Sorry folks, I'm still alive ;)
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look at this dead tree looks pretty
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look at this dead tree looks pretty negative doesn't it but wait what's that
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negative doesn't it but wait what's that
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negative doesn't it but wait what's that a leaf a green leaf life life is
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a leaf a green leaf life life is
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a leaf a green leaf life life is blooming the tree is not dead all hope
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blooming the tree is not dead all hope
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blooming the tree is not dead all hope is not lost it's sometimes
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is not lost it's sometimes
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is not lost it's sometimes Vlog it's a vlog that happens sometimes
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Vlog it's a vlog that happens sometimes
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Vlog it's a vlog that happens sometimes unfortunately I'm a little bit
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unfortunately I'm a little bit
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unfortunately I'm a little bit stiff and sore and I could not do like a
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stiff and sore and I could not do like a
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stiff and sore and I could not do like a cool power slide on my knees or anything
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cool power slide on my knees or anything
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cool power slide on my knees or anything super exciting to start the Vlog other
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super exciting to start the Vlog other
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super exciting to start the Vlog other than to point out that this tree looks
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than to point out that this tree looks
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than to point out that this tree looks dead and miserable but there's a
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dead and miserable but there's a
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dead and miserable but there's a beautiful Green Leaf growing on the tip
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beautiful Green Leaf growing on the tip
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beautiful Green Leaf growing on the tip of that Branch I hope you can see it I
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of that Branch I hope you can see it I
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of that Branch I hope you can see it I can barely see it because I'm wearing
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can barely see it because I'm wearing
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can barely see it because I'm wearing these cool sunglasses the Rosco Soul
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these cool sunglasses the Rosco Soul
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these cool sunglasses the Rosco Soul Train gave me they're Ray bands ever
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Train gave me they're Ray bands ever
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Train gave me they're Ray bands ever heard of them they're pretty nice that
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heard of them they're pretty nice that
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heard of them they're pretty nice that was me pushing the sunglasses on my face
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was me pushing the sunglasses on my face
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was me pushing the sunglasses on my face with my one arm don't worry though I do
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with my one arm don't worry though I do
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with my one arm don't worry though I do have two arms but this arm is a little
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have two arms but this arm is a little
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have two arms but this arm is a little bit sprained in s it's turning into a
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bit sprained in s it's turning into a
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bit sprained in s it's turning into a Robocop arm that woman in that car looks
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Robocop arm that woman in that car looks
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Robocop arm that woman in that car looks like she's pretty concerned for me look
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like she's pretty concerned for me look
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like she's pretty concerned for me look it someone left a love note on the
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it someone left a love note on the
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it someone left a love note on the ground Someone's Not Getting Any Love
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ground Someone's Not Getting Any Love
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ground Someone's Not Getting Any Love Today let me tell you so anyway as you
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Today let me tell you so anyway as you
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Today let me tell you so anyway as you may have heard via Twitter or Instagram
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may have heard via Twitter or Instagram
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may have heard via Twitter or Instagram or SnapChat see I'm going to push the
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or SnapChat see I'm going to push the
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or SnapChat see I'm going to push the glasses back on my face again see so
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glasses back on my face again see so
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glasses back on my face again see so that's what that is when that happens
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that's what that is when that happens
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that's what that is when that happens like I said you have to forgive the
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like I said you have to forgive the
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like I said you have to forgive the crudity of this Vlog I didn't have time
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crudity of this Vlog I didn't have time
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crudity of this Vlog I didn't have time to build it to scale or to paint it as I
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to build it to scale or to paint it as I
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to build it to scale or to paint it as I was in a vehicular accident last night
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was in a vehicular accident last night
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was in a vehicular accident last night it's crazy cuz it just happened a couple
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it's crazy cuz it just happened a couple
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it's crazy cuz it just happened a couple days ago where a lady merged into me she
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days ago where a lady merged into me she
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days ago where a lady merged into me she hit my
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hit my
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hit my car ouch little little itch right there
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car ouch little little itch right there
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car ouch little little itch right there she hit my car and I was kind of like oh
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she hit my car and I was kind of like oh
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she hit my car and I was kind of like oh dang that's crazy you know what I mean I
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dang that's crazy you know what I mean I
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dang that's crazy you know what I mean I had this weird thing though like I had
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had this weird thing though like I had
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had this weird thing though like I had this weird feeling all weekend like a
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this weird feeling all weekend like a
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this weird feeling all weekend like a weird I can't even explain I don't even
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weird I can't even explain I don't even
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weird I can't even explain I don't even want to get into that but the bad
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want to get into that but the bad
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want to get into that but the bad vehicular luck was not over cuz I was on
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vehicular luck was not over cuz I was on
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vehicular luck was not over cuz I was on the Oakland Bay Bridge a bridge which I
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the Oakland Bay Bridge a bridge which I
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the Oakland Bay Bridge a bridge which I have been terrified of basically my
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have been terrified of basically my
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have been terrified of basically my entire life ever since it fell apart
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entire life ever since it fell apart
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entire life ever since it fell apart that one time you know in an earthquake
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that one time you know in an earthquake
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that one time you know in an earthquake the Oakland Bay Bridge was always always
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the Oakland Bay Bridge was always always
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the Oakland Bay Bridge was always always always always a little terrifying for me
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always always a little terrifying for me
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always always a little terrifying for me they built the new bridge which is
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they built the new bridge which is
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they built the new bridge which is slightly less terrifying well last night
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slightly less terrifying well last night
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slightly less terrifying well last night I was on the bridge a guy merged in
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I was on the bridge a guy merged in
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I was on the bridge a guy merged in front of me and I mean almost
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front of me and I mean almost
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front of me and I mean almost immediately after he merged in front of
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immediately after he merged in front of
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immediately after he merged in front of me he came to a complete dead stop
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me he came to a complete dead stop
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me he came to a complete dead stop before there was really that space you
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before there was really that space you
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before there was really that space you know when someone merges in front of you
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know when someone merges in front of you
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know when someone merges in front of you and then there's that little Grace time
