a corn

22:15 slip knot snake, but I'll take a corn

22:15 slip knot snake, but I'll take a corn snake. Okay, we just found out this is

22:17 snake. Okay, we just found out this is

22:18 snake. Okay, we just found out this is not just what you see inside of this

22:20 not just what you see inside of this

22:20 not just what you see inside of this place. Got some more rattlesnakes here.

22:23 place. Got some more rattlesnakes here.

22:23 place. Got some more rattlesnakes here. Some copper heads.

22:25 Some copper heads.

22:25 Some copper heads. I don't know what's in here except for

22:26 I don't know what's in here except for

22:26 I don't know what's in here except for this little bug fly.

22:27 this little bug fly.

22:27 this little bug fly. >> They got a moth. That's awesome. That's

22:30 >> They got a moth. That's awesome. That's

22:30 >> They got a moth. That's awesome. That's so cool.

22:32 so cool.

22:32 so cool. >> There's a whole outdoor area. Oh,

22:34 >> There's a whole outdoor area. Oh,

22:34 >> There's a whole outdoor area. Oh, there's a Texas long-nosed snake in

22:36 there's a Texas long-nosed snake in

22:36 there's a Texas long-nosed snake in here.

22:38 here.

22:38 here. >> Come on. Get out from behind that

22:39 >> Come on. Get out from behind that

22:39 >> Come on. Get out from behind that cactus. We want to see your long nose,

22:41 cactus. We want to see your long nose,

22:42 cactus. We want to see your long nose, dude.

22:47 It's more snakes in here than a sauna.

22:47 It's more snakes in here than a sauna. Look at this guy.

22:49 Look at this guy.

22:49 Look at this guy. Wow.

22:51 Wow.

22:51 Wow. The blue beauty ratnake.

22:55 The blue beauty ratnake.

22:55 The blue beauty ratnake. Finally, one's climbing around. I was

22:57 Finally, one's climbing around. I was

22:57 Finally, one's climbing around. I was going to say maybe they're all holding

22:58 going to say maybe they're all holding

22:58 going to say maybe they're all holding still cuz it's cold, but it's not cold

23:00 still cuz it's cold, but it's not cold

23:00 still cuz it's cold, but it's not cold in here. It's very warm inside their

23:02 in here. It's very warm inside their

23:02 in here. It's very warm inside their enclosures. Oscar just told me he didn't

23:04 enclosures. Oscar just told me he didn't

23:04 enclosures. Oscar just told me he didn't lose any power during the storm, so I

23:07 lose any power during the storm, so I

23:07 lose any power during the storm, so I probably should have just came here and

23:08 probably should have just came here and

23:08 probably should have just came here and hung out with you. the last couple days

23:10 hung out with you. the last couple days

23:10 hung out with you. the last couple days instead of just sitting in Lake Charles.

23:12 instead of just sitting in Lake Charles.

23:12 instead of just sitting in Lake Charles. >> Yep.

23:13 >> Yep.

23:13 >> Yep. >> We or you could have came to me though.

23:14 >> We or you could have came to me though.

23:14 >> We or you could have came to me though. We could have gone to the casino.

23:15 We could have gone to the casino.

23:16 We could have gone to the casino. >> No, I had to work.

23:17 >> No, I had to work.

23:17 >> No, I had to work. >> I'm trying to convince Oscar to restart

23:18 >> I'm trying to convince Oscar to restart

23:18 >> I'm trying to convince Oscar to restart the Odyssey and he said someone left a

23:21 the Odyssey and he said someone left a

23:21 the Odyssey and he said someone left a comment on one of his old videos from

23:23 comment on one of his old videos from

23:23 comment on one of his old videos from like 2022 and was like, "Hey, time for a

23:25 like 2022 and was like, "Hey, time for a

23:25 like 2022 and was like, "Hey, time for a new vlog." And you're like, "Okay."

23:27 new vlog." And you're like, "Okay."

23:27 new vlog." And you're like, "Okay." >> Yeah.

23:27 >> Yeah. >> Yes.

23:28 >> Yes. >> Yeah. I'll do it. I'm coming back.

23:29 >> Yeah. I'll do it. I'm coming back.

23:30 >> Yeah. I'll do it. I'm coming back. >> Ah, this is very fascinating.

23:33 >> Ah, this is very fascinating.

23:33 >> Ah, this is very fascinating. >> So, the alligators are where they're

23:34 >> So, the alligators are where they're

23:34 >> So, the alligators are where they're supposed to.

23:34 supposed to.

23:34 supposed to. >> The blue tree monitor. This one's busy

23:37 >> The blue tree monitor. This one's busy

23:37 >> The blue tree monitor. This one's busy monitoring the ground, but his buddy is

23:39 monitoring the ground, but his buddy is

23:39 monitoring the ground, but his buddy is indeed monitoring the tree. What is it?

23:42 indeed monitoring the tree. What is it?

23:42 indeed monitoring the tree. What is it? What is this one?

23:44 What is this one?

23:44 What is this one? >> Eastern diamond back.

23:45 >> Eastern diamond back.

23:45 >> Eastern diamond back. >> Eastern diamond back. No, the one I

23:47 >> Eastern diamond back. No, the one I

23:47 >> Eastern diamond back. No, the one I almost stepped on was not as big as

23:48 almost stepped on was not as big as

23:48 almost stepped on was not as big as that. It was just your plain old regular

23:51 that. It was just your plain old regular

23:51 that. It was just your plain old regular Texas. That is a big freaking snake. You

23:54 Texas. That is a big freaking snake. You

23:54 Texas. That is a big freaking snake. You know what this literally is right here?

23:56 know what this literally is right here?

23:56 know what this literally is right here? Slash would love this cuz it's a snake

23:58 Slash would love this cuz it's a snake

23:58 Slash would love this cuz it's a snake pit.

24:00 pit.

24:00 pit. I don't think I've ever actually seen a

24:01 I don't think I've ever actually seen a

24:01 I don't think I've ever actually seen a snake pit.

24:03 snake pit.

24:04 snake pit. Yes. Dreams come true in Texas. Oh, look

24:06 Yes. Dreams come true in Texas. Oh, look

24:06 Yes. Dreams come true in Texas. Oh, look at that. He's moving around. They got

24:08 at that. He's moving around. They got

24:08 at that. He's moving around. They got Mike Rose's Dirty Jobs playing on the

24:11 Mike Rose's Dirty Jobs playing on the

24:11 Mike Rose's Dirty Jobs playing on the screen above this snake pit right here.

24:14 screen above this snake pit right here.

24:14 screen above this snake pit right here. >> I'm so paranoid about dropping anything

24:15 >> I'm so paranoid about dropping anything

24:15 >> I'm so paranoid about dropping anything in there cuz I'd have to go in after it

24:17 in there cuz I'd have to go in after it

24:17 in there cuz I'd have to go in after it and charm these snakes. Hey, look at the

24:19 and charm these snakes. Hey, look at the

24:19 and charm these snakes. Hey, look at the cutest little tiny little thing. Look at

24:24 cutest little tiny little thing. Look at

24:24 cutest little tiny little thing. Look at that little tortoise.

24:26 that little tortoise.

24:26 that little tortoise. >> It is so small. It's so cute. I want it.

24:31 >> It is so small. It's so cute. I want it.

24:31 >> It is so small. It's so cute. I want it. I don't think I'm allowed to have it,

24:33 I don't think I'm allowed to have it,

24:33 I don't think I'm allowed to have it, but I want it.

24:35 but I want it.

24:35 but I want it. >> I could just put him in the chicken

24:36 >> I could just put him in the chicken

24:36 >> I could just put him in the chicken coop. He could survive out there.

24:39 coop. He could survive out there.

24:39 coop. He could survive out there. >> Look how little that thing is. I don't

24:40 >> Look how little that thing is. I don't

24:40 >> Look how little that thing is. I don't know why we're laugh. We're just

24:41 know why we're laugh. We're just

24:42 know why we're laugh. We're just laughing about how cute the little It's

24:44 laughing about how cute the little It's

24:44 laughing about how cute the little It's so tiny. Seriously, there's my finger.

24:46 so tiny. Seriously, there's my finger.

24:46 so tiny. Seriously, there's my finger. It's not far away from it. Look how

24:48 It's not far away from it. Look how

24:48 It's not far away from it. Look how little Look how determined he is. I can

24:50 little Look how determined he is. I can

24:50 little Look how determined he is. I can do it. I can make I'm stuck. No, I'm not

24:53 do it. I can make I'm stuck. No, I'm not

24:53 do it. I can make I'm stuck. No, I'm not stuck. They are very stoked that Micro

24:56 stuck. They are very stoked that Micro

24:56 stuck. They are very stoked that Micro is here.

24:57 is here.

24:57 is here. >> They got the video playing. They got the

25:00 >> They got the video playing. They got the

25:00 >> They got the video playing. They got the the 8 by10. They got the shirt. They got

25:03 the 8 by10. They got the shirt. They got

25:03 the 8 by10. They got the shirt. They got the newspaper article. They got it all.

25:05 the newspaper article. They got it all.

25:05 the newspaper article. They got it all. Hey, maybe one day they'll have a frame

25:06 Hey, maybe one day they'll have a frame

25:06 Hey, maybe one day they'll have a frame with us in it. Like Oscar and Justin

25:08 with us in it. Like Oscar and Justin

25:08 with us in it. Like Oscar and Justin came here. Oscar held these cups for We

25:11 came here. Oscar held these cups for We

25:11 came here. Oscar held these cups for We should probably go use those. Look it.

25:13 should probably go use those. Look it.

25:13 should probably go use those. Look it. We can get the same t-shirt as Mike Row.

25:17 We can get the same t-shirt as Mike Row.

25:17 We can get the same t-shirt as Mike Row. We'll be famous.

25:22 Something sexy about snakes. Just

25:22 Something sexy about snakes. Just something sexy about them. Okay, now

25:24 something sexy about them. Okay, now

25:24 something sexy about them. Okay, now we're going to do it. We're going to go

25:25 we're going to do it. We're going to go

25:25 we're going to do it. We're going to go outside. By the way, they also have

25:26 outside. By the way, they also have

25:26 outside. By the way, they also have Cappy Bars here. I don't know. Oscar

25:29 Cappy Bars here. I don't know. Oscar

25:29 Cappy Bars here. I don't know. Oscar brought this up early. He's like, "Why

25:30 brought this up early. He's like, "Why

25:30 brought this up early. He's like, "Why are Cappy bars so popular now?" I don't

25:32 are Cappy bars so popular now?" I don't

25:32 are Cappy bars so popular now?" I don't know.

25:34 know.

25:34 know. >> I remember like years and years ago my

25:36 >> I remember like years and years ago my

25:36 >> I remember like years and years ago my ex being like, "I want to go to South

25:39 ex being like, "I want to go to South

25:39 ex being like, "I want to go to South America so I could see a cappy bar. I

25:40 America so I could see a cappy bar. I

25:40 America so I could see a cappy bar. I had never heard of one before. Now

25:42 had never heard of one before. Now

25:42 had never heard of one before. Now they're everywhere." And those axelottle

25:44 they're everywhere." And those axelottle

25:44 they're everywhere." And those axelottle things.

25:44 things.

25:44 things. >> Yeah, people love axelottles. Oh my

25:47 >> Yeah, people love axelottles. Oh my

25:47 >> Yeah, people love axelottles. Oh my gosh,

25:48 gosh,

25:48 gosh, look at these chickens and peacocks

25:51 look at these chickens and peacocks

25:51 look at these chickens and peacocks everywhere. And Asian small clawed

25:53 everywhere. And Asian small clawed

25:54 everywhere. And Asian small clawed otter. My favorite kind of otter. Oh my

25:55 otter. My favorite kind of otter. Oh my

25:56 otter. My favorite kind of otter. Oh my gosh, that one's picking something up.

25:58 gosh, that one's picking something up.

25:58 gosh, that one's picking something up. He's got a leaf or something. Look at

26:00 He's got a leaf or something. Look at

26:00 He's got a leaf or something. Look at them. Look at these otterters. They are

26:03 them. Look at these otterters. They are

26:03 them. Look at these otterters. They are so Dude, I want to pick those up. They

26:05 so Dude, I want to pick those up. They

26:05 so Dude, I want to pick those up. They look so fluffy and cute. Oscar just

26:07 look so fluffy and cute. Oscar just

26:07 look so fluffy and cute. Oscar just said, "What is this peacock's deal?"

26:09 said, "What is this peacock's deal?"

26:09 said, "What is this peacock's deal?" >> side eyeing me.

26:10 >> side eyeing me.

26:10 >> side eyeing me. >> He keeps looking at you.

26:11 >> He keeps looking at you.

26:11 >> He keeps looking at you. >> I don't have anything for you.

26:13 >> I don't have anything for you.

26:13 >> I don't have anything for you. >> He does not like the cut of your jib,

26:15 >> He does not like the cut of your jib,

26:15 >> He does not like the cut of your jib, sir. He doesn't like it. He's like

26:18 sir. He doesn't like it. He's like

26:18 sir. He doesn't like it. He's like turning his head backwards.

26:20 turning his head backwards.

26:20 turning his head backwards. >> Stop.

26:22 >> Stop.

26:22 >> Stop. Yeah, we uh opted not to get any peacock

26:25 Yeah, we uh opted not to get any peacock

26:25 Yeah, we uh opted not to get any peacock food, which I think was a mistake now

26:26 food, which I think was a mistake now

26:26 food, which I think was a mistake now because they look orary. Oh, I might go

26:30 because they look orary. Oh, I might go

26:30 because they look orary. Oh, I might go in and pay for the encounter after all.

26:33 in and pay for the encounter after all.

