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[Music] Is it Hill Valley 1955? Nope. It's a
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Is it Hill Valley 1955? Nope. It's a
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Is it Hill Valley 1955? Nope. It's a sometimes vlog.
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sometimes vlog.
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sometimes vlog. It's a vlog that happens sometimes.
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It's a vlog that happens sometimes.
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It's a vlog that happens sometimes. Welcome everyone to Starbucks, the one
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Welcome everyone to Starbucks, the one
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Welcome everyone to Starbucks, the one county corner from the other Starbucks
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county corner from the other Starbucks
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county corner from the other Starbucks here in the Orange Circle in Orange,
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here in the Orange Circle in Orange,
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here in the Orange Circle in Orange, California. And I am back home in my
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California. And I am back home in my
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California. And I am back home in my home of Orange County down in Southern
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home of Orange County down in Southern
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home of Orange County down in Southern California where I was born and where I
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California where I was born and where I
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California where I was born and where I was raised and where, let's face it, I
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was raised and where, let's face it, I
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was raised and where, let's face it, I will probably end up dying alone as a
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will probably end up dying alone as a
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will probably end up dying alone as a very old man. Cratchety old man.
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very old man. Cratchety old man.
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very old man. Cratchety old man. Speaking of old man, did you guys catch
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Speaking of old man, did you guys catch
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Speaking of old man, did you guys catch the old man Chhatzfield on the Sometimes
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the old man Chhatzfield on the Sometimes
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the old man Chhatzfield on the Sometimes vlog the other night? Well, it looks
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vlog the other night? Well, it looks
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vlog the other night? Well, it looks like and sounds like there's going to be
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like and sounds like there's going to be
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like and sounds like there's going to be an old man Chzfield t-shirt coming to
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an old man Chzfield t-shirt coming to
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an old man Chzfield t-shirt coming to live fastport. And speaking of which,
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live fastport. And speaking of which,
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live fastport. And speaking of which, look what showed up today in the mail.
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look what showed up today in the mail.
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look what showed up today in the mail. It is a random land hat. Look at that.
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It is a random land hat. Look at that.
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It is a random land hat. Look at that. Look at that. The spreadshirt sent me a
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Look at that. The spreadshirt sent me a
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Look at that. The spreadshirt sent me a random man hat today. Very stuff. Look
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random man hat today. Very stuff. Look
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random man hat today. Very stuff. Look it. Also, speaking of old men, look how
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it. Also, speaking of old men, look how
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it. Also, speaking of old men, look how old I look right now because somebody
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old I look right now because somebody
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old I look right now because somebody hind bucked my face and that would be a
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hind bucked my face and that would be a
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hind bucked my face and that would be a lack of sleep. Also, that I was wearing
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lack of sleep. Also, that I was wearing
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lack of sleep. Also, that I was wearing my sunglasses all day. And for some
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my sunglasses all day. And for some
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my sunglasses all day. And for some reason, I decided that it would be a
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reason, I decided that it would be a
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reason, I decided that it would be a good idea to leave him in my car.
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good idea to leave him in my car.
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good idea to leave him in my car. Oh, never mind him. He's just talking to
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Oh, never mind him. He's just talking to
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Oh, never mind him. He's just talking to his friend Emlio.
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his friend Emlio.
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his friend Emlio. I decided to leave my sunglasses in the
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I decided to leave my sunglasses in the
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I decided to leave my sunglasses in the car for no good reason. And now I am
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car for no good reason. And now I am
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car for no good reason. And now I am being blinded by the sun. I started
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being blinded by the sun. I started
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being blinded by the sun. I started driving at about 1:18 a.m. last night
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driving at about 1:18 a.m. last night
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driving at about 1:18 a.m. last night from Yuba City, California, all the way
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from Yuba City, California, all the way
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from Yuba City, California, all the way back down to Anaheim Hills, California.
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back down to Anaheim Hills, California.
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back down to Anaheim Hills, California. I really can't think while I was talking
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I really can't think while I was talking
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I really can't think while I was talking to Alio over there. Alio needs to give
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to Alio over there. Alio needs to give
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to Alio over there. Alio needs to give him back a suit jacket or whatever
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him back a suit jacket or whatever
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him back a suit jacket or whatever they're arguing about right now. Where
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they're arguing about right now. Where
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they're arguing about right now. Where is this woman? Where's she going?