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and then there's that little Grace time
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and then there's that little Grace time period where you let off the gas and
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period where you let off the gas and
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period where you let off the gas and sort of allow naturally a space to be
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sort of allow naturally a space to be
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sort of allow naturally a space to be created between you and the vehicle in
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created between you and the vehicle in
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created between you and the vehicle in front of you well as soon as heed in
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front of you well as soon as heed in
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front of you well as soon as heed in front of me somebody slammed on their
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front of me somebody slammed on their
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front of me somebody slammed on their brakes in front of him or something like
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brakes in front of him or something like
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brakes in front of him or something like that so he came to a full and complete
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that so he came to a full and complete
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that so he came to a full and complete stop as he said later he was drinking
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stop as he said later he was drinking
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stop as he said later he was drinking his coffee wasn't thinking about anybody
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his coffee wasn't thinking about anybody
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his coffee wasn't thinking about anybody being behind him slammed on his brakes
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being behind him slammed on his brakes
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being behind him slammed on his brakes full dead
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full dead
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full dead stop Wham right into him I could see it
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stop Wham right into him I could see it
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stop Wham right into him I could see it happen watching it in slow motion just
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happen watching it in slow motion just
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happen watching it in slow motion just like in the movies huh and I remember
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like in the movies huh and I remember
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like in the movies huh and I remember thinking to myself oh this is where I
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thinking to myself oh this is where I
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thinking to myself oh this is where I die boom right into his thing of course
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die boom right into his thing of course
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die boom right into his thing of course then the airbag explodes which if you've
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then the airbag explodes which if you've
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then the airbag explodes which if you've never been through that and I hadn't
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never been through that and I hadn't
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never been through that and I hadn't it's like an M80 going off in your face
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it's like an M80 going off in your face
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it's like an M80 going off in your face everything turns White
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everything turns White
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everything turns White super super loud my ears are actually
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super super loud my ears are actually
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super super loud my ears are actually still ringing this was last night this
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still ringing this was last night this
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still ringing this was last night this happened and then there's all this white
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happened and then there's all this white
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happened and then there's all this white dust everywhere which looks like smoke
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dust everywhere which looks like smoke
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dust everywhere which looks like smoke so the first thing you think after you
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so the first thing you think after you
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so the first thing you think after you realize or after you know you're aware
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realize or after you know you're aware
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realize or after you know you're aware of anything is you go did the entire
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of anything is you go did the entire
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of anything is you go did the entire world just
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world just
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world just explode that's all I could think of the
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explode that's all I could think of the
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explode that's all I could think of the whole dang world just blew up my arm's a
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whole dang world just blew up my arm's a
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whole dang world just blew up my arm's a little sore guys it's cool though so
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little sore guys it's cool though so
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little sore guys it's cool though so anyway so he was had this crazy hitch on
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anyway so he was had this crazy hitch on
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anyway so he was had this crazy hitch on the back of his car it wasn't that fast
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the back of his car it wasn't that fast
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the back of his car it wasn't that fast of an accident but he had this crazy tow
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of an accident but he had this crazy tow
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of an accident but he had this crazy tow hitch thing which came up out of the
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hitch thing which came up out of the
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hitch thing which came up out of the rear of his car sort of I'm trying to
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rear of his car sort of I'm trying to
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rear of his car sort of I'm trying to gesture here like straight up out of a
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gesture here like straight up out of a
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gesture here like straight up out of a tow hitch it like a big metal pipe which
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tow hitch it like a big metal pipe which
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tow hitch it like a big metal pipe which I think you put bikes on either side of
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I think you put bikes on either side of
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I think you put bikes on either side of anyway so basically it was because he
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anyway so basically it was because he
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anyway so basically it was because he came to a dead stop so close to me it
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came to a dead stop so close to me it
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came to a dead stop so close to me it was basically like wrapping my car
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was basically like wrapping my car
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was basically like wrapping my car around a pole so my car Lucille is done
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around a pole so my car Lucille is done
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around a pole so my car Lucille is done I don't know about total the insurance
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I don't know about total the insurance
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I don't know about total the insurance company has not gotten back to me yet
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company has not gotten back to me yet
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company has not gotten back to me yet about that
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about that
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about that but she's for now she's done so I'm up
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but she's for now she's done so I'm up
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but she's for now she's done so I'm up still in Northern California I'm going
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still in Northern California I'm going
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still in Northern California I'm going to see if I can switch hands for one
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to see if I can switch hands for one
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to see if I can switch hands for one second just to releve a little bit of
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second just to releve a little bit of
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second just to releve a little bit of pressure on the old hand this arm is
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pressure on the old hand this arm is
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pressure on the old hand this arm is sore too so I'm up still in Northern
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sore too so I'm up still in Northern
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sore too so I'm up still in Northern California I'm about I just received my
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California I'm about I just received my
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California I'm about I just received my plane ticket information about to get a
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plane ticket information about to get a
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plane ticket information about to get a ride to the airport and fly back to Los
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ride to the airport and fly back to Los
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ride to the airport and fly back to Los Angeles and home my car meanwhile is in
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Angeles and home my car meanwhile is in
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Angeles and home my car meanwhile is in the insurance yard they're going to
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the insurance yard they're going to
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the insurance yard they're going to check it out they're going to see if
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check it out they're going to see if
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check it out they're going to see if it's total if it's not total there'll be
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it's total if it's not total there'll be
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it's total if it's not total there'll be some sort of repairs necessary look at
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some sort of repairs necessary look at
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some sort of repairs necessary look at this
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this
