About THE LAST JEDI and I (SPOILERS)
AHHH!!! I'm so confused still - and I can't do anything else until I get this out of the way because everyone keeps asking me what I think of the last Jedi! So here it is! MANY MANY MANY SPOILERS AHEAD
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hello friends you've probably been
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hello friends you've probably been wondering where I've been lately there's
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wondering where I've been lately there's
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wondering where I've been lately there's been so many fewer adventures than
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been so many fewer adventures than
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been so many fewer adventures than normal and there's a reason that I've
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normal and there's a reason that I've
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normal and there's a reason that I've been staying away and that reason can be
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been staying away and that reason can be
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been staying away and that reason can be explained in three simple words the last
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explained in three simple words the last
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explained in three simple words the last jetta oh that's right I'm talking about
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jetta oh that's right I'm talking about
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jetta oh that's right I'm talking about Star Wars so as you all know I am a huge
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Star Wars so as you all know I am a huge
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Star Wars so as you all know I am a huge Star Wars fan I would say even that out
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Star Wars fan I would say even that out
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Star Wars fan I would say even that out of all the celebrities in the world I
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of all the celebrities in the world I
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of all the celebrities in the world I can run into there are very very few
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can run into there are very very few
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can run into there are very very few other than the cast of the original Star
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other than the cast of the original Star
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other than the cast of the original Star Wars
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Wars
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Wars I would even fanboy over ever sure I
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I would even fanboy over ever sure I
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I would even fanboy over ever sure I like a lot of other movies I like the
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like a lot of other movies I like the
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like a lot of other movies I like the old Ninja Turtle movies I like Michael
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old Ninja Turtle movies I like Michael
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old Ninja Turtle movies I like Michael Keaton's Batman huge Back to the Future
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Keaton's Batman huge Back to the Future
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Keaton's Batman huge Back to the Future fan huge Indiana Jones fan but Star Wars
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fan huge Indiana Jones fan but Star Wars
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fan huge Indiana Jones fan but Star Wars the original Star Wars trilogy has
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the original Star Wars trilogy has
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the original Star Wars trilogy has always taken the cake so I've had to
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always taken the cake so I've had to
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always taken the cake so I've had to keep my feelings and my thoughts
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keep my feelings and my thoughts
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keep my feelings and my thoughts completely locked up this entire time
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completely locked up this entire time
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completely locked up this entire time firstly because I don't want to spoil
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firstly because I don't want to spoil
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firstly because I don't want to spoil the last Jedi for anyone and I knew if
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the last Jedi for anyone and I knew if
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the last Jedi for anyone and I knew if that between December fighters of 14th
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that between December fighters of 14th
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that between December fighters of 14th when it came out and now I needed to
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when it came out and now I needed to
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when it came out and now I needed to just keep my mouth shut for the first at
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just keep my mouth shut for the first at
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just keep my mouth shut for the first at least 10 days if not close to 2 weeks of
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least 10 days if not close to 2 weeks of
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least 10 days if not close to 2 weeks of the new Star Wars movie I knew I just I
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the new Star Wars movie I knew I just I
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the new Star Wars movie I knew I just I did keep your mouth shut or you're going
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did keep your mouth shut or you're going
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did keep your mouth shut or you're going to spoil it for other people you're
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to spoil it for other people you're
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to spoil it for other people you're gonna leak something you're gonna tweet
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gonna leak something you're gonna tweet
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gonna leak something you're gonna tweet something just but what I wasn't
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something just but what I wasn't
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something just but what I wasn't expecting and turned out to be just as
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expecting and turned out to be just as
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expecting and turned out to be just as significant really is that I needed some
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significant really is that I needed some
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significant really is that I needed some time to process the movie now it seems
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time to process the movie now it seems
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time to process the movie now it seems crazy right guys I haven't been around
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crazy right guys I haven't been around
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crazy right guys I haven't been around much because of a movie a silly sci-fi
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much because of a movie a silly sci-fi
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much because of a movie a silly sci-fi movie but it turned out that I needed
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movie but it turned out that I needed
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movie but it turned out that I needed some serious time and I'll explain why
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some serious time and I'll explain why
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some serious time and I'll explain why in just a second first I have to let you
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in just a second first I have to let you
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in just a second first I have to let you all know that there are spoilers ahead I
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all know that there are spoilers ahead I
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all know that there are spoilers ahead I will hold nothing back if you have not
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will hold nothing back if you have not
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will hold nothing back if you have not seen Star Wars the last Jedi get the
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seen Star Wars the last Jedi get the
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seen Star Wars the last Jedi get the heck away from this get off the internet
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heck away from this get off the internet
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heck away from this get off the internet and go see Star Wars the last Jedi if
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and go see Star Wars the last Jedi if
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and go see Star Wars the last Jedi if you ever want to be surprised by
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you ever want to be surprised by
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you ever want to be surprised by anything that ever happens in that movie
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anything that ever happens in that movie
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anything that ever happens in that movie why are you on the internet at all
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why are you on the internet at all
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why are you on the internet at all that's what I always think about
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that's what I always think about
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that's what I always think about spoilers people get so feisty and so
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spoilers people get so feisty and so
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spoilers people get so feisty and so angry if you post a picture or talk
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angry if you post a picture or talk
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angry if you post a picture or talk about anything you're watching lately oh
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about anything you're watching lately oh
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about anything you're watching lately oh man it's the Internet man if anything is
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man it's the Internet man if anything is
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man it's the Internet man if anything is that important to you you got to really
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that important to you you got to really
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that important to you you got to really be careful what you look at you know
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be careful what you look at you know
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be careful what you look at you know definitely don't go on social media but
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definitely don't go on social media but
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definitely don't go on social media but you had some time to see it so hopefully
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you had some time to see it so hopefully
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you had some time to see it so hopefully I won't be spoiling anything for anybody
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I won't be spoiling anything for anybody
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I won't be spoiling anything for anybody you
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you
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you I've been warned click away now go away
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I've been warned click away now go away
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I've been warned click away now go away if you haven't seen this movie unless
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if you haven't seen this movie unless
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if you haven't seen this movie unless you just don't care and you're just
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you just don't care and you're just
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you just don't care and you're just gonna never see it anyway you guys Star
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gonna never see it anyway you guys Star
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gonna never see it anyway you guys Star Wars the original trilogy of Star Wars
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Wars the original trilogy of Star Wars
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Wars the original trilogy of Star Wars is my favorite thing the original movie
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is my favorite thing the original movie
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is my favorite thing the original movie Star Wars or as they call it now a new
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Star Wars or as they call it now a new
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Star Wars or as they call it now a new hope changed my life
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hope changed my life
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hope changed my life when I saw that movie totally blew my
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when I saw that movie totally blew my
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when I saw that movie totally blew my mind apart my dad wouldn't let us watch
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mind apart my dad wouldn't let us watch
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mind apart my dad wouldn't let us watch Star Wars till he felt like we were old
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Star Wars till he felt like we were old
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Star Wars till he felt like we were old enough to really get it and really
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enough to really get it and really
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enough to really get it and really understand it that's how big of a deal
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understand it that's how big of a deal
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understand it that's how big of a deal it was in my house and when we finally
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it was in my house and when we finally
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it was in my house and when we finally popped that sweet sweet VHS tape into
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popped that sweet sweet VHS tape into
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popped that sweet sweet VHS tape into the VCR and watched Star Wars for the
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the VCR and watched Star Wars for the
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the VCR and watched Star Wars for the first time on a little square screen in
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first time on a little square screen in
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first time on a little square screen in my house my mind exploded it was the
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my house my mind exploded it was the
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my house my mind exploded it was the single greatest thing I had ever seen in
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single greatest thing I had ever seen in
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single greatest thing I had ever seen in my life when then of course maybe the
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my life when then of course maybe the
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my life when then of course maybe the greatest movie made of all time the
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greatest movie made of all time the
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greatest movie made of all time the Empire Strikes Back to follow it up with
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Empire Strikes Back to follow it up with
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Empire Strikes Back to follow it up with after the Empire Strikes Back my mom
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after the Empire Strikes Back my mom
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after the Empire Strikes Back my mom made sure that we had to go to bed
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made sure that we had to go to bed
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made sure that we had to go to bed sometime but the next morning we woke up
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sometime but the next morning we woke up
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sometime but the next morning we woke up I can still vividly picture that
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I can still vividly picture that
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I can still vividly picture that Saturday morning of my brother my dad
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Saturday morning of my brother my dad
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Saturday morning of my brother my dad and I sitting there watching Return of
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and I sitting there watching Return of
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and I sitting there watching Return of the Jedi now I was born the same here
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the Jedi now I was born the same here
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the Jedi now I was born the same here that Return of the Jedi came out which
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that Return of the Jedi came out which
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that Return of the Jedi came out which means that I grew up during the dark
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means that I grew up during the dark
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means that I grew up during the dark times of Star Wars between 1985 and
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times of Star Wars between 1985 and
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times of Star Wars between 1985 and basically 1995 there was no Star Wars
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basically 1995 there was no Star Wars
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basically 1995 there was no Star Wars merchandise available on the shelves
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merchandise available on the shelves
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merchandise available on the shelves just the VHS tapes and that was pretty
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just the VHS tapes and that was pretty
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just the VHS tapes and that was pretty much it then of course in 1995 new Star
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much it then of course in 1995 new Star
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much it then of course in 1995 new Star Wars toys hit the shelves and even
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Wars toys hit the shelves and even
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Wars toys hit the shelves and even though I was a little too old to be
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though I was a little too old to be
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though I was a little too old to be buying action figures I bought them all
