The WEIRDEST Ride at Walt Disney World is going extinct....
In this sweltering Randomland adventure, we head into Disney’s Animal Kingdom during a brutal heat wave and stumble into a series of blunders before winding up in DINOLAND U.S.A. for a look at the latest construction on Tropical Americas and the rumored Indiana Jones ride set to replace DINOSAUR—the weirdest ride at Walt Disney World. After that, it’s a walk-on to Expedition Everest and an exploration of the mysterious Yeti museum. From prehistoric chaos to melting in the Florida sun, it’s a full-blown adventure.
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Transcript
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Welcome to the jungle. We're back at
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Welcome to the jungle. We're back at Walt Disney World. It's the hottest,
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Walt Disney World. It's the hottest,
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Walt Disney World. It's the hottest, jungliest park of them all. You guessed
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jungliest park of them all. You guessed
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jungliest park of them all. You guessed it. We're back at Disney's Animal
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it. We're back at Disney's Animal
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it. We're back at Disney's Animal Kingdom. And yes, I'm wearing a very
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Kingdom. And yes, I'm wearing a very
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Kingdom. And yes, I'm wearing a very blue shirt. Believe it or not, that's
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blue shirt. Believe it or not, that's
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blue shirt. Believe it or not, that's only one of several very weird things
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only one of several very weird things
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only one of several very weird things going on today, but we'll talk about
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going on today, but we'll talk about
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going on today, but we'll talk about that later. There's no time right now.
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that later. There's no time right now.
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that later. There's no time right now. No trip to Walt Disney World would feel
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No trip to Walt Disney World would feel
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No trip to Walt Disney World would feel complete for me without coming to Animal
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complete for me without coming to Animal
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complete for me without coming to Animal Kingdom. And yet, it closes at 6:00 p.m.
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Kingdom. And yet, it closes at 6:00 p.m.
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Kingdom. And yet, it closes at 6:00 p.m. It's already well past 4:00. So, as you
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It's already well past 4:00. So, as you
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It's already well past 4:00. So, as you can see, we don't have a lot of time to
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can see, we don't have a lot of time to
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can see, we don't have a lot of time to lose. It is about 100,000 billion
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lose. It is about 100,000 billion
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lose. It is about 100,000 billion degrees in Orlando right now. We've
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degrees in Orlando right now. We've
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degrees in Orlando right now. We've already seen two people faint in this
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already seen two people faint in this
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already seen two people faint in this park so far. That's on top of seeing
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park so far. That's on top of seeing
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park so far. That's on top of seeing three people pass out yesterday. So,
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three people pass out yesterday. So,
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three people pass out yesterday. So, maybe it's for the best that we get a
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maybe it's for the best that we get a
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maybe it's for the best that we get a move on and keep it snappy so that we
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move on and keep it snappy so that we
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move on and keep it snappy so that we don't become additional heat victims.
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don't become additional heat victims.
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don't become additional heat victims. And we have got to start with Dino Land
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And we have got to start with Dino Land
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And we have got to start with Dino Land USA. So far, this is my third trip to
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USA. So far, this is my third trip to
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USA. So far, this is my third trip to Walt Disney World in 2025. And even
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Walt Disney World in 2025. And even
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Walt Disney World in 2025. And even though they've all only been about a
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though they've all only been about a
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though they've all only been about a month apart from each other, every time
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month apart from each other, every time
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month apart from each other, every time I come back, it seems like there's some
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I come back, it seems like there's some
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I come back, it seems like there's some Jurassic change. That is because, if you
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Jurassic change. That is because, if you
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Jurassic change. That is because, if you haven't heard, Dinoand USA is going
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haven't heard, Dinoand USA is going
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haven't heard, Dinoand USA is going extinct. They're in the countdown to
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extinct. They're in the countdown to
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extinct. They're in the countdown to extinction right now. Half of the land
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extinction right now. Half of the land
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extinction right now. Half of the land has basically already been demolished.
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has basically already been demolished.
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has basically already been demolished. And soon, Dinoand USA will become
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And soon, Dinoand USA will become
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And soon, Dinoand USA will become Tropical Americas here at Animal
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Tropical Americas here at Animal
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Tropical Americas here at Animal Kingdom. This whole area here was once a
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Kingdom. This whole area here was once a
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Kingdom. This whole area here was once a sort of carnival, Chester, and Hester's
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sort of carnival, Chester, and Hester's
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sort of carnival, Chester, and Hester's part of Dinoand USA. Look at that. It's
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part of Dinoand USA. Look at that. It's
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part of Dinoand USA. Look at that. It's going to have an Encanto theme. And then
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going to have an Encanto theme. And then
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going to have an Encanto theme. And then over here where Dinosaur the ride is
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over here where Dinosaur the ride is
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over here where Dinosaur the ride is currently still existing, that right
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currently still existing, that right
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currently still existing, that right there is being transformed into a new
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there is being transformed into a new
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there is being transformed into a new Indiana Jones ride. And as many great
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Indiana Jones ride. And as many great
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Indiana Jones ride. And as many great Dino Land USA memories as I have, this
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Dino Land USA memories as I have, this
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Dino Land USA memories as I have, this is an amazing change and I cannot wait
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is an amazing change and I cannot wait
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is an amazing change and I cannot wait to get on that ride. Sort of difficult
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to get on that ride. Sort of difficult
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to get on that ride. Sort of difficult to tell from here, but all of the
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to tell from here, but all of the
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to tell from here, but all of the remaining bits of Chester and Hers and
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remaining bits of Chester and Hers and
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remaining bits of Chester and Hers and the whole half of Dinoand USA over there
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the whole half of Dinoand USA over there
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the whole half of Dinoand USA over there has completely disappeared. All that's
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has completely disappeared. All that's
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has completely disappeared. All that's left is a little bit of the souvenir
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left is a little bit of the souvenir
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left is a little bit of the souvenir shop over here just because I assume
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shop over here just because I assume
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shop over here just because I assume they're going to repurpose that building
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they're going to repurpose that building
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they're going to repurpose that building and the original gas station. I say
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and the original gas station. I say
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and the original gas station. I say original because in the sort of inorld
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original because in the sort of inorld
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original because in the sort of inorld theming of Chester and Hers, the idea
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theming of Chester and Hers, the idea
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theming of Chester and Hers, the idea was that they own this gas station here.
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was that they own this gas station here.
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was that they own this gas station here. And then when the paleontologist came
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And then when the paleontologist came
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And then when the paleontologist came and started digging up dinosaurs out
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and started digging up dinosaurs out
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and started digging up dinosaurs out here, they saw an opportunity to
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here, they saw an opportunity to
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here, they saw an opportunity to capitalize on that and then built the
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capitalize on that and then built the
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capitalize on that and then built the whole hokey theme park attractions
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whole hokey theme park attractions
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whole hokey theme park attractions across the street. Restaurantosaurus is
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across the street. Restaurantosaurus is
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across the street. Restaurantosaurus is still here. That's unaffected. But all
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still here. That's unaffected. But all
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still here. That's unaffected. But all the animals that were in the land have
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the animals that were in the land have
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the animals that were in the land have been rehomed, including that big old
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been rehomed, including that big old
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been rehomed, including that big old crocodile that was here for what felt
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crocodile that was here for what felt
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crocodile that was here for what felt like decades. Like I said, Dinosaur the
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like decades. Like I said, Dinosaur the
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like decades. Like I said, Dinosaur the Ride is still open, at least for the
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Ride is still open, at least for the
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Ride is still open, at least for the moment. But it, too, is going to go
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moment. But it, too, is going to go
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moment. But it, too, is going to go extinct, supposedly set to close
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extinct, supposedly set to close
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extinct, supposedly set to close sometime in 2026, and then they'll begin
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sometime in 2026, and then they'll begin
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sometime in 2026, and then they'll begin that Indiana Jones transformation in
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that Indiana Jones transformation in
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that Indiana Jones transformation in earnest. So, as you can see, it's kind
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earnest. So, as you can see, it's kind
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earnest. So, as you can see, it's kind of strange out here right now. And even
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of strange out here right now. And even
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of strange out here right now. And even though I was just out here in Dino Land
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though I was just out here in Dino Land
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though I was just out here in Dino Land USA a month ago, I had to come back cuz
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USA a month ago, I had to come back cuz
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USA a month ago, I had to come back cuz it's just sort of weird being in this
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it's just sort of weird being in this
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it's just sort of weird being in this like half land, sort of half closed,
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like half land, sort of half closed,
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like half land, sort of half closed, half open, some parts of it feel like uh
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half open, some parts of it feel like uh
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half open, some parts of it feel like uh you're headed to the back rooms or
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you're headed to the back rooms or
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you're headed to the back rooms or something. I don't know. It's
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something. I don't know. It's
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something. I don't know. It's interesting that Disney experimented
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interesting that Disney experimented
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interesting that Disney experimented with a dinosaur themed attraction at all
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with a dinosaur themed attraction at all
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with a dinosaur themed attraction at all in the first place, you know? I mean, I
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in the first place, you know? I mean, I
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in the first place, you know? I mean, I guess the park opened in 1998. Jurassic
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guess the park opened in 1998. Jurassic
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guess the park opened in 1998. Jurassic Park was all the rage, but dinosaur
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Park was all the rage, but dinosaur
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Park was all the rage, but dinosaur attractions are kind of a dime a dozen
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attractions are kind of a dime a dozen
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attractions are kind of a dime a dozen across the country, or they used to be.
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across the country, or they used to be.
