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WILL I EAT SNAILS? On Champs Elysees in Paris

Date: December 06, 2015 Duration: 25m 13s
France! Paris! The Arch de Triumph, the Champs Elysees! Snails! Snails...? Yes, there's one french dish that's very infamous in the united states, Escargot! Merch: http://store.randomland.com @JustinScarred Instagram http://patreon.com/JustinScarred
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0:06 look at this do you know what this is
0:06 look at this do you know what this is It's the sown
0:09 It's the sown
0:09 It's the sown Vlog it's a vlog that happens some
0:14 Vlog it's a vlog that happens some
0:14 Vlog it's a vlog that happens some sometimes it's a little windy and I
0:17 sometimes it's a little windy and I
0:17 sometimes it's a little windy and I apologize for the wind and the traffic I
0:20 apologize for the wind and the traffic I
0:20 apologize for the wind and the traffic I can't control it actually no one can
0:21 can't control it actually no one can
0:21 can't control it actually no one can control it do you know what this is
0:23 control it do you know what this is
0:23 control it do you know what this is right here this my friends is the arch
0:25 right here this my friends is the arch
0:25 right here this my friends is the arch the Triumph This is the triumphal Arch
0:29 the Triumph This is the triumphal Arch
0:29 the Triumph This is the triumphal Arch built to come memorate all of those
0:31 built to come memorate all of those
0:31 built to come memorate all of those people who fought and died in the
0:34 people who fought and died in the
0:34 people who fought and died in the revolution of France the revolution oh
0:36 revolution of France the revolution oh
0:36 revolution of France the revolution oh here we go we can cross the Revolution
0:39 here we go we can cross the Revolution
0:39 here we go we can cross the Revolution and the Napoleonic Wars The Ark the
0:41 and the Napoleonic Wars The Ark the
0:42 and the Napoleonic Wars The Ark the Triumph a very famous symbol of Paris
0:46 Triumph a very famous symbol of Paris
0:46 Triumph a very famous symbol of Paris which is where we are now let's go and
0:50 which is where we are now let's go and
0:50 which is where we are now let's go and take a little bit of a closer look shall
0:52 take a little bit of a closer look shall
0:52 take a little bit of a closer look shall we shall we now we can't get all the way
0:55 we shall we now we can't get all the way
0:55 we shall we now we can't get all the way up to it the arch The Arc the everyone
0:59 up to it the arch The Arc the everyone
0:59 up to it the arch The Arc the everyone here says AR the Triumph I can't really
1:01 here says AR the Triumph I can't really
1:01 here says AR the Triumph I can't really say it that way very good cuz I sound
1:03 say it that way very good cuz I sound
1:03 say it that way very good cuz I sound foolish so I'm just going to say the
1:04 foolish so I'm just going to say the
1:04 foolish so I'm just going to say the arch the arch here is a very Historic
1:07 arch the arch here is a very Historic
1:07 arch the arch here is a very Historic Landmark obviously commemorating the
1:09 Landmark obviously commemorating the
1:09 Landmark obviously commemorating the very first Veterans of the Republic of
1:12 very first Veterans of the Republic of
1:12 very first Veterans of the Republic of France when it split itself from the
1:14 France when it split itself from the
1:14 France when it split itself from the monarchy and became the French Republic
1:17 monarchy and became the French Republic
1:17 monarchy and became the French Republic and was headed up by Napoleon who went
1:19 and was headed up by Napoleon who went
1:19 and was headed up by Napoleon who went and everybody fought a bunch of wars and
1:21 and everybody fought a bunch of wars and
1:21 and everybody fought a bunch of wars and conquered things like Egypt and all
1:22 conquered things like Egypt and all
1:22 conquered things like Egypt and all those far away wonderful places and look
1:24 those far away wonderful places and look
1:24 those far away wonderful places and look at that so at night time I can't figure
1:27 at that so at night time I can't figure
1:27 at that so at night time I can't figure out how to get really close up to it um
1:29 out how to get really close up to it um
1:29 out how to get really close up to it um there was a military thing going on I
1:31 there was a military thing going on I
1:31 there was a military thing going on I think now they're letting tourists back
1:32 think now they're letting tourists back
1:32 think now they're letting tourists back up close to it but that's neither here
1:34 up close to it but that's neither here
1:34 up close to it but that's neither here nor there we will have to save a closer
1:37 nor there we will have to save a closer
1:37 nor there we will have to save a closer look than this of the Arc of Triumph for
1:40 look than this of the Arc of Triumph for
1:40 look than this of the Arc of Triumph for another time but look at that a very
1:42 another time but look at that a very
1:42 another time but look at that a very famous symbol of Paris and the craziest
1:44 famous symbol of Paris and the craziest
1:44 famous symbol of Paris and the craziest part is this giant traffic roundabout
1:47 part is this giant traffic roundabout
1:47 part is this giant traffic roundabout going around it for some reason I always
1:49 going around it for some reason I always
1:49 going around it for some reason I always thought you could drive through that
1:50 thought you could drive through that
1:51 thought you could drive through that thing oh no heck no you can't the Tomb
1:53 thing oh no heck no you can't the Tomb
1:53 thing oh no heck no you can't the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier for World War I
1:55 of the Unknown Soldier for World War I
1:55 of the Unknown Soldier for World War I is at the base there with an eternal
1:57 is at the base there with an eternal
1:57 is at the base there with an eternal flame I don't know if you can see it
2:00 flame I don't know if you can see it
2:00 flame I don't know if you can see it there are names of generals and people
2:01 there are names of generals and people
2:01 there are names of generals and people who fought and died for France and scrib
2:04 who fought and died for France and scrib
2:04 who fought and died for France and scrib so it's a very sacred Monument to the
2:06 so it's a very sacred Monument to the
2:06 so it's a very sacred Monument to the country and what's crazy about it for me
2:08 country and what's crazy about it for me
2:08 country and what's crazy about it for me is watching all those History Channel
2:09 is watching all those History Channel
2:09 is watching all those History Channel documentaries and all that World War II
2:11 documentaries and all that World War II
2:11 documentaries and all that World War II footage you see the Nazis parading in
2:13 footage you see the Nazis parading in
2:13 footage you see the Nazis parading in front of it all crazy taking over Paris
2:15 front of it all crazy taking over Paris
2:15 front of it all crazy taking over Paris and then later you see like Patton and
2:17 and then later you see like Patton and
2:17 and then later you see like Patton and all the people liberating Paris with the
2:19 all the people liberating Paris with the
2:19 all the people liberating Paris with the American tanks coming through around the
2:21 American tanks coming through around the
2:21 American tanks coming through around the ark the Triumph like awesome and this
2:24 ark the Triumph like awesome and this
2:24 ark the Triumph like awesome and this street right here the one that we were
2:26 street right here the one that we were
2:26 street right here the one that we were standing in the middle of earlier and
2:27 standing in the middle of earlier and
2:27 standing in the middle of earlier and that this brave soul is running across
2:30 that this brave soul is running across
2:30 that this brave soul is running across in front of that nice Porsche over there
2:32 in front of that nice Porsche over there
2:32 in front of that nice Porsche over there this street right here is known as the
2:35 this street right here is known as the
2:35 this street right here is known as the Sha the Sha it's the fanciest Street in
2:41 Sha the Sha it's the fanciest Street in
2:41 Sha the Sha it's the fanciest Street in G so here we are in the sh which is like
2:45 G so here we are in the sh which is like
2:45 G so here we are in the sh which is like the Fancy Fancy Fancy Street um like I