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this Kitty here kitty hi Kitty oh you're the
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Kitty here kitty hi Kitty oh you're the
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Kitty here kitty hi Kitty oh you're the friendliest Kitty I've ever met today
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friendliest Kitty I've ever met today
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friendliest Kitty I've ever met today because I've only met one kitty hi Kitty
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because I've only met one kitty hi Kitty
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because I've only met one kitty hi Kitty here's the accident Kitty cheering me up
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here's the accident Kitty cheering me up
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here's the accident Kitty cheering me up look at that anyway so they'll figure
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look at that anyway so they'll figure
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look at that anyway so they'll figure out what's going to go on luckily no one
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out what's going to go on luckily no one
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out what's going to go on luckily no one was hurt meaning the other guy wasn't
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was hurt meaning the other guy wasn't
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was hurt meaning the other guy wasn't hurt at all it just popped his back
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hurt at all it just popped his back
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hurt at all it just popped his back windshield out like I said it wasn't
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windshield out like I said it wasn't
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windshield out like I said it wasn't that fast it was the nature of he was
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that fast it was the nature of he was
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that fast it was the nature of he was completely dead stop if you hit somebody
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completely dead stop if you hit somebody
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completely dead stop if you hit somebody going
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going
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going 35ish and they're at a dead stop it is
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35ish and they're at a dead stop it is
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35ish and they're at a dead stop it is quite an imp let me tell you so airbag
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quite an imp let me tell you so airbag
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quite an imp let me tell you so airbag exploded luckily didn't hit my
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exploded luckily didn't hit my
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exploded luckily didn't hit my face not in the face that's how I make
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face not in the face that's how I make
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face not in the face that's how I make my livens how you make your what luckily
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my livens how you make your what luckily
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my livens how you make your what luckily did not hit my face uh did throw my arms
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did not hit my face uh did throw my arms
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did not hit my face uh did throw my arms back though sprain my wrist sprain my
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back though sprain my wrist sprain my
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back though sprain my wrist sprain my thumbs sprain my shoulder and my knee
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thumbs sprain my shoulder and my knee
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thumbs sprain my shoulder and my knee somehow got sprained I have no idea how
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somehow got sprained I have no idea how
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somehow got sprained I have no idea how that happened so the car is done I got
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that happened so the car is done I got
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that happened so the car is done I got my stuff I'm going to be heading back to
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my stuff I'm going to be heading back to
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my stuff I'm going to be heading back to LA and that's basically the story of the
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LA and that's basically the story of the
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LA and that's basically the story of the accident which was difficult to explain
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accident which was difficult to explain
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accident which was difficult to explain via tweets so I had to relay that
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via tweets so I had to relay that
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via tweets so I had to relay that information via some sometimes Vlog so
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information via some sometimes Vlog so
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information via some sometimes Vlog so yes we're not looking at anything
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yes we're not looking at anything
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yes we're not looking at anything particularly interesting today we're
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particularly interesting today we're
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particularly interesting today we're just looking at Planet Earth and having
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just looking at Planet Earth and having
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just looking at Planet Earth and having to describe my accent I'm just going to
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to describe my accent I'm just going to
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to describe my accent I'm just going to set the phone down for one second
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set the phone down for one second
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set the phone down for one second because my arm is getting a little tired
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because my arm is getting a little tired
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because my arm is getting a little tired holding you guys you know you guys are
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holding you guys you know you guys are
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holding you guys you know you guys are pretty heavy you should consider no you
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pretty heavy you should consider no you
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pretty heavy you should consider no you know what you're not that heavy I'm just
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know what you're not that heavy I'm just
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know what you're not that heavy I'm just weak I was going to say you should go on
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weak I was going to say you should go on
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weak I was going to say you should go on a diet but it's my fault I should do a
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a diet but it's my fault I should do a
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a diet but it's my fault I should do a little more exercising shouldn't I we
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little more exercising shouldn't I we
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little more exercising shouldn't I we should do even more Vlogs so that this
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should do even more Vlogs so that this
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should do even more Vlogs so that this arm becomes tough and strong like a
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arm becomes tough and strong like a
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arm becomes tough and strong like a fuzzy bear arm rather than a Kermit the
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fuzzy bear arm rather than a Kermit the
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fuzzy bear arm rather than a Kermit the Frog arm anyway so if the Vlog is a
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Frog arm anyway so if the Vlog is a
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Frog arm anyway so if the Vlog is a little shaky and a little less
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little shaky and a little less
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little shaky and a little less rambunctious than usual I feel like
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rambunctious than usual I feel like
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rambunctious than usual I feel like you'll understand why um yeah you know
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you'll understand why um yeah you know
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you'll understand why um yeah you know what I could be super negative about it
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what I could be super negative about it
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what I could be super negative about it but those of you familiar with punk rock
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but those of you familiar with punk rock
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but those of you familiar with punk rock music may remember the lyric I cried
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music may remember the lyric I cried
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music may remember the lyric I cried when I had no shoes till I met the man
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when I had no shoes till I met the man
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when I had no shoes till I met the man with no feet I'm all right like the tow
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with no feet I'm all right like the tow
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with no feet I'm all right like the tow truck driver said last night the car was
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truck driver said last night the car was
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truck driver said last night the car was leaking but I wasn't leaking so I'm okay
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leaking but I wasn't leaking so I'm okay
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leaking but I wasn't leaking so I'm okay uh the other driver was totally fine I'm
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uh the other driver was totally fine I'm
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uh the other driver was totally fine I'm totally fine everything is cool I got
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totally fine everything is cool I got
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totally fine everything is cool I got work to do back home how I get to that
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work to do back home how I get to that
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work to do back home how I get to that with no car will be an interesting
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with no car will be an interesting
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with no car will be an interesting challenge but I have never shered from a
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challenge but I have never shered from a
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challenge but I have never shered from a challenge yet so we'll figure it out
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challenge yet so we'll figure it out
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challenge yet so we'll figure it out there's a $500 deductible on my
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there's a $500 deductible on my
