WILL I EAT SNAILS? On Champs Elysees in Paris
France! Paris! The Arch de Triumph, the Champs Elysees! Snails! Snails...? Yes, there's one french dish that's very infamous in the united states, Escargot!
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look at this do you know what this is
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look at this do you know what this is It's the sown
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It's the sown
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It's the sown Vlog it's a vlog that happens some
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Vlog it's a vlog that happens some
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Vlog it's a vlog that happens some sometimes it's a little windy and I
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sometimes it's a little windy and I
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sometimes it's a little windy and I apologize for the wind and the traffic I
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apologize for the wind and the traffic I
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apologize for the wind and the traffic I can't control it actually no one can
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can't control it actually no one can
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can't control it actually no one can control it do you know what this is
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control it do you know what this is
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control it do you know what this is right here this my friends is the arch
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right here this my friends is the arch
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right here this my friends is the arch the Triumph This is the triumphal Arch
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the Triumph This is the triumphal Arch
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the Triumph This is the triumphal Arch built to come memorate all of those
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built to come memorate all of those
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built to come memorate all of those people who fought and died in the
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people who fought and died in the
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people who fought and died in the revolution of France the revolution oh
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revolution of France the revolution oh
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revolution of France the revolution oh here we go we can cross the Revolution
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here we go we can cross the Revolution
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here we go we can cross the Revolution and the Napoleonic Wars The Ark the
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and the Napoleonic Wars The Ark the
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and the Napoleonic Wars The Ark the Triumph a very famous symbol of Paris
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Triumph a very famous symbol of Paris
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Triumph a very famous symbol of Paris which is where we are now let's go and
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which is where we are now let's go and
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which is where we are now let's go and take a little bit of a closer look shall
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take a little bit of a closer look shall
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take a little bit of a closer look shall we shall we now we can't get all the way
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we shall we now we can't get all the way
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we shall we now we can't get all the way up to it the arch The Arc the everyone
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up to it the arch The Arc the everyone
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up to it the arch The Arc the everyone here says AR the Triumph I can't really
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here says AR the Triumph I can't really
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here says AR the Triumph I can't really say it that way very good cuz I sound
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say it that way very good cuz I sound
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say it that way very good cuz I sound foolish so I'm just going to say the
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foolish so I'm just going to say the
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foolish so I'm just going to say the arch the arch here is a very Historic
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arch the arch here is a very Historic
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arch the arch here is a very Historic Landmark obviously commemorating the
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Landmark obviously commemorating the
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Landmark obviously commemorating the very first Veterans of the Republic of
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very first Veterans of the Republic of
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very first Veterans of the Republic of France when it split itself from the
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France when it split itself from the
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France when it split itself from the monarchy and became the French Republic
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monarchy and became the French Republic
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monarchy and became the French Republic and was headed up by Napoleon who went
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and was headed up by Napoleon who went
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and was headed up by Napoleon who went and everybody fought a bunch of wars and
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and everybody fought a bunch of wars and
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and everybody fought a bunch of wars and conquered things like Egypt and all
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conquered things like Egypt and all
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conquered things like Egypt and all those far away wonderful places and look
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those far away wonderful places and look
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those far away wonderful places and look at that so at night time I can't figure
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at that so at night time I can't figure
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at that so at night time I can't figure out how to get really close up to it um
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out how to get really close up to it um
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out how to get really close up to it um there was a military thing going on I
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there was a military thing going on I
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there was a military thing going on I think now they're letting tourists back
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think now they're letting tourists back
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think now they're letting tourists back up close to it but that's neither here
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up close to it but that's neither here
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up close to it but that's neither here nor there we will have to save a closer
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nor there we will have to save a closer
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nor there we will have to save a closer look than this of the Arc of Triumph for
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look than this of the Arc of Triumph for
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look than this of the Arc of Triumph for another time but look at that a very
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another time but look at that a very
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another time but look at that a very famous symbol of Paris and the craziest
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famous symbol of Paris and the craziest
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famous symbol of Paris and the craziest part is this giant traffic roundabout
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part is this giant traffic roundabout
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part is this giant traffic roundabout going around it for some reason I always
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going around it for some reason I always
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going around it for some reason I always thought you could drive through that
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thought you could drive through that
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thought you could drive through that thing oh no heck no you can't the Tomb
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thing oh no heck no you can't the Tomb
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thing oh no heck no you can't the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier for World War I
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of the Unknown Soldier for World War I
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of the Unknown Soldier for World War I is at the base there with an eternal
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is at the base there with an eternal
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is at the base there with an eternal flame I don't know if you can see it
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flame I don't know if you can see it
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flame I don't know if you can see it there are names of generals and people
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there are names of generals and people
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there are names of generals and people who fought and died for France and scrib
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who fought and died for France and scrib
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who fought and died for France and scrib so it's a very sacred Monument to the
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so it's a very sacred Monument to the
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so it's a very sacred Monument to the country and what's crazy about it for me
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country and what's crazy about it for me
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country and what's crazy about it for me is watching all those History Channel
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is watching all those History Channel
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is watching all those History Channel documentaries and all that World War II
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documentaries and all that World War II
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documentaries and all that World War II footage you see the Nazis parading in
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footage you see the Nazis parading in
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footage you see the Nazis parading in front of it all crazy taking over Paris
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front of it all crazy taking over Paris
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front of it all crazy taking over Paris and then later you see like Patton and
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and then later you see like Patton and
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and then later you see like Patton and all the people liberating Paris with the
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all the people liberating Paris with the
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all the people liberating Paris with the American tanks coming through around the
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American tanks coming through around the
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American tanks coming through around the ark the Triumph like awesome and this
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ark the Triumph like awesome and this
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ark the Triumph like awesome and this street right here the one that we were
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street right here the one that we were
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street right here the one that we were standing in the middle of earlier and
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standing in the middle of earlier and
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standing in the middle of earlier and that this brave soul is running across
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that this brave soul is running across
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that this brave soul is running across in front of that nice Porsche over there
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in front of that nice Porsche over there
