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Disneyland's Red Scare - How Khrushchev never got to ride Dumbo

Date: June 01, 2013 Duration: 8m 48s
Randomland returns with the story of how Disneyland almost caused World War III ! Well, OK, not quite... The year is 1959 and the leader of the USSR has announced a visit to the United States. Can Dwight D Eisenhower and Nikita Khrushchev agree on a peace process? And what do Disneyland and the Can-Can have to do with the process? Find out! Make sure to Subscribe for more videos, and check out http://www.LiveFastDiePoor.com for a bunch more crazy weird videos, articles, -all kinds of stuff that you won't see anywhere else! And don't forget to visit http://www.facebook.com/livefastdiepoor THANK YOU FOR WATCHING!
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0:03 have to be in the
0:03 have to be in the sun did you miss me we're back at
0:10 Disneyland here you leave today and
0:10 Disneyland here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday tomorrow
0:23 and here we are in fantastic wonderful
0:23 and here we are in fantastic wonderful run teer land it almost reminds me of
0:25 run teer land it almost reminds me of
0:25 run teer land it almost reminds me of where I just was cuz I just spent 4 days
0:29 where I just was cuz I just spent 4 days
0:29 where I just was cuz I just spent 4 days in the lovely Las Vegas son definitely
0:32 in the lovely Las Vegas son definitely
0:32 in the lovely Las Vegas son definitely not my cup of tea I prefer Disneyland I
0:35 not my cup of tea I prefer Disneyland I
0:35 not my cup of tea I prefer Disneyland I did win 100 bucks though so
0:36 did win 100 bucks though so
0:36 did win 100 bucks though so congratulations to me ching ching anyway
0:39 congratulations to me ching ching anyway
0:39 congratulations to me ching ching anyway there's no place more fitting than
0:41 there's no place more fitting than
0:41 there's no place more fitting than Frontier land to talk about America
0:44 Frontier land to talk about America
0:44 Frontier land to talk about America after all Disneyland itself is a symbol
0:47 after all Disneyland itself is a symbol
0:47 after all Disneyland itself is a symbol of the Triumph of the golden age of the
0:49 of the Triumph of the golden age of the
0:49 of the Triumph of the golden age of the American free enterprise system it's no
0:52 American free enterprise system it's no
0:52 American free enterprise system it's no surprise then the Disneyland as the
0:54 surprise then the Disneyland as the
0:54 surprise then the Disneyland as the symbol almost caused a mega
0:57 symbol almost caused a mega
0:57 symbol almost caused a mega international incident in the history of
1:00 international incident in the history of
1:00 international incident in the history of the Cold War now in the 1950s America
1:03 the Cold War now in the 1950s America
1:03 the Cold War now in the 1950s America was engaged in an epic struggle an epic
1:07 was engaged in an epic struggle an epic
1:07 was engaged in an epic struggle an epic struggle against communism communism yes
1:11 struggle against communism communism yes
1:11 struggle against communism communism yes World War II was over but the cold war
1:13 World War II was over but the cold war
1:13 World War II was over but the cold war was getting Frosty Joseph Stalin had
1:16 was getting Frosty Joseph Stalin had
1:16 was getting Frosty Joseph Stalin had recently passed away and left his Empire
1:19 recently passed away and left his Empire
1:19 recently passed away and left his Empire in the hands of Nikita kushev who
1:21 in the hands of Nikita kushev who
1:21 in the hands of Nikita kushev who famously said he would bury the west and
1:25 famously said he would bury the west and
1:25 famously said he would bury the west and Crush capitalism what do you want to do
1:27 Crush capitalism what do you want to do
1:27 Crush capitalism what do you want to do today boss we will crush capitalism
1:30 today boss we will crush capitalism
1:30 today boss we will crush capitalism yes things between the United States and
1:33 yes things between the United States and
1:33 yes things between the United States and Soviet Russia were obviously not so
1:35 Soviet Russia were obviously not so
1:35 Soviet Russia were obviously not so great so it shocked the world in 1959
1:38 great so it shocked the world in 1959
1:38 great so it shocked the world in 1959 when it was announced that the Soviet
1:40 when it was announced that the Soviet