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across the country, or they used to be. And it's interesting, the Dino Land USA
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And it's interesting, the Dino Land USA
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And it's interesting, the Dino Land USA itself will be extinct soon. What the
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itself will be extinct soon. What the
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itself will be extinct soon. What the heck is that? Dinosaur poop. It'll just
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heck is that? Dinosaur poop. It'll just
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heck is that? Dinosaur poop. It'll just be this weird part of forgotten Disney
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be this weird part of forgotten Disney
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be this weird part of forgotten Disney history one day. Much like the dinosaurs
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history one day. Much like the dinosaurs
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history one day. Much like the dinosaurs themselves, except as old as I am, I
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themselves, except as old as I am, I
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themselves, except as old as I am, I wasn't around when dinosaurs roamed the
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wasn't around when dinosaurs roamed the
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wasn't around when dinosaurs roamed the Earth. I will be able to say I was
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Earth. I will be able to say I was
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Earth. I will be able to say I was around when dinosaurs roamed Walt Disney
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around when dinosaurs roamed Walt Disney
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around when dinosaurs roamed Walt Disney World. So strange. All right. Well,
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World. So strange. All right. Well,
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World. So strange. All right. Well, speaking of Dinosaur, the ride, it's
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speaking of Dinosaur, the ride, it's
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speaking of Dinosaur, the ride, it's about time we climbed aboard. Like I
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about time we climbed aboard. Like I
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about time we climbed aboard. Like I said, I love this land. I love this
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said, I love this land. I love this
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said, I love this land. I love this whole theme in this area. Very '90s.
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whole theme in this area. Very '90s.
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whole theme in this area. Very '90s. Totally something that makes me feel
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Totally something that makes me feel
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Totally something that makes me feel like a kid when I see it. I never came
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like a kid when I see it. I never came
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like a kid when I see it. I never came here as a child. But even better, I have
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here as a child. But even better, I have
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here as a child. But even better, I have memories of bringing my son here when he
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memories of bringing my son here when he
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memories of bringing my son here when he was little. He loved Dino Land. And yet,
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was little. He loved Dino Land. And yet,
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was little. He loved Dino Land. And yet, having said all that, this is one change
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having said all that, this is one change
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having said all that, this is one change that makes total sense here at Walt
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that makes total sense here at Walt
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that makes total sense here at Walt Disney World. And I cannot wait to see
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Disney World. And I cannot wait to see
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Disney World. And I cannot wait to see this place when the transformation is
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this place when the transformation is
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this place when the transformation is complete. Dude, one day we're going to
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complete. Dude, one day we're going to
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complete. Dude, one day we're going to be standing out here looking at a temple
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be standing out here looking at a temple
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be standing out here looking at a temple for an Indiana Jones ride. And it
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for an Indiana Jones ride. And it
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for an Indiana Jones ride. And it doesn't get much more exciting than
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doesn't get much more exciting than
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doesn't get much more exciting than that. Dude, I can't believe the line is
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that. Dude, I can't believe the line is
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that. Dude, I can't believe the line is only 15 minutes long. I would have
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only 15 minutes long. I would have
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only 15 minutes long. I would have thought people would have been queued up
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thought people would have been queued up
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thought people would have been queued up for hours just to get into this sweet
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for hours just to get into this sweet
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for hours just to get into this sweet air conditioning. Oh, look at that.
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air conditioning. Oh, look at that.
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air conditioning. Oh, look at that. Allie's got her fan on no matter what.
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Allie's got her fan on no matter what.
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Allie's got her fan on no matter what. Oh, look at all these relics right here.
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Oh, look at all these relics right here.
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Oh, look at all these relics right here. You know, a lot of these are real
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You know, a lot of these are real
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You know, a lot of these are real fossils. They actually have a curation
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fossils. They actually have a curation
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fossils. They actually have a curation team, like a museum certified curation
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team, like a museum certified curation
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team, like a museum certified curation team at Imagineering, whose full-time
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team at Imagineering, whose full-time
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team at Imagineering, whose full-time job is sort of curating all the
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job is sort of curating all the
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job is sort of curating all the different displays and museum areas of
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different displays and museum areas of
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different displays and museum areas of not just Animal Kingdom, but all of Walt
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not just Animal Kingdom, but all of Walt
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not just Animal Kingdom, but all of Walt Disney World, like the Animal Kingdom
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Disney World, like the Animal Kingdom
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Disney World, like the Animal Kingdom Lodge. It's got artifacts from Africa in
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Lodge. It's got artifacts from Africa in
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Lodge. It's got artifacts from Africa in here. These are real fossils, just like
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here. These are real fossils, just like
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here. These are real fossils, just like me and all my other friends born in the
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me and all my other friends born in the
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me and all my other friends born in the 20th century. They actually take these
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20th century. They actually take these
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20th century. They actually take these exhibits in here very seriously. They
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exhibits in here very seriously. They
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exhibits in here very seriously. They have professionals to curate them. So
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have professionals to curate them. So
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have professionals to curate them. So basically, the line for dinosaur has
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basically, the line for dinosaur has
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basically, the line for dinosaur has always been a legit dinosaur museum. I
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always been a legit dinosaur museum. I
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always been a legit dinosaur museum. I mean, look at all these actual fossils
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mean, look at all these actual fossils
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mean, look at all these actual fossils and replica skeletons. Then let's not
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and replica skeletons. Then let's not
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and replica skeletons. Then let's not forget about this room with the huge
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forget about this room with the huge
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forget about this room with the huge skeleton of the Carnotaurus explaining
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skeleton of the Carnotaurus explaining
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skeleton of the Carnotaurus explaining how dinosaurs went extinct and including
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how dinosaurs went extinct and including
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how dinosaurs went extinct and including the voice of Bill Nye the Science Guy
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the voice of Bill Nye the Science Guy
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the voice of Bill Nye the Science Guy himself. The ultimate science authority
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himself. The ultimate science authority
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himself. The ultimate science authority to kids of the '9s. I don't think
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to kids of the '9s. I don't think
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to kids of the '9s. I don't think Carnotaurus was a real dinosaur, was it?
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Carnotaurus was a real dinosaur, was it?
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Carnotaurus was a real dinosaur, was it? I always thought that was an invention
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I always thought that was an invention
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I always thought that was an invention of Disney for this ride over here. So, I
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of Disney for this ride over here. So, I
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of Disney for this ride over here. So, I wonder what happens to the giant
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wonder what happens to the giant
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wonder what happens to the giant Carnotaurus skeleton when this ride is
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Carnotaurus skeleton when this ride is
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Carnotaurus skeleton when this ride is closed. The line is moving too fast to
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closed. The line is moving too fast to
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closed. The line is moving too fast to see the pre-show right now, but you can
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see the pre-show right now, but you can
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see the pre-show right now, but you can see the little asteroid comes along like
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see the little asteroid comes along like
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see the little asteroid comes along like a little light comes down that tube and
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a little light comes down that tube and
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a little light comes down that tube and hits the earth. Kaboom, extinction. And
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hits the earth. Kaboom, extinction. And
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hits the earth. Kaboom, extinction. And then once again, look at that. Look
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then once again, look at that. Look
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then once again, look at that. Look there in the rock. Those are real
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there in the rock. Those are real
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there in the rock. Those are real fossils there. All right, I've been
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fossils there. All right, I've been
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fossils there. All right, I've been informed by a cast member. Carnotaurus
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informed by a cast member. Carnotaurus
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informed by a cast member. Carnotaurus is a real dinosaur. This is just a
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is a real dinosaur. This is just a
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is a real dinosaur. This is just a replica obviously, but it did actually
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replica obviously, but it did actually
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replica obviously, but it did actually exist. I never knew that. I thought
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exist. I never knew that. I thought
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exist. I never knew that. I thought Disney made it up. See, I'm learning.
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Disney made it up. See, I'm learning.
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Disney made it up. See, I'm learning. I'm learning. I just learned a new fact.
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I'm learning. I just learned a new fact.
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I'm learning. I just learned a new fact. The back half of that is a T-Rex. So,
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The back half of that is a T-Rex. So,
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The back half of that is a T-Rex. So, that's a T-Rex rump with a carnotaurus
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that's a T-Rex rump with a carnotaurus
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that's a T-Rex rump with a carnotaurus front because they've never found a full
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front because they've never found a full
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front because they've never found a full intact carnotaurus before. So weird. I
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intact carnotaurus before. So weird. I
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intact carnotaurus before. So weird. I want to say carnosaurus, but that's just
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want to say carnosaurus, but that's just
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want to say carnosaurus, but that's just me when I go to a steakhouse. Oh, yeah.
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me when I go to a steakhouse. Oh, yeah.
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me when I go to a steakhouse. Oh, yeah. I forgot about this with the lady from
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I forgot about this with the lady from
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I forgot about this with the lady from the Cosby Show. And this guy, Seeker,
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the Cosby Show. And this guy, Seeker,
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the Cosby Show. And this guy, Seeker, trying to get his hands on a living
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trying to get his hands on a living
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trying to get his hands on a living dinosaur. So cool, dude. We're going to
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dinosaur. So cool, dude. We're going to
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dinosaur. So cool, dude. We're going to go back in time in the time rover.
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go back in time in the time rover.