26:33 in and pay for the encounter after all. Look at that little fox.

26:36 Look at that little fox.

26:36 Look at that little fox. He looks so excited to see us. We could

26:38 He looks so excited to see us. We could

26:38 He looks so excited to see us. We could have pet that fox for a nominal fee.

26:42 have pet that fox for a nominal fee.

26:42 have pet that fox for a nominal fee. It was only nominal. Oh, it's moving.

26:45 It was only nominal. Oh, it's moving.

26:45 It was only nominal. Oh, it's moving. Why are the animals here so cute?

26:49 Why are the animals here so cute?

26:49 Why are the animals here so cute? It's sniffing, Oscar. It's adorable. Is

26:52 It's sniffing, Oscar. It's adorable. Is

26:52 It's sniffing, Oscar. It's adorable. Is it going to go get that bird? Bird, I

26:55 it going to go get that bird? Bird, I

26:55 it going to go get that bird? Bird, I think you're in the wrong cage. That's a

26:56 think you're in the wrong cage. That's a

26:56 think you're in the wrong cage. That's a predator bird.

27:00 predator bird.

27:00 predator bird. Must be a Texas bird cuz it does not

27:02 Must be a Texas bird cuz it does not

27:02 Must be a Texas bird cuz it does not care. Holy moly, look at the size

27:06 care. Holy moly, look at the size

27:06 care. Holy moly, look at the size of this place. We should probably get We

27:08 of this place. We should probably get We

27:08 of this place. We should probably get We should probably go to the petting zoo

27:09 should probably go to the petting zoo

27:09 should probably go to the petting zoo first, which is on the other side, just

27:11 first, which is on the other side, just

27:11 first, which is on the other side, just so Oscar doesn't have to hold these cups

27:13 so Oscar doesn't have to hold these cups

27:13 so Oscar doesn't have to hold these cups forever. But yeah, you can pay for

27:15 forever. But yeah, you can pay for

27:15 forever. But yeah, you can pay for animal encounters. And I guess you go in

27:17 animal encounters. And I guess you go in

27:17 animal encounters. And I guess you go in here. They told us like, "Yeah, you get

27:19 here. They told us like, "Yeah, you get

27:19 here. They told us like, "Yeah, you get 15 minutes alone with the animals." And

27:22 15 minutes alone with the animals." And

27:22 15 minutes alone with the animals." And I was like, "That's a very strange way

27:24 I was like, "That's a very strange way

27:24 I was like, "That's a very strange way to phrase it, but all right, do it.

27:27 to phrase it, but all right, do it.

27:27 to phrase it, but all right, do it. Go for a swim. Otter, don't let me

27:29 Go for a swim. Otter, don't let me

27:29 Go for a swim. Otter, don't let me down." I think they're all just trying

27:31 down." I think they're all just trying

27:31 down." I think they're all just trying to be warm. They're all looking for a

27:33 to be warm. They're all looking for a

27:33 to be warm. They're all looking for a little bit of sunlight. It's in the 50s,

27:36 little bit of sunlight. It's in the 50s,

27:36 little bit of sunlight. It's in the 50s, though, so it's a lot nicer than it has

27:37 though, so it's a lot nicer than it has

27:37 though, so it's a lot nicer than it has been. There's a toucan enclosure over

27:39 been. There's a toucan enclosure over

27:39 been. There's a toucan enclosure over here. They're inside the enclosure

27:41 here. They're inside the enclosure

27:41 here. They're inside the enclosure within an enclosure. Maybe because the

27:43 within an enclosure. Maybe because the

27:43 within an enclosure. Maybe because the temperatures, I don't know. Dude, this

27:44 temperatures, I don't know. Dude, this

27:44 temperatures, I don't know. Dude, this place goes on and on forever. Oh,

27:46 place goes on and on forever. Oh,

27:46 place goes on and on forever. Oh, there's the capiara right over there.

27:48 there's the capiara right over there.

27:48 there's the capiara right over there. That is the biggest rodent

27:51 That is the biggest rodent

27:51 That is the biggest rodent ever. Literally, it's the world's

27:52 ever. Literally, it's the world's

27:52 ever. Literally, it's the world's largest rodent, the capiara.

27:56 largest rodent, the capiara.

27:56 largest rodent, the capiara. See, as cool as that is, I don't think I

27:57 See, as cool as that is, I don't think I

27:57 See, as cool as that is, I don't think I would have paid for the capiara

27:59 would have paid for the capiara

27:59 would have paid for the capiara encounter because they don't look that

28:00 encounter because they don't look that

28:00 encounter because they don't look that soft.

28:01 soft.

28:01 soft. >> They don't.

28:01 >> They don't.

28:01 >> They don't. >> They look kind of They look kind of

28:03 >> They look kind of They look kind of

28:04 >> They look kind of They look kind of wiry.

28:05 wiry.

28:05 wiry. Like, if there was a blanket made out of

28:07 Like, if there was a blanket made out of

28:07 Like, if there was a blanket made out of that, I wouldn't choose it. I'd be like,

28:08 that, I wouldn't choose it. I'd be like,

28:08 that, I wouldn't choose it. I'd be like, "No, I'm good."

28:10 "No, I'm good."

28:10 "No, I'm good." >> You offended it and stopped chewing.

28:13 >> You offended it and stopped chewing.

28:13 >> You offended it and stopped chewing. >> No, you can't offend a cabbie bar.

28:15 >> No, you can't offend a cabbie bar.

28:15 >> No, you can't offend a cabbie bar. Everybody knows that. Dude, look at the

28:17 Everybody knows that. Dude, look at the

28:17 Everybody knows that. Dude, look at the size of those things. I keep saying

28:18 size of those things. I keep saying

28:18 size of those things. I keep saying that, but there's so many large animals

28:21 that, but there's so many large animals

28:21 that, but there's so many large animals here.

28:23 here. That is a big rodent.

28:25 That is a big rodent.

28:25 That is a big rodent. It doesn't even look real. Also, it

28:26 It doesn't even look real. Also, it

28:26 It doesn't even look real. Also, it looks like it's wearing eyeliner.

28:29 looks like it's wearing eyeliner.

28:29 looks like it's wearing eyeliner. Probably left over from dirty jobs. That

28:31 Probably left over from dirty jobs. That

28:31 Probably left over from dirty jobs. That chicken just landed and clucked at you.

28:35 chicken just landed and clucked at you.

28:35 chicken just landed and clucked at you. It's like, Oscar, why didn't you get the

28:37 It's like, Oscar, why didn't you get the

28:37 It's like, Oscar, why didn't you get the chicken food?

28:39 chicken food?

28:39 chicken food? >> You're supposed to bring meal worms.

28:41 >> You're supposed to bring meal worms.

28:41 >> You're supposed to bring meal worms. Hello. Hello. Oh my gosh.

28:44 Hello. Hello. Oh my gosh.

28:44 Hello. Hello. Oh my gosh. >> Look at that. Armadillos just came

28:46 >> Look at that. Armadillos just came

28:46 >> Look at that. Armadillos just came running. What were they doing? They're

28:49 running. What were they doing? They're

28:49 running. What were they doing? They're chasing each other.

28:52 chasing each other.

28:52 chasing each other. Okay, that is cool. Whoa, dude. These

28:54 Okay, that is cool. Whoa, dude. These

28:54 Okay, that is cool. Whoa, dude. These armadillos just keep running around in

28:55 armadillos just keep running around in

28:56 armadillos just keep running around in here. They were trying to dig out their

28:57 here. They were trying to dig out their

28:57 here. They were trying to dig out their friend. There's one of them under this

28:59 friend. There's one of them under this

28:59 friend. There's one of them under this log.

29:01 log.

29:01 log. And Oscar can't come see the armadillos.

29:03 And Oscar can't come see the armadillos.

29:03 And Oscar can't come see the armadillos. This chicken just he's upset. He wants

29:06 This chicken just he's upset. He wants

29:06 This chicken just he's upset. He wants your He wants your cup of food right

29:08 your He wants your cup of food right

29:08 your He wants your cup of food right there. Look at these guys go.

29:11 there. Look at these guys go.

29:11 there. Look at these guys go. Oh. Oh, the recluse.

29:14 Oh. Oh, the recluse.

29:14 Oh. Oh, the recluse. How come they don't offer

29:17 How come they don't offer

29:17 How come they don't offer animal encounters with the armadillos?

29:19 animal encounters with the armadillos?

29:19 animal encounters with the armadillos? Is it because of the leprosy?

29:23 Is it because of the leprosy?

29:23 Is it because of the leprosy? Doesn't look like the regular like Texas

29:24 Doesn't look like the regular like Texas

29:24 Doesn't look like the regular like Texas looking armadillos that I see all over

29:26 looking armadillos that I see all over

29:26 looking armadillos that I see all over the roads.

29:28 the roads.

29:28 the roads. These guys look special.

29:31 These guys look special.

29:31 These guys look special. Look at them. That's amazing. I would

29:33 Look at them. That's amazing. I would

29:34 Look at them. That's amazing. I would like to see the sign, sir. Excuse Excuse

29:36 like to see the sign, sir. Excuse Excuse

29:36 like to see the sign, sir. Excuse Excuse me. I'm trying to It's a sixbanded

29:39 me. I'm trying to It's a sixbanded

29:39 me. I'm trying to It's a sixbanded armadillo. Whoa.

29:43 armadillo. Whoa.

29:43 armadillo. Whoa. It flapped its wings upon me.

29:46 It flapped its wings upon me.

29:46 It flapped its wings upon me. Sixband armadillo. The yellow armadillo

29:49 Sixband armadillo. The yellow armadillo

29:49 Sixband armadillo. The yellow armadillo found in South America. Says it's

29:51 found in South America. Says it's

29:51 found in South America. Says it's closely related to sloths.

29:53 closely related to sloths.

29:53 closely related to sloths. And yet they are moving around at quite

29:56 And yet they are moving around at quite

29:56 And yet they are moving around at quite a clip. Look at them go. Poor Oscar just

29:59 a clip. Look at them go. Poor Oscar just

29:59 a clip. Look at them go. Poor Oscar just wants to see the ar that chicken.

30:02 wants to see the ar that chicken.

30:02 wants to see the ar that chicken. >> I'm keeping the food over here so he's

30:04 >> I'm keeping the food over here so he's

30:04 >> I'm keeping the food over here so he's like he's genuinely upset with you.

30:09 like he's genuinely upset with you.

30:09 like he's genuinely upset with you. >> No.

30:10 >> No. >> What? He's following us. He's coming

30:12 >> What? He's following us. He's coming

30:12 >> What? He's following us. He's coming down the rail.

30:14 down the rail.

30:14 down the rail. >> No.

30:16 >> No. Oh no. Feels good to laugh, man. I've

30:20 Oh no. Feels good to laugh, man. I've

30:20 Oh no. Feels good to laugh, man. I've been doing a lot of crying lately. Not

30:22 been doing a lot of crying lately. Not

30:22 been doing a lot of crying lately. Not to be unmanly about it, but feels good

30:25 to be unmanly about it, but feels good

30:25 to be unmanly about it, but feels good to laugh.

30:27 to laugh.

30:27 to laugh. >> Stop. You don't even eat this.

30:30 >> Stop. You don't even eat this.

30:30 >> Stop. You don't even eat this. >> Okay, just Oh, we'll just bribe him. Is

30:33 >> Okay, just Oh, we'll just bribe him. Is

30:33 >> Okay, just Oh, we'll just bribe him. Is that good? You like that? I don't even

30:35 that good? You like that? I don't even

30:35 that good? You like that? I don't even think you can eat those.

30:37 think you can eat those.

30:37 think you can eat those. >> Oscar was saying he thinks this has

30:38 >> Oscar was saying he thinks this has

30:38 >> Oscar was saying he thinks this has changed a lot since he was here filming

30:40 changed a lot since he was here filming

30:40 changed a lot since he was here filming his video. Oh, you can find it by

30:42 his video. Oh, you can find it by

30:42 his video. Oh, you can find it by looking up Oscar's Odyssey and Snake

30:45 looking up Oscar's Odyssey and Snake

30:45 looking up Oscar's Odyssey and Snake Farm.

30:47 Farm.

30:47 Farm. I think the chickens must have been less

30:48 I think the chickens must have been less

30:48 I think the chickens must have been less aggressive back then cuz Oscar did not

30:51 aggressive back then cuz Oscar did not

30:51 aggressive back then cuz Oscar did not look prepared for today. Look, he looks

30:53 look prepared for today. Look, he looks

30:53 look prepared for today. Look, he looks upset.

30:56 upset.

30:56 upset. That's your new best friend, dude. You

30:57 That's your new best friend, dude. You

30:57 That's your new best friend, dude. You got your own Julio now. Wait, this

30:59 got your own Julio now. Wait, this

30:59 got your own Julio now. Wait, this happened before?

30:59 happened before?

30:59 happened before? >> Yeah, last time I was here, there's a

31:01 >> Yeah, last time I was here, there's a

31:01 >> Yeah, last time I was here, there's a mini rooster. It reminded me that one

31:02 mini rooster. It reminded me that one

31:02 mini rooster. It reminded me that one maybe grown up,

31:04 maybe grown up,

31:04 maybe grown up, >> just chasing you around.

31:05 >> just chasing you around.

31:05 >> just chasing you around. >> Yeah,

31:06 >> Yeah,

31:06 >> Yeah, >> the roosters don't like you, man. You

31:08 >> the roosters don't like you, man. You

31:08 >> the roosters don't like you, man. You think they taste good, Oscar? You're a

31:10 think they taste good, Oscar? You're a

31:10 think they taste good, Oscar? You're a Texan. You're into barbecue.

