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Someone hit my car (and the Secret Disneyland Stump)

Date: April 28, 2016 Duration: 22m 16s
Ever wake up with a rash and a cranky car accident incident and just can't get your day into high gear without riding Indiana jones and having pizza and showing Adam the daily woo a stump and WHAT THE HECK IS IN THAT BOX!?
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1:05 I feel better it's the
1:05 I feel better it's the sun
1:21 some I need
1:21 some I need more I don't drink coffee I don't smoke
1:25 more I don't drink coffee I don't smoke
1:25 more I don't drink coffee I don't smoke I don't do drugs I rarely ever drink
1:28 I don't do drugs I rarely ever drink
1:28 I don't do drugs I rarely ever drink alcohol has to be like champagne at
1:29 alcohol has to be like champagne at
1:29 alcohol has to be like champagne at wedding or something
1:32 wedding or something
1:32 wedding or something this this is my advice I have come back
1:35 this this is my advice I have come back
1:35 this this is my advice I have come back to my incredibly creepy storage here
1:37 to my incredibly creepy storage here
1:37 to my incredibly creepy storage here this morning to drop off a couple of
1:40 this morning to drop off a couple of
1:40 this morning to drop off a couple of items it's this
1:44 items it's this
1:44 items it's this art I got to tell you this art might be
1:47 art I got to tell you this art might be
1:47 art I got to tell you this art might be the prettiest art of all of the art I
1:53 the prettiest art of all of the art I
1:53 the prettiest art of all of the art I made this here you have my main man Mark
1:56 made this here you have my main man Mark
1:56 made this here you have my main man Mark Twain contemplating the fate of inine
2:00 Twain contemplating the fate of inine
2:00 Twain contemplating the fate of inine Joe and next door you have Mark Twain
2:03 Joe and next door you have Mark Twain
2:03 Joe and next door you have Mark Twain the slightly older see slightly older
2:05 the slightly older see slightly older
2:05 the slightly older see slightly older author of the mysterious stranger and
2:09 author of the mysterious stranger and
2:09 author of the mysterious stranger and and Other Stories as well it's really
2:11 and Other Stories as well it's really
2:11 and Other Stories as well it's really the same picture of Mark Twain but it's
2:13 the same picture of Mark Twain but it's
2:13 the same picture of Mark Twain but it's really two different authors and two
2:15 really two different authors and two
2:15 really two different authors and two completely different moves Mark Twain
2:17 completely different moves Mark Twain
2:17 completely different moves Mark Twain the author of the book The Adventures of
2:20 the author of the book The Adventures of
2:20 the author of the book The Adventures of Tom Sawyer who was a little bit younger
2:22 Tom Sawyer who was a little bit younger
2:22 Tom Sawyer who was a little bit younger his kids were around he was happy
2:24 his kids were around he was happy
2:24 his kids were around he was happy reminiscing about childhood himself he
2:26 reminiscing about childhood himself he
2:26 reminiscing about childhood himself he called Tom sler a himm to Boyhood and
2:29 called Tom sler a himm to Boyhood and
2:29 called Tom sler a himm to Boyhood and then of course the older much more
2:31 then of course the older much more
2:31 then of course the older much more bitter and more accurate to the picture
2:33 bitter and more accurate to the picture
2:33 bitter and more accurate to the picture really Mark Twain the author of The Man
2:35 really Mark Twain the author of The Man
2:35 really Mark Twain the author of The Man Who corrupted hyberg and the mysterious
2:37 Who corrupted hyberg and the mysterious
2:37 Who corrupted hyberg and the mysterious stranger bitter nihilistic old Mark
2:40 stranger bitter nihilistic old Mark
2:40 stranger bitter nihilistic old Mark Twain that hates you know the universe
2:43 Twain that hates you know the universe
2:43 Twain that hates you know the universe and he's really bitter and all his
2:44 and he's really bitter and all his
2:44 and he's really bitter and all his family's dead that's the Mark Twain
2:46 family's dead that's the Mark Twain
2:46 family's dead that's the Mark Twain that's sort of in fashion right now the
2:47 that's sort of in fashion right now the
2:48 that's sort of in fashion right now the Mark Twain of Mark Twain's autobiography
2:49 Mark Twain of Mark Twain's autobiography
2:49 Mark Twain of Mark Twain's autobiography and all that kind of stuff and the you
2:51 and all that kind of stuff and the you
2:51 and all that kind of stuff and the you know modern world is like really like
2:53 know modern world is like really like
2:53 know modern world is like really like well he was angry at God and he was so
2:55 well he was angry at God and he was so
2:55 well he was angry at God and he was so cool and while I think he's super
2:56 cool and while I think he's super
2:57 cool and while I think he's super interesting Tom Sawyer author Mark Twain
2:59 interesting Tom Sawyer author Mark Twain
2:59 interesting Tom Sawyer author Mark Twain and the author of the Innocence of Rod
3:01 and the author of the Innocence of Rod
3:01 and the author of the Innocence of Rod and roughing it and even life on the
3:02 and roughing it and even life on the
3:02 and roughing it and even life on the Mississippi event of hacka Barry fin is
3:04 Mississippi event of hacka Barry fin is
3:04 Mississippi event of hacka Barry fin is much more my main muchacho to be honest
3:07 much more my main muchacho to be honest
3:07 much more my main muchacho to be honest with you I'm very interested in and
3:09 with you I'm very interested in and
3:09 with you I'm very interested in and fascinated by how one becomes the other
3:12 fascinated by how one becomes the other
3:12 fascinated by how one becomes the other these are sort of made like the album
3:14 these are sort of made like the album
3:14 these are sort of made like the album cover from my last album was made with
3:15 cover from my last album was made with