2:47 the Fancy Fancy Fancy Street um like I
2:47 the Fancy Fancy Fancy Street um like I just said like this is where you know
2:49 just said like this is where you know
2:49 just said like this is where you know Louis Vuitton has a store amongst other
2:52 Louis Vuitton has a store amongst other
2:52 Louis Vuitton has a store amongst other stores I don't know what's fancy there's
2:54 stores I don't know what's fancy there's
2:54 stores I don't know what's fancy there's a lot of banner ads for Ikea Ikea is
2:57 a lot of banner ads for Ikea Ikea is
2:57 a lot of banner ads for Ikea Ikea is definitely not super fancy but the thing
2:59 definitely not super fancy but the thing
2:59 definitely not super fancy but the thing is there's such a mix of fancy French
3:02 is there's such a mix of fancy French
3:02 is there's such a mix of fancy French things like designer clothes and then
3:05 things like designer clothes and then
3:05 things like designer clothes and then like little Mom and Pop I love Paris
3:07 like little Mom and Pop I love Paris
3:07 like little Mom and Pop I love Paris fire I love Paris t-shirt here but it's
3:09 fire I love Paris t-shirt here but it's
3:09 fire I love Paris t-shirt here but it's pretty crazy so this is my first real
3:11 pretty crazy so this is my first real
3:11 pretty crazy so this is my first real exposure to like real Paris and when I
3:15 exposure to like real Paris and when I
3:15 exposure to like real Paris and when I say real Paris I mean like the TV Paris
3:17 say real Paris I mean like the TV Paris
3:17 say real Paris I mean like the TV Paris cuz I drove through Paris earlier today
3:18 cuz I drove through Paris earlier today
3:18 cuz I drove through Paris earlier today and if you didn't see the last Vlog go
3:20 and if you didn't see the last Vlog go
3:20 and if you didn't see the last Vlog go back and take a look because we checked
3:22 back and take a look because we checked
3:22 back and take a look because we checked out the Eiffel Tower we checked it out
3:24 out the Eiffel Tower we checked it out
3:24 out the Eiffel Tower we checked it out at night when the camera really couldn't
3:25 at night when the camera really couldn't
3:25 at night when the camera really couldn't focus cuz it was in this weird Twilight
3:27 focus cuz it was in this weird Twilight
3:27 focus cuz it was in this weird Twilight and so it looks a little bit weird and
3:28 and so it looks a little bit weird and
3:28 and so it looks a little bit weird and it's a little shaky and it wasn't the
3:29 it's a little shaky and it wasn't the
3:30 it's a little shaky and it wasn't the scale or nor did I try to paint it but
3:32 scale or nor did I try to paint it but
3:32 scale or nor did I try to paint it but there it is look at this Paris France I
3:35 there it is look at this Paris France I
3:35 there it is look at this Paris France I still mind blown I've only been in
3:37 still mind blown I've only been in
3:37 still mind blown I've only been in France for what 2 or 3 days the first
3:40 France for what 2 or 3 days the first
3:40 France for what 2 or 3 days the first day I landed I was so jet lagged it
3:41 day I landed I was so jet lagged it
3:41 day I landed I was so jet lagged it doesn't even really count the second day
3:43 doesn't even really count the second day
3:43 doesn't even really count the second day I was still so tired of jet lag doesn't
3:44 I was still so tired of jet lag doesn't
3:45 I was still so tired of jet lag doesn't really count and then today I woke up
3:47 really count and then today I woke up
3:47 really count and then today I woke up and really filmed a lot of stuff and
3:49 and really filmed a lot of stuff and
3:49 and really filmed a lot of stuff and then went to the Eiffel Tower and now
3:50 then went to the Eiffel Tower and now
3:51 then went to the Eiffel Tower and now this thean steady so today is my first
3:54 this thean steady so today is my first
3:54 this thean steady so today is my first real day ever being in Paris now I have
3:57 real day ever being in Paris now I have
3:57 real day ever being in Paris now I have been to England before once and I hung
3:59 been to England before once and I hung
3:59 been to England before once and I hung out the the city of London for about a
4:00 out the the city of London for about a
4:00 out the the city of London for about a week and that was about it I've never
4:02 week and that was about it I've never
4:02 week and that was about it I've never set foot on the actual continent of
4:04 set foot on the actual continent of
4:04 set foot on the actual continent of Europe until this trip so this is my
4:07 Europe until this trip so this is my
4:07 Europe until this trip so this is my first time really being around crazy
4:09 first time really being around crazy
4:09 first time really being around crazy Europeans see look at saying uhoh uhoh
4:14 Europeans see look at saying uhoh uhoh
4:14 Europeans see look at saying uhoh uhoh waa WAOW don't look at that kiddos look
4:16 waa WAOW don't look at that kiddos look
4:16 waa WAOW don't look at that kiddos look at that we're here on the sh
4:18 at that we're here on the sh
4:18 at that we're here on the sh say so I'm just totally over stimulated
4:20 say so I'm just totally over stimulated
4:20 say so I'm just totally over stimulated to be honest with you I'm totally over
4:22 to be honest with you I'm totally over
4:22 to be honest with you I'm totally over stimulated overwhelmed I'm absorbing all
4:24 stimulated overwhelmed I'm absorbing all
4:24 stimulated overwhelmed I'm absorbing all this crazy stuff like just all little
4:25 this crazy stuff like just all little
4:25 this crazy stuff like just all little things little habits I'm listening to a
4:27 things little habits I'm listening to a
4:27 things little habits I'm listening to a lot of French and picking up a little
4:29 lot of French and picking up a little
4:29 lot of French and picking up a little phrases here and there looking at taxis
4:32 phrases here and there looking at taxis
4:32 phrases here and there looking at taxis and people that really want to drive me
4:33 and people that really want to drive me
4:33 and people that really want to drive me in them not yet buddy not yet you silly
4:37 in them not yet buddy not yet you silly
4:37 in them not yet buddy not yet you silly guy you silly goose you and just
4:40 guy you silly goose you and just
4:40 guy you silly goose you and just checking the sights sounds and smells
4:43 checking the sights sounds and smells
4:43 checking the sights sounds and smells out I've seen all kinds of weird things
4:45 out I've seen all kinds of weird things
4:45 out I've seen all kinds of weird things like um just like the embassy of Iran
4:48 like um just like the embassy of Iran
4:49 like um just like the embassy of Iran and the you know like the I don't know a
4:52 and the you know like the I don't know a
4:52 and the you know like the I don't know a supermarket that's Underground on the
4:54 supermarket that's Underground on the
4:54 supermarket that's Underground on the other side of the street over here so I
4:55 other side of the street over here so I
4:55 other side of the street over here so I spent some time walking up and down and
4:58 spent some time walking up and down and
4:58 spent some time walking up and down and uh you can rent Ferraris weird Ferraris
5:00 uh you can rent Ferraris weird Ferraris
5:00 uh you can rent Ferraris weird Ferraris from right everywhere and people are
5:02 from right everywhere and people are
5:02 from right everywhere and people are walking around and everybody looks like
5:03 walking around and everybody looks like
5:03 walking around and everybody looks like a fashion model because this is sort of
5:04 a fashion model because this is sort of
5:05 a fashion model because this is sort of the Rodeo Drive of Paris or like I don't
5:07 the Rodeo Drive of Paris or like I don't
5:07 the Rodeo Drive of Paris or like I don't know Fifth Avenue or I really don't know
5:10 know Fifth Avenue or I really don't know
5:10 know Fifth Avenue or I really don't know how to explain like how fancy it is like
5:12 how to explain like how fancy it is like
5:12 how to explain like how fancy it is like everything is designer this designer
5:14 everything is designer this designer
5:14 everything is designer this designer that there's all kinds of weird
5:17 that there's all kinds of weird
5:17 that there's all kinds of weird ads wow well that was a turn of events
5:21 ads wow well that was a turn of events
5:21 ads wow well that was a turn of events that was slightly surprising to me
5:23 that was slightly surprising to me