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in front of that nice Porsche over there this street right here is known as the
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this street right here is known as the
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this street right here is known as the Sha the Sha it's the fanciest Street in
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Sha the Sha it's the fanciest Street in
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Sha the Sha it's the fanciest Street in G so here we are in the sh which is like
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G so here we are in the sh which is like
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G so here we are in the sh which is like the Fancy Fancy Fancy Street um like I
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the Fancy Fancy Fancy Street um like I
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the Fancy Fancy Fancy Street um like I just said like this is where you know
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just said like this is where you know
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just said like this is where you know Louis Vuitton has a store amongst other
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Louis Vuitton has a store amongst other
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Louis Vuitton has a store amongst other stores I don't know what's fancy there's
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stores I don't know what's fancy there's
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stores I don't know what's fancy there's a lot of banner ads for Ikea Ikea is
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a lot of banner ads for Ikea Ikea is
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a lot of banner ads for Ikea Ikea is definitely not super fancy but the thing
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definitely not super fancy but the thing
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definitely not super fancy but the thing is there's such a mix of fancy French
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is there's such a mix of fancy French
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is there's such a mix of fancy French things like designer clothes and then
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things like designer clothes and then
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things like designer clothes and then like little Mom and Pop I love Paris
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like little Mom and Pop I love Paris
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like little Mom and Pop I love Paris fire I love Paris t-shirt here but it's
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fire I love Paris t-shirt here but it's
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fire I love Paris t-shirt here but it's pretty crazy so this is my first real
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pretty crazy so this is my first real
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pretty crazy so this is my first real exposure to like real Paris and when I
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exposure to like real Paris and when I
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exposure to like real Paris and when I say real Paris I mean like the TV Paris
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say real Paris I mean like the TV Paris
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say real Paris I mean like the TV Paris cuz I drove through Paris earlier today
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cuz I drove through Paris earlier today
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cuz I drove through Paris earlier today and if you didn't see the last Vlog go
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and if you didn't see the last Vlog go
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and if you didn't see the last Vlog go back and take a look because we checked
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back and take a look because we checked
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back and take a look because we checked out the Eiffel Tower we checked it out
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out the Eiffel Tower we checked it out
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out the Eiffel Tower we checked it out at night when the camera really couldn't
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at night when the camera really couldn't
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at night when the camera really couldn't focus cuz it was in this weird Twilight
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focus cuz it was in this weird Twilight
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focus cuz it was in this weird Twilight and so it looks a little bit weird and
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and so it looks a little bit weird and
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and so it looks a little bit weird and it's a little shaky and it wasn't the
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it's a little shaky and it wasn't the
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it's a little shaky and it wasn't the scale or nor did I try to paint it but
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scale or nor did I try to paint it but
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scale or nor did I try to paint it but there it is look at this Paris France I
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there it is look at this Paris France I
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there it is look at this Paris France I still mind blown I've only been in
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still mind blown I've only been in
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still mind blown I've only been in France for what 2 or 3 days the first
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France for what 2 or 3 days the first
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France for what 2 or 3 days the first day I landed I was so jet lagged it
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day I landed I was so jet lagged it
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day I landed I was so jet lagged it doesn't even really count the second day
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doesn't even really count the second day
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doesn't even really count the second day I was still so tired of jet lag doesn't
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I was still so tired of jet lag doesn't
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I was still so tired of jet lag doesn't really count and then today I woke up
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really count and then today I woke up
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really count and then today I woke up and really filmed a lot of stuff and
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and really filmed a lot of stuff and
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and really filmed a lot of stuff and then went to the Eiffel Tower and now
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then went to the Eiffel Tower and now
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then went to the Eiffel Tower and now this thean steady so today is my first
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this thean steady so today is my first
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this thean steady so today is my first real day ever being in Paris now I have
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real day ever being in Paris now I have
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real day ever being in Paris now I have been to England before once and I hung
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been to England before once and I hung
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been to England before once and I hung out the the city of London for about a
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out the the city of London for about a
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out the the city of London for about a week and that was about it I've never
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week and that was about it I've never
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week and that was about it I've never set foot on the actual continent of
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set foot on the actual continent of
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set foot on the actual continent of Europe until this trip so this is my
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Europe until this trip so this is my
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Europe until this trip so this is my first time really being around crazy
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first time really being around crazy
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first time really being around crazy Europeans see look at saying uhoh uhoh
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Europeans see look at saying uhoh uhoh
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Europeans see look at saying uhoh uhoh waa WAOW don't look at that kiddos look
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waa WAOW don't look at that kiddos look
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waa WAOW don't look at that kiddos look at that we're here on the sh
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at that we're here on the sh
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at that we're here on the sh say so I'm just totally over stimulated
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say so I'm just totally over stimulated
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say so I'm just totally over stimulated to be honest with you I'm totally over
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to be honest with you I'm totally over
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to be honest with you I'm totally over stimulated overwhelmed I'm absorbing all
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stimulated overwhelmed I'm absorbing all
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stimulated overwhelmed I'm absorbing all this crazy stuff like just all little
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this crazy stuff like just all little
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this crazy stuff like just all little things little habits I'm listening to a
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things little habits I'm listening to a
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things little habits I'm listening to a lot of French and picking up a little
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lot of French and picking up a little
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lot of French and picking up a little phrases here and there looking at taxis
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phrases here and there looking at taxis
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phrases here and there looking at taxis and people that really want to drive me
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and people that really want to drive me
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and people that really want to drive me in them not yet buddy not yet you silly
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in them not yet buddy not yet you silly
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in them not yet buddy not yet you silly guy you silly goose you and just
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guy you silly goose you and just
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guy you silly goose you and just checking the sights sounds and smells
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checking the sights sounds and smells
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checking the sights sounds and smells out I've seen all kinds of weird things
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out I've seen all kinds of weird things
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out I've seen all kinds of weird things like um just like the embassy of Iran
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like um just like the embassy of Iran
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like um just like the embassy of Iran and the you know like the I don't know a
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and the you know like the I don't know a
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and the you know like the I don't know a supermarket that's Underground on the
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supermarket that's Underground on the
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supermarket that's Underground on the other side of the street over here so I
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other side of the street over here so I
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other side of the street over here so I spent some time walking up and down and
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spent some time walking up and down and
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spent some time walking up and down and uh you can rent Ferraris weird Ferraris
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uh you can rent Ferraris weird Ferraris