31:12 Texan. You're into barbecue.

31:12 Texan. You're into barbecue. >> I mean, probably.

31:13 >> I mean, probably.

31:13 >> I mean, probably. >> Would you eat a capy bar?

31:14 >> Would you eat a capy bar?

31:14 >> Would you eat a capy bar? >> Yeah, we smoked it for a couple hours.

31:16 >> Yeah, we smoked it for a couple hours.

31:16 >> Yeah, we smoked it for a couple hours. >> It's pooping. It's pooping on camera,

31:18 >> It's pooping. It's pooping on camera,

31:18 >> It's pooping. It's pooping on camera, guys. That's not the encounter I was

31:21 guys. That's not the encounter I was

31:21 guys. That's not the encounter I was hoping for. Oh, no. Oscar.

31:25 hoping for. Oh, no. Oscar.

31:25 hoping for. Oh, no. Oscar. >> They're after you. Oh, wow. Okay, this

31:28 >> They're after you. Oh, wow. Okay, this

31:28 >> They're after you. Oh, wow. Okay, this is kind of cool. These very large owls,

31:30 is kind of cool. These very large owls,

31:30 is kind of cool. These very large owls, the Eurasian eagle owl. And I remember

31:34 the Eurasian eagle owl. And I remember

31:34 the Eurasian eagle owl. And I remember you told me a story about a giant owl in

31:36 you told me a story about a giant owl in

31:36 you told me a story about a giant owl in San Antonio. You were leaving the

31:39 San Antonio. You were leaving the

31:39 San Antonio. You were leaving the library with your exwife.

31:41 library with your exwife.

31:41 library with your exwife. >> Yes.

31:42 >> Yes. >> And you were supposed to take her home

31:43 >> And you were supposed to take her home

31:43 >> And you were supposed to take her home to her grandma's house or something.

31:45 to her grandma's house or something.

31:45 to her grandma's house or something. >> And then

31:45 >> And then

31:46 >> And then >> there was a giant owl in the middle of

31:47 >> there was a giant owl in the middle of

31:47 >> there was a giant owl in the middle of the road. Giant big. Way bigger than

31:49 the road. Giant big. Way bigger than

31:49 the road. Giant big. Way bigger than that.

31:50 that.

31:50 that. >> But what is that called? Latrusa or

31:51 >> But what is that called? Latrusa or

31:51 >> But what is that called? Latrusa or something?

31:51 something?

31:51 something? >> Lusa.

31:51 >> Lusa.

31:51 >> Lusa. >> Lrusa. It's like a spirit, right?

31:53 >> Lrusa. It's like a spirit, right?

31:53 >> Lrusa. It's like a spirit, right? >> Yeah. It's supposed to be a witch.

31:55 >> Yeah. It's supposed to be a witch.

31:55 >> Yeah. It's supposed to be a witch. >> Supposed to be a witch.

31:56 >> Supposed to be a witch.

31:56 >> Supposed to be a witch. >> Yeah, it's a witch.

31:57 >> Yeah, it's a witch.

31:57 >> Yeah, it's a witch. >> It's like Mexican folklore.

31:58 >> It's like Mexican folklore.

31:58 >> It's like Mexican folklore. >> With a Yeah, with a with a witch's face.

32:01 >> With a Yeah, with a with a witch's face.

32:01 >> With a Yeah, with a with a witch's face. >> An owl with Did it have a witch's face?

32:02 >> An owl with Did it have a witch's face?

32:02 >> An owl with Did it have a witch's face? >> It was It's backless to me. And it

32:04 >> It was It's backless to me. And it

32:04 >> It was It's backless to me. And it wouldn't get out of the thing. It was

32:05 wouldn't get out of the thing. It was

32:05 wouldn't get out of the thing. It was probably about 3t tall. three foot tall.

32:07 probably about 3t tall. three foot tall.

32:08 probably about 3t tall. three foot tall. >> It was probably like this tall. I could

32:09 >> It was probably like this tall. I could

32:09 >> It was probably like this tall. I could see it over my dashboard and I pulled up

32:12 see it over my dashboard and I pulled up

32:12 see it over my dashboard and I pulled up to it. It wouldn't move and I needed to

32:14 to it. It wouldn't move and I needed to

32:14 to it. It wouldn't move and I needed to get home cuz I was still young and I had

32:15 get home cuz I was still young and I had

32:15 get home cuz I was still young and I had a curfew. So, I was like, "Come on, you

32:17 a curfew. So, I was like, "Come on, you

32:17 a curfew. So, I was like, "Come on, you got to go cuz my dad's going to get

32:18 got to go cuz my dad's going to get

32:18 got to go cuz my dad's going to get mad." So, I like nudged it a couple

32:20 mad." So, I like nudged it a couple

32:20 mad." So, I like nudged it a couple times with my car and then it finally

32:22 times with my car and then it finally

32:22 times with my car and then it finally took away

32:23 took away

32:23 took away >> and it put a curse on you.

32:25 >> and it put a curse on you.

32:25 >> and it put a curse on you. >> Yep.

32:25 >> Yep. >> Cuz you later got divorced from that

32:27 >> Cuz you later got divorced from that

32:27 >> Cuz you later got divorced from that same girl.

32:28 same girl.

32:28 same girl. >> It's all lata.

32:30 >> It's all lata.

32:30 >> It's all lata. >> That fixed it. I mean, there you go.

32:31 >> That fixed it. I mean, there you go.

32:31 >> That fixed it. I mean, there you go. >> We are surrounded. We've got to go to

32:34 >> We are surrounded. We've got to go to

32:34 >> We are surrounded. We've got to go to the petting zoo immediately and get rid

32:37 the petting zoo immediately and get rid

32:37 the petting zoo immediately and get rid of this cup of food because of these

32:42 of this cup of food because of these

32:42 of this cup of food because of these freaking chickens. Look at even there's

32:44 freaking chickens. Look at even there's

32:44 freaking chickens. Look at even there's a some kind of fowl. Ooh, that's a

32:47 a some kind of fowl. Ooh, that's a

32:47 a some kind of fowl. Ooh, that's a orangey looking chicken. He wants the

32:49 orangey looking chicken. He wants the

32:49 orangey looking chicken. He wants the food. The goats want the food. Oh my

32:52 food. The goats want the food. Oh my

32:52 food. The goats want the food. Oh my gosh, they're all staring.

32:55 gosh, they're all staring.

32:55 gosh, they're all staring. Oscar.

32:56 Oscar.

32:56 Oscar. >> Yes,

32:57 >> Yes,

32:57 >> Yes, >> they're all looking at me.

33:00 >> they're all looking at me.

33:00 >> they're all looking at me. They're hungry. Oscar,

33:02 They're hungry. Oscar,

33:02 They're hungry. Oscar, >> that's scary.

33:03 >> that's scary.

33:03 >> that's scary. >> They want our blood. Oh, no. No, no, no,

33:06 >> They want our blood. Oh, no. No, no, no,

33:06 >> They want our blood. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. This toothy llama.

33:09 no. This toothy llama.

33:09 no. This toothy llama. >> How are we supposed to get in there?

33:11 >> How are we supposed to get in there?

33:11 >> How are we supposed to get in there? >> I don't know.

33:11 >> I don't know. >> Okay, you go that way with the cup and

33:13 >> Okay, you go that way with the cup and

33:13 >> Okay, you go that way with the cup and I'll go in and then I'll take No, it's

33:16 I'll go in and then I'll take No, it's

33:16 I'll go in and then I'll take No, it's not working.

33:17 not working.

33:17 not working. >> Maybe. Okay, it's working. Go, llama. Go

33:20 >> Maybe. Okay, it's working. Go, llama. Go

33:20 >> Maybe. Okay, it's working. Go, llama. Go that way, llama.

33:21 that way, llama.

33:21 that way, llama. >> Llama. Llama.

33:24 >> Llama. Llama.

33:24 >> Llama. Llama. >> I cannot believe that worked. Okay, I'm

33:25 >> I cannot believe that worked. Okay, I'm

33:25 >> I cannot believe that worked. Okay, I'm going in. I'm making a run for it.

33:29 going in. I'm making a run for it.

33:29 going in. I'm making a run for it. There's a miniature cow in here. Okay,

33:31 There's a miniature cow in here. Okay,

33:31 There's a miniature cow in here. Okay, hand me one of the cups real quick. All

33:33 hand me one of the cups real quick. All

33:33 hand me one of the cups real quick. All right, I'm going to make a RUN FOR YOU.

33:34 right, I'm going to make a RUN FOR YOU.

33:34 right, I'm going to make a RUN FOR YOU. NO, OSCAR. OW. I'M BEING RAMMED BY

33:37 NO, OSCAR. OW. I'M BEING RAMMED BY

33:37 NO, OSCAR. OW. I'M BEING RAMMED BY GOATS.

33:38 GOATS.

33:38 GOATS. >> I'm being rammed. Look at this guy,

33:40 >> I'm being rammed. Look at this guy,

33:40 >> I'm being rammed. Look at this guy, Oscar. He's got the food. Go ram him,

33:43 Oscar. He's got the food. Go ram him,

33:43 Oscar. He's got the food. Go ram him, dude. Look at this. Look at the sh of

33:46 dude. Look at this. Look at the sh of

33:46 dude. Look at this. Look at the sh of that crowd.

33:47 that crowd.

33:48 that crowd. Look at the miniature cows.

33:50 Look at the miniature cows.

33:50 Look at the miniature cows. Watch out for that llama, Oscar. Oh,

33:52 Watch out for that llama, Oscar. Oh,

33:52 Watch out for that llama, Oscar. Oh, look at the deer. I want to feed the

33:53 look at the deer. I want to feed the

33:53 look at the deer. I want to feed the deer. Oh my gosh. You can't take the

33:55 deer. Oh my gosh. You can't take the

33:55 deer. Oh my gosh. You can't take the whole cup. You can't take the whole cup,

33:57 whole cup. You can't take the whole cup,

33:57 whole cup. You can't take the whole cup, my dear. That's an aggressive deer. Ow

33:59 my dear. That's an aggressive deer. Ow

33:59 my dear. That's an aggressive deer. Ow ow ow ow. Genuinely, I'm a little

34:02 ow ow ow. Genuinely, I'm a little

34:02 ow ow ow. Genuinely, I'm a little scared. These goats keep bashing me.

34:05 scared. These goats keep bashing me.

34:05 scared. These goats keep bashing me. What are you doing, goat? Oh, fudge.

34:09 What are you doing, goat? Oh, fudge.

34:09 What are you doing, goat? Oh, fudge. Okay, I have to pour some on the ground.

34:12 Okay, I have to pour some on the ground.

34:12 Okay, I have to pour some on the ground. Here, deer. Take it. Take it. Take my

34:15 Here, deer. Take it. Take it. Take my

34:15 Here, deer. Take it. Take it. Take my alpha. Alpha llama. Oh, the llama's

34:18 alpha. Alpha llama. Oh, the llama's

34:18 alpha. Alpha llama. Oh, the llama's angry. I'm out of I'm out of Look, the

34:21 angry. I'm out of I'm out of Look, the

34:21 angry. I'm out of I'm out of Look, the cup's over there, llama. I haven't pet

34:25 cup's over there, llama. I haven't pet

34:25 cup's over there, llama. I haven't pet one thing.

34:27 one thing.

34:27 one thing. We couldn't pet any of the the animals.

34:29 We couldn't pet any of the the animals.

34:30 We couldn't pet any of the the animals. I just wanted to pet the miniature cow.

34:32 I just wanted to pet the miniature cow.

34:32 I just wanted to pet the miniature cow. Uh because the very scary llama

34:37 Uh because the very scary llama

34:37 Uh because the very scary llama keeps coming close. Look at these little

34:39 keeps coming close. Look at these little

34:39 keeps coming close. Look at these little deer. Are these munchjack deers? They're

34:41 deer. Are these munchjack deers? They're

34:41 deer. Are these munchjack deers? They're very tiny. And of course, I gave up my

34:44 very tiny. And of course, I gave up my

34:44 very tiny. And of course, I gave up my cup, so they have no interest in me

34:46 cup, so they have no interest in me

34:46 cup, so they have no interest in me anymore. They are actively

34:50 anymore. They are actively

34:50 anymore. They are actively I just want to pet you. Is that okay?

34:52 I just want to pet you. Is that okay?

34:52 I just want to pet you. Is that okay? It's a petting zoo. Oh, I got one little

34:55 It's a petting zoo. Oh, I got one little

34:55 It's a petting zoo. Oh, I got one little pet.

34:56 pet.

34:56 pet. They're not afraid. They're just like,

34:58 They're not afraid. They're just like,

34:58 They're not afraid. They're just like, "Oh, hello." That llama. I don't know

35:01 "Oh, hello." That llama. I don't know

35:01 "Oh, hello." That llama. I don't know what it is. Or alpaca, whatever it is.

35:03 what it is. Or alpaca, whatever it is.

35:03 what it is. Or alpaca, whatever it is. Hi. Look at this. Finally. Finally, a

35:07 Hi. Look at this. Finally. Finally, a

35:07 Hi. Look at this. Finally. Finally, a deer to pet. Look at I'm petting a

35:10 deer to pet. Look at I'm petting a

35:10 deer to pet. Look at I'm petting a little deer who's not very interested in

35:12 little deer who's not very interested in

35:12 little deer who's not very interested in being peted. Just wants a cup of food. I

35:15 being peted. Just wants a cup of food. I

35:15 being peted. Just wants a cup of food. I think if it wasn't for the llama and the

35:17 think if it wasn't for the llama and the

35:17 think if it wasn't for the llama and the Whoa. That goat right there that keeps

35:19 Whoa. That goat right there that keeps

35:19 Whoa. That goat right there that keeps ramming other animals and me, I'd be

35:22 ramming other animals and me, I'd be

35:22 ramming other animals and me, I'd be very much enjoying this experience. Look

35:24 very much enjoying this experience. Look

35:24 very much enjoying this experience. Look at this crazy What is that chicken?