5:23 that was slightly surprising to me there's all sorts of weird ads in French
5:25 there's all sorts of weird ads in French
5:25 there's all sorts of weird ads in French and look at this just look how Frenchy
5:27 and look at this just look how Frenchy
5:28 and look at this just look how Frenchy it is Frenchy any any way because this
5:30 it is Frenchy any any way because this
5:30 it is Frenchy any any way because this is you know my first day in Paris and
5:34 is you know my first day in Paris and
5:34 is you know my first day in Paris and I'm going full French here I'm trying to
5:36 I'm going full French here I'm trying to
5:37 I'm going full French here I'm trying to take into culture and uh you know pick
5:40 take into culture and uh you know pick
5:40 take into culture and uh you know pick up a little
5:42 up a little
5:42 up a little frenchness expand my mind go Continental
5:45 frenchness expand my mind go Continental
5:45 frenchness expand my mind go Continental about and look at there's the Sean s say
5:47 about and look at there's the Sean s say
5:47 about and look at there's the Sean s say ends down there at this uh you can see
5:49 ends down there at this uh you can see
5:49 ends down there at this uh you can see that Ferris wheel down there I'm told
5:50 that Ferris wheel down there I'm told
5:51 that Ferris wheel down there I'm told that Ferris wheel unlike the London Eye
5:52 that Ferris wheel unlike the London Eye
5:52 that Ferris wheel unlike the London Eye or something or the Orlando Eye is
5:54 or something or the Orlando Eye is
5:54 or something or the Orlando Eye is actually a temporary Ferris wheel it's
5:56 actually a temporary Ferris wheel it's
5:56 actually a temporary Ferris wheel it's not there all year round so you can see
5:58 not there all year round so you can see
5:58 not there all year round so you can see right down there the the feris wheere
6:00 right down there the the feris wheere
6:00 right down there the the feris wheere and at the very end of the Sha uh the sh
6:03 and at the very end of the Sha uh the sh
6:03 and at the very end of the Sha uh the sh say on one side you have the Arc of
6:05 say on one side you have the Arc of
6:05 say on one side you have the Arc of Triumph right here and then all the way
6:07 Triumph right here and then all the way
6:07 Triumph right here and then all the way down there on the other side you have
6:09 down there on the other side you have
6:09 down there on the other side you have the Palace of the Lou now the Lou is
6:12 the Palace of the Lou now the Lou is
6:12 the Palace of the Lou now the Lou is very famous for being where wow excuse
6:14 very famous for being where wow excuse
6:14 very famous for being where wow excuse me curb I didn't mean to step on you
6:16 me curb I didn't mean to step on you
6:16 me curb I didn't mean to step on you there uh the Lou is very famous for
6:18 there uh the Lou is very famous for
6:18 there uh the Lou is very famous for being the home of the Mona Lisa and all
6:20 being the home of the Mona Lisa and all
6:20 being the home of the Mona Lisa and all this other art Treasures but it was the
6:21 this other art Treasures but it was the
6:21 this other art Treasures but it was the Palace of the French Kings until Louis
6:24 Palace of the French Kings until Louis
6:24 Palace of the French Kings until Louis the 14th and Mar tet went off to live in
6:26 the 14th and Mar tet went off to live in
6:26 the 14th and Mar tet went off to live in versa like peace out Paris you're kind
6:28 versa like peace out Paris you're kind
6:28 versa like peace out Paris you're kind of weird and right where that Ferris
6:31 of weird and right where that Ferris
6:31 of weird and right where that Ferris wheel is apparently is where the French
6:34 wheel is apparently is where the French
6:34 wheel is apparently is where the French royalty and Marie antonet Etc were
6:37 royalty and Marie antonet Etc were
6:37 royalty and Marie antonet Etc were apparently beheaded down there so on the
6:41 apparently beheaded down there so on the
6:41 apparently beheaded down there so on the one end of the street you have the uh
6:44 one end of the street you have the uh
6:44 one end of the street you have the uh site of the killing of the monarchs
6:46 site of the killing of the monarchs
6:46 site of the killing of the monarchs where the French people took this land
6:49 where the French people took this land
6:49 where the French people took this land to be their own and created the Republic
6:51 to be their own and created the Republic
6:51 to be their own and created the Republic and on the other side you have the
6:52 and on the other side you have the
6:52 and on the other side you have the Republic of France's uh Memorial
6:55 Republic of France's uh Memorial
6:55 Republic of France's uh Memorial basically to all of their fallen
6:57 basically to all of their fallen
6:57 basically to all of their fallen soldiers and their Heroes so this street
6:59 soldiers and their Heroes so this street
7:00 soldiers and their Heroes so this street is kind of the center if you will of
7:03 is kind of the center if you will of
7:03 is kind of the center if you will of Paris and France if that explains a
7:05 Paris and France if that explains a
7:05 Paris and France if that explains a little bit of it historical significance
7:07 little bit of it historical significance
7:07 little bit of it historical significance all the crazy military parades and all
7:09 all the crazy military parades and all
7:09 all the crazy military parades and all that kind of stuff happened along here
7:11 that kind of stuff happened along here
7:11 that kind of stuff happened along here and all of the Bourgeois like people
7:14 and all of the Bourgeois like people
7:14 and all of the Bourgeois like people that wanted to live near the Royal
7:15 that wanted to live near the Royal
7:15 that wanted to live near the Royal Palace and the government officials and
7:17 Palace and the government officials and
7:17 Palace and the government officials and all those people had to live in this
7:18 all those people had to live in this
7:18 all those people had to live in this area of France so this was like the seat
7:21 area of France so this was like the seat
7:21 area of France so this was like the seat of power back in the day the seat of
7:26 of power back in the day the seat of
7:26 of power back in the day the seat of French power so anyway you can see that
7:29 French power so anyway you can see that
7:29 French power so anyway you can see that I've come to to the heart of France and
7:30 I've come to to the heart of France and
7:30 I've come to to the heart of France and in the spirit of going full France in
7:32 in the spirit of going full France in
7:32 in the spirit of going full France in the spirit of La
7:34 the spirit of La
7:34 the spirit of La Resistance I have decided to do
7:36 Resistance I have decided to do
7:36 Resistance I have decided to do something I never thought I would do in
7:38 something I never thought I would do in
7:38 something I never thought I would do in in the course of my whole life I've been
7:41 in the course of my whole life I've been
7:41 in the course of my whole life I've been thinking about it a lot and I made a lot
7:44 thinking about it a lot and I made a lot
7:44 thinking about it a lot and I made a lot of jokes about eating a little French
7:46 of jokes about eating a little French
7:46 of jokes about eating a little French dish that every one of us Americans
7:48 dish that every one of us Americans
7:48 dish that every one of us Americans knows about it's one of our favorite
7:51 knows about it's one of our favorite
7:51 knows about it's one of our favorite French stereotypes I'm not talking about
7:54 French stereotypes I'm not talking about
7:54 French stereotypes I'm not talking about frog legs no no I am talking or french
7:57 frog legs no no I am talking or french
7:57 frog legs no no I am talking or french fries which let's face it aren't that
7:58 fries which let's face it aren't that
7:58 fries which let's face it aren't that French
8:00 French
8:00 French I'm talking about
8:03 I'm talking about
8:03 I'm talking about escargo now some of you are going uhoh I
8:06 escargo now some of you are going uhoh I
8:06 escargo now some of you are going uhoh I think I know where this is headed and
8:07 think I know where this is headed and
8:07 think I know where this is headed and others of you are like what's es cargo
8:09 others of you are like what's es cargo
8:09 others of you are like what's es cargo if you don't know what es cargo is and
8:11 if you don't know what es cargo is and
8:11 if you don't know what es cargo is and some people really don't es cargo is
