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The WEIRDEST Ride at Walt Disney World is going extinct....

Date: May 21, 2025 Duration: 26m 6s
In this sweltering Randomland adventure, we head into Disney’s Animal Kingdom during a brutal heat wave and stumble into a series of blunders before winding up in DINOLAND U.S.A. for a look at the latest construction on Tropical Americas and the rumored Indiana Jones ride set to replace DINOSAUR—the weirdest ride at Walt Disney World. After that, it’s a walk-on to Expedition Everest and an exploration of the mysterious Yeti museum. From prehistoric chaos to melting in the Florida sun, it’s a full-blown adventure. Want to keep Randomland alive and thriving? Grab some epic merch at http://randomland.com and help fuel these adventures by joining on Patreon at http://patreon.com/justinscarred. Every bit of support helps make these trips possible—filming, travel, editing, the whole shebang. If you’ve ever smiled watching, this is how you keep it going.
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0:02 Welcome to the jungle. We're back at
0:02 Welcome to the jungle. We're back at Walt Disney World. It's the hottest,
0:05 Walt Disney World. It's the hottest,
0:05 Walt Disney World. It's the hottest, jungliest park of them all. You guessed
0:07 jungliest park of them all. You guessed
0:07 jungliest park of them all. You guessed it. We're back at Disney's Animal
0:10 it. We're back at Disney's Animal
0:10 it. We're back at Disney's Animal Kingdom. And yes, I'm wearing a very
0:12 Kingdom. And yes, I'm wearing a very
0:12 Kingdom. And yes, I'm wearing a very blue shirt. Believe it or not, that's
0:14 blue shirt. Believe it or not, that's
0:14 blue shirt. Believe it or not, that's only one of several very weird things
0:16 only one of several very weird things
0:16 only one of several very weird things going on today, but we'll talk about
0:17 going on today, but we'll talk about
0:17 going on today, but we'll talk about that later. There's no time right now.
0:19 that later. There's no time right now.
0:19 that later. There's no time right now. No trip to Walt Disney World would feel
0:21 No trip to Walt Disney World would feel
0:21 No trip to Walt Disney World would feel complete for me without coming to Animal
0:23 complete for me without coming to Animal
0:23 complete for me without coming to Animal Kingdom. And yet, it closes at 6:00 p.m.
0:26 Kingdom. And yet, it closes at 6:00 p.m.
0:26 Kingdom. And yet, it closes at 6:00 p.m. It's already well past 4:00. So, as you
0:28 It's already well past 4:00. So, as you
0:28 It's already well past 4:00. So, as you can see, we don't have a lot of time to
0:29 can see, we don't have a lot of time to
0:29 can see, we don't have a lot of time to lose. It is about 100,000 billion
0:32 lose. It is about 100,000 billion
0:32 lose. It is about 100,000 billion degrees in Orlando right now. We've
0:34 degrees in Orlando right now. We've
0:34 degrees in Orlando right now. We've already seen two people faint in this
0:35 already seen two people faint in this
0:35 already seen two people faint in this park so far. That's on top of seeing
0:37 park so far. That's on top of seeing
0:37 park so far. That's on top of seeing three people pass out yesterday. So,
0:39 three people pass out yesterday. So,
0:39 three people pass out yesterday. So, maybe it's for the best that we get a
0:41 maybe it's for the best that we get a
0:41 maybe it's for the best that we get a move on and keep it snappy so that we
0:43 move on and keep it snappy so that we
0:43 move on and keep it snappy so that we don't become additional heat victims.
0:45 don't become additional heat victims.
0:45 don't become additional heat victims. And we have got to start with Dino Land
0:47 And we have got to start with Dino Land
0:47 And we have got to start with Dino Land USA. So far, this is my third trip to
0:49 USA. So far, this is my third trip to
0:49 USA. So far, this is my third trip to Walt Disney World in 2025. And even
0:51 Walt Disney World in 2025. And even
0:51 Walt Disney World in 2025. And even though they've all only been about a
0:52 though they've all only been about a
0:52 though they've all only been about a month apart from each other, every time
0:54 month apart from each other, every time
0:54 month apart from each other, every time I come back, it seems like there's some
0:56 I come back, it seems like there's some
0:56 I come back, it seems like there's some Jurassic change. That is because, if you
0:58 Jurassic change. That is because, if you
0:58 Jurassic change. That is because, if you haven't heard, Dinoand USA is going
1:01 haven't heard, Dinoand USA is going
1:01 haven't heard, Dinoand USA is going extinct. They're in the countdown to
1:02 extinct. They're in the countdown to
1:02 extinct. They're in the countdown to extinction right now. Half of the land
1:04 extinction right now. Half of the land
1:04 extinction right now. Half of the land has basically already been demolished.
1:06 has basically already been demolished.
1:06 has basically already been demolished. And soon, Dinoand USA will become
1:09 And soon, Dinoand USA will become
1:09 And soon, Dinoand USA will become Tropical Americas here at Animal
1:11 Tropical Americas here at Animal
1:11 Tropical Americas here at Animal Kingdom. This whole area here was once a
1:13 Kingdom. This whole area here was once a
1:13 Kingdom. This whole area here was once a sort of carnival, Chester, and Hester's
1:15 sort of carnival, Chester, and Hester's
1:15 sort of carnival, Chester, and Hester's part of Dinoand USA. Look at that. It's
1:16 part of Dinoand USA. Look at that. It's
1:16 part of Dinoand USA. Look at that. It's going to have an Encanto theme. And then
1:18 going to have an Encanto theme. And then
1:18 going to have an Encanto theme. And then over here where Dinosaur the ride is
1:21 over here where Dinosaur the ride is
1:21 over here where Dinosaur the ride is currently still existing, that right
1:22 currently still existing, that right
1:22 currently still existing, that right there is being transformed into a new
1:24 there is being transformed into a new
1:24 there is being transformed into a new Indiana Jones ride. And as many great
1:26 Indiana Jones ride. And as many great
1:26 Indiana Jones ride. And as many great Dino Land USA memories as I have, this
1:29 Dino Land USA memories as I have, this
1:29 Dino Land USA memories as I have, this is an amazing change and I cannot wait
1:31 is an amazing change and I cannot wait
1:31 is an amazing change and I cannot wait to get on that ride. Sort of difficult
1:33 to get on that ride. Sort of difficult
1:33 to get on that ride. Sort of difficult to tell from here, but all of the
1:35 to tell from here, but all of the
1:35 to tell from here, but all of the remaining bits of Chester and Hers and
1:38 remaining bits of Chester and Hers and
1:38 remaining bits of Chester and Hers and the whole half of Dinoand USA over there
1:40 the whole half of Dinoand USA over there
1:40 the whole half of Dinoand USA over there has completely disappeared. All that's
1:42 has completely disappeared. All that's
1:42 has completely disappeared. All that's left is a little bit of the souvenir
1:44 left is a little bit of the souvenir
1:44 left is a little bit of the souvenir shop over here just because I assume
1:45 shop over here just because I assume
1:45 shop over here just because I assume they're going to repurpose that building
1:47 they're going to repurpose that building
1:47 they're going to repurpose that building and the original gas station. I say
1:49 and the original gas station. I say
1:49 and the original gas station. I say original because in the sort of inorld
1:51 original because in the sort of inorld
1:51 original because in the sort of inorld theming of Chester and Hers, the idea
1:53 theming of Chester and Hers, the idea
1:54 theming of Chester and Hers, the idea was that they own this gas station here.
1:56 was that they own this gas station here.
1:56 was that they own this gas station here. And then when the paleontologist came
1:57 And then when the paleontologist came
1:57 And then when the paleontologist came and started digging up dinosaurs out
1:58 and started digging up dinosaurs out
1:58 and started digging up dinosaurs out here, they saw an opportunity to
2:00 here, they saw an opportunity to
2:00 here, they saw an opportunity to capitalize on that and then built the
2:02 capitalize on that and then built the
2:02 capitalize on that and then built the whole hokey theme park attractions
2:05 whole hokey theme park attractions
2:05 whole hokey theme park attractions across the street. Restaurantosaurus is
2:06 across the street. Restaurantosaurus is
2:06 across the street. Restaurantosaurus is still here. That's unaffected. But all
2:08 still here. That's unaffected. But all
2:08 still here. That's unaffected. But all the animals that were in the land have
2:10 the animals that were in the land have
2:10 the animals that were in the land have been rehomed, including that big old
2:12 been rehomed, including that big old
2:12 been rehomed, including that big old crocodile that was here for what felt
2:14 crocodile that was here for what felt
2:14 crocodile that was here for what felt like decades. Like I said, Dinosaur the
2:16 like decades. Like I said, Dinosaur the
2:16 like decades. Like I said, Dinosaur the Ride is still open, at least for the
2:17 Ride is still open, at least for the
2:18 Ride is still open, at least for the moment. But it, too, is going to go
2:19 moment. But it, too, is going to go
2:19 moment. But it, too, is going to go extinct, supposedly set to close
2:21 extinct, supposedly set to close
2:21 extinct, supposedly set to close sometime in 2026, and then they'll begin
2:24 sometime in 2026, and then they'll begin
2:24 sometime in 2026, and then they'll begin that Indiana Jones transformation in
2:26 that Indiana Jones transformation in
2:26 that Indiana Jones transformation in earnest. So, as you can see, it's kind
2:27 earnest. So, as you can see, it's kind
2:27 earnest. So, as you can see, it's kind of strange out here right now. And even
2:29 of strange out here right now. And even
2:29 of strange out here right now. And even though I was just out here in Dino Land
2:30 though I was just out here in Dino Land
2:30 though I was just out here in Dino Land USA a month ago, I had to come back cuz
2:32 USA a month ago, I had to come back cuz
2:32 USA a month ago, I had to come back cuz it's just sort of weird being in this
2:34 it's just sort of weird being in this
2:34 it's just sort of weird being in this like half land, sort of half closed,
2:37 like half land, sort of half closed,
2:37 like half land, sort of half closed, half open, some parts of it feel like uh
2:40 half open, some parts of it feel like uh
2:40 half open, some parts of it feel like uh you're headed to the back rooms or
2:41 you're headed to the back rooms or
2:42 you're headed to the back rooms or something. I don't know. It's
2:42 something. I don't know. It's
2:42 something. I don't know. It's interesting that Disney experimented
2:44 interesting that Disney experimented
2:44 interesting that Disney experimented with a dinosaur themed attraction at all
2:47 with a dinosaur themed attraction at all
2:47 with a dinosaur themed attraction at all in the first place, you know? I mean, I
2:48 in the first place, you know? I mean, I
2:48 in the first place, you know? I mean, I guess the park opened in 1998. Jurassic
2:51 guess the park opened in 1998. Jurassic
2:51 guess the park opened in 1998. Jurassic Park was all the rage, but dinosaur
2:52 Park was all the rage, but dinosaur
2:52 Park was all the rage, but dinosaur attractions are kind of a dime a dozen
2:54 attractions are kind of a dime a dozen
2:54 attractions are kind of a dime a dozen across the country, or they used to be.