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go back in time in the time rover. Here's the drill. You follow the homing
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Here's the drill. You follow the homing
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Here's the drill. You follow the homing signal to the iguanadon. Then I'll
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signal to the iguanadon. Then I'll
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signal to the iguanadon. Then I'll enlarge the transport field and boom,
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enlarge the transport field and boom,
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enlarge the transport field and boom, you're back with one additional
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you're back with one additional
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you're back with one additional passenger extra large. I love that the
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passenger extra large. I love that the
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passenger extra large. I love that the time rover vehicles in this ride were
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time rover vehicles in this ride were
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time rover vehicles in this ride were basically based off of the Indiana Jones
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basically based off of the Indiana Jones
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basically based off of the Indiana Jones vehicles in the first place. It's pretty
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vehicles in the first place. It's pretty
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vehicles in the first place. It's pretty much the same ride as Indiana Jones and
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much the same ride as Indiana Jones and
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much the same ride as Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye at
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the Temple of the Forbidden Eye at
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the Temple of the Forbidden Eye at Disneyland in California. Just for
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Disneyland in California. Just for
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Disneyland in California. Just for whatever weird reason, they thought,
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whatever weird reason, they thought,
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whatever weird reason, they thought, "No, no, we got to make it dinosaurs."
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"No, no, we got to make it dinosaurs."
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"No, no, we got to make it dinosaurs." Ah, the ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise
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Ah, the ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise
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Ah, the ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise tubes. At one point, this ride was
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tubes. At one point, this ride was
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tubes. At one point, this ride was sponsored by McDonald's. So, they have
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sponsored by McDonald's. So, they have
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sponsored by McDonald's. So, they have the chemical formula right there of
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the chemical formula right there of
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the chemical formula right there of ketchup ingredients, mustard
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ketchup ingredients, mustard
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ketchup ingredients, mustard ingredients, mayonnaise ingredients.
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ingredients, mayonnaise ingredients.
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ingredients, mayonnaise ingredients. Kind of awesome. But that is still sort
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Kind of awesome. But that is still sort
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Kind of awesome. But that is still sort of part of the ride. Look at this. Look
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of part of the ride. Look at this. Look
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of part of the ride. Look at this. Look how ' 90s it looks. It looks so 90s I
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how ' 90s it looks. It looks so 90s I
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how ' 90s it looks. It looks so 90s I had to turn my hat around. Just the
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had to turn my hat around. Just the
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had to turn my hat around. Just the colors, the banners. Technically, the
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colors, the banners. Technically, the
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colors, the banners. Technically, the ride was kind of reconfigured in 2000 or
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ride was kind of reconfigured in 2000 or
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ride was kind of reconfigured in 2000 or 2001, but it just has that '90s stank
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2001, but it just has that '90s stank
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2001, but it just has that '90s stank all over it. And there's the Time Rover
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all over it. And there's the Time Rover
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all over it. And there's the Time Rover vehicle. Now, it's really dark in this
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vehicle. Now, it's really dark in this
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vehicle. Now, it's really dark in this ride. This camera that I'm holding is
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ride. This camera that I'm holding is
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ride. This camera that I'm holding is absolute trash in low light. I mean,
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absolute trash in low light. I mean,
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absolute trash in low light. I mean, truly awful. But we'll do the best we
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truly awful. But we'll do the best we
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truly awful. But we'll do the best we can and hopefully we find our dino. Look
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can and hopefully we find our dino. Look
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can and hopefully we find our dino. Look at that. Here comes another time rover
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at that. Here comes another time rover
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at that. Here comes another time rover coming back from the past. All right,
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coming back from the past. All right,
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coming back from the past. All right, it's almost our turn. Just such a cool,
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it's almost our turn. Just such a cool,
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it's almost our turn. Just such a cool, weird, bizarre set, you know. Listen up.
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weird, bizarre set, you know. Listen up.
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weird, bizarre set, you know. Listen up. We've got to get in, grab the bottle,
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We've got to get in, grab the bottle,
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We've got to get in, grab the bottle, and get out before that asteroid hits.
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and get out before that asteroid hits.
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and get out before that asteroid hits. Let's roll. I've always loved this ride
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Let's roll. I've always loved this ride
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Let's roll. I've always loved this ride just cuz it's so weird. Oh yeah, we're
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just cuz it's so weird. Oh yeah, we're
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just cuz it's so weird. Oh yeah, we're in the toaster oven of time. We're going
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in the toaster oven of time. We're going
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in the toaster oven of time. We're going back out.
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back out.
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back out. Not back to the future either. Dino
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Not back to the future either. Dino
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Not back to the future either. Dino computer. What are you trying? It's very
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computer. What are you trying? It's very
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computer. What are you trying? It's very hard to see, but there are some
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hard to see, but there are some
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hard to see, but there are some dinosaurs. Big dinosaurs in here.
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dinosaurs. Big dinosaurs in here.
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dinosaurs. Big dinosaurs in here. Just little ones. The way this works.
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Just little ones. The way this works.
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Just little ones. The way this works. Now, if you've never been on this ride,
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Now, if you've never been on this ride,
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Now, if you've never been on this ride, it's just like the Indiana Jones ride in
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it's just like the Indiana Jones ride in
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it's just like the Indiana Jones ride in California, but much slower. Stops quite
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California, but much slower. Stops quite
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California, but much slower. Stops quite a lot to analyze dinosaurs. And you're
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a lot to analyze dinosaurs. And you're
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a lot to analyze dinosaurs. And you're going to hear this guy say not
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seriously now.
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seriously now. The big dyno on the scope.
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It's like everybody's mother-in-law. Oh,
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It's like everybody's mother-in-law. Oh, it's Carnotaurus. Woohoo.
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it's Carnotaurus. Woohoo.
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it's Carnotaurus. Woohoo. Definitely not our dino. Go, go, go.
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Definitely not our dino. Go, go, go.
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Definitely not our dino. Go, go, go. It's so dark in here. You can barely see
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It's so dark in here. You can barely see
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It's so dark in here. You can barely see anything. So when it does kind of go
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anything. So when it does kind of go
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anything. So when it does kind of go fast and jerk you around a little bit.
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fast and jerk you around a little bit.
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fast and jerk you around a little bit. Wo! It's actually kind of startling and
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Wo! It's actually kind of startling and
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Wo! It's actually kind of startling and scary. I'm feeling startled. It is
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scary. I'm feeling startled. It is
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scary. I'm feeling startled. It is like Oh, I can see that.
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That's it.
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That's it. Is that you screaming out
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Is that you screaming out
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Is that you screaming out because it's so dark? It's creepy.
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because it's so dark? It's creepy.
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because it's so dark? It's creepy. All right, here comes the last one.
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Woo! They're not going to make it. Oh,
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Woo! They're not going to make it. Oh, we're going to make it. You got to
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we're going to make it. You got to
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we're going to make it. You got to believe, guys. We made it back to the
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believe, guys. We made it back to the
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believe, guys. We made it back to the coaster. You made it. And guess who made
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coaster. You made it. And guess who made
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coaster. You made it. And guess who made it back with you? I better find him
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it back with you? I better find him
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it back with you? I better find him before There he is. Thanks for
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before There he is. Thanks for
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before There he is. Thanks for everything. Dinosaur.
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everything. Dinosaur.
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everything. Dinosaur. Always feels like the ride ends so
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Always feels like the ride ends so
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Always feels like the ride ends so abruptly. I know it's always like pitch
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abruptly. I know it's always like pitch
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abruptly. I know it's always like pitch black dark in there, but I swear it was
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black dark in there, but I swear it was
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black dark in there, but I swear it was even darker than normal. Maybe they're
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even darker than normal. Maybe they're
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even darker than normal. Maybe they're not replacing the light bulbs anymore
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not replacing the light bulbs anymore
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not replacing the light bulbs anymore since they know the ride's going
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since they know the ride's going
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since they know the ride's going extinct. That was awesome. Oh yes. And
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extinct. That was awesome. Oh yes. And
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extinct. That was awesome. Oh yes. And then after you exit the ride, you still
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then after you exit the ride, you still
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then after you exit the ride, you still see what were the very high tech at the
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see what were the very high tech at the
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see what were the very high tech at the time on ride photo screens over here. So
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time on ride photo screens over here. So
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time on ride photo screens over here. So you can see your photo from the ride. Up
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you can see your photo from the ride. Up
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you can see your photo from the ride. Up here you got the security camera footage
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here you got the security camera footage
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here you got the security camera footage of the dinosaur we brought back from the
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of the dinosaur we brought back from the
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of the dinosaur we brought back from the past roaming the halls of the Dino
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past roaming the halls of the Dino
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past roaming the halls of the Dino Institute. Some of the aftermath. As I
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Institute. Some of the aftermath. As I
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Institute. Some of the aftermath. As I think you can tell from just looking
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think you can tell from just looking
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think you can tell from just looking around, it is very reminiscent of
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around, it is very reminiscent of
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around, it is very reminiscent of Jurassic Park or the Jurassic Park
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Jurassic Park or the Jurassic Park
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Jurassic Park or the Jurassic Park Visitor Center. It's not a clone, but
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Visitor Center. It's not a clone, but
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Visitor Center. It's not a clone, but definitely capitalizing on the success
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definitely capitalizing on the success
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definitely capitalizing on the success of that franchise in the '9s. It's just
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of that franchise in the '9s. It's just
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of that franchise in the '9s. It's just dawning on me now that we should
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dawning on me now that we should
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dawning on me now that we should probably pick up some dinosaur specific
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probably pick up some dinosaur specific
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probably pick up some dinosaur specific merchandise like some of these dinos
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merchandise like some of these dinos
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merchandise like some of these dinos here or the little time vehicle. Not
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here or the little time vehicle. Not
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here or the little time vehicle. Not that it's ever been the most popular
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that it's ever been the most popular
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that it's ever been the most popular merchandise at Walt Disney World. But
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merchandise at Walt Disney World. But
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merchandise at Walt Disney World. But who knows when and if they're ever going
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who knows when and if they're ever going
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who knows when and if they're ever going to replenish it. It has the countdown
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to replenish it. It has the countdown
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to replenish it. It has the countdown towards extinction nears its end. Much
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towards extinction nears its end. Much
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towards extinction nears its end. Much like Splash Mountain, I'm wondering what
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like Splash Mountain, I'm wondering what
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like Splash Mountain, I'm wondering what if the merchandise goes extinct before
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if the merchandise goes extinct before
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if the merchandise goes extinct before the ride. Look at that all over there.