8:14 some people really don't es cargo is
8:14 some people really don't es cargo is basically a French dish it's very fancy
8:17 basically a French dish it's very fancy
8:17 basically a French dish it's very fancy that's made of snails I have never eaten
8:21 that's made of snails I have never eaten
8:21 that's made of snails I have never eaten it in my entire life never eaten escargo
8:24 it in my entire life never eaten escargo
8:24 it in my entire life never eaten escargo and it's all I've ever known of France
8:26 and it's all I've ever known of France
8:26 and it's all I've ever known of France as a kid like oh I only eat snails Hao
8:28 as a kid like oh I only eat snails Hao
8:28 as a kid like oh I only eat snails Hao especially cuz I family from Canada and
8:30 especially cuz I family from Canada and
8:30 especially cuz I family from Canada and they're not French Canadians they're
8:31 they're not French Canadians they're
8:31 they're not French Canadians they're just regular British Canadians you know
8:34 just regular British Canadians you know
8:34 just regular British Canadians you know and so they all make fun of the the
8:36 and so they all make fun of the the
8:36 and so they all make fun of the the French people like oh those frogs they
8:38 French people like oh those frogs they
8:38 French people like oh those frogs they call them that cuz they eat frogs legs
8:40 call them that cuz they eat frogs legs
8:40 call them that cuz they eat frogs legs eating their snails and so es cargo is a
8:43 eating their snails and so es cargo is a
8:43 eating their snails and so es cargo is a bit of a like a you know haha French
8:45 bit of a like a you know haha French
8:45 bit of a like a you know haha French people in their snails but it turns out
8:46 people in their snails but it turns out
8:46 people in their snails but it turns out that's a real thing they really do eat s
8:48 that's a real thing they really do eat s
8:48 that's a real thing they really do eat s cargo which is really made of snails and
8:50 cargo which is really made of snails and
8:50 cargo which is really made of snails and they serve it here in Paris and so I
8:52 they serve it here in Paris and so I
8:52 they serve it here in Paris and so I jokingly said told the people who
8:54 jokingly said told the people who
8:54 jokingly said told the people who brought me here that uh I told the folks
8:57 brought me here that uh I told the folks
8:57 brought me here that uh I told the folks I was like H it's gluten free I'll
8:59 I was like H it's gluten free I'll
8:59 I was like H it's gluten free I'll totally eat it well it turns out they
9:02 totally eat it well it turns out they
9:02 totally eat it well it turns out they found a cafe on
9:03 found a cafe on
9:03 found a cafe on Shan where they have glutenfree escargo
9:07 Shan where they have glutenfree escargo
9:07 Shan where they have glutenfree escargo should I should I try it should I try
9:09 should I should I try it should I try
9:09 should I should I try it should I try snails by the way look at this this is
9:12 snails by the way look at this this is
9:12 snails by the way look at this this is like something out of the James Bond
9:13 like something out of the James Bond
9:13 like something out of the James Bond movie you know when you see the little
9:14 movie you know when you see the little
9:14 movie you know when you see the little Street let's just pick in a little
9:15 Street let's just pick in a little
9:15 Street let's just pick in a little deeper a little side street with all the
9:17 deeper a little side street with all the
9:17 deeper a little side street with all the little motorcycles where like Jason
9:19 little motorcycles where like Jason
9:19 little motorcycles where like Jason Bourne is cruising down they're doing a
9:21 Bourne is cruising down they're doing a
9:21 Bourne is cruising down they're doing a car CH and then look at all of this
9:24 car CH and then look at all of this
9:24 car CH and then look at all of this Ferraris Lamborghinis mostly all
9:26 Ferraris Lamborghinis mostly all
9:26 Ferraris Lamborghinis mostly all Ferraris I don't see any Lambos actually
9:28 Ferraris I don't see any Lambos actually
9:28 Ferraris I don't see any Lambos actually look at these Ferraris some of these you
9:30 look at these Ferraris some of these you
9:30 look at these Ferraris some of these you can rent you can rent this one drive me
9:32 can rent you can rent this one drive me
9:32 can rent you can rent this one drive me look it drive me you pay how much 90 so
9:36 look it drive me you pay how much 90 so
9:36 look it drive me you pay how much 90 so 100 bucks and you can drive that around
9:39 100 bucks and you can drive that around
9:39 100 bucks and you can drive that around I don't know for how long I'm not going
9:40 I don't know for how long I'm not going
9:41 I don't know for how long I'm not going to do it I don't just have a 100 bucks
9:42 to do it I don't just have a 100 bucks
9:42 to do it I don't just have a 100 bucks lying around look at that one's got lers
9:45 lying around look at that one's got lers
9:45 lying around look at that one's got lers isn't that weird like haha you go to San
9:47 isn't that weird like haha you go to San
9:47 isn't that weird like haha you go to San Francisco and they're like here try this
9:48 Francisco and they're like here try this
9:48 Francisco and they're like here try this smart car out and here on the sh they
9:50 smart car out and here on the sh they
9:50 smart car out and here on the sh they say is try this uh little Ferrari out
9:53 say is try this uh little Ferrari out
9:53 say is try this uh little Ferrari out just for funsies you probably own four
9:55 just for funsies you probably own four
9:55 just for funsies you probably own four or five of them but just try ours out
9:57 or five of them but just try ours out
9:57 or five of them but just try ours out it'll be neat anyway ask cargo
10:00 it'll be neat anyway ask cargo
10:00 it'll be neat anyway ask cargo I found out that there's a fancy little
10:01 I found out that there's a fancy little
10:01 I found out that there's a fancy little cafe down here called
10:02 cafe down here called
10:03 cafe down here called losos that has glutenfree allergy free
10:07 losos that has glutenfree allergy free
10:07 losos that has glutenfree allergy free sargo all there is see there's Louis
10:08 sargo all there is see there's Louis
10:09 sargo all there is see there's Louis Vuitton like I told you I walk past that
10:10 Vuitton like I told you I walk past that
10:10 Vuitton like I told you I walk past that on my way to the ark the trial to show
10:12 on my way to the ark the trial to show
10:12 on my way to the ark the trial to show it to you Louis Vuitton right there a
10:15 it to you Louis Vuitton right there a
10:15 it to you Louis Vuitton right there a big old Louis Vuitton store I know
10:16 big old Louis Vuitton store I know
10:16 big old Louis Vuitton store I know that's fancy I don't know what a lot of
10:18 that's fancy I don't know what a lot of
10:18 that's fancy I don't know what a lot of the other stores are there's uh ugc
10:21 the other stores are there's uh ugc
10:21 the other stores are there's uh ugc Normandy Leo I don't know what that is
10:22 Normandy Leo I don't know what that is
10:22 Normandy Leo I don't know what that is look at and there's all these Rick Shaws
10:24 look at and there's all these Rick Shaws
10:24 look at and there's all these Rick Shaws these lit up European Rick Shaws and uh
10:28 these lit up European Rick Shaws and uh
10:28 these lit up European Rick Shaws and uh look it awkward it's awkward when you're
10:30 look it awkward it's awkward when you're
10:30 look it awkward it's awkward when you're stopped in traffic look at these people
10:32 stopped in traffic look at these people
10:32 stopped in traffic look at these people just start walking you know exactly
10:34 just start walking you know exactly
10:34 just start walking you know exactly what's going to happen and I have no
10:35 what's going to happen and I have no
10:35 what's going to happen and I have no clue so down
10:37 clue so down
10:37 clue so down here a place I'm thinking about it okay
10:40 here a place I'm thinking about it okay
10:40 here a place I'm thinking about it okay now I made a solemn oath but I would try
10:42 now I made a solemn oath but I would try
10:42 now I made a solemn oath but I would try the escargo if I came to France someone
10:44 the escargo if I came to France someone
10:44 the escargo if I came to France someone brought me here and it was glued for you
10:45 brought me here and it was glued for you