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buying action figures I bought them all
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buying action figures I bought them all then in 1997 the Star Wars movies were
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then in 1997 the Star Wars movies were
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then in 1997 the Star Wars movies were re-released in the theatres yes they
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re-released in the theatres yes they
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re-released in the theatres yes they were special editions and some people
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were special editions and some people
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were special editions and some people didn't like them but for me it was my
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didn't like them but for me it was my
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didn't like them but for me it was my first time seeing Star Wars on the big
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first time seeing Star Wars on the big
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first time seeing Star Wars on the big screen in widescreen so phenomenal I
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screen in widescreen so phenomenal I
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screen in widescreen so phenomenal I can't tell you how many times we went
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can't tell you how many times we went
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can't tell you how many times we went back to the Cinna dome here in Orange
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back to the Cinna dome here in Orange
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back to the Cinna dome here in Orange County which is long gone now and watch
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County which is long gone now and watch
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County which is long gone now and watch those movies over and over and over
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those movies over and over and over
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those movies over and over and over again oh my gosh life-changing and then
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again oh my gosh life-changing and then
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again oh my gosh life-changing and then next of course they announced there
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next of course they announced there
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next of course they announced there would be three more Star Wars movies
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would be three more Star Wars movies
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would be three more Star Wars movies more Star Wars movies and they're gonna
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more Star Wars movies and they're gonna
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more Star Wars movies and they're gonna tell the complete story of Darth Vader
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tell the complete story of Darth Vader
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tell the complete story of Darth Vader there would be literally impossible to
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there would be literally impossible to
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there would be literally impossible to explain to a young person today how
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explain to a young person today how
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explain to a young person today how excited that I was and then my friends I
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excited that I was and then my friends I
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excited that I was and then my friends I watched that episode one came out and it
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watched that episode one came out and it
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watched that episode one came out and it was kind of confusing there were special
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was kind of confusing there were special
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was kind of confusing there were special effects we'd never seen before there
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effects we'd never seen before there
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effects we'd never seen before there were new characters there were new
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were new characters there were new
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were new characters there were new planets new things but it was kind of
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planets new things but it was kind of
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planets new things but it was kind of lame but we were like you know it's the
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lame but we were like you know it's the
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lame but we were like you know it's the first part of a new trilogy he's going
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first part of a new trilogy he's going
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first part of a new trilogy he's going somewhere with this it's a little more
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somewhere with this it's a little more
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somewhere with this it's a little more for kids maybe because there's Anakin
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for kids maybe because there's Anakin
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for kids maybe because there's Anakin there's charge rock that's a little bit
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there's charge rock that's a little bit
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there's charge rock that's a little bit more or maybe adult because there's
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more or maybe adult because there's
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more or maybe adult because there's trade negotiations and strangeness no
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trade negotiations and strangeness no
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trade negotiations and strangeness no matter we thought episode 2 is coming
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matter we thought episode 2 is coming
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matter we thought episode 2 is coming out we're gonna see some sick Darth
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out we're gonna see some sick Darth
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out we're gonna see some sick Darth Vader scenes now no Darth Vader scenes
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Vader scenes now no Darth Vader scenes
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Vader scenes now no Darth Vader scenes instead we got a really weird love story
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instead we got a really weird love story
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instead we got a really weird love story we found out that Anakin hates sand I
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we found out that Anakin hates sand I
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we found out that Anakin hates sand I don't like saying I don't like sand or
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don't like saying I don't like sand or
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don't like saying I don't like sand or mud now let me say at this point that I
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mud now let me say at this point that I
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mud now let me say at this point that I am NOT one of those peoples where when I
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am NOT one of those peoples where when I
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am NOT one of those peoples where when I dislike something I'm saying that it's
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dislike something I'm saying that it's
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dislike something I'm saying that it's stupid and that nobody else should like
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stupid and that nobody else should like
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stupid and that nobody else should like it I totally understand that other
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it I totally understand that other
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it I totally understand that other people love the Star Wars prequel
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people love the Star Wars prequel
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people love the Star Wars prequel especially anyone younger than me I get
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especially anyone younger than me I get
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especially anyone younger than me I get it there's there's people out there who
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it there's there's people out there who
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it there's there's people out there who really enjoy those movies even my own
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really enjoy those movies even my own
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really enjoy those movies even my own dad's like I don't think they were that
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dad's like I don't think they were that
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dad's like I don't think they were that bad you know I put them on I turn off my
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bad you know I put them on I turn off my
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bad you know I put them on I turn off my brain I eat some popcorn there's some
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brain I eat some popcorn there's some
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brain I eat some popcorn there's some flashy special effects I'm into it
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flashy special effects I'm into it
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flashy special effects I'm into it that's totally fine that is cool with me
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that's totally fine that is cool with me
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that's totally fine that is cool with me I get it some people don't like the
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I get it some people don't like the
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I get it some people don't like the Ewoks I love the Ewok I've never been
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Ewoks I love the Ewok I've never been
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Ewoks I love the Ewok I've never been one of those people who thinks that
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one of those people who thinks that
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one of those people who thinks that people that don't have the same opinion
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people that don't have the same opinion
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people that don't have the same opinion as me are wrong we just have a different
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as me are wrong we just have a different
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as me are wrong we just have a different way of looking at things you know so I
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way of looking at things you know so I
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way of looking at things you know so I was personally disappointed in Episode
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was personally disappointed in Episode
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was personally disappointed in Episode two attack of the clones of course I
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two attack of the clones of course I
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two attack of the clones of course I still saw episode 1 & 2 at least 10
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still saw episode 1 & 2 at least 10
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still saw episode 1 & 2 at least 10 times in the theater and still bought
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times in the theater and still bought
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times in the theater and still bought them immediately Revenge of the Sith
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them immediately Revenge of the Sith
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them immediately Revenge of the Sith came out the third Star Wars prequel
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came out the third Star Wars prequel
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came out the third Star Wars prequel movie everybody was stoked a lot of
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movie everybody was stoked a lot of
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movie everybody was stoked a lot of people actually really like that movie
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people actually really like that movie
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people actually really like that movie who didn't like the first two in that
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who didn't like the first two in that
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who didn't like the first two in that trilogy I only saw it once in the
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trilogy I only saw it once in the
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trilogy I only saw it once in the theater
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theater
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theater that's how disappointed that I was I
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that's how disappointed that I was I
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that's how disappointed that I was I didn't I didn't like it
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now some parts of the prequels over the
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now some parts of the prequels over the years have grown on me and I accept them
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years have grown on me and I accept them
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years have grown on me and I accept them into the storyline but I'd rather not
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into the storyline but I'd rather not
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into the storyline but I'd rather not watch them
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watch them
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watch them I just don't personally grown up and you
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I just don't personally grown up and you
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I just don't personally grown up and you don't mind very offensive grown-up
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don't mind very offensive grown-up
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don't mind very offensive grown-up language the red letter media review of
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language the red letter media review of
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language the red letter media review of the blanket reviews of the prequels that
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the blanket reviews of the prequels that
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the blanket reviews of the prequels that is pretty much spot-on with how I feel
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is pretty much spot-on with how I feel
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is pretty much spot-on with how I feel about the prequels I don't like saying
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about the prequels I don't like saying
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about the prequels I don't like saying and then of course they were done making
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and then of course they were done making
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and then of course they were done making Star Wars I'm sorry for this rehash I'm
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Star Wars I'm sorry for this rehash I'm
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Star Wars I'm sorry for this rehash I'm just try to let you guys know where my
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just try to let you guys know where my
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just try to let you guys know where my feelings were at you know with the Star
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feelings were at you know with the Star
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feelings were at you know with the Star Wars universe so I thought Star Wars was
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Wars universe so I thought Star Wars was
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Wars universe so I thought Star Wars was done and maybe that's okay I've got my
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done and maybe that's okay I've got my
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done and maybe that's okay I've got my trilogy the new kids have their trilogy
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trilogy the new kids have their trilogy
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trilogy the new kids have their trilogy it's all fine and then Disney bought
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it's all fine and then Disney bought
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it's all fine and then Disney bought Star Wars and they said they're making
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Star Wars and they said they're making
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Star Wars and they said they're making new Star Wars can expect a new feature
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new Star Wars can expect a new feature
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new Star Wars can expect a new feature film Star Wars Episode seven in theaters
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film Star Wars Episode seven in theaters
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film Star Wars Episode seven in theaters worldwide in 2050 I went to see the
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worldwide in 2050 I went to see the
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worldwide in 2050 I went to see the force awakens and you know what I liked
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force awakens and you know what I liked
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force awakens and you know what I liked it I said it's not gonna be my Star Wars
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it I said it's not gonna be my Star Wars
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it I said it's not gonna be my Star Wars I get that they're gonna make a new Star
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I get that they're gonna make a new Star
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I get that they're gonna make a new Star Wars for a new generation with a new
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Wars for a new generation with a new
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Wars for a new generation with a new group of people and I went in I saw the
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group of people and I went in I saw the
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group of people and I went in I saw the force awakens and it was pretty good I
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force awakens and it was pretty good I
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force awakens and it was pretty good I mean it was okay it was kind of a rehash
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mean it was okay it was kind of a rehash
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mean it was okay it was kind of a rehash of the first movie I get that though cuz
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of the first movie I get that though cuz