2:55 across the country, or they used to be.
2:56 across the country, or they used to be. And it's interesting, the Dino Land USA
2:58 And it's interesting, the Dino Land USA
2:58 And it's interesting, the Dino Land USA itself will be extinct soon. What the
3:00 itself will be extinct soon. What the
3:00 itself will be extinct soon. What the heck is that? Dinosaur poop. It'll just
3:02 heck is that? Dinosaur poop. It'll just
3:02 heck is that? Dinosaur poop. It'll just be this weird part of forgotten Disney
3:04 be this weird part of forgotten Disney
3:04 be this weird part of forgotten Disney history one day. Much like the dinosaurs
3:07 history one day. Much like the dinosaurs
3:07 history one day. Much like the dinosaurs themselves, except as old as I am, I
3:08 themselves, except as old as I am, I
3:08 themselves, except as old as I am, I wasn't around when dinosaurs roamed the
3:10 wasn't around when dinosaurs roamed the
3:10 wasn't around when dinosaurs roamed the Earth. I will be able to say I was
3:12 Earth. I will be able to say I was
3:12 Earth. I will be able to say I was around when dinosaurs roamed Walt Disney
3:16 around when dinosaurs roamed Walt Disney
3:16 around when dinosaurs roamed Walt Disney World. So strange. All right. Well,
3:18 World. So strange. All right. Well,
3:18 World. So strange. All right. Well, speaking of Dinosaur, the ride, it's
3:19 speaking of Dinosaur, the ride, it's
3:19 speaking of Dinosaur, the ride, it's about time we climbed aboard. Like I
3:21 about time we climbed aboard. Like I
3:21 about time we climbed aboard. Like I said, I love this land. I love this
3:23 said, I love this land. I love this
3:23 said, I love this land. I love this whole theme in this area. Very '90s.
3:25 whole theme in this area. Very '90s.
3:25 whole theme in this area. Very '90s. Totally something that makes me feel
3:26 Totally something that makes me feel
3:26 Totally something that makes me feel like a kid when I see it. I never came
3:28 like a kid when I see it. I never came
3:28 like a kid when I see it. I never came here as a child. But even better, I have
3:30 here as a child. But even better, I have
3:30 here as a child. But even better, I have memories of bringing my son here when he
3:32 memories of bringing my son here when he
3:32 memories of bringing my son here when he was little. He loved Dino Land. And yet,
3:34 was little. He loved Dino Land. And yet,
3:34 was little. He loved Dino Land. And yet, having said all that, this is one change
3:35 having said all that, this is one change
3:35 having said all that, this is one change that makes total sense here at Walt
3:38 that makes total sense here at Walt
3:38 that makes total sense here at Walt Disney World. And I cannot wait to see
3:41 Disney World. And I cannot wait to see
3:41 Disney World. And I cannot wait to see this place when the transformation is
3:42 this place when the transformation is
3:42 this place when the transformation is complete. Dude, one day we're going to
3:43 complete. Dude, one day we're going to
3:43 complete. Dude, one day we're going to be standing out here looking at a temple
3:45 be standing out here looking at a temple
3:45 be standing out here looking at a temple for an Indiana Jones ride. And it
3:46 for an Indiana Jones ride. And it
3:46 for an Indiana Jones ride. And it doesn't get much more exciting than
3:48 doesn't get much more exciting than
3:48 doesn't get much more exciting than that. Dude, I can't believe the line is
3:49 that. Dude, I can't believe the line is
3:49 that. Dude, I can't believe the line is only 15 minutes long. I would have
3:50 only 15 minutes long. I would have
3:50 only 15 minutes long. I would have thought people would have been queued up
3:52 thought people would have been queued up
3:52 thought people would have been queued up for hours just to get into this sweet
3:53 for hours just to get into this sweet
3:53 for hours just to get into this sweet air conditioning. Oh, look at that.
3:55 air conditioning. Oh, look at that.
3:55 air conditioning. Oh, look at that. Allie's got her fan on no matter what.
3:57 Allie's got her fan on no matter what.
3:57 Allie's got her fan on no matter what. Oh, look at all these relics right here.
3:58 Oh, look at all these relics right here.
3:58 Oh, look at all these relics right here. You know, a lot of these are real
4:00 You know, a lot of these are real
4:00 You know, a lot of these are real fossils. They actually have a curation
4:02 fossils. They actually have a curation
4:02 fossils. They actually have a curation team, like a museum certified curation
4:04 team, like a museum certified curation
4:04 team, like a museum certified curation team at Imagineering, whose full-time
4:06 team at Imagineering, whose full-time
4:06 team at Imagineering, whose full-time job is sort of curating all the
4:08 job is sort of curating all the
4:08 job is sort of curating all the different displays and museum areas of
4:11 different displays and museum areas of
4:11 different displays and museum areas of not just Animal Kingdom, but all of Walt
4:13 not just Animal Kingdom, but all of Walt
4:13 not just Animal Kingdom, but all of Walt Disney World, like the Animal Kingdom
4:14 Disney World, like the Animal Kingdom
4:14 Disney World, like the Animal Kingdom Lodge. It's got artifacts from Africa in
4:17 Lodge. It's got artifacts from Africa in
4:17 Lodge. It's got artifacts from Africa in here. These are real fossils, just like
4:19 here. These are real fossils, just like
4:19 here. These are real fossils, just like me and all my other friends born in the
4:20 me and all my other friends born in the
4:20 me and all my other friends born in the 20th century. They actually take these
4:22 20th century. They actually take these
4:22 20th century. They actually take these exhibits in here very seriously. They
4:25 exhibits in here very seriously. They
4:25 exhibits in here very seriously. They have professionals to curate them. So
4:27 have professionals to curate them. So
4:27 have professionals to curate them. So basically, the line for dinosaur has
4:29 basically, the line for dinosaur has
4:29 basically, the line for dinosaur has always been a legit dinosaur museum. I
4:32 always been a legit dinosaur museum. I
4:32 always been a legit dinosaur museum. I mean, look at all these actual fossils
4:34 mean, look at all these actual fossils
4:34 mean, look at all these actual fossils and replica skeletons. Then let's not
4:36 and replica skeletons. Then let's not
4:36 and replica skeletons. Then let's not forget about this room with the huge
4:39 forget about this room with the huge
4:39 forget about this room with the huge skeleton of the Carnotaurus explaining
4:41 skeleton of the Carnotaurus explaining
4:41 skeleton of the Carnotaurus explaining how dinosaurs went extinct and including
4:45 how dinosaurs went extinct and including
4:45 how dinosaurs went extinct and including the voice of Bill Nye the Science Guy
4:48 the voice of Bill Nye the Science Guy
4:48 the voice of Bill Nye the Science Guy himself. The ultimate science authority
4:51 himself. The ultimate science authority
4:51 himself. The ultimate science authority to kids of the '9s. I don't think
4:54 to kids of the '9s. I don't think
4:54 to kids of the '9s. I don't think Carnotaurus was a real dinosaur, was it?
4:55 Carnotaurus was a real dinosaur, was it?
4:55 Carnotaurus was a real dinosaur, was it? I always thought that was an invention
4:57 I always thought that was an invention
4:57 I always thought that was an invention of Disney for this ride over here. So, I
5:00 of Disney for this ride over here. So, I
5:00 of Disney for this ride over here. So, I wonder what happens to the giant
5:02 wonder what happens to the giant
5:02 wonder what happens to the giant Carnotaurus skeleton when this ride is
5:06 Carnotaurus skeleton when this ride is
5:06 Carnotaurus skeleton when this ride is closed. The line is moving too fast to
5:08 closed. The line is moving too fast to
5:08 closed. The line is moving too fast to see the pre-show right now, but you can
5:09 see the pre-show right now, but you can
5:09 see the pre-show right now, but you can see the little asteroid comes along like
5:11 see the little asteroid comes along like
5:11 see the little asteroid comes along like a little light comes down that tube and
5:13 a little light comes down that tube and
5:14 a little light comes down that tube and hits the earth. Kaboom, extinction. And
5:16 hits the earth. Kaboom, extinction. And
5:16 hits the earth. Kaboom, extinction. And then once again, look at that. Look
5:18 then once again, look at that. Look
5:18 then once again, look at that. Look there in the rock. Those are real
5:21 there in the rock. Those are real
5:21 there in the rock. Those are real fossils there. All right, I've been
5:22 fossils there. All right, I've been
5:22 fossils there. All right, I've been informed by a cast member. Carnotaurus
5:23 informed by a cast member. Carnotaurus
5:24 informed by a cast member. Carnotaurus is a real dinosaur. This is just a
5:25 is a real dinosaur. This is just a
5:25 is a real dinosaur. This is just a replica obviously, but it did actually
5:28 replica obviously, but it did actually
5:28 replica obviously, but it did actually exist. I never knew that. I thought
5:29 exist. I never knew that. I thought
5:29 exist. I never knew that. I thought Disney made it up. See, I'm learning.
5:32 Disney made it up. See, I'm learning.
5:32 Disney made it up. See, I'm learning. I'm learning. I just learned a new fact.
5:34 I'm learning. I just learned a new fact.
5:34 I'm learning. I just learned a new fact. The back half of that is a T-Rex. So,
5:36 The back half of that is a T-Rex. So,
5:36 The back half of that is a T-Rex. So, that's a T-Rex rump with a carnotaurus
5:38 that's a T-Rex rump with a carnotaurus
5:38 that's a T-Rex rump with a carnotaurus front because they've never found a full
5:40 front because they've never found a full
5:40 front because they've never found a full intact carnotaurus before. So weird. I
5:43 intact carnotaurus before. So weird. I
5:43 intact carnotaurus before. So weird. I want to say carnosaurus, but that's just
5:45 want to say carnosaurus, but that's just
5:45 want to say carnosaurus, but that's just me when I go to a steakhouse. Oh, yeah.
5:46 me when I go to a steakhouse. Oh, yeah.
5:46 me when I go to a steakhouse. Oh, yeah. I forgot about this with the lady from
5:48 I forgot about this with the lady from
5:48 I forgot about this with the lady from the Cosby Show. And this guy, Seeker,
5:52 the Cosby Show. And this guy, Seeker,
5:52 the Cosby Show. And this guy, Seeker, trying to get his hands on a living
5:54 trying to get his hands on a living
5:54 trying to get his hands on a living dinosaur. So cool, dude. We're going to
5:56 dinosaur. So cool, dude. We're going to
5:56 dinosaur. So cool, dude. We're going to go back in time in the time rover.
5:58 go back in time in the time rover.
