Someone hit my car (and the Secret Disneyland Stump)
Ever wake up with a rash and a cranky car accident incident and just can't get your day into high gear without riding Indiana jones and having pizza and showing Adam the daily woo a stump and WHAT THE HECK IS IN THAT BOX!?
Transcript
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I feel better it's the
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I feel better it's the sun
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some I need
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some I need more I don't drink coffee I don't smoke
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more I don't drink coffee I don't smoke
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more I don't drink coffee I don't smoke I don't do drugs I rarely ever drink
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I don't do drugs I rarely ever drink
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I don't do drugs I rarely ever drink alcohol has to be like champagne at
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alcohol has to be like champagne at
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alcohol has to be like champagne at wedding or something
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wedding or something
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wedding or something this this is my advice I have come back
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this this is my advice I have come back
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this this is my advice I have come back to my incredibly creepy storage here
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to my incredibly creepy storage here
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to my incredibly creepy storage here this morning to drop off a couple of
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this morning to drop off a couple of
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this morning to drop off a couple of items it's this
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items it's this
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items it's this art I got to tell you this art might be
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art I got to tell you this art might be
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art I got to tell you this art might be the prettiest art of all of the art I
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the prettiest art of all of the art I
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the prettiest art of all of the art I made this here you have my main man Mark
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made this here you have my main man Mark
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made this here you have my main man Mark Twain contemplating the fate of inine
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Twain contemplating the fate of inine
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Twain contemplating the fate of inine Joe and next door you have Mark Twain
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Joe and next door you have Mark Twain
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Joe and next door you have Mark Twain the slightly older see slightly older
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the slightly older see slightly older
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the slightly older see slightly older author of the mysterious stranger and
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author of the mysterious stranger and
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author of the mysterious stranger and and Other Stories as well it's really
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and Other Stories as well it's really
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and Other Stories as well it's really the same picture of Mark Twain but it's
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the same picture of Mark Twain but it's
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the same picture of Mark Twain but it's really two different authors and two
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really two different authors and two
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really two different authors and two completely different moves Mark Twain
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completely different moves Mark Twain
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completely different moves Mark Twain the author of the book The Adventures of
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the author of the book The Adventures of
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the author of the book The Adventures of Tom Sawyer who was a little bit younger
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Tom Sawyer who was a little bit younger
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Tom Sawyer who was a little bit younger his kids were around he was happy
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his kids were around he was happy
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his kids were around he was happy reminiscing about childhood himself he
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reminiscing about childhood himself he
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reminiscing about childhood himself he called Tom sler a himm to Boyhood and
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called Tom sler a himm to Boyhood and
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called Tom sler a himm to Boyhood and then of course the older much more
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then of course the older much more
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then of course the older much more bitter and more accurate to the picture
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bitter and more accurate to the picture
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bitter and more accurate to the picture really Mark Twain the author of The Man
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really Mark Twain the author of The Man
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really Mark Twain the author of The Man Who corrupted hyberg and the mysterious
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Who corrupted hyberg and the mysterious
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Who corrupted hyberg and the mysterious stranger bitter nihilistic old Mark
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stranger bitter nihilistic old Mark
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stranger bitter nihilistic old Mark Twain that hates you know the universe
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Twain that hates you know the universe
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Twain that hates you know the universe and he's really bitter and all his
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and he's really bitter and all his
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and he's really bitter and all his family's dead that's the Mark Twain
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family's dead that's the Mark Twain
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family's dead that's the Mark Twain that's sort of in fashion right now the
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that's sort of in fashion right now the
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that's sort of in fashion right now the Mark Twain of Mark Twain's autobiography
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Mark Twain of Mark Twain's autobiography
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Mark Twain of Mark Twain's autobiography and all that kind of stuff and the you
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and all that kind of stuff and the you
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and all that kind of stuff and the you know modern world is like really like
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know modern world is like really like
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know modern world is like really like well he was angry at God and he was so
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well he was angry at God and he was so
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well he was angry at God and he was so cool and while I think he's super
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cool and while I think he's super
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cool and while I think he's super interesting Tom Sawyer author Mark Twain
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interesting Tom Sawyer author Mark Twain
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interesting Tom Sawyer author Mark Twain and the author of the Innocence of Rod
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and the author of the Innocence of Rod
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and the author of the Innocence of Rod and roughing it and even life on the
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and roughing it and even life on the
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and roughing it and even life on the Mississippi event of hacka Barry fin is
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Mississippi event of hacka Barry fin is
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Mississippi event of hacka Barry fin is much more my main muchacho to be honest
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much more my main muchacho to be honest
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much more my main muchacho to be honest with you I'm very interested in and
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with you I'm very interested in and
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with you I'm very interested in and fascinated by how one becomes the other
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fascinated by how one becomes the other
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fascinated by how one becomes the other these are sort of made like the album
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these are sort of made like the album
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these are sort of made like the album cover from my last album was made with
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cover from my last album was made with
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cover from my last album was made with like kind of like a weat pasted type of
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like kind of like a weat pasted type of
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like kind of like a weat pasted type of photoc Copy Type picture painted over a
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photoc Copy Type picture painted over a