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uh you can rent Ferraris weird Ferraris from right everywhere and people are
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from right everywhere and people are
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from right everywhere and people are walking around and everybody looks like
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walking around and everybody looks like
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walking around and everybody looks like a fashion model because this is sort of
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a fashion model because this is sort of
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a fashion model because this is sort of the Rodeo Drive of Paris or like I don't
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the Rodeo Drive of Paris or like I don't
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the Rodeo Drive of Paris or like I don't know Fifth Avenue or I really don't know
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know Fifth Avenue or I really don't know
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know Fifth Avenue or I really don't know how to explain like how fancy it is like
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how to explain like how fancy it is like
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how to explain like how fancy it is like everything is designer this designer
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everything is designer this designer
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everything is designer this designer that there's all kinds of weird
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that there's all kinds of weird
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that there's all kinds of weird ads wow well that was a turn of events
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ads wow well that was a turn of events
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ads wow well that was a turn of events that was slightly surprising to me
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that was slightly surprising to me
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that was slightly surprising to me there's all sorts of weird ads in French
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there's all sorts of weird ads in French
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there's all sorts of weird ads in French and look at this just look how Frenchy
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and look at this just look how Frenchy
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and look at this just look how Frenchy it is Frenchy any any way because this
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it is Frenchy any any way because this
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it is Frenchy any any way because this is you know my first day in Paris and
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is you know my first day in Paris and
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is you know my first day in Paris and I'm going full French here I'm trying to
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I'm going full French here I'm trying to
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I'm going full French here I'm trying to take into culture and uh you know pick
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take into culture and uh you know pick
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take into culture and uh you know pick up a little
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up a little
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up a little frenchness expand my mind go Continental
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frenchness expand my mind go Continental
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frenchness expand my mind go Continental about and look at there's the Sean s say
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about and look at there's the Sean s say
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about and look at there's the Sean s say ends down there at this uh you can see
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ends down there at this uh you can see
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ends down there at this uh you can see that Ferris wheel down there I'm told
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that Ferris wheel down there I'm told
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that Ferris wheel down there I'm told that Ferris wheel unlike the London Eye
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that Ferris wheel unlike the London Eye
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that Ferris wheel unlike the London Eye or something or the Orlando Eye is
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or something or the Orlando Eye is
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or something or the Orlando Eye is actually a temporary Ferris wheel it's
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actually a temporary Ferris wheel it's
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actually a temporary Ferris wheel it's not there all year round so you can see
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not there all year round so you can see
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not there all year round so you can see right down there the the feris wheere
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right down there the the feris wheere
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right down there the the feris wheere and at the very end of the Sha uh the sh
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and at the very end of the Sha uh the sh
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and at the very end of the Sha uh the sh say on one side you have the Arc of
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say on one side you have the Arc of
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say on one side you have the Arc of Triumph right here and then all the way
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Triumph right here and then all the way
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Triumph right here and then all the way down there on the other side you have
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down there on the other side you have
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down there on the other side you have the Palace of the Lou now the Lou is
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the Palace of the Lou now the Lou is
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the Palace of the Lou now the Lou is very famous for being where wow excuse
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very famous for being where wow excuse
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very famous for being where wow excuse me curb I didn't mean to step on you
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me curb I didn't mean to step on you
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me curb I didn't mean to step on you there uh the Lou is very famous for
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there uh the Lou is very famous for
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there uh the Lou is very famous for being the home of the Mona Lisa and all
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being the home of the Mona Lisa and all
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being the home of the Mona Lisa and all this other art Treasures but it was the
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this other art Treasures but it was the
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this other art Treasures but it was the Palace of the French Kings until Louis
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Palace of the French Kings until Louis
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Palace of the French Kings until Louis the 14th and Mar tet went off to live in
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the 14th and Mar tet went off to live in
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the 14th and Mar tet went off to live in versa like peace out Paris you're kind
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versa like peace out Paris you're kind
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versa like peace out Paris you're kind of weird and right where that Ferris
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of weird and right where that Ferris
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of weird and right where that Ferris wheel is apparently is where the French
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wheel is apparently is where the French
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wheel is apparently is where the French royalty and Marie antonet Etc were
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royalty and Marie antonet Etc were
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royalty and Marie antonet Etc were apparently beheaded down there so on the
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apparently beheaded down there so on the
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apparently beheaded down there so on the one end of the street you have the uh
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one end of the street you have the uh
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one end of the street you have the uh site of the killing of the monarchs
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site of the killing of the monarchs
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site of the killing of the monarchs where the French people took this land
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where the French people took this land
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where the French people took this land to be their own and created the Republic
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to be their own and created the Republic
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to be their own and created the Republic and on the other side you have the
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and on the other side you have the
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and on the other side you have the Republic of France's uh Memorial
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Republic of France's uh Memorial
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Republic of France's uh Memorial basically to all of their fallen
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basically to all of their fallen
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basically to all of their fallen soldiers and their Heroes so this street
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soldiers and their Heroes so this street
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soldiers and their Heroes so this street is kind of the center if you will of
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is kind of the center if you will of
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is kind of the center if you will of Paris and France if that explains a
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Paris and France if that explains a
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Paris and France if that explains a little bit of it historical significance
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little bit of it historical significance
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little bit of it historical significance all the crazy military parades and all
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all the crazy military parades and all
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all the crazy military parades and all that kind of stuff happened along here
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that kind of stuff happened along here
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that kind of stuff happened along here and all of the Bourgeois like people
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and all of the Bourgeois like people
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and all of the Bourgeois like people that wanted to live near the Royal
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that wanted to live near the Royal
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that wanted to live near the Royal Palace and the government officials and
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Palace and the government officials and
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Palace and the government officials and all those people had to live in this
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all those people had to live in this
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all those people had to live in this area of France so this was like the seat
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area of France so this was like the seat
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area of France so this was like the seat of power back in the day the seat of
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of power back in the day the seat of
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of power back in the day the seat of French power so anyway you can see that
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French power so anyway you can see that
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French power so anyway you can see that I've come to to the heart of France and
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I've come to to the heart of France and