35:29 at this crazy What is that chicken?

35:29 at this crazy What is that chicken? The Don King chicken. I like the deer

35:31 The Don King chicken. I like the deer

35:32 The Don King chicken. I like the deer because they're way more chill. They're

35:33 because they're way more chill. They're

35:33 because they're way more chill. They're still trying to figure out where the

35:35 still trying to figure out where the

35:35 still trying to figure out where the food is. See, like, what do you got in

35:36 food is. See, like, what do you got in

35:36 food is. See, like, what do you got in your hand? I don't got nothing. I dumped

35:39 your hand? I don't got nothing. I dumped

35:39 your hand? I don't got nothing. I dumped it all over the ground because I was in

35:40 it all over the ground because I was in

35:40 it all over the ground because I was in terror for my life. Okay, there's some

35:42 terror for my life. Okay, there's some

35:42 terror for my life. Okay, there's some kind of creature in here. A Patagonian

35:45 kind of creature in here. A Patagonian

35:45 kind of creature in here. A Patagonian cavy.

35:47 cavy.

35:47 cavy. Look at that. I've never heard of that

35:48 Look at that. I've never heard of that

35:48 Look at that. I've never heard of that in my life. It's like a big chinchilla

35:52 in my life. It's like a big chinchilla

35:52 in my life. It's like a big chinchilla cross with a kangaroo kind of. What do

35:55 cross with a kangaroo kind of. What do

35:55 cross with a kangaroo kind of. What do you want?

35:57 you want?

35:57 you want? What do you want? The goats have started

36:00 What do you want? The goats have started

36:00 What do you want? The goats have started making a lot of noise. The deer are all

36:03 making a lot of noise. The deer are all

36:03 making a lot of noise. The deer are all looking around. What's going on? Oh,

36:04 looking around. What's going on? Oh,

36:04 looking around. What's going on? Oh, there's a cappy bar nursery back here.

36:08 there's a cappy bar nursery back here.

36:08 there's a cappy bar nursery back here. So, they're getting more than alalfa.

36:10 So, they're getting more than alalfa.

36:10 So, they're getting more than alalfa. Look at the capiara

36:12 Look at the capiara

36:12 Look at the capiara in the back. Much easier to see these

36:14 in the back. Much easier to see these

36:14 in the back. Much easier to see these ones. No offense.

36:16 ones. No offense.

36:16 ones. No offense. These must be the babies. Although they

36:17 These must be the babies. Although they

36:17 These must be the babies. Although they look just as big. Look at that. They

36:20 look just as big. Look at that. They

36:20 look just as big. Look at that. They look just as big as the other ones.

36:24 look just as big as the other ones.

36:24 look just as big as the other ones. Pro tip, dude. Come see the capiara back

36:26 Pro tip, dude. Come see the capiara back

36:26 Pro tip, dude. Come see the capiara back here. No offense. Way smaller.

36:29 here. No offense. Way smaller.

36:29 here. No offense. Way smaller. >> You think they're smaller?

36:30 >> You think they're smaller?

36:30 >> You think they're smaller? >> Yeah.

36:31 >> Yeah. >> They're the baby capiaras. Cappy babies.

36:35 >> They're the baby capiaras. Cappy babies.

36:35 >> They're the baby capiaras. Cappy babies. Dude, you look pretty nervous out there.

36:36 Dude, you look pretty nervous out there.

36:36 Dude, you look pretty nervous out there. >> The the goat kept hitting me and biting

36:39 >> The the goat kept hitting me and biting

36:39 >> The the goat kept hitting me and biting me.

36:39 me. >> I know. It was worrying me like I don't

36:41 >> I know. It was worrying me like I don't

36:41 >> I know. It was worrying me like I don't want to be rammed by a goat. I mean,

36:43 want to be rammed by a goat. I mean,

36:44 want to be rammed by a goat. I mean, I've never heard of someone getting

36:45 I've never heard of someone getting

36:45 I've never heard of someone getting speared by the goat horns, but it does

36:47 speared by the goat horns, but it does

36:47 speared by the goat horns, but it does seem possible. Yep.

36:49 seem possible. Yep.

36:49 seem possible. Yep. >> Made me Wait a minute. Why are they all

36:50 >> Made me Wait a minute. Why are they all

36:50 >> Made me Wait a minute. Why are they all begging for food? Look at this. They got

36:53 begging for food? Look at this. They got

36:53 begging for food? Look at this. They got a whole barn full of hay. They got so

36:56 a whole barn full of hay. They got so

36:56 a whole barn full of hay. They got so much hay in here. Hi, little goat.

36:58 much hay in here. Hi, little goat.

36:58 much hay in here. Hi, little goat. >> Let me pet you, goat. The goat will let

37:03 >> Let me pet you, goat. The goat will let

37:03 >> Let me pet you, goat. The goat will let me know. I have no friends forever

37:06 me know. I have no friends forever

37:06 me know. I have no friends forever alone. Hello. Hi guys.

37:11 alone. Hello. Hi guys.

37:11 alone. Hello. Hi guys. I don't have any more food for you. Look

37:14 I don't have any more food for you. Look

37:14 I don't have any more food for you. Look at this little one. It's so small. Hello

37:17 at this little one. It's so small. Hello

37:17 at this little one. It's so small. Hello little goat. That little goat could ram

37:20 little goat. That little goat could ram

37:20 little goat. That little goat could ram me. It wouldn't hurt that much. This one

37:22 me. It wouldn't hurt that much. This one

37:22 me. It wouldn't hurt that much. This one on the other hand, I don't know. All

37:24 on the other hand, I don't know. All

37:24 on the other hand, I don't know. All right. You've got a thing in your mouth.

37:27 right. You've got a thing in your mouth.

37:27 right. You've got a thing in your mouth. Let me Is this even one? Oh,

37:30 Let me Is this even one? Oh,

37:30 Let me Is this even one? Oh, >> is it soft?

37:30 >> is it soft?

37:30 >> is it soft? >> Yes, it's so soft. That's why they make

37:33 >> Yes, it's so soft. That's why they make

37:33 >> Yes, it's so soft. That's why they make blankets. What if it kicked you?

37:34 blankets. What if it kicked you?

37:34 blankets. What if it kicked you? >> I know.

37:35 >> I know. >> You are very soft. It doesn't mind being

37:37 >> You are very soft. It doesn't mind being

37:37 >> You are very soft. It doesn't mind being pet on his back. A little scratch there.

37:40 pet on his back. A little scratch there.

37:40 pet on his back. A little scratch there. Doesn't like the head as much. Oh no,

37:43 Doesn't like the head as much. Oh no,

37:43 Doesn't like the head as much. Oh no, now we're friends. Me and Toothy are

37:45 now we're friends. Me and Toothy are

37:45 now we're friends. Me and Toothy are best friends. Oh,

37:48 best friends. Oh,

37:48 best friends. Oh, hello cows. You think they give off like

37:51 hello cows. You think they give off like

37:51 hello cows. You think they give off like miniature milk? Didn't you have a mini

37:54 miniature milk? Didn't you have a mini

37:54 miniature milk? Didn't you have a mini cow?

37:55 cow?

37:55 cow? >> No, mini horses.

37:56 >> No, mini horses.

37:56 >> No, mini horses. >> Oh, yeah. You have mini horses, but you

37:57 >> Oh, yeah. You have mini horses, but you

37:57 >> Oh, yeah. You have mini horses, but you don't have them anymore.

37:58 don't have them anymore.

37:58 don't have them anymore. >> No.

37:59 >> No. >> So, you don't have that many horses? No.

38:02 >> So, you don't have that many horses? No.

38:02 >> So, you don't have that many horses? No. >> Kind of works. Sort of. It's the deer I

38:04 >> Kind of works. Sort of. It's the deer I

38:04 >> Kind of works. Sort of. It's the deer I want to pet. And the deer,

38:07 want to pet. And the deer,

38:07 want to pet. And the deer, >> they look like, "Do you have a cup?" And

38:10 >> they look like, "Do you have a cup?" And

38:10 >> they look like, "Do you have a cup?" And if you don't have a cup, they're not

38:11 if you don't have a cup, they're not

38:11 if you don't have a cup, they're not interested.

38:12 interested.

38:12 interested. >> Oh, I have a cup. You want to

38:14 >> Oh, I have a cup. You want to

38:14 >> Oh, I have a cup. You want to >> The deer are snoody. Oh, yes, yes, yes,

38:15 >> The deer are snoody. Oh, yes, yes, yes,

38:15 >> The deer are snoody. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Let me hold the cup and try to

38:17 yes, yes. Let me hold the cup and try to

38:18 yes, yes. Let me hold the cup and try to escape. Okay.

38:19 escape. Okay.

38:20 escape. Okay. >> They don't care now.

38:26 >> Oh, now they don't care.

38:26 >> Oh, now they don't care. >> I thought that was going to be the money

38:27 >> I thought that was going to be the money

38:28 >> I thought that was going to be the money shot with all of them following me. Ha!

38:30 shot with all of them following me. Ha!

38:30 shot with all of them following me. Ha! I deceived you. I pet you. You couldn't

38:34 I deceived you. I pet you. You couldn't

38:34 I deceived you. I pet you. You couldn't stop me from Nope, it's not in that

38:36 stop me from Nope, it's not in that

38:36 stop me from Nope, it's not in that hand. It's in the other hand. All right,

38:39 hand. It's in the other hand. All right,

38:39 hand. It's in the other hand. All right, I'm going to try to make my way out of

38:40 I'm going to try to make my way out of

38:40 I'm going to try to make my way out of here. I think the goats are distracted.

38:45 here. I think the goats are distracted.

38:45 here. I think the goats are distracted. Once again, though, why were they going

38:47 Once again, though, why were they going

38:47 Once again, though, why were they going so crazy? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going

38:48 so crazy? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going

38:48 so crazy? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on here? Stampede. Why were they going

38:51 on here? Stampede. Why were they going

38:51 on here? Stampede. Why were they going so crazy? If they have a whole barn full

38:52 so crazy? If they have a whole barn full

38:52 so crazy? If they have a whole barn full of hay in the back, they must really

38:55 of hay in the back, they must really

38:55 of hay in the back, they must really love alalfa.

38:56 love alalfa.

38:56 love alalfa. >> Look at this tiny chicken.

38:57 >> Look at this tiny chicken.

38:57 >> Look at this tiny chicken. >> What?

39:07 Oh my gosh. Look at this. I had little

39:08 Oh my gosh. Look at this. I had little chicks at home myself. Oh, it's so

39:10 chicks at home myself. Oh, it's so

39:10 chicks at home myself. Oh, it's so small.

39:10 small.

39:10 small. >> It's like one chicken McNugget.

39:12 >> It's like one chicken McNugget.

39:12 >> It's like one chicken McNugget. >> Oh,

39:13 >> Oh, okay. I'm putting it back down. Go home,

39:16 okay. I'm putting it back down. Go home,

39:16 okay. I'm putting it back down. Go home, little baby. Whoa. Watch out, Mr. Goat.

39:19 little baby. Whoa. Watch out, Mr. Goat.

39:19 little baby. Whoa. Watch out, Mr. Goat. Mr. Goat. Excuse me, sir. I want to

39:22 Mr. Goat. Excuse me, sir. I want to

39:22 Mr. Goat. Excuse me, sir. I want to exit. My shoes are encrusted with goat

39:25 exit. My shoes are encrusted with goat

39:25 exit. My shoes are encrusted with goat feces, as you do in Texas. We probably

39:27 feces, as you do in Texas. We probably

39:27 feces, as you do in Texas. We probably could keep these cups. Maybe. But

39:31 could keep these cups. Maybe. But

39:31 could keep these cups. Maybe. But there's a recycling station over here.

39:32 there's a recycling station over here.

39:32 there's a recycling station over here. And to be honest with you, I have enough

39:34 And to be honest with you, I have enough

39:34 And to be honest with you, I have enough cups. I go to snake farms all the time,

39:37 cups. I go to snake farms all the time,

39:37 cups. I go to snake farms all the time, Oscar.

39:39 Oscar. I can't get enough of them.

39:41 I can't get enough of them.

39:41 I can't get enough of them. >> You have an issue.

39:42 >> You have an issue.

39:42 >> You have an issue. >> All right. From the petting zoo, we're

39:43 >> All right. From the petting zoo, we're

39:43 >> All right. From the petting zoo, we're going next door to the crocodile swamp

39:47 going next door to the crocodile swamp

39:47 going next door to the crocodile swamp or alligator swamp. I can't tell the

39:49 or alligator swamp. I can't tell the

39:49 or alligator swamp. I can't tell the difference. I'm not a zoologologist.

39:51 difference. I'm not a zoologologist.

39:51 difference. I'm not a zoologologist. >> I mean, I can tell the difference if I

39:52 >> I mean, I can tell the difference if I

39:52 >> I mean, I can tell the difference if I get close, but Oh, I thought that was

39:54 get close, but Oh, I thought that was

39:54 get close, but Oh, I thought that was real.

39:56 real.

39:56 real. I thought you were about to get attacked

39:57 I thought you were about to get attacked

39:57 I thought you were about to get attacked by a loose GA.