1:40 when it was announced that the Soviet Premier Nikita kushev would come to the
1:43 Premier Nikita kushev would come to the
1:43 Premier Nikita kushev would come to the United States to meet with President
1:46 United States to meet with President
1:46 United States to meet with President Dwight David Eisenhower what you doing
1:48 Dwight David Eisenhower what you doing
1:48 Dwight David Eisenhower what you doing boy I'm fixing the kick it with the
1:50 boy I'm fixing the kick it with the
1:50 boy I'm fixing the kick it with the Soviet Premier on their arrival on the
1:52 Soviet Premier on their arrival on the
1:53 Soviet Premier on their arrival on the East Coast Cru and his wife Nina did
1:55 East Coast Cru and his wife Nina did
1:55 East Coast Cru and his wife Nina did what anybody else would do in the 1950s
1:58 what anybody else would do in the 1950s
1:58 what anybody else would do in the 1950s they expressed a desire to come out to
2:01 they expressed a desire to come out to
2:01 they expressed a desire to come out to the West Coast and visit California to
2:04 the West Coast and visit California to
2:04 the West Coast and visit California to see Hollywood Hollywood with bums and
2:07 see Hollywood Hollywood with bums and
2:07 see Hollywood Hollywood with bums and drunks and stuff in Hollywood this was
2:09 drunks and stuff in Hollywood this was
2:09 drunks and stuff in Hollywood this was mind-blowing stuff you guys got to
2:11 mind-blowing stuff you guys got to
2:11 mind-blowing stuff you guys got to remember we were in the midst of the Red
2:14 remember we were in the midst of the Red
2:14 remember we were in the midst of the Red Scare red red red commies it was decided
2:18 Scare red red red commies it was decided
2:18 Scare red red red commies it was decided to give old bald cruff a tour of the
2:21 to give old bald cruff a tour of the
2:21 to give old bald cruff a tour of the Hollywood studio and during his tour to
2:24 Hollywood studio and during his tour to
2:24 Hollywood studio and during his tour to throw a banquet in his honor a star
2:27 throw a banquet in his honor a star
2:27 throw a banquet in his honor a star studded celebrity attended banquet now
2:30 studded celebrity attended banquet now
2:30 studded celebrity attended banquet now some celebrities like Disneyland opening
2:32 some celebrities like Disneyland opening
2:32 some celebrities like Disneyland opening day announcer and future president of
2:34 day announcer and future president of
2:34 day announcer and future president of the United States Ronald Reagan simply
2:35 the United States Ronald Reagan simply
2:36 the United States Ronald Reagan simply refused to participate in a protest but
2:38 refused to participate in a protest but
2:38 refused to participate in a protest but for the most part every other celebrity
2:41 for the most part every other celebrity
2:41 for the most part every other celebrity in Hollywood was jumping at the chance
2:43 in Hollywood was jumping at the chance
2:43 in Hollywood was jumping at the chance to be seen dining with the Soviet
2:46 to be seen dining with the Soviet
2:46 to be seen dining with the Soviet Premiere it was the event of the Season
2:48 Premiere it was the event of the Season
2:48 Premiere it was the event of the Season not Howard Hugh though he was already
2:50 not Howard Hugh though he was already
2:50 not Howard Hugh though he was already crazy by then Chris Chef particularly
2:53 crazy by then Chris Chef particularly
2:53 crazy by then Chris Chef particularly wanted to see Marilyn Monroe who had to
2:56 wanted to see Marilyn Monroe who had to
2:57 wanted to see Marilyn Monroe who had to be told who KF was since she didn't read
3:01 be told who KF was since she didn't read
3:01 be told who KF was since she didn't read the newspaper and as far as we can tell
3:05 the newspaper and as far as we can tell
3:05 the newspaper and as far as we can tell anything else sorry Marilyn love you
3:08 anything else sorry Marilyn love you
3:08 anything else sorry Marilyn love you during the meal there was a lot of
3:09 during the meal there was a lot of
3:09 during the meal there was a lot of friendly joshing and banter back and
3:11 friendly joshing and banter back and
3:11 friendly joshing and banter back and forth about communism about unemployment
3:14 forth about communism about unemployment
3:14 forth about communism about unemployment in the United States versus Russia
3:17 in the United States versus Russia
