Boring Couch Day!
Well, I got stuck at home allllll day!
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well this is weird my whole living room
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well this is weird my whole living room feels sideways now looks like we've
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feels sideways now looks like we've
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feels sideways now looks like we've pulled off the old Switcheroo the old
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pulled off the old Switcheroo the old
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pulled off the old Switcheroo the old moving the couch from here to
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moving the couch from here to
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moving the couch from here to here okay that's that's not very
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here okay that's that's not very
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here okay that's that's not very exciting see folks it's 3:00 in the
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exciting see folks it's 3:00 in the
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exciting see folks it's 3:00 in the afternoon we still have the short winter
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afternoon we still have the short winter
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afternoon we still have the short winter hour so almost the whole day has gone by
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hour so almost the whole day has gone by
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hour so almost the whole day has gone by and I'm still inside waiting and waiting
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and I'm still inside waiting and waiting
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and I'm still inside waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting all day all day
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and waiting and waiting all day all day
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and waiting and waiting all day all day long because today was the day we were
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long because today was the day we were
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long because today was the day we were supposed to be getting supposed to be
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supposed to be getting supposed to be
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supposed to be getting supposed to be getting a
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getting a
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getting a new couch see two days ago we went to
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new couch see two days ago we went to
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new couch see two days ago we went to Big Lots which was a suggestion from all
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Big Lots which was a suggestion from all
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Big Lots which was a suggestion from all of you people on my Facebook letting me
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of you people on my Facebook letting me
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of you people on my Facebook letting me know that that's probably the best place
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know that that's probably the best place
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know that that's probably the best place to get a couch where you don't have to
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to get a couch where you don't have to
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to get a couch where you don't have to worry about bugs or PE stains or any
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worry about bugs or PE stains or any
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worry about bugs or PE stains or any other kind of problems that used couches
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other kind of problems that used couches
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other kind of problems that used couches have but it would also be cheap and not
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have but it would also be cheap and not
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have but it would also be cheap and not too terrible we went to look at couches
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too terrible we went to look at couches
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too terrible we went to look at couches and couches cost like $1500 $2,000 like
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and couches cost like $1500 $2,000 like
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and couches cost like $1500 $2,000 like crazy amounts of money $11,000 $1,200
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crazy amounts of money $11,000 $1,200
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crazy amounts of money $11,000 $1,200 well thanks to you guys we went to Big
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well thanks to you guys we went to Big
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well thanks to you guys we went to Big Lots and bought a couch that I saw in a
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Lots and bought a couch that I saw in a
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Lots and bought a couch that I saw in a different store for $1,200 for 400 bucks
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different store for $1,200 for 400 bucks
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different store for $1,200 for 400 bucks and they're supposed to deliver it so
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and they're supposed to deliver it so
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and they're supposed to deliver it so yesterday they were supposed to call us
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yesterday they were supposed to call us
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yesterday they were supposed to call us and tell us when to deliver it no phone
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and tell us when to deliver it no phone
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and tell us when to deliver it no phone call so all morning since 6:00 in the
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call so all morning since 6:00 in the
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call so all morning since 6:00 in the morning we've been waiting and waiting
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morning we've been waiting and waiting
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morning we've been waiting and waiting and waiting cuz today is the delivery
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and waiting cuz today is the delivery
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and waiting cuz today is the delivery day waiting and waiting and waiting for
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day waiting and waiting and waiting for
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day waiting and waiting and waiting for a couch Allie's still back there and
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a couch Allie's still back there and
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a couch Allie's still back there and she's sick now she's totally got the
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she's sick now she's totally got the
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she's sick now she's totally got the cold I still got a little pressure up
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cold I still got a little pressure up
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cold I still got a little pressure up here but for the most part I'm feeling
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here but for the most part I'm feeling
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here but for the most part I'm feeling fine for long story short I can't just
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fine for long story short I can't just
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fine for long story short I can't just leave her so all day all day I've been
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leave her so all day all day I've been
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leave her so all day all day I've been waiting for people to deliver a couch I
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waiting for people to deliver a couch I
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waiting for people to deliver a couch I had big plans for today I was going to
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had big plans for today I was going to
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had big plans for today I was going to go outside and film stuff maybe go to