5:58 go back in time in the time rover. Here's the drill. You follow the homing
6:01 Here's the drill. You follow the homing
6:01 Here's the drill. You follow the homing signal to the iguanadon. Then I'll
6:02 signal to the iguanadon. Then I'll
6:02 signal to the iguanadon. Then I'll enlarge the transport field and boom,
6:04 enlarge the transport field and boom,
6:04 enlarge the transport field and boom, you're back with one additional
6:05 you're back with one additional
6:05 you're back with one additional passenger extra large. I love that the
6:07 passenger extra large. I love that the
6:08 passenger extra large. I love that the time rover vehicles in this ride were
6:11 time rover vehicles in this ride were
6:11 time rover vehicles in this ride were basically based off of the Indiana Jones
6:13 basically based off of the Indiana Jones
6:13 basically based off of the Indiana Jones vehicles in the first place. It's pretty
6:14 vehicles in the first place. It's pretty
6:14 vehicles in the first place. It's pretty much the same ride as Indiana Jones and
6:18 much the same ride as Indiana Jones and
6:18 much the same ride as Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye at
6:19 the Temple of the Forbidden Eye at
6:19 the Temple of the Forbidden Eye at Disneyland in California. Just for
6:21 Disneyland in California. Just for
6:21 Disneyland in California. Just for whatever weird reason, they thought,
6:23 whatever weird reason, they thought,
6:23 whatever weird reason, they thought, "No, no, we got to make it dinosaurs."
6:25 "No, no, we got to make it dinosaurs."
6:25 "No, no, we got to make it dinosaurs." Ah, the ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise
6:27 Ah, the ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise
6:27 Ah, the ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise tubes. At one point, this ride was
6:29 tubes. At one point, this ride was
6:30 tubes. At one point, this ride was sponsored by McDonald's. So, they have
6:31 sponsored by McDonald's. So, they have
6:31 sponsored by McDonald's. So, they have the chemical formula right there of
6:33 the chemical formula right there of
6:33 the chemical formula right there of ketchup ingredients, mustard
6:34 ketchup ingredients, mustard
6:34 ketchup ingredients, mustard ingredients, mayonnaise ingredients.
6:36 ingredients, mayonnaise ingredients.
6:36 ingredients, mayonnaise ingredients. Kind of awesome. But that is still sort
6:39 Kind of awesome. But that is still sort
6:39 Kind of awesome. But that is still sort of part of the ride. Look at this. Look
6:40 of part of the ride. Look at this. Look
6:40 of part of the ride. Look at this. Look how ' 90s it looks. It looks so 90s I
6:42 how ' 90s it looks. It looks so 90s I
6:42 how ' 90s it looks. It looks so 90s I had to turn my hat around. Just the
6:43 had to turn my hat around. Just the
6:43 had to turn my hat around. Just the colors, the banners. Technically, the
6:45 colors, the banners. Technically, the
6:45 colors, the banners. Technically, the ride was kind of reconfigured in 2000 or
6:48 ride was kind of reconfigured in 2000 or
6:48 ride was kind of reconfigured in 2000 or 2001, but it just has that '90s stank
6:51 2001, but it just has that '90s stank
6:51 2001, but it just has that '90s stank all over it. And there's the Time Rover
6:53 all over it. And there's the Time Rover
6:54 all over it. And there's the Time Rover vehicle. Now, it's really dark in this
6:55 vehicle. Now, it's really dark in this
6:55 vehicle. Now, it's really dark in this ride. This camera that I'm holding is
6:57 ride. This camera that I'm holding is
6:57 ride. This camera that I'm holding is absolute trash in low light. I mean,
6:59 absolute trash in low light. I mean,
6:59 absolute trash in low light. I mean, truly awful. But we'll do the best we
7:02 truly awful. But we'll do the best we
7:02 truly awful. But we'll do the best we can and hopefully we find our dino. Look
7:04 can and hopefully we find our dino. Look
7:04 can and hopefully we find our dino. Look at that. Here comes another time rover
7:06 at that. Here comes another time rover
7:06 at that. Here comes another time rover coming back from the past. All right,
7:07 coming back from the past. All right,
7:08 coming back from the past. All right, it's almost our turn. Just such a cool,
7:10 it's almost our turn. Just such a cool,
7:10 it's almost our turn. Just such a cool, weird, bizarre set, you know. Listen up.
7:13 weird, bizarre set, you know. Listen up.
7:13 weird, bizarre set, you know. Listen up. We've got to get in, grab the bottle,
7:15 We've got to get in, grab the bottle,
7:15 We've got to get in, grab the bottle, and get out before that asteroid hits.
7:18 and get out before that asteroid hits.
7:18 and get out before that asteroid hits. Let's roll. I've always loved this ride
7:20 Let's roll. I've always loved this ride
7:20 Let's roll. I've always loved this ride just cuz it's so weird. Oh yeah, we're
7:24 just cuz it's so weird. Oh yeah, we're
7:24 just cuz it's so weird. Oh yeah, we're in the toaster oven of time. We're going
7:27 in the toaster oven of time. We're going
7:27 in the toaster oven of time. We're going back out.
7:29 back out.
7:29 back out. Not back to the future either. Dino
7:32 Not back to the future either. Dino
7:32 Not back to the future either. Dino computer. What are you trying? It's very
7:33 computer. What are you trying? It's very
7:33 computer. What are you trying? It's very hard to see, but there are some
7:34 hard to see, but there are some
7:34 hard to see, but there are some dinosaurs. Big dinosaurs in here.
7:39 dinosaurs. Big dinosaurs in here.
7:39 dinosaurs. Big dinosaurs in here. Just little ones. The way this works.
7:42 Just little ones. The way this works.
7:42 Just little ones. The way this works. Now, if you've never been on this ride,
7:43 Now, if you've never been on this ride,
7:43 Now, if you've never been on this ride, it's just like the Indiana Jones ride in
7:45 it's just like the Indiana Jones ride in
7:45 it's just like the Indiana Jones ride in California, but much slower. Stops quite
7:48 California, but much slower. Stops quite
7:48 California, but much slower. Stops quite a lot to analyze dinosaurs. And you're
7:50 a lot to analyze dinosaurs. And you're
7:50 a lot to analyze dinosaurs. And you're going to hear this guy say not
7:58 seriously now.
7:58 seriously now. The big dyno on the scope.
8:05 It's like everybody's mother-in-law. Oh,
8:05 It's like everybody's mother-in-law. Oh, it's Carnotaurus. Woohoo.
8:09 it's Carnotaurus. Woohoo.
8:09 it's Carnotaurus. Woohoo. Definitely not our dino. Go, go, go.
8:12 Definitely not our dino. Go, go, go.
8:12 Definitely not our dino. Go, go, go. It's so dark in here. You can barely see
8:14 It's so dark in here. You can barely see
8:14 It's so dark in here. You can barely see anything. So when it does kind of go
8:17 anything. So when it does kind of go
8:17 anything. So when it does kind of go fast and jerk you around a little bit.
8:19 fast and jerk you around a little bit.
8:19 fast and jerk you around a little bit. Wo! It's actually kind of startling and
8:22 Wo! It's actually kind of startling and
8:22 Wo! It's actually kind of startling and scary. I'm feeling startled. It is
8:25 scary. I'm feeling startled. It is
8:25 scary. I'm feeling startled. It is like Oh, I can see that.
8:34 That's it.
8:34 That's it. Is that you screaming out
8:37 Is that you screaming out
8:37 Is that you screaming out because it's so dark? It's creepy.
8:41 because it's so dark? It's creepy.
8:41 because it's so dark? It's creepy. All right, here comes the last one.
8:48 Woo! They're not going to make it. Oh,
8:48 Woo! They're not going to make it. Oh, we're going to make it. You got to
8:49 we're going to make it. You got to
8:50 we're going to make it. You got to believe, guys. We made it back to the
8:52 believe, guys. We made it back to the
8:52 believe, guys. We made it back to the coaster. You made it. And guess who made
8:54 coaster. You made it. And guess who made
8:54 coaster. You made it. And guess who made it back with you? I better find him
8:56 it back with you? I better find him
8:56 it back with you? I better find him before There he is. Thanks for
8:58 before There he is. Thanks for
8:58 before There he is. Thanks for everything. Dinosaur.
9:00 everything. Dinosaur.
9:00 everything. Dinosaur. Always feels like the ride ends so
9:02 Always feels like the ride ends so
9:02 Always feels like the ride ends so abruptly. I know it's always like pitch
9:05 abruptly. I know it's always like pitch
9:05 abruptly. I know it's always like pitch black dark in there, but I swear it was
9:06 black dark in there, but I swear it was
9:06 black dark in there, but I swear it was even darker than normal. Maybe they're
9:08 even darker than normal. Maybe they're
9:08 even darker than normal. Maybe they're not replacing the light bulbs anymore
9:10 not replacing the light bulbs anymore
9:10 not replacing the light bulbs anymore since they know the ride's going
9:11 since they know the ride's going
9:11 since they know the ride's going extinct. That was awesome. Oh yes. And
9:15 extinct. That was awesome. Oh yes. And
9:15 extinct. That was awesome. Oh yes. And then after you exit the ride, you still
9:17 then after you exit the ride, you still
9:17 then after you exit the ride, you still see what were the very high tech at the
9:21 see what were the very high tech at the
9:21 see what were the very high tech at the time on ride photo screens over here. So
9:23 time on ride photo screens over here. So
9:24 time on ride photo screens over here. So you can see your photo from the ride. Up
9:25 you can see your photo from the ride. Up
9:25 you can see your photo from the ride. Up here you got the security camera footage
9:27 here you got the security camera footage
9:27 here you got the security camera footage of the dinosaur we brought back from the
9:29 of the dinosaur we brought back from the
9:29 of the dinosaur we brought back from the past roaming the halls of the Dino
9:32 past roaming the halls of the Dino
9:32 past roaming the halls of the Dino Institute. Some of the aftermath. As I
9:35 Institute. Some of the aftermath. As I
9:35 Institute. Some of the aftermath. As I think you can tell from just looking
9:36 think you can tell from just looking
9:36 think you can tell from just looking around, it is very reminiscent of
9:39 around, it is very reminiscent of
9:39 around, it is very reminiscent of Jurassic Park or the Jurassic Park
9:41 Jurassic Park or the Jurassic Park
9:41 Jurassic Park or the Jurassic Park Visitor Center. It's not a clone, but
9:43 Visitor Center. It's not a clone, but
9:43 Visitor Center. It's not a clone, but definitely capitalizing on the success
9:46 definitely capitalizing on the success
9:46 definitely capitalizing on the success of that franchise in the '9s. It's just
9:50 of that franchise in the '9s. It's just
9:50 of that franchise in the '9s. It's just dawning on me now that we should
9:52 dawning on me now that we should
9:52 dawning on me now that we should probably pick up some dinosaur specific
9:55 probably pick up some dinosaur specific
9:55 probably pick up some dinosaur specific merchandise like some of these dinos
9:58 merchandise like some of these dinos
9:58 merchandise like some of these dinos here or the little time vehicle. Not
10:00 here or the little time vehicle. Not
10:00 here or the little time vehicle. Not that it's ever been the most popular
10:02 that it's ever been the most popular
10:02 that it's ever been the most popular merchandise at Walt Disney World. But
10:03 merchandise at Walt Disney World. But
10:03 merchandise at Walt Disney World. But who knows when and if they're ever going
10:05 who knows when and if they're ever going
10:05 who knows when and if they're ever going to replenish it. It has the countdown
10:07 to replenish it. It has the countdown
10:07 to replenish it. It has the countdown towards extinction nears its end. Much
10:09 towards extinction nears its end. Much
10:10 towards extinction nears its end. Much like Splash Mountain, I'm wondering what
10:11 like Splash Mountain, I'm wondering what
10:11 like Splash Mountain, I'm wondering what if the merchandise goes extinct before
10:13 if the merchandise goes extinct before
10:13 if the merchandise goes extinct before the ride. Look at that all over there.