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photoc Copy Type picture painted over a little bit and also glued it's like
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little bit and also glued it's like
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little bit and also glued it's like mixed media because there's that's what
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mixed media because there's that's what
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mixed media because there's that's what they call mixed media when you use other
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they call mixed media when you use other
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they call mixed media when you use other stuff you don't just paint things
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stuff you don't just paint things
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stuff you don't just paint things because you're not talented enough so
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because you're not talented enough so
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because you're not talented enough so you glue stuff or stencil stuff just
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you glue stuff or stencil stuff just
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you glue stuff or stencil stuff just like mix it all up I'm just kidding but
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like mix it all up I'm just kidding but
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like mix it all up I'm just kidding but uh yeah I made this art I actually have
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uh yeah I made this art I actually have
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uh yeah I made this art I actually have about 10 more things like this under
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about 10 more things like this under
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about 10 more things like this under construction with different people not
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construction with different people not
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construction with different people not just Mark Twain but a couple more Mark
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just Mark Twain but a couple more Mark
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just Mark Twain but a couple more Mark Twain pieces as well but these two were
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Twain pieces as well but these two were
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Twain pieces as well but these two were really the test and they're finished as
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really the test and they're finished as
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really the test and they're finished as it were so these ones are going into
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it were so these ones are going into
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it were so these ones are going into storage for now so that they're out of
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storage for now so that they're out of
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storage for now so that they're out of my face in the immediate so that's what
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my face in the immediate so that's what
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my face in the immediate so that's what I'm here to that's what I'm here for
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I'm here to that's what I'm here for
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I'm here to that's what I'm here for locking up locking up the art I'm so
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locking up locking up the art I'm so
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locking up locking up the art I'm so smart that I'm locking up my art that
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smart that I'm locking up my art that
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smart that I'm locking up my art that way nobody can poke a hole in it hi
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Al I know I've been kind of quiet the
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Al I know I've been kind of quiet the last couple days especially on social
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last couple days especially on social
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last couple days especially on social media but that's because Oscar my friend
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media but that's because Oscar my friend
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media but that's because Oscar my friend Oscar and I and even Adam the woo
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Oscar and I and even Adam the woo
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Oscar and I and even Adam the woo yesterday have been working on a very
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yesterday have been working on a very
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yesterday have been working on a very secret filming project for the past
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secret filming project for the past
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secret filming project for the past couple of days matter of fact I even got
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couple of days matter of fact I even got
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couple of days matter of fact I even got a rash from this costume that I was
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a rash from this costume that I was
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a rash from this costume that I was wearing yesterday it's mostly cleared up
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wearing yesterday it's mostly cleared up
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wearing yesterday it's mostly cleared up there's still a little bit left on my my
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there's still a little bit left on my my
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there's still a little bit left on my my face and if that wasn't enough to make
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face and if that wasn't enough to make
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face and if that wasn't enough to make me grumpy this morning some lady totally
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me grumpy this morning some lady totally
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me grumpy this morning some lady totally hit my car this girl backed up her red
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hit my car this girl backed up her red
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hit my car this girl backed up her red Toyota or Honda or whatever it was and
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Toyota or Honda or whatever it was and
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Toyota or Honda or whatever it was and totally poked a hole in my bumper look
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totally poked a hole in my bumper look
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totally poked a hole in my bumper look at the hole I was just sitting at the
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at the hole I was just sitting at the
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at the hole I was just sitting at the gas pump and she backed right into me I
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gas pump and she backed right into me I
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gas pump and she backed right into me I couldn't believe it I was like are you
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couldn't believe it I was like are you
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couldn't believe it I was like are you serious bro there was red paint all over
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serious bro there was red paint all over
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serious bro there was red paint all over but it mostly wiped off and she was like
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but it mostly wiped off and she was like
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but it mostly wiped off and she was like oh my gosh I don't want to contact my
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oh my gosh I don't want to contact my
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oh my gosh I don't want to contact my insurance company I got her information
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insurance company I got her information
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insurance company I got her information and so far I've just let her go she was
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and so far I've just let her go she was
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and so far I've just let her go she was like I'm on my way to a body shop
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like I'm on my way to a body shop
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like I'm on my way to a body shop anyways cuz I think the front of her car
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anyways cuz I think the front of her car
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anyways cuz I think the front of her car was messed up I I'll see what it cost to
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was messed up I I'll see what it cost to
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was messed up I I'll see what it cost to fix the hole in your bumper I'm like
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fix the hole in your bumper I'm like
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fix the hole in your bumper I'm like lady this car is not even paid off
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lady this car is not even paid off
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lady this car is not even paid off luckily it didn't like Dent it or crack
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luckily it didn't like Dent it or crack
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luckily it didn't like Dent it or crack the bumper too bad and nothing really
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the bumper too bad and nothing really
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the bumper too bad and nothing really that bad happened but it was one of
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that bad happened but it was one of