10:45 brought me here and it was glued for you I said that I would try it which I think
10:47 I said that I would try it which I think
10:47 I said that I would try it which I think sort of means that I have to someone
10:48 sort of means that I have to someone
10:49 sort of means that I have to someone brings you to France they bring you to
10:50 brings you to France they bring you to
10:50 brings you to France they bring you to Paris France they show you the Eiffel
10:52 Paris France they show you the Eiffel
10:52 Paris France they show you the Eiffel Tower they bring you to the city you
10:54 Tower they bring you to the city you
10:54 Tower they bring you to the city you keep your promises to those people and I
10:56 keep your promises to those people and I
10:56 keep your promises to those people and I think I might have to I'm going to have
10:58 think I might have to I'm going to have
10:58 think I might have to I'm going to have to take it on myself to try it but it's
11:02 to take it on myself to try it but it's
11:02 to take it on myself to try it but it's made of snails for real it's made of
11:04 made of snails for real it's made of
11:04 made of snails for real it's made of snails I don't know what it looks like
11:05 snails I don't know what it looks like
11:05 snails I don't know what it looks like really I have been set a picture of it
11:08 really I have been set a picture of it
11:08 really I have been set a picture of it where they sent me snail shells and as a
11:10 where they sent me snail shells and as a
11:10 where they sent me snail shells and as a picture I don't know if that was a joke
11:11 picture I don't know if that was a joke
11:11 picture I don't know if that was a joke or if that's what it actually looks like
11:14 or if that's what it actually looks like
11:14 or if that's what it actually looks like but the long and short of it is I'm on
11:17 but the long and short of it is I'm on
11:17 but the long and short of it is I'm on my way now and so are you down strong so
11:19 my way now and so are you down strong so
11:19 my way now and so are you down strong so he say and look at this is all the stuff
11:20 he say and look at this is all the stuff
11:20 he say and look at this is all the stuff because they had the G20 climate Summit
11:22 because they had the G20 climate Summit
11:22 because they had the G20 climate Summit is that what it was called and I just
11:23 is that what it was called and I just
11:23 is that what it was called and I just saw Obama actually on the TV in the
11:25 saw Obama actually on the TV in the
11:25 saw Obama actually on the TV in the store uh and everyone in there was like
11:27 store uh and everyone in there was like
11:27 store uh and everyone in there was like shut up Obama you I was like that's kind
11:29 shut up Obama you I was like that's kind
11:29 shut up Obama you I was like that's kind of rude he's not your president you
11:31 of rude he's not your president you
11:31 of rude he's not your president you can't tell him to shut up only we can
11:32 can't tell him to shut up only we can
11:32 can't tell him to shut up only we can tell him to shut up so if you hear me
11:35 tell him to shut up so if you hear me
11:35 tell him to shut up so if you hear me out there Barry I got your back on the
11:37 out there Barry I got your back on the
11:37 out there Barry I got your back on the whole shutting up thing only I and other
11:39 whole shutting up thing only I and other
11:39 whole shutting up thing only I and other Americans can tell you to shut up nobody
11:43 Americans can tell you to shut up nobody
11:43 Americans can tell you to shut up nobody else anyway look at this beautiful lit
11:45 else anyway look at this beautiful lit
11:45 else anyway look at this beautiful lit Stree all this crazy European
11:48 Stree all this crazy European
11:48 Stree all this crazy European architecture and I'm really just I'm
11:50 architecture and I'm really just I'm
11:50 architecture and I'm really just I'm really just don't know what else to say
11:51 really just don't know what else to say
11:51 really just don't know what else to say other than I'm about to try snails look
11:53 other than I'm about to try snails look
11:53 other than I'm about to try snails look at this though everyone here is like
11:54 at this though everyone here is like
11:55 at this though everyone here is like super well dressed fasty mody apparently
11:58 super well dressed fasty mody apparently
11:58 super well dressed fasty mody apparently I was told
11:59 I was told
11:59 I was told that dressing up and working on the sh
12:02 that dressing up and working on the sh
12:02 that dressing up and working on the sh say here is kind of like being a
12:04 say here is kind of like being a
12:04 say here is kind of like being a waitress in a in a in like fur bank or
12:06 waitress in a in a in like fur bank or
12:06 waitress in a in a in like fur bank or something you know in La where you're
12:08 something you know in La where you're
12:08 something you know in La where you're trying to like get discovered that all
12:10 trying to like get discovered that all
12:10 trying to like get discovered that all the weird fashiony people sort of dress
12:12 the weird fashiony people sort of dress
12:13 the weird fashiony people sort of dress up and look nice here trying to be
12:14 up and look nice here trying to be
12:14 up and look nice here trying to be discovered especially this guy look at
12:15 discovered especially this guy look at
12:15 discovered especially this guy look at this guy he's a height of fashion here
12:17 this guy he's a height of fashion here
12:17 this guy he's a height of fashion here look it look it another Ferrari for rent
12:22 look it look it another Ferrari for rent
12:22 look it look it another Ferrari for rent another
12:23 another
12:24 another Ferrari no that's a Lamborghini ooh a
12:26 Ferrari no that's a Lamborghini ooh a
12:26 Ferrari no that's a Lamborghini ooh a Lamborghini I wasn't paying attention
12:29 Lamborghini I wasn't paying attention
12:29 Lamborghini I wasn't paying attention and Ferraris for rent here you want to
12:31 and Ferraris for rent here you want to
12:31 and Ferraris for rent here you want to drive one so weird also they have all
12:33 drive one so weird also they have all
12:33 drive one so weird also they have all kinds of cars here this is total side
12:35 kinds of cars here this is total side
12:35 kinds of cars here this is total side note they have all kinds of cars here
12:37 note they have all kinds of cars here
12:37 note they have all kinds of cars here I've never seen before for
12:39 I've never seen before for
12:39 I've never seen before for example that's a Toyota right there that
12:43 example that's a Toyota right there that
12:43 example that's a Toyota right there that is a oneperson Smart carish
12:47 is a oneperson Smart carish
12:47 is a oneperson Smart carish Toyota for one person right there what
12:50 Toyota for one person right there what
12:50 Toyota for one person right there what the heck there's all kinds of stuff like
12:52 the heck there's all kinds of stuff like
12:52 the heck there's all kinds of stuff like that that I've never seen a human
12:52 that that I've never seen a human
12:53 that that I've never seen a human hamster wheel another thing about clean
12:55 hamster wheel another thing about clean
12:55 hamster wheel another thing about clean energy how much clean energy can you
12:56 energy how much clean energy can you
12:56 energy how much clean energy can you produce I really hope we don't start
12:59 produce I really hope we don't start
12:59 produce I really hope we don't start producing
13:01 producing
13:01 producing energy that way look at look at what
13:04 energy that way look at look at what
13:04 energy that way look at look at what she's
13:06 she's
13:06 she's doing she's running on a human oh it's
13:08 doing she's running on a human oh it's
13:08 doing she's running on a human oh it's going up she's creating energy we've
13:12 going up she's creating energy we've
13:12 going up she's creating energy we've solved the planet's problems right here
13:15 solved the planet's problems right here
13:15 solved the planet's problems right here in France we've solved them anyway look
13:18 in France we've solved them anyway look
13:18 in France we've solved them anyway look at all these fancy places some little
13:20 at all these fancy places some little
13:20 at all these fancy places some little hole in- the wild touristy places too
13:22 hole in- the wild touristy places too
13:23 hole in- the wild touristy places too and uh just a lot of fanciness going on
