Being BATMAN at the filming locations in downtown LA
Did you know that Batman's THE DARK KNIGHT RISES was Filmed - partially! - in Downtown Los Angeles? Come check it out with my friends that hate and love Batman and won't be quiet - also let's look at the most depressing thing ever
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I stay that way.
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I stay that way. Oh, it's you. I thought that might be
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Oh, it's you. I thought that might be
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Oh, it's you. I thought that might be you. Welcome everybody to the big city.
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you. Welcome everybody to the big city.
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you. Welcome everybody to the big city. Do you know what city this is? It's it's
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Do you know what city this is? It's it's
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Do you know what city this is? It's it's it's the SOMETIMES VLOG
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Welcome everybody to downtown Los
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Welcome everybody to downtown Los Angeles, California. You can see there's
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Angeles, California. You can see there's
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Angeles, California. You can see there's all these happy, super friendly people
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all these happy, super friendly people
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all these happy, super friendly people getting really excited about everything
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getting really excited about everything
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getting really excited about everything that I have to say and do. Like this
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that I have to say and do. Like this
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that I have to say and do. Like this guy, George. And over here, GEORGE
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guy, George. And over here, GEORGE
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guy, George. And over here, GEORGE LIGHTS, also known as Oscar.
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LIGHTS, also known as Oscar.
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LIGHTS, also known as Oscar. George Light.
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George Light.
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George Light. Oscar, how much do you love the fact
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Oscar, how much do you love the fact
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Oscar, how much do you love the fact that everybody says you look like
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that everybody says you look like
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that everybody says you look like George? You guys look alike.
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George? You guys look alike.
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George? You guys look alike. Um, I love it a lot.
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Um, I love it a lot.
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Um, I love it a lot. You love it a lot. How about you,
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You love it a lot. How about you,
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You love it a lot. How about you, George? You love it.
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George? You love it.
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George? You love it. Sure, why not?
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Sure, why not?
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Sure, why not? George and son of George. I'm sorry it's
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George and son of George. I'm sorry it's
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George and son of George. I'm sorry it's a little windy here between these giant
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a little windy here between these giant
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a little windy here between these giant buildings. Today, I am down here in
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buildings. Today, I am down here in
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buildings. Today, I am down here in downtown LOS ANGELES BECAUSE THAT is
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downtown LOS ANGELES BECAUSE THAT is
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downtown LOS ANGELES BECAUSE THAT is where Oscar lives. Oscar lives in
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where Oscar lives. Oscar lives in
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where Oscar lives. Oscar lives in downtown LA. He is working on editing a
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downtown LA. He is working on editing a
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downtown LA. He is working on editing a video for me called, well, never mind
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video for me called, well, never mind
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video for me called, well, never mind what it's called, but he's working on
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what it's called, but he's working on
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what it's called, but he's working on editing a video for me while I'm waiting
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editing a video for me while I'm waiting
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editing a video for me while I'm waiting for reinforcements to arrive for my
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for reinforcements to arrive for my
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for reinforcements to arrive for my computer problems to be solved. And
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computer problems to be solved. And
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computer problems to be solved. And George decided to roll with me down to
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George decided to roll with me down to
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George decided to roll with me down to downtown LA and enjoy the sights, the
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downtown LA and enjoy the sights, the
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downtown LA and enjoy the sights, the sounds, and the oh so wonderful and so
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sounds, and the oh so wonderful and so
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sounds, and the oh so wonderful and so myriad smells. What are YOU GUYS DOING?
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myriad smells. What are YOU GUYS DOING?
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myriad smells. What are YOU GUYS DOING? COME ON, GUYS. Come with me. Now, George
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COME ON, GUYS. Come with me. Now, George
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COME ON, GUYS. Come with me. Now, George and Oscar here, they may look similar in
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and Oscar here, they may look similar in
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and Oscar here, they may look similar in that they both have glasses. I think
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that they both have glasses. I think
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that they both have glasses. I think George's head is a little more square
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George's head is a little more square
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George's head is a little more square than Oscars's. They may look similar,
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than Oscars's. They may look similar,
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than Oscars's. They may look similar, but these guys are actually polar
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but these guys are actually polar
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but these guys are actually polar complete opposites. For one thing,
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complete opposites. For one thing,
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complete opposites. For one thing, George here loves Batman, but he loves
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George here loves Batman, but he loves
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George here loves Batman, but he loves Batman too much. He loves Batman so much
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Batman too much. He loves Batman so much
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Batman too much. He loves Batman so much that he even loves the Joel Shoemacher
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that he even loves the Joel Shoemacher
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that he even loves the Joel Shoemacher movies. You were just trying to defend
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movies. You were just trying to defend
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movies. You were just trying to defend It's really windy. We got to come over
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It's really windy. We got to come over
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It's really windy. We got to come over here. You were just trying to defend
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here. You were just trying to defend
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here. You were just trying to defend Batman and Robin to me, were you not?
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Batman and Robin to me, were you not?
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Batman and Robin to me, were you not? like 5 seconds ago.
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like 5 seconds ago.
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like 5 seconds ago. It's a great movie.
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It's a great movie.
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It's a great movie. Oscar over here claims to hate Batman.
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Oscar over here claims to hate Batman.
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Oscar over here claims to hate Batman. He's like, "You don't even like Batman."
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He's like, "You don't even like Batman."
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He's like, "You don't even like Batman." Like, as a concept, I'M NOT EVEN A FAN
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Like, as a concept, I'M NOT EVEN A FAN
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Like, as a concept, I'M NOT EVEN A FAN OF Batman yet.
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OF Batman yet.
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OF Batman yet. Why?
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Why?
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Why? A, nobody hates Batman. And B, he's got
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A, nobody hates Batman. And B, he's got
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A, nobody hates Batman. And B, he's got a paper craft Batman helmet in his room.
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a paper craft Batman helmet in his room.
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a paper craft Batman helmet in his room. It looks cool.
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It looks cool.
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It looks cool. You're building a Batman mask because
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You're building a Batman mask because
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You're building a Batman mask because you hate Batman.
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you hate Batman.
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you hate Batman. So, he likes Batman.
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So, he likes Batman.
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So, he likes Batman. He loves Batman, bro. And then this guy
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He loves Batman, bro. And then this guy
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He loves Batman, bro. And then this guy loves Batman too much. You're lying.
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loves Batman too much. You're lying.
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loves Batman too much. You're lying. Something's wrong with that. So, you're
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Something's wrong with that. So, you're
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Something's wrong with that. So, you're a fan of Jar Jar Beans and you're a FAN
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a fan of Jar Jar Beans and you're a FAN
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a fan of Jar Jar Beans and you're a FAN OF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE ME to the
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OF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE ME to the
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OF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE ME to the cooler.
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cooler.
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cooler. I have the worst.
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I have the worst.
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I have the worst. Let's kick some ice.
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Let's kick some ice.
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Let's kick some ice. I have the worst Arnold impersonator.
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I have the worst Arnold impersonator.
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I have the worst Arnold impersonator. Come on.
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Come on.
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Come on. What is that?
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What is that?
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What is that? KILL THE DINOSAUR.
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KILL THE DINOSAUR.
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KILL THE DINOSAUR. THE ICE AGE.
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THE ICE AGE.
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THE ICE AGE. THE ICE AGE.
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THE ICE AGE. OH MY GOSH. YOU GUYS ARE BEST FRIENDS.
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OH MY GOSH. YOU GUYS ARE BEST FRIENDS.
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OH MY GOSH. YOU GUYS ARE BEST FRIENDS. YOU GUYS CAN'T EVEN SAY. But speaking of
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YOU GUYS CAN'T EVEN SAY. But speaking of
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YOU GUYS CAN'T EVEN SAY. But speaking of Batman. Speaking of Batman, we are
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Batman. Speaking of Batman, we are
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Batman. Speaking of Batman, we are standing somewhere super cool. This is
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standing somewhere super cool. This is
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standing somewhere super cool. This is Gotham City right here. Oscar happened
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Gotham City right here. Oscar happened
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Gotham City right here. Oscar happened to casually mention that just down the
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to casually mention that just down the
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to casually mention that just down the road from his house and right next to
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road from his house and right next to
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road from his house and right next to his FedEx office store, right next to
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his FedEx office store, right next to
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his FedEx office store, right next to his FedEx Would you just move the Would
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his FedEx Would you just move the Would
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his FedEx Would you just move the Would you move your right next to his FedEx
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you move your right next to his FedEx
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you move your right next to his FedEx office door is a Gotham City Batman
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office door is a Gotham City Batman
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office door is a Gotham City Batman filming location. Oscar, which Batman
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filming location. Oscar, which Batman
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filming location. Oscar, which Batman movie are we dealing with? George's
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movie are we dealing with? George's
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movie are we dealing with? George's favorite Batman and Robin movie.