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I've come to to the heart of France and in the spirit of going full France in
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in the spirit of going full France in
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in the spirit of going full France in the spirit of La
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the spirit of La
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the spirit of La Resistance I have decided to do
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Resistance I have decided to do
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Resistance I have decided to do something I never thought I would do in
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something I never thought I would do in
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something I never thought I would do in in the course of my whole life I've been
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in the course of my whole life I've been
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in the course of my whole life I've been thinking about it a lot and I made a lot
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thinking about it a lot and I made a lot
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thinking about it a lot and I made a lot of jokes about eating a little French
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of jokes about eating a little French
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of jokes about eating a little French dish that every one of us Americans
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dish that every one of us Americans
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dish that every one of us Americans knows about it's one of our favorite
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knows about it's one of our favorite
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knows about it's one of our favorite French stereotypes I'm not talking about
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French stereotypes I'm not talking about
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French stereotypes I'm not talking about frog legs no no I am talking or french
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frog legs no no I am talking or french
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frog legs no no I am talking or french fries which let's face it aren't that
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fries which let's face it aren't that
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fries which let's face it aren't that French
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French
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French I'm talking about
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I'm talking about
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I'm talking about escargo now some of you are going uhoh I
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escargo now some of you are going uhoh I
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escargo now some of you are going uhoh I think I know where this is headed and
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think I know where this is headed and
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think I know where this is headed and others of you are like what's es cargo
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others of you are like what's es cargo
8:09
others of you are like what's es cargo if you don't know what es cargo is and
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if you don't know what es cargo is and
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if you don't know what es cargo is and some people really don't es cargo is
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some people really don't es cargo is
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some people really don't es cargo is basically a French dish it's very fancy
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basically a French dish it's very fancy
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basically a French dish it's very fancy that's made of snails I have never eaten
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that's made of snails I have never eaten
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that's made of snails I have never eaten it in my entire life never eaten escargo
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it in my entire life never eaten escargo
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it in my entire life never eaten escargo and it's all I've ever known of France
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and it's all I've ever known of France
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and it's all I've ever known of France as a kid like oh I only eat snails Hao
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as a kid like oh I only eat snails Hao
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as a kid like oh I only eat snails Hao especially cuz I family from Canada and
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especially cuz I family from Canada and
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especially cuz I family from Canada and they're not French Canadians they're
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they're not French Canadians they're
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they're not French Canadians they're just regular British Canadians you know
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just regular British Canadians you know
8:34
just regular British Canadians you know and so they all make fun of the the
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and so they all make fun of the the
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and so they all make fun of the the French people like oh those frogs they
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French people like oh those frogs they
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French people like oh those frogs they call them that cuz they eat frogs legs
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call them that cuz they eat frogs legs
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call them that cuz they eat frogs legs eating their snails and so es cargo is a
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eating their snails and so es cargo is a
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eating their snails and so es cargo is a bit of a like a you know haha French
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bit of a like a you know haha French
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bit of a like a you know haha French people in their snails but it turns out
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people in their snails but it turns out
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people in their snails but it turns out that's a real thing they really do eat s
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that's a real thing they really do eat s
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that's a real thing they really do eat s cargo which is really made of snails and
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cargo which is really made of snails and
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cargo which is really made of snails and they serve it here in Paris and so I
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they serve it here in Paris and so I
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they serve it here in Paris and so I jokingly said told the people who
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jokingly said told the people who
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jokingly said told the people who brought me here that uh I told the folks
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brought me here that uh I told the folks
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brought me here that uh I told the folks I was like H it's gluten free I'll
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I was like H it's gluten free I'll
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I was like H it's gluten free I'll totally eat it well it turns out they
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totally eat it well it turns out they
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totally eat it well it turns out they found a cafe on
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found a cafe on
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found a cafe on Shan where they have glutenfree escargo
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Shan where they have glutenfree escargo
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Shan where they have glutenfree escargo should I should I try it should I try
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should I should I try it should I try
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should I should I try it should I try snails by the way look at this this is
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snails by the way look at this this is
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snails by the way look at this this is like something out of the James Bond
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like something out of the James Bond
9:13
like something out of the James Bond movie you know when you see the little
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movie you know when you see the little
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movie you know when you see the little Street let's just pick in a little
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Street let's just pick in a little
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Street let's just pick in a little deeper a little side street with all the
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deeper a little side street with all the
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deeper a little side street with all the little motorcycles where like Jason
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little motorcycles where like Jason
9:19
little motorcycles where like Jason Bourne is cruising down they're doing a
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Bourne is cruising down they're doing a
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Bourne is cruising down they're doing a car CH and then look at all of this
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car CH and then look at all of this
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car CH and then look at all of this Ferraris Lamborghinis mostly all
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Ferraris Lamborghinis mostly all
9:26
Ferraris Lamborghinis mostly all Ferraris I don't see any Lambos actually
9:28
Ferraris I don't see any Lambos actually
9:28
Ferraris I don't see any Lambos actually look at these Ferraris some of these you
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look at these Ferraris some of these you
9:30
look at these Ferraris some of these you can rent you can rent this one drive me
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can rent you can rent this one drive me
9:32
can rent you can rent this one drive me look it drive me you pay how much 90 so
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look it drive me you pay how much 90 so
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look it drive me you pay how much 90 so 100 bucks and you can drive that around
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100 bucks and you can drive that around
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100 bucks and you can drive that around I don't know for how long I'm not going
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I don't know for how long I'm not going
9:41
I don't know for how long I'm not going to do it I don't just have a 100 bucks
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to do it I don't just have a 100 bucks
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to do it I don't just have a 100 bucks lying around look at that one's got lers
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lying around look at that one's got lers
9:45
lying around look at that one's got lers isn't that weird like haha you go to San
9:47
isn't that weird like haha you go to San
9:47
isn't that weird like haha you go to San Francisco and they're like here try this
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Francisco and they're like here try this
9:48
Francisco and they're like here try this smart car out and here on the sh they
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smart car out and here on the sh they
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smart car out and here on the sh they say is try this uh little Ferrari out
9:53
say is try this uh little Ferrari out
9:53
say is try this uh little Ferrari out just for funsies you probably own four
9:55
just for funsies you probably own four
9:55
just for funsies you probably own four or five of them but just try ours out
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or five of them but just try ours out
9:57
or five of them but just try ours out it'll be neat anyway ask cargo
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it'll be neat anyway ask cargo
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it'll be neat anyway ask cargo I found out that there's a fancy little
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I found out that there's a fancy little
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I found out that there's a fancy little cafe down here called
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cafe down here called