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of the first movie I get that though cuz it's a soft reboot of the franchise of
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it's a soft reboot of the franchise of
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it's a soft reboot of the franchise of course spoiler alert
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course spoiler alert
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course spoiler alert han Solo dies which was a little bit
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han Solo dies which was a little bit
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han Solo dies which was a little bit emotional but not too emotional because
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emotional but not too emotional because
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emotional but not too emotional because I figured that if Harrison Ford was
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I figured that if Harrison Ford was
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I figured that if Harrison Ford was getting going in another Star Wars movie
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getting going in another Star Wars movie
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getting going in another Star Wars movie it was only so he could finally get to
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it was only so he could finally get to
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it was only so he could finally get to kill Han Solo that's what he always
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kill Han Solo that's what he always
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kill Han Solo that's what he always wanted right I knew that I would never
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wanted right I knew that I would never
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wanted right I knew that I would never have the emotional attachment to it that
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have the emotional attachment to it that
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have the emotional attachment to it that I would for you know Luke Skywalker and
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I would for you know Luke Skywalker and
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I would for you know Luke Skywalker and Han Solo in the original movies but I
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Han Solo in the original movies but I
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Han Solo in the original movies but I was pretty hopeful for what was gonna
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was pretty hopeful for what was gonna
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was pretty hopeful for what was gonna come next I was also kind of afraid
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come next I was also kind of afraid
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come next I was also kind of afraid there was a lot of stuff in the force
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there was a lot of stuff in the force
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there was a lot of stuff in the force awakens that I wasn't particularly fond
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awakens that I wasn't particularly fond
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awakens that I wasn't particularly fond of even though I was like I'm gonna let
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of even though I was like I'm gonna let
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of even though I was like I'm gonna let it go I'm just gonna enjoy this as a fan
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it go I'm just gonna enjoy this as a fan
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it go I'm just gonna enjoy this as a fan I'm not gonna be too nitpicky there was
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I'm not gonna be too nitpicky there was
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I'm not gonna be too nitpicky there was still some stuff that I was like I
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still some stuff that I was like I
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still some stuff that I was like I wouldn't have chosen to go that
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wouldn't have chosen to go that
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wouldn't have chosen to go that direction you know so you know I kind of
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direction you know so you know I kind of
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direction you know so you know I kind of figured it'll probably be good and
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figured it'll probably be good and
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figured it'll probably be good and there's probably some stuff that I won't
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there's probably some stuff that I won't
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there's probably some stuff that I won't one but I was very very excited for it
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one but I was very very excited for it
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one but I was very very excited for it anyways for one reason
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anyways for one reason
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anyways for one reason Luke freaking Skywalker was back and let
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Luke freaking Skywalker was back and let
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Luke freaking Skywalker was back and let me explain something to you about Luke
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me explain something to you about Luke
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me explain something to you about Luke Skywalker if you're an original trilogy
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Skywalker if you're an original trilogy
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Skywalker if you're an original trilogy kid if you grew up with the original
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kid if you grew up with the original
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kid if you grew up with the original trilogy and nothing about the original
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trilogy and nothing about the original
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trilogy and nothing about the original trilogy
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trilogy
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trilogy Luke Skywalker is your hero masala maybe
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Luke Skywalker is your hero masala maybe
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Luke Skywalker is your hero masala maybe the character everybody wishes they were
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the character everybody wishes they were
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the character everybody wishes they were you know everybody wishes they were a
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you know everybody wishes they were a
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you know everybody wishes they were a han Solo but in reality everyone pretty
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han Solo but in reality everyone pretty
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han Solo but in reality everyone pretty much trying to is a Luke you know just a
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much trying to is a Luke you know just a
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much trying to is a Luke you know just a scruffy young lad from a farm dreaming
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scruffy young lad from a farm dreaming
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scruffy young lad from a farm dreaming of adventure and excitement he wants to
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of adventure and excitement he wants to
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of adventure and excitement he wants to go off on a mythical quest sometimes he
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go off on a mythical quest sometimes he
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go off on a mythical quest sometimes he can be a little bit whiny you know Luke
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can be a little bit whiny you know Luke
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can be a little bit whiny you know Luke Skywalker was the guy he came from
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Skywalker was the guy he came from
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Skywalker was the guy he came from nothing he was a nobody like all of us
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nothing he was a nobody like all of us
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nothing he was a nobody like all of us you know dreaming of someday I'll get
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you know dreaming of someday I'll get
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you know dreaming of someday I'll get out of here and do something great and
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he won the Star Wars almost
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he won the Star Wars almost single-handedly Luke Skywalker was the
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single-handedly Luke Skywalker was the
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single-handedly Luke Skywalker was the Star Wars now if you're a prequel kid
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Star Wars now if you're a prequel kid
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Star Wars now if you're a prequel kid and you like the Clone Wars and all that
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and you like the Clone Wars and all that
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and you like the Clone Wars and all that stuff Anakin Ashok all these characters
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stuff Anakin Ashok all these characters
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stuff Anakin Ashok all these characters I get it you know you've had a lot of
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I get it you know you've had a lot of
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I get it you know you've had a lot of different avatars for the Star Wars
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different avatars for the Star Wars
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different avatars for the Star Wars world you've had your pick but in the
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world you've had your pick but in the
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world you've had your pick but in the 80s in the early 90s you saw Star Wars
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80s in the early 90s you saw Star Wars
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80s in the early 90s you saw Star Wars through the eyes of Luke Skywalker this
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through the eyes of Luke Skywalker this
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through the eyes of Luke Skywalker this was your avatar this was the guy you
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was your avatar this was the guy you
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was your avatar this was the guy you were in Star Wars you know what I mean
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were in Star Wars you know what I mean
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were in Star Wars you know what I mean this is the guy you were Luke Skywalker
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this is the guy you were Luke Skywalker
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this is the guy you were Luke Skywalker you went on the hero's journey with him
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you went on the hero's journey with him
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you went on the hero's journey with him you wanted to be Han Solo you'll wanted
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you wanted to be Han Solo you'll wanted
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you wanted to be Han Solo you'll wanted to get the princess but let's face it
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to get the princess but let's face it
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to get the princess but let's face it you were Luke Skywalker
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you were Luke Skywalker
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you were Luke Skywalker dude so I was excited be yond bully I
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dude so I was excited be yond bully I
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dude so I was excited be yond bully I mean seriously to an unholy ridiculous
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mean seriously to an unholy ridiculous
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mean seriously to an unholy ridiculous completely unreasonable level that Luke
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completely unreasonable level that Luke
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completely unreasonable level that Luke Skywalker I'm sorry about your cloak
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Skywalker I'm sorry about your cloak
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Skywalker I'm sorry about your cloak there buddy Luke Skywalker was returning
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there buddy Luke Skywalker was returning
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there buddy Luke Skywalker was returning to the Star Wars franchise and in this
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to the Star Wars franchise and in this
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to the Star Wars franchise and in this movie he would finally speak some line
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movie he would finally speak some line
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movie he would finally speak some line now undoubtedly just look at that
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now undoubtedly just look at that
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now undoubtedly just look at that you knew Luke Skywalker was gonna go
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you knew Luke Skywalker was gonna go
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you knew Luke Skywalker was gonna go through some changes you knew he
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through some changes you knew he
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through some changes you knew he wouldn't be the same old farm boy Luke
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wouldn't be the same old farm boy Luke
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wouldn't be the same old farm boy Luke but I did not care I just wanted to see
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but I did not care I just wanted to see
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but I did not care I just wanted to see my hero in a Star Wars movie again
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my hero in a Star Wars movie again
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my hero in a Star Wars movie again that's what I thought going into the
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that's what I thought going into the
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that's what I thought going into the theater I was excited I thought you know
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theater I was excited I thought you know
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theater I was excited I thought you know why they might blow it with this one who
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why they might blow it with this one who
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why they might blow it with this one who knows but I'm at least going to like
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knows but I'm at least going to like
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knows but I'm at least going to like seeing Luke Skywalker on screen and then
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seeing Luke Skywalker on screen and then
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seeing Luke Skywalker on screen and then my friends and the
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my friends and the
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my friends and the and I went to see Star Wars Episode
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and I went to see Star Wars Episode
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and I went to see Star Wars Episode eight last gen one final morning there
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eight last gen one final morning there
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eight last gen one final morning there are a billion spoilers ahead I went into
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are a billion spoilers ahead I went into
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are a billion spoilers ahead I went into the theater and lo and behold I saw Luke
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the theater and lo and behold I saw Luke
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the theater and lo and behold I saw Luke Skywalker on screen I can my heart was
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Skywalker on screen I can my heart was
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Skywalker on screen I can my heart was so full of all kinds of emotions the
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so full of all kinds of emotions the
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so full of all kinds of emotions the movie is going Luke is talking Luke is
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movie is going Luke is talking Luke is
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movie is going Luke is talking Luke is doing stuff and then the movie ended and
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doing stuff and then the movie ended and
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doing stuff and then the movie ended and I walked out of the theater and I was so
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I walked out of the theater and I was so
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I walked out of the theater and I was so angry oh I would saw wait I wasn't even
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angry oh I would saw wait I wasn't even
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angry oh I would saw wait I wasn't even kylo Ren fit of rage angry I was strong
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kylo Ren fit of rage angry I was strong
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kylo Ren fit of rage angry I was strong with the dark side of the force dead
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with the dark side of the force dead
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with the dark side of the force dead silent angry I didn't even think about
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silent angry I didn't even think about
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silent angry I didn't even think about what had happened in the movie anymore
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what had happened in the movie anymore
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what had happened in the movie anymore like but the last scenes of the movie
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like but the last scenes of the movie
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like but the last scenes of the movie made me so angry I'm talking about the
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made me so angry I'm talking about the
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made me so angry I'm talking about the first time I watched it now made me so
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first time I watched it now made me so
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first time I watched it now made me so angry I couldn't remember what happened
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angry I couldn't remember what happened
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angry I couldn't remember what happened I couldn't think of the plot I I
