Being Dead and Manly at Knott's Berry Farm

0:04 hm I don't know if that's entirely true

0:04 hm I don't know if that's entirely true but showing up is pretty important if

0:07 but showing up is pretty important if

0:07 but showing up is pretty important if you don't show up you can't grow up and

0:09 you don't show up you can't grow up and

0:09 you don't show up you can't grow up and then you'll never blow up right it makes

0:12 then you'll never blow up right it makes

0:12 then you'll never blow up right it makes okay that's why right now I got to drop

0:14 okay that's why right now I got to drop

0:14 okay that's why right now I got to drop Ally back off at her

0:17 Ally back off at her

0:17 Ally back off at her school hey bye Ally see

0:20 school hey bye Ally see

0:20 school hey bye Ally see you it's the some

0:24 you it's the some

0:24 you it's the some time Vlog yeah yeah it's a vlog that

0:28 time Vlog yeah yeah it's a vlog that

0:28 time Vlog yeah yeah it's a vlog that happens sometime

0:37 wow

0:37 wow wowow that's the actual that's the

0:39 wowow that's the actual that's the

0:40 wowow that's the actual that's the actual rose wow wow wow you know I don't

0:43 actual rose wow wow wow you know I don't

0:43 actual rose wow wow wow you know I don't want to be whatever but I was actually

0:44 want to be whatever but I was actually

0:44 want to be whatever but I was actually thinking today you know what I'm a

0:47 thinking today you know what I'm a

0:47 thinking today you know what I'm a pretty good boyfriend I come down to

0:49 pretty good boyfriend I come down to

0:49 pretty good boyfriend I come down to beauty school for Ali's lunch breaks and

0:51 beauty school for Ali's lunch breaks and

0:51 beauty school for Ali's lunch breaks and we hang out I go clothes shopping with

0:54 we hang out I go clothes shopping with

0:54 we hang out I go clothes shopping with her I'll even go in Sephora for like a

0:56 her I'll even go in Sephora for like a

0:56 her I'll even go in Sephora for like a long time with her we talk about makeup

0:58 long time with her we talk about makeup

0:58 long time with her we talk about makeup and puppies and kittens and things I can

1:00 and puppies and kittens and things I can

1:00 and puppies and kittens and things I can show her my soft and sensitive side yeah

1:04 show her my soft and sensitive side yeah

1:04 show her my soft and sensitive side yeah all things considered I guess you could

1:05 all things considered I guess you could

1:05 all things considered I guess you could say I'm pretty comfortable doing girly

1:08 say I'm pretty comfortable doing girly

1:08 say I'm pretty comfortable doing girly stuff but you know it's been quite a few

1:10 stuff but you know it's been quite a few

1:10 stuff but you know it's been quite a few weeks of doing all this girly stuff and

1:12 weeks of doing all this girly stuff and

1:12 weeks of doing all this girly stuff and today I was I was starting to think I

1:14 today I was I was starting to think I

1:14 today I was I was starting to think I mean you know just a little bit but

1:16 mean you know just a little bit but

1:16 mean you know just a little bit but maybe it's time to get grimy maybe it's

1:18 maybe it's time to get grimy maybe it's

1:18 maybe it's time to get grimy maybe it's time to get gritty maybe it's time to

1:21 time to get gritty maybe it's time to

1:21 time to get gritty maybe it's time to let our hair down and not shave and be a

1:24 let our hair down and not shave and be a

1:24 let our hair down and not shave and be a man just trying to think of where we can

1:27 man just trying to think of where we can

1:27 man just trying to think of where we can go

1:28 go

1:28 go today where a man man can be a man you

1:31 today where a man man can be a man you

1:31 today where a man man can be a man you know wait a minute I think I might know

1:33 know wait a minute I think I might know

1:33 know wait a minute I think I might know a manly place what if we went to the

1:59 old wish seriously what's more manly

1:59 old wish seriously what's more manly than the old old west look at this dude

2:01 than the old old west look at this dude

2:01 than the old old west look at this dude he's so manly he's got a beard and he's

2:03 he's so manly he's got a beard and he's

2:03 he's so manly he's got a beard and he's smoking a pipe or something they got

2:05 smoking a pipe or something they got

2:05 smoking a pipe or something they got boots and hats and probably Spurs or

2:08 boots and hats and probably Spurs or

2:08 boots and hats and probably Spurs or something the old west when men were men