3:15 cover from my last album was made with like kind of like a weat pasted type of
3:18 like kind of like a weat pasted type of
3:18 like kind of like a weat pasted type of photoc Copy Type picture painted over a
3:21 photoc Copy Type picture painted over a
3:21 photoc Copy Type picture painted over a little bit and also glued it's like
3:23 little bit and also glued it's like
3:23 little bit and also glued it's like mixed media because there's that's what
3:25 mixed media because there's that's what
3:25 mixed media because there's that's what they call mixed media when you use other
3:26 they call mixed media when you use other
3:26 they call mixed media when you use other stuff you don't just paint things
3:27 stuff you don't just paint things
3:27 stuff you don't just paint things because you're not talented enough so
3:28 because you're not talented enough so
3:28 because you're not talented enough so you glue stuff or stencil stuff just
3:31 you glue stuff or stencil stuff just
3:31 you glue stuff or stencil stuff just like mix it all up I'm just kidding but
3:33 like mix it all up I'm just kidding but
3:33 like mix it all up I'm just kidding but uh yeah I made this art I actually have
3:36 uh yeah I made this art I actually have
3:36 uh yeah I made this art I actually have about 10 more things like this under
3:38 about 10 more things like this under
3:38 about 10 more things like this under construction with different people not
3:40 construction with different people not
3:40 construction with different people not just Mark Twain but a couple more Mark
3:42 just Mark Twain but a couple more Mark
3:42 just Mark Twain but a couple more Mark Twain pieces as well but these two were
3:45 Twain pieces as well but these two were
3:45 Twain pieces as well but these two were really the test and they're finished as
3:47 really the test and they're finished as
3:47 really the test and they're finished as it were so these ones are going into
3:49 it were so these ones are going into
3:49 it were so these ones are going into storage for now so that they're out of
3:50 storage for now so that they're out of
3:50 storage for now so that they're out of my face in the immediate so that's what
3:54 my face in the immediate so that's what
3:54 my face in the immediate so that's what I'm here to that's what I'm here for
3:56 I'm here to that's what I'm here for
3:56 I'm here to that's what I'm here for locking up locking up the art I'm so
4:00 locking up locking up the art I'm so
4:00 locking up locking up the art I'm so smart that I'm locking up my art that
4:01 smart that I'm locking up my art that
4:02 smart that I'm locking up my art that way nobody can poke a hole in it hi
4:11 Al I know I've been kind of quiet the
4:11 Al I know I've been kind of quiet the last couple days especially on social
4:13 last couple days especially on social
4:13 last couple days especially on social media but that's because Oscar my friend
4:15 media but that's because Oscar my friend
4:15 media but that's because Oscar my friend Oscar and I and even Adam the woo
4:17 Oscar and I and even Adam the woo
4:17 Oscar and I and even Adam the woo yesterday have been working on a very
4:18 yesterday have been working on a very
4:18 yesterday have been working on a very secret filming project for the past
4:20 secret filming project for the past
4:20 secret filming project for the past couple of days matter of fact I even got
4:22 couple of days matter of fact I even got
4:22 couple of days matter of fact I even got a rash from this costume that I was
4:25 a rash from this costume that I was
4:25 a rash from this costume that I was wearing yesterday it's mostly cleared up
4:27 wearing yesterday it's mostly cleared up
4:27 wearing yesterday it's mostly cleared up there's still a little bit left on my my
4:29 there's still a little bit left on my my
4:29 there's still a little bit left on my my face and if that wasn't enough to make
4:31 face and if that wasn't enough to make
4:31 face and if that wasn't enough to make me grumpy this morning some lady totally
4:35 me grumpy this morning some lady totally
4:35 me grumpy this morning some lady totally hit my car this girl backed up her red
4:38 hit my car this girl backed up her red
4:38 hit my car this girl backed up her red Toyota or Honda or whatever it was and
4:41 Toyota or Honda or whatever it was and
4:41 Toyota or Honda or whatever it was and totally poked a hole in my bumper look
4:45 totally poked a hole in my bumper look
4:45 totally poked a hole in my bumper look at the hole I was just sitting at the
4:47 at the hole I was just sitting at the
4:47 at the hole I was just sitting at the gas pump and she backed right into me I
4:49 gas pump and she backed right into me I
4:49 gas pump and she backed right into me I couldn't believe it I was like are you
4:50 couldn't believe it I was like are you
4:50 couldn't believe it I was like are you serious bro there was red paint all over
4:53 serious bro there was red paint all over
4:53 serious bro there was red paint all over but it mostly wiped off and she was like
4:54 but it mostly wiped off and she was like
4:54 but it mostly wiped off and she was like oh my gosh I don't want to contact my
4:56 oh my gosh I don't want to contact my
4:56 oh my gosh I don't want to contact my insurance company I got her information
4:59 insurance company I got her information
4:59 insurance company I got her information and so far I've just let her go she was
5:01 and so far I've just let her go she was
5:01 and so far I've just let her go she was like I'm on my way to a body shop
5:02 like I'm on my way to a body shop
5:02 like I'm on my way to a body shop anyways cuz I think the front of her car
5:04 anyways cuz I think the front of her car
5:04 anyways cuz I think the front of her car was messed up I I'll see what it cost to
5:06 was messed up I I'll see what it cost to
5:06 was messed up I I'll see what it cost to fix the hole in your bumper I'm like
5:08 fix the hole in your bumper I'm like
5:08 fix the hole in your bumper I'm like lady this car is not even paid off
5:11 lady this car is not even paid off
5:11 lady this car is not even paid off luckily it didn't like Dent it or crack