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favorite Batman and Robin movie.
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favorite Batman and Robin movie. No, I'm going to have to go with Dark
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No, I'm going to have to go with Dark
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No, I'm going to have to go with Dark KNIGHT RISES.
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KNIGHT RISES.
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KNIGHT RISES. THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. WERE YOU A FAN OF
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THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. WERE YOU A FAN OF
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THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. WERE YOU A FAN OF THE Dark Knight Rises?
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THE Dark Knight Rises?
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THE Dark Knight Rises? Absolutely.
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Absolutely.
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Absolutely. See, that's a good movie.
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See, that's a good movie.
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See, that's a good movie. Now listen, I like Wait, what did you
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Now listen, I like Wait, what did you
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Now listen, I like Wait, what did you just say?
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just say?
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just say? Christian Bill sucks. Worst Batman over
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Christian Bill sucks. Worst Batman over
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Christian Bill sucks. Worst Batman over Christian.
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Christian.
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Christian. [Music]
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Where's Rachel?
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Where's Rachel? Where's Rachel?
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Where's Rachel? Where
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Where
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Where Rachel?
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Rachel?
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Rachel? WHERE'S RACHEL? WHERE IS HE? WHERE ARE
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WHERE'S RACHEL? WHERE IS HE? WHERE ARE
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WHERE'S RACHEL? WHERE IS HE? WHERE ARE THE OTHER DOGS GOING? WHERE ARE ALL THE
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THE OTHER DOGS GOING? WHERE ARE ALL THE
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THE OTHER DOGS GOING? WHERE ARE ALL THE DOGS GOING? RIGHT HERE IS A SCENE IN THE
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DOGS GOING? RIGHT HERE IS A SCENE IN THE
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DOGS GOING? RIGHT HERE IS A SCENE IN THE Dark Knight Rides where Batman's running
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Dark Knight Rides where Batman's running
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Dark Knight Rides where Batman's running away from all the cops on his bat pod
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away from all the cops on his bat pod
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away from all the cops on his bat pod and he turns down this alley right here
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and he turns down this alley right here
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and he turns down this alley right here and the cops surround him. All of the
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and the cops surround him. All of the
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and the cops surround him. All of the I'm sorry for the wind. Hold on a
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I'm sorry for the wind. Hold on a
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I'm sorry for the wind. Hold on a second. All of the cops surround him in
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second. All of the cops surround him in
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second. All of the cops surround him in this alley right here and they tell him
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this alley right here and they tell him
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this alley right here and they tell him what are they telling Oscar? Oscar is
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what are they telling Oscar? Oscar is
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what are they telling Oscar? Oscar is going to narrate the scene. What
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going to narrate the scene. What
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going to narrate the scene. What happens? So Batman's cruising down the
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happens? So Batman's cruising down the
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happens? So Batman's cruising down the road street right here. You can see the
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road street right here. You can see the
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road street right here. You can see the FedEx
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FedEx
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FedEx down Wilshire Boulevard, right? Is that
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down Wilshire Boulevard, right? Is that
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down Wilshire Boulevard, right? Is that where we are?
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where we are?
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where we are? Yep. And then he turns down Lebanon
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Yep. And then he turns down Lebanon
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Yep. And then he turns down Lebanon here.
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here.
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here. Lebanon. You can see that on the sign.
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Lebanon. You can see that on the sign.
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Lebanon. You can see that on the sign. That's how you know it's true, cuz
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That's how you know it's true, cuz
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That's how you know it's true, cuz there's a sign that says it. Okay. Yeah.
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there's a sign that says it. Okay. Yeah.
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there's a sign that says it. Okay. Yeah. Okay. He turns down Lebanon
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Okay. He turns down Lebanon
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Okay. He turns down Lebanon and the cops all circle around this area
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and the cops all circle around this area
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and the cops all circle around this area and the cop says,
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and the cop says,
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and the cop says, "Don't worry, there's no place HE CAN
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"Don't worry, there's no place HE CAN
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"Don't worry, there's no place HE CAN GO.
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GO.
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GO. DON'T WORRY, THERE'S NO PLACE HE CAN
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DON'T WORRY, THERE'S NO PLACE HE CAN
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DON'T WORRY, THERE'S NO PLACE HE CAN GO." BECAUSE EVERY TIME A COP SAYS THAT
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GO." BECAUSE EVERY TIME A COP SAYS THAT
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GO." BECAUSE EVERY TIME A COP SAYS THAT IN A MOVIE, you know, the bad guy or the
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IN A MOVIE, you know, the bad guy or the
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IN A MOVIE, you know, the bad guy or the guy they're chasing is totally getting
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guy they're chasing is totally getting
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guy they're chasing is totally getting caught. And then it's all pitch black
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caught. And then it's all pitch black
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caught. And then it's all pitch black dark down there, right? The way I
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dark down there, right? The way I
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dark down there, right? The way I remember it. And all the lights come on.
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remember it. And all the lights come on.
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remember it. And all the lights come on. Joom. And Batman flies the bat. That
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Joom. And Batman flies the bat. That
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Joom. And Batman flies the bat. That little helicopter cool thingy that he
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little helicopter cool thingy that he
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little helicopter cool thingy that he has out of here.
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has out of here.
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has out of here. Past these buildings and up past this
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Past these buildings and up past this
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Past these buildings and up past this building.
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building.
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building. Oscar, you're not even paying attention.
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Oscar, you're not even paying attention.
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Oscar, you're not even paying attention. Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh. So Batman flies out of here.
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So Batman flies out of here.
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So Batman flies out of here. Over. See, now you everyone's got deja
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Over. See, now you everyone's got deja
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Over. See, now you everyone's got deja vu. And he goes up past this building,
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vu. And he goes up past this building,
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vu. And he goes up past this building, right?
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right?
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right? Yep. And you can see that.
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Yep. And you can see that.
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Yep. And you can see that. You can see this in the shot.
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You can see this in the shot.
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You can see this in the shot. You see that in the shot?
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You see that in the shot?
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You see that in the shot? So this right here is the alley Batman
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So this right here is the alley Batman
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So this right here is the alley Batman gets surrounded in. So hold on a second
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gets surrounded in. So hold on a second
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gets surrounded in. So hold on a second really quick. Let's go walk around and
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really quick. Let's go walk around and
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really quick. Let's go walk around and go over there. Let's go into that alley.
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go over there. Let's go into that alley.
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go over there. Let's go into that alley. So, really quick. Hey, that's the crazy
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So, really quick. Hey, that's the crazy
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So, really quick. Hey, that's the crazy guy. That guy right there that just
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guy. That guy right there that just
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guy. That guy right there that just walked out was the guy in this car and
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walked out was the guy in this car and
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walked out was the guy in this car and he was like going all against traffic
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he was like going all against traffic
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he was like going all against traffic and getting all crazy.
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and getting all crazy.
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and getting all crazy. You guys don't know, but we know. So,
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You guys don't know, but we know. So,
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You guys don't know, but we know. So, let me get this straight.
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let me get this straight.
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let me get this straight. You're not a fan of Batman. What are you
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You're not a fan of Batman. What are you
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You're not a fan of Batman. What are you a fan of? Like, what would you say?
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a fan of? Like, what would you say?
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a fan of? Like, what would you say? You're like a superhero guy. I'm losing
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You're like a superhero guy. I'm losing
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You're like a superhero guy. I'm losing my voice. Thanks, Christian.
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my voice. Thanks, Christian.
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my voice. Thanks, Christian. Best part of the movie was when the
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Best part of the movie was when the
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Best part of the movie was when the Flash showed up.
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Flash showed up.