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the ride. Look at that all over there.
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the ride. Look at that all over there. That is sick. Oh, you can still get your
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That is sick. Oh, you can still get your
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That is sick. Oh, you can still get your OnRide photo. You just tap your Magic
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OnRide photo. You just tap your Magic
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OnRide photo. You just tap your Magic Band over at uh one of these desks. I
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Band over at uh one of these desks. I
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Band over at uh one of these desks. I want that thing up there. The giant
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want that thing up there. The giant
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want that thing up there. The giant lenticular carnotaurus. Whoever's in
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lenticular carnotaurus. Whoever's in
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lenticular carnotaurus. Whoever's in charge of ripping that out, you know who
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charge of ripping that out, you know who
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charge of ripping that out, you know who to give it to. It's a pretty ridiculous
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to give it to. It's a pretty ridiculous
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to give it to. It's a pretty ridiculous looking dinosaur, dude. That's kind of
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looking dinosaur, dude. That's kind of
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looking dinosaur, dude. That's kind of my favorite thing ever. Seriously,
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my favorite thing ever. Seriously,
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my favorite thing ever. Seriously, Disney, are you listening? I want that.
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Disney, are you listening? I want that.
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Disney, are you listening? I want that. One of the most random merchandise ever.
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One of the most random merchandise ever.
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One of the most random merchandise ever. The only place at Walt Disney World
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The only place at Walt Disney World
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The only place at Walt Disney World where you can get those little squeezy
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where you can get those little squeezy
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where you can get those little squeezy zoo style little dinosaur pincher
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zoo style little dinosaur pincher
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zoo style little dinosaur pincher things. We got some dinosaur puppets.
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things. We got some dinosaur puppets.
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things. We got some dinosaur puppets. And who are you calling a puppet, you
10:43
And who are you calling a puppet, you
10:43
And who are you calling a puppet, you tool? I was hoping they would have made
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tool? I was hoping they would have made
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tool? I was hoping they would have made some shirts, especially since the ride's
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some shirts, especially since the ride's
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some shirts, especially since the ride's going out of style, but all they've got
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going out of style, but all they've got
10:47
going out of style, but all they've got are these. They've had these for at
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are these. They've had these for at
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are these. They've had these for at least 10 years. Still classics, though.
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least 10 years. Still classics, though.
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least 10 years. Still classics, though. This is going to sound weird, but this
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This is going to sound weird, but this
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This is going to sound weird, but this is the kind of place that if it was just
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is the kind of place that if it was just
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is the kind of place that if it was just out in the swamp somewhere as a
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out in the swamp somewhere as a
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out in the swamp somewhere as a standalone attraction and they abandoned
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standalone attraction and they abandoned
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standalone attraction and they abandoned it, I'd love to buy it and live in it.
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it, I'd love to buy it and live in it.
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it, I'd love to buy it and live in it. It's just so weird. Like it's always
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It's just so weird. Like it's always
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It's just so weird. Like it's always felt half abandoned. I mean, at least
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felt half abandoned. I mean, at least
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felt half abandoned. I mean, at least the 15 years I've been coming here, it's
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the 15 years I've been coming here, it's
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the 15 years I've been coming here, it's always felt I mean, at least a little
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always felt I mean, at least a little
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always felt I mean, at least a little bit like a dead mall in a way. Never
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bit like a dead mall in a way. Never
11:09
bit like a dead mall in a way. Never been the most popular attraction, but if
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been the most popular attraction, but if
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been the most popular attraction, but if you appreciate the product of its
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you appreciate the product of its
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you appreciate the product of its timeness, then it's bound to be one of
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timeness, then it's bound to be one of
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timeness, then it's bound to be one of your favorites. In fact, I kind of feel
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your favorites. In fact, I kind of feel
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your favorites. In fact, I kind of feel like everybody who comes to Walt Disney
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like everybody who comes to Walt Disney
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like everybody who comes to Walt Disney World for the first time, or especially
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World for the first time, or especially
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World for the first time, or especially people who are familiar with other
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people who are familiar with other
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people who are familiar with other Disney parks and other parts of the
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Disney parks and other parts of the
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Disney parks and other parts of the world, who comes here and rides on
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world, who comes here and rides on
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world, who comes here and rides on Dinosaur for the first time and has no
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Dinosaur for the first time and has no
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Dinosaur for the first time and has no idea what to expect. There's sort of a
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idea what to expect. There's sort of a
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idea what to expect. There's sort of a bonding moment that everybody has. That
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bonding moment that everybody has. That
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bonding moment that everybody has. That first moment where you ride this ride
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first moment where you ride this ride
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first moment where you ride this ride and go, "What the heck did I just
11:34
and go, "What the heck did I just
11:34
and go, "What the heck did I just witness?" And I mean that in kind of a
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witness?" And I mean that in kind of a
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witness?" And I mean that in kind of a good way. Like, it's one of those
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good way. Like, it's one of those
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good way. Like, it's one of those things. It's just lovably wrong. All
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things. It's just lovably wrong. All
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things. It's just lovably wrong. All right. Well, that's enough dinosaur.
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right. Well, that's enough dinosaur.
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right. Well, that's enough dinosaur. That's enough Dino Land USA. Time to
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That's enough Dino Land USA. Time to
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That's enough Dino Land USA. Time to move on to something that I hope isn't
11:44
move on to something that I hope isn't
11:44
move on to something that I hope isn't going anywhere for a long time to come.
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going anywhere for a long time to come.
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going anywhere for a long time to come. We're headed out of the jungles of the
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We're headed out of the jungles of the
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We're headed out of the jungles of the past and on to the Himalayas. Kind of
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past and on to the Himalayas. Kind of
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past and on to the Himalayas. Kind of cool that the boneyard little sort of
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cool that the boneyard little sort of
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cool that the boneyard little sort of fossil playground is still there. Hope
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fossil playground is still there. Hope
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fossil playground is still there. Hope that sticks around for a while just uh
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that sticks around for a while just uh
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that sticks around for a while just uh give kids something to do. But
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give kids something to do. But
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give kids something to do. But seriously, this tropical America's Land
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seriously, this tropical America's Land
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seriously, this tropical America's Land looks like it's going to be absolutely
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looks like it's going to be absolutely
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looks like it's going to be absolutely awesome. And it fits the whole theme of
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awesome. And it fits the whole theme of
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awesome. And it fits the whole theme of the park much better than Dino Land USA
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the park much better than Dino Land USA
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the park much better than Dino Land USA ever did. I mean, after all, they've got
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ever did. I mean, after all, they've got
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ever did. I mean, after all, they've got an Africa section, which I ran out of
12:08
an Africa section, which I ran out of
12:08
an Africa section, which I ran out of time for today, which again I'll explain
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time for today, which again I'll explain
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time for today, which again I'll explain later. Like the blue shirt. Right now,
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later. Like the blue shirt. Right now,
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later. Like the blue shirt. Right now, I'll be at the back way. are headed into
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I'll be at the back way. are headed into
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I'll be at the back way. are headed into the Asia section. Central and South
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the Asia section. Central and South
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the Asia section. Central and South America just makes sense. I get accused
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America just makes sense. I get accused
12:16
America just makes sense. I get accused every once in a while of being a
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every once in a while of being a
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every once in a while of being a negative Nancy cuz I don't like that
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negative Nancy cuz I don't like that
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negative Nancy cuz I don't like that they're taking out Rivers of America and
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they're taking out Rivers of America and
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they're taking out Rivers of America and Magic Kingdom, but I'm excited to see
12:23
Magic Kingdom, but I'm excited to see
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Magic Kingdom, but I'm excited to see the Villains Land and The Cars Ride.
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the Villains Land and The Cars Ride.
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the Villains Land and The Cars Ride. It's just where it's going that I'm
12:25
It's just where it's going that I'm
12:26
It's just where it's going that I'm like, "Huh?" I don't know. I can't help
12:27
like, "Huh?" I don't know. I can't help
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like, "Huh?" I don't know. I can't help it. My brain likes things to be
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it. My brain likes things to be
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it. My brain likes things to be thematically consistent. You know,
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thematically consistent. You know,
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thematically consistent. You know, that's why I'm a fan of Disney parks in
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that's why I'm a fan of Disney parks in
12:31
that's why I'm a fan of Disney parks in the first place. It's the thought behind
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the first place. It's the thought behind
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the first place. It's the thought behind everything, the attention to detail, you
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everything, the attention to detail, you
12:35
everything, the attention to detail, you know. Oh, by the way, I got to go watch
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know. Oh, by the way, I got to go watch
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know. Oh, by the way, I got to go watch that Nemo show again. I think they're
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that Nemo show again. I think they're
12:39
that Nemo show again. I think they're done for today. But I just realized Ally
12:41
done for today. But I just realized Ally
12:41
done for today. But I just realized Ally has never seen that Finding Nemo show or
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has never seen that Finding Nemo show or
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has never seen that Finding Nemo show or the Lion King show at Animal Kingdom. I
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the Lion King show at Animal Kingdom. I
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the Lion King show at Animal Kingdom. I tend to be way more let's walk around in
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tend to be way more let's walk around in
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tend to be way more let's walk around in the theme environments and let's get on
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the theme environments and let's get on
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the theme environments and let's get on the rides guy then uh let's go watch the
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the rides guy then uh let's go watch the
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the rides guy then uh let's go watch the shows guy. Sometimes it takes other
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shows guy. Sometimes it takes other
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shows guy. Sometimes it takes other people to remind me like, hey, it's okay
12:55
people to remind me like, hey, it's okay
12:55
people to remind me like, hey, it's okay to stop and take in a show or a parade
12:57
to stop and take in a show or a parade
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to stop and take in a show or a parade every once in a while, especially if
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every once in a while, especially if
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every once in a while, especially if those shows are indoors and air
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those shows are indoors and air
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those shows are indoors and air conditioned. All right, we've made it
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conditioned. All right, we've made it
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conditioned. All right, we've made it over here. We've made it to the
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over here. We've made it to the
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over here. We've made it to the Himalayas and still the best ride at
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Himalayas and still the best ride at
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Himalayas and still the best ride at Animal Kingdom.
