Amazing Time Travel Vlog!
Hello friends and fellow compatriots, it is I, Tyler Evans Rock Journalist!
My best-buddy and hetero-lifemate Justin is on vacation for a few days, so I'm stepping in to tell you about this craaazy video.
We filmed it in the past, which means you're watching it, in the future! Or, present? I don't know. Time travel is totes hard, bros. Watch as we make predictions, shop for flannel, and maybe, just maybe, get to the bottom of the mysteries of life and love.
(and we also find the world's most annoying toy.)
For now, it's time to go back ... to the future!
It's the sometimes vlog! @JustinScarred on twitter, @livefastdiepoor on instagram, T-SHIRTS at http://livefastdiepoor.spreadshirt.com and tip jar at http://patreon.com/justinscarred
Transcript
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[Music]
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[Music] well look at what we have here the
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well look at what we have here the
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well look at what we have here the greatest round up of
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greatest round up of
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greatest round up of Wares in the west real question is
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Wares in the west real question is
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Wares in the west real question is looking around here is where are the
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looking around here is where are the
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looking around here is where are the Wares Buffalo it's the some sometimes
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blow you notice that I went Buffalo and
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blow you notice that I went Buffalo and then immediately shot down like at the
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then immediately shot down like at the
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then immediately shot down like at the most unflattering angle I possibly could
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most unflattering angle I possibly could
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most unflattering angle I possibly could have on your body yeah I've been losing
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have on your body yeah I've been losing
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have on your body yeah I've been losing weight too I don't appreciate that
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weight too I don't appreciate that
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weight too I don't appreciate that Tyler welcome to Frontier land at
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Tyler welcome to Frontier land at
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Tyler welcome to Frontier land at Disneyland you can hear Fantasmic in the
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Disneyland you can hear Fantasmic in the
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Disneyland you can hear Fantasmic in the background you can see Fantasmic
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background you can see Fantasmic
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background you can see Fantasmic people see what I kind of I made it like
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people see what I kind of I made it like
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people see what I kind of I made it like fantastic is what I did there hello
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fantastic is what I did there hello
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fantastic is what I did there hello everybody you're actually watching
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everybody you're actually watching
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everybody you're actually watching this from the Future No we're in the
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this from the Future No we're in the
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this from the Future No we're in the we're in the past oh and they're
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we're in the past oh and they're
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we're in the past oh and they're watching they in the future of now and
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watching they in the future of now and
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watching they in the future of now and they're they're looking back into the
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they're they're looking back into the
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they're they're looking back into the you're looking into the past so I'm in
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you're looking into the past so I'm in
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you're looking into the past so I'm in the past and you're in the future we're
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the past and you're in the future we're
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the past and you're in the future we're in the future no
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in the future no
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in the future no we're in the past they're in the future
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we're in the past they're in the future
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we're in the past they're in the future hopefully these pimples are gone by now
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hopefully these pimples are gone by now
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hopefully these pimples are gone by now what's happening is at this moment right
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what's happening is at this moment right
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what's happening is at this moment right now in time I'm on vacation with people
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now in time I'm on vacation with people
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now in time I'm on vacation with people that vaguely look like you my family and
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that vaguely look like you my family and
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that vaguely look like you my family and I really wanted Tyler to take over the
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I really wanted Tyler to take over the
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I really wanted Tyler to take over the Vlog and just do sometimes Vlogs for
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Vlog and just do sometimes Vlogs for
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Vlog and just do sometimes Vlogs for four days in a row like a guest house
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four days in a row like a guest house
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four days in a row like a guest house like Johnny Carson but here's the thing
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like Johnny Carson but here's the thing
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like Johnny Carson but here's the thing I neither asked him to do that nor will
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I neither asked him to do that nor will
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I neither asked him to do that nor will I because we're doing this instead nice
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I because we're doing this instead nice
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I because we're doing this instead nice so it's the sometimes Vlog from the past
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so it's the sometimes Vlog from the past
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so it's the sometimes Vlog from the past future the reason why I can't do the
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future the reason why I can't do the
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future the reason why I can't do the Vlog is not cuz my fames with me it's
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Vlog is not cuz my fames with me it's
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Vlog is not cuz my fames with me it's because we're going into yiti
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because we're going into yiti
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because we're going into yiti yite the great National
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yite the great National
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yite the great National Falls
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Falls
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Falls Y and there's no cellular
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Y and there's no cellular
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Y and there's no cellular telephone service there with which to
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telephone service there with which to
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telephone service there with which to upload a vlog Tyler you've been there a
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upload a vlog Tyler you've been there a
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upload a vlog Tyler you've been there a lot and because of that I really worried
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lot and because of that I really worried
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lot and because of that I really worried about not getting a vlog to you so we're
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about not getting a vlog to you so we're
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about not getting a vlog to you so we're getting a vlog to you now and I thought
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getting a vlog to you now and I thought
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getting a vlog to you now and I thought instead of me wandering around and
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instead of me wandering around and
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instead of me wandering around and talking about anything meaningful right
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talking about anything meaningful right
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talking about anything meaningful right more important are these really these
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more important are these really these
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more important are these really these pimples you're really worried about dude
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pimples you're really worried about dude
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pimples you're really worried about dude I'm like 30 years old and I'm getting
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I'm like 30 years old and I'm getting
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I'm like 30 years old and I'm getting more pimples now than I've ever gotten
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more pimples now than I've ever gotten
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more pimples now than I've ever gotten in my life bro you are older than 30 I
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in my life bro you are older than 30 I
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in my life bro you are older than 30 I am a little bit mackerel you didn't need
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am a little bit mackerel you didn't need
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am a little bit mackerel you didn't need to say that though right right guys so
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to say that though right right guys so
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to say that though right right guys so so anyways I decided instead of saying
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so anyways I decided instead of saying
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so anyways I decided instead of saying something meaningful or working hard and
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something meaningful or working hard and
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something meaningful or working hard and coming up with an idea I would drag
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coming up with an idea I would drag
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coming up with an idea I would drag Tyler away from whatever Tyler does
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Tyler away from whatever Tyler does
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Tyler away from whatever Tyler does before going to bed and keep him up
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before going to bed and keep him up
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before going to bed and keep him up longer than normal with the sun
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longer than normal with the sun
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longer than normal with the sun sometimes long so now we're going to sit
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sometimes long so now we're going to sit
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sometimes long so now we're going to sit outside and just talk to you calmly from
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outside and just talk to you calmly from
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outside and just talk to you calmly from a bench I love that idea in Frontier
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a bench I love that idea in Frontier
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a bench I love that idea in Frontier land but now a Fantasmic is happening
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land but now a Fantasmic is happening
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land but now a Fantasmic is happening darn and it's too loud so instead we're
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darn and it's too loud so instead we're
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darn and it's too loud so instead we're just hanging out in Frontier land now I
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just hanging out in Frontier land now I
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just hanging out in Frontier land now I am planning on doing a whole randomland
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am planning on doing a whole randomland
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am planning on doing a whole randomland video in Frontier land so I want to be
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video in Frontier land so I want to be
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video in Frontier land so I want to be very careful not to reveal too much just
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very careful not to reveal too much just
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very careful not to reveal too much just not to show too much of this amazing
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not to show too much of this amazing
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not to show too much of this amazing place and these amazing things
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place and these amazing things
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place and these amazing things mirror oh my gosh there's a mirror here
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mirror oh my gosh there's a mirror here