5:12 luckily it didn't like Dent it or crack
5:12 luckily it didn't like Dent it or crack the bumper too bad and nothing really
5:14 the bumper too bad and nothing really
5:14 the bumper too bad and nothing really that bad happened but it was one of
5:16 that bad happened but it was one of
5:16 that bad happened but it was one of those things like when somebody backs
5:18 those things like when somebody backs
5:18 those things like when somebody backs into your bumper and pokes a hole in it
5:20 into your bumper and pokes a hole in it
5:20 into your bumper and pokes a hole in it albe it a little tiny hole it's like
5:23 albe it a little tiny hole it's like
5:23 albe it a little tiny hole it's like really come on so I got a little rash on
5:28 really come on so I got a little rash on
5:28 really come on so I got a little rash on my face I little pimple thing hole on my
5:32 my face I little pimple thing hole on my
5:32 my face I little pimple thing hole on my bumper so things are just you know
5:35 bumper so things are just you know
5:35 bumper so things are just you know irritating but come on overall I got no
5:39 irritating but come on overall I got no
5:39 irritating but come on overall I got no big problems and the day is going to get
5:41 big problems and the day is going to get
5:41 big problems and the day is going to get better I got my Mountain Dew now it's in
5:43 better I got my Mountain Dew now it's in
5:43 better I got my Mountain Dew now it's in my body and I'm waking up and things are
5:48 my body and I'm waking up and things are
5:48 my body and I'm waking up and things are going to get better so let's go
5:50 going to get better so let's go
5:50 going to get better so let's go somewhere
6:00 mail thank
6:00 mail thank you all
6:03 you all
6:03 you all right to
6:06 right to
6:06 right to nothing
6:08 nothing
6:08 nothing huh wait a minute I might have something
6:11 huh wait a minute I might have something
6:11 huh wait a minute I might have something back there after all time that you were
6:12 back there after all time that you were
6:12 back there after all time that you were in somebody sent me like problem a pipe
6:16 in somebody sent me like problem a pipe
6:16 in somebody sent me like problem a pipe or a sword of some kind or a magical
6:19 or a sword of some kind or a magical
6:19 or a sword of some kind or a magical cane yeah you already signed it out last
6:22 cane yeah you already signed it out last
6:22 cane yeah you already signed it out last time I think got you know looked over
6:26 time I think got you know looked over
6:26 time I think got you know looked over maybe this is the magic wand I always
6:27 maybe this is the magic wand I always
6:28 maybe this is the magic wand I always wanted
6:30 wanted
6:30 wanted somebody yeah maybe no not Gandalf
6:34 somebody yeah maybe no not Gandalf
6:34 somebody yeah maybe no not Gandalf Gandalf wand I thought I was going to be
6:36 Gandalf wand I thought I was going to be
6:36 Gandalf wand I thought I was going to be funny and have nothing but Adam mlan
6:39 funny and have nothing but Adam mlan
6:39 funny and have nothing but Adam mlan sent me something what the HK do you
6:42 sent me something what the HK do you
6:42 sent me something what the HK do you think is in here HK by the way is a
6:45 think is in here HK by the way is a
6:45 think is in here HK by the way is a certain kind of elk that is very
6:47 certain kind of elk that is very
6:47 certain kind of elk that is very surprising that's why you're like what
6:48 surprising that's why you're like what
6:48 surprising that's why you're like what the HCK is that said so tell your
6:52 the HCK is that said so tell your
6:52 the HCK is that said so tell your friends I don't even know if I know how
6:54 friends I don't even know if I know how
6:54 friends I don't even know if I know how to open this or have this or have the
6:57 to open this or have this or have the
6:57 to open this or have this or have the space it looks like something's rolled
7:00 space it looks like something's rolled
7:00 space it looks like something's rolled up inside of there so I better probably
7:02 up inside of there so I better probably
7:02 up inside of there so I better probably not unroll it in
7:04 not unroll it in
7:04 not unroll it in here we're going to have to explore
7:06 here we're going to have to explore
7:06 here we're going to have to explore Adam's present later cuz right now I got
7:09 Adam's present later cuz right now I got
7:09 Adam's present later cuz right now I got another Adam to meet up with
7:10 another Adam to meet up with
7:10 another Adam to meet up with Americanized candy oh there we
7:13 Americanized candy oh there we
7:13 Americanized candy oh there we go oranging
7:20 Gen
7:20 Gen Orangina those are pretty good hey Adam
7:23 Orangina those are pretty good hey Adam
7:23 Orangina those are pretty good hey Adam want to go to
7:25 want to go to
7:25 want to go to Disneyland I'm kind of in the middle of
7:27 Disneyland I'm kind of in the middle of
7:27 Disneyland I'm kind of in the middle of something right now check out this
7:29 something right now check out this
7:29 something right now check out this really weird mail I got from a different
7:31 really weird mail I got from a different
7:31 really weird mail I got from a different Adam and now I'm going to open it Adam
7:35 Adam and now I'm going to open it Adam
7:35 Adam and now I'm going to open it Adam mlan Adam mlan is that John mlan nephew
7:38 mlan Adam mlan is that John mlan nephew
7:38 mlan Adam mlan is that John mlan nephew I think it probably is come out to the
7:40 I think it probably is come out to the
7:40 I think it probably is come out to the coast we'll have a few left that a Die
7:43 coast we'll have a few left that a Die
7:43 coast we'll have a few left that a Die Hard joke why are you like waving it in
7:45 Hard joke why are you like waving it in
7:45 Hard joke why are you like waving it in my no I don't know why am I opening this
7:47 my no I don't know why am I opening this
7:47 my no I don't know why am I opening this I don't know open my mail open my
7:50 I don't know open my mail open my