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there's a $500 deductible on my insurance this is the reason why you
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insurance this is the reason why you
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insurance this is the reason why you have insurance children make sure to get
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have insurance children make sure to get
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have insurance children make sure to get full coverage because that way even if
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full coverage because that way even if
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full coverage because that way even if you're at fault your car will be covered
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you're at fault your car will be covered
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you're at fault your car will be covered by the way look at this this is super
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by the way look at this this is super
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by the way look at this this is super cool I am totally lost in this
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cool I am totally lost in this
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cool I am totally lost in this neighborhood trying to find my friend's
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neighborhood trying to find my friend's
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neighborhood trying to find my friend's house again you see those fire hydrant
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house again you see those fire hydrant
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house again you see those fire hydrant those are very cool looking fire
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those are very cool looking fire
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those are very cool looking fire hydrants they look like the head of a
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hydrants they look like the head of a
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hydrants they look like the head of a 1950s or 60s sci-fi robot and I have
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1950s or 60s sci-fi robot and I have
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1950s or 60s sci-fi robot and I have come to the end of a
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come to the end of a
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come to the end of a culdesac that I did not mean to come to
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culdesac that I did not mean to come to
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culdesac that I did not mean to come to that's all right we'll just walk all the
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that's all right we'll just walk all the
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that's all right we'll just walk all the way around the culdesac I'm in
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way around the culdesac I'm in
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way around the culdesac I'm in Pleasanton California a very pleasant
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Pleasanton California a very pleasant
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Pleasanton California a very pleasant place to live once again pushing the
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place to live once again pushing the
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place to live once again pushing the glasses back sorry about
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glasses back sorry about
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glasses back sorry about that life is not so bad nothing's wrong
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that life is not so bad nothing's wrong
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that life is not so bad nothing's wrong with me looks like uh I got some reasons
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with me looks like uh I got some reasons
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with me looks like uh I got some reasons to stick around there's more work left
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to stick around there's more work left
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to stick around there's more work left to do I'm honestly not that negative
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to do I'm honestly not that negative
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to do I'm honestly not that negative about it yeah it sucks okay you don't
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about it yeah it sucks okay you don't
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about it yeah it sucks okay you don't have your car either my car is total
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have your car either my car is total
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have your car either my car is total which if it's total it's total or it'll
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which if it's total it's total or it'll
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which if it's total it's total or it'll be fixed and it'll take a long time I'm
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be fixed and it'll take a long time I'm
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be fixed and it'll take a long time I'm sure it'll have to fly back up to the
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sure it'll have to fly back up to the
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sure it'll have to fly back up to the Bay Area to pick up my car but either
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Bay Area to pick up my car but either
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Bay Area to pick up my car but either way it's just a car it really doesn't
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way it's just a car it really doesn't
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way it's just a car it really doesn't matter I've seen a lot of people lose it
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matter I've seen a lot of people lose it
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matter I've seen a lot of people lose it over a new pair of shoes or uh guitar
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over a new pair of shoes or uh guitar
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over a new pair of shoes or uh guitar breaks or something like that I've lost
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breaks or something like that I've lost
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breaks or something like that I've lost it in the past and possessions never
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it in the past and possessions never
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it in the past and possessions never really meant that much to me I've never
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really meant that much to me I've never
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really meant that much to me I've never really had a lot of money which maybe I
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really had a lot of money which maybe I
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really had a lot of money which maybe I should be more bummed out about the car
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should be more bummed out about the car
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should be more bummed out about the car for that reason but I really just I'm
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for that reason but I really just I'm
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for that reason but I really just I'm really not that concerned about it um
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really not that concerned about it um
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really not that concerned about it um I'm trying to think what else I'm trying
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I'm trying to think what else I'm trying
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I'm trying to think what else I'm trying to answer a bunch of things people have
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to answer a bunch of things people have
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to answer a bunch of things people have asked me on Twitter and Instagram thank
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asked me on Twitter and Instagram thank
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asked me on Twitter and Instagram thank you for all the loving comments and
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you for all the loving comments and
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you for all the loving comments and thank you for being glad I am not dead I
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thank you for being glad I am not dead I
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thank you for being glad I am not dead I am also kind of glad I'm not dead you
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am also kind of glad I'm not dead you
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am also kind of glad I'm not dead you know it's funny though ouch like I said
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know it's funny though ouch like I said
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know it's funny though ouch like I said when I was crashing when I was in the
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when I was crashing when I was in the
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when I was crashing when I was in the process of crashing my mind flashed the
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process of crashing my mind flashed the
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process of crashing my mind flashed the thought oh this is how I die like I said
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thought oh this is how I die like I said
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thought oh this is how I die like I said I've always been scared of that bridge
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I've always been scared of that bridge
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I've always been scared of that bridge and I was weirdly okay with it like I
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and I was weirdly okay with it like I
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and I was weirdly okay with it like I always say I'm not afraid of dying I
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always say I'm not afraid of dying I
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always say I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it
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just don't want to be there when it
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just don't want to be there when it happens I'm more afraid of the
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happens I'm more afraid of the
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happens I'm more afraid of the injuries and
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injuries and
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injuries and pain ah my right arm is a little more
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pain ah my right arm is a little more
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pain ah my right arm is a little more stiff and sore than I thought it was
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stiff and sore than I thought it was
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stiff and sore than I thought it was going to be when I started this Vlog I
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going to be when I started this Vlog I
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going to be when I started this Vlog I should have had something to set the
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should have had something to set the
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should have had something to set the phone down on which now I kind of do on
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phone down on which now I kind of do on
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phone down on which now I kind of do on this for sale sign on this house so here
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this for sale sign on this house so here
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this for sale sign on this house so here we go so we can just stand here for a
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we go so we can just stand here for a