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mirror oh my gosh there's a mirror here somebody died in the 19th century and
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somebody died in the 19th century and
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somebody died in the 19th century and they were and there was a mirror in the
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they were and there was a mirror in the
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they were and there was a mirror in the room and they could see the mirror they
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room and they could see the mirror they
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room and they could see the mirror they covered the mirrors because they
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covered the mirrors because they
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covered the mirrors because they believed that the dead person would go
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believed that the dead person would go
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believed that the dead person would go in the mirror what do you think about
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in the mirror what do you think about
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in the mirror what do you think about that I think that it's got a 99% chance
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that I think that it's got a 99% chance
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that I think that it's got a 99% chance of being inaccurate so you think there
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of being inaccurate so you think there
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of being inaccurate so you think there there's a 1% chance that there's a ghost
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there's a 1% chance that there's a ghost
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there's a 1% chance that there's a ghost in this mirror yeah one a 1% chance like
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in this mirror yeah one a 1% chance like
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in this mirror yeah one a 1% chance like I like those odds the odds are better
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I like those odds the odds are better
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I like those odds the odds are better that I will be 6' tall that I'll prob
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that I will be 6' tall that I'll prob
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that I will be 6' tall that I'll prob will be one day man you're growing
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will be one day man you're growing
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will be one day man you're growing you're growing more more handsome by the
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you're growing more more handsome by the
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you're growing more more handsome by the day I like to measure myself against the
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day I like to measure myself against the
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day I like to measure myself against the wall so now not Berry Farm I recently
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wall so now not Berry Farm I recently
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wall so now not Berry Farm I recently vlogged there by recently of course I'm
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vlogged there by recently of course I'm
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vlogged there by recently of course I'm in the past so that's several weeks ago
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in the past so that's several weeks ago
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in the past so that's several weeks ago this this isn't weird just two dudes
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this this isn't weird just two dudes
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this this isn't weird just two dudes with their arms around each other it's
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with their arms around each other it's
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with their arms around each other it's legal
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legal
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legal now at not very Farm the weirdest Museum
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now at not very Farm the weirdest Museum
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now at not very Farm the weirdest Museum in the west where they had a collection
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in the west where they had a collection
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in the west where they had a collection of actual weird barb wire there here you
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of actual weird barb wire there here you
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of actual weird barb wire there here you can see Disneyland has the remnants of a
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can see Disneyland has the remnants of a
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can see Disneyland has the remnants of a weird barb wire collection too and also
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weird barb wire collection too and also
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weird barb wire collection too and also some horse plow things what do you call
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some horse plow things what do you call
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some horse plow things what do you call that horse horse collar wears one and
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that horse horse collar wears one and
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that horse horse collar wears one and his is a horse craer but I don't know
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his is a horse craer but I don't know
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his is a horse craer but I don't know that that's what you actually call a
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that that's what you actually call a
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that that's what you actually call a horse yeah like the thing you put the
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horse yeah like the thing you put the
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horse yeah like the thing you put the oxin and the things a bustle okay it's
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oxin and the things a bustle okay it's
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oxin and the things a bustle okay it's an ox it's an oxen bustle it's a horse
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an ox it's an oxen bustle it's a horse
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an ox it's an oxen bustle it's a horse bustle horse bustle sexy for your horse
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bustle horse bustle sexy for your horse
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bustle horse bustle sexy for your horse wife yep nailed it okay let's talk about
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wife yep nailed it okay let's talk about
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wife yep nailed it okay let's talk about something else now we're here in the
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something else now we're here in the
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something else now we're here in the past as you can see there's still
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past as you can see there's still
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past as you can see there's still Buffalo and wheels bolo ties bolo ties
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Buffalo and wheels bolo ties bolo ties
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Buffalo and wheels bolo ties bolo ties are bolo ties are in fashion we're so
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are bolo ties are in fashion we're so
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are bolo ties are in fashion we're so far in the past from where you are now
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far in the past from where you are now
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far in the past from where you are now that bolo ier in fashion also whatever
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that bolo ier in fashion also whatever
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that bolo ier in fashion also whatever this is fine quality flannel is what
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this is fine quality flannel is what
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this is fine quality flannel is what this is this the most what did you say
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this is this the most what did you say
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this is this the most what did you say when you walked in you said there's more
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when you walked in you said there's more
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when you walked in you said there's more quality flannel in here you expect it I
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quality flannel in here you expect it I
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quality flannel in here you expect it I just said like this some high quality
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just said like this some high quality
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just said like this some high quality flannel and I wasn't even trying to do a
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flannel and I wasn't even trying to do a
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flannel and I wasn't even trying to do a bit I no you weren't because you would
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bit I no you weren't because you would
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bit I no you weren't because you would probably wear that I could actually
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probably wear that I could actually
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probably wear that I could actually picture you wearing I would wear the red
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picture you wearing I would wear the red
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picture you wearing I would wear the red one you would go full hand Hill and wear
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one you would go full hand Hill and wear
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one you would go full hand Hill and wear the red one yeah for sure you would
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the red one yeah for sure you would
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the red one yeah for sure you would definitely do that okay so but okay so
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definitely do that okay so but okay so
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definitely do that okay so but okay so right
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now so right now we're in the past right
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now so right now we're in the past right our heart what do you think but they're
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our heart what do you think but they're
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our heart what do you think but they're in the future so what you thinkin this
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in the future so what you thinkin this
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in the future so what you thinkin this is what I wanted to talk to you out on
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is what I wanted to talk to you out on
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is what I wanted to talk to you out on the bench when there was still light and
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the bench when there was still light and
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the bench when there was still light and silence out there and back when a man
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silence out there and back when a man
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silence out there and back when a man could think
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could think
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could think and Roam and when a man's feed and grain
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and Roam and when a man's feed and grain
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and Roam and when a man's feed and grain were important things to him when feed
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were important things to him when feed
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were important things to him when feed and grain story just keeps going and
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and grain story just keeps going and
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and grain story just keeps going and Scoops were part of the daily routine of
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Scoops were part of the daily routine of
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Scoops were part of the daily routine of your life and you worked hard on the
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your life and you worked hard on the
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your life and you worked hard on the farm and whatever a hearth is we look
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farm and whatever a hearth is we look
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farm and whatever a hearth is we look really red in this spot I always do in
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really red in this spot I always do in
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really red in this spot I always do in the moments before bed after working on
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the moments before bed after working on
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the moments before bed after working on the Farm you would think to yourself I
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the Farm you would think to yourself I
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the Farm you would think to yourself I grew food yeah that I will later eat mhm
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grew food yeah that I will later eat mhm
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grew food yeah that I will later eat mhm I will feel full from the fruit of my
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I will feel full from the fruit of my
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I will feel full from the fruit of my own labor literally maybe for if you
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own labor literally maybe for if you
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own labor literally maybe for if you were growing plums or cherries or
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were growing plums or cherries or
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were growing plums or cherries or something hopefully one day there will
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something hopefully one day there will
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something hopefully one day there will be a television show about four retired
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be a television show about four retired