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Flash showed up. The Flash.
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The Flash.
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The Flash. Okay. You're a big fan of the Flash. A
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Okay. You're a big fan of the Flash. A
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Okay. You're a big fan of the Flash. A spoiler though.
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spoiler though.
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spoiler though. Barry Gordon. Brian Adams. That is a
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Barry Gordon. Brian Adams. That is a
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Barry Gordon. Brian Adams. That is a spoiler. Brian Adams. My favorite.
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spoiler. Brian Adams. My favorite.
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spoiler. Brian Adams. My favorite. Brian Adams, your favorite Flash.
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Brian Adams, your favorite Flash.
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Brian Adams, your favorite Flash. And what else? Super Woman probably or
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And what else? Super Woman probably or
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And what else? Super Woman probably or something.
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something.
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something. No, the Green Lantern.
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No, the Green Lantern.
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No, the Green Lantern. The Green Lantern. All the weird ones.
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The Green Lantern. All the weird ones.
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The Green Lantern. All the weird ones. What?
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What?
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What? Flash could kill Batman in a second.
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Flash could kill Batman in a second.
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Flash could kill Batman in a second. Stop and hate Batman.
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Stop and hate Batman.
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Stop and hate Batman. Yet you CAN TELL US. EXACTLY. RUN. RUN.
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Yet you CAN TELL US. EXACTLY. RUN. RUN.
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Yet you CAN TELL US. EXACTLY. RUN. RUN. It's yellow. It's legit. OH MY GOSH,
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It's yellow. It's legit. OH MY GOSH,
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It's yellow. It's legit. OH MY GOSH, THAT HURTS MY FOOT.
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LOOK AT THESE GUYS STUCK ON THE OTHER
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LOOK AT THESE GUYS STUCK ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET LIKE NINKHAM POOPS
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SIDE OF THE STREET LIKE NINKHAM POOPS
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SIDE OF THE STREET LIKE NINKHAM POOPS WHILE I WALK AROUND VERY LOUDLY
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WHILE I WALK AROUND VERY LOUDLY
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WHILE I WALK AROUND VERY LOUDLY EXCLAIMING TO MY HEART'S CONTENT. LOOK
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EXCLAIMING TO MY HEART'S CONTENT. LOOK
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EXCLAIMING TO MY HEART'S CONTENT. LOOK AT YOU SUCKERS STUCK ACROSS THE STREET
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AT YOU SUCKERS STUCK ACROSS THE STREET
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AT YOU SUCKERS STUCK ACROSS THE STREET while I'm alone with no friends. Oscar
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while I'm alone with no friends. Oscar
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while I'm alone with no friends. Oscar doesn't like Batman. Yeah, he can hold
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doesn't like Batman. Yeah, he can hold
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doesn't like Batman. Yeah, he can hold my leg. He can precisely tell us
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my leg. He can precisely tell us
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my leg. He can precisely tell us where everyone is standing in the scene
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where everyone is standing in the scene
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where everyone is standing in the scene from the Batman movie he claims not to
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from the Batman movie he claims not to
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from the Batman movie he claims not to like. I'm going to call he likes Batman.
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like. I'm going to call he likes Batman.
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like. I'm going to call he likes Batman. Look at this right here. Lebanon Street
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Look at this right here. Lebanon Street
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Look at this right here. Lebanon Street aka the Gotham City Alley.
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aka the Gotham City Alley.
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aka the Gotham City Alley. Just think about it. This is a place
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Just think about it. This is a place
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Just think about it. This is a place from a movie that millions of people
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from a movie that millions of people
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from a movie that millions of people minus Oscar love right there. I'm going
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minus Oscar love right there. I'm going
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minus Oscar love right there. I'm going to try and catch my breath and just
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to try and catch my breath and just
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to try and catch my breath and just breathe and let you take a look at this
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breathe and let you take a look at this
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breathe and let you take a look at this this little skinny street. In the movie,
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this little skinny street. In the movie,
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this little skinny street. In the movie, it actually does look like an alley. It
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it actually does look like an alley. It
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it actually does look like an alley. It looks like it dead ends right there, but
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looks like it dead ends right there, but
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looks like it dead ends right there, but it doesn't. It's totally open back
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it doesn't. It's totally open back
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it doesn't. It's totally open back there. Kind of creepy. So, this is where
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there. Kind of creepy. So, this is where
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there. Kind of creepy. So, this is where the bat takes off and flies up to the
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the bat takes off and flies up to the
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the bat takes off and flies up to the sky. Now, let me ask you guys a question
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sky. Now, let me ask you guys a question
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sky. Now, let me ask you guys a question really quick. How do we feel about the
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really quick. How do we feel about the
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really quick. How do we feel about the bat? You guys remember that movie The
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bat? You guys remember that movie The
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bat? You guys remember that movie The Dark Knight Rises? The third one with
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Dark Knight Rises? The third one with
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Dark Knight Rises? The third one with Bane. Hey, it's me, Bane. I shout
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Bane. Hey, it's me, Bane. I shout
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Bane. Hey, it's me, Bane. I shout nothing at all like Shan Connory from
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nothing at all like Shan Connory from
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nothing at all like Shan Connory from Saturday Night Live. It's me.
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Saturday Night Live. It's me.
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Saturday Night Live. It's me. Tyler almost ruined that movie for me
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Tyler almost ruined that movie for me
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Tyler almost ruined that movie for me because the second we got out of that
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because the second we got out of that
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because the second we got out of that movie, he's like, "Dude, I held on to it
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movie, he's like, "Dude, I held on to it
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movie, he's like, "Dude, I held on to it the whole time." Like right after we saw
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the whole time." Like right after we saw
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the whole time." Like right after we saw the end of the movie, he comes outside
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the end of the movie, he comes outside
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the end of the movie, he comes outside and he's like, "I held it in the whole
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and he's like, "I held it in the whole
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and he's like, "I held it in the whole time, so I didn't want to ruin the movie
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time, so I didn't want to ruin the movie
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time, so I didn't want to ruin the movie for you while you were watching it." But
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for you while you were watching it." But
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for you while you were watching it." But let's not stand on formality, Mr. Wayne.
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let's not stand on formality, Mr. Wayne.
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let's not stand on formality, Mr. Wayne. It's me. That's not what your mother
7:52
It's me. That's not what your mother
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It's me. That's not what your mother said last night, Mr. Wayne.
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said last night, Mr. Wayne.
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said last night, Mr. Wayne. Like brought up the whole Saturday.
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Like brought up the whole Saturday.
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Like brought up the whole Saturday. Anyway, how do we feel about The Bat?
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Anyway, how do we feel about The Bat?
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Anyway, how do we feel about The Bat? I think it's awesome.
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I think it's awesome.
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I think it's awesome. You think The Bat's awesome? The Bat
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You think The Bat's awesome? The Bat
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You think The Bat's awesome? The Bat Wing, 1989 Tim Burton Batman movie. like
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Wing, 1989 Tim Burton Batman movie. like
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Wing, 1989 Tim Burton Batman movie. like my favorite Batman flying or something.
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my favorite Batman flying or something.
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my favorite Batman flying or something. Oh, that one's cool, bro. Oh, you guys
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Oh, that one's cool, bro. Oh, you guys
8:08
Oh, that one's cool, bro. Oh, you guys are going to fight F fight after the
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are going to fight F fight after the
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are going to fight F fight after the vlog. Fight after.
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vlog. Fight after.
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vlog. Fight after. But the bat, a lot of people didn't like
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But the bat, a lot of people didn't like
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But the bat, a lot of people didn't like it. They're like, "What is that thing?
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it. They're like, "What is that thing?
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it. They're like, "What is that thing? It looks like an insect." Did you think
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It looks like an insect." Did you think
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It looks like an insect." Did you think it was cool? The bat?
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it was cool? The bat?
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it was cool? The bat? I thought it was cool.
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I thought it was cool.
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I thought it was cool. It was pretty cool. Okay. A Batman hater
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It was pretty cool. Okay. A Batman hater
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It was pretty cool. Okay. A Batman hater claims to like the bat.
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claims to like the bat.
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claims to like the bat. A lot of people felt the same way about
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A lot of people felt the same way about
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A lot of people felt the same way about the Batmobile.