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that bad happened but it was one of those things like when somebody backs
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those things like when somebody backs
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those things like when somebody backs into your bumper and pokes a hole in it
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into your bumper and pokes a hole in it
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into your bumper and pokes a hole in it albe it a little tiny hole it's like
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albe it a little tiny hole it's like
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albe it a little tiny hole it's like really come on so I got a little rash on
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really come on so I got a little rash on
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really come on so I got a little rash on my face I little pimple thing hole on my
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my face I little pimple thing hole on my
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my face I little pimple thing hole on my bumper so things are just you know
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bumper so things are just you know
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bumper so things are just you know irritating but come on overall I got no
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irritating but come on overall I got no
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irritating but come on overall I got no big problems and the day is going to get
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big problems and the day is going to get
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big problems and the day is going to get better I got my Mountain Dew now it's in
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better I got my Mountain Dew now it's in
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better I got my Mountain Dew now it's in my body and I'm waking up and things are
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my body and I'm waking up and things are
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my body and I'm waking up and things are going to get better so let's go
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going to get better so let's go
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going to get better so let's go somewhere
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mail thank
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mail thank you all
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you all
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you all right to
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right to
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right to nothing
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nothing
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nothing huh wait a minute I might have something
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huh wait a minute I might have something
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huh wait a minute I might have something back there after all time that you were
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back there after all time that you were
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back there after all time that you were in somebody sent me like problem a pipe
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in somebody sent me like problem a pipe
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in somebody sent me like problem a pipe or a sword of some kind or a magical
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or a sword of some kind or a magical
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or a sword of some kind or a magical cane yeah you already signed it out last
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cane yeah you already signed it out last
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cane yeah you already signed it out last time I think got you know looked over
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time I think got you know looked over
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time I think got you know looked over maybe this is the magic wand I always
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maybe this is the magic wand I always
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maybe this is the magic wand I always wanted
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wanted
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wanted somebody yeah maybe no not Gandalf
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somebody yeah maybe no not Gandalf
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somebody yeah maybe no not Gandalf Gandalf wand I thought I was going to be
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Gandalf wand I thought I was going to be
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Gandalf wand I thought I was going to be funny and have nothing but Adam mlan
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funny and have nothing but Adam mlan
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funny and have nothing but Adam mlan sent me something what the HK do you
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sent me something what the HK do you
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sent me something what the HK do you think is in here HK by the way is a
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think is in here HK by the way is a
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think is in here HK by the way is a certain kind of elk that is very
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certain kind of elk that is very
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certain kind of elk that is very surprising that's why you're like what
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surprising that's why you're like what
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surprising that's why you're like what the HCK is that said so tell your
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the HCK is that said so tell your
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the HCK is that said so tell your friends I don't even know if I know how
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friends I don't even know if I know how
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friends I don't even know if I know how to open this or have this or have the
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to open this or have this or have the
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to open this or have this or have the space it looks like something's rolled
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space it looks like something's rolled
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space it looks like something's rolled up inside of there so I better probably
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up inside of there so I better probably
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up inside of there so I better probably not unroll it in
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not unroll it in
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not unroll it in here we're going to have to explore
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here we're going to have to explore
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here we're going to have to explore Adam's present later cuz right now I got
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Adam's present later cuz right now I got
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Adam's present later cuz right now I got another Adam to meet up with
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another Adam to meet up with
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another Adam to meet up with Americanized candy oh there we
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Americanized candy oh there we
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Americanized candy oh there we go oranging
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Gen
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Gen Orangina those are pretty good hey Adam
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Orangina those are pretty good hey Adam
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Orangina those are pretty good hey Adam want to go to
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want to go to
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want to go to Disneyland I'm kind of in the middle of
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Disneyland I'm kind of in the middle of
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Disneyland I'm kind of in the middle of something right now check out this
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something right now check out this
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something right now check out this really weird mail I got from a different
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really weird mail I got from a different
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really weird mail I got from a different Adam and now I'm going to open it Adam
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Adam and now I'm going to open it Adam
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Adam and now I'm going to open it Adam mlan Adam mlan is that John mlan nephew
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mlan Adam mlan is that John mlan nephew
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mlan Adam mlan is that John mlan nephew I think it probably is come out to the
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I think it probably is come out to the
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I think it probably is come out to the coast we'll have a few left that a Die
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coast we'll have a few left that a Die
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coast we'll have a few left that a Die Hard joke why are you like waving it in
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Hard joke why are you like waving it in
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Hard joke why are you like waving it in my no I don't know why am I opening this
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my no I don't know why am I opening this
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my no I don't know why am I opening this I don't know open my mail open my
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I don't know open my mail open my
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I don't know open my mail open my mail what the heck is this I don't
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mail what the heck is this I don't