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be a television show about four retired ladies in Florida and they'll call it
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ladies in Florida and they'll call it
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ladies in Florida and they'll call it the Golden Girls do you think that in
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the Golden Girls do you think that in
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the Golden Girls do you think that in the past let's talk about the past for
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the past let's talk about the past for
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the past let's talk about the past for just Riff on the past cuz do you think
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just Riff on the past cuz do you think
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just Riff on the past cuz do you think that back when farming was a big deal
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that back when farming was a big deal
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that back when farming was a big deal which I mean obviously still is but most
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which I mean obviously still is but most
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which I mean obviously still is but most of this state it still is when most
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of this state it still is when most
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of this state it still is when most people had to farm yeah and most be to
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people had to farm yeah and most be to
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people had to farm yeah and most be to farm corn and pigs and things they
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farm corn and pigs and things they
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farm corn and pigs and things they grow do you think that the guy that grew
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grow do you think that the guy that grew
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grow do you think that the guy that grew cherries people were just like Jo Cherry
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cherries people were just like Jo Cherry
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cherries people were just like Jo Cherry no like don't you think that like if you
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no like don't you think that like if you
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no like don't you think that like if you grew cherries and strawberries and stuff
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grew cherries and strawberries and stuff
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grew cherries and strawberries and stuff all the other farmers were like do you
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all the other farmers were like do you
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all the other farmers were like do you even corn bro look at this loser look at
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even corn bro look at this loser look at
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even corn bro look at this loser look at this idiot oh he wants to be a ballerina
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this idiot oh he wants to be a ballerina
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this idiot oh he wants to be a ballerina and grow cherries you know what I mean
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and grow cherries you know what I mean
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and grow cherries you know what I mean like what do you think they thought of
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like what do you think they thought of
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like what do you think they thought of the guy actually even better because
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the guy actually even better because
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the guy actually even better because ladies love cherries I feel like most
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ladies love cherries I feel like most
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ladies love cherries I feel like most people grew those in their Gardens on
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people grew those in their Gardens on
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people grew those in their Gardens on farms but let's say you had a farm that
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farms but let's say you had a farm that
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farms but let's say you had a farm that grew cherry tomatoes yeah you won't when
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grew cherry tomatoes yeah you won't when
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grew cherry tomatoes yeah you won't when you walked into town in yeah Ellen Shaw
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you walked into town in yeah Ellen Shaw
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you walked into town in yeah Ellen Shaw Kansas I just made up a town hopefully
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Kansas I just made up a town hopefully
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Kansas I just made up a town hopefully MH and hopefully that's not real butw
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MH and hopefully that's not real butw
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MH and hopefully that's not real butw Shaw Kansas where you can Farm stuff and
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Shaw Kansas where you can Farm stuff and
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Shaw Kansas where you can Farm stuff and you walk into Ellen Shaw on Main Street
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you walk into Ellen Shaw on Main Street
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you walk into Ellen Shaw on Main Street as you do as you do on a daily basis
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as you do as you do on a daily basis
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as you do as you do on a daily basis when you farm and you're like um like
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when you farm and you're like um like
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when you farm and you're like um like what we did there we did it we made a
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what we did there we did it we made a
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what we did there we did it we made a show that's good and you go in and
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show that's good and you go in and
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show that's good and you go in and you're like everyone's like yep corn
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you're like everyone's like yep corn
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you're like everyone's like yep corn getting pretty t all this year going to
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getting pretty t all this year going to
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getting pretty t all this year going to win a
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win a
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win a Grammy I like that I like that P's
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Grammy I like that I like that P's
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Grammy I like that I like that P's coming in I'm going to grow them good
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coming in I'm going to grow them good
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coming in I'm going to grow them good feed stuck and then yo old Joe walks
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feed stuck and then yo old Joe walks
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feed stuck and then yo old Joe walks in how y'all my cherry tomatoes are
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in how y'all my cherry tomatoes are
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in how y'all my cherry tomatoes are doing good why do they all talk like
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doing good why do they all talk like
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doing good why do they all talk like that I don't think they talk like that
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that I don't think they talk like that
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that I don't think they talk like that in Kansas but for the sake of the but
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in Kansas but for the sake of the but
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in Kansas but for the sake of the but then they're going to excommunicate him
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then they're going to excommunicate him
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then they're going to excommunicate him yeah all not going exist for a while
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yeah all not going exist for a while
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yeah all not going exist for a while yeah all the other farmers are like what
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yeah all the other farmers are like what
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yeah all the other farmers are like what are you growing those
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are you growing those
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are you growing those for go ahead don't women grow those
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for go ahead don't women grow those
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for go ahead don't women grow those Gardens Justin can I ask you a history
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Gardens Justin can I ask you a history
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Gardens Justin can I ask you a history question sure I thought about this today
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question sure I thought about this today
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question sure I thought about this today it's an interesting question okay who
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it's an interesting question okay who
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it's an interesting question okay who was
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was
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was president when your grandfather's father
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president when your grandfather's father
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president when your grandfather's father was born when my grandfather's father
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was born when my grandfather's father
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was born when my grandfather's father was born ooh that was 1898 was it don't
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was born ooh that was 1898 was it don't
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was born ooh that was 1898 was it don't know what who is president it's can you
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know what who is president it's can you
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know what who is president it's can you Google it when my grandfather's other
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Google it when my grandfather's other
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Google it when my grandfather's other father was born when your grandfather's
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father was born when your grandfather's
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father was born when your grandfather's other father my other grandfather's
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other father my other grandfather's
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other father my other grandfather's father was born he would have been born
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father was born he would have been born
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father was born he would have been born around the time what's his face was play
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around the time what's his face was play
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around the time what's his face was play Oh president what's his face um that
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with the World War I oh what was that
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with the World War I oh what was that guy's name Joe can't remember Bobby so
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guy's name Joe can't remember Bobby so
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guy's name Joe can't remember Bobby so kennedies were not around yet that
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kennedies were not around yet that
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kennedies were not around yet that wasn't a thing I'm who was president in
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wasn't a thing I'm who was president in
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wasn't a thing I'm who was president in 1898 Zachary Tom I'm going to look at
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1898 Zachary Tom I'm going to look at
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1898 Zachary Tom I'm going to look at you think of Zachary Taylor who was not
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you think of Zachary Taylor who was not
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you think of Zachary Taylor who was not no Zachary Taylor was president after
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no Zachary Taylor was president after
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no Zachary Taylor was president after the Mexican war yes he was so and then
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the Mexican war yes he was so and then
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the Mexican war yes he was so and then you had um somebody then you had no you
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you had um somebody then you had no you
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you had um somebody then you had no you had Taylor and then Lam Jefferson madis
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had Taylor and then Lam Jefferson madis
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had Taylor and then Lam Jefferson madis Monro Adam Jackson Harrison Tyler P
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Monro Adam Jackson Harrison Tyler P
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Monro Adam Jackson Harrison Tyler P Taylor Filmore Pierce Lincoln Johnson
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Taylor Filmore Pierce Lincoln Johnson
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Taylor Filmore Pierce Lincoln Johnson Grant har Lincoln William McKinley was
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Grant har Lincoln William McKinley was
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Grant har Lincoln William McKinley was President William McKinley I knew that
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President William McKinley I knew that
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President William McKinley I knew that the whole time I just wanted to see if
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the whole time I just wanted to see if
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the whole time I just wanted to see if you could Google it mine was Rutherford