10:14 the ride. Look at that all over there.
10:14 the ride. Look at that all over there. That is sick. Oh, you can still get your
10:15 That is sick. Oh, you can still get your
10:15 That is sick. Oh, you can still get your OnRide photo. You just tap your Magic
10:17 OnRide photo. You just tap your Magic
10:17 OnRide photo. You just tap your Magic Band over at uh one of these desks. I
10:19 Band over at uh one of these desks. I
10:19 Band over at uh one of these desks. I want that thing up there. The giant
10:20 want that thing up there. The giant
10:20 want that thing up there. The giant lenticular carnotaurus. Whoever's in
10:23 lenticular carnotaurus. Whoever's in
10:23 lenticular carnotaurus. Whoever's in charge of ripping that out, you know who
10:25 charge of ripping that out, you know who
10:25 charge of ripping that out, you know who to give it to. It's a pretty ridiculous
10:27 to give it to. It's a pretty ridiculous
10:27 to give it to. It's a pretty ridiculous looking dinosaur, dude. That's kind of
10:29 looking dinosaur, dude. That's kind of
10:29 looking dinosaur, dude. That's kind of my favorite thing ever. Seriously,
10:30 my favorite thing ever. Seriously,
10:30 my favorite thing ever. Seriously, Disney, are you listening? I want that.
10:32 Disney, are you listening? I want that.
10:32 Disney, are you listening? I want that. One of the most random merchandise ever.
10:34 One of the most random merchandise ever.
10:34 One of the most random merchandise ever. The only place at Walt Disney World
10:35 The only place at Walt Disney World
10:35 The only place at Walt Disney World where you can get those little squeezy
10:37 where you can get those little squeezy
10:37 where you can get those little squeezy zoo style little dinosaur pincher
10:39 zoo style little dinosaur pincher
10:39 zoo style little dinosaur pincher things. We got some dinosaur puppets.
10:41 things. We got some dinosaur puppets.
10:41 things. We got some dinosaur puppets. And who are you calling a puppet, you
10:43 And who are you calling a puppet, you
10:43 And who are you calling a puppet, you tool? I was hoping they would have made
10:44 tool? I was hoping they would have made
10:44 tool? I was hoping they would have made some shirts, especially since the ride's
10:46 some shirts, especially since the ride's
10:46 some shirts, especially since the ride's going out of style, but all they've got
10:47 going out of style, but all they've got
10:47 going out of style, but all they've got are these. They've had these for at
10:49 are these. They've had these for at
10:49 are these. They've had these for at least 10 years. Still classics, though.
10:52 least 10 years. Still classics, though.
10:52 least 10 years. Still classics, though. This is going to sound weird, but this
10:53 This is going to sound weird, but this
10:53 This is going to sound weird, but this is the kind of place that if it was just
10:55 is the kind of place that if it was just
10:55 is the kind of place that if it was just out in the swamp somewhere as a
10:56 out in the swamp somewhere as a
10:56 out in the swamp somewhere as a standalone attraction and they abandoned
10:58 standalone attraction and they abandoned
10:58 standalone attraction and they abandoned it, I'd love to buy it and live in it.
11:00 it, I'd love to buy it and live in it.
11:00 it, I'd love to buy it and live in it. It's just so weird. Like it's always
11:02 It's just so weird. Like it's always
11:02 It's just so weird. Like it's always felt half abandoned. I mean, at least
11:03 felt half abandoned. I mean, at least
11:03 felt half abandoned. I mean, at least the 15 years I've been coming here, it's
11:05 the 15 years I've been coming here, it's
11:05 the 15 years I've been coming here, it's always felt I mean, at least a little
11:07 always felt I mean, at least a little
11:07 always felt I mean, at least a little bit like a dead mall in a way. Never
11:09 bit like a dead mall in a way. Never
11:09 bit like a dead mall in a way. Never been the most popular attraction, but if
11:11 been the most popular attraction, but if
11:11 been the most popular attraction, but if you appreciate the product of its
11:13 you appreciate the product of its
11:14 you appreciate the product of its timeness, then it's bound to be one of
11:15 timeness, then it's bound to be one of
11:15 timeness, then it's bound to be one of your favorites. In fact, I kind of feel
11:17 your favorites. In fact, I kind of feel
11:17 your favorites. In fact, I kind of feel like everybody who comes to Walt Disney
11:19 like everybody who comes to Walt Disney
11:19 like everybody who comes to Walt Disney World for the first time, or especially
11:21 World for the first time, or especially
11:21 World for the first time, or especially people who are familiar with other
11:22 people who are familiar with other
11:22 people who are familiar with other Disney parks and other parts of the
11:24 Disney parks and other parts of the
11:24 Disney parks and other parts of the world, who comes here and rides on
11:25 world, who comes here and rides on
11:25 world, who comes here and rides on Dinosaur for the first time and has no
11:27 Dinosaur for the first time and has no
11:27 Dinosaur for the first time and has no idea what to expect. There's sort of a
11:29 idea what to expect. There's sort of a
11:29 idea what to expect. There's sort of a bonding moment that everybody has. That
11:31 bonding moment that everybody has. That
11:31 bonding moment that everybody has. That first moment where you ride this ride
11:32 first moment where you ride this ride
11:32 first moment where you ride this ride and go, "What the heck did I just
11:34 and go, "What the heck did I just
11:34 and go, "What the heck did I just witness?" And I mean that in kind of a
11:35 witness?" And I mean that in kind of a
11:35 witness?" And I mean that in kind of a good way. Like, it's one of those
11:37 good way. Like, it's one of those
11:37 good way. Like, it's one of those things. It's just lovably wrong. All
11:39 things. It's just lovably wrong. All
11:39 things. It's just lovably wrong. All right. Well, that's enough dinosaur.
11:41 right. Well, that's enough dinosaur.
11:41 right. Well, that's enough dinosaur. That's enough Dino Land USA. Time to
11:43 That's enough Dino Land USA. Time to
11:43 That's enough Dino Land USA. Time to move on to something that I hope isn't
11:44 move on to something that I hope isn't
11:44 move on to something that I hope isn't going anywhere for a long time to come.
11:46 going anywhere for a long time to come.
11:46 going anywhere for a long time to come. We're headed out of the jungles of the
11:47 We're headed out of the jungles of the
11:47 We're headed out of the jungles of the past and on to the Himalayas. Kind of
11:49 past and on to the Himalayas. Kind of
11:49 past and on to the Himalayas. Kind of cool that the boneyard little sort of
11:51 cool that the boneyard little sort of
11:51 cool that the boneyard little sort of fossil playground is still there. Hope
11:53 fossil playground is still there. Hope
11:53 fossil playground is still there. Hope that sticks around for a while just uh
11:55 that sticks around for a while just uh
11:55 that sticks around for a while just uh give kids something to do. But
11:56 give kids something to do. But
11:56 give kids something to do. But seriously, this tropical America's Land
11:58 seriously, this tropical America's Land
11:58 seriously, this tropical America's Land looks like it's going to be absolutely
12:01 looks like it's going to be absolutely
12:01 looks like it's going to be absolutely awesome. And it fits the whole theme of
12:03 awesome. And it fits the whole theme of
12:03 awesome. And it fits the whole theme of the park much better than Dino Land USA
12:05 the park much better than Dino Land USA
12:05 the park much better than Dino Land USA ever did. I mean, after all, they've got
12:06 ever did. I mean, after all, they've got
12:06 ever did. I mean, after all, they've got an Africa section, which I ran out of
12:08 an Africa section, which I ran out of
12:08 an Africa section, which I ran out of time for today, which again I'll explain
12:09 time for today, which again I'll explain
12:09 time for today, which again I'll explain later. Like the blue shirt. Right now,
12:11 later. Like the blue shirt. Right now,
12:11 later. Like the blue shirt. Right now, I'll be at the back way. are headed into
12:12 I'll be at the back way. are headed into
12:12 I'll be at the back way. are headed into the Asia section. Central and South
12:14 the Asia section. Central and South
12:14 the Asia section. Central and South America just makes sense. I get accused
12:16 America just makes sense. I get accused
12:16 America just makes sense. I get accused every once in a while of being a
12:18 every once in a while of being a
12:18 every once in a while of being a negative Nancy cuz I don't like that
12:19 negative Nancy cuz I don't like that
12:19 negative Nancy cuz I don't like that they're taking out Rivers of America and
12:21 they're taking out Rivers of America and
12:21 they're taking out Rivers of America and Magic Kingdom, but I'm excited to see
12:23 Magic Kingdom, but I'm excited to see
12:23 Magic Kingdom, but I'm excited to see the Villains Land and The Cars Ride.
12:24 the Villains Land and The Cars Ride.