2:11 something the old west when men were men

2:11 something the old west when men were men and people could sweat and be dirty and

2:13 and people could sweat and be dirty and

2:13 and people could sweat and be dirty and have life huh a check this out look at

2:16 have life huh a check this out look at

2:16 have life huh a check this out look at all these guns guns are super manly be

2:19 all these guns guns are super manly be

2:19 all these guns guns are super manly be careful though takes a real man to

2:21 careful though takes a real man to

2:21 careful though takes a real man to handle oh heck yeah shooting stuff

2:23 handle oh heck yeah shooting stuff

2:23 handle oh heck yeah shooting stuff pretty manly stuff oh look over here

2:25 pretty manly stuff oh look over here

2:25 pretty manly stuff oh look over here look at this guy this guy's making stuff

2:27 look at this guy this guy's making stuff

2:27 look at this guy this guy's making stuff out of metal that's man what you're

2:30 out of metal that's man what you're

2:30 out of metal that's man what you're doing right there sir well you know you

2:32 doing right there sir well you know you

2:32 doing right there sir well you know you can say that again and be right both

2:33 can say that again and be right both

2:34 can say that again and be right both times oo look at that

2:37 times oo look at that

2:37 times oo look at that wow making stuff out of metal using fire

2:41 wow making stuff out of metal using fire

2:41 wow making stuff out of metal using fire and hammers that's manly stuff right

2:43 and hammers that's manly stuff right

2:43 and hammers that's manly stuff right there oh wait for

2:45 there oh wait for

2:45 there oh wait for it jez you think this blacksmith knows

2:48 it jez you think this blacksmith knows

2:48 it jez you think this blacksmith knows what a Sephora is I don't think so to be

2:51 what a Sephora is I don't think so to be

2:51 what a Sephora is I don't think so to be honest with you I don't even know if he

2:52 honest with you I don't even know if he

2:52 honest with you I don't even know if he knows what electricity is but don't tell

2:55 knows what electricity is but don't tell

2:55 knows what electricity is but don't tell him cuz this is awesome all right check

2:57 him cuz this is awesome all right check

2:57 him cuz this is awesome all right check this out over here we got a whole stable

3:00 this out over here we got a whole stable

3:00 this out over here we got a whole stable full of horses what's more manly than a

3:02 full of horses what's more manly than a

3:02 full of horses what's more manly than a man in his horse that's tough right

3:04 man in his horse that's tough right

3:04 man in his horse that's tough right there that's hardcore that's real cowboy

3:07 there that's hardcore that's real cowboy

3:07 there that's hardcore that's real cowboy stuff

3:09 stuff

3:09 stuff hey he's eating hey

3:18 hey oh he came over here he's so pretty

3:18 hey oh he came over here he's so pretty you're so cute you're so

3:27 adorable so manly look at this over here

3:27 adorable so manly look at this over here a spotted donkey not as popular as the

3:30 a spotted donkey not as popular as the

3:30 a spotted donkey not as popular as the horses people in high school used to say

3:32 horses people in high school used to say

3:32 horses people in high school used to say that I was a jackass I don't know why I

3:34 that I was a jackass I don't know why I

3:34 that I was a jackass I don't know why I don't have any spots still a mystery

3:37 don't have any spots still a mystery

3:37 don't have any spots still a mystery that one see I knew I needed to come to

3:38 that one see I knew I needed to come to

3:38 that one see I knew I needed to come to not Berry Farm's ghost town today it's

3:41 not Berry Farm's ghost town today it's

3:41 not Berry Farm's ghost town today it's just so rugged remembering the old days

3:43 just so rugged remembering the old days

3:43 just so rugged remembering the old days with the miners camped out in the middle

3:45 with the miners camped out in the middle

3:45 with the miners camped out in the middle of nowhere putting out fires with

3:48 of nowhere putting out fires with

3:48 of nowhere putting out fires with buckets when men were men and Giants

3:50 buckets when men were men and Giants

3:50 buckets when men were men and Giants roam the Earth living in little houses

3:52 roam the Earth living in little houses

3:52 roam the Earth living in little houses where you could totally get splinters

3:54 where you could totally get splinters

3:54 where you could totally get splinters making stuff out of barrels yeah what

3:56 making stuff out of barrels yeah what

3:56 making stuff out of barrels yeah what happened to the old days before men wore