40:04 I tried to buy some alligator meat in

40:04 I tried to buy some alligator meat in Louisiana, but there was none around cuz

40:06 Louisiana, but there was none around cuz

40:06 Louisiana, but there was none around cuz all the alligator farms were closed

40:08 all the alligator farms were closed

40:08 all the alligator farms were closed because of the storm. Looks like this is

40:09 because of the storm. Looks like this is

40:09 because of the storm. Looks like this is where they do some shows. I think one of

40:11 where they do some shows. I think one of

40:11 where they do some shows. I think one of the animal encounters you can do, by the

40:14 the animal encounters you can do, by the

40:14 the animal encounters you can do, by the way, there's supposed to be a big

40:15 way, there's supposed to be a big

40:15 way, there's supposed to be a big tortoise in here. I think one of the

40:16 tortoise in here. I think one of the

40:16 tortoise in here. I think one of the animal encounters you can do. Ah,

40:20 animal encounters you can do. Ah,

40:20 animal encounters you can do. Ah, look at the size of that snake

40:23 look at the size of that snake

40:24 look at the size of that snake is uh is to hold a little gator.

40:26 is uh is to hold a little gator.

40:26 is uh is to hold a little gator. Probably one of those little dwarf

40:28 Probably one of those little dwarf

40:28 Probably one of those little dwarf gators that we saw inside or crocodiles.

40:30 gators that we saw inside or crocodiles.

40:30 gators that we saw inside or crocodiles. Look at those things. They're massive

40:32 Look at those things. They're massive

40:32 Look at those things. They're massive out there.

40:38 Still a little cold for them. So,

40:38 Still a little cold for them. So, they're probably not moving around too

40:39 they're probably not moving around too

40:39 they're probably not moving around too much today. I just like there's way more

40:41 much today. I just like there's way more

40:42 much today. I just like there's way more of them than I thought there were at

40:43 of them than I thought there were at

40:43 of them than I thought there were at first. Like you keep looking and you

40:44 first. Like you keep looking and you

40:44 first. Like you keep looking and you keep seeing more gators. Oh my goodness.

40:48 keep seeing more gators. Oh my goodness.

40:48 keep seeing more gators. Oh my goodness. Look at the size

40:51 Look at the size of that snake.

40:54 of that snake.

40:54 of that snake. Is it the snake's yard time?

40:57 Is it the snake's yard time?

40:57 Is it the snake's yard time? >> Is it the snake's yard time?

40:58 >> Is it the snake's yard time?

40:58 >> Is it the snake's yard time? >> Pretty much.

40:59 >> Pretty much.

40:59 >> Pretty much. >> Time to go outside. Mr. Snake reminds me

41:02 >> Time to go outside. Mr. Snake reminds me

41:02 >> Time to go outside. Mr. Snake reminds me of everybody's mother-in-law.

41:03 of everybody's mother-in-law.

41:03 of everybody's mother-in-law. >> All right, everybody. Here in about 5

41:05 >> All right, everybody. Here in about 5

41:05 >> All right, everybody. Here in about 5 minutes, we are going to start our 1:30

41:07 minutes, we are going to start our 1:30

41:07 minutes, we are going to start our 1:30 show over here at our main stage. If

41:10 show over here at our main stage. If

41:10 show over here at our main stage. If anybody can hear me and wants to come

41:11 anybody can hear me and wants to come

41:11 anybody can hear me and wants to come and check it out, it's going to be like

41:12 and check it out, it's going to be like

41:12 and check it out, it's going to be like 3 hours and

41:14 3 hours and

41:14 3 hours and >> there's nobody here but me and Oscar.

41:17 >> there's nobody here but me and Oscar.

41:17 >> there's nobody here but me and Oscar. >> Does this mean we have to stay? I think

41:19 >> Does this mean we have to stay? I think

41:19 >> Does this mean we have to stay? I think so. All right, we are distracted from

41:21 so. All right, we are distracted from

41:21 so. All right, we are distracted from the nice lady petting her snake because

41:24 the nice lady petting her snake because

41:24 the nice lady petting her snake because back over here there's a hyena just

41:27 back over here there's a hyena just

41:27 back over here there's a hyena just chilling back here. That hyena is just

41:29 chilling back here. That hyena is just

41:29 chilling back here. That hyena is just taking a nap in the sun. And it gets

41:32 taking a nap in the sun. And it gets

41:32 taking a nap in the sun. And it gets better cuz I wasn't expecting hyenas or

41:34 better cuz I wasn't expecting hyenas or

41:34 better cuz I wasn't expecting hyenas or greywolves. Apparently there's some grey

41:36 greywolves. Apparently there's some grey

41:36 greywolves. Apparently there's some grey wolves somewhere back here. But look at

41:39 wolves somewhere back here. But look at

41:39 wolves somewhere back here. But look at these animals just lying around. There

41:41 these animals just lying around. There

41:41 these animals just lying around. There are two white lions, male and female,

41:44 are two white lions, male and female,

41:44 are two white lions, male and female, just chilling back there

41:47 just chilling back there

41:47 just chilling back there showing their bellies. Big kitties. I

41:50 showing their bellies. Big kitties. I

41:50 showing their bellies. Big kitties. I know it's kind of hard to see. Big fence

41:52 know it's kind of hard to see. Big fence

41:52 know it's kind of hard to see. Big fence for uh for obvious reasons, but they are

41:54 for uh for obvious reasons, but they are

41:54 for uh for obvious reasons, but they are lions and I'm not lying. I don't know if

41:57 lions and I'm not lying. I don't know if

41:57 lions and I'm not lying. I don't know if you can see that. You see the big boy

41:59 you can see that. You see the big boy

41:59 you can see that. You see the big boy lion out there? It's sticking his tongue

42:00 lion out there? It's sticking his tongue

42:00 lion out there? It's sticking his tongue out. A I wanted to show you the red

42:03 out. A I wanted to show you the red

42:03 out. A I wanted to show you the red roughed lemur and whatever that monkey

42:05 roughed lemur and whatever that monkey

42:05 roughed lemur and whatever that monkey is. But the lady's starting her show and

42:08 is. But the lady's starting her show and

42:08 is. But the lady's starting her show and we are the only people here. So, we're

42:10 we are the only people here. So, we're

42:10 we are the only people here. So, we're going to go watch it. Make her make it

42:11 going to go watch it. Make her make it

42:11 going to go watch it. Make her make it worth her time. She can't play with the

42:13 worth her time. She can't play with the

42:13 worth her time. She can't play with the snake all alone. She can't just show it

42:16 snake all alone. She can't just show it

42:16 snake all alone. She can't just show it to nobody. We're back.

42:23 We want to see the snake. So, she did a

42:23 We want to see the snake. So, she did a great job with the snake show. Some more

42:25 great job with the snake show. Some more

42:25 great job with the snake show. Some more people did show up during it. And then I

42:27 people did show up during it. And then I

42:27 people did show up during it. And then I asked a very stupid question at the end.

42:29 asked a very stupid question at the end.

42:29 asked a very stupid question at the end. >> Have any questions about Simon before

42:31 >> Have any questions about Simon before

42:31 >> Have any questions about Simon before heading in this afternoon?

42:33 heading in this afternoon?

42:33 heading in this afternoon? >> What does he say?

42:35 >> What does he say?

42:35 >> What does he say? Sorry, that was dumb.

42:37 Sorry, that was dumb.

42:37 Sorry, that was dumb. >> Any other questions?

42:39 >> Any other questions?

42:39 >> Any other questions? >> I think we missed. Did they How many

42:41 >> I think we missed. Did they How many

42:41 >> I think we missed. Did they How many stomachs do they have?

42:44 stomachs do they have?

42:44 stomachs do they have? >> How many stomachs?

42:47 >> How many stomachs?

42:47 >> How many stomachs? >> What? And then we got to see the hyena

42:49 >> What? And then we got to see the hyena

42:49 >> What? And then we got to see the hyena turn around. A That is the cutest hyena

42:53 turn around. A That is the cutest hyena

42:53 turn around. A That is the cutest hyena I've ever seen. The Lion King gave these

42:55 I've ever seen. The Lion King gave these

42:55 I've ever seen. The Lion King gave these guys a bad rep. Look at that.

42:59 guys a bad rep. Look at that.

42:59 guys a bad rep. Look at that. Adorable.

43:01 Adorable.

43:01 Adorable. It's not Even the hyena's not laughing

43:02 It's not Even the hyena's not laughing

43:02 It's not Even the hyena's not laughing at my jokes today, Oscar. Oh, look. The

43:05 at my jokes today, Oscar. Oh, look. The

43:05 at my jokes today, Oscar. Oh, look. The most dangerous animal of them all,

43:08 most dangerous animal of them all,

43:08 most dangerous animal of them all, man. Oh, there's the wolves. I see him.

43:11 man. Oh, there's the wolves. I see him.

43:11 man. Oh, there's the wolves. I see him. Oh my gosh. I didn't even notice earlier

43:14 Oh my gosh. I didn't even notice earlier

43:14 Oh my gosh. I didn't even notice earlier when we were out here. There's a

43:15 when we were out here. There's a

43:15 when we were out here. There's a freaking cougar.

43:19 freaking cougar.

43:19 freaking cougar. Look at the size of that mountain lion.

43:22 Look at the size of that mountain lion.

43:22 Look at the size of that mountain lion. Hi, kitty.

43:34 I want to pet that cat. Bless you.

43:34 I want to pet that cat. Bless you. Oh, look at this.

43:36 Oh, look at this.

43:36 Oh, look at this. Finally, we've got some lemur movement.

43:37 Finally, we've got some lemur movement.

43:38 Finally, we've got some lemur movement. What's up, lemur?

43:40 What's up, lemur?

43:40 What's up, lemur? That is so cool. The red roughed lemur.

43:45 That is so cool. The red roughed lemur.

43:45 That is so cool. The red roughed lemur. He looks pretty rough. He looks like you

43:47 He looks pretty rough. He looks like you

43:47 He looks pretty rough. He looks like you could take me in a fight, that's for

43:48 could take me in a fight, that's for

43:48 could take me in a fight, that's for sure. You look pretty red and rough,

43:50 sure. You look pretty red and rough,

43:50 sure. You look pretty red and rough, buddy. What? WHAT?

43:59 YES.

43:59 YES. I think this is a lemur politician. He

44:01 I think this is a lemur politician. He

44:01 I think this is a lemur politician. He just keeps talking.

44:24 He's done now. He's done. That's the

44:24 He's done now. He's done. That's the most I've ever heard a lemur talk.

44:26 most I've ever heard a lemur talk.

44:26 most I've ever heard a lemur talk. >> That was scary.

44:28 >> That was scary.

44:28 >> That was scary. I got some monkeys up here. But the

44:30 I got some monkeys up here. But the

44:30 I got some monkeys up here. But the monkeys are busy cleaning each other

44:34 monkeys are busy cleaning each other

44:34 monkeys are busy cleaning each other picking away fleas. And it's Texas, so

44:36 picking away fleas. And it's Texas, so

44:36 picking away fleas. And it's Texas, so probably some ticks.

44:39 probably some ticks.

44:39 probably some ticks. That or that monkey on the left is a

44:41 That or that monkey on the left is a

44:41 That or that monkey on the left is a proctologist. You knew what I was going

44:43 proctologist. You knew what I was going

44:43 proctologist. You knew what I was going to say. Look at that. We got some

44:45 to say. Look at that. We got some

44:45 to say. Look at that. We got some American bison back here. Some buffalo.

44:49 American bison back here. Some buffalo.

44:49 American bison back here. Some buffalo. And then way over on the other side, I

44:51 And then way over on the other side, I

44:51 And then way over on the other side, I see zebras.

44:54 see zebras.

44:54 see zebras. >> Drama. Oh, the exam's over, Oscar.

44:58 >> Drama. Oh, the exam's over, Oscar.

44:58 >> Drama. Oh, the exam's over, Oscar. It's your turn next.

45:01 It's your turn next.

45:01 It's your turn next. >> How old are you now?

45:02 >> How old are you now?

45:02 >> How old are you now? >> 40.

45:03 >> 40.

45:03 >> 40. >> You're at that age, man. You need you

45:04 >> You're at that age, man. You need you

45:04 >> You're at that age, man. You need you might need an exam.

45:05 might need an exam.

45:05 might need an exam. >> I need to warn these animals will bite

45:08 >> I need to warn these animals will bite

45:08 >> I need to warn these animals will bite fingers. Got the white cheicked gibbon

45:10 fingers. Got the white cheicked gibbon

45:10 fingers. Got the white cheicked gibbon in here. Oh, it's so tiny. That's like

45:12 in here. Oh, it's so tiny. That's like

45:12 in here. Oh, it's so tiny. That's like the little uh

45:15 the little uh

45:15 the little uh little Jack from Pirates of the Caribbe.

45:17 little Jack from Pirates of the Caribbe.

45:17 little Jack from Pirates of the Caribbe. A. Can you see that? It's hard to see

45:19 A. Can you see that? It's hard to see

45:19 A. Can you see that? It's hard to see through the fence.

45:21 through the fence.

45:21 through the fence. That is so cute.

45:25 That is so cute.

45:25 That is so cute. I have a suspicion they'd bite, though.

45:30 Why do they always look so itchy? Oh,

45:30 Why do they always look so itchy? Oh, no. No. Look at this. I like to move it.

45:33 no. No. Look at this. I like to move it.

45:33 no. No. Look at this. I like to move it. Move it. Whoa. The ringtailed lemur.

45:37 Move it. Whoa. The ringtailed lemur.

45:37 Move it. Whoa. The ringtailed lemur. Lemur.

45:39 Lemur.

45:39 Lemur. Oh,

45:40 Oh,

45:40 Oh, they heard my cry.

45:43 they heard my cry.

45:43 they heard my cry. There's more of them. This one looks

45:45 There's more of them. This one looks

45:45 There's more of them. This one looks like he's trying to escape. Lemur.