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we go so we can just stand here for a second and
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talk anyway
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talk anyway my body is all right my mind is okay
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my body is all right my mind is okay
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my body is all right my mind is okay honestly because it's not that big of a
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honestly because it's not that big of a
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honestly because it's not that big of a deal it's just a car it'll get Sol
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deal it's just a car it'll get Sol
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deal it's just a car it'll get Sol $500 is not that bad of
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$500 is not that bad of
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$500 is not that bad of a deductible it could be worse so I'm
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a deductible it could be worse so I'm
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a deductible it could be worse so I'm okay with the $500 I don't have it now
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okay with the $500 I don't have it now
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okay with the $500 I don't have it now but apparently I won't need it for a
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but apparently I won't need it for a
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but apparently I won't need it for a little while anyways so all things said
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little while anyways so all things said
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little while anyways so all things said and done not that bad what else what
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and done not that bad what else what
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and done not that bad what else what else was I trying to say and remember
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else was I trying to say and remember
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else was I trying to say and remember from the social media comments yeah it's
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from the social media comments yeah it's
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from the social media comments yeah it's just a are I'm all right the other
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just a are I'm all right the other
9:30
just a are I'm all right the other driver's all right he seems to be all
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driver's all right he seems to be all
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driver's all right he seems to be all right anyway his insurance company
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right anyway his insurance company
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right anyway his insurance company called me right now a few minutes ago
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called me right now a few minutes ago
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called me right now a few minutes ago and told me that he's okay he's not
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and told me that he's okay he's not
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and told me that he's okay he's not complaining about any weird Phantom
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complaining about any weird Phantom
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complaining about any weird Phantom injuries so hopefully as long as the guy
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injuries so hopefully as long as the guy
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injuries so hopefully as long as the guy is cool and uh you know doesn't drum it
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is cool and uh you know doesn't drum it
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is cool and uh you know doesn't drum it up to try and scam the insurance or
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up to try and scam the insurance or
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up to try and scam the insurance or something then everybody's going to be
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something then everybody's going to be
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something then everybody's going to be fine everyone's going to be okay ouch I
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fine everyone's going to be okay ouch I
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fine everyone's going to be okay ouch I am going back home so I'll be there for
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am going back home so I'll be there for
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am going back home so I'll be there for Dapper Day at Disneyland hopefully by
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Dapper Day at Disneyland hopefully by
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Dapper Day at Disneyland hopefully by then my my RoboCop arm here will be more
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then my my RoboCop arm here will be more
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then my my RoboCop arm here will be more healed up it will have its full bionic
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healed up it will have its full bionic
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healed up it will have its full bionic Luke Skywalker hand potential I'll be
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Luke Skywalker hand potential I'll be
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Luke Skywalker hand potential I'll be able to wheel the lightsaber once again
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able to wheel the lightsaber once again
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able to wheel the lightsaber once again and get crazy and have all kinds of fun
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and get crazy and have all kinds of fun
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and get crazy and have all kinds of fun on Dapper Day my camera and all my stuff
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on Dapper Day my camera and all my stuff
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on Dapper Day my camera and all my stuff survive the accident it's just the front
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survive the accident it's just the front
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survive the accident it's just the front end of my car wrapped around this crazy
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end of my car wrapped around this crazy
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end of my car wrapped around this crazy weird hitch thing on his vehicle and
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weird hitch thing on his vehicle and
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weird hitch thing on his vehicle and it's just pretty much done so I won't
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it's just pretty much done so I won't
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it's just pretty much done so I won't have a car but I will be at Dapper Day
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have a car but I will be at Dapper Day
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have a car but I will be at Dapper Day at Disneyland for sure March 1st and
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at Disneyland for sure March 1st and
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at Disneyland for sure March 1st and hopefully pretty soon they'll figure out
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hopefully pretty soon they'll figure out
10:21
hopefully pretty soon they'll figure out they'll solve something with the rental
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they'll solve something with the rental
10:23
they'll solve something with the rental car or we we'll work something out not
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car or we we'll work something out not
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car or we we'll work something out not that concerned about the car maybe I
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that concerned about the car maybe I
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that concerned about the car maybe I should be more concerned oh that's what
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should be more concerned oh that's what
10:31
should be more concerned oh that's what I was going to say yeah I was weirdly
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I was going to say yeah I was weirdly
10:32
I was going to say yeah I was weirdly okay with the whole like oh this is how
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okay with the whole like oh this is how
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okay with the whole like oh this is how you're going to die then you get out of
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you're going to die then you get out of
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you're going to die then you get out of the car and you think oh I'm totally
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the car and you think oh I'm totally
10:37
the car and you think oh I'm totally fine it could have been way worse could
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fine it could have been way worse could
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fine it could have been way worse could have been way worse to the car could
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have been way worse to the car could
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have been way worse to the car could have been way worse to my body could
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have been way worse to my body could
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have been way worse to my body could have been way worse for somebody else
10:42
have been way worse for somebody else
10:42
have been way worse for somebody else and you realize it's just really not
10:44
and you realize it's just really not
10:44
and you realize it's just really not that bad I used to I shouldn't say used
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that bad I used to I shouldn't say used
10:47
that bad I used to I shouldn't say used to I suffered from anxiety and panic
10:50
to I suffered from anxiety and panic
10:50
to I suffered from anxiety and panic attacks and depression like my entire
10:52
attacks and depression like my entire
10:52
attacks and depression like my entire teenage years into my 20s a lot of that
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teenage years into my 20s a lot of that
10:54
teenage years into my 20s a lot of that um they're now telling me could have
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um they're now telling me could have
10:55
um they're now telling me could have been a side effect from having celiac
10:57
been a side effect from having celiac
10:57
been a side effect from having celiac disease and basically having like the
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disease and basically having like the
10:59
disease and basically having like the wrong nutrition you know because your
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wrong nutrition you know because your
11:01
wrong nutrition you know because your body can't absorb wheat which you're
11:03
body can't absorb wheat which you're
11:03
body can't absorb wheat which you're eating constantly all the time and it's
11:04
eating constantly all the time and it's
11:04
eating constantly all the time and it's basically eating itself but I always
11:06
basically eating itself but I always
11:06
basically eating itself but I always suffered with stuff like that small
11:08
suffered with stuff like that small
11:08
suffered with stuff like that small setbacks used to really get to me really
11:11
setbacks used to really get to me really
11:11
setbacks used to really get to me really really get to me so some little thing
11:13
really get to me so some little thing
11:13
really get to me so some little thing would happen send me spiraling into a
11:16
would happen send me spiraling into a
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would happen send me spiraling into a whole horrible depression I'd be very
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whole horrible depression I'd be very
11:18
whole horrible depression I'd be very upset everything would be wrong and I