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go outside and film stuff maybe go to
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go outside and film stuff maybe go to the park I can't leave her here all by
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the park I can't leave her here all by
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the park I can't leave her here all by herself especially if furniture delivery
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herself especially if furniture delivery
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herself especially if furniture delivery people are going to come ins she have to
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people are going to come ins she have to
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people are going to come ins she have to get no that's no part of the reason we
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get no that's no part of the reason we
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get no that's no part of the reason we had to get a new couch is cuz we needed
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had to get a new couch is cuz we needed
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had to get a new couch is cuz we needed something a little bit larger for me
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something a little bit larger for me
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something a little bit larger for me this is a free couch that I got in my
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this is a free couch that I got in my
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this is a free couch that I got in my parents house it's really a love seat
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parents house it's really a love seat
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parents house it's really a love seat but it's divided up in three so that you
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but it's divided up in three so that you
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but it's divided up in three so that you can you know do that with the couch and
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can you know do that with the couch and
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can you know do that with the couch and put your feet on it but uh if you'll
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put your feet on it but uh if you'll
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put your feet on it but uh if you'll notice here I've been having a lot of
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notice here I've been having a lot of
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notice here I've been having a lot of back pain lately and
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this probably doesn't help so you can't
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this probably doesn't help so you can't you can't just you can't like it is very
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you can't just you can't like it is very
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you can't just you can't like it is very much too small for me to lay down on and
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much too small for me to lay down on and
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much too small for me to lay down on and it's very very uncomfortable I got to be
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it's very very uncomfortable I got to be
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it's very very uncomfortable I got to be honest with you there's like a big beam
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honest with you there's like a big beam
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honest with you there's like a big beam under each part of these seats here it
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under each part of these seats here it
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under each part of these seats here it hurts the old um cush cushion and same
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hurts the old um cush cushion and same
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hurts the old um cush cushion and same for this if you sit on the Cracks here
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for this if you sit on the Cracks here
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for this if you sit on the Cracks here it's just like my back and to that the
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it's just like my back and to that the
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it's just like my back and to that the fact that when anyone came over there
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fact that when anyone came over there
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fact that when anyone came over there was nowhere for them to sit except for
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was nowhere for them to sit except for
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was nowhere for them to sit except for these plastic white chairs that I bought
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these plastic white chairs that I bought
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these plastic white chairs that I bought from Ikea for $7 each not not terribly
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from Ikea for $7 each not not terribly
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from Ikea for $7 each not not terribly comfortable and it was like okay one
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comfortable and it was like okay one
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comfortable and it was like okay one more thing one more thing in here we got
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more thing one more thing in here we got
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more thing one more thing in here we got it for really cheap it's the last grown
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it for really cheap it's the last grown
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it for really cheap it's the last grown up thing that we need to buy we not got
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up thing that we need to buy we not got
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up thing that we need to buy we not got to worry about taxes but we'll get we'll
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to worry about taxes but we'll get we'll
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to worry about taxes but we'll get we'll get there so so far today has turned out
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get there so so far today has turned out
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get there so so far today has turned out incredibly boring first I waited in here
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incredibly boring first I waited in here
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incredibly boring first I waited in here I waited on that little couch in there
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I waited on that little couch in there
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I waited on that little couch in there but it started to hurt my back then I
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but it started to hurt my back then I
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but it started to hurt my back then I waited in my room for a while and then
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waited in my room for a while and then
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waited in my room for a while and then we called the delivery company they said
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we called the delivery company they said
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we called the delivery company they said oh yeah it'll be sometime today then I
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oh yeah it'll be sometime today then I
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oh yeah it'll be sometime today then I emptied like all the trashes trash cans
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emptied like all the trashes trash cans
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emptied like all the trashes trash cans the house the trash in there and I took
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the house the trash in there and I took
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the house the trash in there and I took a shower then I dried off and then I
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a shower then I dried off and then I
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a shower then I dried off and then I realized I don't know if I'm getting out
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realized I don't know if I'm getting out
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realized I don't know if I'm getting out of here today I think I've died and this