3:17 in the United States versus Russia little friendly Josh in but in
3:19 little friendly Josh in but in
3:19 little friendly Josh in but in particular the president of Fox Studios
3:21 particular the president of Fox Studios
3:21 particular the president of Fox Studios Spiros P scuras got up and gave a
3:24 Spiros P scuras got up and gave a
3:24 Spiros P scuras got up and gave a rousing speech about his American
3:27 rousing speech about his American
3:27 rousing speech about his American success story coming here as a Greek
3:29 success story coming here as a Greek
3:29 success story coming here as a Greek immigrant and eventually becoming
3:32 immigrant and eventually becoming
3:32 immigrant and eventually becoming president of a movie studio kusf really
3:35 president of a movie studio kusf really
3:35 president of a movie studio kusf really didn't like that story he seemed a
3:36 didn't like that story he seemed a
3:36 didn't like that story he seemed a little miffed but he was friendly he let
3:38 little miffed but he was friendly he let
3:38 little miffed but he was friendly he let it go in more or less Good Humor but a
3:41 it go in more or less Good Humor but a
3:41 it go in more or less Good Humor but a few minutes later when his wife
3:43 few minutes later when his wife
3:43 few minutes later when his wife whispered to one of her companions that
3:46 whispered to one of her companions that
3:46 whispered to one of her companions that she desired to see
3:47 she desired to see
3:48 she desired to see Disneyland that's when things got heavy
3:51 Disneyland that's when things got heavy
3:51 Disneyland that's when things got heavy and Disneyland almost caused an
3:54 and Disneyland almost caused an
3:54 and Disneyland almost caused an international incident you communist n
3:57 international incident you communist n
3:57 international incident you communist n Cru Chef was told in no uncertain terms
3:59 Cru Chef was told in no uncertain terms
3:59 Cru Chef was told in no uncertain terms that they would not be allowed to go to
4:00 that they would not be allowed to go to
4:00 that they would not be allowed to go to Disneyland since their security detail
4:03 Disneyland since their security detail
4:03 Disneyland since their security detail would not be able to guarantee their
4:05 would not be able to guarantee their
4:05 would not be able to guarantee their safety now maybe it was something he ate
4:07 safety now maybe it was something he ate
4:07 safety now maybe it was something he ate but when word of this got around to Old
4:09 but when word of this got around to Old
4:09 but when word of this got around to Old Cru Chop's table he was
4:12 Cru Chop's table he was
4:12 Cru Chop's table he was pretty grumpy he got up still sort of
4:16 pretty grumpy he got up still sort of
4:16 pretty grumpy he got up still sort of smiling and good natur and said I would
4:18 smiling and good natur and said I would
4:18 smiling and good natur and said I would very much like to visit Disneyland but
4:20 very much like to visit Disneyland but
4:20 very much like to visit Disneyland but you cannot guarantee my safety then he
4:23 you cannot guarantee my safety then he
4:23 you cannot guarantee my safety then he start to get a little cranky and
4:25 start to get a little cranky and
4:25 start to get a little cranky and according to the
4:27 according to the
4:27 according to the newspapers he said what what is it is
4:30 newspapers he said what what is it is
4:30 newspapers he said what what is it is there an epidemic of cola there have
4:33 there an epidemic of cola there have
4:33 there an epidemic of cola there have gangsters taken hold of the place your
4:36 gangsters taken hold of the place your
4:36 gangsters taken hold of the place your policemen are so tough they can leave
4:38 policemen are so tough they can leave
4:38 policemen are so tough they can leave the bull by the horse surely they can
4:40 the bull by the horse surely they can
4:40 the bull by the horse surely they can restore order if there are gangsters
4:42 restore order if there are gangsters
4:42 restore order if there are gangsters there I say I would very much like to
4:44 there I say I would very much like to
4:44 there I say I would very much like to see Disneyland they say we cannot
4:46 see Disneyland they say we cannot
4:46 see Disneyland they say we cannot guarantee your safety then what must
4:48 guarantee your safety then what must
4:48 guarantee your safety then what must they do commit suicide one reporter even