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mail what the heck is this I don't know is it the Spear of Destiny cuz if
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know is it the Spear of Destiny cuz if
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know is it the Spear of Destiny cuz if it's the Spear of Destiny I call it it's
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it's the Spear of Destiny I call it it's
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it's the Spear of Destiny I call it it's mine look at that what is that
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mine look at that what is that
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mine look at that what is that it's some sort of a map look at this
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it's some sort of a map look at this
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it's some sort of a map look at this what is it I think it's Disneyland it is
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what is it I think it's Disneyland it is
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what is it I think it's Disneyland it is some sort of
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some sort of
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some sort of map it's a
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map it's a
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map it's a Disneyland map and there's some sort of
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Disneyland map and there's some sort of
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Disneyland map and there's some sort of parment inside of the map maybe it will
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parment inside of the map maybe it will
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parment inside of the map maybe it will tell us what we need to
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tell us what we need to
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tell us what we need to know no for real it sound like a
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know no for real it sound like a
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know no for real it sound like a crossover of tattoo from Fant Island and
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crossover of tattoo from Fant Island and
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crossover of tattoo from Fant Island and the guy from Raiders of the Lost arc
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the guy from Raiders of the Lost arc
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the guy from Raiders of the Lost arc when he says we are not thirsty oh we
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when he says we are not thirsty oh we
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when he says we are not thirsty oh we are not thirsty the plane the plane
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are not thirsty the plane the plane
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are not thirsty the plane the plane Indiana this this is a true gift keep it
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Indiana this this is a true gift keep it
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Indiana this this is a true gift keep it sell it junk it hang it run matchbot
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sell it junk it hang it run matchbot
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sell it junk it hang it run matchbot cars around play with it as it is yours
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cars around play with it as it is yours
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cars around play with it as it is yours to do as you please it's mine and I'll
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to do as you please it's mine and I'll
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to do as you please it's mine and I'll do what I pleased with it
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Adam thanks other Adam no thanks to you
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Adam thanks other Adam no thanks to you you gave me nothing
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I'm really excited let's go oh my gosh
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I'm really excited let's go oh my gosh with Snow
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with Snow
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with Snow White she's so
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White she's so
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White she's so beautiful she really is the fairest of
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beautiful she really is the fairest of
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beautiful she really is the fairest of them all now seriously she's super pale
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them all now seriously she's super pale
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them all now seriously she's super pale that's why she has to stand in the shade
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that's why she has to stand in the shade
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that's why she has to stand in the shade here you leave today and enter the world
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here you leave today and enter the world
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here you leave today and enter the world of I am really
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hungry Indiana Jones is escaping get
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hungry Indiana Jones is escaping get back on your ride Indiana
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back on your ride Indiana
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back on your ride Indiana Jones I love it I love it I love it I
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Jones I love it I love it I love it I
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Jones I love it I love it I love it I love it let's get some pizza I'm ready
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love it let's get some pizza I'm ready
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love it let's get some pizza I'm ready you're grumpy you need pizza you're the
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you're grumpy you need pizza you're the
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you're grumpy you need pizza you're the grumpy one I am grumpy you're making me
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grumpy one I am grumpy you're making me
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grumpy one I am grumpy you're making me grumpy with your grumpy I'm going to
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grumpy with your grumpy I'm going to
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grumpy with your grumpy I'm going to make you even grumpier let's go
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make you even grumpier let's go
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make you even grumpier let's go somewhere else and not get pizza I'm
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somewhere else and not get pizza I'm
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somewhere else and not get pizza I'm lying let's get pizza look at this guy
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lying let's get pizza look at this guy
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lying let's get pizza look at this guy he has a cool haircut I wish I had a
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he has a cool haircut I wish I had a
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he has a cool haircut I wish I had a cool haircut I don't have a cool haircut
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cool haircut I don't have a cool haircut
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cool haircut I don't have a cool haircut what's that oh it's a car it's coming
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what's that oh it's a car it's coming
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what's that oh it's a car it's coming right at
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right at
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right at us Adam watch out there's a bus
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us Adam watch out there's a bus
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us Adam watch out there's a bus coming I totally saved your life from
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coming I totally saved your life from
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coming I totally saved your life from that bus it was coming eventually you
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that bus it was coming eventually you
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that bus it was coming eventually you pulled the it going to run you over
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pulled the it going to run you over
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pulled the it going to run you over George mfly yeah there now your mom will
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George mfly yeah there now your mom will
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George mfly yeah there now your mom will fall in love with me no wait your future
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fall in love with me no wait your future
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fall in love with me no wait your future wife will fall in love with you I know
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wife will fall in love with you I know
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wife will fall in love with you I know why these kids got in the middle middle
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why these kids got in the middle middle
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why these kids got in the middle middle of the street again who's your your mom
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of the street again who's your your mom
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of the street again who's your your mom it's so funny how he always says another
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it's so funny how he always says another
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it's so funny how he always says another one of these how many people has he hit
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one of these how many people has he hit
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one of these how many people has he hit in the middle of the
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in the middle of the