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of here today I think I've died and this
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of here today I think I've died and this is limbo Allie's sick allly can't play
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is limbo Allie's sick allly can't play
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is limbo Allie's sick allly can't play today
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today
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today Al I'm
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Al I'm
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Al I'm bored
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bored
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bored [Music]
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[Music]
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[Music] Al I don't have to wake up my sick
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Al I don't have to wake up my sick
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Al I don't have to wake up my sick girlfriend they're here my day just went
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girlfriend they're here my day just went
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girlfriend they're here my day just went from to in like one little knock awesome
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from to in like one little knock awesome
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from to in like one little knock awesome how you doing good all right hey hell
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how you doing good all right hey hell
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how you doing good all right hey hell yeah feels good
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woohoo all right what you right here
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woohoo all right what you right here right
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right
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right beautiful that's a bunch of pillows and
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beautiful that's a bunch of pillows and
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beautiful that's a bunch of pillows and everything you want it more in this way
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everything you want it more in this way
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everything you want it more in this way or on the the carpet yeah like a little
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or on the the carpet yeah like a little
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or on the the carpet yeah like a little you this to put the legs on yeah I still
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you this to put the legs on yeah I still
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you this to put the legs on yeah I still have to put the legs on so it doesn't
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have to put the legs on so it doesn't
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have to put the legs on so it doesn't really matter
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really matter
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really matter awesome cool thank you
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sweet wow a whole new cowch just for me
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sweet wow a whole new cowch just for me some assembly required got to put the
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some assembly required got to put the
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some assembly required got to put the legs on oh look who decided to join us
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legs on oh look who decided to join us
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legs on oh look who decided to join us hello little sick hi your hair looks too
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hello little sick hi your hair looks too
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hello little sick hi your hair looks too nice you look too pretty to be sick
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nice you look too pretty to be sick
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nice you look too pretty to be sick you're not sick you're faking now we get
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you're not sick you're faking now we get
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you're not sick you're faking now we get to rip the fun plastic off fun Ally get
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to rip the fun plastic off fun Ally get
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to rip the fun plastic off fun Ally get me my medieval Caesars just kidding I'll
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me my medieval Caesars just kidding I'll
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me my medieval Caesars just kidding I'll get them myself you're
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get them myself you're
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get them myself you're sick here you are Madam handles first
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sick here you are Madam handles first
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sick here you are Madam handles first that's the safe way to pass a why are
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that's the safe way to pass a why are
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that's the safe way to pass a why are you pointing a knife at me go for the
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you pointing a knife at me go for the
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you pointing a knife at me go for the old scissor routine I'm going to go for
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old scissor routine I'm going to go for
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old scissor routine I'm going to go for the Old
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the Old
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the Old Rip rip what plastic is a lot stronger
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Rip rip what plastic is a lot stronger
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Rip rip what plastic is a lot stronger than I thought it was in fine you can
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than I thought it was in fine you can
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than I thought it was in fine you can cut the
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plastic you're supposed to be resting
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plastic you're supposed to be resting okay that's what we're looking for here
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okay that's what we're looking for here
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okay that's what we're looking for here the legs the legs for the couch so
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the legs the legs for the couch so
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the legs the legs for the couch so they're tied up to something this this
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they're tied up to something this this
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they're tied up to something this this is all weird yeah there you go Ally cut
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is all weird yeah there you go Ally cut
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is all weird yeah there you go Ally cut that bag okay we got the couch legs now
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that bag okay we got the couch legs now
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that bag okay we got the couch legs now we got the couch flipped over on its
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we got the couch flipped over on its
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we got the couch flipped over on its back and just put in some legs and
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back and just put in some legs and
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back and just put in some legs and Presto changjo Staples have the legs
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Presto changjo Staples have the legs
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Presto changjo Staples have the legs here just pull off that cardboard and
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here just pull off that cardboard and
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here just pull off that cardboard and then take some of this plastic off
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here there we
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here there we go ibe I would have rather going to
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go ibe I would have rather going to