3:58 happened to the old days before men wore

3:59 happened to the old days before men wore perfume they were out living with the

4:01 perfume they were out living with the

4:01 perfume they were out living with the cactus getting poked and dying and stuff

4:04 cactus getting poked and dying and stuff

4:04 cactus getting poked and dying and stuff nothing's more manly than death actually

4:08 nothing's more manly than death actually

4:08 nothing's more manly than death actually I kind of wonder what it would be like

4:09 I kind of wonder what it would be like

4:09 I kind of wonder what it would be like to be dead huh only one way to find

4:15 to be dead huh only one way to find

4:15 to be dead huh only one way to find out huh I kind of like being dead nice

4:19 out huh I kind of like being dead nice

4:20 out huh I kind of like being dead nice and peaceful nice and quiet nice and

4:33 windy it's a little warm it's uh it's a

4:33 windy it's a little warm it's uh it's a little

4:33 little

4:34 little warm it's getting a little warm being

4:36 warm it's getting a little warm being

4:36 warm it's getting a little warm being [Music]

4:38 [Music]

4:38 [Music] dead yep little warm as

4:43 dead yep little warm as

4:43 dead yep little warm as hot my old Sunday school teacher said it

4:45 hot my old Sunday school teacher said it

4:45 hot my old Sunday school teacher said it would be hot once I died she was right

4:48 would be hot once I died she was right

4:48 would be hot once I died she was right burning wow I feel like I've come back

4:51 burning wow I feel like I've come back

4:51 burning wow I feel like I've come back from the dead resurrected a whole new

4:54 from the dead resurrected a whole new

4:54 from the dead resurrected a whole new man a man's man and the best way to

4:57 man a man's man and the best way to

4:57 man a man's man and the best way to celebrate this is where a man

5:00 celebrate this is where a man

5:00 celebrate this is where a man drink all right what's that that's up

5:05 drink all right what's that that's up

5:05 drink all right what's that that's up here H la la what's

5:15 this dang what's the manliest thing I

5:15 this dang what's the manliest thing I can get beer wine I

5:18 can get beer wine I

5:18 can get beer wine I know Barilla

5:36 ooo now that that was manly maybe a

5:36 ooo now that that was manly maybe a little too manly for me I mean nothing's

5:38 little too manly for me I mean nothing's

5:38 little too manly for me I mean nothing's too manly for me but oh check this out

5:41 too manly for me but oh check this out

5:41 too manly for me but oh check this out over here it's a leather shop what's

5:44 over here it's a leather shop what's

5:44 over here it's a leather shop what's more manly Than Leather taking the skin

5:46 more manly Than Leather taking the skin

5:46 more manly Than Leather taking the skin of a dead animal and making something

5:48 of a dead animal and making something

5:48 of a dead animal and making something neat out of it oh hang on though I

5:50 neat out of it oh hang on though I

5:50 neat out of it oh hang on though I better finish my SAS Barilla okay

5:52 better finish my SAS Barilla okay

5:52 better finish my SAS Barilla okay where's the recycling well let's see

5:54 where's the recycling well let's see

5:54 where's the recycling well let's see here's the trash but where's the where's

5:56 here's the trash but where's the where's

5:56 here's the trash but where's the where's the recycling I can't just throw a glass

5:58 the recycling I can't just throw a glass

5:58 the recycling I can't just throw a glass bottle in the trash can I wait a minute

6:00 bottle in the trash can I wait a minute

6:01 bottle in the trash can I wait a minute this is the old west we don't recycle

6:03 this is the old west we don't recycle

6:03 this is the old west we don't recycle here yeah manly doesn't feel wrong at

6:09 here yeah manly doesn't feel wrong at

6:09 here yeah manly doesn't feel wrong at all all right now for the leather oh

6:11 all all right now for the leather oh

6:12 all all right now for the leather oh sick chain wallets I used to have one of

6:14 sick chain wallets I used to have one of

6:14 sick chain wallets I used to have one of these cuz I'm super manly mine didn't

6:16 these cuz I'm super manly mine didn't

6:16 these cuz I'm super manly mine didn't have an eightball on it though it had a

6:18 have an eightball on it though it had a

6:18 have an eightball on it though it had a skull kind of like this one oh hell yeah

6:21 skull kind of like this one oh hell yeah

6:21 skull kind of like this one oh hell yeah brother skull fire that's manly right