7:50 I don't know open my mail open my mail what the heck is this I don't
7:53 mail what the heck is this I don't
7:53 mail what the heck is this I don't know is it the Spear of Destiny cuz if
7:55 know is it the Spear of Destiny cuz if
7:55 know is it the Spear of Destiny cuz if it's the Spear of Destiny I call it it's
7:57 it's the Spear of Destiny I call it it's
7:57 it's the Spear of Destiny I call it it's mine look at that what is that
8:00 mine look at that what is that
8:00 mine look at that what is that it's some sort of a map look at this
8:03 it's some sort of a map look at this
8:03 it's some sort of a map look at this what is it I think it's Disneyland it is
8:06 what is it I think it's Disneyland it is
8:06 what is it I think it's Disneyland it is some sort of
8:08 some sort of
8:08 some sort of map it's a
8:10 map it's a
8:10 map it's a Disneyland map and there's some sort of
8:15 Disneyland map and there's some sort of
8:15 Disneyland map and there's some sort of parment inside of the map maybe it will
8:20 parment inside of the map maybe it will
8:20 parment inside of the map maybe it will tell us what we need to
8:25 tell us what we need to
8:25 tell us what we need to know no for real it sound like a
8:27 know no for real it sound like a
8:27 know no for real it sound like a crossover of tattoo from Fant Island and
8:30 crossover of tattoo from Fant Island and
8:30 crossover of tattoo from Fant Island and the guy from Raiders of the Lost arc
8:32 the guy from Raiders of the Lost arc
8:32 the guy from Raiders of the Lost arc when he says we are not thirsty oh we
8:34 when he says we are not thirsty oh we
8:34 when he says we are not thirsty oh we are not thirsty the plane the plane
8:38 are not thirsty the plane the plane
8:38 are not thirsty the plane the plane Indiana this this is a true gift keep it
8:41 Indiana this this is a true gift keep it
8:41 Indiana this this is a true gift keep it sell it junk it hang it run matchbot
8:43 sell it junk it hang it run matchbot
8:43 sell it junk it hang it run matchbot cars around play with it as it is yours
8:46 cars around play with it as it is yours
8:46 cars around play with it as it is yours to do as you please it's mine and I'll
8:49 to do as you please it's mine and I'll
8:49 to do as you please it's mine and I'll do what I pleased with it
8:57 Adam thanks other Adam no thanks to you
8:57 Adam thanks other Adam no thanks to you you gave me nothing
9:14 I'm really excited let's go oh my gosh
9:14 I'm really excited let's go oh my gosh with Snow
9:16 with Snow
9:16 with Snow White she's so
9:18 White she's so
9:18 White she's so beautiful she really is the fairest of
9:21 beautiful she really is the fairest of
9:21 beautiful she really is the fairest of them all now seriously she's super pale
9:24 them all now seriously she's super pale
9:24 them all now seriously she's super pale that's why she has to stand in the shade
9:26 that's why she has to stand in the shade
9:26 that's why she has to stand in the shade here you leave today and enter the world
9:29 here you leave today and enter the world
9:29 here you leave today and enter the world of I am really
9:35 hungry Indiana Jones is escaping get
9:35 hungry Indiana Jones is escaping get back on your ride Indiana
9:37 back on your ride Indiana
9:37 back on your ride Indiana Jones I love it I love it I love it I
9:41 Jones I love it I love it I love it I
9:41 Jones I love it I love it I love it I love it let's get some pizza I'm ready
9:44 love it let's get some pizza I'm ready
9:44 love it let's get some pizza I'm ready you're grumpy you need pizza you're the
9:46 you're grumpy you need pizza you're the
9:47 you're grumpy you need pizza you're the grumpy one I am grumpy you're making me
9:49 grumpy one I am grumpy you're making me
9:49 grumpy one I am grumpy you're making me grumpy with your grumpy I'm going to
9:51 grumpy with your grumpy I'm going to
9:51 grumpy with your grumpy I'm going to make you even grumpier let's go
9:53 make you even grumpier let's go
9:53 make you even grumpier let's go somewhere else and not get pizza I'm
9:55 somewhere else and not get pizza I'm
9:55 somewhere else and not get pizza I'm lying let's get pizza look at this guy
9:57 lying let's get pizza look at this guy
9:57 lying let's get pizza look at this guy he has a cool haircut I wish I had a
9:59 he has a cool haircut I wish I had a
9:59 he has a cool haircut I wish I had a cool haircut I don't have a cool haircut
10:01 cool haircut I don't have a cool haircut
10:01 cool haircut I don't have a cool haircut what's that oh it's a car it's coming
10:04 what's that oh it's a car it's coming
10:04 what's that oh it's a car it's coming right at
10:06 right at
10:06 right at us Adam watch out there's a bus
10:11 us Adam watch out there's a bus
10:11 us Adam watch out there's a bus coming I totally saved your life from
10:13 coming I totally saved your life from
10:13 coming I totally saved your life from that bus it was coming eventually you
10:15 that bus it was coming eventually you
10:15 that bus it was coming eventually you pulled the it going to run you over
10:18 pulled the it going to run you over
10:18 pulled the it going to run you over George mfly yeah there now your mom will
10:21 George mfly yeah there now your mom will
10:21 George mfly yeah there now your mom will fall in love with me no wait your future
10:24 fall in love with me no wait your future
10:24 fall in love with me no wait your future wife will fall in love with you I know
10:26 wife will fall in love with you I know
10:26 wife will fall in love with you I know why these kids got in the middle middle
10:28 why these kids got in the middle middle
10:28 why these kids got in the middle middle of the street again who's your your mom
10:29 of the street again who's your your mom
10:29 of the street again who's your your mom it's so funny how he always says another
10:31 it's so funny how he always says another
10:31 it's so funny how he always says another one of these how many people has he hit
10:32 one of these how many people has he hit
10:32 one of these how many people has he hit in the middle of the
10:34 in the middle of the