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the Batmobile.
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the Batmobile. Tumbler.
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Tumbler.
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Tumbler. The tumbler.
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The tumbler.
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The tumbler. I like the tumbler.
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I like the tumbler.
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I like the tumbler. It's cool.
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It's cool.
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It's cool. The bat I was a little more like,
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The bat I was a little more like,
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The bat I was a little more like, it's a modern twist of the whole story.
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it's a modern twist of the whole story.
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it's a modern twist of the whole story. I couldn't handle the bat at first. I
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I couldn't handle the bat at first. I
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I couldn't handle the bat at first. I was like, when I got the toy for my son
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was like, when I got the toy for my son
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was like, when I got the toy for my son at first, I was like, is this cool or
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at first, I was like, is this cool or
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at first, I was like, is this cool or not cool? But the movie, it kind of won
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not cool? But the movie, it kind of won
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not cool? But the movie, it kind of won me over. It kind of won me over. The
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me over. It kind of won me over. The
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me over. It kind of won me over. The only problem was Bruce Wayne leaves it
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only problem was Bruce Wayne leaves it
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only problem was Bruce Wayne leaves it on a rooftop, leaves Gotham, gets his
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on a rooftop, leaves Gotham, gets his
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on a rooftop, leaves Gotham, gets his back broken, the whole thing by bane.
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back broken, the whole thing by bane.
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back broken, the whole thing by bane. You had time to watch it. Don't complain
8:44
You had time to watch it. Don't complain
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You had time to watch it. Don't complain about spoilers. I hear you out there.
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about spoilers. I hear you out there.
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about spoilers. I hear you out there. And he leaves it on a rooftop.
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And he leaves it on a rooftop.
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And he leaves it on a rooftop. Meanwhile, mobs of people are all over
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Meanwhile, mobs of people are all over
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Meanwhile, mobs of people are all over Gotham City looting and rioting and
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Gotham City looting and rioting and
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Gotham City looting and rioting and doing whatever it is that they do. By
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doing whatever it is that they do. By
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doing whatever it is that they do. By the way, you guys, you don't understand
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the way, you guys, you don't understand
8:54
the way, you guys, you don't understand the kind of smell that we are
8:56
the kind of smell that we are
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the kind of smell that we are experiencing here. So, all these looters
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experiencing here. So, all these looters
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experiencing here. So, all these looters and riers are going crazy. The bats on
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and riers are going crazy. The bats on
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and riers are going crazy. The bats on top of this building the whole time and
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top of this building the whole time and
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top of this building the whole time and none of them ever find it. Yeah. They
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none of them ever find it. Yeah. They
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none of them ever find it. Yeah. They break into every room and find every
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break into every room and find every
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break into every room and find every guy. They find Commissioner Gordon. No,
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guy. They find Commissioner Gordon. No,
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guy. They find Commissioner Gordon. No, they don't ever find him, but they find
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they don't ever find him, but they find
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they don't ever find him, but they find everybody else. They find Morgan
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everybody else. They find Morgan
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everybody else. They find Morgan Freeman, which there he is right there.
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Freeman, which there he is right there.
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Freeman, which there he is right there. And they do all this stuff, but they
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And they do all this stuff, but they
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And they do all this stuff, but they never find a freaking crazy military
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never find a freaking crazy military
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never find a freaking crazy military helicopter up on the roof.
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helicopter up on the roof.
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helicopter up on the roof. But this guy right here,
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But this guy right here,
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But this guy right here, look, it's Commissioner Gordon. Did you
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look, it's Commissioner Gordon. Did you
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look, it's Commissioner Gordon. Did you see how much that guy actually did look
9:23
see how much that guy actually did look
9:23
see how much that guy actually did look like him?
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like him?
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like him? Like Gary Oldman. That was Gary. Gary.
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Like Gary Oldman. That was Gary. Gary.
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Like Gary Oldman. That was Gary. Gary. Gary Oldman.
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Gary Oldman.
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Gary Oldman. We could always hope, right? I thought
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We could always hope, right? I thought
9:28
We could always hope, right? I thought maybe for one second he'd be like, "Yes,
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maybe for one second he'd be like, "Yes,
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maybe for one second he'd be like, "Yes, it's me, Gary Oldman. I totally talk
9:31
it's me, Gary Oldman. I totally talk
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it's me, Gary Oldman. I totally talk like this." Probably as far as you know,
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like this." Probably as far as you know,
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like this." Probably as far as you know, Sid Vicious. I mean, I
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Sid Vicious. I mean, I
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Sid Vicious. I mean, I Okay,
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Okay,
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Okay, you never saw Sid and Nancy. That's
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you never saw Sid and Nancy. That's
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you never saw Sid and Nancy. That's cool.
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cool.
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cool. There's a
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There's a
9:41
There's a What?
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What? Even I saw that.
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Even I saw that.
9:43
Even I saw that. Do you like punk music?
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Do you like punk music?
9:45
Do you like punk music? Kind of.
9:45
Kind of.
9:45
Kind of. Kind of. Anyway, we're going to skip
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Kind of. Anyway, we're going to skip
9:47
Kind of. Anyway, we're going to skip over that. So, what did you think about
9:48
over that. So, what did you think about
9:48
over that. So, what did you think about the bat? I thought the bat was pretty
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the bat? I thought the bat was pretty
9:49
the bat? I thought the bat was pretty cool. Either way, the bat was right
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cool. Either way, the bat was right
9:50
cool. Either way, the bat was right here. Now, we can actually move forward.
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here. Now, we can actually move forward.
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here. Now, we can actually move forward. I forgot why I was just standing still
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I forgot why I was just standing still
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I forgot why I was just standing still right there. Is that a banana peel?
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right there. Is that a banana peel?
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right there. Is that a banana peel? YES,
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YES,
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YES, THERE'S A BANANA PEEL IN A TRASH CAN.
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THERE'S A BANANA PEEL IN A TRASH CAN.
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THERE'S A BANANA PEEL IN A TRASH CAN. OH, MY CHILDHOOD CARTOON FANTASIES HAVE
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OH, MY CHILDHOOD CARTOON FANTASIES HAVE
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OH, MY CHILDHOOD CARTOON FANTASIES HAVE COME TO LIFE. A BANANA PEEL IN A TRASH
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COME TO LIFE. A BANANA PEEL IN A TRASH
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COME TO LIFE. A BANANA PEEL IN A TRASH CAN. OH, LOOK. There's cops down here.
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CAN. OH, LOOK. There's cops down here.
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CAN. OH, LOOK. There's cops down here. You think if I keep screaming that the
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You think if I keep screaming that the
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You think if I keep screaming that the cops would be excited about it?
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cops would be excited about it?
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cops would be excited about it? Uh, hold on, guys. Where do you think
10:09
Uh, hold on, guys. Where do you think
10:09
Uh, hold on, guys. Where do you think Where do you reckon the bat would have
10:11
Where do you reckon the bat would have
10:11
Where do you reckon the bat would have been? Like about
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been? Like about
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been? Like about about here in the alley? Were you here
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about here in the alley? Were you here
10:14
about here in the alley? Were you here when they filmed it?
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when they filmed it?
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when they filmed it? No.
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No.
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No. Okay. Well, right about here. If we
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Okay. Well, right about here. If we
10:17
Okay. Well, right about here. If we stand here, we can live out our
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stand here, we can live out our
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stand here, we can live out our fantasies of being Batman. So,
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fantasies of being Batman. So,
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fantasies of being Batman. So, basically, the bat pod. That's what it's
10:23
basically, the bat pod. That's what it's
10:23
basically, the bat pod. That's what it's called, right? How do YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S
10:25
called, right? How do YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S
10:25
called, right? How do YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED, BRO?
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CALLED, BRO?
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CALLED, BRO? GET OFF THE BAT POD. Get out the bat
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GET OFF THE BAT POD. Get out the bat
10:27
GET OFF THE BAT POD. Get out the bat pod.
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pod.
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pod. But he claims to go get in the bat. But
10:30
But he claims to go get in the bat. But
10:30
But he claims to go get in the bat. But how? What happened to the bat pod?
10:31
how? What happened to the bat pod?
10:31
how? What happened to the bat pod? You leave it there.