12:24 the Villains Land and The Cars Ride. It's just where it's going that I'm
12:25 It's just where it's going that I'm
12:26 It's just where it's going that I'm like, "Huh?" I don't know. I can't help
12:27 like, "Huh?" I don't know. I can't help
12:27 like, "Huh?" I don't know. I can't help it. My brain likes things to be
12:28 it. My brain likes things to be
12:28 it. My brain likes things to be thematically consistent. You know,
12:30 thematically consistent. You know,
12:30 thematically consistent. You know, that's why I'm a fan of Disney parks in
12:31 that's why I'm a fan of Disney parks in
12:31 that's why I'm a fan of Disney parks in the first place. It's the thought behind
12:33 the first place. It's the thought behind
12:33 the first place. It's the thought behind everything, the attention to detail, you
12:35 everything, the attention to detail, you
12:35 everything, the attention to detail, you know. Oh, by the way, I got to go watch
12:37 know. Oh, by the way, I got to go watch
12:37 know. Oh, by the way, I got to go watch that Nemo show again. I think they're
12:39 that Nemo show again. I think they're
12:39 that Nemo show again. I think they're done for today. But I just realized Ally
12:41 done for today. But I just realized Ally
12:41 done for today. But I just realized Ally has never seen that Finding Nemo show or
12:44 has never seen that Finding Nemo show or
12:44 has never seen that Finding Nemo show or the Lion King show at Animal Kingdom. I
12:46 the Lion King show at Animal Kingdom. I
12:46 the Lion King show at Animal Kingdom. I tend to be way more let's walk around in
12:48 tend to be way more let's walk around in
12:48 tend to be way more let's walk around in the theme environments and let's get on
12:50 the theme environments and let's get on
12:50 the theme environments and let's get on the rides guy then uh let's go watch the
12:52 the rides guy then uh let's go watch the
12:52 the rides guy then uh let's go watch the shows guy. Sometimes it takes other
12:54 shows guy. Sometimes it takes other
12:54 shows guy. Sometimes it takes other people to remind me like, hey, it's okay
12:55 people to remind me like, hey, it's okay
12:55 people to remind me like, hey, it's okay to stop and take in a show or a parade
12:57 to stop and take in a show or a parade
12:57 to stop and take in a show or a parade every once in a while, especially if
12:59 every once in a while, especially if
12:59 every once in a while, especially if those shows are indoors and air
13:01 those shows are indoors and air
13:01 those shows are indoors and air conditioned. All right, we've made it
13:04 conditioned. All right, we've made it
13:04 conditioned. All right, we've made it over here. We've made it to the
13:05 over here. We've made it to the
13:05 over here. We've made it to the Himalayas and still the best ride at
13:07 Himalayas and still the best ride at
13:07 Himalayas and still the best ride at Animal Kingdom.
13:09 Animal Kingdom.
13:09 Animal Kingdom. Expedition Emmeris. Dude, I can't wait.
13:11 Expedition Emmeris. Dude, I can't wait.
13:12 Expedition Emmeris. Dude, I can't wait. I need that roller coaster breeze on my
13:13 I need that roller coaster breeze on my
13:13 I need that roller coaster breeze on my body. I've never noticed this little
13:15 body. I've never noticed this little
13:15 body. I've never noticed this little weird themed back door to the gift shop.
13:18 weird themed back door to the gift shop.
13:18 weird themed back door to the gift shop. And what kind of freaking skull is that?
13:21 And what kind of freaking skull is that?
13:21 And what kind of freaking skull is that? Is that a yeti skull? That's what I love
13:22 Is that a yeti skull? That's what I love
13:22 Is that a yeti skull? That's what I love about uh Animal Kingdom, especially
13:25 about uh Animal Kingdom, especially
13:25 about uh Animal Kingdom, especially things like this. Like, is that a real
13:26 things like this. Like, is that a real
13:26 things like this. Like, is that a real language? Could you read that? What does
13:28 language? Could you read that? What does
13:28 language? Could you read that? What does it say? Is there Easter eggs there?
13:29 it say? Is there Easter eggs there?
13:30 it say? Is there Easter eggs there? There's always stuff here that I've
13:32 There's always stuff here that I've
13:32 There's always stuff here that I've never seen or noticed before. So many
13:34 never seen or noticed before. So many
13:34 never seen or noticed before. So many textures, so many layers of history and
13:37 textures, so many layers of history and
13:38 textures, so many layers of history and blending of real cultures and imaginary
13:40 blending of real cultures and imaginary
13:40 blending of real cultures and imaginary cultures and freaking giant roller
13:42 cultures and freaking giant roller
13:42 cultures and freaking giant roller coasters with yetis inside. I mean,
13:44 coasters with yetis inside. I mean,
13:44 coasters with yetis inside. I mean, sure, a disco yeti in this case, but a
13:46 sure, a disco yeti in this case, but a
13:46 sure, a disco yeti in this case, but a Yeti nonetheless. Actually, while I was
13:48 Yeti nonetheless. Actually, while I was
13:48 Yeti nonetheless. Actually, while I was walking away from there, the ride broke
13:49 walking away from there, the ride broke
13:49 walking away from there, the ride broke down for a second. I just walked over
13:51 down for a second. I just walked over
13:51 down for a second. I just walked over there and go, "Oh, are you ready to put
13:52 there and go, "Oh, are you ready to put
13:52 there and go, "Oh, are you ready to put more people on?" They said, "Not yet."
13:53 more people on?" They said, "Not yet."
13:53 more people on?" They said, "Not yet." Gives me a chance to uh check out the
13:55 Gives me a chance to uh check out the
13:55 Gives me a chance to uh check out the gift shop over here. Oh, and you little
13:56 gift shop over here. Oh, and you little
13:56 gift shop over here. Oh, and you little monkey genius, you found the red power
13:59 monkey genius, you found the red power
13:59 monkey genius, you found the red power aid. A I'm saved, man. They got some
14:01 aid. A I'm saved, man. They got some
14:01 aid. A I'm saved, man. They got some cool yeti souvenirs in here from time to
14:03 cool yeti souvenirs in here from time to
14:03 cool yeti souvenirs in here from time to time. But what I really wish I could buy
14:04 time. But what I really wish I could buy
14:04 time. But what I really wish I could buy is some of these. What are all of these
14:07 is some of these. What are all of these
14:07 is some of these. What are all of these amazing? So much texture. Look at all
14:10 amazing? So much texture. Look at all
14:10 amazing? So much texture. Look at all the supplies for people climbing the
14:12 the supplies for people climbing the
14:12 the supplies for people climbing the Himalayas. I just love the storytelling.
14:14 Himalayas. I just love the storytelling.
14:14 Himalayas. I just love the storytelling. I was talking to none other than
14:15 I was talking to none other than
14:15 I was talking to none other than legendary Disney Imagineer Tony Baxter
14:18 legendary Disney Imagineer Tony Baxter
14:18 legendary Disney Imagineer Tony Baxter himself about the fact that there's
14:20 himself about the fact that there's
14:20 himself about the fact that there's really no good word for kind of
14:23 really no good word for kind of
14:23 really no good word for kind of experiential 3D entertainment. People
14:26 experiential 3D entertainment. People
14:26 experiential 3D entertainment. People use the word immersive, but that could
14:27 use the word immersive, but that could
14:27 use the word immersive, but that could be applied to almost anything. Just
14:29 be applied to almost anything. Just
14:29 be applied to almost anything. Just something about environmental
14:31 something about environmental
14:31 something about environmental storytelling, you know, the way like
14:33 storytelling, you know, the way like
14:33 storytelling, you know, the way like constructing something imaginary became
14:35 constructing something imaginary became
14:35 constructing something imaginary became imagineering or imagineers. We need a
14:38 imagineering or imagineers. We need a
14:38 imagineering or imagineers. We need a word like that for environmental
14:39 word like that for environmental
14:39 word like that for environmental storytelling. And uh I have not been
14:42 storytelling. And uh I have not been
14:42 storytelling. And uh I have not been able to put my finger on what that would
14:44 able to put my finger on what that would
14:44 able to put my finger on what that would be. I can tell you the Joe Roie and the
14:46 be. I can tell you the Joe Roie and the
14:46 be. I can tell you the Joe Roie and the WDI team that put together Animal
14:48 WDI team that put together Animal
14:48 WDI team that put together Animal Kingdom were masters of it. Now, here's
14:51 Kingdom were masters of it. Now, here's
14:51 Kingdom were masters of it. Now, here's the thing. We did show up and start
14:52 the thing. We did show up and start
14:52 the thing. We did show up and start filming kind of late. We didn't know the
14:54 filming kind of late. We didn't know the
14:54 filming kind of late. We didn't know the park closed at 6:00 p.m. today. We had
14:56 park closed at 6:00 p.m. today. We had
14:56 park closed at 6:00 p.m. today. We had to sleep in cuz we were at the 70th
14:58 to sleep in cuz we were at the 70th
14:58 to sleep in cuz we were at the 70th anniversary of Disneyland filming that
14:59 anniversary of Disneyland filming that
14:59 anniversary of Disneyland filming that basically it took 24 hours for that
15:01 basically it took 24 hours for that
15:01 basically it took 24 hours for that experience and then getting the video
15:03 experience and then getting the video
15:03 experience and then getting the video online. Then slept for 3 hours. Went to
15:04 online. Then slept for 3 hours. Went to
15:04 online. Then slept for 3 hours. Went to the airport, came out here, did 2 days
15:06 the airport, came out here, did 2 days
15:06 the airport, came out here, did 2 days in the park and then poor Ally started
15:08 in the park and then poor Ally started
15:08 in the park and then poor Ally started getting the Disney rash. She started
15:09 getting the Disney rash. She started
15:09 getting the Disney rash. She started getting the little heat rash on her legs
15:11 getting the little heat rash on her legs
15:11 getting the little heat rash on her legs yesterday. She was getting pretty
15:12 yesterday. She was getting pretty
15:12 yesterday. She was getting pretty overheated. So, we actually slept in for
15:14 overheated. So, we actually slept in for
15:14 overheated. So, we actually slept in for once. Then we got to Animal Kingdom. And
15:16 once. Then we got to Animal Kingdom. And
15:16 once. Then we got to Animal Kingdom. And not only did I get sunscreen over my
15:19 not only did I get sunscreen over my
15:19 not only did I get sunscreen over my black t-shirt, necessitating the
15:21 black t-shirt, necessitating the
15:21 black t-shirt, necessitating the purchase of another shirt. And I've been
15:23 purchase of another shirt. And I've been
15:23 purchase of another shirt. And I've been meaning to wear more color, although I'm
15:25 meaning to wear more color, although I'm
15:25 meaning to wear more color, although I'm very uncomfortable in this. I somehow
15:26 very uncomfortable in this. I somehow
15:26 very uncomfortable in this. I somehow accidentally ended up with just like all
15:28 accidentally ended up with just like all
15:28 accidentally ended up with just like all black shirts in my wardrobe, like for a
15:30 black shirts in my wardrobe, like for a
15:30 black shirts in my wardrobe, like for a while now. And I was thinking, yeah, I
15:32 while now. And I was thinking, yeah, I
15:32 while now. And I was thinking, yeah, I got to mix it up eventually. So, why not
15:34 got to mix it up eventually. So, why not
15:34 got to mix it up eventually. So, why not start today? But then we forgot the
15:35 start today? But then we forgot the
15:35 start today? But then we forgot the memory card for the camera in the hotel.
15:38 memory card for the camera in the hotel.