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you could Google it mine was Rutherford
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you could Google it mine was Rutherford B Haze here's the real question
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B Haze here's the real question
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B Haze here's the real question now what do you think now they're in it
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now what do you think now they're in it
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now what do you think now they're in it so they know so they're going to have
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so they know so they're going to have
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so they know so they're going to have the hell of a laugh with this what do
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the hell of a laugh with this what do
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the hell of a laugh with this what do you think the feature's like oh that's a
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you think the feature's like oh that's a
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you think the feature's like oh that's a good question what is a week from now
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good question what is a week from now
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good question what is a week from now like it it's the future just think in
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like it it's the future just think in
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like it it's the future just think in more general terms of that don't ruin
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more general terms of that don't ruin
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more general terms of that don't ruin the Vlog okay I think that
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the Vlog okay I think that
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the Vlog okay I think that cars definitely run on corn husks MH
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cars definitely run on corn husks MH
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cars definitely run on corn husks MH like for sure definitely ethanol corn
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like for sure definitely ethanol corn
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like for sure definitely ethanol corn husks mostly um I think that horse meat
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husks mostly um I think that horse meat
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husks mostly um I think that horse meat is making a
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is making a
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is making a comeback isn't that already happening
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comeback isn't that already happening
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comeback isn't that already happening kind of I think the drought has been
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kind of I think the drought has been
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kind of I think the drought has been abolished they abolished the and it's
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abolished they abolished the and it's
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abolished they abolished the and it's the drought and that it's been replaced
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the drought and that it's been replaced
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the drought and that it's been replaced by wildfires
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by wildfires
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by wildfires mhm uh I think that a man's will to
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mhm uh I think that a man's will to
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mhm uh I think that a man's will to handsome is no longer based on his beard
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handsome is no longer based on his beard
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handsome is no longer based on his beard hair but by his ankle hair I hope you
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hair but by his ankle hair I hope you
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hair but by his ankle hair I hope you could see me it's the only logical
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could see me it's the only logical
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could see me it's the only logical explanation uhhuh I think that who's
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explanation uhhuh I think that who's
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explanation uhhuh I think that who's President oh in the in the future yeah
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President oh in the in the future yeah
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President oh in the in the future yeah in the future who's President oh okay
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in the future who's President oh okay
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in the future who's President oh okay they know the answer cuz they're living
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they know the answer cuz they're living
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they know the answer cuz they're living in the future that's the crazy part it's
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in the future that's the crazy part it's
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in the future that's the crazy part it's for sure hologram Liberace mm you don't
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for sure hologram Liberace mm you don't
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for sure hologram Liberace mm you don't think so my prediction for the
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think so my prediction for the
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think so my prediction for the future Barack Obama is going to be
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future Barack Obama is going to be
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future Barack Obama is going to be president even though he was already
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president even though he was already
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president even though he was already president twice you think I think in the
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president twice you think I think in the
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president twice you think I think in the future uhhuh some point in the future
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future uhhuh some point in the future
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future uhhuh some point in the future Obama is still president you think oh I
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Obama is still president you think oh I
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Obama is still president you think oh I get what you're saying Michelle
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get what you're saying Michelle
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get what you're saying Michelle Obama well you never know Hillary
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Obama well you never know Hillary
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Obama well you never know Hillary Clinton might be president it's kind of
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Clinton might be president it's kind of
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Clinton might be president it's kind of weird could be it's just weird yeah like
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weird could be it's just weird yeah like
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weird could be it's just weird yeah like this not we're not playing politics no
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this not we're not playing politics no
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this not we're not playing politics no politics cuz you could vote for Hillary
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politics cuz you could vote for Hillary
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politics cuz you could vote for Hillary and I could vote for
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and I could vote for
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and I could vote for Trum I mean both of those things are
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Trum I mean both of those things are
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Trum I mean both of those things are things somebody could vote for him could
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things somebody could vote for him could
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things somebody could vote for him could yeah it could happen Mar it doesn't
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yeah it could happen Mar it doesn't
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yeah it could happen Mar it doesn't matter so we're not playing any politics
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matter so we're not playing any politics
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matter so we're not playing any politics here but don't you think it's weird like
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here but don't you think it's weird like
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here but don't you think it's weird like if Hillary Clinton became the president
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if Hillary Clinton became the president
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if Hillary Clinton became the president don't you think that would just be weird
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don't you think that would just be weird
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don't you think that would just be weird only if like didn't you used it' be like
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only if like didn't you used it' be like
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only if like didn't you used it' be like if it would be like if in nth grade you
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if it would be like if in nth grade you
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if it would be like if in nth grade you had this math teacher yeah Mr quarrels
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had this math teacher yeah Mr quarrels
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had this math teacher yeah Mr quarrels Miss Espinosa Miss ESP Mr Espinosa mhm
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Miss Espinosa Miss ESP Mr Espinosa mhm
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Miss Espinosa Miss ESP Mr Espinosa mhm and you just knew him and you had him in
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and you just knew him and you had him in
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and you just knew him and you had him in 10th Grade too and it was like all right
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10th Grade too and it was like all right
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10th Grade too and it was like all right guy and then in 11th grade you had Mr
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guy and then in 11th grade you had Mr
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guy and then in 11th grade you had Mr Smith and then in 12th grade you came
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Smith and then in 12th grade you came
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Smith and then in 12th grade you came back and had Mrs espinos and you were
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back and had Mrs espinos and you were
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back and had Mrs espinos and you were like I'm not saying it's bad cuz ladies
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like I'm not saying it's bad cuz ladies
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like I'm not saying it's bad cuz ladies can do stuff I heard but it's just weird
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can do stuff I heard but it's just weird
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can do stuff I heard but it's just weird like didn't you used to be the wife of
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like didn't you used to be the wife of
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like didn't you used to be the wife of the other person that was my ladies can
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the other person that was my ladies can
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the other person that was my ladies can do stuff I learned from Frozen No but
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do stuff I learned from Frozen No but
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do stuff I learned from Frozen No but didn't you used to be the wife you used
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didn't you used to be the wife you used
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didn't you used to be the wife you used to be the wife of my other of the other
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to be the wife of my other of the other
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to be the wife of my other of the other guy that was my teacher right and now
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guy that was my teacher right and now
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guy that was my teacher right and now you're my math teacher so what you're
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you're my math teacher so what you're
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you're my math teacher so what you're telling me is now you're my math teacher
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telling me is now you're my math teacher
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telling me is now you're my math teacher you know what would make my head explode
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you know what would make my head explode
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you know what would make my head explode not in a dynamite not in a rage way but
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not in a dynamite not in a rage way but
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not in a dynamite not in a rage way but in a crazy pills way let say like
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in a crazy pills way let say like
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in a crazy pills way let say like Hillary Clinton let's say runs two terms
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Hillary Clinton let's say runs two terms
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Hillary Clinton let's say runs two terms and wins both terms and then afterwards
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and wins both terms and then afterwards
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and wins both terms and then afterwards Chelsea Clinton Jeb Bush no so we just
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Chelsea Clinton Jeb Bush no so we just
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Chelsea Clinton Jeb Bush no so we just go like Clinton Bush no bush bush
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go like Clinton Bush no bush bush
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go like Clinton Bush no bush bush Clinton Bush Clinton skip Obama to
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Clinton Bush Clinton skip Obama to