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Animal Kingdom.
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Animal Kingdom. Expedition Emmeris. Dude, I can't wait.
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Expedition Emmeris. Dude, I can't wait.
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Expedition Emmeris. Dude, I can't wait. I need that roller coaster breeze on my
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I need that roller coaster breeze on my
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I need that roller coaster breeze on my body. I've never noticed this little
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body. I've never noticed this little
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body. I've never noticed this little weird themed back door to the gift shop.
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weird themed back door to the gift shop.
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weird themed back door to the gift shop. And what kind of freaking skull is that?
13:21
And what kind of freaking skull is that?
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And what kind of freaking skull is that? Is that a yeti skull? That's what I love
13:22
Is that a yeti skull? That's what I love
13:22
Is that a yeti skull? That's what I love about uh Animal Kingdom, especially
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about uh Animal Kingdom, especially
13:25
about uh Animal Kingdom, especially things like this. Like, is that a real
13:26
things like this. Like, is that a real
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things like this. Like, is that a real language? Could you read that? What does
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language? Could you read that? What does
13:28
language? Could you read that? What does it say? Is there Easter eggs there?
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it say? Is there Easter eggs there?
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it say? Is there Easter eggs there? There's always stuff here that I've
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There's always stuff here that I've
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There's always stuff here that I've never seen or noticed before. So many
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never seen or noticed before. So many
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never seen or noticed before. So many textures, so many layers of history and
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textures, so many layers of history and
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textures, so many layers of history and blending of real cultures and imaginary
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blending of real cultures and imaginary
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blending of real cultures and imaginary cultures and freaking giant roller
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cultures and freaking giant roller
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cultures and freaking giant roller coasters with yetis inside. I mean,
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coasters with yetis inside. I mean,
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coasters with yetis inside. I mean, sure, a disco yeti in this case, but a
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sure, a disco yeti in this case, but a
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sure, a disco yeti in this case, but a Yeti nonetheless. Actually, while I was
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Yeti nonetheless. Actually, while I was
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Yeti nonetheless. Actually, while I was walking away from there, the ride broke
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walking away from there, the ride broke
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walking away from there, the ride broke down for a second. I just walked over
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down for a second. I just walked over
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down for a second. I just walked over there and go, "Oh, are you ready to put
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there and go, "Oh, are you ready to put
13:52
there and go, "Oh, are you ready to put more people on?" They said, "Not yet."
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more people on?" They said, "Not yet."
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more people on?" They said, "Not yet." Gives me a chance to uh check out the
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Gives me a chance to uh check out the
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Gives me a chance to uh check out the gift shop over here. Oh, and you little
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gift shop over here. Oh, and you little
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gift shop over here. Oh, and you little monkey genius, you found the red power
13:59
monkey genius, you found the red power
13:59
monkey genius, you found the red power aid. A I'm saved, man. They got some
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aid. A I'm saved, man. They got some
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aid. A I'm saved, man. They got some cool yeti souvenirs in here from time to
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cool yeti souvenirs in here from time to
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cool yeti souvenirs in here from time to time. But what I really wish I could buy
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time. But what I really wish I could buy
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time. But what I really wish I could buy is some of these. What are all of these
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is some of these. What are all of these
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is some of these. What are all of these amazing? So much texture. Look at all
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amazing? So much texture. Look at all
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amazing? So much texture. Look at all the supplies for people climbing the
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the supplies for people climbing the
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the supplies for people climbing the Himalayas. I just love the storytelling.
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Himalayas. I just love the storytelling.
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Himalayas. I just love the storytelling. I was talking to none other than
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I was talking to none other than
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I was talking to none other than legendary Disney Imagineer Tony Baxter
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legendary Disney Imagineer Tony Baxter
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legendary Disney Imagineer Tony Baxter himself about the fact that there's
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himself about the fact that there's
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himself about the fact that there's really no good word for kind of
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really no good word for kind of
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really no good word for kind of experiential 3D entertainment. People
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experiential 3D entertainment. People
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experiential 3D entertainment. People use the word immersive, but that could
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use the word immersive, but that could
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use the word immersive, but that could be applied to almost anything. Just
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be applied to almost anything. Just
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be applied to almost anything. Just something about environmental
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something about environmental
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something about environmental storytelling, you know, the way like
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storytelling, you know, the way like
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storytelling, you know, the way like constructing something imaginary became
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constructing something imaginary became
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constructing something imaginary became imagineering or imagineers. We need a
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imagineering or imagineers. We need a
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imagineering or imagineers. We need a word like that for environmental
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word like that for environmental
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word like that for environmental storytelling. And uh I have not been
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storytelling. And uh I have not been
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storytelling. And uh I have not been able to put my finger on what that would
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able to put my finger on what that would
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able to put my finger on what that would be. I can tell you the Joe Roie and the
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be. I can tell you the Joe Roie and the
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be. I can tell you the Joe Roie and the WDI team that put together Animal
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WDI team that put together Animal
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WDI team that put together Animal Kingdom were masters of it. Now, here's
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Kingdom were masters of it. Now, here's
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Kingdom were masters of it. Now, here's the thing. We did show up and start
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the thing. We did show up and start
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the thing. We did show up and start filming kind of late. We didn't know the
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filming kind of late. We didn't know the
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filming kind of late. We didn't know the park closed at 6:00 p.m. today. We had
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park closed at 6:00 p.m. today. We had
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park closed at 6:00 p.m. today. We had to sleep in cuz we were at the 70th
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to sleep in cuz we were at the 70th
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to sleep in cuz we were at the 70th anniversary of Disneyland filming that
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anniversary of Disneyland filming that
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anniversary of Disneyland filming that basically it took 24 hours for that
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basically it took 24 hours for that
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basically it took 24 hours for that experience and then getting the video
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experience and then getting the video
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experience and then getting the video online. Then slept for 3 hours. Went to
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online. Then slept for 3 hours. Went to
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online. Then slept for 3 hours. Went to the airport, came out here, did 2 days
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the airport, came out here, did 2 days
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the airport, came out here, did 2 days in the park and then poor Ally started
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in the park and then poor Ally started
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in the park and then poor Ally started getting the Disney rash. She started
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getting the Disney rash. She started
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getting the Disney rash. She started getting the little heat rash on her legs
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getting the little heat rash on her legs
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getting the little heat rash on her legs yesterday. She was getting pretty
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yesterday. She was getting pretty
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yesterday. She was getting pretty overheated. So, we actually slept in for
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overheated. So, we actually slept in for
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overheated. So, we actually slept in for once. Then we got to Animal Kingdom. And
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once. Then we got to Animal Kingdom. And
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once. Then we got to Animal Kingdom. And not only did I get sunscreen over my
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not only did I get sunscreen over my
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not only did I get sunscreen over my black t-shirt, necessitating the
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black t-shirt, necessitating the
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black t-shirt, necessitating the purchase of another shirt. And I've been
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purchase of another shirt. And I've been
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purchase of another shirt. And I've been meaning to wear more color, although I'm
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meaning to wear more color, although I'm
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meaning to wear more color, although I'm very uncomfortable in this. I somehow
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very uncomfortable in this. I somehow
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very uncomfortable in this. I somehow accidentally ended up with just like all
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accidentally ended up with just like all
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accidentally ended up with just like all black shirts in my wardrobe, like for a
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black shirts in my wardrobe, like for a
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black shirts in my wardrobe, like for a while now. And I was thinking, yeah, I
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while now. And I was thinking, yeah, I
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while now. And I was thinking, yeah, I got to mix it up eventually. So, why not
15:34
got to mix it up eventually. So, why not
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got to mix it up eventually. So, why not start today? But then we forgot the
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start today? But then we forgot the
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start today? But then we forgot the memory card for the camera in the hotel.
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memory card for the camera in the hotel.
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memory card for the camera in the hotel. Well, the hotel would have taken an hour
15:39
Well, the hotel would have taken an hour
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Well, the hotel would have taken an hour and a half to get to and come back from,
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and a half to get to and come back from,
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and a half to get to and come back from, and the park was going to close at 6:00
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and the park was going to close at 6:00
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and the park was going to close at 6:00 until Ally, little genius over here,
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until Ally, little genius over here,
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until Ally, little genius over here, figured out that she could order like an
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figured out that she could order like an
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figured out that she could order like an Uber delivery, whatever it's called,
15:50
Uber delivery, whatever it's called,
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Uber delivery, whatever it's called, from Target over here to the drop off
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from Target over here to the drop off
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from Target over here to the drop off area of the park. You can actually get
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area of the park. You can actually get
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area of the park. You can actually get stuff delivered from Target to the
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stuff delivered from Target to the
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stuff delivered from Target to the dropoff zone at Animal Kingdom. Even the
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dropoff zone at Animal Kingdom. Even the
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dropoff zone at Animal Kingdom. Even the drivers like, "I didn't even know I
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drivers like, "I didn't even know I
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drivers like, "I didn't even know I could do this." Uber can pick people up.