15:38 memory card for the camera in the hotel. Well, the hotel would have taken an hour
15:39 Well, the hotel would have taken an hour
15:39 Well, the hotel would have taken an hour and a half to get to and come back from,
15:41 and a half to get to and come back from,
15:41 and a half to get to and come back from, and the park was going to close at 6:00
15:43 and the park was going to close at 6:00
15:43 and the park was going to close at 6:00 until Ally, little genius over here,
15:46 until Ally, little genius over here,
15:46 until Ally, little genius over here, figured out that she could order like an
15:48 figured out that she could order like an
15:48 figured out that she could order like an Uber delivery, whatever it's called,
15:50 Uber delivery, whatever it's called,
15:50 Uber delivery, whatever it's called, from Target over here to the drop off
15:53 from Target over here to the drop off
15:53 from Target over here to the drop off area of the park. You can actually get
15:55 area of the park. You can actually get
15:55 area of the park. You can actually get stuff delivered from Target to the
15:57 stuff delivered from Target to the
15:57 stuff delivered from Target to the dropoff zone at Animal Kingdom. Even the
15:59 dropoff zone at Animal Kingdom. Even the
15:59 dropoff zone at Animal Kingdom. Even the drivers like, "I didn't even know I
16:00 drivers like, "I didn't even know I
16:00 drivers like, "I didn't even know I could do this." Uber can pick people up.
16:02 could do this." Uber can pick people up.
16:02 could do this." Uber can pick people up. Well, yeah, I know Uber drivers actually
16:03 Well, yeah, I know Uber drivers actually
16:03 Well, yeah, I know Uber drivers actually go to that spot. So, he was familiar
16:05 go to that spot. So, he was familiar
16:05 go to that spot. So, he was familiar with the spot, but who knew it would
16:07 with the spot, but who knew it would
16:07 with the spot, but who knew it would work for delivery in the app. So, maybe
16:08 work for delivery in the app. So, maybe
16:08 work for delivery in the app. So, maybe you could uh get McDonald's delivered to
16:11 you could uh get McDonald's delivered to
16:11 you could uh get McDonald's delivered to yourself right to the front of Animal
16:12 yourself right to the front of Animal
16:12 yourself right to the front of Animal Kingdom. Who knew? Anyway, we started
16:13 Kingdom. Who knew? Anyway, we started
16:14 Kingdom. Who knew? Anyway, we started super late. The park is going to close
16:15 super late. The park is going to close
16:15 super late. The park is going to close in like another 30 minutes, but better
16:17 in like another 30 minutes, but better
16:17 in like another 30 minutes, but better late than never. And now, let's get the
16:19 late than never. And now, let's get the
16:19 late than never. And now, let's get the Hello Operator on to this ride. My
16:22 Hello Operator on to this ride. My
16:22 Hello Operator on to this ride. My favorite ride at Disney's Animal
16:24 favorite ride at Disney's Animal
16:24 favorite ride at Disney's Animal Kingdom. Dude, we were just going to
16:26 Kingdom. Dude, we were just going to
16:26 Kingdom. Dude, we were just going to split up and each go single rider, you
16:27 split up and each go single rider, you
16:27 split up and each go single rider, you know, but with the line being only 10
16:29 know, but with the line being only 10
16:29 know, but with the line being only 10 minutes, let's do the regular queue.
16:31 minutes, let's do the regular queue.
16:31 minutes, let's do the regular queue. Plus, the regular queue is one of the
16:33 Plus, the regular queue is one of the
16:33 Plus, the regular queue is one of the most beautiful well themed lines in Walt
16:35 most beautiful well themed lines in Walt
16:35 most beautiful well themed lines in Walt Disney World for my money on par.
16:37 Disney World for my money on par.
16:38 Disney World for my money on par. Although very different from the Indiana
16:39 Although very different from the Indiana
16:39 Although very different from the Indiana Jones queue at Disneyland, which is one
16:42 Jones queue at Disneyland, which is one
16:42 Jones queue at Disneyland, which is one of the best there is. And I'm hoping
16:44 of the best there is. And I'm hoping
16:44 of the best there is. And I'm hoping that when Dinosaur gets the full Indiana
16:46 that when Dinosaur gets the full Indiana
16:46 that when Dinosaur gets the full Indiana Jones makeover, it will get a similar
16:48 Jones makeover, it will get a similar
16:48 Jones makeover, it will get a similar upgrade to its line as well. Like look
16:50 upgrade to its line as well. Like look
16:50 upgrade to its line as well. Like look at this, a carved wood. And look at
16:52 at this, a carved wood. And look at
16:52 at this, a carved wood. And look at those carved doors right there with the
16:54 those carved doors right there with the
16:54 those carved doors right there with the yeti on it. The little idols, the places
16:57 yeti on it. The little idols, the places
16:57 yeti on it. The little idols, the places of offering. Just chucked a penny in
16:59 of offering. Just chucked a penny in
16:59 of offering. Just chucked a penny in there. The prayer bells and the prayer
17:01 there. The prayer bells and the prayer
17:01 there. The prayer bells and the prayer flags. And best of all, the full-size
17:04 flags. And best of all, the full-size
17:04 flags. And best of all, the full-size Yeti museum on this side. First, you got
17:06 Yeti museum on this side. First, you got
17:06 Yeti museum on this side. First, you got to pass through another one of these
17:07 to pass through another one of these
17:07 to pass through another one of these rooms full of climbing supplies. Almost
17:09 rooms full of climbing supplies. Almost
17:10 rooms full of climbing supplies. Almost like a little way station on your climb
17:12 like a little way station on your climb
17:12 like a little way station on your climb up to Everest before you finally get to
17:14 up to Everest before you finally get to
17:14 up to Everest before you finally get to this, the actual Yeti Museum itself. By
17:16 this, the actual Yeti Museum itself. By
17:16 this, the actual Yeti Museum itself. By the way, what's up with that music? I
17:18 the way, what's up with that music? I
17:18 the way, what's up with that music? I don't think I've ever noticed music in
17:19 don't think I've ever noticed music in
17:19 don't think I've ever noticed music in this queue before. That was so loud. All
17:21 this queue before. That was so loud. All
17:21 this queue before. That was so loud. All right, we're in the Yeti Museum. That is
17:23 right, we're in the Yeti Museum. That is
17:23 right, we're in the Yeti Museum. That is one of my favorite pieces of art at Walt
17:25 one of my favorite pieces of art at Walt
17:25 one of my favorite pieces of art at Walt Disney World propwise. But then look at
17:28 Disney World propwise. But then look at
17:28 Disney World propwise. But then look at this. If you're into Bigfoot, you're
17:30 this. If you're into Bigfoot, you're
17:30 this. If you're into Bigfoot, you're into Yeti, crypto, zoologology, and
17:32 into Yeti, crypto, zoologology, and
17:32 into Yeti, crypto, zoologology, and legendary creatures. And once again,
17:34 legendary creatures. And once again,
17:34 legendary creatures. And once again, that museum curation team at
17:37 that museum curation team at
17:37 that museum curation team at Imagineering has your back. Look at the
17:40 Imagineering has your back. Look at the
17:40 Imagineering has your back. Look at the freaking theming in here. I mean, I
17:42 freaking theming in here. I mean, I
17:42 freaking theming in here. I mean, I can't tell what's a real piece of
17:44 can't tell what's a real piece of
17:44 can't tell what's a real piece of cultural material or what's something
17:46 cultural material or what's something
17:46 cultural material or what's something made up by Imagineering. It is that well
17:49 made up by Imagineering. It is that well
17:49 made up by Imagineering. It is that well blended together. that they have all
17:51 blended together. that they have all
17:51 blended together. that they have all kinds of climber supplies and photos of
17:53 kinds of climber supplies and photos of
17:53 kinds of climber supplies and photos of Yeti tracks and displays. Oo, and look
17:56 Yeti tracks and displays. Oo, and look
17:56 Yeti tracks and displays. Oo, and look at that Yeti right there. Here you have
17:57 at that Yeti right there. Here you have
17:57 at that Yeti right there. Here you have the display on the Mystery of the Lost
17:59 the display on the Mystery of the Lost
17:59 the display on the Mystery of the Lost Expedition. You got the ripped up tent
18:01 Expedition. You got the ripped up tent
18:01 Expedition. You got the ripped up tent and the materials found left behind from
18:04 and the materials found left behind from
18:04 and the materials found left behind from some climbers that were attacked. And
18:05 some climbers that were attacked. And
18:05 some climbers that were attacked. And look at their film when it was
18:06 look at their film when it was
18:06 look at their film when it was developed. Look at the size of that
18:09 developed. Look at the size of that
18:09 developed. Look at the size of that monster. Little faded forbidden mountain
18:11 monster. Little faded forbidden mountain
18:11 monster. Little faded forbidden mountain expedition of 1982. I just love the Yeti
18:13 expedition of 1982. I just love the Yeti
18:14 expedition of 1982. I just love the Yeti Museum. It's great to have a fast pass,
18:16 Museum. It's great to have a fast pass,
18:16 Museum. It's great to have a fast pass, but the unfortunate part is when you do,
18:18 but the unfortunate part is when you do,
18:18 but the unfortunate part is when you do, you don't get to see all of this. Oh,
18:19 you don't get to see all of this. Oh,
18:20 you don't get to see all of this. Oh, the Fastpass line has one of my favorite
18:21 the Fastpass line has one of my favorite
18:21 the Fastpass line has one of my favorite things. There's a random picture of Josh
18:23 things. There's a random picture of Josh
18:23 things. There's a random picture of Josh Gates. Wait, they've got one on this
18:24 Gates. Wait, they've got one on this
18:24 Gates. Wait, they've got one on this side, too. There he is. Hey, I'm It's
18:26 side, too. There he is. Hey, I'm It's
18:26 side, too. There he is. Hey, I'm It's me. I'm Josh Gates. It's time for an
18:28 me. I'm Josh Gates. It's time for an
18:28 me. I'm Josh Gates. It's time for an expedition into the unknown. Wa! Look at
18:30 expedition into the unknown. Wa! Look at
18:30 expedition into the unknown. Wa! Look at the size of that foot right there. The
18:32 the size of that foot right there. The
18:32 the size of that foot right there. The only foot in Disney World bigger than
18:33 only foot in Disney World bigger than
18:33 only foot in Disney World bigger than mine. Hey, size 14. You know what they
18:35 mine. Hey, size 14. You know what they
18:35 mine. Hey, size 14. You know what they say about guys with big feet. It's very
18:37 say about guys with big feet. It's very
18:37 say about guys with big feet. It's very hard for them to find shoes and Crocs.
18:39 hard for them to find shoes and Crocs.