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cafe down here called losos that has glutenfree allergy free
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losos that has glutenfree allergy free
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losos that has glutenfree allergy free sargo all there is see there's Louis
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sargo all there is see there's Louis
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sargo all there is see there's Louis Vuitton like I told you I walk past that
10:10
Vuitton like I told you I walk past that
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Vuitton like I told you I walk past that on my way to the ark the trial to show
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on my way to the ark the trial to show
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on my way to the ark the trial to show it to you Louis Vuitton right there a
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it to you Louis Vuitton right there a
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it to you Louis Vuitton right there a big old Louis Vuitton store I know
10:16
big old Louis Vuitton store I know
10:16
big old Louis Vuitton store I know that's fancy I don't know what a lot of
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that's fancy I don't know what a lot of
10:18
that's fancy I don't know what a lot of the other stores are there's uh ugc
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the other stores are there's uh ugc
10:21
the other stores are there's uh ugc Normandy Leo I don't know what that is
10:22
Normandy Leo I don't know what that is
10:22
Normandy Leo I don't know what that is look at and there's all these Rick Shaws
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look at and there's all these Rick Shaws
10:24
look at and there's all these Rick Shaws these lit up European Rick Shaws and uh
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these lit up European Rick Shaws and uh
10:28
these lit up European Rick Shaws and uh look it awkward it's awkward when you're
10:30
look it awkward it's awkward when you're
10:30
look it awkward it's awkward when you're stopped in traffic look at these people
10:32
stopped in traffic look at these people
10:32
stopped in traffic look at these people just start walking you know exactly
10:34
just start walking you know exactly
10:34
just start walking you know exactly what's going to happen and I have no
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what's going to happen and I have no
10:35
what's going to happen and I have no clue so down
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clue so down
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clue so down here a place I'm thinking about it okay
10:40
here a place I'm thinking about it okay
10:40
here a place I'm thinking about it okay now I made a solemn oath but I would try
10:42
now I made a solemn oath but I would try
10:42
now I made a solemn oath but I would try the escargo if I came to France someone
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the escargo if I came to France someone
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the escargo if I came to France someone brought me here and it was glued for you
10:45
brought me here and it was glued for you
10:45
brought me here and it was glued for you I said that I would try it which I think
10:47
I said that I would try it which I think
10:47
I said that I would try it which I think sort of means that I have to someone
10:48
sort of means that I have to someone
10:49
sort of means that I have to someone brings you to France they bring you to
10:50
brings you to France they bring you to
10:50
brings you to France they bring you to Paris France they show you the Eiffel
10:52
Paris France they show you the Eiffel
10:52
Paris France they show you the Eiffel Tower they bring you to the city you
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Tower they bring you to the city you
10:54
Tower they bring you to the city you keep your promises to those people and I
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keep your promises to those people and I
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keep your promises to those people and I think I might have to I'm going to have
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think I might have to I'm going to have
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think I might have to I'm going to have to take it on myself to try it but it's
11:02
to take it on myself to try it but it's
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to take it on myself to try it but it's made of snails for real it's made of
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made of snails for real it's made of
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made of snails for real it's made of snails I don't know what it looks like
11:05
snails I don't know what it looks like
11:05
snails I don't know what it looks like really I have been set a picture of it
11:08
really I have been set a picture of it
11:08
really I have been set a picture of it where they sent me snail shells and as a
11:10
where they sent me snail shells and as a
11:10
where they sent me snail shells and as a picture I don't know if that was a joke
11:11
picture I don't know if that was a joke
11:11
picture I don't know if that was a joke or if that's what it actually looks like
11:14
or if that's what it actually looks like
11:14
or if that's what it actually looks like but the long and short of it is I'm on
11:17
but the long and short of it is I'm on
11:17
but the long and short of it is I'm on my way now and so are you down strong so
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my way now and so are you down strong so
11:19
my way now and so are you down strong so he say and look at this is all the stuff
11:20
he say and look at this is all the stuff
11:20
he say and look at this is all the stuff because they had the G20 climate Summit
11:22
because they had the G20 climate Summit
11:22
because they had the G20 climate Summit is that what it was called and I just
11:23
is that what it was called and I just
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is that what it was called and I just saw Obama actually on the TV in the
11:25
saw Obama actually on the TV in the
11:25
saw Obama actually on the TV in the store uh and everyone in there was like
11:27
store uh and everyone in there was like
11:27
store uh and everyone in there was like shut up Obama you I was like that's kind
11:29
shut up Obama you I was like that's kind
11:29
shut up Obama you I was like that's kind of rude he's not your president you
11:31
of rude he's not your president you
11:31
of rude he's not your president you can't tell him to shut up only we can
11:32
can't tell him to shut up only we can
11:32
can't tell him to shut up only we can tell him to shut up so if you hear me
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tell him to shut up so if you hear me
11:35
tell him to shut up so if you hear me out there Barry I got your back on the
11:37
out there Barry I got your back on the
11:37
out there Barry I got your back on the whole shutting up thing only I and other
11:39
whole shutting up thing only I and other
11:39
whole shutting up thing only I and other Americans can tell you to shut up nobody
11:43
Americans can tell you to shut up nobody
11:43
Americans can tell you to shut up nobody else anyway look at this beautiful lit
11:45
else anyway look at this beautiful lit
11:45
else anyway look at this beautiful lit Stree all this crazy European
11:48
Stree all this crazy European
11:48
Stree all this crazy European architecture and I'm really just I'm
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architecture and I'm really just I'm
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architecture and I'm really just I'm really just don't know what else to say
11:51
really just don't know what else to say
11:51
really just don't know what else to say other than I'm about to try snails look
11:53
other than I'm about to try snails look
11:53
other than I'm about to try snails look at this though everyone here is like
11:54
at this though everyone here is like
11:55
at this though everyone here is like super well dressed fasty mody apparently
11:58
super well dressed fasty mody apparently
11:58
super well dressed fasty mody apparently I was told
11:59
I was told
11:59
I was told that dressing up and working on the sh
12:02
that dressing up and working on the sh
12:02
that dressing up and working on the sh say here is kind of like being a
12:04
say here is kind of like being a
12:04
say here is kind of like being a waitress in a in a in like fur bank or
12:06
waitress in a in a in like fur bank or
12:06
waitress in a in a in like fur bank or something you know in La where you're
12:08
something you know in La where you're
12:08
something you know in La where you're trying to like get discovered that all
12:10
trying to like get discovered that all
12:10
trying to like get discovered that all the weird fashiony people sort of dress
12:12
the weird fashiony people sort of dress
12:13
the weird fashiony people sort of dress up and look nice here trying to be
12:14
up and look nice here trying to be
12:14
up and look nice here trying to be discovered especially this guy look at
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discovered especially this guy look at
12:15
discovered especially this guy look at this guy he's a height of fashion here
12:17
this guy he's a height of fashion here
12:17
this guy he's a height of fashion here look it look it another Ferrari for rent
12:22
look it look it another Ferrari for rent
12:22
look it look it another Ferrari for rent another
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another
12:24
another Ferrari no that's a Lamborghini ooh a
12:26
Ferrari no that's a Lamborghini ooh a
12:26
Ferrari no that's a Lamborghini ooh a Lamborghini I wasn't paying attention
12:29
Lamborghini I wasn't paying attention
12:29
Lamborghini I wasn't paying attention and Ferraris for rent here you want to
12:31
and Ferraris for rent here you want to
12:31
and Ferraris for rent here you want to drive one so weird also they have all
12:33
drive one so weird also they have all
12:33
drive one so weird also they have all kinds of cars here this is total side
12:35
kinds of cars here this is total side
12:35
kinds of cars here this is total side note they have all kinds of cars here
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note they have all kinds of cars here
12:37
note they have all kinds of cars here I've never seen before for
12:39
I've never seen before for
12:39
I've never seen before for example that's a Toyota right there that
12:43
example that's a Toyota right there that
12:43
example that's a Toyota right there that is a oneperson Smart carish
12:47
is a oneperson Smart carish
12:47
is a oneperson Smart carish Toyota for one person right there what
12:50
Toyota for one person right there what
12:50
Toyota for one person right there what the heck there's all kinds of stuff like
12:52
the heck there's all kinds of stuff like
12:52
the heck there's all kinds of stuff like that that I've never seen a human
12:52
that that I've never seen a human
12:53
that that I've never seen a human hamster wheel another thing about clean
12:55
hamster wheel another thing about clean
12:55
hamster wheel another thing about clean energy how much clean energy can you
12:56
energy how much clean energy can you
12:56
energy how much clean energy can you produce I really hope we don't start
12:59
produce I really hope we don't start
12:59
produce I really hope we don't start producing
13:01
producing
13:01
producing energy that way look at look at what
13:04
energy that way look at look at what
13:04
energy that way look at look at what she's
13:06
she's
13:06
she's doing she's running on a human oh it's
13:08
doing she's running on a human oh it's
13:08
doing she's running on a human oh it's going up she's creating energy we've
13:12
going up she's creating energy we've
13:12
going up she's creating energy we've solved the planet's problems right here
13:15
solved the planet's problems right here
13:15
solved the planet's problems right here in France we've solved them anyway look
13:18
in France we've solved them anyway look
13:18
in France we've solved them anyway look at all these fancy places some little
13:20
at all these fancy places some little
13:20
at all these fancy places some little hole in- the wild touristy places too
13:22
hole in- the wild touristy places too
13:23
hole in- the wild touristy places too and uh just a lot of fanciness going on
13:25
and uh just a lot of fanciness going on
13:25
and uh just a lot of fanciness going on also in here there's a guy busting
13:28
also in here there's a guy busting
13:28
also in here there's a guy busting tables who who is wearing the most
13:29
tables who who is wearing the most
13:29
tables who who is wearing the most French outfit that I've seen so far
13:32
French outfit that I've seen so far
13:32
French outfit that I've seen so far since I've been in France let me show
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you I did not make this up or plan
13:38
you I did not make this up or plan that that guy's wearing that
13:42
that that guy's wearing that
13:42
that that guy's wearing that outfit in Paris that's awesome that's
13:46
outfit in Paris that's awesome that's
13:46
outfit in Paris that's awesome that's awesome every 5 ft by the way is a cafe
13:49
awesome every 5 ft by the way is a cafe
13:49
awesome every 5 ft by the way is a cafe we went into a Renault dealership
13:50
we went into a Renault dealership
13:50
we went into a Renault dealership earlier uh which is a French car company
13:52