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I couldn't think of the plot I I
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I couldn't think of the plot I I couldn't think of how beautiful all the
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couldn't think of how beautiful all the
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couldn't think of how beautiful all the scenes were or any I just I was so angry
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scenes were or any I just I was so angry
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scenes were or any I just I was so angry I didn't even expect to be angry keep in
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I didn't even expect to be angry keep in
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I didn't even expect to be angry keep in mind I went in the theater thinking this
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mind I went in the theater thinking this
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mind I went in the theater thinking this movie might totally suck but at least
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movie might totally suck but at least
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movie might totally suck but at least I'll get to see a little bit of Luke hey
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I'll get to see a little bit of Luke hey
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I'll get to see a little bit of Luke hey who knows they might kill him off you
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who knows they might kill him off you
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who knows they might kill him off you know whatever happens I'm gonna be fine
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know whatever happens I'm gonna be fine
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know whatever happens I'm gonna be fine I just want to see Mark Hamill be Luke
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I just want to see Mark Hamill be Luke
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I just want to see Mark Hamill be Luke but when I left that movie theater the
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but when I left that movie theater the
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but when I left that movie theater the first time I felt like I didn't see my
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first time I felt like I didn't see my
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first time I felt like I didn't see my Luke I just saw that Luke right there I
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Luke I just saw that Luke right there I
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Luke I just saw that Luke right there I did not know what to do with myself I
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did not know what to do with myself I
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did not know what to do with myself I mean literally for days for days I did
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mean literally for days for days I did
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mean literally for days for days I did not know what to do with myself normally
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not know what to do with myself normally
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not know what to do with myself normally even with rogue one which I was like
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even with rogue one which I was like
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even with rogue one which I was like okay fifty-fifty on I went and saw that
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okay fifty-fifty on I went and saw that
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okay fifty-fifty on I went and saw that movie again like right away and I saw it
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movie again like right away and I saw it
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movie again like right away and I saw it again right away with the last Jedi I
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again right away with the last Jedi I
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again right away with the last Jedi I knew I was gonna see it again I just I
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knew I was gonna see it again I just I
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knew I was gonna see it again I just I couldn't I couldn't even go back and I
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couldn't I couldn't even go back and I
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couldn't I couldn't even go back and I couldn't even I needed some time I still
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couldn't even I needed some time I still
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couldn't even I needed some time I still need some time
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need some time
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need some time final spoiler alert they killed Luke
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final spoiler alert they killed Luke
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final spoiler alert they killed Luke Skywalker he died that is 100% all I
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Skywalker he died that is 100% all I
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Skywalker he died that is 100% all I could think of did they killed him they
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could think of did they killed him they
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could think of did they killed him they brought him back they did this whole
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brought him back they did this whole
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brought him back they did this whole story where he ran away on an island and
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story where he ran away on an island and
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story where he ran away on an island and he was all upset and he didn't
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he was all upset and he didn't
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he was all upset and he didn't what the Jedi to go on and he had made a
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what the Jedi to go on and he had made a
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what the Jedi to go on and he had made a mistake and he was sad and I was like
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mistake and he was sad and I was like
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mistake and he was sad and I was like that's not very Lukesh I feel like okay
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that's not very Lukesh I feel like okay
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that's not very Lukesh I feel like okay I'm something you know he must've been a
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I'm something you know he must've been a
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I'm something you know he must've been a little traumatized there to run away but
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little traumatized there to run away but
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little traumatized there to run away but that's fine I'm going with it cuz
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that's fine I'm going with it cuz
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that's fine I'm going with it cuz they're gonna give you a redemption
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they're gonna give you a redemption
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they're gonna give you a redemption story and sure enough Luke Skywalker
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story and sure enough Luke Skywalker
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story and sure enough Luke Skywalker shows up at that final battle on the
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shows up at that final battle on the
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shows up at that final battle on the salty planet of crate and he's standing
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salty planet of crate and he's standing
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salty planet of crate and he's standing out there with kylo Ren and you think oh
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out there with kylo Ren and you think oh
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out there with kylo Ren and you think oh my gosh Luke is redeemed he's back he's
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my gosh Luke is redeemed he's back he's
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my gosh Luke is redeemed he's back he's our hero
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our hero
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our hero then you think kylo Ren slices Luke in
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then you think kylo Ren slices Luke in
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then you think kylo Ren slices Luke in half and you're like oh my god they
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half and you're like oh my god they
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half and you're like oh my god they killed him but at the same time you're
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killed him but at the same time you're
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killed him but at the same time you're kind of cool with it because you're like
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kind of cool with it because you're like
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kind of cool with it because you're like Luke is so brave and he was so awesome
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Luke is so brave and he was so awesome
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Luke is so brave and he was so awesome if you thought anything at all because
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if you thought anything at all because
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if you thought anything at all because it's going so fast and then you see Luke
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it's going so fast and then you see Luke
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it's going so fast and then you see Luke isn't even there he's back on ahh-choo
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isn't even there he's back on ahh-choo
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isn't even there he's back on ahh-choo you know the sneezy planet octo or
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you know the sneezy planet octo or
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you know the sneezy planet octo or whatever he's back there on that rock
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whatever he's back there on that rock
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whatever he's back there on that rock fully leggy doing Jedi stuff but oh my
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fully leggy doing Jedi stuff but oh my
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fully leggy doing Jedi stuff but oh my gosh he's more powerful but I possibly
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gosh he's more powerful but I possibly
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gosh he's more powerful but I possibly could have imagined and then he tells
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could have imagined and then he tells
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could have imagined and then he tells kylo Ren see you around kid and you're
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kylo Ren see you around kid and you're
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kylo Ren see you around kid and you're like yes Luke Skywalker he's back not
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like yes Luke Skywalker he's back not
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like yes Luke Skywalker he's back not only is he back he's back in the best
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only is he back he's back in the best
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only is he back he's back in the best biggest way ever Lucas back he's back is
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biggest way ever Lucas back he's back is
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biggest way ever Lucas back he's back is a freaking over powerful Jedi Master
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a freaking over powerful Jedi Master
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a freaking over powerful Jedi Master Luke Skywalker the strength of a
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Luke Skywalker the strength of a
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Luke Skywalker the strength of a thousand wins the force of a thousand
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thousand wins the force of a thousand
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thousand wins the force of a thousand suns he is out of control the craziest
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suns he is out of control the craziest
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suns he is out of control the craziest Kurosawa face-off Luke and then he's
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Kurosawa face-off Luke and then he's
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Kurosawa face-off Luke and then he's with the folding and with the Yoda
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with the folding and with the Yoda
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with the folding and with the Yoda powers and he's on the planet and you're
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powers and he's on the planet and you're
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powers and he's on the planet and you're like oh my gosh Luke Skywalker's back
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like oh my gosh Luke Skywalker's back
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like oh my gosh Luke Skywalker's back this is the greatest thing ever and then
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this is the greatest thing ever and then
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this is the greatest thing ever and then he falls off the rock and he dies he
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he falls off the rock and he dies he
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he falls off the rock and he dies he falls off the rock and he gets back on
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falls off the rock and he gets back on
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falls off the rock and he gets back on the rock and he looks at the thing and
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the rock and he looks at the thing and
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the rock and he looks at the thing and they see it see the thing and the music
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they see it see the thing and the music
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they see it see the thing and the music playing and I thought he's having a
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playing and I thought he's having a
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playing and I thought he's having a vision of the tooth the twin sons
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vision of the tooth the twin sons
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vision of the tooth the twin sons because because he's back we're back to
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because because he's back we're back to
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because because he's back we're back to hopeful Luke and then he just he's here
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hopeful Luke and then he just he's here
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hopeful Luke and then he just he's here here and then and then and then we had
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here and then and then and then we had
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here and then and then and then we had and then we had Luke and then the Luke
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and then we had Luke and then the Luke
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and then we had Luke and then the Luke was just and then we had this and then
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was just and then we had this and then
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was just and then we had this and then this was like and I and I and I don't
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this was like and I and I and I don't
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this was like and I and I and I don't even know I didn't know the first time I
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even know I didn't know the first time I
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even know I didn't know the first time I seen it multiple times now but that
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seen it multiple times now but that
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seen it multiple times now but that first time after I showed that I didn't
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first time after I showed that I didn't
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first time after I showed that I didn't even know what happened
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even know what happened
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even know what happened for the rest of the movie I didn't even
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for the rest of the movie I didn't even
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for the rest of the movie I didn't even know what happened I was so angry I
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know what happened I was so angry I
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know what happened I was so angry I couldn't I could not you
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couldn't I could not you
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couldn't I could not you even process how angry I was about it
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even process how angry I was about it
15:38
even process how angry I was about it for real I did not stop talking about it
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for real I did not stop talking about it
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for real I did not stop talking about it for a week I just got engaged to Ally
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for a week I just got engaged to Ally
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for a week I just got engaged to Ally we're riding high on it we're showing
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we're riding high on it we're showing
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we're riding high on it we're showing all these people the ring and I in the
15:45
all these people the ring and I in the
15:45
all these people the ring and I in the middle of those conversations with
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middle of those conversations with
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middle of those conversations with people I would randomly start talking
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people I would randomly start talking
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people I would randomly start talking about the last Jedi and how upset I was
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about the last Jedi and how upset I was
15:51
about the last Jedi and how upset I was here's the thing just breathe Justin
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here's the thing just breathe Justin
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here's the thing just breathe Justin just breathe I was angry but I didn't
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just breathe I was angry but I didn't
15:56
just breathe I was angry but I didn't start ranting about the movie being a
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start ranting about the movie being a
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start ranting about the movie being a what I said was when I win we're
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what I said was when I win we're
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what I said was when I win we're all sitting in the parking lot after as