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Clinton Bush Clinton skip Obama to Clinton to Bush yeah that would be
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Clinton to Bush yeah that would be
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Clinton to Bush yeah that would be insane that would be insane we need some
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insane that would be insane we need some
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insane that would be insane we need some more variety like I don't know that we
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more variety like I don't know that we
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more variety like I don't know that we have the option but I feel like it would
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have the option but I feel like it would
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have the option but I feel like it would be cool if we all have the option just
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be cool if we all have the option just
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be cool if we all have the option just say no more dynasties for now just let's
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say no more dynasties for now just let's
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say no more dynasties for now just let's put the dynasty maybe let's get a
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put the dynasty maybe let's get a
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put the dynasty maybe let's get a Kennedy back in the mix let's just see
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Kennedy back in the mix let's just see
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Kennedy back in the mix let's just see what's up are there any left there's
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what's up are there any left there's
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what's up are there any left there's some kenned are there any kennedies um
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some kenned are there any kennedies um
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some kenned are there any kennedies um yeah Maria Sher could R RFK had like 16
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yeah Maria Sher could R RFK had like 16
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yeah Maria Sher could R RFK had like 16 Sons okay so we're good so there's hope
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Sons okay so we're good so there's hope
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Sons okay so we're good so there's hope for America yeah I think old Teddy boy
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for America yeah I think old Teddy boy
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for America yeah I think old Teddy boy did too wait were any of RFK Suns like
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did too wait were any of RFK Suns like
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did too wait were any of RFK Suns like super cool know any do any of them know
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super cool know any do any of them know
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super cool know any do any of them know karate or anything probably I want a
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karate or anything probably I want a
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karate or anything probably I want a president that knows karate if the
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president that knows karate if the
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president that knows karate if the president doesn't know karate I want a
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president doesn't know karate I want a
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president doesn't know karate I want a president who's at least young and fit
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president who's at least young and fit
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president who's at least young and fit enough that they have the potential to
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enough that they have the potential to
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enough that they have the potential to still learn Kate still learn karate and
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still learn Kate still learn karate and
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still learn Kate still learn karate and if they can't do any of that first
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if they can't do any of that first
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if they can't do any of that first things first we're going to go to
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things first we're going to go to
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things first we're going to go to Disneyland we're going to go in avland
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Disneyland we're going to go in avland
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Disneyland we're going to go in avland we're going to mail them the power of
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we're going to mail them the power of
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we're going to mail them the power of the cobra
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the cobra
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the cobra bracelet Arts Teddy no Teddy novelt
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bracelet Arts Teddy no Teddy novelt
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bracelet Arts Teddy no Teddy novelt Teddy knows of Teddy Roos probably
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Teddy knows of Teddy Roos probably
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Teddy knows of Teddy Roos probably invented the Cobra he invented Cobras
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invented the Cobra he invented Cobras
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invented the Cobra he invented Cobras for
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for
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for sure and power and the word
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sure and power and the word
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sure and power and the word of ever heard of it it was pretty much
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of ever heard of it it was pretty much
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of ever heard of it it was pretty much what he was known for that little Rough
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what he was known for that little Rough
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what he was known for that little Rough Rider let's go this way let's go this
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Rider let's go this way let's go this
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Rider let's go this way let's go this way oh look at arrows you can use those
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way oh look at arrows you can use those
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way oh look at arrows you can use those to pierce your ear oh yeah I don't have
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to pierce your ear oh yeah I don't have
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to pierce your ear oh yeah I don't have any piercings myself how are you guys
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any piercings myself how are you guys
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any piercings myself how are you guys doing doing pretty good lot of mini
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doing doing pretty good lot of mini
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doing doing pretty good lot of mini stuff happening that's cool so we just
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stuff happening that's cool so we just
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stuff happening that's cool so we just made friends that was nice you know
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made friends that was nice you know
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made friends that was nice you know what's weird is that there was a lot of
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what's weird is that there was a lot of
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what's weird is that there was a lot of people talking to us earlier now there's
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people talking to us earlier now there's
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people talking to us earlier now there's no one talking to us I don't feel like
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no one talking to us I don't feel like
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no one talking to us I don't feel like nobody likes us anymore it's okay people
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nobody likes us anymore it's okay people
13:34
nobody likes us anymore it's okay people kept hugging me who kept hugging you
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kept hugging me who kept hugging you
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kept hugging me who kept hugging you people I didn't I never touched you new
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people I didn't I never touched you new
13:39
people I didn't I never touched you new that's 100% true I like this is what's
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that's 100% true I like this is what's
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that's 100% true I like this is what's really funny guys I mean you watch this
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really funny guys I mean you watch this
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really funny guys I mean you watch this from the future so this happened a week
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from the future so this happened a week
13:45
from the future so this happened a week ago so we're probably better friends by
13:46
ago so we're probably better friends by
13:46
ago so we're probably better friends by now than what we are right now wouldn't
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now than what we are right now wouldn't
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now than what we are right now wouldn't you say Yeah in the future probably or
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you say Yeah in the future probably or
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you say Yeah in the future probably or Worse friends maybe we're not even
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Worse friends maybe we're not even
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Worse friends maybe we're not even friends by this point which should be
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friends by this point which should be
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friends by this point which should be kind of actually leave a comment and let
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kind of actually leave a comment and let
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kind of actually leave a comment and let us know yeah let us know if we're still
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us know yeah let us know if we're still
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us know yeah let us know if we're still friends so so here's a funny one
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friends so so here's a funny one
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friends so so here's a funny one I made Tyler come here he went to work
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I made Tyler come here he went to work
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I made Tyler come here he went to work he went to do some standup comedy and
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he went to do some standup comedy and
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he went to do some standup comedy and then I kind of Well friendship made you
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then I kind of Well friendship made you
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then I kind of Well friendship made you I made you come here and this is
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I made you come here and this is
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I made you come here and this is actually basically when we started
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actually basically when we started
14:12
actually basically when we started hanging out was when we started this
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hanging out was when we started this
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hanging out was when we started this yeah so this is our real hangout time
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yeah so this is our real hangout time
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yeah so this is our real hangout time cuz in actual fact when I hang this up
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cuz in actual fact when I hang this up
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cuz in actual fact when I hang this up he's going to go well maam blah blah
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he's going to go well maam blah blah
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he's going to go well maam blah blah blah he's probably going to say
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blah he's probably going to say
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blah he's probably going to say something nice and non-committal to me I
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something nice and non-committal to me I
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something nice and non-committal to me I just poked you with my thumb right there
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just poked you with my thumb right there
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just poked you with my thumb right there and then he's going to leave sounds
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and then he's going to leave sounds
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and then he's going to leave sounds accurate you're actually watching our
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accurate you're actually watching our
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accurate you're actually watching our real life hangout at this point it's
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real life hangout at this point it's
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real life hangout at this point it's good how come you don't love me anymore
14:30
good how come you don't love me anymore
14:30
good how come you don't love me anymore and never hang out I do love you put me
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and never hang out I do love you put me
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and never hang out I do love you put me on blast on camera I just work fulltime
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on blast on camera I just work fulltime
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on blast on camera I just work fulltime uhuh and I got a new thing I'm doing
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uhuh and I got a new thing I'm doing
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uhuh and I got a new thing I'm doing with fiance well no well that's not what
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with fiance well no well that's not what