6:24 brother skull fire that's manly right

6:24 brother skull fire that's manly right there but not as manly as El Diablo oh

6:28 there but not as manly as El Diablo oh

6:28 there but not as manly as El Diablo oh heck yeah that's super manly that's boss

6:30 heck yeah that's super manly that's boss

6:30 heck yeah that's super manly that's boss right there I'd totally wear that a sick

6:32 right there I'd totally wear that a sick

6:32 right there I'd totally wear that a sick check out these leather bracelets oh

6:34 check out these leather bracelets oh

6:34 check out these leather bracelets oh wait I already put one on dang I've

6:37 wait I already put one on dang I've

6:37 wait I already put one on dang I've heard of the power of the Cobra but what

6:38 heard of the power of the Cobra but what

6:38 heard of the power of the Cobra but what about the power of the skull the power

6:40 about the power of the skull the power

6:40 about the power of the skull the power of death everyone knows if you're

6:42 of death everyone knows if you're

6:42 of death everyone knows if you're hardcore you're super into death check

6:44 hardcore you're super into death check

6:44 hardcore you're super into death check out this manly leather fish purse hell

6:48 out this manly leather fish purse hell

6:48 out this manly leather fish purse hell yeah a sweet leather belts with flames

6:52 yeah a sweet leather belts with flames

6:52 yeah a sweet leather belts with flames oh dang I think I just found the

6:53 oh dang I think I just found the

6:53 oh dang I think I just found the manliest thing of all it's a yellow

6:56 manliest thing of all it's a yellow

6:56 manliest thing of all it's a yellow leather fanny pack oh heck yeah that

7:00 leather fanny pack oh heck yeah that

7:00 leather fanny pack oh heck yeah that place is officially the manliest place

7:04 place is officially the manliest place

7:04 place is officially the manliest place I've ever been yep the old west was a

7:07 I've ever been yep the old west was a

7:07 I've ever been yep the old west was a pretty hardcore place all right only the

7:10 pretty hardcore place all right only the

7:10 pretty hardcore place all right only the toughest of the toughest the manliest

7:12 toughest of the toughest the manliest

7:12 toughest of the toughest the manliest could survive out

7:15 could survive out

7:15 could survive out here wow look at this a grill where they

7:19 here wow look at this a grill where they

7:19 here wow look at this a grill where they serve meat and you had the leather back

7:21 serve meat and you had the leather back

7:21 serve meat and you had the leather back there and the blacksmith shop and the

7:23 there and the blacksmith shop and the

7:23 there and the blacksmith shop and the guns yep everything in this place is

7:26 guns yep everything in this place is

7:26 guns yep everything in this place is tough and hardcore and manly H like what

7:29 tough and hardcore and manly H like what

7:29 tough and hardcore and manly H like what do we got in here I bet it's something

7:30 do we got in here I bet it's something

7:30 do we got in here I bet it's something super awesome and

7:41 hardcore this isn't manly ribbon there

7:41 hardcore this isn't manly ribbon there was ribbon in the old west dress making

7:44 was ribbon in the old west dress making

7:44 was ribbon in the old west dress making materials there were ladies in the old

7:47 materials there were ladies in the old

7:47 materials there were ladies in the old west oh my gosh you mean there were

7:52 west oh my gosh you mean there were

7:52 west oh my gosh you mean there were fellas and Lady fellas out there on the

7:55 fellas and Lady fellas out there on the

7:55 fellas and Lady fellas out there on the Prairie out there in the desert in the o

8:00 Prairie out there in the desert in the o

8:00 Prairie out there in the desert in the o wish huh I guess I never thought about

8:02 wish huh I guess I never thought about

8:03 wish huh I guess I never thought about it before but the women folk were out

8:05 it before but the women folk were out

8:05 it before but the women folk were out there too and there were less of them

8:07 there too and there were less of them

8:07 there too and there were less of them and they had a hard time finding work

8:09 and they had a hard time finding work

8:09 and they had a hard time finding work and they had to put up with all the same

8:10 and they had to put up with all the same

8:10 and they had to put up with all the same crap the men did and they had to like

8:12 crap the men did and they had to like

8:12 crap the men did and they had to like make everything and take care of

8:14 make everything and take care of

8:14 make everything and take care of children and babies I never thought

8:18 children and babies I never thought

8:18 children and babies I never thought about that before women in the old west

8:21 about that before women in the old west

8:21 about that before women in the old west I'm used to thinking about all those man