earlier uh which is a French car company
13:53
earlier uh which is a French car company there was a cafe in the French
13:54
there was a cafe in the French
13:54
there was a cafe in the French dealership everybody's looking fancy
13:56
dealership everybody's looking fancy
13:56
dealership everybody's looking fancy look at everyone's all dressed up and
13:57
look at everyone's all dressed up and
13:58
look at everyone's all dressed up and fancy and they're wearing their best
13:59
fancy and they're wearing their best
13:59
fancy and they're wearing their best scares even the kids are wearing like
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scares even the kids are wearing like
14:02
scares even the kids are wearing like really fancy clothes I went into a store
14:04
really fancy clothes I went into a store
14:04
really fancy clothes I went into a store look at the mom and the look at the the
14:06
look at the mom and the look at the the
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look at the mom and the look at the the ladies are all dressed up like matching
14:08
ladies are all dressed up like matching
14:08
ladies are all dressed up like matching and they you know what the funny part is
14:10
and they you know what the funny part is
14:10
and they you know what the funny part is oh listen Sirens
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Sirens everything's a little different
14:17
Sirens everything's a little different here even the sirens are different oh
14:19
here even the sirens are different oh
14:19
here even the sirens are different oh here it comes how the heck is he going
14:20
here it comes how the heck is he going
14:20
here it comes how the heck is he going to get through
14:28
this he's stuck there what's he going to
14:28
this he's stuck there what's he going to do
14:30
do
14:30
do gridlock friends gridlock in France oh
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gridlock friends gridlock in France oh
14:34
gridlock friends gridlock in France oh there are some traffic
14:37
there are some traffic
14:37
there are some traffic lights that siren is so unbelievably
14:40
lights that siren is so unbelievably
14:40
lights that siren is so unbelievably weird to an American
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ear oh well good thing he was going
14:47
ear oh well good thing he was going right there oh and also where he's
14:48
right there oh and also where he's
14:48
right there oh and also where he's turning around is actually right next to
14:50
turning around is actually right next to
14:50
turning around is actually right next to something I was going to mention right
14:51
something I was going to mention right
14:51
something I was going to mention right there is an H&M right there is a Levi
14:54
there is an H&M right there is a Levi
14:54
there is an H&M right there is a Levi store and there's a bunch of stores like
14:56
store and there's a bunch of stores like
14:56
store and there's a bunch of stores like that where like H&M I shop at H&M I got
14:58
that where like H&M I shop at H&M I got
14:58
that where like H&M I shop at H&M I got the scarpet in h& M for like five bucks
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the scarpet in h& M for like five bucks
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the scarpet in h& M for like five bucks you know and uh I think I'm wearing a
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you know and uh I think I'm wearing a
15:01
you know and uh I think I'm wearing a shirt actually a t-shirt that got H&M
15:03
shirt actually a t-shirt that got H&M
15:03
shirt actually a t-shirt that got H&M for six bucks so in the states H&M no
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for six bucks so in the states H&M no
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for six bucks so in the states H&M no big deal you know what I mean just like
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big deal you know what I mean just like
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big deal you know what I mean just like a normal like it's it's okay it's
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a normal like it's it's okay it's
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a normal like it's it's okay it's nice-ish it's cool looking stuff but
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nice-ish it's cool looking stuff but
15:12
nice-ish it's cool looking stuff but it's very cheap and here there's some
15:13
it's very cheap and here there's some
15:13
it's very cheap and here there's some really fancy stuff and people are paying
15:15
really fancy stuff and people are paying
15:15
really fancy stuff and people are paying a lot of Euros to wear H&M so the
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a lot of Euros to wear H&M so the
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a lot of Euros to wear H&M so the European people are all like oh cool
15:19
European people are all like oh cool
15:19
European people are all like oh cool American stuff and I'm walking by seeing
15:21
American stuff and I'm walking by seeing
15:21
American stuff and I'm walking by seeing all their weird European outlet stores
15:23
all their weird European outlet stores
15:23
all their weird European outlet stores and going like wow these clothes look so
15:25
and going like wow these clothes look so
15:25
and going like wow these clothes look so cool why is everyone so well dressed
15:26
cool why is everyone so well dressed
15:26
cool why is everyone so well dressed that's kind of a weird interesting thing
15:28
that's kind of a weird interesting thing
15:28
that's kind of a weird interesting thing Levis are super expensive over there is
15:29
Levis are super expensive over there is
15:29
Levis are super expensive over there is like the biggest Sephora store I've ever
15:31
like the biggest Sephora store I've ever
15:31
like the biggest Sephora store I've ever seen in my life there's a Tommy Hill
15:33
seen in my life there's a Tommy Hill
15:33
seen in my life there's a Tommy Hill figure over here with the colors of
15:36
figure over here with the colors of
15:36
figure over here with the colors of France right on the flag right on the
15:37
France right on the flag right on the
15:37
France right on the flag right on the logo was that
15:39
logo was that
15:39
logo was that plan and then just down here just past
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plan and then just down here just past
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plan and then just down here just past the Renault dealership
15:46
the Renault dealership
15:46
the Renault dealership is
15:47
is
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is L the cafe I think I'm pronouncing that
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L the cafe I think I'm pronouncing that
15:50
L the cafe I think I'm pronouncing that right it's l apostrophe a n CE Los Al I
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right it's l apostrophe a n CE Los Al I
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right it's l apostrophe a n CE Los Al I think and that my friends is where we go
15:58
think and that my friends is where we go
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think and that my friends is where we go the ultimate so I just thought hey why
16:00
the ultimate so I just thought hey why
16:00
the ultimate so I just thought hey why not take you guys on my little Walkabout
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not take you guys on my little Walkabout
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not take you guys on my little Walkabout the streets of Paris not any side
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the streets of Paris not any side
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the streets of Paris not any side streets not real Paris where all the
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streets not real Paris where all the
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streets not real Paris where all the real people live but fashionable crazy W
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real people live but fashionable crazy W
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real people live but fashionable crazy W look at that car right there what is
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look at that car right there what is
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look at that car right there what is that car fashionable crazy stereotypical
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that car fashionable crazy stereotypical
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that car fashionable crazy stereotypical Paris with the fanciness and the guy
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Paris with the fanciness and the guy
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Paris with the fanciness and the guy whistling at someone and nobody who are
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whistling at someone and nobody who are
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whistling at someone and nobody who are you whistling at
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you whistling at
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you whistling at sir
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sir
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sir me you want me to come over there
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me you want me to come over there
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me you want me to come over there he's not jestering to me there's no way
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he's not jestering to me there's no way
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he's not jestering to me there's no way he is look at this place isn't it wild
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he is look at this place isn't it wild
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he is look at this place isn't it wild it's like something out of a movie like
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it's like something out of a movie like
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it's like something out of a movie like obviously the go-to movie in my head I
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obviously the go-to movie in my head I
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obviously the go-to movie in my head I want to be like it's like something out
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want to be like it's like something out
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want to be like it's like something out of Ratatouille but it's not it looks a
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of Ratatouille but it's not it looks a
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of Ratatouille but it's not it looks a lot like London but the roofs are all
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lot like London but the roofs are all
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lot like London but the roofs are all like super French I'm going to sound
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like super French I'm going to sound
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like super French I'm going to sound stupid no matter how I try to describe
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stupid no matter how I try to describe
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stupid no matter how I try to describe this with my mouth hole I'm going to be
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this with my mouth hole I'm going to be
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this with my mouth hole I'm going to be like hey it looks so French here well
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like hey it looks so French here well
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like hey it looks so French here well duh it's in France it could look like a
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duh it's in France it could look like a
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duh it's in France it could look like a Mexican Village and it would look French
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Mexican Village and it would look French
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Mexican Village and it would look French cuz it's in Fr never mind let's not get
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cuz it's in Fr never mind let's not get
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cuz it's in Fr never mind let's not get romantical about it let's cross the
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romantical about it let's cross the
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romantical about it let's cross the street I think illegally and get run
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street I think illegally and get run
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street I think illegally and get run over by a Mercedes Benz whoop and trip
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over by a Mercedes Benz whoop and trip
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over by a Mercedes Benz whoop and trip in the street and make silliness out of
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in the street and make silliness out of
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in the street and make silliness out of ourselves in a very loud
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ourselves in a very loud
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ourselves in a very loud English-speaking American way look at