10:34 in the middle of the road it's so pretty here this place is
10:37 road it's so pretty here this place is
10:37 road it's so pretty here this place is Pretty in Pink if they don't have pizza
10:40 Pretty in Pink if they don't have pizza
10:40 Pretty in Pink if they don't have pizza I need pizza
10:41 I need pizza
10:41 I need pizza pizza just admiring This Woman's tie-dye
10:44 pizza just admiring This Woman's tie-dye
10:45 pizza just admiring This Woman's tie-dye shirt here Adam did you ever make a
10:46 shirt here Adam did you ever make a
10:46 shirt here Adam did you ever make a tie-dye shirt in school or anything I
10:48 tie-dye shirt in school or anything I
10:48 tie-dye shirt in school or anything I own some but I never had one you have a
10:49 own some but I never had one you have a
10:49 own some but I never had one you have a tie-dye shirt look at I'm a man Hatter
10:52 tie-dye shirt look at I'm a man Hatter
10:52 tie-dye shirt look at I'm a man Hatter why are you a hippie are you some kind
10:54 why are you a hippie are you some kind
10:54 why are you a hippie are you some kind of hippie did you use the side door
10:56 of hippie did you use the side door
10:56 of hippie did you use the side door hippie use the side door around here we
10:58 hippie use the side door around here we
10:58 hippie use the side door around here we don't any hippies around here that's I'm
11:00 don't any hippies around here that's I'm
11:01 don't any hippies around here that's I'm not I'm lying I love hippies cuz they're
11:03 not I'm lying I love hippies cuz they're
11:03 not I'm lying I love hippies cuz they're all about peace and love I'm lying I
11:05 all about peace and love I'm lying I
11:05 all about peace and love I'm lying I don't particularly love or hate hippies
11:06 don't particularly love or hate hippies
11:06 don't particularly love or hate hippies I don't know what I'm talking I'm
11:18 hungry Pizza bir the home of gluten-free
11:18 hungry Pizza bir the home of gluten-free pizza for me I really really want you
11:23 pizza for me I really really want you
11:23 pizza for me I really really want you hello to
11:25 hello to
11:25 hello to eat just put in my order for gluten-free
11:28 eat just put in my order for gluten-free
11:28 eat just put in my order for gluten-free pizza which I order so often that I walk
11:31 pizza which I order so often that I walk
11:31 pizza which I order so often that I walk up to the counter and the chef comes out
11:34 up to the counter and the chef comes out
11:34 up to the counter and the chef comes out and it's like glot free pepperoni pizza
11:36 and it's like glot free pepperoni pizza
11:36 and it's like glot free pepperoni pizza coming right up
11:37 coming right up
11:37 coming right up Justin oh this is kind of embarrassing
11:41 Justin oh this is kind of embarrassing
11:41 Justin oh this is kind of embarrassing Pro chip this is also one of the only
11:43 Pro chip this is also one of the only
11:43 Pro chip this is also one of the only places you can get Cherry coat double
11:45 places you can get Cherry coat double
11:45 places you can get Cherry coat double Pro tip I think I said this before one
11:46 Pro tip I think I said this before one
11:46 Pro tip I think I said this before one time you can buy these and you don't
11:49 time you can buy these and you don't
11:49 time you can buy these and you don't have to put your soda in it 100 times
11:51 have to put your soda in it 100 times
11:51 have to put your soda in it 100 times per day I see people coming in buying
11:54 per day I see people coming in buying
11:54 per day I see people coming in buying the bb-8 sipper cup and then they're
11:56 the bb-8 sipper cup and then they're
11:56 the bb-8 sipper cup and then they're like trying to pour soda in it you can
11:58 like trying to pour soda in it you can
11:58 like trying to pour soda in it you can just pour it in a regular drink cup and
12:00 just pour it in a regular drink cup and
12:00 just pour it in a regular drink cup and then they'll be like oh cool that's just
12:01 then they'll be like oh cool that's just
12:01 then they'll be like oh cool that's just for your bb8 you don't have to you don't
12:03 for your bb8 you don't have to you don't
12:03 for your bb8 you don't have to you don't have to get your bb-8 sticky just saying
12:06 have to get your bb-8 sticky just saying
12:06 have to get your bb-8 sticky just saying I mean if you like your bb-8 sticky and
12:09 I mean if you like your bb-8 sticky and
12:09 I mean if you like your bb-8 sticky and you prefer it that way then who am I to
12:12 you prefer it that way then who am I to
12:12 you prefer it that way then who am I to tell you how to live though right you
12:14 tell you how to live though right you
12:14 tell you how to live though right you sticky it up
12:16 sticky it up
12:16 sticky it up bb8 they call these things limited
12:19 bb8 they call these things limited
12:19 bb8 they call these things limited edition so when they first came out I
12:21 edition so when they first came out I
12:21 edition so when they first came out I bought two of them cuz I was like oh man
12:24 bought two of them cuz I was like oh man
12:24 bought two of them cuz I was like oh man these are going to disappear I gave one
12:26 these are going to disappear I gave one
12:26 these are going to disappear I gave one to Ally and I still have one why I still
12:30 to Ally and I still have one why I still
12:30 to Ally and I still have one why I still haven't I don't know but I have one and
12:33 haven't I don't know but I have one and
12:33 haven't I don't know but I have one and every time I see them honestly I can't
12:35 every time I see them honestly I can't
12:36 every time I see them honestly I can't explain why I just want to buy another
12:37 explain why I just want to buy another
12:37 explain why I just want to buy another one and I totally I can't afford it or
12:40 one and I totally I can't afford it or
12:40 one and I totally I can't afford it or shouldn't but I just have a compulsion
12:42 shouldn't but I just have a compulsion
12:42 shouldn't but I just have a compulsion now I need you baby every once in a
12:44 now I need you baby every once in a