8:23 I'm used to thinking about all those man

8:23 I'm used to thinking about all those man gunfighters and male gamblers and male

8:26 gunfighters and male gamblers and male

8:26 gunfighters and male gamblers and male cowboys and cow pokes and cow h and male

8:30 cowboys and cow pokes and cow h and male

8:30 cowboys and cow pokes and cow h and male cows doing tough stuff like shooting

8:33 cows doing tough stuff like shooting

8:33 cows doing tough stuff like shooting guns and wearing spurs boy it was easy

8:36 guns and wearing spurs boy it was easy

8:36 guns and wearing spurs boy it was easy to forget that there were women out

8:38 to forget that there were women out

8:38 to forget that there were women out there in the old west doing stuff you

8:40 there in the old west doing stuff you

8:40 there in the old west doing stuff you never really think about the women out

8:42 never really think about the women out

8:42 never really think about the women out there but there were women all over the

8:45 there but there were women all over the

8:45 there but there were women all over the old west this is crazy there are women

8:48 old west this is crazy there are women

8:48 old west this is crazy there are women everywhere and not just the kind that

8:50 everywhere and not just the kind that

8:50 everywhere and not just the kind that stick their legs out of buildings howdy

8:52 stick their legs out of buildings howdy

8:52 stick their legs out of buildings howdy ma'am you have a lot of guns oh well

8:55 ma'am you have a lot of guns oh well

8:55 ma'am you have a lot of guns oh well it's cuz I just came off a poliy I don't

8:57 it's cuz I just came off a poliy I don't

8:57 it's cuz I just came off a poliy I don't normally carry around this many guns I'm

8:59 normally carry around this many guns I'm

8:59 normally carry around this many guns I'm I'm much more Peaceable this one's

9:01 I'm much more Peaceable this one's

9:01 I'm much more Peaceable this one's broken that one came off a captured

9:04 broken that one came off a captured

9:04 broken that one came off a captured criminal that was mud Mayfields this is

9:06 criminal that was mud Mayfields this is

9:06 criminal that was mud Mayfields this is my normal everyday one and this is for

9:09 my normal everyday one and this is for

9:09 my normal everyday one and this is for when you're going on a party I don't

9:11 when you're going on a party I don't

9:11 when you're going on a party I don't carry it on normal occasion I was just

9:13 carry it on normal occasion I was just

9:13 carry it on normal occasion I was just realizing right now that there were so

9:15 realizing right now that there were so

9:15 realizing right now that there were so many women in the old west and they were

9:17 many women in the old west and they were

9:17 many women in the old west and they were just as tough as the men because they

9:19 just as tough as the men because they

9:19 just as tough as the men because they had to do all the stuff the men did and

9:20 had to do all the stuff the men did and

9:20 had to do all the stuff the men did and put up with the men oh well no I don't

9:23 put up with the men oh well no I don't

9:23 put up with the men oh well no I don't put up with them I put them in jail at

9:24 put up with them I put them in jail at

9:24 put up with them I put them in jail at their bad oh oh my goodness come to

9:28 their bad oh oh my goodness come to

9:28 their bad oh oh my goodness come to think of it I always about this place

9:30 think of it I always about this place

9:30 think of it I always about this place being built by Walter not but he was

9:32 being built by Walter not but he was

9:32 being built by Walter not but he was just a berry farmer until his wife came

9:34 just a berry farmer until his wife came

9:34 just a berry farmer until his wife came up with the idea to sell pies and

9:35 up with the idea to sell pies and

9:35 up with the idea to sell pies and chicken dinners oh my gosh that means

9:39 chicken dinners oh my gosh that means

9:39 chicken dinners oh my gosh that means the manliest thing you could be in the

9:41 the manliest thing you could be in the

9:41 the manliest thing you could be in the old

9:42 old

9:42 old west was a lady wow somehow I feel so

9:47 west was a lady wow somehow I feel so

9:47 west was a lady wow somehow I feel so much better it's okay to have a

9:48 much better it's okay to have a

9:48 much better it's okay to have a sensitive side it's okay to get excited

9:51 sensitive side it's okay to get excited

9:51 sensitive side it's okay to get excited about jams and jellies it's okay to be

9:53 about jams and jellies it's okay to be

9:53 about jams and jellies it's okay to be super into guns and bows and arrows or