13:25 and uh just a lot of fanciness going on
13:25 and uh just a lot of fanciness going on also in here there's a guy busting
13:28 also in here there's a guy busting
13:28 also in here there's a guy busting tables who who is wearing the most
13:29 tables who who is wearing the most
13:29 tables who who is wearing the most French outfit that I've seen so far
13:32 French outfit that I've seen so far
13:32 French outfit that I've seen so far since I've been in France let me show
13:38 you I did not make this up or plan
13:38 you I did not make this up or plan that that guy's wearing that
13:42 that that guy's wearing that
13:42 that that guy's wearing that outfit in Paris that's awesome that's
13:46 outfit in Paris that's awesome that's
13:46 outfit in Paris that's awesome that's awesome every 5 ft by the way is a cafe
13:49 awesome every 5 ft by the way is a cafe
13:49 awesome every 5 ft by the way is a cafe we went into a Renault dealership
13:50 we went into a Renault dealership
13:50 we went into a Renault dealership earlier uh which is a French car company
13:52 earlier uh which is a French car company
13:53 earlier uh which is a French car company there was a cafe in the French
13:54 there was a cafe in the French
13:54 there was a cafe in the French dealership everybody's looking fancy
13:56 dealership everybody's looking fancy
13:56 dealership everybody's looking fancy look at everyone's all dressed up and
13:57 look at everyone's all dressed up and
13:58 look at everyone's all dressed up and fancy and they're wearing their best
13:59 fancy and they're wearing their best
13:59 fancy and they're wearing their best scares even the kids are wearing like
14:02 scares even the kids are wearing like
14:02 scares even the kids are wearing like really fancy clothes I went into a store
14:04 really fancy clothes I went into a store
14:04 really fancy clothes I went into a store look at the mom and the look at the the
14:06 look at the mom and the look at the the
14:06 look at the mom and the look at the the ladies are all dressed up like matching
14:08 ladies are all dressed up like matching
14:08 ladies are all dressed up like matching and they you know what the funny part is
14:10 and they you know what the funny part is
14:10 and they you know what the funny part is oh listen Sirens
14:17 Sirens everything's a little different
14:17 Sirens everything's a little different here even the sirens are different oh
14:19 here even the sirens are different oh
14:19 here even the sirens are different oh here it comes how the heck is he going
14:20 here it comes how the heck is he going
14:20 here it comes how the heck is he going to get through
14:28 this he's stuck there what's he going to
14:28 this he's stuck there what's he going to do
14:30 do
14:30 do gridlock friends gridlock in France oh
14:34 gridlock friends gridlock in France oh
14:34 gridlock friends gridlock in France oh there are some traffic
14:37 there are some traffic
14:37 there are some traffic lights that siren is so unbelievably
14:40 lights that siren is so unbelievably
14:40 lights that siren is so unbelievably weird to an American
14:47 ear oh well good thing he was going
14:47 ear oh well good thing he was going right there oh and also where he's
14:48 right there oh and also where he's
14:48 right there oh and also where he's turning around is actually right next to
14:50 turning around is actually right next to
14:50 turning around is actually right next to something I was going to mention right
14:51 something I was going to mention right
14:51 something I was going to mention right there is an H&M right there is a Levi
14:54 there is an H&M right there is a Levi
14:54 there is an H&M right there is a Levi store and there's a bunch of stores like
14:56 store and there's a bunch of stores like
14:56 store and there's a bunch of stores like that where like H&M I shop at H&M I got
14:58 that where like H&M I shop at H&M I got
14:58 that where like H&M I shop at H&M I got the scarpet in h& M for like five bucks
15:00 the scarpet in h& M for like five bucks
15:00 the scarpet in h& M for like five bucks you know and uh I think I'm wearing a
15:01 you know and uh I think I'm wearing a
15:01 you know and uh I think I'm wearing a shirt actually a t-shirt that got H&M
15:03 shirt actually a t-shirt that got H&M
15:03 shirt actually a t-shirt that got H&M for six bucks so in the states H&M no
15:07 for six bucks so in the states H&M no
15:07 for six bucks so in the states H&M no big deal you know what I mean just like
15:08 big deal you know what I mean just like
15:08 big deal you know what I mean just like a normal like it's it's okay it's
15:10 a normal like it's it's okay it's
15:10 a normal like it's it's okay it's nice-ish it's cool looking stuff but
15:11 nice-ish it's cool looking stuff but
15:12 nice-ish it's cool looking stuff but it's very cheap and here there's some
15:13 it's very cheap and here there's some
15:13 it's very cheap and here there's some really fancy stuff and people are paying
15:15 really fancy stuff and people are paying
15:15 really fancy stuff and people are paying a lot of Euros to wear H&M so the
15:18 a lot of Euros to wear H&M so the
15:18 a lot of Euros to wear H&M so the European people are all like oh cool
15:19 European people are all like oh cool
15:19 European people are all like oh cool American stuff and I'm walking by seeing
15:21 American stuff and I'm walking by seeing
15:21 American stuff and I'm walking by seeing all their weird European outlet stores
15:23 all their weird European outlet stores
15:23 all their weird European outlet stores and going like wow these clothes look so
15:25 and going like wow these clothes look so
15:25 and going like wow these clothes look so cool why is everyone so well dressed
15:26 cool why is everyone so well dressed
15:26 cool why is everyone so well dressed that's kind of a weird interesting thing
15:28 that's kind of a weird interesting thing
15:28 that's kind of a weird interesting thing Levis are super expensive over there is
15:29 Levis are super expensive over there is
15:29 Levis are super expensive over there is like the biggest Sephora store I've ever
15:31 like the biggest Sephora store I've ever
15:31 like the biggest Sephora store I've ever seen in my life there's a Tommy Hill
15:33 seen in my life there's a Tommy Hill
15:33 seen in my life there's a Tommy Hill figure over here with the colors of
15:36 figure over here with the colors of
15:36 figure over here with the colors of France right on the flag right on the
15:37 France right on the flag right on the
15:37 France right on the flag right on the logo was that
15:39 logo was that
15:39 logo was that plan and then just down here just past
15:43 plan and then just down here just past
15:43 plan and then just down here just past the Renault dealership
15:46 the Renault dealership
15:46 the Renault dealership is
15:47 is
15:47 is L the cafe I think I'm pronouncing that
15:50 L the cafe I think I'm pronouncing that
15:50 L the cafe I think I'm pronouncing that right it's l apostrophe a n CE Los Al I
15:54 right it's l apostrophe a n CE Los Al I
15:54 right it's l apostrophe a n CE Los Al I think and that my friends is where we go
15:58 think and that my friends is where we go
15:58 think and that my friends is where we go the ultimate so I just thought hey why
16:00 the ultimate so I just thought hey why
16:00 the ultimate so I just thought hey why not take you guys on my little Walkabout
16:04 not take you guys on my little Walkabout
16:04 not take you guys on my little Walkabout the streets of Paris not any side
16:06 the streets of Paris not any side
16:06 the streets of Paris not any side streets not real Paris where all the
16:08 streets not real Paris where all the
16:08 streets not real Paris where all the real people live but fashionable crazy W
16:11 real people live but fashionable crazy W
16:11 real people live but fashionable crazy W look at that car right there what is
16:13 look at that car right there what is
16:13 look at that car right there what is that car fashionable crazy stereotypical
16:16 that car fashionable crazy stereotypical
16:16 that car fashionable crazy stereotypical Paris with the fanciness and the guy
16:18 Paris with the fanciness and the guy
16:19 Paris with the fanciness and the guy whistling at someone and nobody who are
16:21 whistling at someone and nobody who are
16:21 whistling at someone and nobody who are you whistling at
16:24 you whistling at
16:24 you whistling at sir
16:25 sir
16:25 sir me you want me to come over there
16:30 me you want me to come over there
16:30 me you want me to come over there he's not jestering to me there's no way