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upset everything would be wrong and I
11:21
upset everything would be wrong and I would get down about it that has never
11:23
would get down about it that has never
11:23
would get down about it that has never solved anything for me why you know
11:26
solved anything for me why you know
11:26
solved anything for me why you know worrying about it or something sometimes
11:28
worrying about it or something sometimes
11:28
worrying about it or something sometimes you can't help it your anxiety gets the
11:29
you can't help it your anxiety gets the
11:29
you can't help it your anxiety gets the better of you or you know you you really
11:31
better of you or you know you you really
11:31
better of you or you know you you really can't help the chemical depression of
11:34
can't help the chemical depression of
11:34
can't help the chemical depression of something but I'm telling you the whole
11:36
something but I'm telling you the whole
11:36
something but I'm telling you the whole quest for positivity thing it sounds
11:39
quest for positivity thing it sounds
11:39
quest for positivity thing it sounds very it can sound very cliche but I'm
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very it can sound very cliche but I'm
11:41
very it can sound very cliche but I'm telling you for a fact scientifically
11:43
telling you for a fact scientifically
11:43
telling you for a fact scientifically speaking in my experience it completely
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speaking in my experience it completely
11:46
speaking in my experience it completely 100% Works to retrain your brain that
11:49
100% Works to retrain your brain that
11:49
100% Works to retrain your brain that like look at I'm going to get bummed out
11:50
like look at I'm going to get bummed out
11:50
like look at I'm going to get bummed out there are going to be moments where I'm
11:51
there are going to be moments where I'm
11:51
there are going to be moments where I'm going to be bummed out about this I am
11:52
going to be bummed out about this I am
11:52
going to be bummed out about this I am 100% sure but uh I'm telling you at the
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100% sure but uh I'm telling you at the
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100% sure but uh I'm telling you at the moment it feels pretty good to be a
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moment it feels pretty good to be a
11:59
moment it feels pretty good to be a little bit stress free and go well
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little bit stress free and go well
12:00
little bit stress free and go well whatever happens happens you start to
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whatever happens happens you start to
12:01
whatever happens happens you start to put it in the hands of the universe or
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put it in the hands of the universe or
12:03
put it in the hands of the universe or God or whatever it is that you believe
12:05
God or whatever it is that you believe
12:05
God or whatever it is that you believe you just go I can't control the
12:07
you just go I can't control the
12:07
you just go I can't control the situation at all so I'm just going to
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situation at all so I'm just going to
12:09
situation at all so I'm just going to get up go for a
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get up go for a
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get up go for a walk talk to my favorite people right
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walk talk to my favorite people right
12:13
walk talk to my favorite people right here on the sometimes Vlog I atat some
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here on the sometimes Vlog I atat some
12:14
here on the sometimes Vlog I atat some Doritos I had some Mountain Dew a little
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Doritos I had some Mountain Dew a little
12:16
Doritos I had some Mountain Dew a little bit of Gat raade I tried to give a guy
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bit of Gat raade I tried to give a guy
12:18
bit of Gat raade I tried to give a guy money back there who was wandering
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money back there who was wandering
12:19
money back there who was wandering around with a crazy homeless beard and
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around with a crazy homeless beard and
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around with a crazy homeless beard and no shoes on but he was like no bro I'm
12:22
no shoes on but he was like no bro I'm
12:22
no shoes on but he was like no bro I'm totally cool I don't need any money I'm
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totally cool I don't need any money I'm
12:24
totally cool I don't need any money I'm just hanging out it's like oh I mistake
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just hanging out it's like oh I mistake
12:26
just hanging out it's like oh I mistake you for a homeless man he's like oh no
12:27
you for a homeless man he's like oh no
12:27
you for a homeless man he's like oh no I'm homeless I just don't need your
12:28
I'm homeless I just don't need your
12:28
I'm homeless I just don't need your money like that guy's pretty awesome he
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money like that guy's pretty awesome he
12:30
money like that guy's pretty awesome he has a way worse life than me I at least
12:32
has a way worse life than me I at least
12:32
has a way worse life than me I at least have a home to go back to you know that
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have a home to go back to you know that
12:34
have a home to go back to you know that dude has no car he's not worried about
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dude has no car he's not worried about
12:36
dude has no car he's not worried about anything he doesn't even have shoes on
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anything he doesn't even have shoes on
12:37
anything he doesn't even have shoes on his feet and uh he doesn't even want
12:39
his feet and uh he doesn't even want
12:39
his feet and uh he doesn't even want lunch so I really have nothing to
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lunch so I really have nothing to
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lunch so I really have nothing to complain about I'm cool going to go back
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complain about I'm cool going to go back
12:44
complain about I'm cool going to go back home resume hilarity and uh fun
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home resume hilarity and uh fun
12:47
home resume hilarity and uh fun Shenanigans somehow luckily we got old
12:50
Shenanigans somehow luckily we got old
12:50
Shenanigans somehow luckily we got old Adam the woo and Tyler Evans Rock
12:51
Adam the woo and Tyler Evans Rock
12:51
Adam the woo and Tyler Evans Rock journalist and Jeff
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journalist and Jeff
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journalist and Jeff heimbuck back down there to hang out
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heimbuck back down there to hang out
12:55
heimbuck back down there to hang out with so I'm sure I can mooch rides off
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with so I'm sure I can mooch rides off
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with so I'm sure I can mooch rides off some of those guys right see I'm going
12:58
some of those guys right see I'm going
12:58
some of those guys right see I'm going to call calling all my friendship favors
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to call calling all my friendship favors
13:00
to call calling all my friendship favors now anyway so I'm headed back home to
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now anyway so I'm headed back home to
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now anyway so I'm headed back home to Orange County California via airplane
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Orange County California via airplane
13:06
Orange County California via airplane tonight I didn't think I was going to
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tonight I didn't think I was going to
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tonight I didn't think I was going to get to go on an airplane this week right
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get to go on an airplane this week right
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get to go on an airplane this week right got to look at it like that cool I get
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got to look at it like that cool I get
13:11
got to look at it like that cool I get to go on an airplane awesome I got to
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to go on an airplane awesome I got to
13:13
to go on an airplane awesome I got to spend the weekend with my favorite
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spend the weekend with my favorite
13:15
spend the weekend with my favorite people in the world uh well some of them
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people in the world uh well some of them
13:19
people in the world uh well some of them and thanks to Rosco soul trains haircut
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and thanks to Rosco soul trains haircut
13:22
and thanks to Rosco soul trains haircut alley plucking my eyebrows oh and these
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alley plucking my eyebrows oh and these
13:24
alley plucking my eyebrows oh and these sunglasses from Rosco Soul Train yes I
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sunglasses from Rosco Soul Train yes I
13:26
sunglasses from Rosco Soul Train yes I crashed my car but I looked dang good
13:28
crashed my car but I looked dang good
13:28
crashed my car but I looked dang good while I Wasing doing it right no I'm
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while I Wasing doing it right no I'm
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while I Wasing doing it right no I'm just kidding so anyway I got to meet
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just kidding so anyway I got to meet
13:31
just kidding so anyway I got to meet some lovely people at a hospital last
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some lovely people at a hospital last
13:32
some lovely people at a hospital last night who checked out my body and
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night who checked out my body and
13:34
night who checked out my body and confirmed that there are no bones broken
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confirmed that there are no bones broken
13:36
confirmed that there are no bones broken that I'm totally fine uh many of them
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that I'm totally fine uh many of them
13:38
that I'm totally fine uh many of them did not have a sense of humor which I
13:39
did not have a sense of humor which I
13:39
did not have a sense of humor which I found pretty funny while I was making ET
13:41
found pretty funny while I was making ET
13:41
found pretty funny while I was making ET jokes at them and so I'm pretty much
13:45
jokes at them and so I'm pretty much
13:45
jokes at them and so I'm pretty much kind of having the best time I could
13:47
kind of having the best time I could
13:47
kind of having the best time I could possibly have considering the
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possibly have considering the
13:49
possibly have considering the circumstances and I'm totally fine so
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circumstances and I'm totally fine so
13:52
circumstances and I'm totally fine so I'm sorry that I spent 13 minutes or
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I'm sorry that I spent 13 minutes or
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I'm sorry that I spent 13 minutes or however long it's been talking about
13:55
however long it's been talking about
13:55
however long it's been talking about myself and talking about the vehic
13:59
myself and talking about the vehic
13:59
myself and talking about the vehic incident of the evening before it was
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incident of the evening before it was
14:02
incident of the evening before it was one of those deals where he was
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one of those deals where he was
14:03
one of those deals where he was apologizing saying it's his fault but
14:05
apologizing saying it's his fault but
14:05
apologizing saying it's his fault but the sad reality for those of you who
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the sad reality for those of you who