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go ibe I would have rather going to Disneyland today but this is fun oh one
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Disneyland today but this is fun oh one
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Disneyland today but this is fun oh one stap two staple just a lot of Staples
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stap two staple just a lot of Staples
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stap two staple just a lot of Staples more to go okay three St okay Staples
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more to go okay three St okay Staples
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more to go okay three St okay Staples off now we just got to screw in the legs
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off now we just got to screw in the legs
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off now we just got to screw in the legs look at you you should get a career in
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look at you you should get a career in
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look at you you should get a career in furniture making you have a talent for
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furniture making you have a talent for
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furniture making you have a talent for this this is the first time I have seen
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this this is the first time I have seen
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this this is the first time I have seen you without you being asleep or having a
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you without you being asleep or having a
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you without you being asleep or having a tissue in your nose for like 48
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tissue in your nose for like 48
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tissue in your nose for like 48 hours you've got germs just a side note
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hours you've got germs just a side note
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hours you've got germs just a side note I tried to do this myself and I told her
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I tried to do this myself and I told her
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I tried to do this myself and I told her to go wait and sleep she was like no I
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to go wait and sleep she was like no I
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to go wait and sleep she was like no I want to sit on the couch and then she
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want to sit on the couch and then she
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want to sit on the couch and then she threatened me she said she was going to
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threatened me she said she was going to
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threatened me she said she was going to punch me in the face this one
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punch me in the face this one
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punch me in the face this one sort of sort of fun it's half fun it's
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sort of sort of fun it's half fun it's
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sort of sort of fun it's half fun it's 3/4 fun it's okay it's close to fun it's
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3/4 fun it's okay it's close to fun it's
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3/4 fun it's okay it's close to fun it's funish oh I got
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funish oh I got
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funish oh I got it leg pull it pull it oh and now for
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it leg pull it pull it oh and now for
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it leg pull it pull it oh and now for the grand finale get the couch towards
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the grand finale get the couch towards
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the grand finale get the couch towards us it
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back now we push it over where it's
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back now we push it over where it's supposed to go and a lot a little a lot
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supposed to go and a lot a little a lot
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supposed to go and a lot a little a lot of forwards okay and now sit sit on the
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of forwards okay and now sit sit on the
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of forwards okay and now sit sit on the couch
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couch
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couch oh oh yeah it's kind of stiff you're
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oh oh yeah it's kind of stiff you're
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oh oh yeah it's kind of stiff you're breaking in maybe jump on it later now
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breaking in maybe jump on it later now
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breaking in maybe jump on it later now my head hurts
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my head hurts
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my head hurts again we did
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again we did
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again we did it now you're supposed to go to bed okay
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it now you're supposed to go to bed okay
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it now you're supposed to go to bed okay you have to go to bed it's your bedtime
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you have to go to bed it's your bedtime
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you have to go to bed it's your bedtime soup and bed there it is our new couch
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soup and bed there it is our new couch
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soup and bed there it is our new couch $400 Big Lot couch it'll either last us
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$400 Big Lot couch it'll either last us
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$400 Big Lot couch it'll either last us for the next 10 years of Our Lives or
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for the next 10 years of Our Lives or
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for the next 10 years of Our Lives or it'll break in uh 6 months and uh so for
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it'll break in uh 6 months and uh so for
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it'll break in uh 6 months and uh so for $400 I'll take the risk it's slate gray
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$400 I'll take the risk it's slate gray
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$400 I'll take the risk it's slate gray which I say it's very blue and Ali says
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which I say it's very blue and Ali says
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which I say it's very blue and Ali says it's not blue at all but I swear that
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it's not blue at all but I swear that
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it's not blue at all but I swear that couch is a little blue it looks more
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couch is a little blue it looks more
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couch is a little blue it looks more blue in here uh-huh oh look who's coming
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blue in here uh-huh oh look who's coming
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blue in here uh-huh oh look who's coming around in my way of thinking but we
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around in my way of thinking but we
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around in my way of thinking but we figured even though we're not super into
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figured even though we're not super into
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figured even though we're not super into the bless we like the greyness we sit on
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the bless we like the greyness we sit on
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the bless we like the greyness we sit on the couch and look this way we don't sit
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the couch and look this way we don't sit
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the couch and look this way we don't sit over there and look at the couch so it