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is this woman? Where's she going?
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is this woman? Where's she going? Somewhere important. She taking that
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Somewhere important. She taking that
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Somewhere important. She taking that baby to a baby party. I bet she is.
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baby to a baby party. I bet she is.
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baby to a baby party. I bet she is. This guy over here looks like an older
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This guy over here looks like an older
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This guy over here looks like an older version of my friend Bamboo Ben. That's
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version of my friend Bamboo Ben. That's
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version of my friend Bamboo Ben. That's neither here nor there. Okay. I just
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neither here nor there. Okay. I just
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neither here nor there. Okay. I just have a friend named Bamboo Ben and I
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have a friend named Bamboo Ben and I
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have a friend named Bamboo Ben and I wanted to brag about it. Okay. And these
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wanted to brag about it. Okay. And these
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wanted to brag about it. Okay. And these ladies here look very upset about not
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ladies here look very upset about not
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ladies here look very upset about not being allowed to be members of the Boy
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being allowed to be members of the Boy
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being allowed to be members of the Boy Scouts of America.
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Scouts of America.
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Scouts of America. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. They agree.
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They agree.
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They agree. Anyway, I started driving about 1:18
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Anyway, I started driving about 1:18
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Anyway, I started driving about 1:18 a.m. Look at this trolley here. I've
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a.m. Look at this trolley here. I've
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a.m. Look at this trolley here. I've never seen that before. 1:18 a.m. or so
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never seen that before. 1:18 a.m. or so
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never seen that before. 1:18 a.m. or so from what am I quoting when I'm saying
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from what am I quoting when I'm saying
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from what am I quoting when I'm saying 1:18 a.m. from U City, California all
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1:18 a.m. from U City, California all
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1:18 a.m. from U City, California all the way to Anaheim, California. And I
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the way to Anaheim, California. And I
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the way to Anaheim, California. And I knew I was going to hit LA traffic right
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knew I was going to hit LA traffic right
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knew I was going to hit LA traffic right at maximum sleepiness. So I actually
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at maximum sleepiness. So I actually
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at maximum sleepiness. So I actually pulled over, forced myself to sleep in a
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pulled over, forced myself to sleep in a
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pulled over, forced myself to sleep in a rest area for 2 hours. Got a little bit
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rest area for 2 hours. Got a little bit
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rest area for 2 hours. Got a little bit of a catnap just so I would look at how
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of a catnap just so I would look at how
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of a catnap just so I would look at how excited they are to be on that trolley.
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excited they are to be on that trolley.
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excited they are to be on that trolley. I kind of want to be on that trolley.
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I kind of want to be on that trolley.
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I kind of want to be on that trolley. We're going to be on that trolley
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We're going to be on that trolley
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We're going to be on that trolley eventually. We're going to figure out
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eventually. We're going to figure out
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eventually. We're going to figure out how to get on that trolley unless that
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how to get on that trolley unless that
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how to get on that trolley unless that guy bucks us with a skateboard. Anyway,
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guy bucks us with a skateboard. Anyway,
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guy bucks us with a skateboard. Anyway, so I made it home safe and sound. I was
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so I made it home safe and sound. I was
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so I made it home safe and sound. I was intending to go to Disneyland today and
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intending to go to Disneyland today and
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intending to go to Disneyland today and do a vlog. I have all kinds of cool
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do a vlog. I have all kinds of cool
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do a vlog. I have all kinds of cool Disney stuff, but as I am only operating
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Disney stuff, but as I am only operating
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Disney stuff, but as I am only operating on 2 hours of sleep right now, I'm going
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on 2 hours of sleep right now, I'm going
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on 2 hours of sleep right now, I'm going to have to just accept that getting home
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to have to just accept that getting home
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to have to just accept that getting home is doing my duty and I'm going to go
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is doing my duty and I'm going to go
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is doing my duty and I'm going to go home and sleep well. But yes, the random
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home and sleep well. But yes, the random
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home and sleep well. But yes, the random land trucker hats are in at lifesty.com.
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land trucker hats are in at lifesty.com.