10:33
You leave it there.
10:33
You leave it there. But then
10:33
But then
10:33
But then exploded.
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exploded.
10:34
exploded. What?
10:34
What? Or maybe you bat woman.
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Or maybe you bat woman.
10:36
Or maybe you bat woman. YEAH. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FREAKING BAT
10:37
YEAH. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FREAKING BAT
10:37
YEAH. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FREAKING BAT POD in the movie?
10:38
POD in the movie?
10:38
POD in the movie? They weren't They weren't allies yet.
10:40
They weren't They weren't allies yet.
10:40
They weren't They weren't allies yet. Huh? They were What happened to the bat?
10:42
Huh? They were What happened to the bat?
10:42
Huh? They were What happened to the bat? Okay. Well, let's not worry about what
10:43
Okay. Well, let's not worry about what
10:43
Okay. Well, let's not worry about what happened. Let's not worry about the plot
10:45
happened. Let's not worry about the plot
10:45
happened. Let's not worry about the plot holes for the sake of the movie. BATMAN
10:47
holes for the sake of the movie. BATMAN
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holes for the sake of the movie. BATMAN STANDS RIGHT HERE. I'M GETTING IN MY
10:48
STANDS RIGHT HERE. I'M GETTING IN MY
10:48
STANDS RIGHT HERE. I'M GETTING IN MY BAT. HAHA. COPS. YOU'RE SAYING THAT I'LL
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BAT. HAHA. COPS. YOU'RE SAYING THAT I'LL
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BAT. HAHA. COPS. YOU'RE SAYING THAT I'LL NEVER ESCAPE, BUT I'M TOTALLY GOING TO
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NEVER ESCAPE, BUT I'M TOTALLY GOING TO
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NEVER ESCAPE, BUT I'M TOTALLY GOING TO ESCAPE LIKE I DID EVERY OTHER TIME. JUST
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ESCAPE LIKE I DID EVERY OTHER TIME. JUST
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ESCAPE LIKE I DID EVERY OTHER TIME. JUST TELL ME ONE THING, OSCAR. WHERE ARE THE
10:57
TELL ME ONE THING, OSCAR. WHERE ARE THE
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TELL ME ONE THING, OSCAR. WHERE ARE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING?
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OTHER DRUGS GOING?
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OTHER DRUGS GOING? WHY DIDN'T YOU THROW THIS in the trash
10:59
WHY DIDN'T YOU THROW THIS in the trash
10:59
WHY DIDN'T YOU THROW THIS in the trash right there?
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right there?
11:00
right there? You had a perfect opportunity to throw
11:01
You had a perfect opportunity to throw
11:01
You had a perfect opportunity to throw that away. Instead, you just carried it
11:02
that away. Instead, you just carried it
11:02
that away. Instead, you just carried it around with you like you, I think.
11:04
around with you like you, I think.
11:04
around with you like you, I think. Okay. I just want to say for the record,
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Okay. I just want to say for the record,
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Okay. I just want to say for the record, too. I picked up George at his house and
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too. I picked up George at his house and
11:08
too. I picked up George at his house and I was like, "Dude, let me pee." And he's
11:09
I was like, "Dude, let me pee." And he's
11:09
I was like, "Dude, let me pee." And he's like, "Oh, I would totally let you in my
11:11
like, "Oh, I would totally let you in my
11:11
like, "Oh, I would totally let you in my house to pee, but excuse excuse excuse."
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house to pee, but excuse excuse excuse."
11:13
house to pee, but excuse excuse excuse." And I was like, "That's cool." And made
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And I was like, "That's cool." And made
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And I was like, "That's cool." And made me go to a Taco Bell where we had to pay
11:16
me go to a Taco Bell where we had to pay
11:16
me go to a Taco Bell where we had to pay and be a customer to go to the bathroom.
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and be a customer to go to the bathroom.
11:17
and be a customer to go to the bathroom. Yeah, but you wanted to buy you wanted
11:19
Yeah, but you wanted to buy you wanted
11:19
Yeah, but you wanted to buy you wanted to buy a soda for the sake of the story.
11:20
to buy a soda for the sake of the story.
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to buy a soda for the sake of the story. You wanted to buy a soda anyway.
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You wanted to buy a soda anyway.
11:21
You wanted to buy a soda anyway. For the sake of the story.
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For the sake of the story.
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For the sake of the story. You wanted to buy a soda anyway.
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You wanted to buy a soda anyway. For the sake of the story. And then I
11:24
For the sake of the story. And then I
11:24
For the sake of the story. And then I showed up to Oscar's house and there
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showed up to Oscar's house and there
11:26
showed up to Oscar's house and there were games, a puppy,
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were games, a puppy,
11:30
were games, a puppy, Mountain Dew, and his wife gave me a
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Mountain Dew, and his wife gave me a
11:33
Mountain Dew, and his wife gave me a gluten-free cupcake.
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gluten-free cupcake.
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gluten-free cupcake. In other words, I got to step my game
11:37
In other words, I got to step my game
11:37
In other words, I got to step my game up.
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up.
11:38
up. YOU GOT TO STEP UP YOUR GAME, BRO.
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YOU GOT TO STEP UP YOUR GAME, BRO.
11:41
YOU GOT TO STEP UP YOUR GAME, BRO. I can't. Everyone's having a hard enough
11:43
I can't. Everyone's having a hard enough
11:43
I can't. Everyone's having a hard enough time telling you guys apart. I got to
11:45
time telling you guys apart. I got to
11:45
time telling you guys apart. I got to pick which one of you is going to be my
11:46
pick which one of you is going to be my
11:46
pick which one of you is going to be my new best friend.
11:47
new best friend.
11:47
new best friend. I provide you something.
11:47
I provide you something.
11:48
I provide you something. AND OSCAR, I GOT TO TELL YOU,
11:49
AND OSCAR, I GOT TO TELL YOU,
11:49
AND OSCAR, I GOT TO TELL YOU, I provide you something so much more
11:51
I provide you something so much more
11:51
I provide you something so much more valuable. Friendship. No, but but Oscar
11:53
valuable. Friendship. No, but but Oscar
11:53
valuable. Friendship. No, but but Oscar is also providing friendship in the
11:55
is also providing friendship in the
11:55
is also providing friendship in the warming cupcakes. Well, what the heck is
11:57
warming cupcakes. Well, what the heck is
11:57
warming cupcakes. Well, what the heck is that?
11:58
that?
11:58
that? That was a car. I thought IT WAS MY
12:01
That was a car. I thought IT WAS MY
12:01
That was a car. I thought IT WAS MY PACEMAKER. OH JEEZ. OH JEEZ. OH JEEZ. OH
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PACEMAKER. OH JEEZ. OH JEEZ. OH JEEZ. OH
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PACEMAKER. OH JEEZ. OH JEEZ. OH JEEZ. OH JEEZ. WAS GARY OLDMAN. GARY, come back
12:09
JEEZ. WAS GARY OLDMAN. GARY, come back
12:09
JEEZ. WAS GARY OLDMAN. GARY, come back to me, Gary. Okay, the point of this
12:11
to me, Gary. Okay, the point of this
12:11
to me, Gary. Okay, the point of this vlog isn't just to show the Batman. I'm
12:13
vlog isn't just to show the Batman. I'm
12:13
vlog isn't just to show the Batman. I'm legitimately losing my voice. How do you
12:15
legitimately losing my voice. How do you
12:15
legitimately losing my voice. How do you think Christian Bale did all that for
12:17
think Christian Bale did all that for
12:17
think Christian Bale did all that for like that long in a movie?
12:18
like that long in a movie?
12:18
like that long in a movie? I know. It was stupid. Should have never
12:19
I know. It was stupid. Should have never
12:20
I know. It was stupid. Should have never done it.
12:20
done it.
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done it. All right, that wasn't the point of the
12:21
All right, that wasn't the point of the
12:21
All right, that wasn't the point of the vlog. The point of the vlog is actually
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vlog. The point of the vlog is actually
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vlog. The point of the vlog is actually around the corner here on what is this?
12:25
around the corner here on what is this?
12:25
around the corner here on what is this? What's this street right here?
12:26
What's this street right here?
12:26
What's this street right here? Um I don't know.