9:56 super into guns and bows and arrows or

9:56 super into guns and bows and arrows or cuddle up with a little bunny I like a

9:59 cuddle up with a little bunny I like a

9:59 cuddle up with a little bunny I like a little white one hi little fella and

10:02 little white one hi little fella and

10:02 little white one hi little fella and most of all even if you're a dude a

10:04 most of all even if you're a dude a

10:04 most of all even if you're a dude a tough manly sort of dude it's okay to be

10:08 tough manly sort of dude it's okay to be

10:08 tough manly sort of dude it's okay to be into lady stuff look at my pretty Bonnet

10:11 into lady stuff look at my pretty Bonnet

10:11 into lady stuff look at my pretty Bonnet Isn't it nice not really my color though

10:14 Isn't it nice not really my color though

10:14 Isn't it nice not really my color though or my or my size I'm just going to I'll

10:17 or my or my size I'm just going to I'll

10:17 or my or my size I'm just going to I'll put that one right back for now in all

10:20 put that one right back for now in all

10:20 put that one right back for now in all seriousness though the other day when I

10:21 seriousness though the other day when I

10:21 seriousness though the other day when I was at the Museum of death in Hollywood

10:24 was at the Museum of death in Hollywood

10:24 was at the Museum of death in Hollywood and I was about to pass out and faint

10:25 and I was about to pass out and faint

10:25 and I was about to pass out and faint the guys in there were telling me that

10:27 the guys in there were telling me that

10:27 the guys in there were telling me that the women always make it through fine

10:29 the women always make it through fine

10:29 the women always make it through fine and it's to guys who faint like nine

10:31 and it's to guys who faint like nine

10:31 and it's to guys who faint like nine times out of 10 and like Mark Twain once

10:33 times out of 10 and like Mark Twain once

10:33 times out of 10 and like Mark Twain once said what would man be without woman

10:37 said what would man be without woman

10:37 said what would man be without woman scarce sir he said Mighty scarce it's

10:40 scarce sir he said Mighty scarce it's

10:40 scarce sir he said Mighty scarce it's weird because I have been walking around

10:42 weird because I have been walking around

10:42 weird because I have been walking around n Berry Farm now thinking wow women

10:44 n Berry Farm now thinking wow women

10:44 n Berry Farm now thinking wow women weren't very well represented in the old

10:46 weren't very well represented in the old

10:46 weren't very well represented in the old west but actually that's because way out

10:48 west but actually that's because way out

10:48 west but actually that's because way out in the mining towns especially there

10:49 in the mining towns especially there

10:49 in the mining towns especially there really weren't that many women out there

10:51 really weren't that many women out there

10:51 really weren't that many women out there it wasn't considered a proper place for

10:54 it wasn't considered a proper place for

10:54 it wasn't considered a proper place for women to be back then so you had all

10:56 women to be back then so you had all

10:56 women to be back then so you had all those dudes out there in the middle of

10:58 those dudes out there in the middle of

10:58 those dudes out there in the middle of nowhere building stuff out of braa

11:00 nowhere building stuff out of braa

11:00 nowhere building stuff out of braa working all hard getting all sweaty

11:02 working all hard getting all sweaty

11:02 working all hard getting all sweaty drinking all kinds of booze running

11:04 drinking all kinds of booze running

11:04 drinking all kinds of booze running around killing each other to be honest

11:06 around killing each other to be honest

11:06 around killing each other to be honest with you I'm glad I'm living now because

11:08 with you I'm glad I'm living now because

11:08 with you I'm glad I'm living now because I enjoy the presence of ladies and even

11:12 I enjoy the presence of ladies and even

11:12 I enjoy the presence of ladies and even though I love history and Adventures I

11:14 though I love history and Adventures I

11:14 though I love history and Adventures I love romping around in Death Valley and

11:16 love romping around in Death Valley and

11:16 love romping around in Death Valley and wandering all over the country I also

11:18 wandering all over the country I also

11:18 wandering all over the country I also really like Jane Austin novels and

11:21 really like Jane Austin novels and

11:21 really like Jane Austin novels and kittens and I like going shopping with

11:23 kittens and I like going shopping with

11:23 kittens and I like going shopping with my girlfriend and I love knickknacks and

11:26 my girlfriend and I love knickknacks and

11:26 my girlfriend and I love knickknacks and collectibles and chachis and little