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all sitting in the parking lot after as
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all sitting in the parking lot after as I said I think the movie is good
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I said I think the movie is good
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I said I think the movie is good actually I think the movie might even be
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actually I think the movie might even be
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actually I think the movie might even be great it might be a great movie genius
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great it might be a great movie genius
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great it might be a great movie genius but I'm so angry I can't think I mean I
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but I'm so angry I can't think I mean I
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but I'm so angry I can't think I mean I went through this whole range of
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went through this whole range of
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went through this whole range of different types of anger and I thought
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different types of anger and I thought
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different types of anger and I thought okay I know that I need to see this
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okay I know that I need to see this
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okay I know that I need to see this movie a second time I know that I have
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movie a second time I know that I have
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movie a second time I know that I have to see it again
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to see it again
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to see it again I must see two last Jedi again before I
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I must see two last Jedi again before I
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I must see two last Jedi again before I can pass judgment on it happen I was so
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can pass judgment on it happen I was so
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can pass judgment on it happen I was so so so just angry just upset like Luke
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so so just angry just upset like Luke
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so so just angry just upset like Luke Skywalker's gone how Luke is the Star
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Skywalker's gone how Luke is the Star
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Skywalker's gone how Luke is the Star Wars you know it's just a movie don't
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Wars you know it's just a movie don't
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Wars you know it's just a movie don't get me wrong I cannot possibly explain
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get me wrong I cannot possibly explain
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get me wrong I cannot possibly explain to you or even to myself how upset I was
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to you or even to myself how upset I was
16:54
to you or even to myself how upset I was or why I didn't even expect to be upset
16:57
or why I didn't even expect to be upset
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or why I didn't even expect to be upset to my core and that's the week went on I
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to my core and that's the week went on I
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to my core and that's the week went on I couldn't I mean I could I couldn't film
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couldn't I mean I could I couldn't film
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couldn't I mean I could I couldn't film I couldn't don't do anything because I
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I couldn't don't do anything because I
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I couldn't don't do anything because I couldn't stay in a good mood and I
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couldn't stay in a good mood and I
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couldn't stay in a good mood and I didn't know how much angry I definitely
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didn't know how much angry I definitely
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didn't know how much angry I definitely didn't think the movie sucked that was
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didn't think the movie sucked that was
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didn't think the movie sucked that was the weird part right I I didn't know if
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the weird part right I I didn't know if
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the weird part right I I didn't know if I was angry or sad and I needed to spend
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I was angry or sad and I needed to spend
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I was angry or sad and I needed to spend my days like processing it it was like
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my days like processing it it was like
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my days like processing it it was like someone in real life had died and I was
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someone in real life had died and I was
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someone in real life had died and I was having a really hard time coming to
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having a really hard time coming to
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having a really hard time coming to grips like literally seven stages of
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grips like literally seven stages of
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grips like literally seven stages of grief type of thing or I was angry and I
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grief type of thing or I was angry and I
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grief type of thing or I was angry and I was in denial know maybe Luke was dead
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was in denial know maybe Luke was dead
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was in denial know maybe Luke was dead the entire time and then he'll come back
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the entire time and then he'll come back
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the entire time and then he'll come back know that
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know that
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know that I was trying to explain it to Ali and
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I was trying to explain it to Ali and
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I was trying to explain it to Ali and I'm like I know you and I know you have
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I'm like I know you and I know you have
17:37
I'm like I know you and I know you have a lot of favorite movies it's but as
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a lot of favorite movies it's but as
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a lot of favorite movies it's but as this for me is like if you combined
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this for me is like if you combined
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this for me is like if you combined every favorite character you've ever had
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every favorite character you've ever had
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every favorite character you've ever had in anything into one character and only
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in anything into one character and only
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in anything into one character and only cared about them your whole life and
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cared about them your whole life and
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cared about them your whole life and then they took it away from you you know
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then they took it away from you you know
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then they took it away from you you know I was just I was surprised as anyone
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I was just I was surprised as anyone
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I was just I was surprised as anyone that I was so upset yes it's just a
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that I was so upset yes it's just a
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that I was so upset yes it's just a movie no it doesn't really matter but it
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movie no it doesn't really matter but it
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movie no it doesn't really matter but it did really matter do you know I mean
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did really matter do you know I mean
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did really matter do you know I mean like deep down in my guts and in my
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like deep down in my guts and in my
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like deep down in my guts and in my heart it did really matter so longer I
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heart it did really matter so longer I
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heart it did really matter so longer I thought about it though I thought in
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thought about it though I thought in
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thought about it though I thought in some ways this makes sense in the first
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some ways this makes sense in the first
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some ways this makes sense in the first place the whole point of new Star Wars
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place the whole point of new Star Wars
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place the whole point of new Star Wars movies is to divorce itself from the
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movies is to divorce itself from the
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movies is to divorce itself from the Skywalker soap-opera thing that they had
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Skywalker soap-opera thing that they had
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Skywalker soap-opera thing that they had going with the prequels and melding into
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going with the prequels and melding into
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going with the prequels and melding into the trilogy you just move on fresh faces
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the trilogy you just move on fresh faces
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the trilogy you just move on fresh faces new characters we saw that with Han Solo
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new characters we saw that with Han Solo
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new characters we saw that with Han Solo in the first one etc etc he knew someone
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in the first one etc etc he knew someone
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in the first one etc etc he knew someone was gonna die I figured they would have
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was gonna die I figured they would have
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was gonna die I figured they would have rethought it so there would have been
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rethought it so there would have been
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rethought it so there would have been Leia because obviously Carrie Fisher god
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Leia because obviously Carrie Fisher god
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Leia because obviously Carrie Fisher god rest her soul yeah it's so sad but no I
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rest her soul yeah it's so sad but no I
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rest her soul yeah it's so sad but no I think took away
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think took away
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think took away Luke Skywalker for another thing the
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Luke Skywalker for another thing the
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Luke Skywalker for another thing the longer that I was upset the more that I
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longer that I was upset the more that I
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longer that I was upset the more that I realized that how they kept Luke
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realized that how they kept Luke
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realized that how they kept Luke Skywalker in the trilogy as a living
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Skywalker in the trilogy as a living
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Skywalker in the trilogy as a living breathing Jedi that could crush
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breathing Jedi that could crush
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breathing Jedi that could crush everything with his mind and just appear
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everything with his mind and just appear
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everything with his mind and just appear wherever he wanted to he would
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wherever he wanted to he would
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wherever he wanted to he would completely upstage at least to me and
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completely upstage at least to me and
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completely upstage at least to me and probably to all the other old-school
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probably to all the other old-school
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probably to all the other old-school fans he would completely upstage the
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fans he would completely upstage the
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fans he would completely upstage the entire new cast
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entire new cast
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entire new cast I would never I'm never gonna care about
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I would never I'm never gonna care about
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I would never I'm never gonna care about Rey if I think Luke is out there doing
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Rey if I think Luke is out there doing
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Rey if I think Luke is out there doing something I'm gonna kill like what's
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something I'm gonna kill like what's
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something I'm gonna kill like what's Luke doing get away from her what's Luke
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Luke doing get away from her what's Luke
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Luke doing get away from her what's Luke doing so of course they needed to take
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doing so of course they needed to take
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doing so of course they needed to take him away for that reason as well I'm not
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him away for that reason as well I'm not
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him away for that reason as well I'm not saying I agree with all this stuff I
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saying I agree with all this stuff I
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saying I agree with all this stuff I think he should have lived until episode
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think he should have lived until episode
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think he should have lived until episode 9 like at least that like I was so mad
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9 like at least that like I was so mad
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9 like at least that like I was so mad like why couldn't you at least died in
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like why couldn't you at least died in
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like why couldn't you at least died in the beginning of episode 9 like Yoda and
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the beginning of episode 9 like Yoda and
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the beginning of episode 9 like Yoda and return to the Jedi style or something I
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return to the Jedi style or something I
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return to the Jedi style or something I just I could not wrap my head around it
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just I could not wrap my head around it
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just I could not wrap my head around it then I went to that podcast I friended
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then I went to that podcast I friended
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then I went to that podcast I friended that podcast he had this big roundtable
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that podcast he had this big roundtable
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that podcast he had this big roundtable discussion with everybody and I said but
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discussion with everybody and I said but
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discussion with everybody and I said but Jeff - a friend Jeff Tucker who loved it
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Jeff - a friend Jeff Tucker who loved it
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Jeff - a friend Jeff Tucker who loved it he hated the force awakens he loved this
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he hated the force awakens he loved this
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he hated the force awakens he loved this race and Jeff Luc's that Walker it's
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race and Jeff Luc's that Walker it's
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race and Jeff Luc's that Walker it's Star Wars
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Star Wars
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Star Wars if he's dead I don't even what are we
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if he's dead I don't even what are we
19:28
if he's dead I don't even what are we even supposed to care about that it's
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even supposed to care about that it's
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even supposed to care about that it's not even our Star Wars anymore and he
19:31
not even our Star Wars anymore and he
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not even our Star Wars anymore and he goes exactly exactly he's dead it's like
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goes exactly exactly he's dead it's like
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goes exactly exactly he's dead it's like the kylo Ren thing in the movie let the
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the kylo Ren thing in the movie let the
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the kylo Ren thing in the movie let the past die he's dead we're done our Star
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past die he's dead we're done our Star
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past die he's dead we're done our Star Wars is done it's someone else's Star
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Wars is done it's someone else's Star
19:41
Wars is done it's someone else's Star Wars now it's a new Star Wars our Star