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could do this." Uber can pick people up.
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could do this." Uber can pick people up. Well, yeah, I know Uber drivers actually
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Well, yeah, I know Uber drivers actually
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Well, yeah, I know Uber drivers actually go to that spot. So, he was familiar
16:05
go to that spot. So, he was familiar
16:05
go to that spot. So, he was familiar with the spot, but who knew it would
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with the spot, but who knew it would
16:07
with the spot, but who knew it would work for delivery in the app. So, maybe
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work for delivery in the app. So, maybe
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work for delivery in the app. So, maybe you could uh get McDonald's delivered to
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you could uh get McDonald's delivered to
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you could uh get McDonald's delivered to yourself right to the front of Animal
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yourself right to the front of Animal
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yourself right to the front of Animal Kingdom. Who knew? Anyway, we started
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Kingdom. Who knew? Anyway, we started
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Kingdom. Who knew? Anyway, we started super late. The park is going to close
16:15
super late. The park is going to close
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super late. The park is going to close in like another 30 minutes, but better
16:17
in like another 30 minutes, but better
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in like another 30 minutes, but better late than never. And now, let's get the
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late than never. And now, let's get the
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late than never. And now, let's get the Hello Operator on to this ride. My
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Hello Operator on to this ride. My
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Hello Operator on to this ride. My favorite ride at Disney's Animal
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favorite ride at Disney's Animal
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favorite ride at Disney's Animal Kingdom. Dude, we were just going to
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Kingdom. Dude, we were just going to
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Kingdom. Dude, we were just going to split up and each go single rider, you
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split up and each go single rider, you
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split up and each go single rider, you know, but with the line being only 10
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know, but with the line being only 10
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know, but with the line being only 10 minutes, let's do the regular queue.
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minutes, let's do the regular queue.
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minutes, let's do the regular queue. Plus, the regular queue is one of the
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Plus, the regular queue is one of the
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Plus, the regular queue is one of the most beautiful well themed lines in Walt
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most beautiful well themed lines in Walt
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most beautiful well themed lines in Walt Disney World for my money on par.
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Disney World for my money on par.
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Disney World for my money on par. Although very different from the Indiana
16:39
Although very different from the Indiana
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Although very different from the Indiana Jones queue at Disneyland, which is one
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Jones queue at Disneyland, which is one
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Jones queue at Disneyland, which is one of the best there is. And I'm hoping
16:44
of the best there is. And I'm hoping
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of the best there is. And I'm hoping that when Dinosaur gets the full Indiana
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that when Dinosaur gets the full Indiana
16:46
that when Dinosaur gets the full Indiana Jones makeover, it will get a similar
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Jones makeover, it will get a similar
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Jones makeover, it will get a similar upgrade to its line as well. Like look
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upgrade to its line as well. Like look
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upgrade to its line as well. Like look at this, a carved wood. And look at
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at this, a carved wood. And look at
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at this, a carved wood. And look at those carved doors right there with the
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those carved doors right there with the
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those carved doors right there with the yeti on it. The little idols, the places
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yeti on it. The little idols, the places
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yeti on it. The little idols, the places of offering. Just chucked a penny in
16:59
of offering. Just chucked a penny in
16:59
of offering. Just chucked a penny in there. The prayer bells and the prayer
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there. The prayer bells and the prayer
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there. The prayer bells and the prayer flags. And best of all, the full-size
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flags. And best of all, the full-size
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flags. And best of all, the full-size Yeti museum on this side. First, you got
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Yeti museum on this side. First, you got
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Yeti museum on this side. First, you got to pass through another one of these
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to pass through another one of these
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to pass through another one of these rooms full of climbing supplies. Almost
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rooms full of climbing supplies. Almost
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rooms full of climbing supplies. Almost like a little way station on your climb
17:12
like a little way station on your climb
17:12
like a little way station on your climb up to Everest before you finally get to
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up to Everest before you finally get to
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up to Everest before you finally get to this, the actual Yeti Museum itself. By
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this, the actual Yeti Museum itself. By
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this, the actual Yeti Museum itself. By the way, what's up with that music? I
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the way, what's up with that music? I
17:18
the way, what's up with that music? I don't think I've ever noticed music in
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don't think I've ever noticed music in
17:19
don't think I've ever noticed music in this queue before. That was so loud. All
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this queue before. That was so loud. All
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this queue before. That was so loud. All right, we're in the Yeti Museum. That is
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right, we're in the Yeti Museum. That is
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right, we're in the Yeti Museum. That is one of my favorite pieces of art at Walt
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one of my favorite pieces of art at Walt
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one of my favorite pieces of art at Walt Disney World propwise. But then look at
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Disney World propwise. But then look at
17:28
Disney World propwise. But then look at this. If you're into Bigfoot, you're
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this. If you're into Bigfoot, you're
17:30
this. If you're into Bigfoot, you're into Yeti, crypto, zoologology, and
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into Yeti, crypto, zoologology, and
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into Yeti, crypto, zoologology, and legendary creatures. And once again,
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legendary creatures. And once again,
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legendary creatures. And once again, that museum curation team at
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that museum curation team at
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that museum curation team at Imagineering has your back. Look at the
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Imagineering has your back. Look at the
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Imagineering has your back. Look at the freaking theming in here. I mean, I
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freaking theming in here. I mean, I
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freaking theming in here. I mean, I can't tell what's a real piece of
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can't tell what's a real piece of
17:44
can't tell what's a real piece of cultural material or what's something
17:46
cultural material or what's something
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cultural material or what's something made up by Imagineering. It is that well
17:49
made up by Imagineering. It is that well
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made up by Imagineering. It is that well blended together. that they have all
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blended together. that they have all
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blended together. that they have all kinds of climber supplies and photos of
17:53
kinds of climber supplies and photos of
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kinds of climber supplies and photos of Yeti tracks and displays. Oo, and look
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Yeti tracks and displays. Oo, and look
17:56
Yeti tracks and displays. Oo, and look at that Yeti right there. Here you have
17:57
at that Yeti right there. Here you have
17:57
at that Yeti right there. Here you have the display on the Mystery of the Lost
17:59
the display on the Mystery of the Lost
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the display on the Mystery of the Lost Expedition. You got the ripped up tent
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Expedition. You got the ripped up tent
18:01
Expedition. You got the ripped up tent and the materials found left behind from
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and the materials found left behind from
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and the materials found left behind from some climbers that were attacked. And
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some climbers that were attacked. And
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some climbers that were attacked. And look at their film when it was
18:06
look at their film when it was
18:06
look at their film when it was developed. Look at the size of that
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developed. Look at the size of that
18:09
developed. Look at the size of that monster. Little faded forbidden mountain
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monster. Little faded forbidden mountain
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monster. Little faded forbidden mountain expedition of 1982. I just love the Yeti
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expedition of 1982. I just love the Yeti
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expedition of 1982. I just love the Yeti Museum. It's great to have a fast pass,
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Museum. It's great to have a fast pass,
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Museum. It's great to have a fast pass, but the unfortunate part is when you do,
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but the unfortunate part is when you do,
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but the unfortunate part is when you do, you don't get to see all of this. Oh,
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you don't get to see all of this. Oh,
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you don't get to see all of this. Oh, the Fastpass line has one of my favorite
18:21
the Fastpass line has one of my favorite
18:21
the Fastpass line has one of my favorite things. There's a random picture of Josh
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things. There's a random picture of Josh
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things. There's a random picture of Josh Gates. Wait, they've got one on this
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Gates. Wait, they've got one on this
18:24
Gates. Wait, they've got one on this side, too. There he is. Hey, I'm It's
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side, too. There he is. Hey, I'm It's
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side, too. There he is. Hey, I'm It's me. I'm Josh Gates. It's time for an
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me. I'm Josh Gates. It's time for an
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me. I'm Josh Gates. It's time for an expedition into the unknown. Wa! Look at
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expedition into the unknown. Wa! Look at
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expedition into the unknown. Wa! Look at the size of that foot right there. The
18:32
the size of that foot right there. The
18:32
the size of that foot right there. The only foot in Disney World bigger than
18:33
only foot in Disney World bigger than
18:33
only foot in Disney World bigger than mine. Hey, size 14. You know what they
18:35
mine. Hey, size 14. You know what they
18:35
mine. Hey, size 14. You know what they say about guys with big feet. It's very
18:37
say about guys with big feet. It's very
18:37
say about guys with big feet. It's very hard for them to find shoes and Crocs.
18:39
hard for them to find shoes and Crocs.