12:44 now I need you baby every once in a while people send me Disneyland gift
12:47 while people send me Disneyland gift
12:47 while people send me Disneyland gift cards and I just want you all to know
12:50 cards and I just want you all to know
12:50 cards and I just want you all to know that I use them to eat at Pizza Port
12:52 that I use them to eat at Pizza Port
12:52 that I use them to eat at Pizza Port there's always a little note that says
12:54 there's always a little note that says
12:54 there's always a little note that says here's a Disneyland gift card use it to
12:55 here's a Disneyland gift card use it to
12:55 here's a Disneyland gift card use it to get yourself some gluten-free pizza and
12:57 get yourself some gluten-free pizza and
12:57 get yourself some gluten-free pizza and I do I really do what' you get there
13:00 I do I really do what' you get there
13:00 I do I really do what' you get there some gluten full pasta how do you like
13:03 some gluten full pasta how do you like
13:03 some gluten full pasta how do you like your gluten over there you feel pretty
13:04 your gluten over there you feel pretty
13:04 your gluten over there you feel pretty good eating your gluten rubbing it in my
13:06 good eating your gluten rubbing it in my
13:06 good eating your gluten rubbing it in my face about how you can eat pasta I
13:08 face about how you can eat pasta I
13:08 face about how you can eat pasta I there's like hair poking out the side of
13:09 there's like hair poking out the side of
13:09 there's like hair poking out the side of your house why where whose hair is it my
13:12 your house why where whose hair is it my
13:12 your house why where whose hair is it my hair maybe it just look weird I thought
13:14 hair maybe it just look weird I thought
13:14 hair maybe it just look weird I thought you were looking behind me I thought one
13:16 you were looking behind me I thought one
13:16 you were looking behind me I thought one of them had a knife and I was going to
13:18 of them had a knife and I was going to
13:18 of them had a knife and I was going to really be scared or maybe a lightsaber
13:20 really be scared or maybe a lightsaber
13:20 really be scared or maybe a lightsaber of some kind you happy with that you
13:22 of some kind you happy with that you
13:22 of some kind you happy with that you happy with your gluten good it feels
13:24 happy with your gluten good it feels
13:24 happy with your gluten good it feels good to eat it you like eating
13:28 good to eat it you like eating
13:28 good to eat it you like eating gluten son of a gun you know I can't
13:31 gluten son of a gun you know I can't
13:31 gluten son of a gun you know I can't have that you know you're killing me
13:33 have that you know you're killing me
13:33 have that you know you're killing me with every bite with every delicious
13:35 with every bite with every delicious
13:35 with every bite with every delicious bite of gluten
13:37 bite of gluten
13:37 bite of gluten yep you're a terrible friend and the
13:40 yep you're a terrible friend and the
13:40 yep you're a terrible friend and the advantage is not but not being a gluten
13:42 advantage is not but not being a gluten
13:42 advantage is not but not being a gluten gluten-free person is you get your food
13:44 gluten-free person is you get your food
13:44 gluten-free person is you get your food first so I get to eat for you you're
13:49 first so I get to eat for you you're
13:49 first so I get to eat for you you're horrible I wish I had some pizza oh wait
13:52 horrible I wish I had some pizza oh wait
13:52 horrible I wish I had some pizza oh wait I do I'm going to eat it now now what
13:55 I do I'm going to eat it now now what
13:55 I do I'm going to eat it now now what nothing just go home sleep well relax
13:58 nothing just go home sleep well relax
13:58 nothing just go home sleep well relax nap nothing fun going to happen
14:00 nap nothing fun going to happen
14:00 nap nothing fun going to happen [Music]
14:10 [Music]
14:10 [Music] now I love this place it's so beautiful
14:13 now I love this place it's so beautiful
14:13 now I love this place it's so beautiful I want popcorn so much I'm still full of
14:17 I want popcorn so much I'm still full of
14:17 I want popcorn so much I'm still full of pizza how about some
14:20 pizza how about some
14:20 pizza how about some Adventure look at the line for those do
14:23 Adventure look at the line for those do
14:23 Adventure look at the line for those do with would you look at the line H see
14:26 with would you look at the line H see
14:26 with would you look at the line H see yeah hello look take some P what a fun
14:30 yeah hello look take some P what a fun
14:31 yeah hello look take some P what a fun one bye what a fun
14:39 one Adventure excitement a Jedi craves
14:39 one Adventure excitement a Jedi craves not these things but I do so that makes
14:43 not these things but I do so that makes
14:43 not these things but I do so that makes me a
14:51 sick this is
14:51 sick this is nice oh my gosh I haven't been to church
14:54 nice oh my gosh I haven't been to church
14:54 nice oh my gosh I haven't been to church in a long time it's a lot darker than I
14:58 in a long time it's a lot darker than I
14:58 in a long time it's a lot darker than I remember it being this qon is so awesome
15:04 remember it being this qon is so awesome
15:04 remember it being this qon is so awesome I think it's my favorite Disney queue
15:06 I think it's my favorite Disney queue
15:06 I think it's my favorite Disney queue maybe ever
15:07 maybe ever
15:07 maybe ever ever uh it kind of winds around like a
15:10 ever uh it kind of winds around like a
15:10 ever uh it kind of winds around like a maze you could almost call it
15:13 maze you could almost call it
15:13 maze you could almost call it amazing Adam didn't think it was funny I
15:15 amazing Adam didn't think it was funny I
15:15 amazing Adam didn't think it was funny I didn't hear what you said oh
15:22 okay no one's backing up into the bumper
15:22 okay no one's backing up into the bumper of this bad
15:23 of this bad
15:23 of this bad boy
15:25 boy
15:25 boy [Music]
15:27 [Music] yeah hello W my friend the brakes may be