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with fiance well no well that's not what I meant I go to places and all I want to
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I meant I go to places and all I want to
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I meant I go to places and all I want to go all I want to say is you're acting
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go all I want to say is you're acting
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go all I want to say is you're acting like you're acting like that your job
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like you're acting like that your job
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like you're acting like that your job and your rent uhhuh and your gas bill
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and your rent uhhuh and your gas bill
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and your rent uhhuh and your gas bill and your fiance as if she'll be around
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and your fiance as if she'll be around
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and your fiance as if she'll be around very long and
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very long and
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very long and your comedy are really important you're
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your comedy are really important you're
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your comedy are really important you're acting like I mean you still show up for
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acting like I mean you still show up for
15:02
acting like I mean you still show up for the Vlogs and every when I ask you you
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the Vlogs and every when I ask you you
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the Vlogs and every when I ask you you still show up and hang out and do
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still show up and hang out and do
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still show up and hang out and do randomly and stuff you're still I think
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randomly and stuff you're still I think
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randomly and stuff you're still I think you're still doing some stuff on the
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you're still doing some stuff on the
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you're still doing some stuff on the website over I do yeah it's new stuff
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website over I do yeah it's new stuff
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website over I do yeah it's new stuff right now but you're not hanging out
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right now but you're not hanging out
15:13
right now but you're not hanging out with me literally every minute of the
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with me literally every minute of the
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with me literally every minute of the day when I want you to so I feel like
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day when I want you to so I feel like
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day when I want you to so I feel like you're being a slacker and a kind of a
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you're being a slacker and a kind of a
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you're being a slacker and a kind of a jerk well I would retort that you know
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jerk well I would retort that you know
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jerk well I would retort that you know what rort mean it means to say you
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what rort mean it means to say you
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what rort mean it means to say you calling me a retort response yes kind of
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calling me a retort response yes kind of
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calling me a retort response yes kind of I would say in retort that you know what
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I would say in retort that you know what
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I would say in retort that you know what my address is and that you can pop by
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my address is and that you can pop by
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my address is and that you can pop by anytime really yeah like anytime I feel
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anytime really yeah like anytime I feel
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anytime really yeah like anytime I feel like it yeah what if it's 2: in the
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like it yeah what if it's 2: in the
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like it yeah what if it's 2: in the morning and I'm nude I'll be asleep you
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morning and I'm nude I'll be asleep you
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morning and I'm nude I'll be asleep you can hang out on the
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can hang out on the
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can hang out on the porch it's just basically like me laying
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porch it's just basically like me laying
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porch it's just basically like me laying in bed being grumpy and Adam watching
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in bed being grumpy and Adam watching
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in bed being grumpy and Adam watching 3's company why she Beyonce during that
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3's company why she Beyonce during that
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3's company why she Beyonce during that she's watching thre company too she goes
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she's watching thre company too she goes
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she's watching thre company too she goes to sleep like company too there's four
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to sleep like company too there's four
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to sleep like company too there's four of us in that place
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of us in that place
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of us in that place come and knock on our door come and
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come and knock on our door come and
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come and knock on our door come and knock on our door come hang out with us
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knock on our door come hang out with us
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knock on our door come hang out with us four come hang out with them four where
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four come hang out with them four where
16:05
four come hang out with them four where the kisses are separated of course and I
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the kisses are separated of course and I
16:08
the kisses are separated of course and I don't get any four people at our house
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don't get any four people at our house
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don't get any four people at our house that fell apart not me right in the
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that fell apart not me right in the
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that fell apart not me right in the middle I thought we kind of it's pretty
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middle I thought we kind of it's pretty
16:18
middle I thought we kind of it's pretty much the greatest song ever so you're
16:19
much the greatest song ever so you're
16:19
much the greatest song ever so you're literally going to leave now well not
16:21
literally going to leave now well not
16:21
literally going to leave now well not right now why what are we going to do we
16:23
right now why what are we going to do we
16:23
right now why what are we going to do we going to ride on small world no why
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going to ride on small world no why
16:25
going to ride on small world no why don't you ever want to ride on Small
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don't you ever want to ride on Small
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don't you ever want to ride on Small World I don't want to finish anybody
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World I don't want to finish anybody
16:29
World I don't want to finish anybody I'll just say it's not my favorite ride
16:30
I'll just say it's not my favorite ride
16:30
I'll just say it's not my favorite ride in the park okay well then you'll go
16:33
in the park okay well then you'll go
16:33
in the park okay well then you'll go ride a tower ter with me right now then
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ride a tower ter with me right now then
16:34
ride a tower ter with me right now then right no because DCA is closed sorry
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right no because DCA is closed sorry
16:38
right no because DCA is closed sorry buddy but if it were open you would
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buddy but if it were open you would
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buddy but if it were open you would totally do it oh I mean theoretically
16:42
totally do it oh I mean theoretically
16:42
totally do it oh I mean theoretically yes I would what about the matter horn I
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yes I would what about the matter horn I
16:45
yes I would what about the matter horn I I'll ride the matter horn with you okay
16:46
I'll ride the matter horn with you okay
16:46
I'll ride the matter horn with you okay so you're cool with the matter horn what
16:47
so you're cool with the matter horn what
16:47
so you're cool with the matter horn what else do you like just Tower ter and
16:50
else do you like just Tower ter and
16:50
else do you like just Tower ter and small world what about the tiki room I
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small world what about the tiki room I
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small world what about the tiki room I love the Tiki Room dang it there's
16:54
love the Tiki Room dang it there's
16:54
love the Tiki Room dang it there's something else you don't like I'm
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something else you don't like I'm
16:55
something else you don't like I'm telling you the dentist I don't like the
16:58
telling you the dentist I don't like the
16:58
telling you the dentist I don't like the that's what I was thinking of den I knew
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that's what I was thinking of den I knew
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that's what I was thinking of den I knew it I was trying to think most things I
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it I was trying to think most things I
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it I was trying to think most things I love I used to not like um I can't even
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love I used to not like um I can't even
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love I used to not like um I can't even remember I like everything we should
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remember I like everything we should
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remember I like everything we should start a
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[Laughter]
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[Laughter] podcast I don't know why that's so funny
17:18
podcast I don't know why that's so funny
17:18
podcast I don't know why that's so funny but it is where did the sound come
17:20
but it is where did the sound come
17:21
but it is where did the sound come from you and me should start like a a
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from you and me should start like a a
17:24
from you and me should start like a a video podcast where we go on road trips
17:26
video podcast where we go on road trips
17:26
video podcast where we go on road trips and put a camera in the car and and film
17:28
and put a camera in the car and and film
17:28
and put a camera in the car and and film our real conversations oh yeah we can do
17:31
our real conversations oh yeah we can do
17:31
our real conversations oh yeah we can do that we should start we've been planning
17:32
that we should start we've been planning
17:32
that we should start we've been planning on that for over a year yeah we should
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on that for over a year yeah we should
17:34
on that for over a year yeah we should start a so we should start by you
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start a so we should start by you
17:36
start a so we should start by you actually coming somewhere with us where
17:37
actually coming somewhere with us where
17:37
actually coming somewhere with us where was that squeaking coming from did you
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was that squeaking coming from did you
17:39
was that squeaking coming from did you guys hear the squeaking where was that
17:41
guys hear the squeaking where was that
17:41
guys hear the squeaking where was that squeak I just want to know cuz I want to
17:43
squeak I just want to know cuz I want to
17:44
squeak I just want to know cuz I want to make that oh my gosh I want to make that
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make that oh my gosh I want to make that
17:46
make that oh my gosh I want to make that sound so bad see you knew thank you
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sound so bad see you knew thank you
17:48
sound so bad see you knew thank you Patricia that was so
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Patricia that was so
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Patricia that was so helpful nope this one's not doing it
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helpful nope this one's not doing it
17:51
helpful nope this one's not doing it it's broken
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oh this is now the officially most
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oh this is now the officially most obnoxious sound I've heard at a gift
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obnoxious sound I've heard at a gift
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obnoxious sound I've heard at a gift shop at Disneyland 100% Patricia hates
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shop at Disneyland 100% Patricia hates
18:05
shop at Disneyland 100% Patricia hates you right now Tyler I'll Stu she loves
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you right now Tyler I'll Stu she loves
18:07
you right now Tyler I'll Stu she loves you but she doesn't like the sound of
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you but she doesn't like the sound of
18:09
you but she doesn't like the sound of your a layer of respect she's a layer of
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your a layer of respect she's a layer of
18:11
your a layer of respect she's a layer of respect or Pepper with hate but
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seriously okay that's the second or
18:22
seriously okay that's the second or that's the most obnoxious come on
18:24
that's the most obnoxious come on
18:24
that's the most obnoxious come on quickly quickly quickly we have to
18:25
quickly quickly quickly we have to
18:25
quickly quickly quickly we have to decide we have to decide is that the