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land trucker hats are in at lifesty.com. An old man Chzfield shirt is coming
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An old man Chzfield shirt is coming
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An old man Chzfield shirt is coming soon. I'm very excited, very, very
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soon. I'm very excited, very, very
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soon. I'm very excited, very, very excited about that. Old man Chassfield's
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excited about that. Old man Chassfield's
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excited about that. Old man Chassfield's a heck of a guy, isn't he? What a grumpy
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a heck of a guy, isn't he? What a grumpy
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a heck of a guy, isn't he? What a grumpy old character. Kind of reminds me of
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old character. Kind of reminds me of
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old character. Kind of reminds me of Tyler. an even older Tyler. No, I'm just
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Tyler. an even older Tyler. No, I'm just
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Tyler. an even older Tyler. No, I'm just kidding. Tyler's a positive little
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kidding. Tyler's a positive little
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kidding. Tyler's a positive little sensitive little guy, isn't he? Anyway,
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sensitive little guy, isn't he? Anyway,
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sensitive little guy, isn't he? Anyway, fellas and ladies, fellas and lady
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fellas and ladies, fellas and lady
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fellas and ladies, fellas and lady fellas, it's about that time to hit the
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fellas, it's about that time to hit the
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fellas, it's about that time to hit the old dusty trail. I know the vlog's been
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old dusty trail. I know the vlog's been
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old dusty trail. I know the vlog's been short. I have been very busy. Consider
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short. I have been very busy. Consider
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short. I have been very busy. Consider the past week was sort of my vacation.
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the past week was sort of my vacation.
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the past week was sort of my vacation. Taking a little vacation time, taking a
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Taking a little vacation time, taking a
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Taking a little vacation time, taking a little personal time to go pay off my
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little personal time to go pay off my
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little personal time to go pay off my debt to society in the form of that
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debt to society in the form of that
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debt to society in the form of that ticket up there in Mary'sville,
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ticket up there in Mary'sville,
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ticket up there in Mary'sville, California. also do a little research
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California. also do a little research
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California. also do a little research for future videos and also to hang out
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for future videos and also to hang out
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for future videos and also to hang out with my friend Ally and her friend MJ
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with my friend Ally and her friend MJ
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with my friend Ally and her friend MJ from Fright Planet, which you saw in the
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from Fright Planet, which you saw in the
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from Fright Planet, which you saw in the last vlog, which is pretty cool cat.
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last vlog, which is pretty cool cat.
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last vlog, which is pretty cool cat. Very cool, interesting dude.
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Very cool, interesting dude.
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Very cool, interesting dude. He likes Michael Jackson a lot, doesn't
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He likes Michael Jackson a lot, doesn't
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He likes Michael Jackson a lot, doesn't he? And he's got a couple of the moves.
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he? And he's got a couple of the moves.
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he? And he's got a couple of the moves. He's got some of the moose. Oh, we're
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He's got some of the moose. Oh, we're
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He's got some of the moose. Oh, we're not going to walk in front of that Range
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not going to walk in front of that Range
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not going to walk in front of that Range Rover. We're actually going to go into
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Rover. We're actually going to go into
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Rover. We're actually going to go into Starbucks and get a marshmallow
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Starbucks and get a marshmallow
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Starbucks and get a marshmallow rice krispie.
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rice krispie.
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rice krispie. I forget what they call them. They're
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I forget what they call them. They're
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I forget what they call them. They're rice krispie treats. Okay. But they're
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rice krispie treats. Okay. But they're
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rice krispie treats. Okay. But they're gluten-free. They didn't have one at
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gluten-free. They didn't have one at
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gluten-free. They didn't have one at that Starbucks, so I walked over here. I
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that Starbucks, so I walked over here. I
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that Starbucks, so I walked over here. I was going to start the vlog in there. I
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was going to start the vlog in there. I
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was going to start the vlog in there. I started it a little bit and then
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started it a little bit and then
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started it a little bit and then realized it wasn't recording. That's how
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realized it wasn't recording. That's how
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realized it wasn't recording. That's how tired I am. Everyone's very confused. I
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tired I am. Everyone's very confused. I
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tired I am. Everyone's very confused. I said, "What in the heck is happening?"
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said, "What in the heck is happening?"