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hard for them to find shoes and Crocs. Looking for Crocs just in case it
18:41
Looking for Crocs just in case it
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Looking for Crocs just in case it rained. I've never worn Crocs. Just to
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rained. I've never worn Crocs. Just to
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rained. I've never worn Crocs. Just to try one on. They don't have size 14s at
18:45
try one on. They don't have size 14s at
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try one on. They don't have size 14s at the Magic Kingdom, dude. Holy crap. This
18:47
the Magic Kingdom, dude. Holy crap. This
18:47
the Magic Kingdom, dude. Holy crap. This is a freaking walk-on. This is awesome,
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is a freaking walk-on. This is awesome,
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is a freaking walk-on. This is awesome, dude. By the time we got that memory
18:50
dude. By the time we got that memory
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dude. By the time we got that memory car, we may have only had basically an
18:52
car, we may have only had basically an
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car, we may have only had basically an hour and 45 minutes to experience Animal
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hour and 45 minutes to experience Animal
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hour and 45 minutes to experience Animal Kingdom. They sure made it easy to do
18:57
Kingdom. They sure made it easy to do
18:57
Kingdom. They sure made it easy to do everything we wanted to do today. The
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everything we wanted to do today. The
18:59
everything we wanted to do today. The crowds are non-existent. I'm guessing
19:01
crowds are non-existent. I'm guessing
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crowds are non-existent. I'm guessing because of the heat. All right, here we
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because of the heat. All right, here we
19:04
because of the heat. All right, here we go. For the messy hair, we're on our way
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go. For the messy hair, we're on our way
19:06
go. For the messy hair, we're on our way up to the Forbidden Mountains. This is
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up to the Forbidden Mountains. This is
19:08
up to the Forbidden Mountains. This is what I'm talking about about thating. I
19:10
what I'm talking about about thating. I
19:10
what I'm talking about about thating. I love it in this little temple. I always
19:11
love it in this little temple. I always
19:12
love it in this little temple. I always want to get out and explore it. I don't
19:13
want to get out and explore it. I don't
19:13
want to get out and explore it. I don't think that'd be a very good idea. I
19:15
think that'd be a very good idea. I
19:15
think that'd be a very good idea. I don't think Disney would appreciate that
19:16
don't think Disney would appreciate that
19:16
don't think Disney would appreciate that very much. I just always want to look at
19:19
very much. I just always want to look at
19:19
very much. I just always want to look at that mural. Oh my gosh. I can see
19:22
that mural. Oh my gosh. I can see
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that mural. Oh my gosh. I can see Hollywood from here. Woo! Hello, pretty
19:25
Hollywood from here. Woo! Hello, pretty
19:26
Hollywood from here. Woo! Hello, pretty little mountain
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little mountain
19:27
little mountain climber. This is the best, most
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climber. This is the best, most
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climber. This is the best, most legendary thing. I remember when this
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legendary thing. I remember when this
19:31
legendary thing. I remember when this opened up, seeing footage of this on
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opened up, seeing footage of this on
19:33
opened up, seeing footage of this on like the Disney Channel or something and
19:35
like the Disney Channel or something and
19:35
like the Disney Channel or something and being like, "Wait a minute, the track is
19:37
being like, "Wait a minute, the track is
19:37
being like, "Wait a minute, the track is broken." And then you got to go
19:40
broken." And then you got to go
19:40
broken." And then you got to go backwards. What kind of witchcraft is
19:42
backwards. What kind of witchcraft is
19:42
backwards. What kind of witchcraft is this?
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Oh, I just love that they did that. I
19:49
Oh, I just love that they did that. I love that they put a new twist on the
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love that they put a new twist on the
19:51
love that they put a new twist on the old roller coaster experience. Hey, a
19:53
old roller coaster experience. Hey, a
19:53
old roller coaster experience. Hey, a fun random land fact. This is the exact
19:55
fun random land fact. This is the exact
19:55
fun random land fact. This is the exact spot I first came up with. It's
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spot I first came up with. It's
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spot I first came up with. It's everybody's
20:11
on. I'm getting dizzy. Oh, into the
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on. I'm getting dizzy. Oh, into the mountain. And here she
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mountain. And here she
20:14
mountain. And here she comes. Disco Yeti. Can you see it?
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comes. Disco Yeti. Can you see it?
20:18
comes. Disco Yeti. Can you see it? That's okay. No one else can either.
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That's okay. No one else can either.
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That's okay. No one else can either. Woo. You can tell if that growling was
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Woo. You can tell if that growling was
20:25
Woo. You can tell if that growling was the Yeti or my stomach rumbling. I'm
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the Yeti or my stomach rumbling. I'm
20:27
the Yeti or my stomach rumbling. I'm hungry. Ooh, I like that little bit of
20:29
hungry. Ooh, I like that little bit of
20:29
hungry. Ooh, I like that little bit of mist there from the waterfall at the
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mist there from the waterfall at the
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mist there from the waterfall at the end. The waterfall's actually working.
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end. The waterfall's actually working.
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end. The waterfall's actually working. And the wind was blowing it right in our
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And the wind was blowing it right in our
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And the wind was blowing it right in our favor. Oh, another dog with shoes. I
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favor. Oh, another dog with shoes. I
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favor. Oh, another dog with shoes. I love seeing dogs with shoes for some
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love seeing dogs with shoes for some
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love seeing dogs with shoes for some reason. All right, got to tap tap
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reason. All right, got to tap tap
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reason. All right, got to tap tap taparoo and get that fun pick. Oh, look
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taparoo and get that fun pick. Oh, look
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taparoo and get that fun pick. Oh, look at it. What a fun one. You always look
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at it. What a fun one. You always look
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at it. What a fun one. You always look so adorable and I always look like that
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so adorable and I always look like that
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so adorable and I always look like that yeti in there. Of course, famously, for
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yeti in there. Of course, famously, for
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yeti in there. Of course, famously, for those of you who are not Walt Disney
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those of you who are not Walt Disney
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those of you who are not Walt Disney World experts, the yeti inside of that
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World experts, the yeti inside of that
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World experts, the yeti inside of that mountain was a fully functional
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mountain was a fully functional
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mountain was a fully functional animatronic, but it broke down early on
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animatronic, but it broke down early on
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animatronic, but it broke down early on in Expedition Everest existence. And the
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in Expedition Everest existence. And the
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in Expedition Everest existence. And the animatronic figure was so large they
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animatronic figure was so large they
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animatronic figure was so large they actually built the mountain around it.
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actually built the mountain around it.
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actually built the mountain around it. So when it broke down, supposedly
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So when it broke down, supposedly
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So when it broke down, supposedly there'd be no way of getting it out to
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there'd be no way of getting it out to
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there'd be no way of getting it out to fix it without ripping the whole
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fix it without ripping the whole
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fix it without ripping the whole mountain down around it. That's why it
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mountain down around it. That's why it
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mountain down around it. That's why it no longer moves and instead they just
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no longer moves and instead they just
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no longer moves and instead they just put sort of a flashing light in there to
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put sort of a flashing light in there to
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put sort of a flashing light in there to give it the illusion of motion. Hence
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give it the illusion of motion. Hence
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give it the illusion of motion. Hence the nickname Disco Yeti. All right, the
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the nickname Disco Yeti. All right, the
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the nickname Disco Yeti. All right, the park closes in 10 minutes. So you know
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park closes in 10 minutes. So you know
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park closes in 10 minutes. So you know what? We're actually going to do it
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what? We're actually going to do it
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what? We're actually going to do it again because that wasn't even 10
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again because that wasn't even 10
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again because that wasn't even 10 minutes or 5 minutes as it says now.
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minutes or 5 minutes as it says now.
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minutes or 5 minutes as it says now. That was a walk-on. Oh, heck yeah, man.
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That was a walk-on. Oh, heck yeah, man.
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That was a walk-on. Oh, heck yeah, man. When the line is this short, man, you
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When the line is this short, man, you
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When the line is this short, man, you got to do it, man. You got to go on an
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got to do it, man. You got to go on an
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got to do it, man. You got to go on an expedition. Actually, Ally was in
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expedition. Actually, Ally was in
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expedition. Actually, Ally was in Disneyland one time and saw Josh Gates,
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Disneyland one time and saw Josh Gates,
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Disneyland one time and saw Josh Gates, but I was here at Disney World. I was
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but I was here at Disney World. I was
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but I was here at Disney World. I was like, "Oh, yeah. Talk to him." Makes a
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like, "Oh, yeah. Talk to him." Makes a
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like, "Oh, yeah. Talk to him." Makes a lot of the same dad jokes that I make. I
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lot of the same dad jokes that I make. I
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lot of the same dad jokes that I make. I always wonder, has he seen random land
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always wonder, has he seen random land
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always wonder, has he seen random land before or are we just kindred spirits
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before or are we just kindred spirits
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before or are we just kindred spirits separated at birth? All right, here we
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separated at birth? All right, here we
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separated at birth? All right, here we go again. All the
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go again. All the
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go again. All the vampires living in
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yet. What a fun one. Woo. The most fun
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yet. What a fun one. Woo. The most fun I've ever had with Yeti. Who knew
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I've ever had with Yeti. Who knew
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I've ever had with Yeti. Who knew cryptozoolology could be this much fun?
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cryptozoolology could be this much fun?
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cryptozoolology could be this much fun? Okay, and fun pick number two. Ally
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Okay, and fun pick number two. Ally
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Okay, and fun pick number two. Ally looks so cute. How do you do it? You
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looks so cute. How do you do it? You
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looks so cute. How do you do it? You always look like a little princess.
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always look like a little princess.
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always look like a little princess. That's cuz you are a little princess. A
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That's cuz you are a little princess. A
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That's cuz you are a little princess. A very little princess. Remember what I
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very little princess. Remember what I
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very little princess. Remember what I was saying about little details that you
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was saying about little details that you
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was saying about little details that you never noticed before? Like look at that.
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never noticed before? Like look at that.
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never noticed before? Like look at that. Who's the decorator of this molar roam?
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Who's the decorator of this molar roam?