4:51 they do commit suicide one reporter even
4:51 they do commit suicide one reporter even said that he fist punched the air above
4:54 said that he fist punched the air above
4:54 said that he fist punched the air above his red bald face uh-oh we've offended
4:58 his red bald face uh-oh we've offended
4:58 his red bald face uh-oh we've offended the cies here is the man from behind the
5:01 the cies here is the man from behind the
5:01 the cies here is the man from behind the Iron Curtain the boss the big man the
5:04 Iron Curtain the boss the big man the
5:04 Iron Curtain the boss the big man the dictator being told he could not enjoy
5:08 dictator being told he could not enjoy
5:08 dictator being told he could not enjoy the wonderful sights and sounds and
5:11 the wonderful sights and sounds and
5:11 the wonderful sights and sounds and smells of Disneyland wouldn't you be
5:13 smells of Disneyland wouldn't you be
5:13 smells of Disneyland wouldn't you be cranky but after a long awkward silence
5:16 cranky but after a long awkward silence
5:16 cranky but after a long awkward silence kusf realized that it probably wasn't
5:20 kusf realized that it probably wasn't
5:20 kusf realized that it probably wasn't worth starting World War III over and
5:23 worth starting World War III over and
5:23 worth starting World War III over and then tried to backpedal and say well for
5:25 then tried to backpedal and say well for
5:25 then tried to backpedal and say well for me such a situation is inconceivable I
5:28 me such a situation is inconceivable I
5:28 me such a situation is inconceivable I cannot find words to explain this to my
5:30 cannot find words to explain this to my
5:30 cannot find words to explain this to my people sure bro your people oh I'm mad
5:33 people sure bro your people oh I'm mad
5:33 people sure bro your people oh I'm mad because I can't explain it to my people
5:35 because I can't explain it to my people
5:35 because I can't explain it to my people yeah right dude we all know you wanted
5:37 yeah right dude we all know you wanted
5:37 yeah right dude we all know you wanted to ride Dumbo bro it's cool don't cry I
5:40 to ride Dumbo bro it's cool don't cry I
5:40 to ride Dumbo bro it's cool don't cry I would very much like to ride elephant
5:42 would very much like to ride elephant
5:42 would very much like to ride elephant looks like me anyway short story short
5:45 looks like me anyway short story short
5:45 looks like me anyway short story short Nikita Cru the Soviet Premiere was never
5:48 Nikita Cru the Soviet Premiere was never
5:48 Nikita Cru the Soviet Premiere was never able to visit wonderful Disneyland and
5:53 able to visit wonderful Disneyland and
5:53 able to visit wonderful Disneyland and he was never able to shop at the Beloved
5:57 he was never able to shop at the Beloved
5:57 he was never able to shop at the Beloved Disneyland Indian Trading
6:00 Disneyland Indian Trading
6:00 Disneyland Indian Trading post but we'll talk about that later
6:02 post but we'll talk about that later
6:02 post but we'll talk about that later after the banquet scorus took kusf and
6:05 after the banquet scorus took kusf and
6:05 after the banquet scorus took kusf and his wife to go watch the filming of the
6:07 his wife to go watch the filming of the
6:07 his wife to go watch the filming of the musical can can which was not exactly
6:11 musical can can which was not exactly
6:11 musical can can which was not exactly appreciated by Mrs Cru Chef although old
6:16 appreciated by Mrs Cru Chef although old
6:16 appreciated by Mrs Cru Chef although old Baldi seemed to like it so instead of an
6:19 Baldi seemed to like it so instead of an
6:19 Baldi seemed to like it so instead of an Explorer canoe Cru chef and Mrs Cru Chef
6:22 Explorer canoe Cru chef and Mrs Cru Chef
6:22 Explorer canoe Cru chef and Mrs Cru Chef hopped on the first plane back to
6:24 hopped on the first plane back to
6:24 hopped on the first plane back to Washington DC leaving Hollywood and
6:27 Washington DC leaving Hollywood and
6:27 Washington DC leaving Hollywood and Disneyland behind of course this gave
6:29 Disneyland behind of course this gave
6:29 Disneyland behind of course this gave rise to the urban legend that Walt
6:31 rise to the urban legend that Walt
6:31 rise to the urban legend that Walt Disney hated Communists which is
6:34 Disney hated Communists which is
6:34 Disney hated Communists which is actually 100% true Walt Disney did hate