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Um I don't know.
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Um I don't know. On Big City Avenue, right across the
12:31
On Big City Avenue, right across the
12:31
On Big City Avenue, right across the street is something I thought.
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street is something I thought.
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street is something I thought. What is it?
12:33
What is it?
12:33
What is it? Seventh.
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Seventh.
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Seventh. Seventh.
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Seventh. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. How do you know? What if it's eighth and
12:36
How do you know? What if it's eighth and
12:36
How do you know? What if it's eighth and you just counted wrong?
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you just counted wrong?
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you just counted wrong? Never mind.
12:38
Never mind.
12:38
Never mind. All right. All right. We're going across
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All right. All right. We're going across
12:39
All right. All right. We're going across the street. I want to show you something
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the street. I want to show you something
12:41
the street. I want to show you something I think is pretty cool. Now, one could
12:44
I think is pretty cool. Now, one could
12:44
I think is pretty cool. Now, one could say that the downtown area of the city
12:46
say that the downtown area of the city
12:46
say that the downtown area of the city of Los Angeles is a city back on the
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of Los Angeles is a city back on the
12:50
of Los Angeles is a city back on the rise. For decades and decades and
12:51
rise. For decades and decades and
12:52
rise. For decades and decades and decades, downtown LA was pretty much
12:53
decades, downtown LA was pretty much
12:53
decades, downtown LA was pretty much just known as like just kind of a
12:55
just known as like just kind of a
12:55
just known as like just kind of a nuclear wasteland. Like almost
12:56
nuclear wasteland. Like almost
12:56
nuclear wasteland. Like almost everything was empty and abandoned and
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everything was empty and abandoned and
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everything was empty and abandoned and just kind of nasty down here. Like
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just kind of nasty down here. Like
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just kind of nasty down here. Like really, really nasty. But lately, it's
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really, really nasty. But lately, it's
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really, really nasty. But lately, it's being gentrified and rehipsterized and
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being gentrified and rehipsterized and
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being gentrified and rehipsterized and fancified and all this stuff. And now
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fancified and all this stuff. And now
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fancified and all this stuff. And now it's very very strange mix of people.
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it's very very strange mix of people.
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it's very very strange mix of people. You can go on one block and it'll be
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You can go on one block and it'll be
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You can go on one block and it'll be Skid Row. There'll be homeless people
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Skid Row. There'll be homeless people
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Skid Row. There'll be homeless people everywhere. People asking you for money,
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everywhere. People asking you for money,
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everywhere. People asking you for money, people offering you crack, literally
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people offering you crack, literally
13:16
people offering you crack, literally cooking things in spoons, which I
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cooking things in spoons, which I
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cooking things in spoons, which I totally don't understand. Children, ask
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totally don't understand. Children, ask
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totally don't understand. Children, ask your parents about that kind of
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your parents about that kind of
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your parents about that kind of chemistry when you're older. And all
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chemistry when you're older. And all
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chemistry when you're older. And all kinds of crazy stuff will be happening.
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kinds of crazy stuff will be happening.
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kinds of crazy stuff will be happening. And then you'll turn the corner and
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And then you'll turn the corner and
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And then you'll turn the corner and there's an H&M, a Victoria Secret, a
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there's an H&M, a Victoria Secret, a
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there's an H&M, a Victoria Secret, a Bath & Body Works. But the one thing
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Bath & Body Works. But the one thing
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Bath & Body Works. But the one thing that never really went away from
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that never really went away from
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that never really went away from downtown LA ever was business. And you
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downtown LA ever was business. And you
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downtown LA ever was business. And you still have all these crazy towers. And
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still have all these crazy towers. And
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still have all these crazy towers. And here's some new ones on the rise coming
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here's some new ones on the rise coming
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here's some new ones on the rise coming up in LA. I don't know what I'm doing.
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up in LA. I don't know what I'm doing.
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up in LA. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just trying not to lose my voice.
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I'm just trying not to lose my voice.
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I'm just trying not to lose my voice. Uh, you have all these business towers
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Uh, you have all these business towers
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Uh, you have all these business towers down here and all kinds of crazy
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down here and all kinds of crazy
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down here and all kinds of crazy companies. For example, I'm standing in
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companies. For example, I'm standing in
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companies. For example, I'm standing in front of this building here, the Ernst
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front of this building here, the Ernst
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front of this building here, the Ernst and Young Plaza. Ernst Staro Blofeld
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and Young Plaza. Ernst Staro Blofeld
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and Young Plaza. Ernst Staro Blofeld Plaza. You got Pillsbury in here and
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Plaza. You got Pillsbury in here and
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Plaza. You got Pillsbury in here and worldwide facilities. They just got
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worldwide facilities. They just got
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worldwide facilities. They just got facilities all over the world, guys.
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facilities all over the world, guys.
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facilities all over the world, guys. Worldwide. It's worldwide. They have
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Worldwide. It's worldwide. They have
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Worldwide. It's worldwide. They have facilities. You can do stuff in them.
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facilities. You can do stuff in them.
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facilities. You can do stuff in them. You got Chicago Title. They have their
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You got Chicago Title. They have their
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You got Chicago Title. They have their national commercial services here.
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national commercial services here.
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national commercial services here. Here's a fact for you. I actually once
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Here's a fact for you. I actually once
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Here's a fact for you. I actually once worked for Chicago Title Insurance
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worked for Chicago Title Insurance
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worked for Chicago Title Insurance Company. This company right here, I
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Company. This company right here, I
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Company. This company right here, I worked for for a while. And I worked in
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worked for for a while. And I worked in
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worked for for a while. And I worked in a tiny little cubicle, a tiny little
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a tiny little cubicle, a tiny little
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a tiny little cubicle, a tiny little space, actually like sort of a half
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space, actually like sort of a half
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space, actually like sort of a half cubicle in a little tiny closet size
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cubicle in a little tiny closet size
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cubicle in a little tiny closet size room with all kinds of guys like this
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room with all kinds of guys like this
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room with all kinds of guys like this guy dressed in the white shirt with the
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guy dressed in the white shirt with the
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guy dressed in the white shirt with the pants, the very very uncomfortable shoes
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pants, the very very uncomfortable shoes
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pants, the very very uncomfortable shoes in this little hot room with all these
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in this little hot room with all these
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in this little hot room with all these printers doing data entry and then
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printers doing data entry and then
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printers doing data entry and then coming up with people's insurance
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coming up with people's insurance
14:38
coming up with people's insurance policies and typing out their policies
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policies and typing out their policies
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policies and typing out their policies and explaining policies and thinking
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and explaining policies and thinking
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and explaining policies and thinking about policies and talking about legal
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about policies and talking about legal
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about policies and talking about legal things. And so I too have worked inside
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things. And so I too have worked inside
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things. And so I too have worked inside of one of these company business store
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of one of these company business store
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of one of these company business store type places. Now some of you know me
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type places. Now some of you know me
14:52
type places. Now some of you know me pretty well by now and you know that I'm
14:54
pretty well by now and you know that I'm
14:54
pretty well by now and you know that I'm really that's kind of putting a square
14:56
really that's kind of putting a square
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really that's kind of putting a square peg in a round hole. Such an opportunity
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peg in a round hole. Such an opportunity
14:58
peg in a round hole. Such an opportunity for a Georgia square head joke, but I'm
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for a Georgia square head joke, but I'm
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for a Georgia square head joke, but I'm just don't have the bullish word to
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just don't have the bullish word to
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just don't have the bullish word to that. I just not that kind of guy. I
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that. I just not that kind of guy. I
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that. I just not that kind of guy. I have always had like the ADD and all the
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have always had like the ADD and all the
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have always had like the ADD and all the crazy stuff and been more hyper and had
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crazy stuff and been more hyper and had
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crazy stuff and been more hyper and had too much energy and always been told to
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too much energy and always been told to
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too much energy and always been told to calm down and all kinds of crazy stuff
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calm down and all kinds of crazy stuff
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calm down and all kinds of crazy stuff like that. And so I never really fit in
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like that. And so I never really fit in
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like that. And so I never really fit in at jobs like that. I don't excel in an
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at jobs like that. I don't excel in an
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at jobs like that. I don't excel in an environment such as that. Now, this guy
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environment such as that. Now, this guy
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environment such as that. Now, this guy behind me, in addition to being a much
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behind me, in addition to being a much
15:16
behind me, in addition to being a much better dresser than me, probably has
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better dresser than me, probably has
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better dresser than me, probably has skills that I will never be able to
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skills that I will never be able to
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skills that I will never be able to acquire. They have skills to be able to
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acquire. They have skills to be able to
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acquire. They have skills to be able to sit there and concentrate and come up
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sit there and concentrate and come up
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sit there and concentrate and come up with business things and do elaborate
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with business things and do elaborate
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with business things and do elaborate calculations in his head and come up
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calculations in his head and come up
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calculations in his head and come up with all kinds of strategies and
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with all kinds of strategies and
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with all kinds of strategies and marketing and wonderful things. I am
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marketing and wonderful things. I am
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marketing and wonderful things. I am just not that kind of person. But I've
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just not that kind of person. But I've
15:31
just not that kind of person. But I've always admired the people who can. That
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always admired the people who can. That
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always admired the people who can. That kind of thing is really crazy. However,
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kind of thing is really crazy. However,
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kind of thing is really crazy. However, so you can see I'm not talking
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so you can see I'm not talking
15:38
so you can see I'm not talking I'm not saying anything bad about people
15:40
I'm not saying anything bad about people
15:40
I'm not saying anything bad about people who go to work and work at those kind of
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who go to work and work at those kind of
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who go to work and work at those kind of jobs and do that kind of stuff. Most of
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jobs and do that kind of stuff. Most of
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jobs and do that kind of stuff. Most of these people could probably not do what
15:45
these people could probably not do what
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these people could probably not do what I do and I could not do what they do.