15:32 yeah hello W my friend the brakes may be
15:32 yeah hello W my friend the brakes may be needing a little adjust let's go to
15:33 needing a little adjust let's go to
15:33 needing a little adjust let's go to Midas later and fix
15:35 Midas later and fix
15:36 Midas later and fix thats to
15:38 thats to
15:38 thats to Timeless and I need those
15:47 things you look into my
15:47 things you look into my eyes your path now le
15:56 the I am slightly startled by this
15:56 the I am slightly startled by this turnour of event
15:59 turnour of event
15:59 turnour of event and what there's big steps up
16:13 there this part really bugs
16:13 there this part really bugs [Music]
16:15 [Music] me oh no like that Motel Six I stayed
16:26 in this must be one of those snake
16:26 in this must be one of those snake handling churches
16:43 own next time you're on your
16:43 own next time you're on your own
16:52 okay hello see you like your biggest fan
16:52 okay hello see you like your biggest fan a what's your name Hannah Grace Brown hi
16:56 a what's your name Hannah Grace Brown hi
16:56 a what's your name Hannah Grace Brown hi Hannah Grace Brown let's take a fun pi
16:59 Hannah Grace Brown let's take a fun pi
16:59 Hannah Grace Brown let's take a fun pi got get let take a fight one I'll put it
17:02 got get let take a fight one I'll put it
17:02 got get let take a fight one I'll put it on Twitter okay awesome nice to see you
17:13 bye hey Adam yeah have you ever seen you
17:13 bye hey Adam yeah have you ever seen you know a lot of Disney secrets now have
17:15 know a lot of Disney secrets now have
17:15 know a lot of Disney secrets now have you ever seen the secret Disneyland
17:17 you ever seen the secret Disneyland
17:17 you ever seen the secret Disneyland secret stump the secret fake stump right
17:22 secret stump the secret fake stump right
17:22 secret stump the secret fake stump right here have you ever noticed that have you
17:24 here have you ever noticed that have you
17:24 here have you ever noticed that have you ever noticed the I actually never have
17:27 ever noticed the I actually never have
17:27 ever noticed the I actually never have you stumped me on that one I stump
17:29 you stumped me on that one I stump
17:29 you stumped me on that one I stump a secret
17:36 stump I love that at any other theme
17:36 stump I love that at any other theme park or any other regular park or
17:38 park or any other regular park or
17:38 park or any other regular park or anybody's backyard there'd just be a
17:40 anybody's backyard there'd just be a
17:40 anybody's backyard there'd just be a pipe or a thing sticking out of the
17:41 pipe or a thing sticking out of the
17:41 pipe or a thing sticking out of the ground but never at Disney Disney always
17:43 ground but never at Disney Disney always
17:43 ground but never at Disney Disney always goes the extra mile and makes fake
17:45 goes the extra mile and makes fake
17:45 goes the extra mile and makes fake stumps and adds on to an existing tree
17:48 stumps and adds on to an existing tree
17:48 stumps and adds on to an existing tree just so that you never have to look at a
17:50 just so that you never have to look at a
17:50 just so that you never have to look at a pipe and think pipe I never noticed that
17:53 pipe and think pipe I never noticed that
17:53 pipe and think pipe I never noticed that before well you never noticed the pipe
17:54 before well you never noticed the pipe
17:54 before well you never noticed the pipe either because of the secret stump oh I
17:57 either because of the secret stump oh I
17:57 either because of the secret stump oh I I noticed the pipe oh not the St oh so
18:02 I noticed the pipe oh not the St oh so
18:02 I noticed the pipe oh not the St oh so job half J I never noticed
18:05 job half J I never noticed
18:05 job half J I never noticed the before I leave the park I thought
18:07 the before I leave the park I thought
18:07 the before I leave the park I thought I'd cruise up here and take a peek at
18:11 I'd cruise up here and take a peek at
18:11 I'd cruise up here and take a peek at the Lily Bell Walt Disney's private
18:13 the Lily Bell Walt Disney's private
18:13 the Lily Bell Walt Disney's private railroad car to entertain guests Emperor
18:17 railroad car to entertain guests Emperor
18:17 railroad car to entertain guests Emperor what's his name Hirohito and all kinds
18:18 what's his name Hirohito and all kinds
18:19 what's his name Hirohito and all kinds of luminaries and dignitaries have
18:20 of luminaries and dignitaries have
18:20 of luminaries and dignitaries have ridden and this rail car there's all
18:22 ridden and this rail car there's all
18:22 ridden and this rail car there's all kinds of Disney secrets and Walt things
18:25 kinds of Disney secrets and Walt things
18:25 kinds of Disney secrets and Walt things and Easter eggs and a guest book and
18:28 and Easter eggs and a guest book and
18:28 and Easter eggs and a guest book and fancy stories about this but today I'm
18:30 fancy stories about this but today I'm
18:30 fancy stories about this but today I'm just taking a little peek just taking a
18:31 just taking a little peek just taking a
18:31 just taking a little peek just taking a peek pretty cool you can come up here
18:33 peek pretty cool you can come up here
18:33 peek pretty cool you can come up here and stand on the other side of this rope
18:35 and stand on the other side of this rope
18:35 and stand on the other side of this rope and take a look at the Lily Bell for
18:37 and take a look at the Lily Bell for
18:37 and take a look at the Lily Bell for yourself because of course the
18:38 yourself because of course the
18:38 yourself because of course the Disneyland railroad is still closed
18:40 Disneyland railroad is still closed
18:40 Disneyland railroad is still closed while they built Star Wars land so they
18:41 while they built Star Wars land so they
18:41 while they built Star Wars land so they got all this stuff parked up here so you
18:42 got all this stuff parked up here so you
18:43 got all this stuff parked up here so you can climb on it and just take a look at