11:28 collectibles and chachis and little

11:28 collectibles and chachis and little glass elephants you know you have to

11:31 glass elephants you know you have to

11:31 glass elephants you know you have to make these little glass things out of

11:32 make these little glass things out of

11:32 make these little glass things out of fire sounds pretty manly right well look

11:36 fire sounds pretty manly right well look

11:36 fire sounds pretty manly right well look at this did you expect her to be a dude

11:40 at this did you expect her to be a dude

11:40 at this did you expect her to be a dude shame on you that right there is hard

11:44 shame on you that right there is hard

11:44 shame on you that right there is hard freaking core I would be too scared to

11:47 freaking core I would be too scared to

11:47 freaking core I would be too scared to do that in a million years anyways back

11:49 do that in a million years anyways back

11:49 do that in a million years anyways back to my point I love cute things and

11:52 to my point I love cute things and

11:52 to my point I love cute things and babies and cuddling and watching Ann of

11:54 babies and cuddling and watching Ann of

11:54 babies and cuddling and watching Ann of Green Gables so even though I also love

11:56 Green Gables so even though I also love

11:56 Green Gables so even though I also love a lot of traditionally manly things I am

11:59 a lot of traditionally manly things I am

11:59 a lot of traditionally manly things I am pretty sure that if I had actually lived

12:01 pretty sure that if I had actually lived

12:01 pretty sure that if I had actually lived in the old west I would have been beaten

12:02 in the old west I would have been beaten

12:02 in the old west I would have been beaten up probably every day seeing you and

12:06 up probably every day seeing you and

12:06 up probably every day seeing you and trying to run over that's the cutest

12:08 trying to run over that's the cutest

12:08 trying to run over that's the cutest donkey

12:10 donkey

12:10 donkey ever what you doing what do you want to

12:12 ever what you doing what do you want to

12:12 ever what you doing what do you want to go this way a man who loves his donkey

12:15 go this way a man who loves his donkey

12:15 go this way a man who loves his donkey so even though things still aren't

12:16 so even though things still aren't

12:16 so even though things still aren't perfect in this world I'm glad we live

12:18 perfect in this world I'm glad we live

12:18 perfect in this world I'm glad we live in the now time a time where we can put

12:20 in the now time a time where we can put

12:20 in the now time a time where we can put our manly train engines on display but

12:23 our manly train engines on display but

12:23 our manly train engines on display but we can fill the back of it with pretty

12:25 we can fill the back of it with pretty

12:25 we can fill the back of it with pretty flowers aren't they beautiful bees be

12:36 I'm okay see not afraid it's fine now

12:36 I'm okay see not afraid it's fine now there's only one thing left to do after

12:39 there's only one thing left to do after

12:39 there's only one thing left to do after I say hi to Santa Claus go home and play

12:42 I say hi to Santa Claus go home and play

12:42 I say hi to Santa Claus go home and play violent video games with my son and then

12:44 violent video games with my son and then

12:44 violent video games with my son and then take my girlfriend to Sephora and stand

12:48 take my girlfriend to Sephora and stand

12:48 take my girlfriend to Sephora and stand there and enjoy it the whole time cuz

12:51 there and enjoy it the whole time cuz

12:51 there and enjoy it the whole time cuz that's what a real man does so thanks

12:54 that's what a real man does so thanks

12:54 that's what a real man does so thanks for hanging out with me while I got out

12:56 for hanging out with me while I got out

12:56 for hanging out with me while I got out of the house and did some man stuff it's

12:58 of the house and did some man stuff it's

12:59 of the house and did some man stuff it's been A real

13:00 been A real

13:00 been A real blast bang bang bangaroo I think I might

13:03 blast bang bang bangaroo I think I might

13:03 blast bang bang bangaroo I think I might actually be back in not Berry Farm

13:05 actually be back in not Berry Farm

13:05 actually be back in not Berry Farm pretty soon although I am planning a

13:07 pretty soon although I am planning a

13:07 pretty soon although I am planning a trip back out to the old way and go

13:10 trip back out to the old way and go

13:10 trip back out to the old way and go check out some parts of Arizona's Route

13:12 check out some parts of Arizona's Route

13:12 check out some parts of Arizona's Route 66 that I haven't seen before so I'm

13:14 66 that I haven't seen before so I'm

13:14 66 that I haven't seen before so I'm looking forward to that if you'd like to