45:48 like he's trying to escape. Lemur.

45:48 like he's trying to escape. Lemur. Whoa.

45:53 It's weird that the lemurs listen and

45:53 It's weird that the lemurs listen and look right into your eyes and then talk.

45:56 look right into your eyes and then talk.

45:56 look right into your eyes and then talk. You got anything to say? For the record,

46:00 You got anything to say? For the record,

46:00 You got anything to say? For the record, you like snakes?

46:07 No. All right. This might be the

46:07 No. All right. This might be the weirdest looking freaking chicken I've

46:09 weirdest looking freaking chicken I've

46:09 weirdest looking freaking chicken I've ever What is that chicken doing? No

46:10 ever What is that chicken doing? No

46:10 ever What is that chicken doing? No idea.

46:11 idea.

46:11 idea. >> He's got his cowboy boots on. Help.

46:13 >> He's got his cowboy boots on. Help.

46:13 >> He's got his cowboy boots on. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Okay, you

46:15 Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Okay, you

46:15 Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Okay, you can mine for gems here, but the real

46:16 can mine for gems here, but the real

46:16 can mine for gems here, but the real gems are the jokes today. They've got

46:18 gems are the jokes today. They've got

46:18 gems are the jokes today. They've got parrots over here. I got to be careful

46:21 parrots over here. I got to be careful

46:21 parrots over here. I got to be careful how much uh screen time I give these

46:23 how much uh screen time I give these

46:24 how much uh screen time I give these parrots because they are pretty

46:25 parrots because they are pretty

46:25 parrots because they are pretty foulmouthed. Sure. Now you're being good

46:27 foulmouthed. Sure. Now you're being good

46:27 foulmouthed. Sure. Now you're being good when the camera's on. Apparently, you

46:30 when the camera's on. Apparently, you

46:30 when the camera's on. Apparently, you have the option to feed the camels,

46:33 have the option to feed the camels,

46:33 have the option to feed the camels, which might be why they are coming

46:35 which might be why they are coming

46:35 which might be why they are coming closer to us. Look at this.

46:40 closer to us. Look at this.

46:40 closer to us. Look at this. The camel is approaching. I hear a very

46:42 The camel is approaching. I hear a very

46:42 The camel is approaching. I hear a very deep voice. Is that your sign?

46:43 deep voice. Is that your sign?

46:44 deep voice. Is that your sign? >> No, it's George.

46:45 >> No, it's George.

46:45 >> No, it's George. >> Oh, George. George Salazar from

46:49 >> Oh, George. George Salazar from

46:49 >> Oh, George. George Salazar from California. George, look at this camel,

46:51 California. George, look at this camel,

46:51 California. George, look at this camel, George. Oh my goodness. Please do not

46:54 George. Oh my goodness. Please do not

46:54 George. Oh my goodness. Please do not spit on us, sir. Oh, no. He's spitting.

46:57 spit on us, sir. Oh, no. He's spitting.

46:57 spit on us, sir. Oh, no. He's spitting. Or he's got He's drooling. It's a

46:59 Or he's got He's drooling. It's a

46:59 Or he's got He's drooling. It's a drooling camel.

47:01 drooling camel.

47:01 drooling camel. >> I've never seen that kind.

47:03 >> I've never seen that kind.

47:03 >> I've never seen that kind. Oh, dude. If that thing bit you, that

47:05 Oh, dude. If that thing bit you, that

47:05 Oh, dude. If that thing bit you, that would hurt so bad. I'm sorry. I'm not

47:07 would hurt so bad. I'm sorry. I'm not

47:07 would hurt so bad. I'm sorry. I'm not talking smack. I'm just just trying to

47:09 talking smack. I'm just just trying to

47:09 talking smack. I'm just just trying to call it how it is. Got some smaller

47:11 call it how it is. Got some smaller

47:11 call it how it is. Got some smaller camels out there and

47:14 camels out there and

47:14 camels out there and some zebra.

47:16 some zebra.

47:16 some zebra. This camel really wants to be You want

47:18 This camel really wants to be You want

47:18 This camel really wants to be You want to be friends, camel.

47:21 to be friends, camel.

47:21 to be friends, camel. >> I remember when you used to sell

47:23 >> I remember when you used to sell

47:23 >> I remember when you used to sell tobacco. I can't get over I can't get

47:26 tobacco. I can't get over I can't get

47:26 tobacco. I can't get over I can't get over these weird chickens right here.

47:29 over these weird chickens right here.

47:29 over these weird chickens right here. Anyway, that's it. Animal World and

47:31 Anyway, that's it. Animal World and

47:31 Anyway, that's it. Animal World and Snake Farm Zoo. See, now if it said

47:34 Snake Farm Zoo. See, now if it said

47:34 Snake Farm Zoo. See, now if it said Animal World much bigger outside, I

47:36 Animal World much bigger outside, I

47:36 Animal World much bigger outside, I maybe would have been more prepared. I

47:37 maybe would have been more prepared. I

47:37 maybe would have been more prepared. I thought we were going to stop here for

47:38 thought we were going to stop here for

47:38 thought we were going to stop here for like 10 minutes, see some snakes.

47:40 like 10 minutes, see some snakes.

47:40 like 10 minutes, see some snakes. Instead, we're over here getting some

47:41 Instead, we're over here getting some

47:41 Instead, we're over here getting some camel selfies.

47:43 camel selfies.

47:43 camel selfies. as you do. Look at these chickens

47:45 as you do. Look at these chickens

47:45 as you do. Look at these chickens waddling around.

47:47 waddling around.

47:47 waddling around. All right, camels. We're getting out of

47:49 All right, camels. We're getting out of

47:50 All right, camels. We're getting out of here. No offense. We're out of food.

47:59 The camel is excreting and growling.

47:59 The camel is excreting and growling. It is unhappy. We gave all the food to

48:01 It is unhappy. We gave all the food to

48:01 It is unhappy. We gave all the food to the little cute deer. We didn't know. We

48:05 the little cute deer. We didn't know. We

48:05 the little cute deer. We didn't know. We didn't know. It's making very disturbing

48:07 didn't know. It's making very disturbing

48:07 didn't know. It's making very disturbing sounds.

48:08 sounds.

48:08 sounds. >> I don't like that.

48:09 >> I don't like that.

48:09 >> I don't like that. >> You had a mini horse, but did you ever

48:10 >> You had a mini horse, but did you ever

48:10 >> You had a mini horse, but did you ever have a camel?

48:11 have a camel?

48:11 have a camel? >> No.

48:12 >> No. Oh, can you guys hear that? That is not

48:14 Oh, can you guys hear that? That is not

48:14 Oh, can you guys hear that? That is not our stomach.

48:14 our stomach.

48:14 our stomach. >> I don't like that.

48:15 >> I don't like that. >> I don't like it. It's trying to

48:17 >> I don't like it. It's trying to

48:18 >> I don't like it. It's trying to regurgitate something. All right, camel.

48:20 regurgitate something. All right, camel.

48:20 regurgitate something. All right, camel. We're leaving now for real. What do you

48:22 We're leaving now for real. What do you

48:22 We're leaving now for real. What do you think about that? Huh?

48:26 think about that? Huh?

48:26 think about that? Huh? You like it?

48:29 You like it?

48:29 You like it? Poor camel. We'll get it some brisket

48:30 Poor camel. We'll get it some brisket

48:30 Poor camel. We'll get it some brisket later. We'll come back tomorrow. Oh, one

48:32 later. We'll come back tomorrow. Oh, one

48:32 later. We'll come back tomorrow. Oh, one more animal on the way out. The wild

48:35 more animal on the way out. The wild

48:35 more animal on the way out. The wild North American tree. All right, the

48:36 North American tree. All right, the

48:36 North American tree. All right, the Snake Farm Zoo. We did it. It's much

48:40 Snake Farm Zoo. We did it. It's much

48:40 Snake Farm Zoo. We did it. It's much nicer on the inside than you would think

48:41 nicer on the inside than you would think

48:41 nicer on the inside than you would think it would be from the graphic design on

48:44 it would be from the graphic design on

48:44 it would be from the graphic design on the sign. Oh, now I see Animal World is

48:46 the sign. Oh, now I see Animal World is

48:46 the sign. Oh, now I see Animal World is right on there. Spent a lot longer in

48:48 right on there. Spent a lot longer in

48:48 right on there. Spent a lot longer in there than I meant to spend. But now

48:51 there than I meant to spend. But now

48:51 there than I meant to spend. But now Oscar is going to take me to see

48:53 Oscar is going to take me to see

48:53 Oscar is going to take me to see something even more Texasy. I had to

48:55 something even more Texasy. I had to

48:55 something even more Texasy. I had to wash my pants off, Oscar, cuz the goat

48:58 wash my pants off, Oscar, cuz the goat

48:58 wash my pants off, Oscar, cuz the goat climbed up on me and left some remnants.

49:01 climbed up on me and left some remnants.

49:01 climbed up on me and left some remnants. >> You got more.

49:01 >> You got more.

49:02 >> You got more. >> Oh no,

49:03 >> Oh no,

49:03 >> Oh no, >> you missed it.

49:03 >> you missed it.

49:03 >> you missed it. >> Oh no. Now it looks like I peed for no

49:07 >> Oh no. Now it looks like I peed for no

49:07 >> Oh no. Now it looks like I peed for no reason. Anyway, uh we were what was

49:09 reason. Anyway, uh we were what was

49:09 reason. Anyway, uh we were what was that? New Bron Falls. So, we were a

49:11 that? New Bron Falls. So, we were a

49:11 that? New Bron Falls. So, we were a little north. We're headed back to San

49:12 little north. We're headed back to San

49:12 little north. We're headed back to San Antonio now to see the most Texas thing

49:14 Antonio now to see the most Texas thing

49:14 Antonio now to see the most Texas thing ever. I'm so excited.

49:15 ever. I'm so excited.

49:15 ever. I'm so excited. >> One thing I like about Texas, bro. The

49:17 >> One thing I like about Texas, bro. The

49:17 >> One thing I like about Texas, bro. The frontage roads. How many frontage roads

49:19 frontage roads. How many frontage roads

49:19 frontage roads. How many frontage roads in California? No frontage roads at all.

49:22 in California? No frontage roads at all.

49:22 in California? No frontage roads at all. And the turnarounds. There's going to be

49:23 And the turnarounds. There's going to be

49:23 And the turnarounds. There's going to be a turnaround up here, right?

49:24 a turnaround up here, right?

49:24 a turnaround up here, right? >> Yep. We're going to use it.

49:25 >> Yep. We're going to use it.

49:26 >> Yep. We're going to use it. >> Yes. The turnaround dedicated Uturn

49:29 >> Yes. The turnaround dedicated Uturn

49:29 >> Yes. The turnaround dedicated Uturn lanes. Look at this right here. Oh. Oh.

49:31 lanes. Look at this right here. Oh. Oh.

49:31 lanes. Look at this right here. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Well, there's a big

49:33 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Well, there's a big

49:33 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Well, there's a big truck in the way so you can't really

49:34 truck in the way so you can't really

49:34 truck in the way so you can't really see. This lane right here doesn't go

49:37 see. This lane right here doesn't go

49:37 see. This lane right here doesn't go left in the intersection. It goes left

49:39 left in the intersection. It goes left

49:39 left in the intersection. It goes left before the intersection. I know people

49:41 before the intersection. I know people

49:41 before the intersection. I know people from Texas and other places are like,

49:43 from Texas and other places are like,

49:43 from Texas and other places are like, "What are you talking about? We got

49:44 "What are you talking about? We got

49:44 "What are you talking about? We got those all the We got those everywhere."

49:46 those all the We got those everywhere."

49:46 those all the We got those everywhere." Not in California. We don't. Right,

49:47 Not in California. We don't. Right,

49:48 Not in California. We don't. Right, Oscar?

49:48 Oscar? >> Right.

49:49 >> Right.

49:49 >> Right. >> There's no turnarounds there. Whoa.

49:52 >> There's no turnarounds there. Whoa.

49:52 >> There's no turnarounds there. Whoa. Also, there's no yield signs anywhere in

49:54 Also, there's no yield signs anywhere in

49:54 Also, there's no yield signs anywhere in California. People just don't We just

49:55 California. People just don't We just

49:55 California. People just don't We just ignore those if there are. There we go.

49:57 ignore those if there are. There we go.

49:57 ignore those if there are. There we go. Look, we turned around and we didn't

49:58 Look, we turned around and we didn't

49:58 Look, we turned around and we didn't stop at a red light. Ah, it's a freaking

50:01 stop at a red light. Ah, it's a freaking

50:02 stop at a red light. Ah, it's a freaking Texas miracle, dude. And here's the

50:04 Texas miracle, dude. And here's the

50:04 Texas miracle, dude. And here's the other Texas miracle. I didn't know it

50:05 other Texas miracle. I didn't know it

50:06 other Texas miracle. I didn't know it was at the mall. No, we're not going

50:07 was at the mall. No, we're not going

50:07 was at the mall. No, we're not going shopping. It's Saks Fth Avenue.

50:10 shopping. It's Saks Fth Avenue.

50:10 shopping. It's Saks Fth Avenue. Although, I mean, I guess we could. Do

50:11 Although, I mean, I guess we could. Do

50:11 Although, I mean, I guess we could. Do you need anything from Saks Fifth

50:12 you need anything from Saks Fifth

50:12 you need anything from Saks Fifth Avenue?

50:13 Avenue?

50:13 Avenue? >> No, I'm good. I'm good.

50:14 >> No, I'm good. I'm good.