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I do and I could not do what they do.
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I do and I could not do what they do. And you just have to accept that thing,
15:48
And you just have to accept that thing,
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And you just have to accept that thing, get along and learn that everybody's
15:49
get along and learn that everybody's
15:49
get along and learn that everybody's different. You can't try to fit
15:50
different. You can't try to fit
15:50
different. You can't try to fit everybody in the world into one type of
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everybody in the world into one type of
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everybody in the world into one type of thing, right? And in that spirit, a lot
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thing, right? And in that spirit, a lot
15:56
thing, right? And in that spirit, a lot of people have, you know, sort of turned
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of people have, you know, sort of turned
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of people have, you know, sort of turned on the whole traditional office thing
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on the whole traditional office thing
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on the whole traditional office thing with the suit and tie and the suitcase
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with the suit and tie and the suitcase
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with the suit and tie and the suitcase and the cubicle. That's sort of become
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and the cubicle. That's sort of become
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and the cubicle. That's sort of become the symbol of the oppression of the
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the symbol of the oppression of the
16:06
the symbol of the oppression of the modern man. You know, you take the
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modern man. You know, you take the
16:07
modern man. You know, you take the modern man, you crush him with your job
16:08
modern man, you crush him with your job
16:08
modern man, you crush him with your job and all this stuff. So, I'm not talking
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and all this stuff. So, I'm not talking
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and all this stuff. So, I'm not talking badly about all you guys out there who
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badly about all you guys out there who
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badly about all you guys out there who work those kind of jobs. I respect you
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work those kind of jobs. I respect you
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work those kind of jobs. I respect you very much, honestly, cuz I've tried to
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very much, honestly, cuz I've tried to
16:15
very much, honestly, cuz I've tried to do what you do and boy
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do what you do and boy
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do what you do and boy did I think that tie was going to make
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did I think that tie was going to make
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did I think that tie was going to make my head pop off of my body. Look, a cute
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my head pop off of my body. Look, a cute
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my head pop off of my body. Look, a cute dog. I'm so distracted. Anyway, in the
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dog. I'm so distracted. Anyway, in the
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dog. I'm so distracted. Anyway, in the spirit, this is not me, but in the
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spirit, this is not me, but in the
16:27
spirit, this is not me, but in the spirit of these types of jobs and
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spirit of these types of jobs and
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spirit of these types of jobs and oppressive cubicle type environments
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oppressive cubicle type environments
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oppressive cubicle type environments crushing the soul of man, one intrepid
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crushing the soul of man, one intrepid
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crushing the soul of man, one intrepid artist has somehow come to the heart of
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artist has somehow come to the heart of
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artist has somehow come to the heart of Bunker Hill business district in Los
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Bunker Hill business district in Los
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Bunker Hill business district in Los Angeles in downtown LA. And on this
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Angeles in downtown LA. And on this
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Angeles in downtown LA. And on this Ernst and Young building, managed to
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Ernst and Young building, managed to
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Ernst and Young building, managed to implement a piece of art that I think is
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implement a piece of art that I think is
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implement a piece of art that I think is pretty freaking fantastic. Take a look
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pretty freaking fantastic. Take a look
16:50
pretty freaking fantastic. Take a look at this.
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Just just no. Just look at this. Look at
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Just just no. Just look at this. Look at this.
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this.
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this. What you will see here is a businessman
17:06
What you will see here is a businessman
17:06
What you will see here is a businessman with his head stuck
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with his head stuck
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with his head stuck in to the wall. Now, I feel like this
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in to the wall. Now, I feel like this
17:13
in to the wall. Now, I feel like this piece of art probably didn't need all
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piece of art probably didn't need all
17:14
piece of art probably didn't need all the words I said preceding us taking a
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the words I said preceding us taking a
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the words I said preceding us taking a look at it. I feel like it needs no
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look at it. I feel like it needs no
17:19
look at it. I feel like it needs no explanation. I don't think it takes a
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explanation. I don't think it takes a
17:20
explanation. I don't think it takes a genius to tell you what this piece of
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genius to tell you what this piece of
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genius to tell you what this piece of art means. Now, let's back up and see it
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art means. Now, let's back up and see it
17:25
art means. Now, let's back up and see it a little bit more in context. Over here,
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a little bit more in context. Over here,
17:27
a little bit more in context. Over here, you have this huge financial building
17:30
you have this huge financial building
17:30
you have this huge financial building here. All these different banks are
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here. All these different banks are
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here. All these different banks are located in downtown LA. And then you've
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located in downtown LA. And then you've
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located in downtown LA. And then you've got this guy.
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got this guy.
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got this guy. Look at that. Now, I don't feel like I
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Look at that. Now, I don't feel like I
17:40
Look at that. Now, I don't feel like I need to explain this to Like I was
17:41
need to explain this to Like I was
17:41
need to explain this to Like I was saying, I don't feel like anyone needs
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saying, I don't feel like anyone needs
17:42
saying, I don't feel like anyone needs to explain this piece of art, but if
17:44
to explain this piece of art, but if
17:44
to explain this piece of art, but if this wasn't visually enough to depress
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this wasn't visually enough to depress
17:47
this wasn't visually enough to depress us today,
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us today,
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us today, there's a plaque. Now, let's read the
17:52
there's a plaque. Now, let's read the
17:52
there's a plaque. Now, let's read the plaque, shall we? I'll read it to you
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plaque, shall we? I'll read it to you
17:54
plaque, shall we? I'll read it to you while we take a look at this guy. They
17:55
while we take a look at this guy. They
17:55
while we take a look at this guy. They said I had a head for business. They
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said I had a head for business. They
17:58
said I had a head for business. They said to get ahead, I had to lose my
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said to get ahead, I had to lose my
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said to get ahead, I had to lose my head. They said be concrete and I became
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head. They said be concrete and I became
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head. They said be concrete and I became concrete. They said go, my son,
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concrete. They said go, my son,
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concrete. They said go, my son, multiply, divide, conquer.
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multiply, divide, conquer.
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multiply, divide, conquer. I did my best.