18:44 can climb on it and just take a look at
18:44 can climb on it and just take a look at it which I think is seriously pretty
18:46 it which I think is seriously pretty
18:46 it which I think is seriously pretty awesome like it's pretty difficult to
18:48 awesome like it's pretty difficult to
18:48 awesome like it's pretty difficult to see the Lily Bell anyways much l come up
18:51 see the Lily Bell anyways much l come up
18:51 see the Lily Bell anyways much l come up to it be able to stick your camera
18:53 to it be able to stick your camera
18:53 to it be able to stick your camera through the window take a good long peek
19:03 Lily Bell the train car is named after
19:03 Lily Bell the train car is named after Lily Bell the little miniature steam
19:05 Lily Bell the little miniature steam
19:05 Lily Bell the little miniature steam engine that Walt Disney had his little
19:06 engine that Walt Disney had his little
19:06 engine that Walt Disney had his little ride on steam engine which of course is
19:08 ride on steam engine which of course is
19:08 ride on steam engine which of course is named after Lillian his wife Lillian
19:11 named after Lillian his wife Lillian
19:11 named after Lillian his wife Lillian Disney Lillian pounds Disney technically
19:14 Disney Lillian pounds Disney technically
19:14 Disney Lillian pounds Disney technically this is one of the many things I love
19:15 this is one of the many things I love
19:15 this is one of the many things I love about Disneyland and Walt Disney is
19:17 about Disneyland and Walt Disney is
19:17 about Disneyland and Walt Disney is there's all kinds of weird Easter eggs
19:19 there's all kinds of weird Easter eggs
19:19 there's all kinds of weird Easter eggs and inside jokes and a lot of cool
19:21 and inside jokes and a lot of cool
19:21 and inside jokes and a lot of cool history you don't have that with a lot
19:24 history you don't have that with a lot
19:24 history you don't have that with a lot of other theme Parts Daisy
19:26 of other theme Parts Daisy
19:26 of other theme Parts Daisy [Applause]
19:39 I just think it's cool that at every
19:39 I just think it's cool that at every phase of construction they find another
19:40 phase of construction they find another
19:40 phase of construction they find another awesome thing to entertain people with
19:42 awesome thing to entertain people with
19:42 awesome thing to entertain people with while things are closed hey look at this
19:45 while things are closed hey look at this
19:45 while things are closed hey look at this Jay Cody what what are you doing here I
19:48 Jay Cody what what are you doing here I
19:48 Jay Cody what what are you doing here I thought I told you never to come up here
19:49 thought I told you never to come up here
19:49 thought I told you never to come up here Jay that's all right I'm here anyways I
19:51 Jay that's all right I'm here anyways I
19:51 Jay that's all right I'm here anyways I don't care well no one cares when I
19:52 don't care well no one cares when I
19:52 don't care well no one cares when I threaten them what you doing buddy what
19:55 threaten them what you doing buddy what
19:55 threaten them what you doing buddy what you doing over there playing in the
19:58 you doing over there playing in the
19:58 you doing over there playing in the garden huh try to a time lapse do you
20:01 garden huh try to a time lapse do you
20:01 garden huh try to a time lapse do you know what you need to do if you want a
20:02 know what you need to do if you want a
20:02 know what you need to do if you want a really good time lapse spend a lot of
20:05 really good time lapse spend a lot of
20:05 really good time lapse spend a lot of time on it laughing yeah how many laughs
20:08 time on it laughing yeah how many laughs
20:08 time on it laughing yeah how many laughs you got to do I
20:46 [Music] actually before we leave since people
20:48 actually before we leave since people
20:48 actually before we leave since people are always bringing up how little I go
20:49 are always bringing up how little I go
20:49 are always bringing up how little I go to DCA why not check it out Disney
20:52 to DCA why not check it out Disney
20:52 to DCA why not check it out Disney California Adventure ooh ah ooh
21:00 California Adventure ooh ah ooh
21:00 California Adventure ooh ah ooh ah all righty here we are Paradise Pier
21:05 ah all righty here we are Paradise Pier
21:06 ah all righty here we are Paradise Pier the heart of
21:08 the heart of
21:08 the heart of DCA it's not
21:11 DCA it's not
21:11 DCA it's not busy it's
21:14 busy it's
21:14 busy it's it's neat it's a fun one what it's fun
21:18 it's neat it's a fun one what it's fun
21:18 it's neat it's a fun one what it's fun but that's enough DCA for
21:26 me I originally only meant to come here
21:26 me I originally only meant to come here for like an hour boy did that end up
21:28 for like an hour boy did that end up
21:28 for like an hour boy did that end up taking a lot longer than I thought it
21:30 taking a lot longer than I thought it
21:30 taking a lot longer than I thought it was going to Adam actually even ended up
21:32 was going to Adam actually even ended up
21:32 was going to Adam actually even ended up staying here with Jay for even longer
21:34 staying here with Jay for even longer
21:34 staying here with Jay for even longer than me it's time to be moving along
21:37 than me it's time to be moving along
21:37 than me it's time to be moving along time to
21:56 yet by now you're probably wondering
21:56 yet by now you're probably wondering what's in the box what's in the
22:00 what's in the box what's in the
22:00 what's in the box what's in the box and I'm going to show you guys
22:05 box and I'm going to show you guys
22:05 box and I'm going to show you guys tomorrow we're out of time today live
22:07 tomorrow we're out of time today live
22:07 tomorrow we're out of time today live fastport atp.com twitter Justin scar
22:10 fastport atp.com twitter Justin scar
22:10 fastport atp.com twitter Justin scar I'll see you guys later don't forget
22:11 I'll see you guys later don't forget
22:11 I'll see you guys later don't forget those fun picks go home and sleep well