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in the middle of the road it's so pretty here this place is
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road it's so pretty here this place is
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road it's so pretty here this place is Pretty in Pink if they don't have pizza
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Pretty in Pink if they don't have pizza
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Pretty in Pink if they don't have pizza I need pizza
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I need pizza
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I need pizza pizza just admiring This Woman's tie-dye
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pizza just admiring This Woman's tie-dye
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pizza just admiring This Woman's tie-dye shirt here Adam did you ever make a
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shirt here Adam did you ever make a
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shirt here Adam did you ever make a tie-dye shirt in school or anything I
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tie-dye shirt in school or anything I
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tie-dye shirt in school or anything I own some but I never had one you have a
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own some but I never had one you have a
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own some but I never had one you have a tie-dye shirt look at I'm a man Hatter
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tie-dye shirt look at I'm a man Hatter
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tie-dye shirt look at I'm a man Hatter why are you a hippie are you some kind
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why are you a hippie are you some kind
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why are you a hippie are you some kind of hippie did you use the side door
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of hippie did you use the side door
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of hippie did you use the side door hippie use the side door around here we
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hippie use the side door around here we
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hippie use the side door around here we don't any hippies around here that's I'm
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don't any hippies around here that's I'm
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don't any hippies around here that's I'm not I'm lying I love hippies cuz they're
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not I'm lying I love hippies cuz they're
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not I'm lying I love hippies cuz they're all about peace and love I'm lying I
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all about peace and love I'm lying I
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all about peace and love I'm lying I don't particularly love or hate hippies
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don't particularly love or hate hippies
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don't particularly love or hate hippies I don't know what I'm talking I'm
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hungry Pizza bir the home of gluten-free
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hungry Pizza bir the home of gluten-free pizza for me I really really want you
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pizza for me I really really want you
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pizza for me I really really want you hello to
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hello to
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hello to eat just put in my order for gluten-free
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eat just put in my order for gluten-free
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eat just put in my order for gluten-free pizza which I order so often that I walk
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pizza which I order so often that I walk
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pizza which I order so often that I walk up to the counter and the chef comes out
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up to the counter and the chef comes out
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up to the counter and the chef comes out and it's like glot free pepperoni pizza
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and it's like glot free pepperoni pizza
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and it's like glot free pepperoni pizza coming right up
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coming right up
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coming right up Justin oh this is kind of embarrassing
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Justin oh this is kind of embarrassing
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Justin oh this is kind of embarrassing Pro chip this is also one of the only
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Pro chip this is also one of the only
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Pro chip this is also one of the only places you can get Cherry coat double
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places you can get Cherry coat double
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places you can get Cherry coat double Pro tip I think I said this before one
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Pro tip I think I said this before one
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Pro tip I think I said this before one time you can buy these and you don't
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time you can buy these and you don't
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time you can buy these and you don't have to put your soda in it 100 times
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have to put your soda in it 100 times
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have to put your soda in it 100 times per day I see people coming in buying
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per day I see people coming in buying
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per day I see people coming in buying the bb-8 sipper cup and then they're
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the bb-8 sipper cup and then they're
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the bb-8 sipper cup and then they're like trying to pour soda in it you can
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like trying to pour soda in it you can
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like trying to pour soda in it you can just pour it in a regular drink cup and
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just pour it in a regular drink cup and
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just pour it in a regular drink cup and then they'll be like oh cool that's just
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then they'll be like oh cool that's just
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then they'll be like oh cool that's just for your bb8 you don't have to you don't
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for your bb8 you don't have to you don't
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for your bb8 you don't have to you don't have to get your bb-8 sticky just saying
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have to get your bb-8 sticky just saying
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have to get your bb-8 sticky just saying I mean if you like your bb-8 sticky and
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I mean if you like your bb-8 sticky and
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I mean if you like your bb-8 sticky and you prefer it that way then who am I to
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you prefer it that way then who am I to
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you prefer it that way then who am I to tell you how to live though right you
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tell you how to live though right you
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tell you how to live though right you sticky it up
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sticky it up
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sticky it up bb8 they call these things limited
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bb8 they call these things limited
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bb8 they call these things limited edition so when they first came out I
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edition so when they first came out I
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edition so when they first came out I bought two of them cuz I was like oh man
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bought two of them cuz I was like oh man
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bought two of them cuz I was like oh man these are going to disappear I gave one
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these are going to disappear I gave one
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these are going to disappear I gave one to Ally and I still have one why I still
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to Ally and I still have one why I still
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to Ally and I still have one why I still haven't I don't know but I have one and
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haven't I don't know but I have one and
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haven't I don't know but I have one and every time I see them honestly I can't
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every time I see them honestly I can't
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every time I see them honestly I can't explain why I just want to buy another
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explain why I just want to buy another
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explain why I just want to buy another one and I totally I can't afford it or
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one and I totally I can't afford it or
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one and I totally I can't afford it or shouldn't but I just have a compulsion
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shouldn't but I just have a compulsion
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shouldn't but I just have a compulsion now I need you baby every once in a
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now I need you baby every once in a
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now I need you baby every once in a while people send me Disneyland gift