13:16 looking forward to that if you'd like to

13:16 looking forward to that if you'd like to help out or just enjoy my videos I've

13:18 help out or just enjoy my videos I've

13:18 help out or just enjoy my videos I've got t-shirts Li fastport spreadshirt.com

13:20 got t-shirts Li fastport spreadshirt.com

13:20 got t-shirts Li fastport spreadshirt.com and patreon.com justinc if you'd like to

13:23 and patreon.com justinc if you'd like to

13:23 and patreon.com justinc if you'd like to send a dollar a month my way or

13:25 send a dollar a month my way or

13:25 send a dollar a month my way or something but either way as long as

13:27 something but either way as long as

13:27 something but either way as long as you've subscribed I'll see you all a

13:29 you've subscribed I'll see you all a

13:29 you've subscribed I'll see you all a little later down the old dusty trail so

13:33 little later down the old dusty trail so

13:33 little later down the old dusty trail so long everybody

13:35 long everybody

13:35 long everybody [Applause]

14:59 the oh

14:59 the oh aeign

16:27 that

16:27 that Joe what

16:29 Joe what

16:29 Joe what hey you're still in there yeah what do

16:33 hey you're still in there yeah what do

16:33 hey you're still in there yeah what do you think I'd be wow how long have you

16:35 you think I'd be wow how long have you

16:35 you think I'd be wow how long have you been in there now Joe 75 years oh do you

16:39 been in there now Joe 75 years oh do you

16:39 been in there now Joe 75 years oh do you think you'll ever get

16:40 think you'll ever get

16:40 think you'll ever get parole well that's going to be up to you

16:43 parole well that's going to be up to you

16:43 parole well that's going to be up to you can you put in a good word for me I

16:45 can you put in a good word for me I

16:45 can you put in a good word for me I could do my best all right well when you

16:47 could do my best all right well when you

16:47 could do my best all right well when you see the sheriff tell them I think Joe's

16:50 see the sheriff tell them I think Joe's

16:50 see the sheriff tell them I think Joe's been in here way too long okay I'll tell

16:53 been in here way too long okay I'll tell

16:53 been in here way too long okay I'll tell them I'll let you wait do they ever let

16:54 them I'll let you wait do they ever let

16:54 them I'll let you wait do they ever let you out to use the bathroom Joe well

16:56 you out to use the bathroom Joe well

16:56 you out to use the bathroom Joe well that they do okay well that's good yeah

16:59 that they do okay well that's good yeah

16:59 that they do okay well that's good yeah so you haven't been in there you haven't

17:00 so you haven't been in there you haven't

17:00 so you haven't been in there you haven't been in there the whole 75 years well

17:03 been in there the whole 75 years well

17:03 been in there the whole 75 years well yeah you know what I'm saying it'd be

17:05 yeah you know what I'm saying it'd be

17:05 yeah you know what I'm saying it'd be even more smelly if you were yeah well

17:08 even more smelly if you were yeah well

17:08 even more smelly if you were yeah well my my restroom is right next door here

17:11 my my restroom is right next door here

17:11 my my restroom is right next door here to the well was nice talking to you Joe

17:13 to the well was nice talking to you Joe

17:13 to the well was nice talking to you Joe I hope you get out well much oblig there

17:16 I hope you get out well much oblig there

17:16 I hope you get out well much oblig there young man thank you for coming by no

17:18 young man thank you for coming by no

17:18 young man thank you for coming by no problem cheer

17:19 problem cheer

17:19 problem cheer up you just lifted my spirits okay good

17:23 up you just lifted my spirits okay good

17:23 up you just lifted my spirits okay good tomorrow's a new day Joe yeah hey man

17:25 tomorrow's a new day Joe yeah hey man

17:25 tomorrow's a new day Joe yeah hey man see you later all right I mean I know he

17:27 see you later all right I mean I know he

17:27 see you later all right I mean I know he was already in trouble and everything

17:28 was already in trouble and everything

17:28 was already in trouble and everything it's a good thing they let sad ey Joe

17:30 it's a good thing they let sad ey Joe

17:30 it's a good thing they let sad ey Joe out to use the ouse every once in a

17:32 out to use the ouse every once in a

17:32 out to use the ouse every once in a while or he'd be in deep dooo

Being Dead and Manly at Knott's Berry Farm

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