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said, "What in the heck is happening?" Because they still don't understand that
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Because they still don't understand that
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Because they still don't understand that you're in there. Anyway, I am very
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you're in there. Anyway, I am very
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you're in there. Anyway, I am very tired. Very, very tired. So, I'm going
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tired. Very, very tired. So, I'm going
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tired. Very, very tired. So, I'm going to go home,
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to go home,
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to go home, sleep well. I'm going to see all of you
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sleep well. I'm going to see all of you
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sleep well. I'm going to see all of you guys tomorrow at Disneyland where I will
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guys tomorrow at Disneyland where I will
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guys tomorrow at Disneyland where I will be tomorrow. I will not be there
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be tomorrow. I will not be there
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be tomorrow. I will not be there hopefully the rest of the week because I
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hopefully the rest of the week because I
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hopefully the rest of the week because I do have to go out of town again. But
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do have to go out of town again. But
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do have to go out of town again. But this time for work for random lands and
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this time for work for random lands and
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this time for work for random lands and for vlogs specifically. So yes, I
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for vlogs specifically. So yes, I
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for vlogs specifically. So yes, I apologize for the shortage for the
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apologize for the shortage for the
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apologize for the shortage for the crudity of these vlogs. I didn't have
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crudity of these vlogs. I didn't have
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crudity of these vlogs. I didn't have time to build them to scale to paint
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time to build them to scale to paint
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time to build them to scale to paint them. But we have some epic vlog
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them. But we have some epic vlog
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them. But we have some epic vlog material coming soon, some epic random
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material coming soon, some epic random
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material coming soon, some epic random land material coming soon and all kinds
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land material coming soon and all kinds
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land material coming soon and all kinds of wonderful things are going to be
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of wonderful things are going to be
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of wonderful things are going to be happening on this channel and the other
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happening on this channel and the other
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happening on this channel and the other channel. So make sure to subscribe for
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channel. So make sure to subscribe for
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channel. So make sure to subscribe for some more sometimes vlog. Go check out
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some more sometimes vlog. Go check out
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some more sometimes vlog. Go check out these and some other wonderful things at
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these and some other wonderful things at
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these and some other wonderful things at livefastport.spreadshirt.com.
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livefastport.spreadshirt.com.
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livefastport.spreadshirt.com. Don't open this guy's car.
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Don't open this guy's car.
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Don't open this guy's car. Definitely don't take a ride with any
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Definitely don't take a ride with any
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Definitely don't take a ride with any strangers. That's good advice, right?
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strangers. That's good advice, right?
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strangers. That's good advice, right? Never take a ride with a stranger.
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Never take a ride with a stranger.
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Never take a ride with a stranger. Never take a ride with a stranger.
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And I'll see you guys in random land and
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And I'll see you guys in random land and right here in the sometimes vlog. Get at
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right here in the sometimes vlog. Get at
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right here in the sometimes vlog. Get at me on Twitter, Justin, Instagram,
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me on Twitter, Justin, Instagram,
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me on Twitter, Justin, Instagram, Justin, live, etc., etc., etc., etc.,
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Justin, live, etc., etc., etc., etc.,
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Justin, live, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc. I love you all. I'm
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etc., etc., etc. I love you all. I'm
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etc., etc., etc. I love you all. I'm sorry the vlog is so short today, but I
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sorry the vlog is so short today, but I
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sorry the vlog is so short today, but I just wanted to say hello and then I made
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just wanted to say hello and then I made
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just wanted to say hello and then I made it home and I'm alive. Dave, I didn't
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it home and I'm alive. Dave, I didn't
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it home and I'm alive. Dave, I didn't want you to worry about me, okay?
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want you to worry about me, okay?
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want you to worry about me, okay? Especially not you. Don't worry. It's
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Especially not you. Don't worry. It's
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Especially not you. Don't worry. It's cool. Don't worry. It's cool. I'm cool.
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cool. Don't worry. It's cool. I'm cool.
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cool. Don't worry. It's cool. I'm cool. We're all cool here outside of this
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We're all cool here outside of this
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We're all cool here outside of this building. He's especially cool. He's got
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building. He's especially cool. He's got
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building. He's especially cool. He's got the cool thing going with the face.
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the cool thing going with the face.
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the cool thing going with the face. So, that's about it.
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So, that's about it.
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So, that's about it. Subscribe. See y'all tomorrow.
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Subscribe. See y'all tomorrow.
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Subscribe. See y'all tomorrow. Bye-bye. Stop.