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while people send me Disneyland gift
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while people send me Disneyland gift cards and I just want you all to know
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cards and I just want you all to know
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cards and I just want you all to know that I use them to eat at Pizza Port
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that I use them to eat at Pizza Port
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that I use them to eat at Pizza Port there's always a little note that says
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there's always a little note that says
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there's always a little note that says here's a Disneyland gift card use it to
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here's a Disneyland gift card use it to
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here's a Disneyland gift card use it to get yourself some gluten-free pizza and
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get yourself some gluten-free pizza and
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get yourself some gluten-free pizza and I do I really do what' you get there
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I do I really do what' you get there
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I do I really do what' you get there some gluten full pasta how do you like
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some gluten full pasta how do you like
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some gluten full pasta how do you like your gluten over there you feel pretty
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your gluten over there you feel pretty
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your gluten over there you feel pretty good eating your gluten rubbing it in my
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good eating your gluten rubbing it in my
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good eating your gluten rubbing it in my face about how you can eat pasta I
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face about how you can eat pasta I
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face about how you can eat pasta I there's like hair poking out the side of
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there's like hair poking out the side of
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there's like hair poking out the side of your house why where whose hair is it my
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your house why where whose hair is it my
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your house why where whose hair is it my hair maybe it just look weird I thought
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hair maybe it just look weird I thought
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hair maybe it just look weird I thought you were looking behind me I thought one
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you were looking behind me I thought one
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you were looking behind me I thought one of them had a knife and I was going to
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of them had a knife and I was going to
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of them had a knife and I was going to really be scared or maybe a lightsaber
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really be scared or maybe a lightsaber
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really be scared or maybe a lightsaber of some kind you happy with that you
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of some kind you happy with that you
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of some kind you happy with that you happy with your gluten good it feels
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happy with your gluten good it feels
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happy with your gluten good it feels good to eat it you like eating
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good to eat it you like eating
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good to eat it you like eating gluten son of a gun you know I can't
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gluten son of a gun you know I can't
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gluten son of a gun you know I can't have that you know you're killing me
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have that you know you're killing me
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have that you know you're killing me with every bite with every delicious
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with every bite with every delicious
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with every bite with every delicious bite of gluten
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bite of gluten
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bite of gluten yep you're a terrible friend and the
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yep you're a terrible friend and the
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yep you're a terrible friend and the advantage is not but not being a gluten
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advantage is not but not being a gluten
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advantage is not but not being a gluten gluten-free person is you get your food
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gluten-free person is you get your food
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gluten-free person is you get your food first so I get to eat for you you're
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first so I get to eat for you you're
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first so I get to eat for you you're horrible I wish I had some pizza oh wait
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horrible I wish I had some pizza oh wait
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horrible I wish I had some pizza oh wait I do I'm going to eat it now now what
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I do I'm going to eat it now now what
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I do I'm going to eat it now now what nothing just go home sleep well relax
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nothing just go home sleep well relax
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nothing just go home sleep well relax nap nothing fun going to happen
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nap nothing fun going to happen
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nap nothing fun going to happen [Music]
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[Music]
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[Music] now I love this place it's so beautiful
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now I love this place it's so beautiful
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now I love this place it's so beautiful I want popcorn so much I'm still full of
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I want popcorn so much I'm still full of
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I want popcorn so much I'm still full of pizza how about some
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pizza how about some
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pizza how about some Adventure look at the line for those do
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Adventure look at the line for those do
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Adventure look at the line for those do with would you look at the line H see
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with would you look at the line H see
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with would you look at the line H see yeah hello look take some P what a fun
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yeah hello look take some P what a fun
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yeah hello look take some P what a fun one bye what a fun
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one Adventure excitement a Jedi craves
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one Adventure excitement a Jedi craves not these things but I do so that makes
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not these things but I do so that makes
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not these things but I do so that makes me a
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sick this is
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sick this is nice oh my gosh I haven't been to church
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nice oh my gosh I haven't been to church
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nice oh my gosh I haven't been to church in a long time it's a lot darker than I
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in a long time it's a lot darker than I
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in a long time it's a lot darker than I remember it being this qon is so awesome
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remember it being this qon is so awesome
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remember it being this qon is so awesome I think it's my favorite Disney queue
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I think it's my favorite Disney queue
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I think it's my favorite Disney queue maybe ever
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maybe ever
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maybe ever ever uh it kind of winds around like a
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ever uh it kind of winds around like a
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ever uh it kind of winds around like a maze you could almost call it
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maze you could almost call it
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maze you could almost call it amazing Adam didn't think it was funny I
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amazing Adam didn't think it was funny I
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amazing Adam didn't think it was funny I didn't hear what you said oh
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okay no one's backing up into the bumper
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okay no one's backing up into the bumper of this bad
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of this bad
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of this bad boy
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boy
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boy [Music]
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[Music] yeah hello W my friend the brakes may be