50:14 >> No, I'm good. I'm good. >> You good? You sure? You don't need any

50:15 >> You good? You sure? You don't need any

50:15 >> You good? You sure? You don't need any bracelets, some jewelry, some

50:17 bracelets, some jewelry, some

50:17 bracelets, some jewelry, some accessories, some Crocs. Do they sell

50:19 accessories, some Crocs. Do they sell

50:19 accessories, some Crocs. Do they sell Crocs there?

50:20 Crocs there?

50:20 Crocs there? >> Yeah, they do have a Croc store.

50:21 >> Yeah, they do have a Croc store.

50:22 >> Yeah, they do have a Croc store. >> Do they really?

50:22 >> Do they really?

50:22 >> Do they really? >> Yeah, I bought my Ghostbuster Crocs

50:23 >> Yeah, I bought my Ghostbuster Crocs

50:23 >> Yeah, I bought my Ghostbuster Crocs there.

50:24 there. >> Look at the Cheesecake Factory. That's

50:26 >> Look at the Cheesecake Factory. That's

50:26 >> Look at the Cheesecake Factory. That's where they make all the cheesecake.

50:29 where they make all the cheesecake.

50:29 where they make all the cheesecake. Oh, I think I made a wrong turn. We

50:31 Oh, I think I made a wrong turn. We

50:31 Oh, I think I made a wrong turn. We don't want valet parking. No. Oh my

50:33 don't want valet parking. No. Oh my

50:33 don't want valet parking. No. Oh my gosh. This is it. Right here OUTSIDE THE

50:35 gosh. This is it. Right here OUTSIDE THE

50:36 gosh. This is it. Right here OUTSIDE THE NORTHSTAR MALL. THE WORLD'S

50:39 NORTHSTAR MALL. THE WORLD'S

50:39 NORTHSTAR MALL. THE WORLD'S LARGEST

50:41 LARGEST

50:41 LARGEST COWBOY BOOTS. I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M

50:43 COWBOY BOOTS. I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M

50:43 COWBOY BOOTS. I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING. Seems uncalled for. Look at

50:46 YELLING. Seems uncalled for. Look at

50:46 YELLING. Seems uncalled for. Look at this. The world's largest cowboy boots

50:50 this. The world's largest cowboy boots

50:50 this. The world's largest cowboy boots right out here in front of them all.

50:52 right out here in front of them all.

50:52 right out here in front of them all. They are absolutely gargantuan.

50:56 They are absolutely gargantuan.

50:56 They are absolutely gargantuan. And you know I'm going to say it. Would

50:57 And you know I'm going to say it. Would

50:57 And you know I'm going to say it. Would you LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEM BOOTS?

51:00 you LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEM BOOTS?

51:00 you LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEM BOOTS? >> 35 ft 3 in tall. Okay.

51:02 >> 35 ft 3 in tall. Okay.

51:02 >> 35 ft 3 in tall. Okay. >> 35 or 33 feet long and weighs 10,000 lb.

51:07 >> 35 or 33 feet long and weighs 10,000 lb.

51:07 >> 35 or 33 feet long and weighs 10,000 lb. >> What size is that?

51:09 >> What size is that?

51:09 >> What size is that? >> I think

51:09 >> I think

51:09 >> I think >> in a men's in a men's boot.

51:12 >> in a men's in a men's boot.

51:12 >> in a men's in a men's boot. >> 197.

51:13 >> 197.

51:13 >> 197. >> 35 ft tall. Is seven alleys tall. Oscar.

51:18 >> 35 ft tall. Is seven alleys tall. Oscar.

51:18 >> 35 ft tall. Is seven alleys tall. Oscar. Seven alleys can stand on each other

51:20 Seven alleys can stand on each other

51:20 Seven alleys can stand on each other right here by the Oh, seven alleys. That

51:23 right here by the Oh, seven alleys. That

51:23 right here by the Oh, seven alleys. That would be awesome. Seven alleys standing

51:25 would be awesome. Seven alleys standing

51:25 would be awesome. Seven alleys standing next to these boots. So, this is like

51:28 next to these boots. So, this is like

51:28 next to these boots. So, this is like the Taj Mahal of San Antonio, I'm

51:31 the Taj Mahal of San Antonio, I'm

51:31 the Taj Mahal of San Antonio, I'm assuming. I'm assuming you guys come out

51:33 assuming. I'm assuming you guys come out

51:33 assuming. I'm assuming you guys come out here all the time just to gaze.

51:34 here all the time just to gaze.

51:34 here all the time just to gaze. >> It's the Alamo and then we come out

51:36 >> It's the Alamo and then we come out

51:36 >> It's the Alamo and then we come out here.

51:36 here. >> Oh yeah, the Alamo first and then the

51:38 >> Oh yeah, the Alamo first and then the

51:38 >> Oh yeah, the Alamo first and then the boots. Maybe the snake farm in the

51:40 boots. Maybe the snake farm in the

51:40 boots. Maybe the snake farm in the middle. You're feeling loose. Yes,

51:44 middle. You're feeling loose. Yes,

51:44 middle. You're feeling loose. Yes, that is so freaking cool.

51:47 that is so freaking cool.

51:47 that is so freaking cool. Oscar's examining the the hob nails down

51:51 Oscar's examining the the hob nails down

51:51 Oscar's examining the the hob nails down there. The crazy thing is I bet honestly

51:54 there. The crazy thing is I bet honestly

51:54 there. The crazy thing is I bet honestly people from San Antonio, they're just

51:55 people from San Antonio, they're just

51:55 people from San Antonio, they're just cruising up and down the freeway right

51:57 cruising up and down the freeway right

51:57 cruising up and down the freeway right here. You probably cruise by this thing

51:59 here. You probably cruise by this thing

51:59 here. You probably cruise by this thing all the time and just take it for

52:00 all the time and just take it for

52:00 all the time and just take it for granted, but to me, a giant boot is a

52:04 granted, but to me, a giant boot is a

52:04 granted, but to me, a giant boot is a thing of wonder. Look at them boots. I

52:06 thing of wonder. Look at them boots. I

52:06 thing of wonder. Look at them boots. I saw the world's oldest, largest pecan

52:10 saw the world's oldest, largest pecan

52:10 saw the world's oldest, largest pecan yesterday, and now I'm seeing the

52:12 yesterday, and now I'm seeing the

52:12 yesterday, and now I'm seeing the world's largest cowboy boots.

52:16 world's largest cowboy boots.

52:16 world's largest cowboy boots. I don't know if there's anything left to

52:18 I don't know if there's anything left to

52:18 I don't know if there's anything left to do.

52:20 do.

52:20 do. Feel like I should just go home now and

52:22 Feel like I should just go home now and

52:22 Feel like I should just go home now and just give up. Just end the channel. I've

52:24 just give up. Just end the channel. I've

52:24 just give up. Just end the channel. I've seen it all. Look at the size of that.

52:27 seen it all. Look at the size of that.

52:27 seen it all. Look at the size of that. That is freaking cool. You could do one

52:29 That is freaking cool. You could do one

52:29 That is freaking cool. You could do one heck of a boot scoot boogie with those.

52:32 heck of a boot scoot boogie with those.

52:32 heck of a boot scoot boogie with those. Hey, do you even own any cowboy boots?

52:34 Hey, do you even own any cowboy boots?

52:34 Hey, do you even own any cowboy boots? >> No.

52:35 >> No. >> You were born here, right, in Texas? I

52:36 >> You were born here, right, in Texas? I

52:36 >> You were born here, right, in Texas? I thought it was a law. Don't you have to

52:37 thought it was a law. Don't you have to

52:37 thought it was a law. Don't you have to own them?

52:38 own them?

52:38 own them? >> I'm in the market.

52:39 >> I'm in the market.

52:39 >> I'm in the market. >> You're in the market?

52:40 >> You're in the market?

52:40 >> You're in the market? >> Well, there's a pair right here. And

52:42 >> Well, there's a pair right here. And

52:42 >> Well, there's a pair right here. And they look free for the taking, dude.

52:43 they look free for the taking, dude.

52:43 they look free for the taking, dude. That is awesome. Look at the size of

52:46 That is awesome. Look at the size of

52:46 That is awesome. Look at the size of them boots.

52:49 them boots.

52:49 them boots. Pretty hard boots to fill.

52:56 Oscar was just

52:56 Oscar was just lowering the mood telling me that he

52:58 lowering the mood telling me that he

52:58 lowering the mood telling me that he thinks he's seen a video of Adam here.

53:00 thinks he's seen a video of Adam here.

53:00 thinks he's seen a video of Adam here. But that's kind of like Simpsons did it.

53:01 But that's kind of like Simpsons did it.

53:01 But that's kind of like Simpsons did it. You ever see that sound park? It's like

53:03 You ever see that sound park? It's like

53:03 You ever see that sound park? It's like >> Yeah.

53:04 >> Yeah. >> Adam went everywhere. So, it's hard not

53:06 >> Adam went everywhere. So, it's hard not

53:06 >> Adam went everywhere. So, it's hard not to go someplace he went. Luckily, I

53:08 to go someplace he went. Luckily, I

53:08 to go someplace he went. Luckily, I haven't seen that video. So, you uh

53:10 haven't seen that video. So, you uh

53:10 haven't seen that video. So, you uh failed to bum me out. Sorry, buddy.

53:12 failed to bum me out. Sorry, buddy.

53:12 failed to bum me out. Sorry, buddy. >> I'll be bummed out later when I'm alone.

53:13 >> I'll be bummed out later when I'm alone.

53:14 >> I'll be bummed out later when I'm alone. >> Okay.

53:14 >> Okay.

53:14 >> Okay. >> All right. I know you can't top the

53:15 >> All right. I know you can't top the

53:15 >> All right. I know you can't top the boots, but we're here at Oscar's

53:17 boots, but we're here at Oscar's

53:17 boots, but we're here at Oscar's favorite restaurant, the Tai Bird. What?

53:20 favorite restaurant, the Tai Bird. What?

53:20 favorite restaurant, the Tai Bird. What? >> Don't put this on.

53:20 >> Don't put this on.

53:20 >> Don't put this on. >> It's Oscar's favorite restaurant. It's

53:22 >> It's Oscar's favorite restaurant. It's

53:22 >> It's Oscar's favorite restaurant. It's supposedly gluten-free.

53:25 supposedly gluten-free.

53:25 supposedly gluten-free. Thy bird. He loves gluten-free food. He

53:27 Thy bird. He loves gluten-free food. He

53:27 Thy bird. He loves gluten-free food. He can't get enough of it.

53:28 can't get enough of it.

53:28 can't get enough of it. >> I love gluten for the record.

53:29 >> I love gluten for the record.

53:29 >> I love gluten for the record. >> Thai food. What is it? Ty bird. Chicken

53:31 >> Thai food. What is it? Ty bird. Chicken

53:31 >> Thai food. What is it? Ty bird. Chicken and wine. See, look at this. All

53:34 and wine. See, look at this. All

53:34 and wine. See, look at this. All glutenfree. Glutenfree chicken tenders

53:37 glutenfree. Glutenfree chicken tenders

53:37 glutenfree. Glutenfree chicken tenders with rice and sauces.

53:40 with rice and sauces.

53:40 with rice and sauces. No gluten for Oscar. Look at this.

53:44 No gluten for Oscar. Look at this.

53:44 No gluten for Oscar. Look at this. We're sitting at two different tables

53:45 We're sitting at two different tables

53:46 We're sitting at two different tables cuz Oscar didn't want to look like a

53:47 cuz Oscar didn't want to look like a

53:47 cuz Oscar didn't want to look like a couple. That's a lie. I just wanted to

53:50 couple. That's a lie. I just wanted to

53:50 couple. That's a lie. I just wanted to manspread a little over here. Look at

53:52 manspread a little over here. Look at

53:52 manspread a little over here. Look at this t This stuff looks really good.

53:53 this t This stuff looks really good.

53:53 this t This stuff looks really good. It's all gluten-free.

53:55 It's all gluten-free.

53:55 It's all gluten-free. >> Here you go.

53:55 >> Here you go.

53:55 >> Here you go. >> Thank you. I'm so I'm stoked about this.

53:59 >> Thank you. I'm so I'm stoked about this.

53:59 >> Thank you. I'm so I'm stoked about this. A

53:59 A

53:59 A >> That was so good. Even Oscar was happy

54:03 >> That was so good. Even Oscar was happy

54:03 >> That was so good. Even Oscar was happy and they didn't even give you a side of

54:04 and they didn't even give you a side of

54:04 and they didn't even give you a side of gluten and you were just fine. Okay,

54:07 gluten and you were just fine. Okay,

54:07 gluten and you were just fine. Okay, we're back at the Alamo and I just asked

54:11 we're back at the Alamo and I just asked

54:11 we're back at the Alamo and I just asked Oscar, how often do you actually come

54:13 Oscar, how often do you actually come

54:13 Oscar, how often do you actually come here?

54:15 here?

54:15 here? >> Whenever you're in town.

54:16 >> Whenever you're in town.

54:16 >> Whenever you're in town. >> And that's it.

54:17 >> And that's it.

54:17 >> And that's it. >> Yep.

54:18 >> Yep. Oh, so the last time you were here is

54:20 Oh, so the last time you were here is

54:20 Oh, so the last time you were here is what, 2019?

54:22 what, 2019?

54:22 what, 2019? >> Yeah. Coy times.

54:24 >> Yeah. Coy times.

54:24 >> Yeah. Coy times. >> And then here we are now.

54:26 >> And then here we are now.

54:26 >> And then here we are now. >> We're back at the Alamo. You would think

54:28 >> We're back at the Alamo. You would think

54:28 >> We're back at the Alamo. You would think that uh if you live in San Antonio, you

54:30 that uh if you live in San Antonio, you

54:30 that uh if you live in San Antonio, you just come here every day.