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the sad reality for those of you who have never been in an automobile
14:08
have never been in an automobile
14:08
have never been in an automobile accident and I never have that is the
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accident and I never have that is the
14:09
accident and I never have that is the first crash I've ever been in the other
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first crash I've ever been in the other
14:11
first crash I've ever been in the other day someone hit me that was the first
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day someone hit me that was the first
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day someone hit me that was the first time that ever happened so two in a week
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time that ever happened so two in a week
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time that ever happened so two in a week after literally half a million miles of
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after literally half a million miles of
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after literally half a million miles of driving all over the country in band and
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driving all over the country in band and
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driving all over the country in band and everything else two accidents in a week
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everything else two accidents in a week
14:21
everything else two accidents in a week neither one could I have
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neither one could I have
14:22
neither one could I have prevented but it's okay accidents
14:26
prevented but it's okay accidents
14:26
prevented but it's okay accidents happened bad stuff happen you just got
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happened bad stuff happen you just got
14:27
happened bad stuff happen you just got to roll with it and that's that's
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to roll with it and that's that's
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to roll with it and that's that's exactly what I'm going to do I'm going
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exactly what I'm going to do I'm going
14:30
exactly what I'm going to do I'm going to follow my own advice be positive and
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to follow my own advice be positive and
14:34
to follow my own advice be positive and roll with the disaster one step at a
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roll with the disaster one step at a
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roll with the disaster one step at a time literally cuz I'm walking now
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time literally cuz I'm walking now
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time literally cuz I'm walking now because I have no car so what else yep
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because I have no car so what else yep
14:43
because I have no car so what else yep so going back home we'll be making new
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so going back home we'll be making new
14:46
so going back home we'll be making new t-shirts making new videos making new
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t-shirts making new videos making new
14:48
t-shirts making new videos making new wonderful things at lip fast.com and lip
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wonderful things at lip fast.com and lip
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wonderful things at lip fast.com and lip fast. spreadshirt.com I think I have
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fast. spreadshirt.com I think I have
14:55
fast. spreadshirt.com I think I have something on eBay if you search
14:56
something on eBay if you search
14:56
something on eBay if you search randomland I think there's a print of
14:58
randomland I think there's a print of
14:58
randomland I think there's a print of the wall FS left which I really didn't
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the wall FS left which I really didn't
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the wall FS left which I really didn't post anywhere I kind of just want to get
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post anywhere I kind of just want to get
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post anywhere I kind of just want to get rid of it somebody did buy it but they
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rid of it somebody did buy it but they
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rid of it somebody did buy it but they defaulted on the paying for it so I had
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defaulted on the paying for it so I had
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defaulted on the paying for it so I had to relist it I waited as long as I could
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to relist it I waited as long as I could
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to relist it I waited as long as I could um what else is going on not much yeah I
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um what else is going on not much yeah I
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um what else is going on not much yeah I apologize for talking so much like I
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apologize for talking so much like I
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apologize for talking so much like I said about the car accident all this
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said about the car accident all this
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said about the car accident all this stuff but that's pretty much all there
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stuff but that's pretty much all there
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stuff but that's pretty much all there is to talk about today the whole mess of
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is to talk about today the whole mess of
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is to talk about today the whole mess of people started texting me emailing me
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people started texting me emailing me
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people started texting me emailing me calling me tweeting me adding me on
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calling me tweeting me adding me on
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calling me tweeting me adding me on Instagram you know atting me we really
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Instagram you know atting me we really
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Instagram you know atting me we really need a better word for that right
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need a better word for that right
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need a better word for that right mentioning me I guess at mentioning
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mentioning me I guess at mentioning
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mentioning me I guess at mentioning whatever it's called
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whatever it's called
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whatever it's called and asking all kinds of questions so I
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and asking all kinds of questions so I
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and asking all kinds of questions so I hope they answer some of the questions
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hope they answer some of the questions
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hope they answer some of the questions the guy merged in front of me slammed on
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the guy merged in front of me slammed on
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the guy merged in front of me slammed on his brakes he came to a complete stop
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his brakes he came to a complete stop
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his brakes he came to a complete stop nothing I could do no way to avoid it
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nothing I could do no way to avoid it
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nothing I could do no way to avoid it people on the left of me people on the
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people on the left of me people on the
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people on the left of me people on the right bam so it wasn't that fast of an
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right bam so it wasn't that fast of an
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right bam so it wasn't that fast of an accident I'm alive I'm a little whip
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accident I'm alive I'm a little whip
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accident I'm alive I'm a little whip lashy I'm more sore than probably my uh
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lashy I'm more sore than probably my uh
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lashy I'm more sore than probably my uh spunky attitude is leading you to
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spunky attitude is leading you to
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spunky attitude is leading you to believe I am I am very very stiff and
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believe I am I am very very stiff and
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believe I am I am very very stiff and sore but I also have a lot of
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sore but I also have a lot of
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sore but I also have a lot of hydrocodone in my body so I'm not really
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hydrocodone in my body so I'm not really
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hydrocodone in my body so I'm not really feeling as stiff and sore as I was an
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feeling as stiff and sore as I was an
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feeling as stiff and sore as I was an hour or two ago so life is good I'm
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hour or two ago so life is good I'm
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hour or two ago so life is good I'm still alive apparently there's still
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still alive apparently there's still
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still alive apparently there's still more work for me to do so I better go
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more work for me to do so I better go
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more work for me to do so I better go back home to Los Angeles get back to
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back home to Los Angeles get back to
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back home to Los Angeles get back to work filming random land filming
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work filming random land filming
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work filming random land filming sometimes Vlogs and hanging out with you
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sometimes Vlogs and hanging out with you
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sometimes Vlogs and hanging out with you people we have so much left to do
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people we have so much left to do
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people we have so much left to do together it's crazy this weekend did not
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together it's crazy this weekend did not
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together it's crazy this weekend did not really go as I planned the ticke thing
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really go as I planned the ticke thing
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really go as I planned the ticke thing worked out okay I did get to hang out
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worked out okay I did get to hang out
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worked out okay I did get to hang out with people that I love and care about
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with people that I love and care about
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with people that I love and care about and you know and get a sweet haircut and