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over there and look at the couch so it
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over there and look at the couch so it can be as blue as it wants to be in its
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heart that's
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heart that's betiful I was going to say blutiful dang
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betiful I was going to say blutiful dang
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betiful I was going to say blutiful dang it I'm off my game I waited all day for
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it I'm off my game I waited all day for
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it I'm off my game I waited all day for mover and I lost my whole day of filming
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mover and I lost my whole day of filming
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mover and I lost my whole day of filming oh it matches my back to the future
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oh it matches my back to the future
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oh it matches my back to the future poster sweet now I realized this is the
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poster sweet now I realized this is the
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poster sweet now I realized this is the most boring adventure of all the
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most boring adventure of all the
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most boring adventure of all the adventures cuz the adventure was and
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adventures cuz the adventure was and
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adventures cuz the adventure was and waiting and then they came and then we
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waiting and then they came and then we
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waiting and then they came and then we put a couch and I sat on it but it took
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put a couch and I sat on it but it took
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put a couch and I sat on it but it took me all day but alie's sick and I had to
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me all day but alie's sick and I had to
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me all day but alie's sick and I had to stay home and take care of her and I'm
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stay home and take care of her and I'm
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stay home and take care of her and I'm still sick and there's still a victory
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still sick and there's still a victory
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still sick and there's still a victory in here which is that so far every day
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in here which is that so far every day
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in here which is that so far every day this year I filmed and uploaded videos
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this year I filmed and uploaded videos
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this year I filmed and uploaded videos today is the
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today is the
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today is the 31st I did every day of the month it was
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31st I did every day of the month it was
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31st I did every day of the month it was cool but this is exactly why I don't
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cool but this is exactly why I don't
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cool but this is exactly why I don't film every day of the month because some
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film every day of the month because some
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film every day of the month because some days of the month I got to take care of
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days of the month I got to take care of
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days of the month I got to take care of Aly or more often I got to take care of
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Aly or more often I got to take care of
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Aly or more often I got to take care of my kids I have to do really boring stuff
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my kids I have to do really boring stuff
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my kids I have to do really boring stuff you know I get the Celiac tummy and I
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you know I get the Celiac tummy and I
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you know I get the Celiac tummy and I have horrible sickness sometimes
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have horrible sickness sometimes
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have horrible sickness sometimes diarrhea for days you guys want to see
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diarrhea for days you guys want to see
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diarrhea for days you guys want to see that on film no so pretty fun experiment
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that on film no so pretty fun experiment
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that on film no so pretty fun experiment honestly and I really enjoy doing it but
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honestly and I really enjoy doing it but
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honestly and I really enjoy doing it but I believe now I'm going to go back to
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I believe now I'm going to go back to
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I believe now I'm going to go back to the schedule of three or four Adventures
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the schedule of three or four Adventures
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the schedule of three or four Adventures a week maybe five maybe six maybe seven
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a week maybe five maybe six maybe seven
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a week maybe five maybe six maybe seven you never know cuz there's more things I
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you never know cuz there's more things I
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you never know cuz there's more things I want to film that take multiple days to
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want to film that take multiple days to
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want to film that take multiple days to get accomplished so much more Epic
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get accomplished so much more Epic
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get accomplished so much more Epic Adventures to come thank you all for
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Adventures to come thank you all for
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Adventures to come thank you all for watching this I love you happy New Year
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watching this I love you happy New Year
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watching this I love you happy New Year we're going to rest on this very
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we're going to rest on this very
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we're going to rest on this very comfortable couch now and try to be not
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comfortable couch now and try to be not
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comfortable couch now and try to be not sick and we'll see you all a little
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sick and we'll see you all a little
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sick and we'll see you all a little later
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later
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later [Music]
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[Music] bye-bye
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bye-bye
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bye-bye [Music]
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[Music] Peri is here Peri is here per is
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Peri is here Peri is here per is
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Peri is here Peri is here per is here this is Ricardo's Playhouse now the
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here this is Ricardo's Playhouse now the
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here this is Ricardo's Playhouse now the cardal