18:40 hard for them to find shoes and Crocs. Looking for Crocs just in case it
18:41 Looking for Crocs just in case it
18:41 Looking for Crocs just in case it rained. I've never worn Crocs. Just to
18:42 rained. I've never worn Crocs. Just to
18:42 rained. I've never worn Crocs. Just to try one on. They don't have size 14s at
18:45 try one on. They don't have size 14s at
18:45 try one on. They don't have size 14s at the Magic Kingdom, dude. Holy crap. This
18:47 the Magic Kingdom, dude. Holy crap. This
18:47 the Magic Kingdom, dude. Holy crap. This is a freaking walk-on. This is awesome,
18:49 is a freaking walk-on. This is awesome,
18:49 is a freaking walk-on. This is awesome, dude. By the time we got that memory
18:50 dude. By the time we got that memory
18:50 dude. By the time we got that memory car, we may have only had basically an
18:52 car, we may have only had basically an
18:52 car, we may have only had basically an hour and 45 minutes to experience Animal
18:54 hour and 45 minutes to experience Animal
18:54 hour and 45 minutes to experience Animal Kingdom. They sure made it easy to do
18:57 Kingdom. They sure made it easy to do
18:57 Kingdom. They sure made it easy to do everything we wanted to do today. The
18:59 everything we wanted to do today. The
18:59 everything we wanted to do today. The crowds are non-existent. I'm guessing
19:01 crowds are non-existent. I'm guessing
19:02 crowds are non-existent. I'm guessing because of the heat. All right, here we
19:03 because of the heat. All right, here we
19:04 because of the heat. All right, here we go. For the messy hair, we're on our way
19:06 go. For the messy hair, we're on our way
19:06 go. For the messy hair, we're on our way up to the Forbidden Mountains. This is
19:08 up to the Forbidden Mountains. This is
19:08 up to the Forbidden Mountains. This is what I'm talking about about thating. I
19:10 what I'm talking about about thating. I
19:10 what I'm talking about about thating. I love it in this little temple. I always
19:11 love it in this little temple. I always
19:12 love it in this little temple. I always want to get out and explore it. I don't
19:13 want to get out and explore it. I don't
19:13 want to get out and explore it. I don't think that'd be a very good idea. I
19:15 think that'd be a very good idea. I
19:15 think that'd be a very good idea. I don't think Disney would appreciate that
19:16 don't think Disney would appreciate that
19:16 don't think Disney would appreciate that very much. I just always want to look at
19:19 very much. I just always want to look at
19:19 very much. I just always want to look at that mural. Oh my gosh. I can see
19:22 that mural. Oh my gosh. I can see
19:22 that mural. Oh my gosh. I can see Hollywood from here. Woo! Hello, pretty
19:25 Hollywood from here. Woo! Hello, pretty
19:26 Hollywood from here. Woo! Hello, pretty little mountain
19:27 little mountain
19:27 little mountain climber. This is the best, most
19:29 climber. This is the best, most
19:29 climber. This is the best, most legendary thing. I remember when this
19:31 legendary thing. I remember when this
19:31 legendary thing. I remember when this opened up, seeing footage of this on
19:33 opened up, seeing footage of this on
19:33 opened up, seeing footage of this on like the Disney Channel or something and
19:35 like the Disney Channel or something and
19:35 like the Disney Channel or something and being like, "Wait a minute, the track is
19:37 being like, "Wait a minute, the track is
19:37 being like, "Wait a minute, the track is broken." And then you got to go
19:40 broken." And then you got to go
19:40 broken." And then you got to go backwards. What kind of witchcraft is
19:42 backwards. What kind of witchcraft is
19:42 backwards. What kind of witchcraft is this?
19:49 Oh, I just love that they did that. I
19:49 Oh, I just love that they did that. I love that they put a new twist on the
19:51 love that they put a new twist on the
19:51 love that they put a new twist on the old roller coaster experience. Hey, a
19:53 old roller coaster experience. Hey, a
19:53 old roller coaster experience. Hey, a fun random land fact. This is the exact
19:55 fun random land fact. This is the exact
19:55 fun random land fact. This is the exact spot I first came up with. It's
19:57 spot I first came up with. It's
19:58 spot I first came up with. It's everybody's
20:11 on. I'm getting dizzy. Oh, into the
20:11 on. I'm getting dizzy. Oh, into the mountain. And here she
20:14 mountain. And here she
20:14 mountain. And here she comes. Disco Yeti. Can you see it?
20:18 comes. Disco Yeti. Can you see it?
20:18 comes. Disco Yeti. Can you see it? That's okay. No one else can either.
20:22 That's okay. No one else can either.
20:22 That's okay. No one else can either. Woo. You can tell if that growling was
20:25 Woo. You can tell if that growling was
20:25 Woo. You can tell if that growling was the Yeti or my stomach rumbling. I'm
20:27 the Yeti or my stomach rumbling. I'm
20:27 the Yeti or my stomach rumbling. I'm hungry. Ooh, I like that little bit of
20:29 hungry. Ooh, I like that little bit of
20:29 hungry. Ooh, I like that little bit of mist there from the waterfall at the
20:31 mist there from the waterfall at the
20:31 mist there from the waterfall at the end. The waterfall's actually working.
20:32 end. The waterfall's actually working.
20:32 end. The waterfall's actually working. And the wind was blowing it right in our
20:35 And the wind was blowing it right in our
20:35 And the wind was blowing it right in our favor. Oh, another dog with shoes. I
20:38 favor. Oh, another dog with shoes. I
20:38 favor. Oh, another dog with shoes. I love seeing dogs with shoes for some
20:39 love seeing dogs with shoes for some
20:40 love seeing dogs with shoes for some reason. All right, got to tap tap
20:41 reason. All right, got to tap tap
20:41 reason. All right, got to tap tap taparoo and get that fun pick. Oh, look
20:43 taparoo and get that fun pick. Oh, look
20:43 taparoo and get that fun pick. Oh, look at it. What a fun one. You always look
20:46 at it. What a fun one. You always look
20:46 at it. What a fun one. You always look so adorable and I always look like that
20:47 so adorable and I always look like that
20:47 so adorable and I always look like that yeti in there. Of course, famously, for
20:49 yeti in there. Of course, famously, for
20:49 yeti in there. Of course, famously, for those of you who are not Walt Disney
20:50 those of you who are not Walt Disney
20:50 those of you who are not Walt Disney World experts, the yeti inside of that
20:52 World experts, the yeti inside of that
20:52 World experts, the yeti inside of that mountain was a fully functional
20:54 mountain was a fully functional
20:54 mountain was a fully functional animatronic, but it broke down early on
20:56 animatronic, but it broke down early on
20:56 animatronic, but it broke down early on in Expedition Everest existence. And the
20:59 in Expedition Everest existence. And the
20:59 in Expedition Everest existence. And the animatronic figure was so large they
21:01 animatronic figure was so large they
21:01 animatronic figure was so large they actually built the mountain around it.
21:03 actually built the mountain around it.
21:03 actually built the mountain around it. So when it broke down, supposedly
21:05 So when it broke down, supposedly
21:05 So when it broke down, supposedly there'd be no way of getting it out to
21:07 there'd be no way of getting it out to
21:07 there'd be no way of getting it out to fix it without ripping the whole
21:09 fix it without ripping the whole
21:09 fix it without ripping the whole mountain down around it. That's why it
21:11 mountain down around it. That's why it
21:11 mountain down around it. That's why it no longer moves and instead they just
21:13 no longer moves and instead they just
21:13 no longer moves and instead they just put sort of a flashing light in there to
21:15 put sort of a flashing light in there to
21:16 put sort of a flashing light in there to give it the illusion of motion. Hence
21:17 give it the illusion of motion. Hence
21:17 give it the illusion of motion. Hence the nickname Disco Yeti. All right, the
21:20 the nickname Disco Yeti. All right, the
21:20 the nickname Disco Yeti. All right, the park closes in 10 minutes. So you know
21:21 park closes in 10 minutes. So you know
21:21 park closes in 10 minutes. So you know what? We're actually going to do it
21:22 what? We're actually going to do it
21:22 what? We're actually going to do it again because that wasn't even 10
21:24 again because that wasn't even 10
21:24 again because that wasn't even 10 minutes or 5 minutes as it says now.
21:26 minutes or 5 minutes as it says now.
21:26 minutes or 5 minutes as it says now. That was a walk-on. Oh, heck yeah, man.
21:27 That was a walk-on. Oh, heck yeah, man.
21:27 That was a walk-on. Oh, heck yeah, man. When the line is this short, man, you
21:29 When the line is this short, man, you
21:29 When the line is this short, man, you got to do it, man. You got to go on an
21:30 got to do it, man. You got to go on an
21:30 got to do it, man. You got to go on an expedition. Actually, Ally was in
21:31 expedition. Actually, Ally was in
21:32 expedition. Actually, Ally was in Disneyland one time and saw Josh Gates,
21:33 Disneyland one time and saw Josh Gates,
21:33 Disneyland one time and saw Josh Gates, but I was here at Disney World. I was
21:34 but I was here at Disney World. I was
21:34 but I was here at Disney World. I was like, "Oh, yeah. Talk to him." Makes a
21:36 like, "Oh, yeah. Talk to him." Makes a
21:36 like, "Oh, yeah. Talk to him." Makes a lot of the same dad jokes that I make. I
21:38 lot of the same dad jokes that I make. I
21:38 lot of the same dad jokes that I make. I always wonder, has he seen random land
21:40 always wonder, has he seen random land
21:40 always wonder, has he seen random land before or are we just kindred spirits
21:42 before or are we just kindred spirits
21:42 before or are we just kindred spirits separated at birth? All right, here we
21:44 separated at birth? All right, here we
21:44 separated at birth? All right, here we go again. All the
21:45 go again. All the
21:45 go again. All the vampires living in
22:10 yet. What a fun one. Woo. The most fun
22:10 yet. What a fun one. Woo. The most fun I've ever had with Yeti. Who knew
22:12 I've ever had with Yeti. Who knew
22:12 I've ever had with Yeti. Who knew cryptozoolology could be this much fun?
22:14 cryptozoolology could be this much fun?
22:14 cryptozoolology could be this much fun? Okay, and fun pick number two. Ally
22:17 Okay, and fun pick number two. Ally
22:17 Okay, and fun pick number two. Ally looks so cute. How do you do it? You
22:19 looks so cute. How do you do it? You
22:19 looks so cute. How do you do it? You always look like a little princess.
22:20 always look like a little princess.
22:20 always look like a little princess. That's cuz you are a little princess. A
22:22 That's cuz you are a little princess. A
22:22 That's cuz you are a little princess. A very little princess. Remember what I
22:24 very little princess. Remember what I
22:24 very little princess. Remember what I was saying about little details that you
22:25 was saying about little details that you
22:25 was saying about little details that you never noticed before? Like look at that.
22:27 never noticed before? Like look at that.
22:27 never noticed before? Like look at that. Who's the decorator of this molar roam?
22:29 Who's the decorator of this molar roam?