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and you know and get a sweet haircut and
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and you know and get a sweet haircut and all that kind of stuff but more or less
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all that kind of stuff but more or less
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all that kind of stuff but more or less was kind of a stressful weird weekend I
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was kind of a stressful weird weekend I
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was kind of a stressful weird weekend I had these weird premonitions and weird
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had these weird premonitions and weird
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had these weird premonitions and weird feelings and now bam there it was
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feelings and now bam there it was
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feelings and now bam there it was there's the weird thing I'm not saying I
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there's the weird thing I'm not saying I
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there's the weird thing I'm not saying I have ESP or anything but I'm pretty sure
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have ESP or anything but I'm pretty sure
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have ESP or anything but I'm pretty sure I felt this coming so it's almost a
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I felt this coming so it's almost a
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I felt this coming so it's almost a relief just to have the horrible thing
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relief just to have the horrible thing
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relief just to have the horrible thing happen because I've noticed in my life
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happen because I've noticed in my life
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happen because I've noticed in my life that every time something really bad
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that every time something really bad
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that every time something really bad happens like that like your car is
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happens like that like your car is
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happens like that like your car is destroyed it opens the way for good
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destroyed it opens the way for good
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destroyed it opens the way for good stuff to happen I'm not saying it all
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stuff to happen I'm not saying it all
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stuff to happen I'm not saying it all jeez that hurts I'm not saying it always
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jeez that hurts I'm not saying it always
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jeez that hurts I'm not saying it always works that way but more or less in my
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works that way but more or less in my
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works that way but more or less in my experience something bad happens pays
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experience something bad happens pays
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experience something bad happens pays away for something good happens yeah I
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away for something good happens yeah I
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away for something good happens yeah I had a pretty bad year had a pretty big
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had a pretty bad year had a pretty big
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had a pretty bad year had a pretty big string of uh crazy things go wrong crazy
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string of uh crazy things go wrong crazy
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string of uh crazy things go wrong crazy for me but in the grand scheme of things
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for me but in the grand scheme of things
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for me but in the grand scheme of things I am still living in the most beautiful
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I am still living in the most beautiful
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I am still living in the most beautiful state I
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state I
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state I think in the best country in the world I
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think in the best country in the world I
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think in the best country in the world I don't know about best country but it's
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don't know about best country but it's
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don't know about best country but it's my favorite because I live here I'm a
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my favorite because I live here I'm a
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my favorite because I live here I'm a little biased it's all right anyway I
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little biased it's all right anyway I
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little biased it's all right anyway I still get to live in California I still
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still get to live in California I still
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still get to live in California I still get to go to Disneyland I still have all
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get to go to Disneyland I still have all
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get to go to Disneyland I still have all of you wonderful people and all my
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of you wonderful people and all my
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of you wonderful people and all my friends my family close family friends
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friends my family close family friends
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friends my family close family friends picked me up last night from the scene
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picked me up last night from the scene
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picked me up last night from the scene of the accident because it happened
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of the accident because it happened
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of the accident because it happened close enough where people could get to
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close enough where people could get to
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close enough where people could get to me luckily I had health insurance still
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me luckily I had health insurance still
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me luckily I had health insurance still I have car insurance so I'm all right
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I have car insurance so I'm all right
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I have car insurance so I'm all right everything's cool baby so anyways thank
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everything's cool baby so anyways thank
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everything's cool baby so anyways thank you guys for being concerned thank you
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you guys for being concerned thank you
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you guys for being concerned thank you for all your comments I wish I could
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for all your comments I wish I could
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for all your comments I wish I could answer every single one of them I'm just
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answer every single one of them I'm just
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answer every single one of them I'm just trying my best to be chipper to keep
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trying my best to be chipper to keep
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trying my best to be chipper to keep Mountain doing my system and to keep the
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Mountain doing my system and to keep the
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Mountain doing my system and to keep the sometimes Vlogs going so you haven't got
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sometimes Vlogs going so you haven't got
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sometimes Vlogs going so you haven't got rid of me yet oh I don't die that easily
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rid of me yet oh I don't die that easily
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rid of me yet oh I don't die that easily no no no no no no no we have more
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no no no no no no no we have more
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no no no no no no no we have more vlogging left to do so subscribe if you
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vlogging left to do so subscribe if you
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vlogging left to do so subscribe if you have haven't already to the sometimes
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have haven't already to the sometimes
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have haven't already to the sometimes Vlogs I will definitely see you guys
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Vlogs I will definitely see you guys
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Vlogs I will definitely see you guys tomorrow we have more to do we have more
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tomorrow we have more to do we have more
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tomorrow we have more to do we have more to do I'm still alive so RoboCop arm is
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to do I'm still alive so RoboCop arm is
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to do I'm still alive so RoboCop arm is healing you guys take it easy drive safe
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healing you guys take it easy drive safe
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healing you guys take it easy drive safe if someone emerges in front of you slow
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if someone emerges in front of you slow
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if someone emerges in front of you slow way down don't just assume it's going to
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way down don't just assume it's going to
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way down don't just assume it's going to be cool I'm a little traumatized I don't
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be cool I'm a little traumatized I don't
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be cool I'm a little traumatized I don't know if I'm ever going to drive again
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know if I'm ever going to drive again
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know if I'm ever going to drive again somebody needs to come be my driver
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somebody needs to come be my driver
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somebody needs to come be my driver because I'm a little I'll be okay we'll
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because I'm a little I'll be okay we'll
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because I'm a little I'll be okay we'll just we I'll get some therapy or
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just we I'll get some therapy or
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just we I'll get some therapy or something anyways all right take it easy
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something anyways all right take it easy
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something anyways all right take it easy you guys be safe out there it's a crazy
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you guys be safe out there it's a crazy
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you guys be safe out there it's a crazy crazy world love you bye-bye