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Wars now it's a new Star Wars our Star
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Wars now it's a new Star Wars our Star Wars has been dead it's been dead since
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Wars has been dead it's been dead since
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Wars has been dead it's been dead since night
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night
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night eighty-three movie quads taking it
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eighty-three movie quads taking it
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eighty-three movie quads taking it firmly out of our hands
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firmly out of our hands
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firmly out of our hands Luke is gone we now have nothing to
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Luke is gone we now have nothing to
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Luke is gone we now have nothing to complain about and we can we're free in
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complain about and we can we're free in
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complain about and we can we're free in a way you know we can just enjoy the new
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a way you know we can just enjoy the new
19:58
a way you know we can just enjoy the new movies as movies and we're not all
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movies as movies and we're not all
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movies as movies and we're not all wrapped up in it like we were with our
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wrapped up in it like we were with our
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wrapped up in it like we were with our attachment to the old trilogy I hated
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attachment to the old trilogy I hated
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attachment to the old trilogy I hated that because he had such a good point
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that because he had such a good point
20:08
that because he had such a good point that's such a good point you know it
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that's such a good point you know it
20:10
that's such a good point you know it really does make sense why they would do
20:11
really does make sense why they would do
20:11
really does make sense why they would do that creatively I don't know why they
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that creatively I don't know why they
20:12
that creatively I don't know why they wouldn't do it in Episode nine but I
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wouldn't do it in Episode nine but I
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wouldn't do it in Episode nine but I understand why they did what they did
20:16
understand why they did what they did
20:16
understand why they did what they did overall the problem for me is it's such
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overall the problem for me is it's such
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overall the problem for me is it's such a it's such a bummer I couldn't even I
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a it's such a bummer I couldn't even I
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a it's such a bummer I couldn't even I went from anger to understanding a
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went from anger to understanding a
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went from anger to understanding a little bit and then just being sad I was
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little bit and then just being sad I was
20:26
little bit and then just being sad I was just so bummed out I watched a movie
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just so bummed out I watched a movie
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just so bummed out I watched a movie again and I just got I just got so upset
20:32
again and I just got I just got so upset
20:32
again and I just got I just got so upset just upset and I realized something
20:35
just upset and I realized something
20:35
just upset and I realized something Luke Skywalker dying in a way is like
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Luke Skywalker dying in a way is like
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Luke Skywalker dying in a way is like facing your own mortality I grew up with
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facing your own mortality I grew up with
20:40
facing your own mortality I grew up with this movie my entire life you know like
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this movie my entire life you know like
20:42
this movie my entire life you know like I said I was Luke you or I'll Luke all
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I said I was Luke you or I'll Luke all
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I said I was Luke you or I'll Luke all the guys that were older than me it's me
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the guys that were older than me it's me
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the guys that were older than me it's me and everybody older than me everybody
20:46
and everybody older than me everybody
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and everybody older than me everybody younger than me kind of grew up with the
20:47
younger than me kind of grew up with the
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younger than me kind of grew up with the prequels I'm right on that line we all
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prequels I'm right on that line we all
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prequels I'm right on that line we all grew up with Luke Skywalker Luke dies
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grew up with Luke Skywalker Luke dies
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grew up with Luke Skywalker Luke dies Star Wars has gone beyond Luke and so
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Star Wars has gone beyond Luke and so
20:56
Star Wars has gone beyond Luke and so like Yoda says in the movie we are what
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like Yoda says in the movie we are what
20:59
like Yoda says in the movie we are what they grow beyond that is the true burden
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they grow beyond that is the true burden
21:01
they grow beyond that is the true burden of all masters that that's the line
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of all masters that that's the line
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of all masters that that's the line that's the movie right there Star Wars
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that's the movie right there Star Wars
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that's the movie right there Star Wars has grown beyond all of us 80s and early
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has grown beyond all of us 80s and early
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has grown beyond all of us 80s and early 90s Star Wars kids Star Wars has gone on
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90s Star Wars kids Star Wars has gone on
21:12
90s Star Wars kids Star Wars has gone on and become something else and whether
21:15
and become something else and whether
21:15
and become something else and whether you like it or you hate it it is what it
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you like it or you hate it it is what it
21:18
you like it or you hate it it is what it is it was not chosen this for Luke
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is it was not chosen this for Luke
21:19
is it was not chosen this for Luke Skywalker I was chosen a whole different
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Skywalker I was chosen a whole different
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Skywalker I was chosen a whole different a whole different thing you know that
21:25
a whole different thing you know that
21:25
a whole different thing you know that they were made of movies in the 90s and
21:26
they were made of movies in the 90s and
21:26
they were made of movies in the 90s and that you can tell making prequels they
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that you can tell making prequels they
21:28
that you can tell making prequels they should have made Luke Skywalker
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should have made Luke Skywalker
21:29
should have made Luke Skywalker adventure movies that's what I would
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adventure movies that's what I would
21:31
adventure movies that's what I would have wanted but ultimately for all of us
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have wanted but ultimately for all of us
21:34
have wanted but ultimately for all of us who loved it for all of us who were so
21:35
who loved it for all of us who were so
21:35
who loved it for all of us who were so angry about the Luke thing it's it is
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angry about the Luke thing it's it is
21:39
angry about the Luke thing it's it is what it is
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what it is
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what it is you know and then I had to go back and
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you know and then I had to go back and
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you know and then I had to go back and watch the movie a third time and see I
21:44
watch the movie a third time and see I
21:44
watch the movie a third time and see I had a Czech road making three on both
21:45
had a Czech road making three on both
21:45
had a Czech road making three on both hands that was weird and see see how
21:48
hands that was weird and see see how
21:48
hands that was weird and see see how confused and befuddled I am still in
21:50
confused and befuddled I am still in
21:50
confused and befuddled I am still in this movie I had to go back a third time
21:52
this movie I had to go back a third time
21:52
this movie I had to go back a third time to watch the movie just to actually pay
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to watch the movie just to actually pay
21:54
to watch the movie just to actually pay attention to the rest of the movie and
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attention to the rest of the movie and
21:56
attention to the rest of the movie and not just get wrapped up in Luke the
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not just get wrapped up in Luke the
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not just get wrapped up in Luke the movie
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movie
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movie has some cheesy things in it some things
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has some cheesy things in it some things
22:01
has some cheesy things in it some things that anger fanboy some things that
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that anger fanboy some things that
22:03
that anger fanboy some things that people don't like it's also got some
22:05
people don't like it's also got some
22:05
people don't like it's also got some great stuff in it killing Snoke I
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great stuff in it killing Snoke I
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great stuff in it killing Snoke I thought that was the most genius thing
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thought that was the most genius thing
22:07
thought that was the most genius thing ever yes kill snow who was he though it
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ever yes kill snow who was he though it
22:09
ever yes kill snow who was he though it doesn't matter who was raised parents
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doesn't matter who was raised parents
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doesn't matter who was raised parents nobody doesn't matter I thought that was
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nobody doesn't matter I thought that was
22:14
nobody doesn't matter I thought that was so great it gets you away from the whole
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so great it gets you away from the whole
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so great it gets you away from the whole prequel thing of like let's explain the
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prequel thing of like let's explain the
22:18
prequel thing of like let's explain the backstory to every possible thing here's
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backstory to every possible thing here's
22:20
backstory to every possible thing here's the thing about the prequel whether you
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the thing about the prequel whether you
22:21
the thing about the prequel whether you like them or whether you're not here's
22:23
like them or whether you're not here's
22:23
like them or whether you're not here's the thing about them you don't need them
22:25
the thing about them you don't need them
22:25
the thing about them you don't need them that's why we were all so angry about
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that's why we were all so angry about
22:27
that's why we were all so angry about you have all the information that you
22:28
you have all the information that you
22:28
you have all the information that you need to know about why Darth Vader is
22:30
need to know about why Darth Vader is
22:30
need to know about why Darth Vader is bad and why the Emperor is bad and why
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bad and why the Emperor is bad and why
22:33
bad and why the Emperor is bad and why the rebels need to stop the Emperor in
22:34
the rebels need to stop the Emperor in
22:34
the rebels need to stop the Emperor in the first original three movies you
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the first original three movies you
22:36
the first original three movies you didn't need the prequels to know all the
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didn't need the prequels to know all the
22:38
didn't need the prequels to know all the weird backstory of all the stuff so snow
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weird backstory of all the stuff so snow
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weird backstory of all the stuff so snow can raise parents putting those
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can raise parents putting those
22:42
can raise parents putting those mysteries in the thing yes it was a
22:43
mysteries in the thing yes it was a
22:43
mysteries in the thing yes it was a little bit of a teaser yes some people
22:44
little bit of a teaser yes some people
22:44
little bit of a teaser yes some people are frustrated that I went nowhere but a
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are frustrated that I went nowhere but a
22:46
are frustrated that I went nowhere but a lot of times in real life all of some of
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lot of times in real life all of some of
22:48
lot of times in real life all of some of us are nobodies we come from nowhere it
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us are nobodies we come from nowhere it
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us are nobodies we come from nowhere it doesn't matter we're not part of some
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doesn't matter we're not part of some
22:51
doesn't matter we're not part of some grand soap opera in the universe it gave
22:53
grand soap opera in the universe it gave
22:53
grand soap opera in the universe it gave the force back to everyone took away the
22:55
the force back to everyone took away the
22:55
the force back to everyone took away the whole midi-chlorian thing I'm talking
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whole midi-chlorian thing I'm talking
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whole midi-chlorian thing I'm talking about the last Jedi now it resolved a
22:58
about the last Jedi now it resolved a
22:58
about the last Jedi now it resolved a lot of stuff by just saying Rey's
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lot of stuff by just saying Rey's
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lot of stuff by just saying Rey's parents are nobodies they were junk
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parents are nobodies they were junk
23:01
parents are nobodies they were junk traders sorry they sold you for drinking
23:03
traders sorry they sold you for drinking
23:03
traders sorry they sold you for drinking money also Snoke dying epic he's
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money also Snoke dying epic he's
23:05
money also Snoke dying epic he's basically not literally but basically in
23:08
basically not literally but basically in
23:08
basically not literally but basically in the middle of a sentence he's doing his
23:09
the middle of a sentence he's doing his
23:09
the middle of a sentence he's doing his whole Bond villain thing and then they
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whole Bond villain thing and then they
23:11
whole Bond villain thing and then they just kill him I was I did not see that
23:13
just kill him I was I did not see that
23:13
just kill him I was I did not see that coming I honestly did not see that one
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coming I honestly did not see that one
23:15
coming I honestly did not see that one coming and usually I'm the one in the
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coming and usually I'm the one in the
23:17
coming and usually I'm the one in the movie going I think there's a twist
23:18
movie going I think there's a twist
23:18
movie going I think there's a twist coming but this time no totally caught
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coming but this time no totally caught
23:21
coming but this time no totally caught off guard
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off guard
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off guard very pleasantly surprised did not expect
23:25
very pleasantly surprised did not expect
23:25
very pleasantly surprised did not expect kylo Ren to become the leader of the
23:27
kylo Ren to become the leader of the
23:27
kylo Ren to become the leader of the first order supreme leader that's an
23:29
first order supreme leader that's an
23:29
first order supreme leader that's an unexpected twist and by the way may I
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unexpected twist and by the way may I
23:31
unexpected twist and by the way may I just said kylo Ren turns out to be the
23:33
just said kylo Ren turns out to be the
23:33
just said kylo Ren turns out to be the surprise of this movie that he just
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surprise of this movie that he just
23:35
surprise of this movie that he just completely steals the show dominates it
23:38
completely steals the show dominates it
23:38
completely steals the show dominates it dude you're basically on kylo ren's side
23:41
dude you're basically on kylo ren's side
23:41
dude you're basically on kylo ren's side by the end of it you're like yeah heck
23:43
by the end of it you're like yeah heck
23:43
by the end of it you're like yeah heck yeah he rules you know like I don't know
23:45
yeah he rules you know like I don't know
23:45
yeah he rules you know like I don't know maybe not on his side but you he's the
23:47
maybe not on his side but you he's the
23:47
maybe not on his side but you he's the guy that you want to know what happens
23:48
guy that you want to know what happens
23:48
guy that you want to know what happens in the next movie you don't really care
23:50
in the next movie you don't really care
23:50
in the next movie you don't really care happens every you know what's gonna
23:50
happens every you know what's gonna
23:51
happens every you know what's gonna happen her she's gonna be there's gonna
23:52
happen her she's gonna be there's gonna
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happen her she's gonna be there's gonna fly is gonna be good at kylo Ren you
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fly is gonna be good at kylo Ren you
23:53
fly is gonna be good at kylo Ren you like what the heck is going on with that
23:55
like what the heck is going on with that
23:55
like what the heck is going on with that guy the casino planet weird horse story
23:58
guy the casino planet weird horse story
23:58
guy the casino planet weird horse story was weird may have now seen the movie
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was weird may have now seen the movie
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was weird may have now seen the movie four times and I think that the movie is