16:32 he's not jestering to me there's no way
16:32 he's not jestering to me there's no way he is look at this place isn't it wild
16:35 he is look at this place isn't it wild
16:35 he is look at this place isn't it wild it's like something out of a movie like
16:37 it's like something out of a movie like
16:37 it's like something out of a movie like obviously the go-to movie in my head I
16:39 obviously the go-to movie in my head I
16:39 obviously the go-to movie in my head I want to be like it's like something out
16:40 want to be like it's like something out
16:40 want to be like it's like something out of Ratatouille but it's not it looks a
16:41 of Ratatouille but it's not it looks a
16:41 of Ratatouille but it's not it looks a lot like London but the roofs are all
16:44 lot like London but the roofs are all
16:44 lot like London but the roofs are all like super French I'm going to sound
16:46 like super French I'm going to sound
16:46 like super French I'm going to sound stupid no matter how I try to describe
16:48 stupid no matter how I try to describe
16:48 stupid no matter how I try to describe this with my mouth hole I'm going to be
16:50 this with my mouth hole I'm going to be
16:50 this with my mouth hole I'm going to be like hey it looks so French here well
16:52 like hey it looks so French here well
16:52 like hey it looks so French here well duh it's in France it could look like a
16:55 duh it's in France it could look like a
16:55 duh it's in France it could look like a Mexican Village and it would look French
16:57 Mexican Village and it would look French
16:57 Mexican Village and it would look French cuz it's in Fr never mind let's not get
16:58 cuz it's in Fr never mind let's not get
16:58 cuz it's in Fr never mind let's not get romantical about it let's cross the
17:00 romantical about it let's cross the
17:00 romantical about it let's cross the street I think illegally and get run
17:02 street I think illegally and get run
17:02 street I think illegally and get run over by a Mercedes Benz whoop and trip
17:04 over by a Mercedes Benz whoop and trip
17:04 over by a Mercedes Benz whoop and trip in the street and make silliness out of
17:06 in the street and make silliness out of
17:06 in the street and make silliness out of ourselves in a very loud
17:08 ourselves in a very loud
17:08 ourselves in a very loud English-speaking American way look at
17:10 English-speaking American way look at
17:10 English-speaking American way look at this
17:11 this
17:11 this kid now that kid's going turbo that kid
17:15 kid now that kid's going turbo that kid
17:15 kid now that kid's going turbo that kid could power New York City anyway here we
17:17 could power New York City anyway here we
17:17 could power New York City anyway here we go dealership I was talking about and
17:20 go dealership I was talking about and
17:20 go dealership I was talking about and down
17:25 here I don't think I'm pronouncing it
17:25 here I don't think I'm pronouncing it right I heard someone else pronounce it
17:27 right I heard someone else pronounce it
17:27 right I heard someone else pronounce it before and I was trying to mimic them
17:29 before and I was trying to mimic them
17:29 before and I was trying to mimic them but I'm not working also these trees are
17:32 but I'm not working also these trees are
17:32 but I'm not working also these trees are I keep tripping on so everywhere I go
17:34 I keep tripping on so everywhere I go
17:34 I keep tripping on so everywhere I go I'm being loud and obnoxious and very
17:36 I'm being loud and obnoxious and very
17:37 I'm being loud and obnoxious and very very American holding up my smartphone
17:40 very American holding up my smartphone
17:40 very American holding up my smartphone and talking in as loud a voice as I can
17:43 and talking in as loud a voice as I can
17:43 and talking in as loud a voice as I can and making sure that they remember that
17:45 and making sure that they remember that
17:45 and making sure that they remember that liberty and justice for all on the heart
17:48 liberty and justice for all on the heart
17:48 liberty and justice for all on the heart of the give me you're tired and you're
17:50 of the give me you're tired and you're
17:50 of the give me you're tired and you're poor and the Statue of Liberty and I am
17:53 poor and the Statue of Liberty and I am
17:53 poor and the Statue of Liberty and I am really too poor to be hanging out on
17:55 really too poor to be hanging out on
17:55 really too poor to be hanging out on this street but you know what they say
17:57 this street but you know what they say
17:57 this street but you know what they say live fast die poor
17:59 live fast die poor
17:59 live fast die poor so you got to you can't take it with you
18:01 so you got to you can't take it with you
18:01 so you got to you can't take it with you you got to spend it not on fancy cars
18:04 you got to spend it not on fancy cars
18:04 you got to spend it not on fancy cars necessarily but maybe just maybe right
18:07 necessarily but maybe just maybe right
18:07 necessarily but maybe just maybe right in here inside of this little
18:12 in here inside of this little
18:12 in here inside of this little cafe where they
18:20 serve snails all right guys this is the
18:20 serve snails all right guys this is the big moment can I do it should I do it
18:25 big moment can I do it should I do it
18:25 big moment can I do it should I do it will I do
18:26 will I do
18:26 will I do it stay tuned
18:29 it stay tuned
18:29 it stay tuned to find out
18:32 to find out
18:32 to find out oh is that what is that is that a French
18:34 oh is that what is that is that a French
18:34 oh is that what is that is that a French I don't know okay fine if she's calling
18:36 I don't know okay fine if she's calling
18:36 I don't know okay fine if she's calling me a she's calling me a cuckoo she's
18:38 me a she's calling me a cuckoo she's
18:38 me a she's calling me a cuckoo she's calling me a cuckoo she thinks I won't
18:40 calling me a cuckoo she thinks I won't
18:40 calling me a cuckoo she thinks I won't do it she thinks I won't do it oh yeah
18:42 do it she thinks I won't do it oh yeah
18:42 do it she thinks I won't do it oh yeah cuckoo lady well check this
18:53 out oh my gosh I think those
18:53 out oh my gosh I think those are the snails
19:08 the most French looking waiter in the
19:08 the most French looking waiter in the world just brought me this the snails
19:14 world just brought me this the snails
19:14 world just brought me this the snails are in
19:15 are in
19:15 are in it they're and you got to use this thing
19:19 it they're and you got to use this thing
19:19 it they're and you got to use this thing to get out the
19:21 to get out the
19:21 to get out the snail here we
19:23 snail here we
19:23 snail here we go they give you this thing like this
19:26 go they give you this thing like this
19:26 go they give you this thing like this eyelash curler and the Little Fork and I
19:31 eyelash curler and the Little Fork and I
19:31 eyelash curler and the Little Fork and I guess you
19:32 guess you
19:32 guess you just grab the
19:35 just grab the
19:35 just grab the snail I mean the es cargo and then you
19:37 snail I mean the es cargo and then you
19:38 snail I mean the es cargo and then you got
19:44 to ah why is it green who thought of
19:44 to ah why is it green who thought of this oh squeezing it UNS squeezes it
19:48 this oh squeezing it UNS squeezes it
19:48 this oh squeezing it UNS squeezes it oh look it it's all steaming and it came
19:53 oh look it it's all steaming and it came
19:53 oh look it it's all steaming and it came from a snail shell why do they have to
19:56 from a snail shell why do they have to
19:56 from a snail shell why do they have to have it still in the Shell okay here we
19:58 have it still in the Shell okay here we
19:58 have it still in the Shell okay here we go
19:59 go
19:59 go this is happening this is real life not
20:02 this is happening this is real life not
20:02 this is happening this is real life not just
20:03 just
20:03 just fantasy I'm caught in the
20:10 landslide there's
20:10 landslide there's no anyone want this one
20:14 no anyone want this one
20:14 no anyone want this one no it's okay no one wants it
20:18 no it's okay no one wants it
20:18 no it's okay no one wants it [Music]
20:36 this is much
20:36 this is much chewi not
20:45 expected people described it to me as a
20:46 expected people described it to me as a Gummy
20:47 Gummy
20:47 Gummy Bear the outside of it is like a Gummy
20:50 Bear the outside of it is like a Gummy
20:50 Bear the outside of it is like a Gummy Bear the inside of it is like a