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Who's the decorator of this molar roam? All I know the park is closing in
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All I know the park is closing in
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All I know the park is closing in literally like 5 minutes. I'm so tired.
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literally like 5 minutes. I'm so tired.
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literally like 5 minutes. I'm so tired. I got to lay down and take a nap. Hey,
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I got to lay down and take a nap. Hey,
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I got to lay down and take a nap. Hey, please don't try to sleep here. What?
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please don't try to sleep here. What?
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please don't try to sleep here. What? What are you talking about? I can sleep
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What are you talking about? I can sleep
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What are you talking about? I can sleep wherever I Oh, okay. Well, I guess if
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wherever I Oh, okay. Well, I guess if
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wherever I Oh, okay. Well, I guess if I'm going to sleep, I might as well do
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I'm going to sleep, I might as well do
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I'm going to sleep, I might as well do it back at the hotel. Speaking of which,
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it back at the hotel. Speaking of which,
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it back at the hotel. Speaking of which, it's been so hot this trip that is never
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it's been so hot this trip that is never
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it's been so hot this trip that is never nude and is completely anti- taking off
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nude and is completely anti- taking off
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nude and is completely anti- taking off my shirt as I am. I even I have actually
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my shirt as I am. I even I have actually
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my shirt as I am. I even I have actually gone in the pool with Ally at least once
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gone in the pool with Ally at least once
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gone in the pool with Ally at least once a day, only for like 10 minutes at a
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a day, only for like 10 minutes at a
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a day, only for like 10 minutes at a time. That's about as much as I can
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time. That's about as much as I can
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time. That's about as much as I can stand, but that's how hot it is. Like I
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stand, but that's how hot it is. Like I
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stand, but that's how hot it is. Like I said, this is the hottest of the four
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said, this is the hottest of the four
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said, this is the hottest of the four parks. Everybody sort of universally
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parks. Everybody sort of universally
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parks. Everybody sort of universally agrees on that. I don't know how busy it
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agrees on that. I don't know how busy it
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agrees on that. I don't know how busy it was this morning, but maybe that's why
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was this morning, but maybe that's why
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was this morning, but maybe that's why there's like nobody out here now. So few
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there's like nobody out here now. So few
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there's like nobody out here now. So few people, in fact, that there was no one
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people, in fact, that there was no one
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people, in fact, that there was no one around the photo pass photographer. We
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around the photo pass photographer. We
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around the photo pass photographer. We did a whole little fun photo shoot
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did a whole little fun photo shoot
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did a whole little fun photo shoot together. Just don't tell Ally I showed
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together. Just don't tell Ally I showed
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together. Just don't tell Ally I showed you those pictures cuz her hair was
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you those pictures cuz her hair was
23:13
you those pictures cuz her hair was still messed up from the ride and she
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still messed up from the ride and she
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still messed up from the ride and she hates that. She likes to stay
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hates that. She likes to stay
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hates that. She likes to stay practically perfect in every way. When
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practically perfect in every way. When
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practically perfect in every way. When will she learn she's already perfect and
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will she learn she's already perfect and
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will she learn she's already perfect and there's nothing she can do to mess that
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there's nothing she can do to mess that
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there's nothing she can do to mess that up. All right. Well, the park's closed.
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up. All right. Well, the park's closed.
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up. All right. Well, the park's closed. We have no time for Africa today.
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We have no time for Africa today.
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We have no time for Africa today. Although, maybe while Ally is getting
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Although, maybe while Ally is getting
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Although, maybe while Ally is getting ready tomorrow morning, I'll have time
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ready tomorrow morning, I'll have time
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ready tomorrow morning, I'll have time to dip over. I'm not sure yet. Other
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to dip over. I'm not sure yet. Other
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to dip over. I'm not sure yet. Other than opening day of Epic Universe, if
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than opening day of Epic Universe, if
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than opening day of Epic Universe, if the weirdo tickets my friend Mig
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the weirdo tickets my friend Mig
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the weirdo tickets my friend Mig convinced me to buy work, we have
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convinced me to buy work, we have
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convinced me to buy work, we have basically no plans this time. It's all
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basically no plans this time. It's all
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basically no plans this time. It's all just completely random. Anyway, I don't
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just completely random. Anyway, I don't
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just completely random. Anyway, I don't think we did too bad for the limited
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think we did too bad for the limited
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think we did too bad for the limited amount of time we had. There was a shirt
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amount of time we had. There was a shirt
23:43
amount of time we had. There was a shirt disaster. Had to buy this swanky
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disaster. Had to buy this swanky
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disaster. Had to buy this swanky Roosevelt shirt over there. There was a
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Roosevelt shirt over there. There was a
23:47
Roosevelt shirt over there. There was a camera memory card disaster. We were
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camera memory card disaster. We were
23:48
camera memory card disaster. We were attacked by dinosaurs and Josh Gates.
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attacked by dinosaurs and Josh Gates.
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attacked by dinosaurs and Josh Gates. And yet, we survived. You know what,
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And yet, we survived. You know what,
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And yet, we survived. You know what, Ally? I think we've done our duty. And I
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Ally? I think we've done our duty. And I
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Ally? I think we've done our duty. And I rarely do this, guys. Guys, I mean, in
23:56
rarely do this, guys. Guys, I mean, in
23:56
rarely do this, guys. Guys, I mean, in the past several hundred videos, I maybe
23:59
the past several hundred videos, I maybe
23:59
the past several hundred videos, I maybe said this about 10 times. But if you
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said this about 10 times. But if you
24:01
said this about 10 times. But if you like these adventures and you'd like to
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like these adventures and you'd like to
24:02
like these adventures and you'd like to support one of the oldest shows of its
24:04
support one of the oldest shows of its
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support one of the oldest shows of its kind on YouTube, you know, if you're
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kind on YouTube, you know, if you're
24:06
kind on YouTube, you know, if you're getting value from these episodes and
24:08
getting value from these episodes and
24:08
getting value from these episodes and you want to help us make more of them,
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you want to help us make more of them,
24:09
you want to help us make more of them, then please consider joining our
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then please consider joining our
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then please consider joining our Patreon. But even still, even if all you
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Patreon. But even still, even if all you
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Patreon. But even still, even if all you can do is like and share, especially
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can do is like and share, especially
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can do is like and share, especially sharing these videos with a friend you
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sharing these videos with a friend you
24:17
sharing these videos with a friend you think will like them, then you'll have
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think will like them, then you'll have
24:18
think will like them, then you'll have done more to pay me back than you can
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done more to pay me back than you can
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done more to pay me back than you can ever know. And you'll have done your
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ever know. And you'll have done your
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ever know. And you'll have done your duty too, which means you can go home
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duty too, which means you can go home
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duty too, which means you can go home and sleep well.
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All right. Normally at the end here,
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All right. Normally at the end here, this is where the mistakes go. Things
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this is where the mistakes go. Things
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this is where the mistakes go. Things like this in which it's been so hot this
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like this in which it's been so hot this
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like this in which it's been so hot this tree tree. But actually this time I have
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tree tree. But actually this time I have
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tree tree. But actually this time I have a serious question for you guys. When I
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a serious question for you guys. When I
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a serious question for you guys. When I first came up with the random land logo,
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first came up with the random land logo,
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first came up with the random land logo, I cannot tell you how random and how
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I cannot tell you how random and how
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I cannot tell you how random and how quickly it was done, I was like, I I
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quickly it was done, I was like, I I
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quickly it was done, I was like, I I need something here really quick. Bam.
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need something here really quick. Bam.
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need something here really quick. Bam. And uh then it dawned on me over the
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And uh then it dawned on me over the
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And uh then it dawned on me over the years that while a lot of people have
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years that while a lot of people have
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years that while a lot of people have access to that font, I mean, I paid a
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access to that font, I mean, I paid a
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access to that font, I mean, I paid a license for it. It's legit. But a lot of
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license for it. It's legit. But a lot of
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license for it. It's legit. But a lot of people use that same font for all kinds
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people use that same font for all kinds
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people use that same font for all kinds of restaurants, different things like
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of restaurants, different things like
25:26
of restaurants, different things like that. So over time, we changed it a
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that. So over time, we changed it a
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that. So over time, we changed it a little bit and this logo changed to look
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little bit and this logo changed to look
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little bit and this logo changed to look like this. But now time has gone on and
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like this. But now time has gone on and
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like this. But now time has gone on and I kind of drew up a new one which looks
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I kind of drew up a new one which looks
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I kind of drew up a new one which looks like this. I kind of like it, but I want
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like this. I kind of like it, but I want
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like this. I kind of like it, but I want to know what you guys think. What do you
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to know what you guys think. What do you
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to know what you guys think. What do you think? Number one, number two, number
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think? Number one, number two, number
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think? Number one, number two, number three. Is it a natural evolution? You
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three. Is it a natural evolution? You
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three. Is it a natural evolution? You like number three? Is it good? Go with
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like number three? Is it good? Go with
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like number three? Is it good? Go with it. Use it for a while. See what
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it. Use it for a while. See what
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it. Use it for a while. See what happens. Make a new fun t-shirt or like
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happens. Make a new fun t-shirt or like
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happens. Make a new fun t-shirt or like m That's not it. As the kids say, let me
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m That's not it. As the kids say, let me
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m That's not it. As the kids say, let me know in the comments. See you next time.
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know in the comments. See you next time.
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know in the comments. See you next time. She likes to stay practically perfect in
25:57
She likes to stay practically perfect in
25:57
She likes to stay practically perfect in every way. Look at this little bird. Oh,
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every way. Look at this little bird. Oh,
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every way. Look at this little bird. Oh, he could fly.