18:27
decide we have to decide is that the
18:27
decide we have to decide is that the most obnoxious sound you could hear all
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most obnoxious sound you could hear all
18:28
most obnoxious sound you could hear all day while working in a store these
18:30
day while working in a store these
18:30
day while working in a store these people definitely think so but the
18:31
people definitely think so but the
18:31
people definitely think so but the people in Adventure Land think a
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people in Adventure Land think a
18:33
people in Adventure Land think a different sound is the most obnoxious
18:34
different sound is the most obnoxious
18:34
different sound is the most obnoxious sound which I'll tell you right now is
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sound which I'll tell you right now is
18:36
sound which I'll tell you right now is less obnoxious on the surface but could
18:39
less obnoxious on the surface but could
18:39
less obnoxious on the surface but could be more obnoxious if you have to hear it
18:41
be more obnoxious if you have to hear it
18:41
be more obnoxious if you have to hear it all day you decide right now Tyler
18:43
all day you decide right now Tyler
18:43
all day you decide right now Tyler you're going to vote on this because
18:44
you're going to vote on this because
18:44
you're going to vote on this because you're the grumpiest person that I know
18:46
you're the grumpiest person that I know
18:46
you're the grumpiest person that I know you're not the literally the grumpiest
18:47
you're not the literally the grumpiest
18:47
you're not the literally the grumpiest person I know but you're pretty hash
18:50
person I know but you're pretty hash
18:50
person I know but you're pretty hash grumpy sometimes hello look at all these
18:51
grumpy sometimes hello look at all these
18:51
grumpy sometimes hello look at all these strangers hello strangers hi strangers
18:53
strangers hello strangers hi strangers
18:53
strangers hello strangers hi strangers look at all these people Tyler come with
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look at all these people Tyler come with
18:56
look at all these people Tyler come with me into a world a fantasy song
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me into a world a fantasy song
19:01
me into a world a fantasy song imagination hold this just no no we'll
19:04
imagination hold this just no no we'll
19:04
imagination hold this just no no we'll put this right get out of the way
19:06
put this right get out of the way
19:06
put this right get out of the way morocca thing you hold this okay hello
19:10
morocca thing you hold this okay hello
19:11
morocca thing you hold this okay hello we're trying to decide what's the most
19:12
we're trying to decide what's the most
19:12
we're trying to decide what's the most annoying sound in the whole park to
19:14
annoying sound in the whole park to
19:14
annoying sound in the whole park to listen to if you're a cast member Kevin
19:15
listen to if you're a cast member Kevin
19:15
listen to if you're a cast member Kevin all day long you think that's it I inv
19:18
all day long you think that's it I inv
19:18
all day long you think that's it I inv you
19:24
this that's kind of soothing at first
19:24
this that's kind of soothing at first but imagine all day Kevin wins Kevin
19:27
but imagine all day Kevin wins Kevin
19:27
but imagine all day Kevin wins Kevin wins Okay Kevin what were you doing hold
19:28
wins Okay Kevin what were you doing hold
19:28
wins Okay Kevin what were you doing hold that up cuz they have dog toys across
19:31
that up cuz they have dog toys across
19:31
that up cuz they have dog toys across the in front Land wait do that
19:33
the in front Land wait do that
19:33
the in front Land wait do that again yep Kevin wins Kevin wi that's
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again yep Kevin wins Kevin wi that's
19:36
again yep Kevin wins Kevin wi that's more annoying yeah that's definitely
19:37
more annoying yeah that's definitely
19:37
more annoying yeah that's definitely more annoing Okay Kevin you be is the
19:39
more annoing Okay Kevin you be is the
19:39
more annoing Okay Kevin you be is the power of the Cobra hel that's like a
19:41
power of the Cobra hel that's like a
19:41
power of the Cobra hel that's like a rattlesnake but worse it's like your
19:45
rattlesnake but worse it's like your
19:45
rattlesnake but worse it's like your mother-in-law I don't have
19:47
mother-in-law I don't have
19:47
mother-in-law I don't have one but in but you you have a fiance So
19:50
one but in but you you have a fiance So
19:50
one but in but you you have a fiance So in theory your mother-in-law it's pretty
19:55
in theory your mother-in-law it's pretty
19:55
in theory your mother-in-law it's pretty nice Tyler for the joke your mother love
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oh
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oh burn how you doing back there buddy
20:07
burn how you doing back there buddy
20:07
burn how you doing back there buddy handsome so there you go one of the
20:11
handsome so there you go one of the
20:11
handsome so there you go one of the honestly one of the most fun things one
20:13
honestly one of the most fun things one
20:13
honestly one of the most fun things one of the most fun times we've ever had
20:14
of the most fun times we've ever had
20:14
of the most fun times we've ever had together maybe and it's from the past
20:17
together maybe and it's from the past
20:17
together maybe and it's from the past into the future I wish I could just put
20:18
into the future I wish I could just put
20:18
into the future I wish I could just put this on the internet right now but
20:19
this on the internet right now but
20:19
this on the internet right now but people are going to have to wait a full
20:21
people are going to have to wait a full
20:21
people are going to have to wait a full week # grumpies rumping you still don't
20:23
week # grumpies rumping you still don't
20:23
week # grumpies rumping you still don't get that do you not at all you should
20:26
get that do you not at all you should
20:26
get that do you not at all you should watch the sometimes Vlog sometimes which
20:27
watch the sometimes Vlog sometimes which
20:27
watch the sometimes Vlog sometimes which one is it that's one of them it's a lot
20:30
one is it that's one of them it's a lot
20:30
one is it that's one of them it's a lot of homework I actually today explain
20:32
of homework I actually today explain
20:32
of homework I actually today explain what grumpy rumpy was in the current
20:34
what grumpy rumpy was in the current
20:34
what grumpy rumpy was in the current Vlog yeah today's Vlog I'll watch it in
20:36
Vlog yeah today's Vlog I'll watch it in
20:36
Vlog yeah today's Vlog I'll watch it in the past about a week ago okay it's the
20:38
the past about a week ago okay it's the
20:39
the past about a week ago okay it's the one where I rode the matter horn oh
20:40
one where I rode the matter horn oh
20:40
one where I rode the matter horn oh that's my this is the same day as that
20:42
that's my this is the same day as that
20:42
that's my this is the same day as that she watched it this is the oneyear
20:45
she watched it this is the oneyear
20:45
she watched it this is the oneyear anniversary of the second day I ever
20:46
anniversary of the second day I ever
20:46
anniversary of the second day I ever hung out of valy well I took a picture
20:48
hung out of valy well I took a picture
20:48
hung out of valy well I took a picture with they in Tomorrowland where we
20:50
with they in Tomorrowland where we
20:50
with they in Tomorrowland where we aren't knew the first minute of the
20:51
aren't knew the first minute of the
20:51
aren't knew the first minute of the second day I met her that I was going to
20:54
second day I met her that I was going to
20:54
second day I met her that I was going to hug her once yeah my kidney just turned
20:57
hug her once yeah my kidney just turned
20:57
hug her once yeah my kidney just turned 51 so
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51 so
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51 so what what does that even mean I had a
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what what does that even mean I had a
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what what does that even mean I had a kidney transplant and my transplanted
21:02
kidney transplant and my transplanted
21:02
kidney transplant and my transplanted kidney just turned 51 years old that's
21:04
kidney just turned 51 years old that's
21:04
kidney just turned 51 years old that's why you're such a grumpy old man because
21:07
why you're such a grumpy old man because
21:07
why you're such a grumpy old man because your kidney is an old man look at this
21:09
your kidney is an old man look at this
21:09
your kidney is an old man look at this it's a little Mickey in a rain poncho my
21:12
it's a little Mickey in a rain poncho my
21:12
it's a little Mickey in a rain poncho my kidney is a middle lady if you really
21:14
kidney is a middle lady if you really
21:14
kidney is a middle lady if you really love Disneyland when it rains like
21:15
love Disneyland when it rains like
21:15
love Disneyland when it rains like people say I love Disneyland when it
21:17
people say I love Disneyland when it
21:17
people say I love Disneyland when it rains if you really loved it you would
21:19
rains if you really loved it you would
21:19
rains if you really loved it you would put this as your antenna topper to prove
21:21
put this as your antenna topper to prove
21:21
put this as your antenna topper to prove it and you just buy a bottle of water
21:22
it and you just buy a bottle of water
21:22
it and you just buy a bottle of water and pour it on your head while you were
21:23
and pour it on your head while you were
21:23
and pour it on your head while you were here constantly
21:25
here constantly
21:25
here constantly constantly or you don't really love it
21:27
constantly or you don't really love it
21:27
constantly or you don't really love it you're a poser mhm you're a Disneyland
21:29
you're a poser mhm you're a Disneyland
21:29
you're a poser mhm you're a Disneyland rain loving
21:30
rain loving
21:30
rain loving poser you don't know any Green Day
21:32
poser you don't know any Green Day
21:32
poser you don't know any Green Day albums before American
21:35
albums before American
21:35
albums before American idiots we love everyone we don't care no
21:38
idiots we love everyone we don't care no
21:38
idiots we love everyone we don't care no honestly we like people I love almost
21:40
honestly we like people I love almost
21:40
honestly we like people I love almost everybody except for the people that
21:42
everybody except for the people that
21:42
everybody except for the people that make me hate them yeah you just hate
21:44
make me hate them yeah you just hate
21:44
make me hate them yeah you just hate everyone to start with and you you grow
21:46
everyone to start with and you you grow
21:46
everyone to start with and you you grow on them and they grow on you and then
21:48
on them and they grow on you and then
21:48
on them and they grow on you and then later you hate them again people can't
21:50
later you hate them again people can't
21:50
later you hate them again people can't ever tell if I like them or not this
21:52
ever tell if I like them or not this
21:52
ever tell if I like them or not this girl at work today was telling me
21:53
girl at work today was telling me
21:53
girl at work today was telling me whenever you talk to me and you say
21:55
whenever you talk to me and you say
21:55
whenever you talk to me and you say something nice I can't tell if you're
21:56
something nice I can't tell if you're
21:56
something nice I can't tell if you're messing with me or not
21:59
messing with me or not
21:59
messing with me or not I just like to think of you as like a
22:01
I just like to think of you as like a
22:01
I just like to think of you as like a Fred MZ like there's always something
22:03
Fred MZ like there's always something
22:03
Fred MZ like there's always something going on in your head that you're grumpy
22:04
going on in your head that you're grumpy
22:04
going on in your head that you're grumpy about that's true so when you're being
22:06
about that's true so when you're being
22:06
about that's true so when you're being nice it's like Tyler's a heck of a guy
22:08
nice it's like Tyler's a heck of a guy
22:08
nice it's like Tyler's a heck of a guy cuz he's pretty grumpy and he's still
22:09
cuz he's pretty grumpy and he's still
22:09
cuz he's pretty grumpy and he's still being nice to me and when you're grumpy
22:10
being nice to me and when you're grumpy
22:10
being nice to me and when you're grumpy I'm just like well there he goes like
22:13
I'm just like well there he goes like
22:13
I'm just like well there he goes like the time you literally ruined Forest
22:15
the time you literally ruined Forest
22:15
the time you literally ruined Forest Gump that was the best entire movie that
22:18
Gump that was the best entire movie that
22:18
Gump that was the best entire movie that was the best night of my life so much
22:20
was the best night of my life so much
22:20
was the best night of my life so much fun the whole movie would go through the
22:22
fun the whole movie would go through the
22:22
fun the whole movie would go through the whole movie and it's great a laugh it's
22:25
whole movie and it's great a laugh it's
22:25
whole movie and it's great a laugh it's wonderful Tyler's sitting there saying
22:26
wonderful Tyler's sitting there saying
22:26
wonderful Tyler's sitting there saying sarcastic things but they not bother
22:28
sarcastic things but they not bother
22:28
sarcastic things but they not bother it's fine we get all the way to the end
22:31
it's fine we get all the way to the end
22:31
it's fine we get all the way to the end to the scene where Forest Gump and I
22:33
to the scene where Forest Gump and I
22:33
to the scene where Forest Gump and I want you to honestly if you have Forest
22:35
want you to honestly if you have Forest
22:35
want you to honestly if you have Forest Gump near you or you haven't thought
22:36
Gump near you or you haven't thought
22:36
Gump near you or you haven't thought about Forest Gump in a while but you
22:37
about Forest Gump in a while but you
22:37
about Forest Gump in a while but you have access to Forest Gump or Netflix go
22:39
have access to Forest Gump or Netflix go
22:39
have access to Forest Gump or Netflix go watch if if you so desire watch Forest
22:41
watch if if you so desire watch Forest
22:41
watch if if you so desire watch Forest Gump pause it after I say this first
22:43
Gump pause it after I say this first
22:43
Gump pause it after I say this first I'll tell you when to pause watch the
22:45
I'll tell you when to pause watch the
22:45
I'll tell you when to pause watch the entire movie and then start watch the
22:46
entire movie and then start watch the
22:46
entire movie and then start watch the end of this again so you don't even
22:48
end of this again so you don't even
22:48
end of this again so you don't even spoil the sometimes Vlog you don't spoil
22:49
spoil the sometimes Vlog you don't spoil
22:49
spoil the sometimes Vlog you don't spoil Tyler spoiling the movie for yourself
22:52
Tyler spoiling the movie for yourself
22:52
Tyler spoiling the movie for yourself mhm it goes all the way through the
22:54
mhm it goes all the way through the
22:54
mhm it goes all the way through the movie Forest you've had time to see it
22:57
movie Forest you've had time to see it
22:57
movie Forest you've had time to see it it came out the '90s yeah I mean he he
23:00
it came out the '90s yeah I mean he he
23:00
it came out the '90s yeah I mean he he loses Jenny and then he gets Jenny back
23:02
loses Jenny and then he gets Jenny back
23:02
loses Jenny and then he gets Jenny back at the very very end right and she's got
23:06
at the very very end right and she's got
23:06
at the very very end right and she's got spoilers AIDS she got AIDS right uh she
23:09