6:37 actually 100% true Walt Disney did hate
6:37 actually 100% true Walt Disney did hate Communists he blamed them for the 1941
6:40 Communists he blamed them for the 1941
6:40 Communists he blamed them for the 1941 animator strike at the Disney Studios
6:42 animator strike at the Disney Studios
6:42 animator strike at the Disney Studios that almost
6:43 that almost
6:43 that almost destroyed his career but contrary to
6:46 destroyed his career but contrary to
6:46 destroyed his career but contrary to popular belief it was not Walt Disney
6:48 popular belief it was not Walt Disney
6:48 popular belief it was not Walt Disney who refused KF entry into Disneyland it
6:52 who refused KF entry into Disneyland it
6:52 who refused KF entry into Disneyland it was simply a security concern cuz you
6:55 was simply a security concern cuz you
6:55 was simply a security concern cuz you know that Mickey Mouse fellow he loves
6:57 know that Mickey Mouse fellow he loves
6:57 know that Mickey Mouse fellow he loves America and he could be pretty Danger
7:06 so there you have it folks the story of
7:06 so there you have it folks the story of how
7:07 how
7:07 how Disneyland almost started a Cold War era
7:10 Disneyland almost started a Cold War era
7:10 Disneyland almost started a Cold War era international incident which ended up
7:14 international incident which ended up
7:14 international incident which ended up merely being a newspaper incident but
7:16 merely being a newspaper incident but
7:16 merely being a newspaper incident but could have been much worse they got
7:18 could have been much worse they got
7:18 could have been much worse they got nukes you know nukes the Communists
7:23 nukes you know nukes the Communists
7:23 nukes you know nukes the Communists don't worry here in Disneyland we know
7:25 don't worry here in Disneyland we know
7:25 don't worry here in Disneyland we know how to take care of commies by the time
7:27 how to take care of commies by the time
7:27 how to take care of commies by the time Cru Chef got out to DC to kick it with
7:30 Cru Chef got out to DC to kick it with
7:30 Cru Chef got out to DC to kick it with Eisenhower he was pretty much over the
7:32 Eisenhower he was pretty much over the
7:32 Eisenhower he was pretty much over the whole deal and the two men sat down and
7:34 whole deal and the two men sat down and
7:34 whole deal and the two men sat down and talked and when he went home cruff told
7:36 talked and when he went home cruff told
7:36 talked and when he went home cruff told the Russian people that he very much
7:38 the Russian people that he very much
7:38 the Russian people that he very much liked Eisenhower the person and they
7:41 liked Eisenhower the person and they
7:41 liked Eisenhower the person and they thought they could get along plans were
7:43 thought they could get along plans were
7:43 thought they could get along plans were made for Eisenhower to actually come and
7:45 made for Eisenhower to actually come and
7:45 made for Eisenhower to actually come and visit the Soviet Union but they fell
7:47 visit the Soviet Union but they fell
7:47 visit the Soviet Union but they fell through when one of our you two spy
7:49 through when one of our you two spy
7:49 through when one of our you two spy planes was shot down over Russia and the
7:52 planes was shot down over Russia and the
7:52 planes was shot down over Russia and the Cold War got Frosty all over again
7:56 Cold War got Frosty all over again
7:56 Cold War got Frosty all over again luckily communism is mostly dead now so
7:59 luckily communism is mostly dead now so
7:59 luckily communism is mostly dead now so unless you're a North Korean you may
8:02 unless you're a North Korean you may
8:02 unless you're a North Korean you may come and enjoy Disneyland today in all
8:05 come and enjoy Disneyland today in all
8:05 come and enjoy Disneyland today in all its fine
8:07 its fine
8:07 its fine Glory at least Gremlin is not no
8:11 Glory at least Gremlin is not no
8:11 Glory at least Gremlin is not no commies here just Ducks unless they are
8:14 commies here just Ducks unless they are
8:14 commies here just Ducks unless they are commi
8:22 ducks so come on out here have some duck
8:22 ducks so come on out here have some duck side dining should to subscribe to the
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8:27 videos and I will see you next week
8:27 videos and I will see you next week goodbye come RS
8:47 where's the Chris Che
8:47 where's the Chris Che p