22:30 Who's the decorator of this molar roam? All I know the park is closing in
22:31 All I know the park is closing in
22:31 All I know the park is closing in literally like 5 minutes. I'm so tired.
22:33 literally like 5 minutes. I'm so tired.
22:33 literally like 5 minutes. I'm so tired. I got to lay down and take a nap. Hey,
22:34 I got to lay down and take a nap. Hey,
22:34 I got to lay down and take a nap. Hey, please don't try to sleep here. What?
22:36 please don't try to sleep here. What?
22:36 please don't try to sleep here. What? What are you talking about? I can sleep
22:37 What are you talking about? I can sleep
22:37 What are you talking about? I can sleep wherever I Oh, okay. Well, I guess if
22:40 wherever I Oh, okay. Well, I guess if
22:40 wherever I Oh, okay. Well, I guess if I'm going to sleep, I might as well do
22:41 I'm going to sleep, I might as well do
22:41 I'm going to sleep, I might as well do it back at the hotel. Speaking of which,
22:43 it back at the hotel. Speaking of which,
22:43 it back at the hotel. Speaking of which, it's been so hot this trip that is never
22:44 it's been so hot this trip that is never
22:44 it's been so hot this trip that is never nude and is completely anti- taking off
22:47 nude and is completely anti- taking off
22:47 nude and is completely anti- taking off my shirt as I am. I even I have actually
22:50 my shirt as I am. I even I have actually
22:50 my shirt as I am. I even I have actually gone in the pool with Ally at least once
22:53 gone in the pool with Ally at least once
22:53 gone in the pool with Ally at least once a day, only for like 10 minutes at a
22:54 a day, only for like 10 minutes at a
22:54 a day, only for like 10 minutes at a time. That's about as much as I can
22:55 time. That's about as much as I can
22:55 time. That's about as much as I can stand, but that's how hot it is. Like I
22:57 stand, but that's how hot it is. Like I
22:57 stand, but that's how hot it is. Like I said, this is the hottest of the four
22:59 said, this is the hottest of the four
22:59 said, this is the hottest of the four parks. Everybody sort of universally
23:00 parks. Everybody sort of universally
23:00 parks. Everybody sort of universally agrees on that. I don't know how busy it
23:02 agrees on that. I don't know how busy it
23:02 agrees on that. I don't know how busy it was this morning, but maybe that's why
23:03 was this morning, but maybe that's why
23:03 was this morning, but maybe that's why there's like nobody out here now. So few
23:05 there's like nobody out here now. So few
23:06 there's like nobody out here now. So few people, in fact, that there was no one
23:07 people, in fact, that there was no one
23:07 people, in fact, that there was no one around the photo pass photographer. We
23:08 around the photo pass photographer. We
23:08 around the photo pass photographer. We did a whole little fun photo shoot
23:10 did a whole little fun photo shoot
23:10 did a whole little fun photo shoot together. Just don't tell Ally I showed
23:12 together. Just don't tell Ally I showed
23:12 together. Just don't tell Ally I showed you those pictures cuz her hair was
23:13 you those pictures cuz her hair was
23:13 you those pictures cuz her hair was still messed up from the ride and she
23:14 still messed up from the ride and she
23:14 still messed up from the ride and she hates that. She likes to stay
23:16 hates that. She likes to stay
23:16 hates that. She likes to stay practically perfect in every way. When
23:18 practically perfect in every way. When
23:18 practically perfect in every way. When will she learn she's already perfect and
23:20 will she learn she's already perfect and
23:20 will she learn she's already perfect and there's nothing she can do to mess that
23:22 there's nothing she can do to mess that
23:22 there's nothing she can do to mess that up. All right. Well, the park's closed.
23:24 up. All right. Well, the park's closed.
23:24 up. All right. Well, the park's closed. We have no time for Africa today.
23:26 We have no time for Africa today.
23:26 We have no time for Africa today. Although, maybe while Ally is getting
23:27 Although, maybe while Ally is getting
23:27 Although, maybe while Ally is getting ready tomorrow morning, I'll have time
23:28 ready tomorrow morning, I'll have time
23:28 ready tomorrow morning, I'll have time to dip over. I'm not sure yet. Other
23:30 to dip over. I'm not sure yet. Other
23:30 to dip over. I'm not sure yet. Other than opening day of Epic Universe, if
23:32 than opening day of Epic Universe, if
23:32 than opening day of Epic Universe, if the weirdo tickets my friend Mig
23:34 the weirdo tickets my friend Mig
23:34 the weirdo tickets my friend Mig convinced me to buy work, we have
23:35 convinced me to buy work, we have
23:35 convinced me to buy work, we have basically no plans this time. It's all
23:38 basically no plans this time. It's all
23:38 basically no plans this time. It's all just completely random. Anyway, I don't
23:40 just completely random. Anyway, I don't
23:40 just completely random. Anyway, I don't think we did too bad for the limited
23:42 think we did too bad for the limited
23:42 think we did too bad for the limited amount of time we had. There was a shirt
23:43 amount of time we had. There was a shirt
23:43 amount of time we had. There was a shirt disaster. Had to buy this swanky
23:45 disaster. Had to buy this swanky
23:45 disaster. Had to buy this swanky Roosevelt shirt over there. There was a
23:47 Roosevelt shirt over there. There was a
23:47 Roosevelt shirt over there. There was a camera memory card disaster. We were
23:48 camera memory card disaster. We were
23:48 camera memory card disaster. We were attacked by dinosaurs and Josh Gates.
23:51 attacked by dinosaurs and Josh Gates.
23:51 attacked by dinosaurs and Josh Gates. And yet, we survived. You know what,
23:52 And yet, we survived. You know what,
23:52 And yet, we survived. You know what, Ally? I think we've done our duty. And I
23:55 Ally? I think we've done our duty. And I
23:55 Ally? I think we've done our duty. And I rarely do this, guys. Guys, I mean, in
23:56 rarely do this, guys. Guys, I mean, in
23:56 rarely do this, guys. Guys, I mean, in the past several hundred videos, I maybe
23:59 the past several hundred videos, I maybe
23:59 the past several hundred videos, I maybe said this about 10 times. But if you
24:01 said this about 10 times. But if you
24:01 said this about 10 times. But if you like these adventures and you'd like to
24:02 like these adventures and you'd like to
24:02 like these adventures and you'd like to support one of the oldest shows of its
24:04 support one of the oldest shows of its
24:04 support one of the oldest shows of its kind on YouTube, you know, if you're
24:06 kind on YouTube, you know, if you're
24:06 kind on YouTube, you know, if you're getting value from these episodes and
24:08 getting value from these episodes and
24:08 getting value from these episodes and you want to help us make more of them,
24:09 you want to help us make more of them,
24:09 you want to help us make more of them, then please consider joining our
24:11 then please consider joining our
24:11 then please consider joining our Patreon. But even still, even if all you
24:13 Patreon. But even still, even if all you
24:13 Patreon. But even still, even if all you can do is like and share, especially
24:15 can do is like and share, especially
24:15 can do is like and share, especially sharing these videos with a friend you
24:17 sharing these videos with a friend you
24:17 sharing these videos with a friend you think will like them, then you'll have
24:18 think will like them, then you'll have
24:18 think will like them, then you'll have done more to pay me back than you can
24:19 done more to pay me back than you can
24:20 done more to pay me back than you can ever know. And you'll have done your
24:22 ever know. And you'll have done your
24:22 ever know. And you'll have done your duty too, which means you can go home
24:25 duty too, which means you can go home
24:25 duty too, which means you can go home and sleep well.
25:03 All right. Normally at the end here,
25:03 All right. Normally at the end here, this is where the mistakes go. Things
25:04 this is where the mistakes go. Things
25:04 this is where the mistakes go. Things like this in which it's been so hot this
25:07 like this in which it's been so hot this
25:07 like this in which it's been so hot this tree tree. But actually this time I have
25:09 tree tree. But actually this time I have
25:09 tree tree. But actually this time I have a serious question for you guys. When I
25:10 a serious question for you guys. When I
25:10 a serious question for you guys. When I first came up with the random land logo,
25:11 first came up with the random land logo,
25:11 first came up with the random land logo, I cannot tell you how random and how
25:13 I cannot tell you how random and how
25:13 I cannot tell you how random and how quickly it was done, I was like, I I
25:15 quickly it was done, I was like, I I
25:15 quickly it was done, I was like, I I need something here really quick. Bam.
25:17 need something here really quick. Bam.
25:17 need something here really quick. Bam. And uh then it dawned on me over the
25:19 And uh then it dawned on me over the
25:19 And uh then it dawned on me over the years that while a lot of people have
25:20 years that while a lot of people have
25:20 years that while a lot of people have access to that font, I mean, I paid a
25:21 access to that font, I mean, I paid a
25:21 access to that font, I mean, I paid a license for it. It's legit. But a lot of
25:23 license for it. It's legit. But a lot of
25:23 license for it. It's legit. But a lot of people use that same font for all kinds
25:25 people use that same font for all kinds
25:25 people use that same font for all kinds of restaurants, different things like
25:26 of restaurants, different things like
25:26 of restaurants, different things like that. So over time, we changed it a
25:28 that. So over time, we changed it a
25:28 that. So over time, we changed it a little bit and this logo changed to look
25:31 little bit and this logo changed to look
25:31 little bit and this logo changed to look like this. But now time has gone on and
25:34 like this. But now time has gone on and
25:34 like this. But now time has gone on and I kind of drew up a new one which looks
25:36 I kind of drew up a new one which looks
25:36 I kind of drew up a new one which looks like this. I kind of like it, but I want
25:39 like this. I kind of like it, but I want
25:39 like this. I kind of like it, but I want to know what you guys think. What do you
25:40 to know what you guys think. What do you
25:40 to know what you guys think. What do you think? Number one, number two, number
25:42 think? Number one, number two, number
25:42 think? Number one, number two, number three. Is it a natural evolution? You
25:44 three. Is it a natural evolution? You
25:44 three. Is it a natural evolution? You like number three? Is it good? Go with
25:46 like number three? Is it good? Go with
25:46 like number three? Is it good? Go with it. Use it for a while. See what
25:47 it. Use it for a while. See what
25:47 it. Use it for a while. See what happens. Make a new fun t-shirt or like
25:50 happens. Make a new fun t-shirt or like
25:50 happens. Make a new fun t-shirt or like m That's not it. As the kids say, let me
25:53 m That's not it. As the kids say, let me
25:54 m That's not it. As the kids say, let me know in the comments. See you next time.
25:55 know in the comments. See you next time.
25:55 know in the comments. See you next time. She likes to stay practically perfect in
25:57 She likes to stay practically perfect in
25:57 She likes to stay practically perfect in every way. Look at this little bird. Oh,
26:00 every way. Look at this little bird. Oh,
26:00 every way. Look at this little bird. Oh, he could fly.