20:52 Bear the inside of it is like a
20:53 Bear the inside of it is like a marshmallow made of imitation crab that
20:56 marshmallow made of imitation crab that
20:56 marshmallow made of imitation crab that tastes like delicious garlic that is a
20:59 tastes like delicious garlic that is a
20:59 tastes like delicious garlic that is a snail
21:01 snail
21:01 snail ah
21:03 ah
21:03 ah see this thing was alive once with eyes
21:07 see this thing was alive once with eyes
21:07 see this thing was alive once with eyes it probably has a family somewhere and
21:09 it probably has a family somewhere and
21:09 it probably has a family somewhere and I'm eating
21:11 I'm eating
21:11 I'm eating it he was probably in somebody's Garden
21:14 it he was probably in somebody's Garden
21:14 it he was probably in somebody's Garden minding his own business and Along came
21:16 minding his own business and Along came
21:16 minding his own business and Along came a mean Frenchman with a some sort of net
21:21 a mean Frenchman with a some sort of net
21:21 a mean Frenchman with a some sort of net and stuck a fork down in his shell and
21:23 and stuck a fork down in his shell and
21:23 and stuck a fork down in his shell and pulled out his little this is really
21:25 pulled out his little this is really
21:25 pulled out his little this is really hard to do just want to say oh look at
21:28 hard to do just want to say oh look at
21:28 hard to do just want to say oh look at this
21:30 this mes look it
21:33 mes look it
21:33 mes look it guys that's a snail
21:41 body I bet his name was Henry no he was
21:41 body I bet his name was Henry no he was French he's from Normandy I bet his name
21:43 French he's from Normandy I bet his name
21:43 French he's from Normandy I bet his name is
21:45 is jacqu his great great grandfather snail
21:48 jacqu his great great grandfather snail
21:48 jacqu his great great grandfather snail probably saw a D-Day happen and now he
21:52 probably saw a D-Day happen and now he
21:52 probably saw a D-Day happen and now he is my
21:54 is my
21:54 is my dinner Be Our Guest Be Our Guest
21:59 dinner Be Our Guest Be Our Guest
21:59 dinner Be Our Guest Be Our Guest what RS C I really can't think about
22:01 what RS C I really can't think about
22:01 what RS C I really can't think about what this
22:02 what this
22:02 what this is wait where's the head I don't think I
22:05 is wait where's the head I don't think I
22:05 is wait where's the head I don't think I want to think about that okay here we go
22:06 want to think about that okay here we go
22:06 want to think about that okay here we go try number two
22:34 the weirdest part about this is that I'm
22:34 the weirdest part about this is that I'm eating a
22:35 eating a
22:35 eating a snail and it's not as gross as it
22:45 is I swallowed it it's part of me
22:45 is I swallowed it it's part of me now I now have the powers of a grown man
22:50 now I now have the powers of a grown man
22:50 now I now have the powers of a grown man and a little
22:52 and a little
22:52 and a little snail snailed it
22:56 snail snailed it
22:56 snail snailed it [Music]
23:08 SE or snails
23:08 SE or snails or well I did it I survived l l l sauce
23:16 or well I did it I survived l l l sauce
23:16 or well I did it I survived l l l sauce brazer
23:18 brazer
23:18 brazer Parisian wait a minute does that mean
23:19 Parisian wait a minute does that mean
23:19 Parisian wait a minute does that mean what I think I mean brazer Parisian
23:21 what I think I mean brazer Parisian
23:21 what I think I mean brazer Parisian brazer anyway I survived that I survived
23:24 brazer anyway I survived that I survived
23:24 brazer anyway I survived that I survived the snail so far I don't think it
23:26 the snail so far I don't think it
23:26 the snail so far I don't think it poisoned me yet oh no
23:29 poisoned me yet oh no
23:29 poisoned me yet oh no I just saw
23:30 I just saw
23:31 I just saw something since I actually kind of like
23:33 something since I actually kind of like
23:33 something since I actually kind of like the sargo since it wasn't that
23:35 the sargo since it wasn't that
23:35 the sargo since it wasn't that bad what if I go home and then I have a
23:38 bad what if I go home and then I have a
23:38 bad what if I go home and then I have a craving for it what if what if I can't
23:42 craving for it what if what if I can't
23:42 craving for it what if what if I can't readjust what if I can't readapt to
23:45 readjust what if I can't readapt to
23:45 readjust what if I can't readapt to normal people food what if I can what if
23:48 normal people food what if I can what if
23:48 normal people food what if I can what if I could never go back to the way it used
23:50 I could never go back to the way it used
23:50 I could never go back to the way it used to be what if I can never go back to the
23:52 to be what if I can never go back to the
23:52 to be what if I can never go back to the way it used to be actually I don't think
23:54 way it used to be actually I don't think
23:54 way it used to be actually I don't think I'll be craving as cargo anytime soon
23:56 I'll be craving as cargo anytime soon
23:56 I'll be craving as cargo anytime soon but at least it happened we did gang we
23:59 but at least it happened we did gang we
23:59 but at least it happened we did gang we survived now if I survive this Parisian
24:02 survived now if I survive this Parisian
24:02 survived now if I survive this Parisian traffic and don't trip over any more
24:04 traffic and don't trip over any more
24:04 traffic and don't trip over any more crazy curbs or get guillotined I think
24:06 crazy curbs or get guillotined I think
24:07 crazy curbs or get guillotined I think I'll be okay so from say just I think
24:12 I'll be okay so from say just I think
24:12 I'll be okay so from say just I think how you say that it is a Justin scard
24:14 how you say that it is a Justin scard
24:15 how you say that it is a Justin scard from the USA signing off and saying you
24:18 from the USA signing off and saying you
24:18 from the USA signing off and saying you know ad you and orir and I'll see you
24:22 know ad you and orir and I'll see you
24:22 know ad you and orir and I'll see you guys later I'm going to take a taxi and
24:24 guys later I'm going to take a taxi and
24:24 guys later I'm going to take a taxi and hope that this guy speaks enough English
24:28 hope that this guy speaks enough English
24:28 hope that this guy speaks enough English to take take me to Disneyland or else
24:29 to take take me to Disneyland or else
24:29 to take take me to Disneyland or else I'm just going to have to say what the
24:30 I'm just going to have to say what the
24:30 I'm just going to have to say what the French people say at Disneyland which is
24:32 French people say at Disneyland which is
24:32 French people say at Disneyland which is bour MI bour anyway lip spread.com uh
24:36 bour MI bour anyway lip spread.com uh
24:36 bour MI bour anyway lip spread.com uh get your t-shirts and Li fast IP hats
24:38 get your t-shirts and Li fast IP hats
24:38 get your t-shirts and Li fast IP hats and wonderful things before Christmas Li
24:40 and wonderful things before Christmas Li
24:40 and wonderful things before Christmas Li fast ip.com just check it out even if
24:42 fast ip.com just check it out even if
24:42 fast ip.com just check it out even if you don't you know want one just take a
24:44 you don't you know want one just take a
24:44 you don't you know want one just take a look take a look see for fun and take a
24:46 look take a look see for fun and take a
24:46 look take a look see for fun and take a fun pick of you looking while you do it
24:48 fun pick of you looking while you do it
24:48 fun pick of you looking while you do it twitter Justin scard Instagram lip fast
24:50 twitter Justin scard Instagram lip fast
24:50 twitter Justin scard Instagram lip fast life4 Snapchat lip fast life4 and I'll
24:52 life4 Snapchat lip fast life4 and I'll
24:52 life4 Snapchat lip fast life4 and I'll see you guys later I got to go France
24:56 see you guys later I got to go France
24:56 see you guys later I got to go France it's France see he knows he was doing
24:58 it's France see he knows he was doing
24:58 it's France see he knows he was doing wheelie and there's a dog and there's a
25:00 wheelie and there's a dog and there's a
25:00 wheelie and there's a dog and there's a guy with light up shoes a guy with light
25:02 guy with light up shoes a guy with light
25:02 guy with light up shoes a guy with light up
25:08 shoes what you look at look at
25:08 shoes what you look at look at that FR ANS