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yeah hello W my friend the brakes may be
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yeah hello W my friend the brakes may be needing a little adjust let's go to
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needing a little adjust let's go to
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needing a little adjust let's go to Midas later and fix
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Midas later and fix
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Midas later and fix thats to
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thats to
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thats to Timeless and I need those
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things you look into my
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things you look into my eyes your path now le
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the I am slightly startled by this
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the I am slightly startled by this turnour of event
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turnour of event
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turnour of event and what there's big steps up
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there this part really bugs
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there this part really bugs [Music]
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[Music] me oh no like that Motel Six I stayed
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in this must be one of those snake
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in this must be one of those snake handling churches
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own next time you're on your
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own next time you're on your own
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okay hello see you like your biggest fan
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okay hello see you like your biggest fan a what's your name Hannah Grace Brown hi
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a what's your name Hannah Grace Brown hi
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a what's your name Hannah Grace Brown hi Hannah Grace Brown let's take a fun pi
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Hannah Grace Brown let's take a fun pi
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Hannah Grace Brown let's take a fun pi got get let take a fight one I'll put it
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got get let take a fight one I'll put it
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got get let take a fight one I'll put it on Twitter okay awesome nice to see you
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bye hey Adam yeah have you ever seen you
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bye hey Adam yeah have you ever seen you know a lot of Disney secrets now have
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know a lot of Disney secrets now have
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know a lot of Disney secrets now have you ever seen the secret Disneyland
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you ever seen the secret Disneyland
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you ever seen the secret Disneyland secret stump the secret fake stump right
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secret stump the secret fake stump right
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secret stump the secret fake stump right here have you ever noticed that have you
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here have you ever noticed that have you
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here have you ever noticed that have you ever noticed the I actually never have
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ever noticed the I actually never have
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ever noticed the I actually never have you stumped me on that one I stump
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you stumped me on that one I stump
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you stumped me on that one I stump a secret
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stump I love that at any other theme
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stump I love that at any other theme park or any other regular park or
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park or any other regular park or
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park or any other regular park or anybody's backyard there'd just be a
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anybody's backyard there'd just be a
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anybody's backyard there'd just be a pipe or a thing sticking out of the
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pipe or a thing sticking out of the
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pipe or a thing sticking out of the ground but never at Disney Disney always
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ground but never at Disney Disney always
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ground but never at Disney Disney always goes the extra mile and makes fake
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goes the extra mile and makes fake
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goes the extra mile and makes fake stumps and adds on to an existing tree
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stumps and adds on to an existing tree
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stumps and adds on to an existing tree just so that you never have to look at a
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just so that you never have to look at a
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just so that you never have to look at a pipe and think pipe I never noticed that
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pipe and think pipe I never noticed that
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pipe and think pipe I never noticed that before well you never noticed the pipe
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before well you never noticed the pipe
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before well you never noticed the pipe either because of the secret stump oh I
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either because of the secret stump oh I
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either because of the secret stump oh I I noticed the pipe oh not the St oh so
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I noticed the pipe oh not the St oh so
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I noticed the pipe oh not the St oh so job half J I never noticed
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job half J I never noticed
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job half J I never noticed the before I leave the park I thought
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the before I leave the park I thought
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the before I leave the park I thought I'd cruise up here and take a peek at
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I'd cruise up here and take a peek at
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I'd cruise up here and take a peek at the Lily Bell Walt Disney's private
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the Lily Bell Walt Disney's private
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the Lily Bell Walt Disney's private railroad car to entertain guests Emperor
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railroad car to entertain guests Emperor
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railroad car to entertain guests Emperor what's his name Hirohito and all kinds
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what's his name Hirohito and all kinds
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what's his name Hirohito and all kinds of luminaries and dignitaries have
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of luminaries and dignitaries have
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of luminaries and dignitaries have ridden and this rail car there's all
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ridden and this rail car there's all
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ridden and this rail car there's all kinds of Disney secrets and Walt things
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kinds of Disney secrets and Walt things
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kinds of Disney secrets and Walt things and Easter eggs and a guest book and
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and Easter eggs and a guest book and
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and Easter eggs and a guest book and fancy stories about this but today I'm
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fancy stories about this but today I'm
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fancy stories about this but today I'm just taking a little peek just taking a
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just taking a little peek just taking a
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just taking a little peek just taking a peek pretty cool you can come up here
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peek pretty cool you can come up here
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peek pretty cool you can come up here and stand on the other side of this rope
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and stand on the other side of this rope
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and stand on the other side of this rope and take a look at the Lily Bell for
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and take a look at the Lily Bell for
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and take a look at the Lily Bell for yourself because of course the
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yourself because of course the
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yourself because of course the Disneyland railroad is still closed
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Disneyland railroad is still closed
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Disneyland railroad is still closed while they built Star Wars land so they
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while they built Star Wars land so they
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while they built Star Wars land so they got all this stuff parked up here so you
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got all this stuff parked up here so you
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got all this stuff parked up here so you can climb on it and just take a look at