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English-speaking American way look at
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English-speaking American way look at this
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this
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this kid now that kid's going turbo that kid
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kid now that kid's going turbo that kid
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kid now that kid's going turbo that kid could power New York City anyway here we
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could power New York City anyway here we
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could power New York City anyway here we go dealership I was talking about and
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go dealership I was talking about and
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go dealership I was talking about and down
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here I don't think I'm pronouncing it
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here I don't think I'm pronouncing it right I heard someone else pronounce it
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right I heard someone else pronounce it
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right I heard someone else pronounce it before and I was trying to mimic them
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before and I was trying to mimic them
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before and I was trying to mimic them but I'm not working also these trees are
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but I'm not working also these trees are
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but I'm not working also these trees are I keep tripping on so everywhere I go
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I keep tripping on so everywhere I go
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I keep tripping on so everywhere I go I'm being loud and obnoxious and very
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I'm being loud and obnoxious and very
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I'm being loud and obnoxious and very very American holding up my smartphone
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very American holding up my smartphone
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very American holding up my smartphone and talking in as loud a voice as I can
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and talking in as loud a voice as I can
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and talking in as loud a voice as I can and making sure that they remember that
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and making sure that they remember that
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and making sure that they remember that liberty and justice for all on the heart
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liberty and justice for all on the heart
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liberty and justice for all on the heart of the give me you're tired and you're
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of the give me you're tired and you're
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of the give me you're tired and you're poor and the Statue of Liberty and I am
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poor and the Statue of Liberty and I am
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poor and the Statue of Liberty and I am really too poor to be hanging out on
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really too poor to be hanging out on
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really too poor to be hanging out on this street but you know what they say
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this street but you know what they say
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this street but you know what they say live fast die poor
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live fast die poor
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live fast die poor so you got to you can't take it with you
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so you got to you can't take it with you
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so you got to you can't take it with you you got to spend it not on fancy cars
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you got to spend it not on fancy cars
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you got to spend it not on fancy cars necessarily but maybe just maybe right
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necessarily but maybe just maybe right
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necessarily but maybe just maybe right in here inside of this little
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in here inside of this little
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in here inside of this little cafe where they
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serve snails all right guys this is the
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serve snails all right guys this is the big moment can I do it should I do it
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big moment can I do it should I do it
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big moment can I do it should I do it will I do
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will I do
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will I do it stay tuned
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it stay tuned
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it stay tuned to find out
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to find out
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to find out oh is that what is that is that a French
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oh is that what is that is that a French
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oh is that what is that is that a French I don't know okay fine if she's calling
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I don't know okay fine if she's calling
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I don't know okay fine if she's calling me a she's calling me a cuckoo she's
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me a she's calling me a cuckoo she's
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me a she's calling me a cuckoo she's calling me a cuckoo she thinks I won't
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calling me a cuckoo she thinks I won't
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calling me a cuckoo she thinks I won't do it she thinks I won't do it oh yeah
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do it she thinks I won't do it oh yeah
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do it she thinks I won't do it oh yeah cuckoo lady well check this
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out oh my gosh I think those
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out oh my gosh I think those are the snails
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the most French looking waiter in the
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the most French looking waiter in the world just brought me this the snails
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world just brought me this the snails
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world just brought me this the snails are in
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are in
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are in it they're and you got to use this thing
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it they're and you got to use this thing
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it they're and you got to use this thing to get out the
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to get out the
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to get out the snail here we
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snail here we
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snail here we go they give you this thing like this
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go they give you this thing like this
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go they give you this thing like this eyelash curler and the Little Fork and I
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eyelash curler and the Little Fork and I
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eyelash curler and the Little Fork and I guess you
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guess you
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guess you just grab the
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just grab the
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just grab the snail I mean the es cargo and then you
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snail I mean the es cargo and then you
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snail I mean the es cargo and then you got
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to ah why is it green who thought of
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to ah why is it green who thought of this oh squeezing it UNS squeezes it
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this oh squeezing it UNS squeezes it
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this oh squeezing it UNS squeezes it oh look it it's all steaming and it came
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oh look it it's all steaming and it came
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oh look it it's all steaming and it came from a snail shell why do they have to
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from a snail shell why do they have to
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from a snail shell why do they have to have it still in the Shell okay here we
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have it still in the Shell okay here we
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have it still in the Shell okay here we go
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go
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go this is happening this is real life not
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this is happening this is real life not
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this is happening this is real life not just
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just
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just fantasy I'm caught in the
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landslide there's
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landslide there's no anyone want this one
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no anyone want this one
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no anyone want this one no it's okay no one wants it
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no it's okay no one wants it
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no it's okay no one wants it [Music]
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this is much
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this is much chewi not
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expected people described it to me as a
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expected people described it to me as a Gummy
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Gummy
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Gummy Bear the outside of it is like a Gummy
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Bear the outside of it is like a Gummy
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Bear the outside of it is like a Gummy Bear the inside of it is like a
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Bear the inside of it is like a
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Bear the inside of it is like a marshmallow made of imitation crab that
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marshmallow made of imitation crab that
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marshmallow made of imitation crab that tastes like delicious garlic that is a
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tastes like delicious garlic that is a
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tastes like delicious garlic that is a snail
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snail
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snail ah
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ah
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ah see this thing was alive once with eyes
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see this thing was alive once with eyes
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see this thing was alive once with eyes it probably has a family somewhere and
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it probably has a family somewhere and
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it probably has a family somewhere and I'm eating
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I'm eating
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I'm eating it he was probably in somebody's Garden
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it he was probably in somebody's Garden
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it he was probably in somebody's Garden minding his own business and Along came
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minding his own business and Along came
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minding his own business and Along came a mean Frenchman with a some sort of net