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four times and I think that the movie is
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four times and I think that the movie is good I think it's the Star Wars that
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good I think it's the Star Wars that
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good I think it's the Star Wars that needed to happen I'm not sure what the
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needed to happen I'm not sure what the
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needed to happen I'm not sure what the point of a lot of it was we'll see if it
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point of a lot of it was we'll see if it
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point of a lot of it was we'll see if it gets a point with the third movie you
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gets a point with the third movie you
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gets a point with the third movie you know because it is sort of a middle move
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know because it is sort of a middle move
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know because it is sort of a middle move like I say the the weird the weird free
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like I say the the weird the weird free
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like I say the the weird the weird free the horses but the slave children
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the horses but the slave children
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the horses but the slave children weren't free Leia flying through outer
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weren't free Leia flying through outer
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weren't free Leia flying through outer space I'm not totally against that but
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space I'm not totally against that but
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space I'm not totally against that but the way it looked was kind of weird I
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the way it looked was kind of weird I
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the way it looked was kind of weird I thought Yoda looked weird the first time
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thought Yoda looked weird the first time
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thought Yoda looked weird the first time I saw the movie but the more times I
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I saw the movie but the more times I
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I saw the movie but the more times I watched I thought okay Yoda looks okay I
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watched I thought okay Yoda looks okay I
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watched I thought okay Yoda looks okay I think the voice is you know a little
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think the voice is you know a little
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think the voice is you know a little more Grover II than actual Yoda II if
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more Grover II than actual Yoda II if
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more Grover II than actual Yoda II if there was some nitpicky things in there
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there was some nitpicky things in there
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there was some nitpicky things in there actually didn't end up minding the pores
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actually didn't end up minding the pores
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actually didn't end up minding the pores at all I thought they were cool they
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at all I thought they were cool they
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at all I thought they were cool they were fine like awesome pork there was
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were fine like awesome pork there was
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were fine like awesome pork there was just the right amount of Chewbacca just
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just the right amount of Chewbacca just
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just the right amount of Chewbacca just the right amount of r2d2 and c3po not to
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the right amount of r2d2 and c3po not to
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the right amount of r2d2 and c3po not to dominate it just the right amount of
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dominate it just the right amount of
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dominate it just the right amount of bb-8 where I didn't get annoyed with him
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bb-8 where I didn't get annoyed with him
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bb-8 where I didn't get annoyed with him the cinematography was amazing like the
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the cinematography was amazing like the
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the cinematography was amazing like the actual camera work was so beautiful
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actual camera work was so beautiful
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actual camera work was so beautiful special effects were beautiful the
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special effects were beautiful the
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special effects were beautiful the soundtrack was beautiful except for the
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soundtrack was beautiful except for the
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soundtrack was beautiful except for the ROS score everyone that's annoyed with
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ROS score everyone that's annoyed with
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ROS score everyone that's annoyed with ROS and doesn't like the ROS character I
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ROS and doesn't like the ROS character I
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ROS and doesn't like the ROS character I just mostly am confused why is her name
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just mostly am confused why is her name
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just mostly am confused why is her name Rose are their roses and Star Wars I
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Rose are their roses and Star Wars I
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Rose are their roses and Star Wars I realized the only thing I didn't like
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realized the only thing I didn't like
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realized the only thing I didn't like about her was her music cue in the movie
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about her was her music cue in the movie
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about her was her music cue in the movie is so like upbeat and hopeful and it
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is so like upbeat and hopeful and it
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is so like upbeat and hopeful and it happens a lot right when it's supposed
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happens a lot right when it's supposed
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happens a lot right when it's supposed to be really intensive dark so I kind of
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to be really intensive dark so I kind of
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to be really intensive dark so I kind of like I'm not to be nitpicky but I kind
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like I'm not to be nitpicky but I kind
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like I'm not to be nitpicky but I kind of thought like yeah you're sucking me
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of thought like yeah you're sucking me
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of thought like yeah you're sucking me out of the mood with that music when is
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out of the mood with that music when is
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out of the mood with that music when is that one just is that just me I don't
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that one just is that just me I don't
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that one just is that just me I don't know I don't know anyway I'm not done
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know I don't know anyway I'm not done
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know I don't know anyway I'm not done being confused I'm not done being
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being confused I'm not done being
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being confused I'm not done being confuse you ever seen those downfall
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confuse you ever seen those downfall
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confuse you ever seen those downfall like the the Hitler reacts to mean
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like the the Hitler reacts to mean
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like the the Hitler reacts to mean videos on YouTube there's a no spoilers
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videos on YouTube there's a no spoilers
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videos on YouTube there's a no spoilers one for the last Jedi that's like
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one for the last Jedi that's like
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one for the last Jedi that's like perfect because in it he's basically
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perfect because in it he's basically
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perfect because in it he's basically saying it was beautiful it was brilliant
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saying it was beautiful it was brilliant
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saying it was beautiful it was brilliant the soundtrack was brilliant and the
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the soundtrack was brilliant and the
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the soundtrack was brilliant and the cinematography was amazing the moment
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cinematography was amazing the moment
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cinematography was amazing the moment where everything goes silent this is
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where everything goes silent this is
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where everything goes silent this is missing this were amazing but I'm
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missing this were amazing but I'm
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missing this were amazing but I'm completely unsatisfied why this why that
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completely unsatisfied why this why that
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completely unsatisfied why this why that it was amazing but I'm totally unhappy
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it was amazing but I'm totally unhappy
25:46
it was amazing but I'm totally unhappy with this that's kind of that's kind of
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with this that's kind of that's kind of
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with this that's kind of that's kind of how that's where I'm at that's where I'm
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how that's where I'm at that's where I'm
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how that's where I'm at that's where I'm out with this movie it was amazing it is
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out with this movie it was amazing it is
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out with this movie it was amazing it is actually I think a great movie it is
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actually I think a great movie it is
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actually I think a great movie it is highly entertaining which is that's all
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highly entertaining which is that's all
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highly entertaining which is that's all really a movie supposed to be I've seen
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really a movie supposed to be I've seen
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really a movie supposed to be I've seen it four times I will see it five times I
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it four times I will see it five times I
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it four times I will see it five times I will probably end up seeing it like 10
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will probably end up seeing it like 10
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will probably end up seeing it like 10 times the thing is I'm just so I'm just
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times the thing is I'm just so I'm just
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times the thing is I'm just so I'm just so devastated and grieving for the death
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so devastated and grieving for the death
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so devastated and grieving for the death of someone I don't even know Luke
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of someone I don't even know Luke
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of someone I don't even know Luke Skywalker my best friend my hero and and
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Skywalker my best friend my hero and and
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Skywalker my best friend my hero and and a fictional character that I'm having
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a fictional character that I'm having
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a fictional character that I'm having the hardest time coming to grips with
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the hardest time coming to grips with
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the hardest time coming to grips with how he lived the last question mark
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how he lived the last question mark
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how he lived the last question mark years of his life and then eventually
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years of his life and then eventually
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years of his life and then eventually burned out of existence but I think
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burned out of existence but I think
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burned out of existence but I think he's good for this reason because it
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he's good for this reason because it
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he's good for this reason because it frees me as a Star Wars fan as an
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frees me as a Star Wars fan as an
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frees me as a Star Wars fan as an old-school Star Wars fan I feel free now
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old-school Star Wars fan I feel free now
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old-school Star Wars fan I feel free now that's the one thing I feel like I'm not
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that's the one thing I feel like I'm not
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that's the one thing I feel like I'm not all wrapped up in like all they did this
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all wrapped up in like all they did this
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all wrapped up in like all they did this thing that's cheesy that shouldn't be in
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thing that's cheesy that shouldn't be in
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thing that's cheesy that shouldn't be in Star Wars and this and this and ball I
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Star Wars and this and this and ball I
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Star Wars and this and this and ball I feel like I'm like okay my Luke's part
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feel like I'm like okay my Luke's part
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feel like I'm like okay my Luke's part in the Star Wars is over
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in the Star Wars is over
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in the Star Wars is over so my investment in the Star Wars is
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so my investment in the Star Wars is
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so my investment in the Star Wars is over now I can just watch the future
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over now I can just watch the future
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over now I can just watch the future movies as a fan of the Star Wars I can
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movies as a fan of the Star Wars I can
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movies as a fan of the Star Wars I can just go watch Rey and Finn and Poe and
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just go watch Rey and Finn and Poe and
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just go watch Rey and Finn and Poe and kylo and just and just watch them so in
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kylo and just and just watch them so in
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kylo and just and just watch them so in a way okay I get it I get but in another
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a way okay I get it I get but in another
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a way okay I get it I get but in another way I am horribly horribly upset I just
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way I am horribly horribly upset I just
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way I am horribly horribly upset I just can't understand why they would choose
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can't understand why they would choose
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can't understand why they would choose that to be Luke Skywalker storyline part
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that to be Luke Skywalker storyline part
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that to be Luke Skywalker storyline part of me just does not want to accept that
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of me just does not want to accept that
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of me just does not want to accept that my hero would just run off to an island
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my hero would just run off to an island
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my hero would just run off to an island cuz he failed at one thing sit there for
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cuz he failed at one thing sit there for
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cuz he failed at one thing sit there for you know years and then at the end not
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you know years and then at the end not
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you know years and then at the end not even show up in person he just shoots
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even show up in person he just shoots
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even show up in person he just shoots himself across the galaxy very
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himself across the galaxy very
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himself across the galaxy very successfully reignites everybody's hope
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successfully reignites everybody's hope
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successfully reignites everybody's hope and then goes you know what though I
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and then goes you know what though I