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can climb on it and just take a look at
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can climb on it and just take a look at it which I think is seriously pretty
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it which I think is seriously pretty
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it which I think is seriously pretty awesome like it's pretty difficult to
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awesome like it's pretty difficult to
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awesome like it's pretty difficult to see the Lily Bell anyways much l come up
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see the Lily Bell anyways much l come up
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see the Lily Bell anyways much l come up to it be able to stick your camera
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to it be able to stick your camera
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to it be able to stick your camera through the window take a good long peek
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Lily Bell the train car is named after
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Lily Bell the train car is named after Lily Bell the little miniature steam
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Lily Bell the little miniature steam
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Lily Bell the little miniature steam engine that Walt Disney had his little
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engine that Walt Disney had his little
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engine that Walt Disney had his little ride on steam engine which of course is
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ride on steam engine which of course is
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ride on steam engine which of course is named after Lillian his wife Lillian
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named after Lillian his wife Lillian
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named after Lillian his wife Lillian Disney Lillian pounds Disney technically
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Disney Lillian pounds Disney technically
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Disney Lillian pounds Disney technically this is one of the many things I love
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this is one of the many things I love
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this is one of the many things I love about Disneyland and Walt Disney is
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about Disneyland and Walt Disney is
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about Disneyland and Walt Disney is there's all kinds of weird Easter eggs
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there's all kinds of weird Easter eggs
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there's all kinds of weird Easter eggs and inside jokes and a lot of cool
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and inside jokes and a lot of cool
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and inside jokes and a lot of cool history you don't have that with a lot
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history you don't have that with a lot
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history you don't have that with a lot of other theme Parts Daisy
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of other theme Parts Daisy
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of other theme Parts Daisy [Applause]
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I just think it's cool that at every
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I just think it's cool that at every phase of construction they find another
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phase of construction they find another
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phase of construction they find another awesome thing to entertain people with
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awesome thing to entertain people with
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awesome thing to entertain people with while things are closed hey look at this
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while things are closed hey look at this
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while things are closed hey look at this Jay Cody what what are you doing here I
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Jay Cody what what are you doing here I
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Jay Cody what what are you doing here I thought I told you never to come up here
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thought I told you never to come up here
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thought I told you never to come up here Jay that's all right I'm here anyways I
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Jay that's all right I'm here anyways I
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Jay that's all right I'm here anyways I don't care well no one cares when I
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don't care well no one cares when I
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don't care well no one cares when I threaten them what you doing buddy what
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threaten them what you doing buddy what
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threaten them what you doing buddy what you doing over there playing in the
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you doing over there playing in the
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you doing over there playing in the garden huh try to a time lapse do you
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garden huh try to a time lapse do you
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garden huh try to a time lapse do you know what you need to do if you want a
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know what you need to do if you want a
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know what you need to do if you want a really good time lapse spend a lot of
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really good time lapse spend a lot of
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really good time lapse spend a lot of time on it laughing yeah how many laughs
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time on it laughing yeah how many laughs
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time on it laughing yeah how many laughs you got to do I
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[Music] actually before we leave since people
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actually before we leave since people
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actually before we leave since people are always bringing up how little I go
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are always bringing up how little I go
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are always bringing up how little I go to DCA why not check it out Disney
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to DCA why not check it out Disney
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to DCA why not check it out Disney California Adventure ooh ah ooh
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California Adventure ooh ah ooh
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California Adventure ooh ah ooh ah all righty here we are Paradise Pier
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ah all righty here we are Paradise Pier
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ah all righty here we are Paradise Pier the heart of
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the heart of
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the heart of DCA it's not
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DCA it's not
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DCA it's not busy it's
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busy it's
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busy it's it's neat it's a fun one what it's fun
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it's neat it's a fun one what it's fun
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it's neat it's a fun one what it's fun but that's enough DCA for
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me I originally only meant to come here
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me I originally only meant to come here for like an hour boy did that end up
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for like an hour boy did that end up
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for like an hour boy did that end up taking a lot longer than I thought it
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taking a lot longer than I thought it
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taking a lot longer than I thought it was going to Adam actually even ended up
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was going to Adam actually even ended up
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was going to Adam actually even ended up staying here with Jay for even longer
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staying here with Jay for even longer
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staying here with Jay for even longer than me it's time to be moving along
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than me it's time to be moving along
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than me it's time to be moving along time to
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yet by now you're probably wondering
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yet by now you're probably wondering what's in the box what's in the
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what's in the box what's in the
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what's in the box what's in the box and I'm going to show you guys
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box and I'm going to show you guys
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box and I'm going to show you guys tomorrow we're out of time today live
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tomorrow we're out of time today live
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tomorrow we're out of time today live fastport atp.com twitter Justin scar
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fastport atp.com twitter Justin scar
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fastport atp.com twitter Justin scar I'll see you guys later don't forget
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I'll see you guys later don't forget
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I'll see you guys later don't forget those fun picks go home and sleep well