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a mean Frenchman with a some sort of net
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a mean Frenchman with a some sort of net and stuck a fork down in his shell and
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and stuck a fork down in his shell and
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and stuck a fork down in his shell and pulled out his little this is really
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pulled out his little this is really
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pulled out his little this is really hard to do just want to say oh look at
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hard to do just want to say oh look at
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hard to do just want to say oh look at this
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this mes look it
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mes look it
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mes look it guys that's a snail
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body I bet his name was Henry no he was
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body I bet his name was Henry no he was French he's from Normandy I bet his name
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French he's from Normandy I bet his name
21:43
French he's from Normandy I bet his name is
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is jacqu his great great grandfather snail
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jacqu his great great grandfather snail
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jacqu his great great grandfather snail probably saw a D-Day happen and now he
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probably saw a D-Day happen and now he
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probably saw a D-Day happen and now he is my
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is my
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is my dinner Be Our Guest Be Our Guest
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dinner Be Our Guest Be Our Guest
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dinner Be Our Guest Be Our Guest what RS C I really can't think about
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what RS C I really can't think about
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what RS C I really can't think about what this
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what this
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what this is wait where's the head I don't think I
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is wait where's the head I don't think I
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is wait where's the head I don't think I want to think about that okay here we go
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want to think about that okay here we go
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want to think about that okay here we go try number two
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the weirdest part about this is that I'm
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the weirdest part about this is that I'm eating a
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eating a
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eating a snail and it's not as gross as it
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is I swallowed it it's part of me
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is I swallowed it it's part of me now I now have the powers of a grown man
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now I now have the powers of a grown man
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now I now have the powers of a grown man and a little
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and a little
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and a little snail snailed it
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snail snailed it
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snail snailed it [Music]
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SE or snails
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SE or snails or well I did it I survived l l l sauce
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or well I did it I survived l l l sauce
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or well I did it I survived l l l sauce brazer
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brazer
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brazer Parisian wait a minute does that mean
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Parisian wait a minute does that mean
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Parisian wait a minute does that mean what I think I mean brazer Parisian
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what I think I mean brazer Parisian
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what I think I mean brazer Parisian brazer anyway I survived that I survived
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brazer anyway I survived that I survived
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brazer anyway I survived that I survived the snail so far I don't think it
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the snail so far I don't think it
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the snail so far I don't think it poisoned me yet oh no
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poisoned me yet oh no
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poisoned me yet oh no I just saw
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I just saw
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I just saw something since I actually kind of like
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something since I actually kind of like
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something since I actually kind of like the sargo since it wasn't that
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the sargo since it wasn't that
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the sargo since it wasn't that bad what if I go home and then I have a
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bad what if I go home and then I have a
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bad what if I go home and then I have a craving for it what if what if I can't
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craving for it what if what if I can't
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craving for it what if what if I can't readjust what if I can't readapt to
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readjust what if I can't readapt to
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readjust what if I can't readapt to normal people food what if I can what if
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normal people food what if I can what if
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normal people food what if I can what if I could never go back to the way it used
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I could never go back to the way it used
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I could never go back to the way it used to be what if I can never go back to the
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to be what if I can never go back to the
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to be what if I can never go back to the way it used to be actually I don't think
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way it used to be actually I don't think
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way it used to be actually I don't think I'll be craving as cargo anytime soon
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I'll be craving as cargo anytime soon
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I'll be craving as cargo anytime soon but at least it happened we did gang we
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but at least it happened we did gang we
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but at least it happened we did gang we survived now if I survive this Parisian
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survived now if I survive this Parisian
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survived now if I survive this Parisian traffic and don't trip over any more
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traffic and don't trip over any more
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traffic and don't trip over any more crazy curbs or get guillotined I think
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crazy curbs or get guillotined I think
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crazy curbs or get guillotined I think I'll be okay so from say just I think
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I'll be okay so from say just I think
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I'll be okay so from say just I think how you say that it is a Justin scard
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how you say that it is a Justin scard
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how you say that it is a Justin scard from the USA signing off and saying you
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from the USA signing off and saying you
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from the USA signing off and saying you know ad you and orir and I'll see you
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know ad you and orir and I'll see you
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know ad you and orir and I'll see you guys later I'm going to take a taxi and
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guys later I'm going to take a taxi and
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guys later I'm going to take a taxi and hope that this guy speaks enough English
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hope that this guy speaks enough English
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hope that this guy speaks enough English to take take me to Disneyland or else
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to take take me to Disneyland or else
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to take take me to Disneyland or else I'm just going to have to say what the
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I'm just going to have to say what the
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I'm just going to have to say what the French people say at Disneyland which is
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French people say at Disneyland which is
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French people say at Disneyland which is bour MI bour anyway lip spread.com uh
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bour MI bour anyway lip spread.com uh
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bour MI bour anyway lip spread.com uh get your t-shirts and Li fast IP hats
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get your t-shirts and Li fast IP hats
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get your t-shirts and Li fast IP hats and wonderful things before Christmas Li
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and wonderful things before Christmas Li
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and wonderful things before Christmas Li fast ip.com just check it out even if
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fast ip.com just check it out even if
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fast ip.com just check it out even if you don't you know want one just take a
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you don't you know want one just take a
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you don't you know want one just take a look take a look see for fun and take a
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look take a look see for fun and take a
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look take a look see for fun and take a fun pick of you looking while you do it
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fun pick of you looking while you do it
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fun pick of you looking while you do it twitter Justin scard Instagram lip fast
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twitter Justin scard Instagram lip fast
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twitter Justin scard Instagram lip fast life4 Snapchat lip fast life4 and I'll
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life4 Snapchat lip fast life4 and I'll
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life4 Snapchat lip fast life4 and I'll see you guys later I got to go France
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see you guys later I got to go France
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see you guys later I got to go France it's France see he knows he was doing
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it's France see he knows he was doing
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it's France see he knows he was doing wheelie and there's a dog and there's a
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wheelie and there's a dog and there's a
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wheelie and there's a dog and there's a guy with light up shoes a guy with light
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guy with light up shoes a guy with light
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guy with light up shoes a guy with light up
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shoes what you look at look at
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shoes what you look at look at that FR ANS