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There's more than one way to live a
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There's more than one way to live a life, folks. There's more than one way
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life, folks. There's more than one way
18:21
life, folks. There's more than one way to make a living. There's more than one
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to make a living. There's more than one
18:23
to make a living. There's more than one way to exist. And as much as I respect
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way to exist. And as much as I respect
18:27
way to exist. And as much as I respect people like this guy and all the other
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people like this guy and all the other
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people like this guy and all the other people that fill this building and do
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people that fill this building and do
18:30
people that fill this building and do amazing jobs. I mean, there's insurance
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amazing jobs. I mean, there's insurance
18:32
amazing jobs. I mean, there's insurance companies here that protect people's
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companies here that protect people's
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companies here that protect people's homes and, you know, put families back
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homes and, you know, put families back
18:35
homes and, you know, put families back into houses and do all kinds of amazing
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into houses and do all kinds of amazing
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into houses and do all kinds of amazing things. All these people have a place
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things. All these people have a place
18:38
things. All these people have a place and an important job to do. I'm not
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and an important job to do. I'm not
18:40
and an important job to do. I'm not disparaging that in the least. But there
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disparaging that in the least. But there
18:42
disparaging that in the least. But there are a lot of people who are forced to
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are a lot of people who are forced to
18:45
are a lot of people who are forced to live weird lives that they cannot
18:47
live weird lives that they cannot
18:47
live weird lives that they cannot handle. If you think about mankind and
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handle. If you think about mankind and
18:50
handle. If you think about mankind and all the the evolution of human society
18:53
all the the evolution of human society
18:53
all the the evolution of human society and mankind running around hunting
18:55
and mankind running around hunting
18:55
and mankind running around hunting mastadons and doing the whole spaceship
18:57
mastadons and doing the whole spaceship
18:57
mastadons and doing the whole spaceship earth thing and living out in the
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earth thing and living out in the
18:58
earth thing and living out in the jungles and whatnot and then evolving
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jungles and whatnot and then evolving
19:00
jungles and whatnot and then evolving little towns and cities and farming and
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little towns and cities and farming and
19:02
little towns and cities and farming and then now coming to work in cubicles.
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then now coming to work in cubicles.
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then now coming to work in cubicles. Things have changed quite a lot in the
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Things have changed quite a lot in the
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Things have changed quite a lot in the past couple of hundred years. And is it
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past couple of hundred years. And is it
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past couple of hundred years. And is it always for the better? In every case, is
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always for the better? In every case, is
19:10
always for the better? In every case, is it for the better? I don't know. That's
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it for the better? I don't know. That's
19:12
it for the better? I don't know. That's what I love about this thing. It's a
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what I love about this thing. It's a
19:13
what I love about this thing. It's a legitimate amazing piece of art. See,
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legitimate amazing piece of art. See,
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legitimate amazing piece of art. See, you thought I was going to make fun of
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you thought I was going to make fun of
19:15
you thought I was going to make fun of it, but I'm not. I actually really
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it, but I'm not. I actually really
19:17
it, but I'm not. I actually really appreciate this. This tells you that
19:19
appreciate this. This tells you that
19:19
appreciate this. This tells you that some people are supremely happy down
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some people are supremely happy down
19:21
some people are supremely happy down here. I used to have this roommate who
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here. I used to have this roommate who
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here. I used to have this roommate who loved being like a business guy. He
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loved being like a business guy. He
19:24
loved being like a business guy. He loved putting on a student tie and shiny
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loved putting on a student tie and shiny
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loved putting on a student tie and shiny leather shoes and he he like loved it.
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leather shoes and he he like loved it.
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leather shoes and he he like loved it. Like like full on loved like look at the
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Like like full on loved like look at the
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Like like full on loved like look at the texture of my new business cards and
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texture of my new business cards and
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texture of my new business cards and look at my whole thing like that. And I
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look at my whole thing like that. And I
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look at my whole thing like that. And I am just not that guy. I'm like, I want
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am just not that guy. I'm like, I want
19:35
am just not that guy. I'm like, I want to go out in the desert alone and like
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to go out in the desert alone and like
19:37
to go out in the desert alone and like film something or look at something or
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film something or look at something or
19:38
film something or look at something or deliver a package to some weird mafia
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deliver a package to some weird mafia
19:40
deliver a package to some weird mafia guys or something. I don't know what I'm
19:41
guys or something. I don't know what I'm
19:41
guys or something. I don't know what I'm into, but I'm just, you know, not this.
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into, but I'm just, you know, not this.
19:44
into, but I'm just, you know, not this. And uh it just reminds me of like this
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And uh it just reminds me of like this
19:46
And uh it just reminds me of like this this I don't know. There's just more
19:48
this I don't know. There's just more
19:48
this I don't know. There's just more than one way to do things. Don't ever
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than one way to do things. Don't ever
19:50
than one way to do things. Don't ever let anybody tell you that you're wrong
19:53
let anybody tell you that you're wrong
19:53
let anybody tell you that you're wrong for dreaming of being free from this.
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for dreaming of being free from this.
19:56
for dreaming of being free from this. All right, the wind is picking up and
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All right, the wind is picking up and
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All right, the wind is picking up and it's time for me to go. I Batman
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it's time for me to go. I Batman
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it's time for me to go. I Batman screamed myself horse. And we've looked
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screamed myself horse. And we've looked
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screamed myself horse. And we've looked at art and appreciated the sad state of
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at art and appreciated the sad state of
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at art and appreciated the sad state of affairs for modern man. It's just kind
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affairs for modern man. It's just kind
20:08
affairs for modern man. It's just kind of it's depressing. This is maybe the
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of it's depressing. This is maybe the
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of it's depressing. This is maybe the most depressing piece of art in the
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most depressing piece of art in the
20:12
most depressing piece of art in the sometimes vlog. Anyway, if I could boil
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sometimes vlog. Anyway, if I could boil
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sometimes vlog. Anyway, if I could boil it all down to a point. Some of you are
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it all down to a point. Some of you are
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it all down to a point. Some of you are getting offended like just talking crap
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getting offended like just talking crap
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getting offended like just talking crap on me cuz I worked in a cubicle today.
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on me cuz I worked in a cubicle today.
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on me cuz I worked in a cubicle today. No, no, no. That's not the point. My
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No, no, no. That's not the point. My
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No, no, no. That's not the point. My point is not everyone's meant to be in a
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point is not everyone's meant to be in a
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point is not everyone's meant to be in a cubicle. You don't want to be this guy.
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cubicle. You don't want to be this guy.
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cubicle. You don't want to be this guy. If being in a cubicle is making you this
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If being in a cubicle is making you this
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If being in a cubicle is making you this guy, you should probably go over there
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guy, you should probably go over there
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guy, you should probably go over there and be Batman instead.
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and be Batman instead.
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and be Batman instead. Always
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Always
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Always be Batman.
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be Batman.
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be Batman. And by the way, that's not the only
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And by the way, that's not the only
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And by the way, that's not the only depressing piece of art here.
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depressing piece of art here.
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depressing piece of art here. They say this used to be a forest with a
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They say this used to be a forest with a
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They say this used to be a forest with a lake.
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lake.
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lake. You went by so quickly thinking there's
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You went by so quickly thinking there's
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You went by so quickly thinking there's a whole world in between. Actually, I
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a whole world in between. Actually, I
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a whole world in between. Actually, I really don't understand that one. If I
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really don't understand that one. If I
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really don't understand that one. If I sit here long enough, all will pass me
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sit here long enough, all will pass me
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sit here long enough, all will pass me by one way or another.
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by one way or another.
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by one way or another. World's still got four corners.
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World's still got four corners.
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World's still got four corners. No one speaks alone. It comes out of
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No one speaks alone. It comes out of
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No one speaks alone. It comes out of something.
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something. What's still here settles at the edges
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What's still here settles at the edges
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What's still here settles at the edges of this simple place still waiting to be
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of this simple place still waiting to be
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of this simple place still waiting to be seen. Says this next to a picture of a
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seen. Says this next to a picture of a
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seen. Says this next to a picture of a bowl.
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I just wanted to look at Batman stuff.
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I just wanted to look at Batman stuff. Now I'm depressed.
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Now I'm depressed.
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Now I'm depressed. Downtown Los Angeles is depressing.
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Downtown Los Angeles is depressing.
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Downtown Los Angeles is depressing. It's dep It's depressing here. It's
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It's dep It's depressing here. It's
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It's dep It's depressing here. It's depressing.
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depressing.
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depressing. Depress. We should all go home and sleep
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Depress. We should all go home and sleep
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Depress. We should all go home and sleep well.
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well.
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well. [Applause]
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enough.
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enough. Just tell your own
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Just tell your own
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Just tell your own [Music]