spoilers AIDS she got AIDS right uh she
23:09
spoilers AIDS she got AIDS right uh she just has a terminal illness insinuates
23:10
just has a terminal illness insinuates
23:10
just has a terminal illness insinuates that she has AIDS but she has a terminal
23:11
that she has AIDS but she has a terminal
23:11
that she has AIDS but she has a terminal illness she passes
23:13
illness she passes
23:13
illness she passes away and then it shows Forest at their
23:15
away and then it shows Forest at their
23:15
away and then it shows Forest at their tree and it's so sad and he's talking
23:18
tree and it's so sad and he's talking
23:18
tree and it's so sad and he's talking he's talking to her grave okay pause
23:23
he's talking to her grave okay pause
23:23
he's talking to her grave okay pause this Vlog now go watch the movie Force
23:26
this Vlog now go watch the movie Force
23:26
this Vlog now go watch the movie Force scump then come back to me you have 5
23:28
scump then come back to me you have 5
23:28
scump then come back to me you have 5 Seconds to pause it cuz I'm going to
23:29
Seconds to pause it cuz I'm going to
23:29
Seconds to pause it cuz I'm going to keep talking four
23:38
three and Forest says to her
23:38
three and Forest says to her grave he's talking about little Forest
23:40
grave he's talking about little Forest
23:40
grave he's talking about little Forest their son he wrote you this
23:43
their son he wrote you this
23:43
their son he wrote you this letter you do your line why do you want
23:45
letter you do your line why do you want
23:45
letter you do your line why do you want to do the first and he's going to he's
23:47
to do the first and he's going to he's
23:47
to do the first and he's going to he's putting it down towards the grave like
23:48
putting it down towards the grave like
23:49
putting it down towards the grave like he's setting the little the sad letter
23:50
he's setting the little the sad letter
23:50
he's setting the little the sad letter that the little kid that doesn't have a
23:52
that the little kid that doesn't have a
23:52
that the little kid that doesn't have a mom anymore wrote and he's
23:54
mom anymore wrote and he's
23:54
mom anymore wrote and he's putting putting it down on her grave and
23:57
putting putting it down on her grave and
23:57
putting putting it down on her grave and he says he wrote you this letter he says
24:00
he says he wrote you this letter he says
24:00
he says he wrote you this letter he says you can't read he says I can't read it
24:04
you can't read he says I can't read it
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you can't read he says I can't read it literally so so Tyler's voice comes from
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literally so so Tyler's voice comes from
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literally so so Tyler's voice comes from across the darken living room
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[Laughter] literally Forest gum is saying he says I
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literally Forest gum is saying he says I
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literally Forest gum is saying he says I can't read it and Tyler
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can't read it and Tyler
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can't read it and Tyler says
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literally it was hilarious but it ruined
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literally it was hilarious but it ruined the whole movie it was reaching the
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the whole movie it was reaching the
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the whole movie it was reaching the emotional Crescendo you know like it was
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emotional Crescendo you know like it was
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emotional Crescendo you know like it was going there and then you just made it
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going there and then you just made it
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going there and then you just made it funny with your snarky sense of humor I
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funny with your snarky sense of humor I
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funny with your snarky sense of humor I don't regret a second of it I regret
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don't regret a second of it I regret
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don't regret a second of it I regret nothing but these pimples you got it
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nothing but these pimples you got it
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nothing but these pimples you got it buddy we'll get you some clear usle will
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buddy we'll get you some clear usle will
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buddy we'll get you some clear usle will we maybe on the way home yeah I don't
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we maybe on the way home yeah I don't
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we maybe on the way home yeah I don't live with you we'll stop by Walgreens
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live with you we'll stop by Walgreens
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live with you we'll stop by Walgreens okay make sure to subscribe for some
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okay make sure to subscribe for some
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okay make sure to subscribe for some more sometimes Vlogs and more Adventures
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more sometimes Vlogs and more Adventures
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more sometimes Vlogs and more Adventures I'm I'm on vacation so I don't know when
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I'm I'm on vacation so I don't know when
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I'm I'm on vacation so I don't know when I'll get back to you but pretty soon
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I'll get back to you but pretty soon
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I'll get back to you but pretty soon t-shirts it's like a 4 day vacation I'm
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t-shirts it's like a 4 day vacation I'm
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t-shirts it's like a 4 day vacation I'm still on Instagram Snapchat I might be
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still on Instagram Snapchat I might be
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still on Instagram Snapchat I might be able to squeeze some of those off in the
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able to squeeze some of those off in the
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able to squeeze some of those off in the limited amount of cell phone service in
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limited amount of cell phone service in
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limited amount of cell phone service in the mountain m yeah live fastport
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the mountain m yeah live fastport
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the mountain m yeah live fastport spreadshirt.com we have T-shirts not
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spreadshirt.com we have T-shirts not
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spreadshirt.com we have T-shirts not these ones Disneyland has better ones
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these ones Disneyland has better ones
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these ones Disneyland has better ones buy theirs first probably but when
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buy theirs first probably but when
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buy theirs first probably but when you're done with that come back to us
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you're done with that come back to us
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you're done with that come back to us what t-shirt are you wearing right now
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what t-shirt are you wearing right now
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what t-shirt are you wearing right now right now I'm not wearing a t-shirt
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right now I'm not wearing a t-shirt
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right now I'm not wearing a t-shirt really I'm totally I'm totally nude
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really I'm totally I'm totally nude
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really I'm totally I'm totally nude under this other shirt I'm wearing a
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under this other shirt I'm wearing a
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under this other shirt I'm wearing a Georgia t-shirt well why aren't you
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Georgia t-shirt well why aren't you
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Georgia t-shirt well why aren't you wearing the shirt of you and me that
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wearing the shirt of you and me that
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wearing the shirt of you and me that says Amigos on it it's the best shirt
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says Amigos on it it's the best shirt
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says Amigos on it it's the best shirt ever I haven't bought yeah me nether I'm
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ever I haven't bought yeah me nether I'm
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ever I haven't bought yeah me nether I'm too poor M me too if you like all these
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too poor M me too if you like all these
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too poor M me too if you like all these videos and you want Tyler and I to be
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videos and you want Tyler and I to be
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videos and you want Tyler and I to be able to do some road trips and stuff you
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able to do some road trips and stuff you
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able to do some road trips and stuff you go to patreon.com Justin scar that's how
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go to patreon.com Justin scar that's how
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go to patreon.com Justin scar that's how buy my groceries and fill the gas tank
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buy my groceries and fill the gas tank
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buy my groceries and fill the gas tank and Comm TI to come with me by buying
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and Comm TI to come with me by buying
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and Comm TI to come with me by buying him nothing so far but definitely going
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him nothing so far but definitely going
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him nothing so far but definitely going to buy you Dr Pepper one of these
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to buy you Dr Pepper one of these
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to buy you Dr Pepper one of these days drink and um Justin Scot on Twitter
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days drink and um Justin Scot on Twitter
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days drink and um Justin Scot on Twitter Tyler Brett two's Evans on
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Tyler Brett two's Evans on
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Tyler Brett two's Evans on Twitter yeah others others yeah we're
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Twitter yeah others others yeah we're
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Twitter yeah others others yeah we're around fast.com we're in the phone book
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around fast.com we're in the phone book
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around fast.com we're in the phone book stay on the website Stay With Me Sam
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stay on the website Stay With Me Sam
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stay on the website Stay With Me Sam Smith back down stay with
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Smith back down stay with
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Smith back down stay with me back SM English thing I got a weir
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me back SM English thing I got a weir
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me back SM English thing I got a weir shaped head yeah I'm not hating he's got
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shaped head yeah I'm not hating he's got
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shaped head yeah I'm not hating he's got a great voice but he does have a weird
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a great voice but he does have a weird
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a great voice but he does have a weird head and some Tom Petty songs yep he
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head and some Tom Petty songs yep he
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head and some Tom Petty songs yep he does love you guys Sam Smith do we don't
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does love you guys Sam Smith do we don't
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does love you guys Sam Smith do we don't he's handsome well we don't know him
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he's handsome well we don't know him
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he's handsome well we don't know him well I'm sure we grow to 11 we'll grow
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well I'm sure we grow to 11 we'll grow
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well I'm sure we grow to 11 we'll grow to love
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goodbye seems a little too manly for me
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goodbye seems a little too manly for me Jay do you have the power of the Cobra
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Jay do you have the power of the Cobra
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Jay do you have the power of the Cobra Well he doesn't have it so this is what
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Well he doesn't have it so this is what
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Well he doesn't have it so this is what happens if you don't have it can I touch
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happens if you don't have it can I touch
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happens if you don't have it can I touch your
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your
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your Cobra it's amazing she's touching his
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Cobra it's amazing she's touching his
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Cobra it's amazing she's touching his Cobra what just happened right there do
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Cobra what just happened right there do
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Cobra what just happened right there do the power of the Cobra that kind of
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the power of the Cobra that kind of
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the power of the Cobra that kind of stuff happens to me all the