54:32 just come here every day.

54:32 just come here every day. >> No.

54:32 >> No. >> What about the Riverwalk? Do people that

54:33 >> What about the Riverwalk? Do people that

54:33 >> What about the Riverwalk? Do people that live here actually come to the

54:34 live here actually come to the

54:34 live here actually come to the Riverwalk?

54:35 Riverwalk?

54:35 Riverwalk? >> We don't do that.

54:35 >> We don't do that.

54:36 >> We don't do that. >> Really?

54:36 >> Really?

54:36 >> Really? >> No. Only when we have people coming into

54:38 >> No. Only when we have people coming into

54:38 >> No. Only when we have people coming into town and we want to show them how

54:40 town and we want to show them how

54:40 town and we want to show them how beautiful our city is.

54:41 beautiful our city is.

54:41 beautiful our city is. >> You're like, "Look at this river."

54:42 >> You're like, "Look at this river."

54:42 >> You're like, "Look at this river." >> Like, but don't eat it. Don't eat down

54:43 >> Like, but don't eat it. Don't eat down

54:44 >> Like, but don't eat it. Don't eat down there. It's too expensive.

54:45 there. It's too expensive.

54:45 there. It's too expensive. >> You know what else I noticed, Oscar?

54:47 >> You know what else I noticed, Oscar?

54:47 >> You know what else I noticed, Oscar? Since I've been in Texas, not one person

54:49 Since I've been in Texas, not one person

54:49 Since I've been in Texas, not one person has said howdy

54:51 has said howdy

54:51 has said howdy >> to me.

54:53 >> to me.

54:53 >> to me. >> Is that normal or do they just they just

54:56 >> Is that normal or do they just they just

54:56 >> Is that normal or do they just they just hat? Okay.

54:56 hat? Okay.

54:56 hat? Okay. >> They they know you're not a Texan cuz

54:58 >> They they know you're not a Texan cuz

54:58 >> They they know you're not a Texan cuz they're wearing that hat.

54:59 they're wearing that hat.

54:59 they're wearing that hat. >> So if I bought a big like 10 gallon hat,

55:02 >> So if I bought a big like 10 gallon hat,

55:02 >> So if I bought a big like 10 gallon hat, they would say howdy.

55:03 they would say howdy.

55:03 they would say howdy. >> Or if it said something like along the

55:04 >> Or if it said something like along the

55:04 >> Or if it said something like along the lines of like

55:06 lines of like

55:06 lines of like I'm cool, I'm from Texas or like howdy,

55:09 I'm cool, I'm from Texas or like howdy,

55:09 I'm cool, I'm from Texas or like howdy, >> Texas native or something, they'd be

55:10 >> Texas native or something, they'd be

55:10 >> Texas native or something, they'd be like howdy.

55:11 like howdy.

55:11 like howdy. >> Or an armadillo. That's a big one.

55:13 >> Or an armadillo. That's a big one.

55:13 >> Or an armadillo. That's a big one. >> Okay. Get a freaking armadillo hat.

55:16 >> Okay. Get a freaking armadillo hat.

55:16 >> Okay. Get a freaking armadillo hat. Well, there you go. That's going to wrap

55:18 Well, there you go. That's going to wrap

55:18 Well, there you go. That's going to wrap it up. I figured we would end at the

55:21 it up. I figured we would end at the

55:21 it up. I figured we would end at the beginning. San Antonio, Texas. Remember

55:25 beginning. San Antonio, Texas. Remember

55:25 beginning. San Antonio, Texas. Remember the Alamo, everybody. Any parting words?

55:27 the Alamo, everybody. Any parting words?

55:28 the Alamo, everybody. Any parting words? >> Um, or I just stole them. I stole them

55:30 >> Um, or I just stole them. I stole them

55:30 >> Um, or I just stole them. I stole them right out of your mouth.

55:30 right out of your mouth.

55:30 right out of your mouth. >> Yeah, you just stole them.

55:31 >> Yeah, you just stole them.

55:31 >> Yeah, you just stole them. >> How often do you remember the Alamo?

55:33 >> How often do you remember the Alamo?

55:33 >> How often do you remember the Alamo? Honestly,

55:34 Honestly,

55:34 Honestly, >> uh, every minute I have an alarm that

55:36 >> uh, every minute I have an alarm that

55:36 >> uh, every minute I have an alarm that goes off on my phone. It's like,

55:38 goes off on my phone. It's like,

55:38 goes off on my phone. It's like, remember, I do it. I'm like, oh, yeah.

55:40 remember, I do it. I'm like, oh, yeah.

55:40 remember, I do it. I'm like, oh, yeah. >> All right, guys. If you want to help

55:41 >> All right, guys. If you want to help

55:41 >> All right, guys. If you want to help keep the show on the road the rest of

55:43 keep the show on the road the rest of

55:43 keep the show on the road the rest of the year, the links are in the

55:44 the year, the links are in the

55:44 the year, the links are in the description.

55:47 description.

55:47 description. Ah, the vision quest continues. I'm sure

55:49 Ah, the vision quest continues. I'm sure

55:49 Ah, the vision quest continues. I'm sure there'll be more sad days, but today was

55:51 there'll be more sad days, but today was

55:51 there'll be more sad days, but today was a good day with my friend Oscar Lopez.

55:53 a good day with my friend Oscar Lopez.

55:53 a good day with my friend Oscar Lopez. Oscar's Odyssey on YouTube. If you want

55:55 Oscar's Odyssey on YouTube. If you want

55:55 Oscar's Odyssey on YouTube. If you want to see what the snake farm used to look

55:56 to see what the snake farm used to look

55:56 to see what the snake farm used to look like, go leave him a comment. Tell him

55:58 like, go leave him a comment. Tell him

55:58 like, go leave him a comment. Tell him to uh tell him to make some more YouTube

56:00 to uh tell him to make some more YouTube

56:00 to uh tell him to make some more YouTube videos because they are funny. Oscar's a

56:03 videos because they are funny. Oscar's a

56:03 videos because they are funny. Oscar's a good guy. And with that, we've done our

56:05 good guy. And with that, we've done our

56:05 good guy. And with that, we've done our duty. Go home,

56:07 duty. Go home,

56:07 duty. Go home, sleep well.

56:46 All right. So,

56:46 All right. So, supplementary material here. I went to

56:48 supplementary material here. I went to

56:48 supplementary material here. I went to the Out West, Southwest, and Western

56:51 the Out West, Southwest, and Western

56:51 the Out West, Southwest, and Western Jewelry, clothing, and gifts, and Oscar

56:54 Jewelry, clothing, and gifts, and Oscar

56:54 Jewelry, clothing, and gifts, and Oscar convinced me to make a purchase. Here it

56:56 convinced me to make a purchase. Here it

56:56 convinced me to make a purchase. Here it is, y'all. Howdy.

56:58 is, y'all. Howdy.

56:58 is, y'all. Howdy. >> I think it looks great.

56:59 >> I think it looks great.

56:59 >> I think it looks great. >> Do I look like a Texan?

57:00 >> Do I look like a Texan? >> You do.

57:01 >> You do.

57:01 >> You do. >> From the waist up completely.

57:03 >> From the waist up completely.

57:03 >> From the waist up completely. >> Like, would you buy this?

57:04 >> Like, would you buy this?

57:04 >> Like, would you buy this? >> You got to hide.

57:05 >> You got to hide.

57:05 >> You got to hide. >> Hide the Muppets.

57:05 >> Hide the Muppets.

57:06 >> Hide the Muppets. >> The Muppets. Yeah,

57:07 >> The Muppets. Yeah,

57:07 >> The Muppets. Yeah, >> the Muppets are cool.

57:09 >> the Muppets are cool.

57:09 >> the Muppets are cool. >> Yeah, but they're not really texting.

57:10 >> Yeah, but they're not really texting.

57:10 >> Yeah, but they're not really texting. >> Okay, they're not texting. What is

57:12 >> Okay, they're not texting. What is

57:12 >> Okay, they're not texting. What is >> I like a Get a

57:13 >> I like a Get a

57:13 >> I like a Get a >> I got a Bucky shirt on.

57:15 >> I got a Bucky shirt on.

57:15 >> I got a Bucky shirt on. >> There you go.

57:15 >> There you go.

57:15 >> There you go. >> Underneath. Look at

57:16 >> Underneath. Look at

57:16 >> Underneath. Look at >> There you go. Completed.

57:19 >> There you go. Completed.

57:19 >> There you go. Completed. I'm a man now.

57:23 I'm a man now.

57:23 I'm a man now. And it happened here.

57:25 And it happened here.

57:25 And it happened here. >> Only took 40 something years

57:26 >> Only took 40 something years

57:26 >> Only took 40 something years >> at the Alamo.

57:28 >> at the Alamo.

57:28 >> at the Alamo. So, watch out.

57:31 So, watch out.

57:31 So, watch out. Why' I buy this hat?

57:34 Why' I buy this hat?

57:34 Why' I buy this hat? You did this to me. Peer pressure is

57:36 You did this to me. Peer pressure is

57:36 You did this to me. Peer pressure is real, people.

57:36 real, people.

57:36 real, people. >> Supplementary material part two. The

57:38 >> Supplementary material part two. The

57:38 >> Supplementary material part two. The Alamo welcome center I was in earlier.

57:40 Alamo welcome center I was in earlier.

57:40 Alamo welcome center I was in earlier. What did you just say to me?

57:41 What did you just say to me?

57:41 What did you just say to me? >> Then the movie blank check when he goes

57:43 >> Then the movie blank check when he goes

57:43 >> Then the movie blank check when he goes to like an ice cream shop.

57:44 to like an ice cream shop.

57:44 to like an ice cream shop. >> 1993's blank check.

57:46 >> 1993's blank check.

57:46 >> 1993's blank check. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is the ice cream

57:48 >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is the ice cream

57:48 >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is the ice cream shop that they that they go to with the

57:49 shop that they that they go to with the

57:49 shop that they that they go to with the limo. You can see the shot and they're

57:51 limo. You can see the shot and they're

57:51 limo. You can see the shot and they're in front of this little shop. It used to

57:52 in front of this little shop. It used to

57:52 in front of this little shop. It used to be

57:53 be

57:53 be >> I did not know that was filmed in San

57:54 >> I did not know that was filmed in San

57:54 >> I did not know that was filmed in San Antonio.

57:54 Antonio.

57:54 Antonio. >> Well, the house is in Austin.

57:56 >> Well, the house is in Austin.

57:56 >> Well, the house is in Austin. >> So the next time I come here, we're

57:57 >> So the next time I come here, we're

57:57 >> So the next time I come here, we're doing a whole day of blank check filming

57:59 doing a whole day of blank check filming

57:59 doing a whole day of blank check filming location. That's what we would have done

58:00 location. That's what we would have done

58:00 location. That's what we would have done today. I didn't know.

58:01 today. I didn't know.

58:01 today. I didn't know. >> Well, now I got I got to get you back

58:03 >> Well, now I got I got to get you back

58:03 >> Well, now I got I got to get you back here somehow.

58:05 here somehow.

58:05 here somehow. Oh my gosh. Blank check.

58:08 Oh my gosh. Blank check.

58:08 Oh my gosh. Blank check. The best movie ever. Maybe one of

58:11 The best movie ever. Maybe one of

58:11 The best movie ever. Maybe one of >> the chick was hot.

58:12 >> the chick was hot.

58:12 >> the chick was hot. >> This snake really doesn't want to be on

58:14 >> This snake really doesn't want to be on

58:14 >> This snake really doesn't want to be on YouTube. He's literally hiding under the

58:16 YouTube. He's literally hiding under the

58:16 YouTube. He's literally hiding under the dirt. He's not into it.

58:20 dirt. He's not into it.

58:20 dirt. He's not into it. Got a lot of lizards in here

58:22 Got a lot of lizards in here

58:22 Got a lot of lizards in here hiding in their enclosures.

58:25 hiding in their enclosures.

58:25 hiding in their enclosures. >> I really miss George right now, dude.

58:27 >> I really miss George right now, dude.

58:27 >> I really miss George right now, dude. Cuz I love all We had all the best

58:28 Cuz I love all We had all the best

58:28 Cuz I love all We had all the best adventures. You, me, and George. We had

58:31 adventures. You, me, and George. We had

58:31 adventures. You, me, and George. We had the best adventures. I love this guy,

58:33 the best adventures. I love this guy,

58:33 the best adventures. I love this guy, dude. Just the posture. Hey guys,

58:37 dude. Just the posture. Hey guys,

58:37 dude. Just the posture. Hey guys, you guys got any coffee? I don't know

58:39 you guys got any coffee? I don't know

58:39 you guys got any coffee? I don't know why I said water like that. I spent a

58:41 why I said water like that. I spent a

58:41 why I said water like that. I spent a little too much time in the south. I

58:42 little too much time in the south. I

58:42 little too much time in the south. I guess they got some boas in here. One up

58:45 guess they got some boas in here. One up

58:46 guess they got some boas in here. One up here. And one taking a dip.

58:48 here. And one taking a dip.

58:48 here. And one taking a dip. >> Can he breathe under there? Where's his

58:50 >> Can he breathe under there? Where's his

58:50 >> Can he breathe under there? Where's his head? Oh, his head's just sticking out

58:52 head? Oh, his head's just sticking out

58:52 head? Oh, his head's just sticking out of THE WATER. OSCAR. OW. I'VE BEEN

58:55 of THE WATER. OSCAR. OW. I'VE BEEN

58:55 of THE WATER. OSCAR. OW. I'VE BEEN RAMMED BY GOATS.

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