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and then goes you know what though I think it would just I'm just gonna die
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think it would just I'm just gonna die
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think it would just I'm just gonna die on purpose question mark I'm still
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on purpose question mark I'm still
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on purpose question mark I'm still couldn't see I'm still confused so I
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couldn't see I'm still confused so I
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couldn't see I'm still confused so I haven't figured out the last Jedi I'm
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haven't figured out the last Jedi I'm
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haven't figured out the last Jedi I'm not saying that it's terrible I'm not
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not saying that it's terrible I'm not
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not saying that it's terrible I'm not saying that it's the perfect movie I at
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saying that it's the perfect movie I at
27:39
saying that it's the perfect movie I at least it made me angry at least it made
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least it made me angry at least it made
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least it made me angry at least it made me upset at least it sucked me back into
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me upset at least it sucked me back into
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me upset at least it sucked me back into the theater and made me watching I was
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the theater and made me watching I was
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the theater and made me watching I was entertained each time although I do
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entertained each time although I do
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entertained each time although I do think parts of the movie drag really
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think parts of the movie drag really
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think parts of the movie drag really badly the whole the whole casino thing
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badly the whole the whole casino thing
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badly the whole the whole casino thing man is kind of weird but I am Not sure I
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man is kind of weird but I am Not sure I
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man is kind of weird but I am Not sure I can't you can't call this a review you
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can't you can't call this a review you
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can't you can't call this a review you can't call it whatever but non-stop 100%
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can't call it whatever but non-stop 100%
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can't call it whatever but non-stop 100% of the people that I've been talking to
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of the people that I've been talking to
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of the people that I've been talking to me for the last week like dude where you
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me for the last week like dude where you
28:00
me for the last week like dude where you at what you think is the last Jedi what
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at what you think is the last Jedi what
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at what you think is the last Jedi what you think in the last Jedi because
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you think in the last Jedi because
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you think in the last Jedi because everybody knows another Star Wars fan
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everybody knows another Star Wars fan
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everybody knows another Star Wars fan and I had to keep my mouth shut and get
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and I had to keep my mouth shut and get
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and I had to keep my mouth shut and get through Christmas to give at least most
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through Christmas to give at least most
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through Christmas to give at least most people time to see the movie before I
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people time to see the movie before I
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people time to see the movie before I could I could do anything I seriously I
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could I could do anything I seriously I
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could I could do anything I seriously I haven't been able to think or do
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haven't been able to think or do
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haven't been able to think or do anything just got through Christmas and
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anything just got through Christmas and
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anything just got through Christmas and just I've been watching the last Jedi
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just I've been watching the last Jedi
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just I've been watching the last Jedi just thinking I know that sounds weird I
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just thinking I know that sounds weird I
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just thinking I know that sounds weird I know there's people out there who don't
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know there's people out there who don't
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know there's people out there who don't care about nerdy movies and could not
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care about nerdy movies and could not
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care about nerdy movies and could not care less about what happens in a
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care less about what happens in a
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care less about what happens in a fictional universe most of the time I'm
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fictional universe most of the time I'm
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fictional universe most of the time I'm with you man I don't care if something
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with you man I don't care if something
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with you man I don't care if something nerdy happens and the Nerds are angered
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nerdy happens and the Nerds are angered
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nerdy happens and the Nerds are angered but in this case Star Wars that's my one
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but in this case Star Wars that's my one
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but in this case Star Wars that's my one man I
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man I
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man I I'm I'm I was upset I'm still a little
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I'm I'm I was upset I'm still a little
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I'm I'm I was upset I'm still a little upset I don't know I don't know how I
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upset I don't know I don't know how I
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upset I don't know I don't know how I feel about it that's that's the TLDR is
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feel about it that's that's the TLDR is
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feel about it that's that's the TLDR is I don't know how to feel about it I
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I don't know how to feel about it I
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I don't know how to feel about it I really don't it's a great movie and I'm
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really don't it's a great movie and I'm
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really don't it's a great movie and I'm angry it's a great movie and I'm
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angry it's a great movie and I'm
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angry it's a great movie and I'm disappointed I got to see everything
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disappointed I got to see everything
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disappointed I got to see everything that I wanted with Snoke dying and Rey's
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that I wanted with Snoke dying and Rey's
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that I wanted with Snoke dying and Rey's parents or know about II so I got all
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parents or know about II so I got all
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parents or know about II so I got all the stuff I wanted I wanted a Star Wars
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the stuff I wanted I wanted a Star Wars
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the stuff I wanted I wanted a Star Wars movie that went in a different direction
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movie that went in a different direction
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movie that went in a different direction I wanted this after the force awakens I
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I wanted this after the force awakens I
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I wanted this after the force awakens I wanted a completely new completely
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wanted a completely new completely
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wanted a completely new completely different let's just go in a different
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different let's just go in a different
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different let's just go in a different direction Star Wars you don't have to
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direction Star Wars you don't have to
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direction Star Wars you don't have to give us fan service we don't need
29:03
give us fan service we don't need
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give us fan service we don't need another Death Star we don't need another
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another Death Star we don't need another
29:05
another Death Star we don't need another whatever we don't need another Darth
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whatever we don't need another Darth
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whatever we don't need another Darth Vader and I got exactly what I wanted in
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Vader and I got exactly what I wanted in
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Vader and I got exactly what I wanted in that respect they shook it up they
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that respect they shook it up they
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that respect they shook it up they switch things up Rey's parents didn't
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switch things up Rey's parents didn't
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switch things up Rey's parents didn't have to be anybody everybody Snoke
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have to be anybody everybody Snoke
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have to be anybody everybody Snoke Theory totally turned out to suck but
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Theory totally turned out to suck but
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Theory totally turned out to suck but it's Luke man
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it's Luke man
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it's Luke man it's Luke Skywalker like what what the
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it's Luke Skywalker like what what the
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it's Luke Skywalker like what what the actual what the heck for the record I
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actual what the heck for the record I
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actual what the heck for the record I think Mark Hamill deserves all of the
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think Mark Hamill deserves all of the
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think Mark Hamill deserves all of the awards for his portrayal for his acting
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awards for his portrayal for his acting
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awards for his portrayal for his acting amazing and if it hadn't been for Luke
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amazing and if it hadn't been for Luke
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amazing and if it hadn't been for Luke if you just cut the whole Luke thing out
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if you just cut the whole Luke thing out
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if you just cut the whole Luke thing out of the movie the movies great I have no
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of the movie the movies great I have no
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of the movie the movies great I have no problem with that I'd love to see five
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problem with that I'd love to see five
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problem with that I'd love to see five more Rian Johnson's star wars movies
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more Rian Johnson's star wars movies
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more Rian Johnson's star wars movies like that personally I mean that's how I
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like that personally I mean that's how I
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like that personally I mean that's how I feel at the moment I don't know give me
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feel at the moment I don't know give me
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feel at the moment I don't know give me time give me time but just off the cuff
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time give me time but just off the cuff
29:44
time give me time but just off the cuff that's kind of how I feel about if you
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that's kind of how I feel about if you
29:45
that's kind of how I feel about if you just took the whole Luke thing out of it
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just took the whole Luke thing out of it
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just took the whole Luke thing out of it or if Luke had lived in the end I would
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or if Luke had lived in the end I would
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or if Luke had lived in the end I would be psyched if Luke had lived in the end
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be psyched if Luke had lived in the end
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be psyched if Luke had lived in the end actually I would love this movie and I
29:53
actually I would love this movie and I
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actually I would love this movie and I would be dying for episode 9
29:55
would be dying for episode 9
29:55
would be dying for episode 9 unfortunately Luke died and so now I'm
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unfortunately Luke died and so now I'm
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unfortunately Luke died and so now I'm like why what who'da spy that's
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like why what who'da spy that's
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like why what who'da spy that's basically where I'm at with Star Wars
30:08
basically where I'm at with Star Wars
30:08
basically where I'm at with Star Wars the last Jedi again this may not be
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the last Jedi again this may not be
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the last Jedi again this may not be important to many people and many people
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important to many people and many people
30:12
important to many people and many people are thinking whether how are you talking
30:13
are thinking whether how are you talking
30:13
are thinking whether how are you talking about who cares why would you spend 30
30:14
about who cares why would you spend 30
30:14
about who cares why would you spend 30 minutes talking about this because I
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minutes talking about this because I
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minutes talking about this because I don't know it just matters to me okay so
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don't know it just matters to me okay so
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don't know it just matters to me okay so I had to get that off my chest I could
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I had to get that off my chest I could
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I had to get that off my chest I could not do work as usual I could not go and
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not do work as usual I could not go and
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not do work as usual I could not go and look at a historical site without
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look at a historical site without
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look at a historical site without thinking of Luke Skywalker I could not
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thinking of Luke Skywalker I could not
30:24
thinking of Luke Skywalker I could not look at a giant ball of yarn without
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look at a giant ball of yarn without
30:26
look at a giant ball of yarn without thinking of Luke Skywalker I could not
30:27
thinking of Luke Skywalker I could not go and ride start yours or go on Indiana
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go and ride start yours or go on Indiana
30:30
go and ride start yours or go on Indiana Jones without thinking about Star Wars
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Jones without thinking about Star Wars
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Jones without thinking about Star Wars and how I'm not supposed to talk about
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and how I'm not supposed to talk about
30:33
and how I'm not supposed to talk about again I boiler so myself I was just it
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again I boiler so myself I was just it
30:35
again I boiler so myself I was just it was ruining my life so I may feel
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was ruining my life so I may feel
30:38
was ruining my life so I may feel differently in the future but there you
30:40
differently in the future but there you
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differently in the future but there you go because people have asked so much and
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go because people have asked so much and
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go because people have asked so much and I just needed to get it off my chest
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I just needed to get it off my chest
30:43
I just needed to get it off my chest that's how I feel for now about Star
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that's how I feel for now about Star
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that's how I feel for now about Star Wars the last Jedi
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Wars the last Jedi
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Wars the last Jedi as usual starting again tomorrow I love
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as usual starting again tomorrow I love
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as usual starting again tomorrow I love you all may the force be with you